final merlinBOT Apr 26, 2026, 2:25 AM

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🔴 Ban phase started! Each player may ban 1 character.

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🚫 Banned characters: Übel!

orchid flicker Apr 26, 2026, 2:25 AM

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Another mirror?

final merlinBOT Apr 26, 2026, 2:26 AM

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Jovian Cactus selected Fern!

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The Holy Wooomy rolled the dice and got Methode!

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Turn 1

final merlin · 2026-04-26T02:25:02.753Z

Ranked TCG Game Thread: Jovian Cactus vs The Holy Wooomy (ID: 1497785531898007593) | Frieren | Page 1

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) finds Fern (Jovian Cactus) cute!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) gained tcgAttack 1 ATK! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new ATK: 13

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) lost tcgDefense 1 DEF! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new DEF: 11

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: ?? / ??
ATK: 12
DEF: 10
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 14
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Sub-Ability - Mana Suppression - Hide the amount of HP this character has.
Sub-Ability - Keen Eye - See past the opponent's Mana Suppression.
Active Pile: 10 Cards Discard Pile: 0 Card
Mana Suppression: Fern (Jovian Cactus) suppresses her mana - her HP is hidden.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) ⠀

HP: 100/100
ATK: 13
DEF: 11
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 10
Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
- Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 10 Cards Discard Pile: 0 Card

orchid flicker Apr 26, 2026, 2:26 AM

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For old times' sake is what I wanted to say

fair torrent Apr 26, 2026, 2:26 AM

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orchid flicker Apr 26, 2026, 2:26 AM

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But fuck me

fair torrent Apr 26, 2026, 2:26 AM

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nope, only randoms

final merlinBOT Apr 26, 2026, 2:26 AM

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) used Zoltraak + 0!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) lost tcgHp 4 HP!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) fired Zoltraak!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained 1 Barrage count. Current Barrage count: 1.

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) attacks Methode (The Holy Wooomy) for 8.00 damage! Methode (The Holy Wooomy) has 92 left!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) used Scatter Shot + 0!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) lost tcgHp 6 HP! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new HP: 86

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) fires a scatter shot!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) attacks Fern (Jovian Cactus) for 7.00 damage!

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Turn 2

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) redirects her focus from Fern (Jovian Cactus) back to the battle.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) lost tcgAttack 1 ATK! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new ATK: 12

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) gained tcgDefense 1 DEF! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new DEF: 12

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: ?? / ??
ATK: 12
DEF: 10
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 14
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Sub-Ability - Mana Suppression - Hide the amount of HP this character has.
Sub-Ability - Keen Eye - See past the opponent's Mana Suppression.
Active Pile: 9 Cards Discard Pile: 1 Card
Mana Suppression: Fern (Jovian Cactus) suppresses her mana - her HP is hidden.
Barrage: 1

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) ⠀

HP: 86/100
ATK: 12
DEF: 12
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 10
Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
- Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 9 Cards Discard Pile: 1 Card
Timed effects:

Scatter Shot (1 turn):
- Deal 4 x2 at the end of your turn.

orchid flicker Apr 26, 2026, 2:27 AM

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fair torrent nope, only randoms

I meant the bot rolling the exact same as me every 2 matches

fair torrent Apr 26, 2026, 2:27 AM

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oh yeah I remember that

final merlinBOT Apr 26, 2026, 2:27 AM

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) used Common Defensive Magic + 1!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) put up a common defensive spell.

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgTrueDef 22 TrueDEF! Fern (Jovian Cactus)'s new TrueDEF: 22

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) used Hypnotic Compulsion + 4!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) hypnotizes Fern (Jovian Cactus).

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) lost tcgAttack 2.8 ATK! Fern (Jovian Cactus)'s new ATK: 9.2

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s scatter shots concentrate on Fern (Jovian Cactus)!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) attacks Fern (Jovian Cactus) for 1.00 damage!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) attacks Fern (Jovian Cactus) for 1.00 damage!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) lost tcgTrueDef 22 TrueDEF! Fern (Jovian Cactus)'s new TrueDEF: 0

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Turn 3

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: ?? / ??
ATK: 9.2
DEF: 10
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 14
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Sub-Ability - Mana Suppression - Hide the amount of HP this character has.
Sub-Ability - Keen Eye - See past the opponent's Mana Suppression.
Active Pile: 8 Cards Discard Pile: 2 Cards
Mana Suppression: Fern (Jovian Cactus) suppresses her mana - her HP is hidden.
Barrage: 1
Timed effects:

Compelled (1 turn):
- Use your last used move next turn.

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) skips this turn!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) ⠀

HP: 86/100
ATK: 12
DEF: 12
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 10
Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
- Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 8 Cards Discard Pile: 2 Cards

orchid flicker Apr 26, 2026, 2:28 AM

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Ah, shit

final merlinBOT Apr 26, 2026, 2:28 AM

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) used Reverse Polarity + 5!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) puts up a reflective barrier.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) gained tcgTrueDef 30 TrueDEF! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new TrueDEF: 30

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) used Zoltraak + 0!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) lost tcgHp 4 HP!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) fired Zoltraak!

orchid flicker Apr 26, 2026, 2:28 AM

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Huh

final merlinBOT Apr 26, 2026, 2:28 AM

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained 1 Barrage count. Current Barrage count: 2.

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) attacks Methode (The Holy Wooomy) for 1.00 damage! Methode (The Holy Wooomy) has 85 left!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) reflects Fern (Jovian Cactus)'s attack!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) attacks Fern (Jovian Cactus) for 9.00 damage!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) lost tcgTrueDef 30 TrueDEF! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new TrueDEF: 0

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Turn 4

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: ?? / ??
ATK: 9.2
DEF: 10
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 14
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Sub-Ability - Mana Suppression - Hide the amount of HP this character has.
Sub-Ability - Keen Eye - See past the opponent's Mana Suppression.
Active Pile: 8 Cards Discard Pile: 2 Cards
Mana Suppression: Fern (Jovian Cactus) suppresses her mana - her HP is hidden.
Barrage: 2

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) ⠀

HP: 85/100
ATK: 12
DEF: 12
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 10
Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
- Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 7 Cards Discard Pile: 3 Cards

fair torrent Apr 26, 2026, 2:28 AM

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all I had

final merlinBOT Apr 26, 2026, 2:28 AM

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) used Restraint Magic + 6!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) casts restraint magic on Fern (Jovian Cactus).

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) lost tcgDefense 3 DEF! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new DEF: 9

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) lost tcgAttack 6.4 ATK! Fern (Jovian Cactus)'s new ATK: 2.8

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) lost tcgDefense 6.4 DEF! Fern (Jovian Cactus)'s new DEF: 3.6

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) lost tcgSpeed 6.4 SPD! Fern (Jovian Cactus)'s new SPD: 7.6

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) used Zoltraak + 3!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) lost tcgHp 4 HP!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) fired Zoltraak!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained 1 Barrage count. Current Barrage count: 3.

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) attacks Methode (The Holy Wooomy) for 2.90 damage! Methode (The Holy Wooomy) has 82.1 left!

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Turn 5

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: ?? / ??
ATK: 2.8
DEF: 3.6
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 7.6
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Sub-Ability - Mana Suppression - Hide the amount of HP this character has.
Sub-Ability - Keen Eye - See past the opponent's Mana Suppression.
Active Pile: 7 Cards Discard Pile: 3 Cards
Mana Suppression: Fern (Jovian Cactus) suppresses her mana - her HP is hidden.
Barrage: 3
Timed effects:

Restrained (2 turns):
- ATK-6.4, DEF-6.4, SPD-6.4.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) ⠀

HP: 82.1/100
ATK: 12
DEF: 9
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 10
Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
- Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 6 Cards Discard Pile: 4 Cards
Timed effects:

Restraint Magic (2 turns):
- DEF-3

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) used Delayed Shot + 4!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) lost tcgHp 8 HP! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new HP: 74.1

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) fires a delayed shot!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) attacks Fern (Jovian Cactus) for 16.80 damage!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) used Disapproving Pout + 2!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) looks down on the opponent.

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgHp 3.6 HP!

orchid flicker Apr 26, 2026, 2:29 AM

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Fuck me

final merlinBOT Apr 26, 2026, 2:29 AM

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgAttack 1.2 ATK! Fern (Jovian Cactus)'s new ATK: 4

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) lost tcgAttack 2.4 ATK! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new ATK: 9.6

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Turn 6

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: ?? / ??
ATK: 4
DEF: 3.6
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 7.6
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Sub-Ability - Mana Suppression - Hide the amount of HP this character has.
Sub-Ability - Keen Eye - See past the opponent's Mana Suppression.
Active Pile: 6 Cards Discard Pile: 4 Cards
Mana Suppression: Fern (Jovian Cactus) suppresses her mana - her HP is hidden.
Barrage: 3
Timed effects:

Restrained (1 turn):
- ATK-6.4, DEF-6.4, SPD-6.4.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) ⠀

HP: 74.1/100
ATK: 9.6
DEF: 9
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 10
Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
- Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 5 Cards Discard Pile: 5 Cards
Timed effects:

Restraint Magic (1 turn):
- DEF-3
Delayed Shot (2 turns):
- Deal 8.4 x2 at the end of timed effect.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) used Goddess' Healing Magic + 4!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) calls upon the Goddess for recovery.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) gained tcgHp 14 HP! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new HP: 88.1

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) scans for a resting spot.

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) used 🕙 Wait!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) waited it out! All cards in Fern (Jovian Cactus)'s hand are empowered!

orchid flicker Apr 26, 2026, 2:30 AM

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Fuhh

final merlinBOT Apr 26, 2026, 2:30 AM

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgHp 10 HP!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) made use of the room the opponent gave her to steel herself.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) gained tcgHp 7 HP! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new HP: 95.1

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) gained tcgDefense 4.2 DEF! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new DEF: 13.2

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) cannot sustain the restraint magic.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) gained tcgDefense 3 DEF! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new DEF: 16.2

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) is free from Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s restraint.

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgAttack 6.4 ATK! Fern (Jovian Cactus)'s new ATK: 10.4

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgDefense 6.4 DEF! Fern (Jovian Cactus)'s new DEF: 10

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgSpeed 6.4 SPD! Fern (Jovian Cactus)'s new SPD: 14

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Turn 7

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: ?? / ??
ATK: 10.4
DEF: 10
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 14
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Sub-Ability - Mana Suppression - Hide the amount of HP this character has.
Sub-Ability - Keen Eye - See past the opponent's Mana Suppression.
Active Pile: 6 Cards Discard Pile: 4 Cards
Mana Suppression: Fern (Jovian Cactus) suppresses her mana - her HP is hidden.
Barrage: 3

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) ⠀

HP: 95.1/100
ATK: 9.6
DEF: 16.2
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 10
Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
- Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 4 Cards Discard Pile: 6 Cards
Timed effects:

Delayed Shot (1 turn):
- Deal 8.4 x2 at the end of timed effect.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) used One Step Ahead + 6!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) put up a full coverage defense.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) gained tcgTrueDef 32 TrueDEF! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new TrueDEF: 32

fickle cove Apr 26, 2026, 2:31 AM

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Methode find Fern cute.

final merlinBOT Apr 26, 2026, 2:31 AM

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) used Spell to Create Mana Butterflies + 2!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) conjured a field of mana butterflies.

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgHp 4.8 HP!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s delayed shot hits!

fickle cove Apr 26, 2026, 2:31 AM

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That's why she obliterate her.

final merlinBOT Apr 26, 2026, 2:31 AM

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) attacks Fern (Jovian Cactus) for 8.00 damage!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) attacks Fern (Jovian Cactus) for 8.00 damage!

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The Mana Butterflies soothe Fern (Jovian Cactus).

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgHp 2.4 HP!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained 0.5 Barrage count. Current Barrage count: 3.5.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) lost tcgTrueDef 32 TrueDEF! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new TrueDEF: 0

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Turn 8

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: ?? / ??
ATK: 10.4
DEF: 10
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 14
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Sub-Ability - Mana Suppression - Hide the amount of HP this character has.
Sub-Ability - Keen Eye - See past the opponent's Mana Suppression.
Active Pile: 5 Cards Discard Pile: 5 Cards
Mana Suppression: Fern (Jovian Cactus) suppresses her mana - her HP is hidden.
Barrage: 3.5
Timed effects:

Field of Butterflies (3 turns):
- Heal 2.4 HP. Gain 1 Barrage count.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) ⠀

HP: 95.1/100
ATK: 9.6
DEF: 16.2
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 10
Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
- Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 3 Cards Discard Pile: 7 Cards

fair torrent Apr 26, 2026, 2:31 AM

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imagine if I read that

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damn

orchid flicker Apr 26, 2026, 2:31 AM

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fickle cove That's why she obliterate her.

Great Mage Methode?!

final merlinBOT Apr 26, 2026, 2:31 AM

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) used Mana Concealment + 5!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) conceals her presence.

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgAttack 1.5 ATK! Fern (Jovian Cactus)'s new ATK: 11.9

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgDefense 3 DEF! Fern (Jovian Cactus)'s new DEF: 13

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgSpeed 3 SPD! Fern (Jovian Cactus)'s new SPD: 17

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) used Polymath + 6!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) taps into her studies. Methode (The Holy Wooomy) redrew her hand.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) gained tcgAttack 1.6 ATK! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new ATK: 11.2

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) gained tcgDefense 1.6 DEF! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new DEF: 17.8

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) gained tcgSpeed 1.6 SPD! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new SPD: 11.6

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The Mana Butterflies soothe Fern (Jovian Cactus).

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgHp 2.4 HP!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained 0.5 Barrage count. Current Barrage count: 4.

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Turn 9

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: ?? / ??
ATK: 11.9
DEF: 13
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 17
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Sub-Ability - Mana Suppression - Hide the amount of HP this character has.
Sub-Ability - Keen Eye - See past the opponent's Mana Suppression.
Active Pile: 4 Cards Discard Pile: 6 Cards
Mana Suppression: Fern (Jovian Cactus) suppresses her mana - her HP is hidden.
Barrage: 4
Timed effects:

Field of Butterflies (2 turns):
- Heal 2.4 HP. Gain 1 Barrage count.
Mana Concealment (1 turn):
- Attacking moves receive Priority+1 and 50% Pierce.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) ⠀

HP: 95.1/100
ATK: 11.2
DEF: 17.8
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 11.6
Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
- Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 8 Cards Discard Pile: 2 Cards
Timed effects:

Polymath (1 turn):
- Roll an extra die this turn.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) used Reverse Polarity + 5!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) puts up a reflective barrier.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) gained tcgTrueDef 30 TrueDEF! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new TrueDEF: 30

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) used Zoltraak + 9!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) lost tcgHp 4 HP!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) fired Zoltraak!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained 1 Barrage count. Current Barrage count: 5.

orchid flicker Apr 26, 2026, 2:32 AM

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Oh come on

final merlinBOT Apr 26, 2026, 2:32 AM

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) attacks Methode (The Holy Wooomy) for 1.00 damage! Methode (The Holy Wooomy) has 94.1 left!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) reflects Fern (Jovian Cactus)'s attack!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) attacks Fern (Jovian Cactus) for 20.40 damage!

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The Mana Butterflies soothe Fern (Jovian Cactus).

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgHp 2.4 HP!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained 0.5 Barrage count. Current Barrage count: 5.5.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) lost tcgTrueDef 30 TrueDEF! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new TrueDEF: 0

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) unveiled her presence.

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Turn 10

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: ?? / ??
ATK: 11.9
DEF: 13
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 17
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Sub-Ability - Mana Suppression - Hide the amount of HP this character has.
Sub-Ability - Keen Eye - See past the opponent's Mana Suppression.
Active Pile: 3 Cards Discard Pile: 7 Cards
Mana Suppression: Fern (Jovian Cactus) suppresses her mana - her HP is hidden.
Barrage: 5.5
Timed effects:

Field of Butterflies (1 turn):
- Heal 2.4 HP. Gain 1 Barrage count.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) ⠀

HP: 94.1/100
ATK: 11.2
DEF: 17.8
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 11.6
Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
- Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 7 Cards Discard Pile: 3 Cards

fair torrent Apr 26, 2026, 2:32 AM

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MethodeAraAra

final merlinBOT Apr 26, 2026, 2:33 AM

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) used Spell to Create Mana Butterflies + 2!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) conjured a field of mana butterflies.

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgHp 4.8 HP!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) used Piercing Shot + 1!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) lost tcgHp 10 HP! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new HP: 84.1

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) fires a direct shot!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) attacks Fern (Jovian Cactus) for 8.10 damage!

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The shot pierces the opponent!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) attacks Fern (Jovian Cactus) for 10.20 damage!

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The Mana Butterflies soothe Fern (Jovian Cactus).

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgHp 2.4 HP!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained 0.5 Barrage count. Current Barrage count: 6.

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The Mana Butterflies fade.

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The Mana Butterflies soothe Fern (Jovian Cactus).

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgHp 2.4 HP!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained 0.5 Barrage count. Current Barrage count: 6.5.

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Turn 11

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: ?? / ??
ATK: 11.9
DEF: 13
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 17
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Sub-Ability - Mana Suppression - Hide the amount of HP this character has.
Sub-Ability - Keen Eye - See past the opponent's Mana Suppression.
Active Pile: 2 Cards Discard Pile: 8 Cards
Mana Suppression: Fern (Jovian Cactus) suppresses her mana - her HP is hidden.
Barrage: 6.5
Timed effects:

Field of Butterflies (3 turns):
- Heal 2.4 HP. Gain 1 Barrage count.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) ⠀

HP: 84.1/100
ATK: 11.2
DEF: 17.8
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 11.6
Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
- Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 6 Cards Discard Pile: 4 Cards

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) used Mana Detection + 3!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) detects the opponent's mana flow.

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgSpeed 2.6 SPD! Fern (Jovian Cactus)'s new SPD: 19.6

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgAttack 2.6 ATK! Fern (Jovian Cactus)'s new ATK: 14.5

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgDefense 1.3 DEF! Fern (Jovian Cactus)'s new DEF: 14.3

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) is concentrating her power on the move Hypnotic Compulsion + 11!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) used Scatter Shot + 4!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) lost tcgHp 6 HP! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new HP: 78.1

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) fires a scatter shot!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) attacks Fern (Jovian Cactus) for 2.50 damage!

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The Mana Butterflies soothe Fern (Jovian Cactus).

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgHp 2.4 HP!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained 0.5 Barrage count. Current Barrage count: 7.

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Turn 12

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: ?? / ??
ATK: 14.5
DEF: 14.3
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 19.6
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Sub-Ability - Mana Suppression - Hide the amount of HP this character has.
Sub-Ability - Keen Eye - See past the opponent's Mana Suppression.
Active Pile: 1 Card Discard Pile: 9 Cards
Mana Suppression: Fern (Jovian Cactus) suppresses her mana - her HP is hidden.
Barrage: 7
Timed effects:

Field of Butterflies (2 turns):
- Heal 2.4 HP. Gain 1 Barrage count.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) ⠀

HP: 78.1/100
ATK: 11.2
DEF: 17.8
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 11.6
Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
- Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 5 Cards Discard Pile: 5 Cards
Timed effects:

Scatter Shot (1 turn):
- Deal 5.6 x2 at the end of your turn.

fair torrent Apr 26, 2026, 2:34 AM

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0.1 damage over hell yeah

final merlinBOT Apr 26, 2026, 2:34 AM

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) used Disapproving Pout + 3!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) looks down on the opponent.

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgHp 3.9 HP!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgAttack 1.3 ATK! Fern (Jovian Cactus)'s new ATK: 15.8

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) lost tcgAttack 2.6 ATK! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new ATK: 8.6

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) used Spot Weakness + 4!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) is on the lookout for Fern (Jovian Cactus)'s weaknesses.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) gained tcgSpeed 4.2 SPD! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new SPD: 15.8

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) gained tcgAttack 4.2 ATK! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new ATK: 12.8

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) scans for an opening.

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The Mana Butterflies soothe Fern (Jovian Cactus).

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgHp 2.4 HP!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained 0.5 Barrage count. Current Barrage count: 7.5.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s scatter shots concentrate on Fern (Jovian Cactus)!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) attacks Fern (Jovian Cactus) for 4.10 damage!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) attacks Fern (Jovian Cactus) for 4.10 damage!

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Turn 13

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: ?? / ??
ATK: 15.8
DEF: 14.3
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 19.6
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Sub-Ability - Mana Suppression - Hide the amount of HP this character has.
Sub-Ability - Keen Eye - See past the opponent's Mana Suppression.
Active Pile: 0 Card Discard Pile: 10 Cards
Mana Suppression: Fern (Jovian Cactus) suppresses her mana - her HP is hidden.
Barrage: 7.5
Timed effects:

Field of Butterflies (1 turn):
- Heal 2.4 HP. Gain 1 Barrage count.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) ⠀

HP: 78.1/100
ATK: 12.8
DEF: 17.8
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 15.8
Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
- Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 4 Cards Discard Pile: 6 Cards

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) used Mana Concealment + 4!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) conceals her presence.

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgAttack 1.4 ATK! Fern (Jovian Cactus)'s new ATK: 17.2

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgDefense 2.8 DEF! Fern (Jovian Cactus)'s new DEF: 17.1

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgSpeed 2.8 SPD! Fern (Jovian Cactus)'s new SPD: 22.4

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) used Delayed Shot + 5!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) lost tcgHp 8 HP! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new HP: 70.1

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) fires a delayed shot!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) attacks Fern (Jovian Cactus) for 4.70 damage!

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The Mana Butterflies soothe Fern (Jovian Cactus).

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgHp 2.4 HP!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained 0.5 Barrage count. Current Barrage count: 8.

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The Mana Butterflies fade.

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Turn 14

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: ?? / ??
ATK: 17.2
DEF: 17.1
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 22.4
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Sub-Ability - Mana Suppression - Hide the amount of HP this character has.
Sub-Ability - Keen Eye - See past the opponent's Mana Suppression.
Active Pile: 10 Cards Discard Pile: 0 Card
Mana Suppression: Fern (Jovian Cactus) suppresses her mana - her HP is hidden.
Barrage: 8
Timed effects:

Mana Concealment (1 turn):
- Attacking moves receive Priority+1 and 50% Pierce.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) ⠀

HP: 70.1/100
ATK: 12.8
DEF: 17.8
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 15.8
Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
- Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 3 Cards Discard Pile: 7 Cards
Timed effects:

Delayed Shot (2 turns):
- Deal 9 x2 at the end of timed effect.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) used Mana Detection + 9!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) detects Fern (Jovian Cactus)'s mana.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) gained tcgTrueDef 38 TrueDEF! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new TrueDEF: 38

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) used Spell to Create Mana Butterflies + 4!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) conjured a field of mana butterflies.

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgHp 5.6 HP!

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The Mana Butterflies soothe Fern (Jovian Cactus).

fair torrent Apr 26, 2026, 2:36 AM

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fuck

final merlinBOT Apr 26, 2026, 2:36 AM

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgHp 2.8 HP!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained 0.5 Barrage count. Current Barrage count: 8.5.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) lost tcgTrueDef 38 TrueDEF! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new TrueDEF: 0

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) unveiled her presence.

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Turn 15

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: ?? / ??
ATK: 17.2
DEF: 17.1
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 22.4
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Sub-Ability - Mana Suppression - Hide the amount of HP this character has.
Sub-Ability - Keen Eye - See past the opponent's Mana Suppression.
Active Pile: 9 Cards Discard Pile: 1 Card
Mana Suppression: Fern (Jovian Cactus) suppresses her mana - her HP is hidden.
Barrage: 8.5
Timed effects:

Field of Butterflies (3 turns):
- Heal 2.8 HP. Gain 1 Barrage count.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) ⠀

HP: 70.1/100
ATK: 12.8
DEF: 17.8
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 15.8
Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
- Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 2 Cards Discard Pile: 8 Cards
Timed effects:

Delayed Shot (1 turn):
- Deal 9 x2 at the end of timed effect.

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) used Common Defensive Magic + 3!

orchid flicker Apr 26, 2026, 2:36 AM

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Come on

final merlinBOT Apr 26, 2026, 2:36 AM

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) put up a common defensive spell.

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgTrueDef 26 TrueDEF! Fern (Jovian Cactus)'s new TrueDEF: 26

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) used Piercing Shot + 6!

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orchid flicker Apr 26, 2026, 2:36 AM

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Okay

fair torrent Apr 26, 2026, 2:36 AM

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FUCK

final merlinBOT Apr 26, 2026, 2:36 AM

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) lost tcgHp 10 HP! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new HP: 60.1

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) fires a direct shot!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) attacks Fern (Jovian Cactus) for 1.00 damage!

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The shot pierces the opponent!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) attacks Fern (Jovian Cactus) for 1.00 damage!

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The Mana Butterflies soothe Fern (Jovian Cactus).

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgHp 2.8 HP!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained 0.5 Barrage count. Current Barrage count: 9.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s delayed shot hits!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) attacks Fern (Jovian Cactus) for 1.00 damage!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) attacks Fern (Jovian Cactus) for 1.00 damage!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) lost tcgTrueDef 26 TrueDEF! Fern (Jovian Cactus)'s new TrueDEF: 0

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Turn 16

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: ?? / ??
ATK: 17.2
DEF: 17.1
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 22.4
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Sub-Ability - Mana Suppression - Hide the amount of HP this character has.
Sub-Ability - Keen Eye - See past the opponent's Mana Suppression.
Active Pile: 8 Cards Discard Pile: 2 Cards
Mana Suppression: Fern (Jovian Cactus) suppresses her mana - her HP is hidden.
Barrage: 9
Timed effects:

Field of Butterflies (2 turns):
- Heal 2.8 HP. Gain 1 Barrage count.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) ⠀

HP: 60.1/100
ATK: 12.8
DEF: 17.8
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 15.8
Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
- Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 1 Card Discard Pile: 9 Cards

fair torrent Apr 26, 2026, 2:37 AM

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enough

final merlinBOT Apr 26, 2026, 2:37 AM

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) used 🕙 Wait!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) waited it out! All cards in Fern (Jovian Cactus)'s hand are empowered!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgHp 10 HP!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) used Polymath + 15!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) taps into her studies. Methode (The Holy Wooomy) redrew her hand.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) gained tcgAttack 2.5 ATK! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new ATK: 15.3

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) gained tcgDefense 2.5 DEF! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new DEF: 20.3

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) gained tcgSpeed 2.5 SPD! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new SPD: 18.3

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The Mana Butterflies soothe Fern (Jovian Cactus).

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgHp 2.8 HP!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained 0.5 Barrage count. Current Barrage count: 9.5.

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Turn 17

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: ?? / ??
ATK: 17.2
DEF: 17.1
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 22.4
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Sub-Ability - Mana Suppression - Hide the amount of HP this character has.
Sub-Ability - Keen Eye - See past the opponent's Mana Suppression.
Active Pile: 8 Cards Discard Pile: 2 Cards
Mana Suppression: Fern (Jovian Cactus) suppresses her mana - her HP is hidden.
Barrage: 9.5
Timed effects:

Field of Butterflies (1 turn):
- Heal 2.8 HP. Gain 1 Barrage count.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) ⠀

HP: 60.1/100
ATK: 15.3
DEF: 20.3
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 18.3
Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
- Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 6 Cards Discard Pile: 4 Cards
Timed effects:

Polymath (1 turn):
- Roll an extra die this turn.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) used Restraint Magic + 7!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) casts restraint magic on Fern (Jovian Cactus).

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) lost tcgDefense 3 DEF! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new DEF: 17.3

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) lost tcgAttack 6.8 ATK! Fern (Jovian Cactus)'s new ATK: 10.4

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) lost tcgDefense 6.8 DEF! Fern (Jovian Cactus)'s new DEF: 10.3

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) lost tcgSpeed 6.8 SPD! Fern (Jovian Cactus)'s new SPD: 15.6

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) used Spell to Create Mana Butterflies + 4!

fickle cove Apr 26, 2026, 2:37 AM

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orchid flicker Great Mage Methode?!

Momma Methode.

final merlinBOT Apr 26, 2026, 2:38 AM

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) conjured a field of mana butterflies.

orchid flicker Apr 26, 2026, 2:38 AM

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Fuck you 💔

final merlinBOT Apr 26, 2026, 2:38 AM

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgHp 5.6 HP!

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The Mana Butterflies soothe Fern (Jovian Cactus).

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgHp 2.8 HP!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained 0.5 Barrage count. Current Barrage count: 10.

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The Mana Butterflies fade.

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The Mana Butterflies soothe Fern (Jovian Cactus).

fair torrent Apr 26, 2026, 2:38 AM

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STOP WITH THE BUTTERFLIES

final merlinBOT Apr 26, 2026, 2:38 AM

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgHp 2.8 HP!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained 0.5 Barrage count. Current Barrage count: 10.5.

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Turn 18

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: ?? / ??
ATK: 10.4
DEF: 10.3
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 15.6
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Sub-Ability - Mana Suppression - Hide the amount of HP this character has.
Sub-Ability - Keen Eye - See past the opponent's Mana Suppression.
Active Pile: 7 Cards Discard Pile: 3 Cards
Mana Suppression: Fern (Jovian Cactus) suppresses her mana - her HP is hidden.
Barrage: 10.5
Timed effects:

Restrained (2 turns):
- ATK-6.8, DEF-6.8, SPD-6.8.
Field of Butterflies (3 turns):
- Heal 2.8 HP. Gain 1 Barrage count.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) ⠀

HP: 60.1/100
ATK: 15.3
DEF: 17.3
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 18.3
Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
- Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 5 Cards Discard Pile: 5 Cards
Timed effects:

Restraint Magic (2 turns):
- DEF-3

orchid flicker Apr 26, 2026, 2:38 AM

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fair torrent STOP WITH THE BUTTERFLIES

STOP RESTRAINING ME YOU BDSM FREAK

final merlinBOT Apr 26, 2026, 2:38 AM

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) used Piercing Shot + 2!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) lost tcgHp 10 HP! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new HP: 50.1

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) fires a direct shot!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) attacks Fern (Jovian Cactus) for 15.80 damage!

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The shot pierces the opponent!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) attacks Fern (Jovian Cactus) for 16.15 damage!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) used 🕙 Wait!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) waited it out! All cards in Fern (Jovian Cactus)'s hand are empowered!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgHp 10 HP!

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The Mana Butterflies soothe Fern (Jovian Cactus).

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgHp 2.8 HP!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained 0.5 Barrage count. Current Barrage count: 11.

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Turn 19

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: ?? / ??
ATK: 10.4
DEF: 10.3
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 15.6
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Sub-Ability - Mana Suppression - Hide the amount of HP this character has.
Sub-Ability - Keen Eye - See past the opponent's Mana Suppression.
Active Pile: 7 Cards Discard Pile: 3 Cards
Mana Suppression: Fern (Jovian Cactus) suppresses her mana - her HP is hidden.
Barrage: 11
Timed effects:

Restrained (1 turn):
- ATK-6.8, DEF-6.8, SPD-6.8.
Field of Butterflies (2 turns):
- Heal 2.8 HP. Gain 1 Barrage count.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) ⠀

HP: 50.1/100
ATK: 15.3
DEF: 17.3
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 18.3
Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
- Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 4 Cards Discard Pile: 6 Cards
Timed effects:

Restraint Magic (1 turn):
- DEF-3

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) used Delayed Shot + 11!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) lost tcgHp 8 HP! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new HP: 42.1

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) fires a delayed shot!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) attacks Fern (Jovian Cactus) for 17.60 damage!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) used 🕙 Wait!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) waited it out! All cards in Fern (Jovian Cactus)'s hand are empowered!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgHp 10 HP!

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The Mana Butterflies soothe Fern (Jovian Cactus).

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgHp 2.8 HP!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained 0.5 Barrage count. Current Barrage count: 11.5.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) cannot sustain the restraint magic.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) gained tcgDefense 3 DEF! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new DEF: 20.3

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) is free from Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s restraint.

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgAttack 6.8 ATK! Fern (Jovian Cactus)'s new ATK: 17.2

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgDefense 6.8 DEF! Fern (Jovian Cactus)'s new DEF: 17.1

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgSpeed 6.8 SPD! Fern (Jovian Cactus)'s new SPD: 22.4

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Turn 20

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: ?? / ??
ATK: 17.2
DEF: 17.1
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 22.4
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Sub-Ability - Mana Suppression - Hide the amount of HP this character has.
Sub-Ability - Keen Eye - See past the opponent's Mana Suppression.
Active Pile: 7 Cards Discard Pile: 3 Cards
Mana Suppression: Fern (Jovian Cactus) suppresses her mana - her HP is hidden.
Barrage: 11.5
Timed effects:

Field of Butterflies (1 turn):
- Heal 2.8 HP. Gain 1 Barrage count.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) ⠀

HP: 42.1/100
ATK: 15.3
DEF: 20.3
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 18.3
Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
- Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 3 Cards Discard Pile: 7 Cards
Timed effects:

Delayed Shot (2 turns):
- Deal 12.6 x2 at the end of timed effect.

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) used 🕙 Wait!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) waited it out! All cards in Fern (Jovian Cactus)'s hand are empowered!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgHp 10 HP!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) used Spot Weakness + 7!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) is on the lookout for Fern (Jovian Cactus)'s weaknesses.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) gained tcgSpeed 5.1 SPD! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new SPD: 23.4

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) gained tcgAttack 5.1 ATK! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new ATK: 20.4

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) scans for an opening.

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The Mana Butterflies soothe Fern (Jovian Cactus).

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgHp 2.8 HP!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained 0.5 Barrage count. Current Barrage count: 12.

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The Mana Butterflies fade.

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Turn 21

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: ?? / ??
ATK: 17.2
DEF: 17.1
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 22.4
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Sub-Ability - Mana Suppression - Hide the amount of HP this character has.
Sub-Ability - Keen Eye - See past the opponent's Mana Suppression.
Active Pile: 7 Cards Discard Pile: 3 Cards
Mana Suppression: Fern (Jovian Cactus) suppresses her mana - her HP is hidden.
Barrage: 12

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) ⠀

HP: 42.1/100
ATK: 20.4
DEF: 20.3
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 23.4
Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
- Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 2 Cards Discard Pile: 8 Cards
Timed effects:

Delayed Shot (1 turn):
- Deal 12.6 x2 at the end of timed effect.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) used Polymath + 15!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) taps into her studies. Methode (The Holy Wooomy) redrew her hand.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) gained tcgAttack 2.5 ATK! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new ATK: 22.9

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) gained tcgDefense 2.5 DEF! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new DEF: 22.8

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) gained tcgSpeed 2.5 SPD! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new SPD: 25.9

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) used 🕙 Wait!

fair torrent Apr 26, 2026, 2:40 AM

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im cooked

final merlinBOT Apr 26, 2026, 2:40 AM

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) waited it out! All cards in Fern (Jovian Cactus)'s hand are empowered!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgHp 10 HP!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s delayed shot hits!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) attacks Fern (Jovian Cactus) for 18.40 damage!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) attacks Fern (Jovian Cactus) for 18.40 damage!

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Turn 22

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: ?? / ??
ATK: 17.2
DEF: 17.1
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 22.4
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Sub-Ability - Mana Suppression - Hide the amount of HP this character has.
Sub-Ability - Keen Eye - See past the opponent's Mana Suppression.
Active Pile: 7 Cards Discard Pile: 3 Cards
Mana Suppression: Fern (Jovian Cactus) suppresses her mana - her HP is hidden.
Barrage: 12

orchid flicker Apr 26, 2026, 2:40 AM

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fair torrent im cooked

You aren't

final merlinBOT Apr 26, 2026, 2:40 AM

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) ⠀

HP: 42.1/100
ATK: 22.9
DEF: 22.8
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 25.9
Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
- Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 7 Cards Discard Pile: 3 Cards
Timed effects:

Polymath (1 turn):
- Roll an extra die this turn.

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) used Piercing Shot + 6!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) lost tcgHp 10 HP! Methode (The Holy Wooomy)'s new HP: 32.1

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) fires a direct shot!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) attacks Fern (Jovian Cactus) for 20.20 damage!

orchid flicker Apr 26, 2026, 2:40 AM

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GG

final merlinBOT Apr 26, 2026, 2:40 AM

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The shot pierces the opponent!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) attacks Fern (Jovian Cactus) for 22.35 damage!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) has been defeated!

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: -23.9/100
ATK: 17.2
DEF: 17.1
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 22.4
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Sub-Ability - Mana Suppression - Hide the amount of HP this character has.
Sub-Ability - Keen Eye - See past the opponent's Mana Suppression.
Active Pile: 7 Cards Discard Pile: 3 Cards
Mana Suppression: Fern (Jovian Cactus) suppresses her mana - her HP is hidden.
Barrage: 12

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) ⠀

HP: 32.1/100
ATK: 22.9
DEF: 22.8
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 25.9
Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
- Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 6 Cards Discard Pile: 4 Cards
Timed effects:

Polymath (1 turn):
- Roll an extra die this turn.

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Game over!

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#Ranked TCG Game Thread: Jovian Cactus vs The Holy Wooomy (ID: 1497785531898007593)

🔴 Ban phase started! Each player may ban 1 character.

🚫 Banned characters: Übel!

Jovian Cactus selected Fern!

The Holy Wooomy rolled the dice and got Methode!

Turn 1

Fern (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

Methode (The Holy Wooomy) ⠀

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) used Zoltraak + 0!

Fern (Jovian Cactus) attacks Methode (The Holy Wooomy) for 8.00 damage! Methode (The Holy Wooomy) has 92 left!

Methode (The Holy Wooomy) used Scatter Shot + 0!

Methode (The Holy Wooomy) attacks Fern (Jovian Cactus) for 7.00 damage!

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Turn 2

Fern (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

Methode (The Holy Wooomy) ⠀

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) used Common Defensive Magic + 1!

Methode (The Holy Wooomy) used Hypnotic Compulsion + 4!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) attacks Fern (Jovian Cactus) for 1.00 damage!

Methode (The Holy Wooomy) attacks Fern (Jovian Cactus) for 1.00 damage!

Turn 3

Fern (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

Fern (Jovian Cactus) skips this turn!

Methode (The Holy Wooomy) ⠀

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) used Reverse Polarity + 5!

Fern (Jovian Cactus) used Zoltraak + 0!

Fern (Jovian Cactus) attacks Methode (The Holy Wooomy) for 1.00 damage! Methode (The Holy Wooomy) has 85 left!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) attacks Fern (Jovian Cactus) for 9.00 damage!

Turn 4

Fern (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

Methode (The Holy Wooomy) ⠀

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) used Restraint Magic + 6!

Fern (Jovian Cactus) used Zoltraak + 3!

Fern (Jovian Cactus) attacks Methode (The Holy Wooomy) for 2.90 damage! Methode (The Holy Wooomy) has 82.1 left!

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Turn 5

Fern (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

Methode (The Holy Wooomy) ⠀

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) used Delayed Shot + 4!

Methode (The Holy Wooomy) attacks Fern (Jovian Cactus) for 16.80 damage!

Fern (Jovian Cactus) used Disapproving Pout + 2!

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Turn 6

Fern (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

Methode (The Holy Wooomy) ⠀

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) used Goddess' Healing Magic + 4!

Fern (Jovian Cactus) used 🕙 Wait!

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Turn 7

Fern (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

Methode (The Holy Wooomy) ⠀

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) used One Step Ahead + 6!

Fern (Jovian Cactus) used Spell to Create Mana Butterflies + 2!

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) attacks Fern (Jovian Cactus) for 8.00 damage!

Methode (The Holy Wooomy) attacks Fern (Jovian Cactus) for 8.00 damage!

Turn 8

Fern (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

Methode (The Holy Wooomy) ⠀

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Fern (Jovian Cactus) used Mana Concealment + 5!

Methode (The Holy Wooomy) used Polymath + 6!

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Turn 9

Fern (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

Methode (The Holy Wooomy) ⠀

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Methode (The Holy Wooomy) used Reverse Polarity + 5!

Fern (Jovian Cactus) used Zoltraak + 9!

Fern (Jovian Cactus) attacks Methode (The Holy Wooomy) for 1.00 damage! Methode (The Holy Wooomy) has 94.1 left!

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