#Ranked TCG Game Thread: Jovian Cactus vs Luther (ID: 1497364120633212968)
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Jovian Cactus selected
Übel!
Luther selected
Wirbel!
Turn 1
Übel (Jovian Cactus) ⠀
HP: 90/90 









ATK: 12
DEF: 8
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 14
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
Active Pile: 10 Cards Discard Pile: 0 Card
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
Wirbel (Luther) ⠀
HP: 100/100 









ATK: 13
DEF: 10
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 13
Ability: Resolve to Kill - 0
- When the opponent attacks you while your TrueDEF is >0, increase your ATK by 20.00% of the attack's damage, to a maximum of 20.00% of your TrueDEF
Active Pile: 10 Cards Discard Pile: 0 Card
- When the opponent attacks you while your TrueDEF is >0, increase your ATK by 20.00% of the attack's damage, to a maximum of 20.00% of your TrueDEF
Well, fuck me 😂
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Übel (Jovian Cactus) used
Shallow Slash + 0!
Übel (Jovian Cactus) lost
4 HP! Übel (Jovian Cactus)'s new HP: 86
Missing chances: 20%
Luck roll: 47
The attack connects!
Übel (Jovian Cactus) slashed at Wirbel (Luther)!
Übel (Jovian Cactus) attacks
Wirbel (Luther) for 20.00 damage! Wirbel (Luther) has 80 left!
Wirbel (Luther) used
Ehre: Bulletstorm - Doragate + 0!
Wirbel (Luther) casted Doragate! Wirbel (Luther) summoned a storm of bullets!
Wirbel (Luther) attacks
Übel (Jovian Cactus) for 8.40 damage! Übel (Jovian Cactus) has 77.6 left!
Wirbel (Luther) is wide-open!
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Turn 2
Übel (Jovian Cactus) ⠀
HP: 77.6/90 









ATK: 12
DEF: 8
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 14
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
Active Pile: 9 Cards Discard Pile: 1 Card
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
Wirbel (Luther) ⠀
HP: 80/100 









ATK: 13
DEF: 10
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 13
Ability: Resolve to Kill - 0
- When the opponent attacks you while your TrueDEF is >0, increase your ATK by 20.00% of the attack's damage, to a maximum of 20.00% of your TrueDEF
Active Pile: 9 Cards Discard Pile: 1 Card
Timed effects:
- When the opponent attacks you while your TrueDEF is >0, increase your ATK by 20.00% of the attack's damage, to a maximum of 20.00% of your TrueDEF
- Bulletstorm - Doragate (2 turns):
- Deal 1 at each turn's end, with 30.00% Pierce.
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tickle monster vs ubel
Übel (Jovian Cactus) used
Cleave + 0!
Übel (Jovian Cactus) lost
6 HP! Übel (Jovian Cactus)'s new HP: 71.6
A brutal slash!
Übel (Jovian Cactus) attacks
Wirbel (Luther) for 24.00 damage! Wirbel (Luther) has 56 left!
Wirbel (Luther) used 🕙 Wait!
Wirbel (Luther) waited it out! All cards in Wirbel (Luther)'s hand are empowered!
Wirbel (Luther) gained
10 HP! Wirbel (Luther)'s new HP: 66
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The bulletstorm keeps raining down!
Wirbel (Luther) attacks
Übel (Jovian Cactus) for 8.40 damage! Übel (Jovian Cactus) has 63.2 left!
Turn 3
Übel (Jovian Cactus) ⠀
HP: 63.2/90 









ATK: 12
DEF: 8
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 14
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
Active Pile: 8 Cards Discard Pile: 2 Cards
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
Wirbel (Luther) ⠀
HP: 66/100 









ATK: 13
DEF: 10
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 13
Ability: Resolve to Kill - 0
- When the opponent attacks you while your TrueDEF is >0, increase your ATK by 20.00% of the attack's damage, to a maximum of 20.00% of your TrueDEF
Active Pile: 9 Cards Discard Pile: 1 Card
Timed effects:
- When the opponent attacks you while your TrueDEF is >0, increase your ATK by 20.00% of the attack's damage, to a maximum of 20.00% of your TrueDEF
- Bulletstorm - Doragate (1 turn):
- Deal 1 at each turn's end, with 30.00% Pierce.
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Übel (Jovian Cactus) used
Dismantle + 2!
Übel (Jovian Cactus) lost
8 HP! Übel (Jovian Cactus)'s new HP: 55.2
Missing chances: 60%
Luck roll: 16
The attack cannot connect!
Yet Übel keeps rushing forward!
Not bad
Übel (Jovian Cactus) gained
4.8 ATK! Übel (Jovian Cactus)'s new ATK: 16.8
Übel (Jovian Cactus) gained
4.8 SPD! Übel (Jovian Cactus)'s new SPD: 18.8
Wirbel (Luther) used
Concentrated Zoltraak Bolt + 2!
Wirbel (Luther) lost
10 HP! Wirbel (Luther)'s new HP: 56
Wirbel (Luther) shot forth a deadly Zoltraak Bolt!
The bolt hit the target head on!
Wirbel (Luther) attacks
Übel (Jovian Cactus) for 24.20 damage! Übel (Jovian Cactus) has 31 left!
Wirbel (Luther) is wide-open!
Pretty bad
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The bulletstorm keeps raining down!
Wirbel (Luther) attacks
Übel (Jovian Cactus) for 8.40 damage! Übel (Jovian Cactus) has 22.6 left!
Turn 4
Übel (Jovian Cactus) ⠀
HP: 22.6/90 









ATK: 16.8
DEF: 8
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 18.8
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
Active Pile: 7 Cards Discard Pile: 3 Cards
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
Wirbel (Luther) ⠀
HP: 56/100 









ATK: 13
DEF: 10
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 13
Ability: Resolve to Kill - 0
- When the opponent attacks you while your TrueDEF is >0, increase your ATK by 20.00% of the attack's damage, to a maximum of 20.00% of your TrueDEF
Active Pile: 8 Cards Discard Pile: 2 Cards
- When the opponent attacks you while your TrueDEF is >0, increase your ATK by 20.00% of the attack's damage, to a maximum of 20.00% of your TrueDEF
really bad
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Übel (Jovian Cactus) used
Slow Down + 1!
Übel (Jovian Cactus) takes cover to ponder the fleeting nature of her life.
Übel (Jovian Cactus) lost
10 SPD! Übel (Jovian Cactus)'s new SPD: 8.8
Übel (Jovian Cactus) gained
5.5 DEF! Übel (Jovian Cactus)'s new DEF: 13.5
Übel (Jovian Cactus) gained
11 HP! Übel (Jovian Cactus)'s new HP: 33.6
Wirbel (Luther) used
Perfect Sorganeil + 4!
Wirbel (Luther) traps Übel (Jovian Cactus) in his gaze!
Wirbel (Luther) attacks
Übel (Jovian Cactus) for 1.00 damage! Übel (Jovian Cactus) has 32.6 left!
Übel (Jovian Cactus) has recomposed herself.
Übel (Jovian Cactus) gained
10 SPD! Übel (Jovian Cactus)'s new SPD: 18.8
Übel (Jovian Cactus) lost
5.5 DEF! Übel (Jovian Cactus)'s new DEF: 8
Übel (Jovian Cactus) lost
17.8 SPD! Übel (Jovian Cactus)'s new SPD: 1
Wirbel (Luther) is wide-open!
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Turn 5
Übel (Jovian Cactus) ⠀
HP: 32.6/90 









ATK: 16.8
DEF: 8
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 1
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
Active Pile: 6 Cards Discard Pile: 4 Cards
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
Yeah, low-key expected that
Übel (Jovian Cactus) skips this turn!
Wirbel (Luther) ⠀
HP: 56/100 









ATK: 13
DEF: 10
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 13
Ability: Resolve to Kill - 0
- When the opponent attacks you while your TrueDEF is >0, increase your ATK by 20.00% of the attack's damage, to a maximum of 20.00% of your TrueDEF
Active Pile: 7 Cards Discard Pile: 3 Cards
Timed effects:
- When the opponent attacks you while your TrueDEF is >0, increase your ATK by 20.00% of the attack's damage, to a maximum of 20.00% of your TrueDEF
- Sorganeil (1 turn):
- Traps the opponent in place.
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Wirbel (Luther) used
Ehre: Bulletstorm - Doragate + 3!
Wirbel (Luther) casted Doragate! Wirbel (Luther) summoned a storm of bullets!
Wirbel (Luther) attacks
Übel (Jovian Cactus) for 8.70 damage! Übel (Jovian Cactus) has 23.9 left!
Wirbel (Luther) is wide-open!
Übel (Jovian Cactus) used 🕙 Wait!
Übel (Jovian Cactus) waited it out! All cards in Übel (Jovian Cactus)'s hand are empowered!
Übel (Jovian Cactus) gained
10 HP! Übel (Jovian Cactus)'s new HP: 33.9
Library thos ham
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Wirbel (Luther) averted his gaze. Übel (Jovian Cactus) got free from Wirbel (Luther)'s Sorganeil.
Übel (Jovian Cactus) gained
17.8 SPD! Übel (Jovian Cactus)'s new SPD: 18.8
Turn 6
Übel (Jovian Cactus) ⠀
HP: 33.9/90 









ATK: 16.8
DEF: 8
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 18.8
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
Active Pile: 6 Cards Discard Pile: 4 Cards
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
Wirbel (Luther) ⠀
HP: 56/100 









ATK: 13
DEF: 10
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 13
Ability: Resolve to Kill - 0
- When the opponent attacks you while your TrueDEF is >0, increase your ATK by 20.00% of the attack's damage, to a maximum of 20.00% of your TrueDEF
Active Pile: 6 Cards Discard Pile: 4 Cards
Timed effects:
- When the opponent attacks you while your TrueDEF is >0, increase your ATK by 20.00% of the attack's damage, to a maximum of 20.00% of your TrueDEF
- Bulletstorm - Doragate (2 turns):
- Deal 1.3 at each turn's end, with 30.00% Pierce.
Love this game
Huh?
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Übel (Jovian Cactus) used
Defend + 5!
Übel (Jovian Cactus) prepares to defend against an incoming attack!
Übel (Jovian Cactus) gained
30 TrueDEF! Übel (Jovian Cactus)'s new TrueDEF: 30
Wirbel (Luther) used
Captain's Order + 1!
Wirbel (Luther) lost
4 HP! Wirbel (Luther)'s new HP: 52
Wirbel (Luther) attacks
Übel (Jovian Cactus) for 1.00 damage! Übel (Jovian Cactus) has 32.9 left!
Wirbel (Luther) is wide-open!
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The bulletstorm keeps raining down!
Wirbel (Luther) attacks
Übel (Jovian Cactus) for 1.00 damage! Übel (Jovian Cactus) has 31.9 left!
Übel (Jovian Cactus) lost
30 TrueDEF! Übel (Jovian Cactus)'s new TrueDEF: 0
Turn 7
Übel (Jovian Cactus) ⠀
HP: 31.9/90 









ATK: 16.8
DEF: 8
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 18.8
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
Active Pile: 5 Cards Discard Pile: 5 Cards
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
Wirbel (Luther) ⠀
HP: 52/100 









ATK: 13
DEF: 10
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 13
Ability: Resolve to Kill - 0
- When the opponent attacks you while your TrueDEF is >0, increase your ATK by 20.00% of the attack's damage, to a maximum of 20.00% of your TrueDEF
Active Pile: 5 Cards Discard Pile: 5 Cards
Timed effects:
- When the opponent attacks you while your TrueDEF is >0, increase your ATK by 20.00% of the attack's damage, to a maximum of 20.00% of your TrueDEF
- Bulletstorm - Doragate (1 turn):
- Deal 1.3 at each turn's end, with 30.00% Pierce.
I had 2 zltroocks I soggyed cuz I wanted to use 1
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Übel (Jovian Cactus) used
Slow Down + 9!
Übel (Jovian Cactus) takes cover to ponder the fleeting nature of her life.
Übel (Jovian Cactus) lost
10 SPD! Übel (Jovian Cactus)'s new SPD: 8.8
Übel (Jovian Cactus) gained
9.5 DEF! Übel (Jovian Cactus)'s new DEF: 17.5
Übel (Jovian Cactus) gained
19 HP! Übel (Jovian Cactus)'s new HP: 50.9
Wirbel (Luther) used
Discard!
Wirbel (Luther) gained
1 ATK! Wirbel (Luther)'s new ATK: 14
Wirbel (Luther) gained
1 DEF! Wirbel (Luther)'s new DEF: 11
Wirbel (Luther) gained
1 SPD! Wirbel (Luther)'s new SPD: 14
All cards in Wirbel (Luther)'s hand are empowered!
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Übel (Jovian Cactus) took a break and recoups.
Übel (Jovian Cactus) gained
9.5 HP! Übel (Jovian Cactus)'s new HP: 60.4
The bulletstorm keeps raining down!
Wirbel (Luther) attacks
Übel (Jovian Cactus) for 3.05 damage! Übel (Jovian Cactus) has 57.35 left!
Turn 8
Übel (Jovian Cactus) ⠀
HP: 57.35/90 









ATK: 16.8
DEF: 17.5
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 8.8
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
Active Pile: 4 Cards Discard Pile: 6 Cards
Timed effects:
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
- Recompose (1 turn):
- Decreases SPD by 10 for 2 turns. Attacks will not hit. Heal 9.5 at turn end.
Wirbel (Luther) ⠀
HP: 52/100 









ATK: 14
DEF: 11
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 14
Ability: Resolve to Kill - 0
- When the opponent attacks you while your TrueDEF is >0, increase your ATK by 20.00% of the attack's damage, to a maximum of 20.00% of your TrueDEF
Active Pile: 3 Cards Discard Pile: 7 Cards
- When the opponent attacks you while your TrueDEF is >0, increase your ATK by 20.00% of the attack's damage, to a maximum of 20.00% of your TrueDEF
The horrible rng of doom and despair
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Wirbel (Luther) used
Tactical Retreat + 4!
Wirbel (Luther) performed a tactical retreat.
Wirbel (Luther) gained
14 TrueDEF! Wirbel (Luther)'s new TrueDEF: 14
Übel (Jovian Cactus) used
Sorganeil + 8!
rng of death
Übel (Jovian Cactus) traps Wirbel (Luther) in her gaze!
Wirbel (Luther) lost
14 TrueDEF! Wirbel (Luther)'s new TrueDEF: 0
Wirbel (Luther) lost
13 SPD! Wirbel (Luther)'s new SPD: 1
Nice
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Bruh
Übel (Jovian Cactus) took a break and recoups.
Übel (Jovian Cactus) gained
9.5 HP! Übel (Jovian Cactus)'s new HP: 66.85
Übel (Jovian Cactus) has recomposed herself.
Übel (Jovian Cactus) gained
10 SPD! Übel (Jovian Cactus)'s new SPD: 18.8
Übel (Jovian Cactus) lost
9.5 DEF! Übel (Jovian Cactus)'s new DEF: 8
Turn 9
Übel (Jovian Cactus) ⠀
HP: 66.85/90 









ATK: 16.8
DEF: 8
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 18.8
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
Active Pile: 3 Cards Discard Pile: 7 Cards
Timed effects:
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
- Sorganeil (1 turn):
- Cannot miss next turn's attack
Wirbel (Luther) ⠀
HP: 52/100 









ATK: 14
DEF: 11
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 1
Ability: Resolve to Kill - 0
- When the opponent attacks you while your TrueDEF is >0, increase your ATK by 20.00% of the attack's damage, to a maximum of 20.00% of your TrueDEF
Active Pile: 2 Cards Discard Pile: 8 Cards
- When the opponent attacks you while your TrueDEF is >0, increase your ATK by 20.00% of the attack's damage, to a maximum of 20.00% of your TrueDEF
Wirbel (Luther) skips this turn!
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Übel (Jovian Cactus) used
Dismantle + 8!
Übel (Jovian Cactus) lost
8 HP! Übel (Jovian Cactus)'s new HP: 58.85
Übel (Jovian Cactus) tries to cut Wirbel (Luther) into pieces!
Übel (Jovian Cactus) attacks
Wirbel (Luther) for 45.60 damage! Wirbel (Luther) has 6.4 left!
Wirbel (Luther) used 🕙 Wait!
Wirbel (Luther) waited it out! All cards in Wirbel (Luther)'s hand are empowered!
Wirbel (Luther) gained
10 HP! Wirbel (Luther)'s new HP: 16.4
I want to get Empathy so bad
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Übel (Jovian Cactus) averted her gaze. Wirbel (Luther) got free from Übel (Jovian Cactus)'s Sorganeil.
Wirbel (Luther) gained
13 SPD! Wirbel (Luther)'s new SPD: 14
Turn 10
Übel (Jovian Cactus) ⠀
HP: 58.85/90 









ATK: 16.8
DEF: 8
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 18.8
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
Active Pile: 2 Cards Discard Pile: 8 Cards
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
Wirbel (Luther) ⠀
HP: 16.4/100 









ATK: 14
DEF: 11
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 14
Ability: Resolve to Kill - 0
- When the opponent attacks you while your TrueDEF is >0, increase your ATK by 20.00% of the attack's damage, to a maximum of 20.00% of your TrueDEF
Active Pile: 2 Cards Discard Pile: 8 Cards
- When the opponent attacks you while your TrueDEF is >0, increase your ATK by 20.00% of the attack's damage, to a maximum of 20.00% of your TrueDEF
This game turned around so weirdly
Always does for them
Ubel's heal is insane
can honestly turn the other way still lol
While he has no heals
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Übel (Jovian Cactus) used
Shallow Slash + 5!
Übel (Jovian Cactus) lost
4 HP! Übel (Jovian Cactus)'s new HP: 54.85
Missing chances: 20%
Luck roll: 59
The attack connects!
So it depends on Slow Downs and Sorganeils
Übel (Jovian Cactus) slashed at Wirbel (Luther)!
GG
Übel (Jovian Cactus) attacks
Wirbel (Luther) for 28.80 damage! Wirbel (Luther) has -12.4 left!
Wirbel (Luther) has been defeated!
or not
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Übel (Jovian Cactus) ⠀
HP: 54.85/90 









ATK: 16.8
DEF: 8
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 18.8
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
Active Pile: 1 Card Discard Pile: 9 Cards
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
Wirbel (Luther) ⠀
HP: -12.4/100 









ATK: 14
DEF: 11
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 14
Ability: Resolve to Kill - 0
- When the opponent attacks you while your TrueDEF is >0, increase your ATK by 20.00% of the attack's damage, to a maximum of 20.00% of your TrueDEF
Active Pile: 2 Cards Discard Pile: 8 Cards
- When the opponent attacks you while your TrueDEF is >0, increase your ATK by 20.00% of the attack's damage, to a maximum of 20.00% of your TrueDEF
ggs