Ranked TCG Game Thread: Soup vs Memeburger (ID: 1503374616914166042)

[tepid hedge]

🔴 Ban phase started! Each player may ban 1 character.

🟢 No characters were banned this match.

Soup selected Sense!

Memeburger rolled the dice from their favourite characters and got Übel!

Turn 1

Sense (Soup) ⠀

• HP: 90/90
• ATK: 10
• DEF: 12
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 8
• Ability: Proctor - 0
  • Every turn this character doesn't attack, gain 1 observation. Every turn this character attacks, lose 1 observation. (min 0)
    This character wins when the test is over after 15 observations.

Sub-Ability - Tea Time - When this character has 3 Tea Time Snacks, skip the turn for both characters and eat 3 Tea Time Snacks.
Active Pile: 10 Cards Discard Pile: 0 Card

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 90/90
• ATK: 12
• DEF: 8
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 14
• Ability: Reckless - 0
  • Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
    Active Pile: 10 Cards Discard Pile: 0 Card

[sturdy elm]

Oh no

[vestal rivet]

It's been a while since I rolled her

[sturdy elm]

That’s

Not good

[tepid hedge]

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Übel (Memeburger) used Dismantle + 0!

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Übel (Memeburger) lost 8 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 82

Missing chances: 60%

Luck roll: 21

The attack cannot connect!

Yet Übel keeps rushing forward!

[sturdy elm]

[tepid hedge]

Übel (Memeburger) gained 4 ATK! Übel (Memeburger)'s new ATK: 16

Übel (Memeburger) gained 4 SPD! Übel (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 18

Sense (Soup) used Mana Concealment + 0!

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Sense (Soup) conceals her presence.

Sense (Soup) gained 1 ATK! Sense (Soup)'s new ATK: 11

Sense (Soup) gained 2 DEF! Sense (Soup)'s new DEF: 14

Sense (Soup) gained 2 SPD! Sense (Soup)'s new SPD: 10

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Sense (Soup) continued to observe peacefully.

Sense (Soup) gained 1 Ability Counter! Sense (Soup)'s new Ability Counter: 1

Turn 2

Sense (Soup) ⠀

• HP: 90/90
• ATK: 11
• DEF: 14
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 10
• Ability: Proctor - 1
  • Every turn this character doesn't attack, gain 1 observation. Every turn this character attacks, lose 1 observation. (min 0)
    This character wins when the test is over after 15 observations.

Sub-Ability - Tea Time - When this character has 3 Tea Time Snacks, skip the turn for both characters and eat 3 Tea Time Snacks.
Active Pile: 9 Cards Discard Pile: 1 Card
Timed effects:

• Mana Concealment (1 turn):
  • Attacking moves receive Priority+1 and 50% Pierce.

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 82/90
• ATK: 16
• DEF: 8
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 18
• Ability: Reckless - 0
  • Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
    Active Pile: 9 Cards Discard Pile: 1 Card

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Sense (Soup) used Pierce + 1!

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Sense (Soup) lost 7 HP! Sense (Soup)'s new HP: 83

Sense (Soup) pierced the opponent!

Sense (Soup) gained 1.1 DEF! Sense (Soup)'s new DEF: 15.1

[sturdy elm]

Sorga

[tepid hedge]

Sense (Soup) attacks Übel (Memeburger) for 23.77 damage! Übel (Memeburger) has 58.23 left!

Sense (Soup) is wide-open!

Übel (Memeburger) used 🕙 Wait!

Übel (Memeburger) waited it out! All cards in Übel (Memeburger)'s hand are empowered!

Übel (Memeburger) gained 10 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 68.23

[sturdy elm]

H?

[tepid hedge]

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[sturdy elm]

Wait what

[tepid hedge]

Sense (Soup) unveiled her presence.

Sense went on the offensive!

[sturdy elm]

Oh

[tepid hedge]

Sense (Soup)'s Ability Counter is set to 0.

[sturdy elm]

Nvm

[tepid hedge]

Turn 3

Sense (Soup) ⠀

• HP: 83/90
• ATK: 11
• DEF: 15.1
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 10
• Ability: Proctor - 0
  • Every turn this character doesn't attack, gain 1 observation. Every turn this character attacks, lose 1 observation. (min 0)
    This character wins when the test is over after 15 observations.

Sub-Ability - Tea Time - When this character has 3 Tea Time Snacks, skip the turn for both characters and eat 3 Tea Time Snacks.
Active Pile: 8 Cards Discard Pile: 2 Cards

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 68.23/90
• ATK: 16
• DEF: 8
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 18
• Ability: Reckless - 0
  • Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
    Active Pile: 9 Cards Discard Pile: 1 Card

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Übel (Memeburger) used Defend + 2!

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Übel (Memeburger) prepares to defend against an incoming attack!

[sturdy elm]

Uh

[tepid hedge]

Übel (Memeburger) gained 24 TrueDEF! Übel (Memeburger)'s new TrueDEF: 24

Sense (Soup) used Hair Barrier + 3!

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Sense (Soup) surrounded herself in her hair barrier!

Sense (Soup) gained 26 TrueDEF! Sense (Soup)'s new TrueDEF: 26

Übel (Memeburger) can't cut through this!

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Übel (Memeburger) lost 24 TrueDEF! Übel (Memeburger)'s new TrueDEF: 0

Sense (Soup) lost 26 TrueDEF! Sense (Soup)'s new TrueDEF: 0

Sense (Soup) continued to observe peacefully.

Sense (Soup) gained 1 Ability Counter! Sense (Soup)'s new Ability Counter: 1

Turn 4

Sense (Soup) ⠀

• HP: 83/90
• ATK: 11
• DEF: 15.1
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 10
• Ability: Proctor - 1
  • Every turn this character doesn't attack, gain 1 observation. Every turn this character attacks, lose 1 observation. (min 0)
    This character wins when the test is over after 15 observations.

Sub-Ability - Tea Time - When this character has 3 Tea Time Snacks, skip the turn for both characters and eat 3 Tea Time Snacks.
Active Pile: 7 Cards Discard Pile: 3 Cards

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 68.23/90
• ATK: 16
• DEF: 8
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 18
• Ability: Reckless - 0
  • Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
    Active Pile: 8 Cards Discard Pile: 2 Cards

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Übel (Memeburger) used Dismantle + 0!

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Übel (Memeburger) lost 8 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 60.23

[sturdy elm]

[tepid hedge]

Missing chances: 60%

Luck roll: 75

The attack connects!

[sturdy elm]

[tepid hedge]

Übel (Memeburger) tries to cut Sense (Soup) into pieces!

[vestal rivet]

shit

[tepid hedge]

Übel (Memeburger) attacks Sense (Soup) for 32.00 damage! Sense (Soup) has 51 left!

Sense (Soup) used Hair Whip + 4!

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[sturdy elm]

Owch

[tepid hedge]

Sense (Soup) lost 4 HP! Sense (Soup)'s new HP: 47

Sense (Soup) whipped her hair!

Sense (Soup) gained 4.2 DEF! Sense (Soup)'s new DEF: 19.3

Sense (Soup) attacks Übel (Memeburger) for 17.63 damage! Übel (Memeburger) has 42.6 left!

Sense (Soup) is wide-open!

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Sense went on the offensive!

Sense (Soup)'s Ability Counter is set to 0.

Turn 5

Sense (Soup) ⠀

• HP: 47/90
• ATK: 11
• DEF: 19.3
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 10
• Ability: Proctor - 0
  • Every turn this character doesn't attack, gain 1 observation. Every turn this character attacks, lose 1 observation. (min 0)
    This character wins when the test is over after 15 observations.

Sub-Ability - Tea Time - When this character has 3 Tea Time Snacks, skip the turn for both characters and eat 3 Tea Time Snacks.
Active Pile: 6 Cards Discard Pile: 4 Cards

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 42.6/90
• ATK: 16
• DEF: 8
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 18
• Ability: Reckless - 0
  • Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
    Active Pile: 7 Cards Discard Pile: 3 Cards

[sturdy elm]

I wonder

[tepid hedge]

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Übel (Memeburger) used Slow Down + 4!

[sturdy elm]

Does this

[tepid hedge]

⠀

[sturdy elm]

Kill you

[tepid hedge]

Übel (Memeburger) takes cover to ponder the fleeting nature of her life.

[sturdy elm]

Oh

[tepid hedge]

Übel (Memeburger) lost 10 SPD! Übel (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 8

[sturdy elm]

Nvm

[tepid hedge]

Übel (Memeburger) gained 7 DEF! Übel (Memeburger)'s new DEF: 15

Übel (Memeburger) gained 14 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 56.6

Sense (Soup) used Piercing Drill + 4!

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Sense (Soup) lost 12 HP! Sense (Soup)'s new HP: 35

Sense (Soup) used a piercing drill!

Sense (Soup) attacks Übel (Memeburger) for 27.03 damage! Übel (Memeburger) has 29.57 left!

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Übel (Memeburger) took a break and recoups.

[sturdy elm]

Sad

[tepid hedge]

Übel (Memeburger) gained 7 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 36.57

Sense went on the offensive!

Sense (Soup)'s Ability Counter is set to 0.

Turn 6

Sense (Soup) ⠀

• HP: 35/90
• ATK: 11
• DEF: 19.3
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 10
• Ability: Proctor - 0
  • Every turn this character doesn't attack, gain 1 observation. Every turn this character attacks, lose 1 observation. (min 0)
    This character wins when the test is over after 15 observations.

Sub-Ability - Tea Time - When this character has 3 Tea Time Snacks, skip the turn for both characters and eat 3 Tea Time Snacks.
Active Pile: 5 Cards Discard Pile: 5 Cards

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 36.57/90
• ATK: 16
• DEF: 15
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 8
• Ability: Reckless - 0
  • Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
    Active Pile: 6 Cards Discard Pile: 4 Cards
    Timed effects:
• Recompose (1 turn):
  • Decreases SPD by 10 for 2 turns. Attacks will not hit. Heal 7 at turn end.

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Sense (Soup) used Tea Party + 2!

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Sense (Soup) held a tea party!

Sense (Soup) gained 12 HP! Sense (Soup)'s new HP: 47

Übel (Memeburger) gained 6 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 42.57

Übel (Memeburger) used Discard!

Übel (Memeburger) gained 1 ATK! Übel (Memeburger)'s new ATK: 17

Übel (Memeburger) gained 1 DEF! Übel (Memeburger)'s new DEF: 16

Übel (Memeburger) gained 1 SPD! Übel (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 9

All cards in Übel (Memeburger)'s hand are empowered!

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Übel (Memeburger) took a break and recoups.

Übel (Memeburger) gained 7 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 49.57

Übel (Memeburger) has recomposed herself.

Übel (Memeburger) gained 10 SPD! Übel (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 19

Übel (Memeburger) lost 7 DEF! Übel (Memeburger)'s new DEF: 9

Sense (Soup) continued to observe peacefully.

Sense (Soup) gained 1 Ability Counter! Sense (Soup)'s new Ability Counter: 1

Turn 7

Sense (Soup) ⠀

• HP: 47/90
• ATK: 11
• DEF: 19.3
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 10
• Ability: Proctor - 1
  • Every turn this character doesn't attack, gain 1 observation. Every turn this character attacks, lose 1 observation. (min 0)
    This character wins when the test is over after 15 observations.

Sub-Ability - Tea Time - When this character has 3 Tea Time Snacks, skip the turn for both characters and eat 3 Tea Time Snacks.
Active Pile: 4 Cards Discard Pile: 6 Cards
Tea Time Snacks: 2

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 49.57/90
• ATK: 17
• DEF: 9
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 19
• Ability: Reckless - 0
  • Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
    Active Pile: 5 Cards Discard Pile: 5 Cards

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Übel (Memeburger) used Shallow Slash + 6!

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[sturdy elm]

[tepid hedge]

Übel (Memeburger) lost 4 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 45.57

Missing chances: 20%

Luck roll: 29

The attack connects!

[sturdy elm]

[tepid hedge]

Übel (Memeburger) slashed at Sense (Soup)!

Übel (Memeburger) attacks Sense (Soup) for 29.80 damage! Sense (Soup) has 17.2 left!

Sense (Soup) used Tea Time + 7!

⠀

[sturdy elm]

😓

[tepid hedge]

Sense (Soup) enjoyed a refreshing cup of tea.

Sense (Soup) gained 10.2 HP! Sense (Soup)'s new HP: 27.4

Übel (Memeburger) gained 5.1 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 50.67

Sense holds a tea party! Both characters take a turn to enjoy the tea.

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Sense (Soup) continued to observe peacefully.

Sense (Soup) gained 1 Ability Counter! Sense (Soup)'s new Ability Counter: 2

Turn 8

Sense (Soup) ⠀

• HP: 27.4/90
• ATK: 11
• DEF: 19.3
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 10
• Ability: Proctor - 2
  • Every turn this character doesn't attack, gain 1 observation. Every turn this character attacks, lose 1 observation. (min 0)
    This character wins when the test is over after 15 observations.

Sub-Ability - Tea Time - When this character has 3 Tea Time Snacks, skip the turn for both characters and eat 3 Tea Time Snacks.
Active Pile: 3 Cards Discard Pile: 7 Cards

Sense (Soup) skips this turn!

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 50.67/90
• ATK: 17
• DEF: 9
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 19
• Ability: Reckless - 0
  • Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
    Active Pile: 4 Cards Discard Pile: 6 Cards

Übel (Memeburger) skips this turn!

[sturdy elm]

I lost this lmao

Senses whiole thing is big defense

But ubel just cuts through it

[tepid hedge]

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Übel (Memeburger) used 🕙 Wait!

Übel (Memeburger) waited it out! All cards in Übel (Memeburger)'s hand are empowered!

Übel (Memeburger) gained 10 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 60.67

Sense (Soup) used 🕙 Wait!

Sense (Soup) waited it out! All cards in Sense (Soup)'s hand are empowered!

Sense (Soup) gained 10 HP! Sense (Soup)'s new HP: 37.4

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Sense (Soup) continued to observe peacefully.

Sense (Soup) gained 1 Ability Counter! Sense (Soup)'s new Ability Counter: 3

Turn 9

Sense (Soup) ⠀

• HP: 37.4/90
• ATK: 11
• DEF: 19.3
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 10
• Ability: Proctor - 3
  • Every turn this character doesn't attack, gain 1 observation. Every turn this character attacks, lose 1 observation. (min 0)
    This character wins when the test is over after 15 observations.

Sub-Ability - Tea Time - When this character has 3 Tea Time Snacks, skip the turn for both characters and eat 3 Tea Time Snacks.
Active Pile: 3 Cards Discard Pile: 7 Cards

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 60.67/90
• ATK: 17
• DEF: 9
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 19
• Ability: Reckless - 0
  • Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
    Active Pile: 4 Cards Discard Pile: 6 Cards

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Übel (Memeburger) used Slow Down + 1!

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Übel (Memeburger) takes cover to ponder the fleeting nature of her life.

Übel (Memeburger) lost 10 SPD! Übel (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 9

Übel (Memeburger) gained 5.5 DEF! Übel (Memeburger)'s new DEF: 14.5

Übel (Memeburger) gained 11 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 71.67

Sense (Soup) used Tea Time + 7!

⠀

[sturdy elm]

[tepid hedge]

Sense (Soup) enjoyed a refreshing cup of tea.

Sense (Soup) gained 10.2 HP! Sense (Soup)'s new HP: 47.6

Übel (Memeburger) gained 5.1 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 76.77

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Übel (Memeburger) took a break and recoups.

Übel (Memeburger) gained 5.5 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 82.27

Sense (Soup) continued to observe peacefully.

Sense (Soup) gained 1 Ability Counter! Sense (Soup)'s new Ability Counter: 4

Turn 10

Sense (Soup) ⠀

• HP: 47.6/90
• ATK: 11
• DEF: 19.3
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 10
• Ability: Proctor - 4
  • Every turn this character doesn't attack, gain 1 observation. Every turn this character attacks, lose 1 observation. (min 0)
    This character wins when the test is over after 15 observations.

Sub-Ability - Tea Time - When this character has 3 Tea Time Snacks, skip the turn for both characters and eat 3 Tea Time Snacks.
Active Pile: 2 Cards Discard Pile: 8 Cards
Tea Time Snacks: 1

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 82.27/90
• ATK: 17
• DEF: 14.5
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 9
• Ability: Reckless - 0
  • Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
    Active Pile: 3 Cards Discard Pile: 7 Cards
    Timed effects:
• Recompose (1 turn):
  • Decreases SPD by 10 for 2 turns. Attacks will not hit. Heal 5.5 at turn end.

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Sense (Soup) used Tea Party + 4!

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Sense (Soup) held a tea party!

Sense (Soup) gained 14 HP! Sense (Soup)'s new HP: 61.6

Übel (Memeburger) gained 7 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 89.27

Sense holds a tea party! Both characters take a turn to enjoy the tea.

Übel (Memeburger) used 🕙 Wait!

Übel (Memeburger) waited it out! All cards in Übel (Memeburger)'s hand are empowered!

Übel (Memeburger) gained 10 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 90

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Übel (Memeburger) took a break and recoups.

Übel (Memeburger) gained 5.5 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 90

Übel (Memeburger) has recomposed herself.

Übel (Memeburger) gained 10 SPD! Übel (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 19

Übel (Memeburger) lost 5.5 DEF! Übel (Memeburger)'s new DEF: 9

Sense (Soup) continued to observe peacefully.

Sense (Soup) gained 1 Ability Counter! Sense (Soup)'s new Ability Counter: 5

Turn 11

Sense (Soup) ⠀

• HP: 61.6/90
• ATK: 11
• DEF: 19.3
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 10
• Ability: Proctor - 5
  • Every turn this character doesn't attack, gain 1 observation. Every turn this character attacks, lose 1 observation. (min 0)
    This character wins when the test is over after 15 observations.

Sub-Ability - Tea Time - When this character has 3 Tea Time Snacks, skip the turn for both characters and eat 3 Tea Time Snacks.
Active Pile: 1 Card Discard Pile: 9 Cards

Sense (Soup) skips this turn!

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 90/90
• ATK: 17
• DEF: 9
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 19
• Ability: Reckless - 0
  • Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
    Active Pile: 3 Cards Discard Pile: 7 Cards

Übel (Memeburger) skips this turn!

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Übel (Memeburger) used Discard!

Übel (Memeburger) gained 1 ATK! Übel (Memeburger)'s new ATK: 18

Übel (Memeburger) gained 1 DEF! Übel (Memeburger)'s new DEF: 10

Übel (Memeburger) gained 1 SPD! Übel (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 20

All cards in Übel (Memeburger)'s hand are empowered!

Sense (Soup) used 🕙 Wait!

Sense (Soup) waited it out! All cards in Sense (Soup)'s hand are empowered!

Sense (Soup) gained 10 HP! Sense (Soup)'s new HP: 71.6

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Sense (Soup) continued to observe peacefully.

Sense (Soup) gained 1 Ability Counter! Sense (Soup)'s new Ability Counter: 6

Turn 12

Sense (Soup) ⠀

• HP: 71.6/90
• ATK: 11
• DEF: 19.3
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 10
• Ability: Proctor - 6
  • Every turn this character doesn't attack, gain 1 observation. Every turn this character attacks, lose 1 observation. (min 0)
    This character wins when the test is over after 15 observations.

Sub-Ability - Tea Time - When this character has 3 Tea Time Snacks, skip the turn for both characters and eat 3 Tea Time Snacks.
Active Pile: 1 Card Discard Pile: 9 Cards

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 90/90
• ATK: 18
• DEF: 10
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 20
• Ability: Reckless - 0
  • Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
    Active Pile: 3 Cards Discard Pile: 7 Cards

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Sense (Soup) used Hair Barrier + 6!

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Sense (Soup) surrounded herself in her hair barrier!

Sense (Soup) gained 32 TrueDEF! Sense (Soup)'s new TrueDEF: 32

Übel (Memeburger) can't cut through this!

Übel (Memeburger) used Shallow Slash + 7!

⠀

Übel (Memeburger) lost 4 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 86

[sturdy elm]

[tepid hedge]

The attack cannot connect!

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Sense (Soup) lost 32 TrueDEF! Sense (Soup)'s new TrueDEF: 0

Sense (Soup) continued to observe peacefully.

Sense (Soup) gained 1 Ability Counter! Sense (Soup)'s new Ability Counter: 7

Turn 13

Sense (Soup) ⠀

• HP: 71.6/90
• ATK: 11
• DEF: 19.3
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 10
• Ability: Proctor - 7
  • Every turn this character doesn't attack, gain 1 observation. Every turn this character attacks, lose 1 observation. (min 0)
    This character wins when the test is over after 15 observations.

Sub-Ability - Tea Time - When this character has 3 Tea Time Snacks, skip the turn for both characters and eat 3 Tea Time Snacks.
Active Pile: 0 Card Discard Pile: 10 Cards

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 86/90
• ATK: 18
• DEF: 10
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 20
• Ability: Reckless - 0
  • Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
    Active Pile: 2 Cards Discard Pile: 8 Cards

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Übel (Memeburger) used Cleave + 0!

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[sturdy elm]

[tepid hedge]

Übel (Memeburger) lost 6 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 80

Missing chances: 40%

Luck roll: 84

[sturdy elm]

[tepid hedge]

The attack connects!

A brutal slash!

Übel (Memeburger) attacks Sense (Soup) for 30.00 damage! Sense (Soup) has 41.6 left!

Sense (Soup) used Sharpen + 3!

[sturdy elm]

Yeowch

[tepid hedge]

⠀

Sense (Soup) lost 3 HP! Sense (Soup)'s new HP: 38.6

Sense (Soup) sharpened her hair drills!

Sense (Soup) gained 1.3 DEF! Sense (Soup)'s new DEF: 20.6

Sense (Soup) gained 2.6 ATK! Sense (Soup)'s new ATK: 13.6

Sense (Soup) gained 2.6 SPD! Sense (Soup)'s new SPD: 12.6

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Sense (Soup) continued to observe peacefully.

Sense (Soup) gained 1 Ability Counter! Sense (Soup)'s new Ability Counter: 8

Turn 14

Sense (Soup) ⠀

• HP: 38.6/90
• ATK: 13.6
• DEF: 20.6
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 12.6
• Ability: Proctor - 8
  • Every turn this character doesn't attack, gain 1 observation. Every turn this character attacks, lose 1 observation. (min 0)
    This character wins when the test is over after 15 observations.

Sub-Ability - Tea Time - When this character has 3 Tea Time Snacks, skip the turn for both characters and eat 3 Tea Time Snacks.
Active Pile: 10 Cards Discard Pile: 0 Card

[sturdy elm]

Now die

[tepid hedge]

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 80/90
• ATK: 18
• DEF: 10
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 20
• Ability: Reckless - 0
  • Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
    Active Pile: 1 Card Discard Pile: 9 Cards

[sturdy elm]

Puny mortal

[tepid hedge]

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Sense (Soup) used Hair Barrier + 14!

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Sense (Soup) surrounded herself in her hair barrier!

Sense (Soup) gained 48 TrueDEF! Sense (Soup)'s new TrueDEF: 48

Übel (Memeburger) can't cut through this!

Übel (Memeburger) used Sorganeil + 5!

⠀

Übel (Memeburger) traps Sense (Soup) in her gaze!

Sense (Soup) lost 11.6 SPD! Sense (Soup)'s new SPD: 1

[sturdy elm]

Oh no

[tepid hedge]

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Sense (Soup) lost 48 TrueDEF! Sense (Soup)'s new TrueDEF: 0

Sense (Soup) continued to observe peacefully.

Sense (Soup) gained 1 Ability Counter! Sense (Soup)'s new Ability Counter: 9

[sturdy elm]

I’m boutta get shrines aren’t I

[tepid hedge]

Turn 15

Sense (Soup) ⠀

• HP: 38.6/90
• ATK: 13.6
• DEF: 20.6
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 1
• Ability: Proctor - 9
  • Every turn this character doesn't attack, gain 1 observation. Every turn this character attacks, lose 1 observation. (min 0)
    This character wins when the test is over after 15 observations.

Sub-Ability - Tea Time - When this character has 3 Tea Time Snacks, skip the turn for both characters and eat 3 Tea Time Snacks.
Active Pile: 9 Cards Discard Pile: 1 Card

Sense (Soup) skips this turn!

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 80/90
• ATK: 18
• DEF: 10
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 20
• Ability: Reckless - 0
  • Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
    Active Pile: 0 Card Discard Pile: 10 Cards
    Timed effects:
• Sorganeil (1 turn):
  • Cannot miss next turn's attack

[sturdy elm]

This sint good

[vestal rivet]

Domain Expansion:

[sturdy elm]

AHHHHH

[tepid hedge]

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Übel (Memeburger) used (Learned) Piercing Drill + 12!

[sturdy elm]

NOOOO

[tepid hedge]

⠀

Übel (Memeburger) lost 12 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 68

[sturdy elm]

Wait what

[tepid hedge]

Übel (Memeburger) tries to empathize with her opponent...

[sturdy elm]

NOOOO

[tepid hedge]

Übel (Memeburger) acquired a new magic!

[sturdy elm]

AGHHHH

[tepid hedge]

Übel (Memeburger) used a piercing drill!

[sturdy elm]

PLEASE

[tepid hedge]

Übel (Memeburger) attacks Sense (Soup) for 38.40 damage! Sense (Soup) has 0.2 left!

Sense (Soup) used 🕙 Wait!

Sense (Soup) waited it out! All cards in Sense (Soup)'s hand are empowered!

[sturdy elm]

blep

Wait

[tepid hedge]

Sense (Soup) gained 10 HP! Sense (Soup)'s new HP: 10.2

[sturdy elm]

What

[tepid hedge]

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Übel (Memeburger) averted her gaze. Sense (Soup) got free from Übel (Memeburger)'s Sorganeil.

Sense (Soup) gained 11.6 SPD! Sense (Soup)'s new SPD: 12.6

Sense (Soup) continued to observe peacefully.

Sense (Soup) gained 1 Ability Counter! Sense (Soup)'s new Ability Counter: 10

Turn 16

Sense (Soup) ⠀

• HP: 10.2/90
• ATK: 13.6
• DEF: 20.6
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 12.6
• Ability: Proctor - 10
  • Every turn this character doesn't attack, gain 1 observation. Every turn this character attacks, lose 1 observation. (min 0)
    This character wins when the test is over after 15 observations.

Sub-Ability - Tea Time - When this character has 3 Tea Time Snacks, skip the turn for both characters and eat 3 Tea Time Snacks.
Active Pile: 9 Cards Discard Pile: 1 Card

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 68/90
• ATK: 18
• DEF: 10
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 20
• Ability: Reckless - 0
  • Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
    Active Pile: 10 Cards Discard Pile: 0 Card

[sturdy elm]

Lmao

I’m so

Cooked

[tepid hedge]

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Übel (Memeburger) used Shallow Slash + 11!

⠀

Übel (Memeburger) lost 4 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 64

Missing chances: 20%

Luck roll: 12

The attack cannot connect!

[sturdy elm]

LOL

[tepid hedge]

Yet Übel keeps rushing forward!

Übel (Memeburger) gained 4.2 ATK! Übel (Memeburger)'s new ATK: 22.2

Übel (Memeburger) gained 4.2 SPD! Übel (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 24.2

[sturdy elm]

[tepid hedge]

Sense (Soup) used Tea Party + 6!

⠀

Sense (Soup) held a tea party!

Sense (Soup) gained 16 HP! Sense (Soup)'s new HP: 26.2

Übel (Memeburger) gained 8 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 72

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Sense (Soup) continued to observe peacefully.

Sense (Soup) gained 1 Ability Counter! Sense (Soup)'s new Ability Counter: 11

Turn 17

Sense (Soup) ⠀

• HP: 26.2/90
• ATK: 13.6
• DEF: 20.6
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 12.6
• Ability: Proctor - 11
  • Every turn this character doesn't attack, gain 1 observation. Every turn this character attacks, lose 1 observation. (min 0)
    This character wins when the test is over after 15 observations.

Sub-Ability - Tea Time - When this character has 3 Tea Time Snacks, skip the turn for both characters and eat 3 Tea Time Snacks.
Active Pile: 8 Cards Discard Pile: 2 Cards
Tea Time Snacks: 2

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 72/90
• ATK: 22.2
• DEF: 10
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 24.2
• Ability: Reckless - 0
  • Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
    Active Pile: 9 Cards Discard Pile: 1 Card

[sturdy elm]

This will be a generational comeback if I can last 4 turns

[tepid hedge]

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Übel (Memeburger) used Cleave + 3!

⠀

[sturdy elm]

[tepid hedge]

Übel (Memeburger) lost 6 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 66

Missing chances: 40%

Luck roll: 0

The attack cannot connect!

[sturdy elm]

LOL

[tepid hedge]

Yet Übel keeps rushing forward!

Übel (Memeburger) gained 3.9 ATK! Übel (Memeburger)'s new ATK: 26.1

[sturdy elm]

OH MY LORD

[tepid hedge]

Übel (Memeburger) gained 3.9 SPD! Übel (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 28.1

[sturdy elm]

THIS ISS

[tepid hedge]

Sense (Soup) used Tea Party + 5!

⠀

[sturdy elm]

SO FUNNY

[tepid hedge]

Sense (Soup) held a tea party!

Sense (Soup) gained 15 HP! Sense (Soup)'s new HP: 41.2

Übel (Memeburger) gained 7.5 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 73.5

Sense holds a tea party! Both characters take a turn to enjoy the tea.

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Sense (Soup) continued to observe peacefully.

Sense (Soup) gained 1 Ability Counter! Sense (Soup)'s new Ability Counter: 12

Turn 18

Sense (Soup) ⠀

• HP: 41.2/90
• ATK: 13.6
• DEF: 20.6
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 12.6
• Ability: Proctor - 12
  • Every turn this character doesn't attack, gain 1 observation. Every turn this character attacks, lose 1 observation. (min 0)
    This character wins when the test is over after 15 observations.

Sub-Ability - Tea Time - When this character has 3 Tea Time Snacks, skip the turn for both characters and eat 3 Tea Time Snacks.
Active Pile: 7 Cards Discard Pile: 3 Cards
Tea Time Snacks: 1

Sense (Soup) skips this turn!

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 73.5/90
• ATK: 26.1
• DEF: 10
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 28.1
• Ability: Reckless - 0
  • Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
    Active Pile: 8 Cards Discard Pile: 2 Cards

Übel (Memeburger) skips this turn!

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Übel (Memeburger) used Discard!

Übel (Memeburger) gained 1 ATK! Übel (Memeburger)'s new ATK: 27.1

Übel (Memeburger) gained 1 DEF! Übel (Memeburger)'s new DEF: 11

Übel (Memeburger) gained 1 SPD! Übel (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 29.1

All cards in Übel (Memeburger)'s hand are empowered!

[sturdy elm]

[tepid hedge]

Sense (Soup) used 🕙 Wait!

Sense (Soup) waited it out! All cards in Sense (Soup)'s hand are empowered!

Sense (Soup) gained 10 HP! Sense (Soup)'s new HP: 51.2

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Sense (Soup) continued to observe peacefully.

Sense (Soup) gained 1 Ability Counter! Sense (Soup)'s new Ability Counter: 13

Turn 19

Sense (Soup) ⠀

• HP: 51.2/90
• ATK: 13.6
• DEF: 20.6
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 12.6
• Ability: Proctor - 13
  • Every turn this character doesn't attack, gain 1 observation. Every turn this character attacks, lose 1 observation. (min 0)
    This character wins when the test is over after 15 observations.

Sub-Ability - Tea Time - When this character has 3 Tea Time Snacks, skip the turn for both characters and eat 3 Tea Time Snacks.
Active Pile: 7 Cards Discard Pile: 3 Cards
Tea Time Snacks: 1

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 73.5/90
• ATK: 27.1
• DEF: 11
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 29.1
• Ability: Reckless - 0
  • Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
    Active Pile: 8 Cards Discard Pile: 2 Cards

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Sense (Soup) used Hair Barrier + 8!

⠀

Sense (Soup) surrounded herself in her hair barrier!

[sturdy elm]

[tepid hedge]

Sense (Soup) gained 36 TrueDEF! Sense (Soup)'s new TrueDEF: 36

Übel (Memeburger) can't cut through this!

Übel (Memeburger) used Reelseiden: Malevolent Shrine + 24!

⠀

[sturdy elm]

LMAO

[tepid hedge]

Übel (Memeburger) lost 11 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 62.5

The attack cannot connect!

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Sense (Soup) lost 36 TrueDEF! Sense (Soup)'s new TrueDEF: 0

Sense (Soup) continued to observe peacefully.

Sense (Soup) gained 1 Ability Counter! Sense (Soup)'s new Ability Counter: 14

Turn 20

Sense (Soup) ⠀

• HP: 51.2/90
• ATK: 13.6
• DEF: 20.6
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 12.6
• Ability: Proctor - 14
  • Every turn this character doesn't attack, gain 1 observation. Every turn this character attacks, lose 1 observation. (min 0)
    This character wins when the test is over after 15 observations.

Sub-Ability - Tea Time - When this character has 3 Tea Time Snacks, skip the turn for both characters and eat 3 Tea Time Snacks.
Active Pile: 6 Cards Discard Pile: 4 Cards
Tea Time Snacks: 1

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 62.5/90
• ATK: 27.1
• DEF: 11
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 29.1
• Ability: Reckless - 0
  • Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
    Active Pile: 7 Cards Discard Pile: 3 Cards

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Übel (Memeburger) used Dismantle + 4!

⠀

Übel (Memeburger) lost 8 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 54.5

Missing chances: 60%

Luck roll: 85

[sturdy elm]

lol

Oh

[tepid hedge]

The attack connects!

[sturdy elm]

Oh no

[tepid hedge]

Übel (Memeburger) tries to cut Sense (Soup) into pieces!

Übel (Memeburger) attacks Sense (Soup) for 49.50 damage! Sense (Soup) has 1.7 left!

Sense (Soup) used 🕙 Wait!

Sense (Soup) waited it out! All cards in Sense (Soup)'s hand are empowered!

[sturdy elm]

LOL

[tepid hedge]

Sense (Soup) gained 10 HP! Sense (Soup)'s new HP: 11.7

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Sense (Soup) continued to observe peacefully.

Sense (Soup) gained 1 Ability Counter! Sense (Soup)'s new Ability Counter: 15

Sense (Soup) has finished proctoring her test. The examinee did not pass in time.

Übel (Memeburger) has been defeated!

Sense (Soup) ⠀

• HP: 11.7/90
• ATK: 13.6
• DEF: 20.6
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 12.6
• Ability: Proctor - 15
  • Every turn this character doesn't attack, gain 1 observation. Every turn this character attacks, lose 1 observation. (min 0)
    This character wins when the test is over after 15 observations.

Sub-Ability - Tea Time - When this character has 3 Tea Time Snacks, skip the turn for both characters and eat 3 Tea Time Snacks.
Active Pile: 6 Cards Discard Pile: 4 Cards
Tea Time Snacks: 1

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 54.5/90
• ATK: 27.1
• DEF: 11
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 29.1
• Ability: Reckless - 0
  • Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
    Active Pile: 6 Cards Discard Pile: 4 Cards

Game over!