#Ranked TCG Game Thread: Memeburger vs Starlight (ID: 1495011301418864730)

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spark rapidsBOT Apr 18, 2026, 10:41 AM

🔴 Ban phase started! Each player may ban 1 character.

🟢 No characters were banned this match.

Memeburger selected Übel!

Starlight rolled the dice from their favourite characters and got Stark!

Turn 1

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: 90/90
ATK: 12
DEF: 8
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 14
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
  Active Pile: 10 Cards Discard Pile: 0 Card

Stark (Starlight) ⠀

HP: 125/125
ATK: 10
DEF: 10
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 8
Ability: Bravest Coward - 0
- Using attacks while your (Resolve) is negative reduces its DMG by 20%.
  Using attacks while your (Resolve) is positive increases its DMG by 20%.
  Your attacks stay the same when your (Resolve) is 0.
  Active Pile: 10 Cards Discard Pile: 0 Card

sick plank Apr 18, 2026, 10:41 AM

Early last stand is decent vs Ubel

spark rapidsBOT Apr 18, 2026, 10:42 AM

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Stark (Starlight) used Last Stand + 0!

Stark (Starlight) winds up...

Stark (Starlight) lost tcgDefense 5 DEF! Stark (Starlight)'s new DEF: 5

Stark (Starlight) is wide-open!

Übel (Memeburger) used Rushdown + 0!

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Übel (Memeburger) rushes towards the enemy!

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgSpeed 10 SPD! Übel (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 24

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sick plank Apr 18, 2026, 10:42 AM

Well not that early

spark rapidsBOT Apr 18, 2026, 10:42 AM

Übel (Memeburger) is being reckless.

Übel (Memeburger) lost tcgHp 2 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 88

Turn 2

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: 88/90
ATK: 12
DEF: 8
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 24
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
  Active Pile: 9 Cards Discard Pile: 1 Card
  Timed effects:
Rushdown (3 turns):
- Increases SPD by 10 for 4 turns. Attacks will not miss

Stark (Starlight) ⠀

HP: 125/125
ATK: 10
DEF: 5
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 8
Ability: Bravest Coward - 0
- Using attacks while your (Resolve) is negative reduces its DMG by 20%.
  Using attacks while your (Resolve) is positive increases its DMG by 20%.
  Your attacks stay the same when your (Resolve) is 0.
  Active Pile: 9 Cards Discard Pile: 1 Card
  Timed effects:
Impending Lightning (1 turn):
- Strike for 25 damage. Uninterruptable.
A Warrior's Last Stand (1 turn):
- HP cannot fall below 1 this turn.

queen torrent Apr 18, 2026, 10:42 AM

wait I just realised last stand can be imitated anytime

its not linie 😭

sick plank Apr 18, 2026, 10:42 AM

queen torrent its not linie 😭

Yeah empathy

spark rapidsBOT Apr 18, 2026, 10:42 AM

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Übel (Memeburger) used Defend + 0!

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Übel (Memeburger) prepares to defend against an incoming attack!

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgTrueDef 20 TrueDEF! Übel (Memeburger)'s new TrueDEF: 20

Stark (Starlight) used Fear Brought Me This Far + 3!

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Stark (Starlight)'s hands can't stop shaking, but Stark (Starlight) is determined.

sick plank Apr 18, 2026, 10:42 AM

Well turn 5 onward

spark rapidsBOT Apr 18, 2026, 10:42 AM

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgAttack 3.9 ATK! Stark (Starlight)'s new ATK: 13.9

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgDefense 3.9 DEF! Stark (Starlight)'s new DEF: 8.9

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgAbility 2 Ability Counter! Stark (Starlight)'s new Ability Counter: 2

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Übel (Memeburger) is being reckless.

Übel (Memeburger) lost tcgHp 2 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 86

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Stark (Starlight) lost tcgHp 20 HP! Stark (Starlight)'s new HP: 105

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgDefense 5 DEF! Stark (Starlight)'s new DEF: 13.9

Stark (Starlight) performs Lightning Strike!

Stark (Starlight) attacks Übel (Memeburger) for 15.90 damage! Übel (Memeburger) has 70.1 left!

Stark (Starlight) lost tcgAbility 2 Ability Counter! Stark (Starlight)'s new Ability Counter: 0

Übel (Memeburger) lost tcgTrueDef 20 TrueDEF! Übel (Memeburger)'s new TrueDEF: 0

Stark (Starlight) let out all he has. Stark (Starlight) is no longer Sturdy.

Turn 3

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: 70.1/90
ATK: 12
DEF: 8
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 24
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
  Active Pile: 8 Cards Discard Pile: 2 Cards
  Timed effects:
Rushdown (2 turns):
- Increases SPD by 10 for 4 turns. Attacks will not miss

Stark (Starlight) ⠀

HP: 105/125
ATK: 13.9
DEF: 13.9
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 8
Ability: Bravest Coward - 0
- Using attacks while your (Resolve) is negative reduces its DMG by 20%.
  Using attacks while your (Resolve) is positive increases its DMG by 20%.
  Your attacks stay the same when your (Resolve) is 0.
  Active Pile: 8 Cards Discard Pile: 2 Cards

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Stark (Starlight) used Block + 2!

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Stark (Starlight) prepares to block an attack!

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgTrueDef 24 TrueDEF! Stark (Starlight)'s new TrueDEF: 24

Übel (Memeburger) can't cut through this!

Übel (Memeburger) used Discard!

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgAttack 1 ATK! Übel (Memeburger)'s new ATK: 13

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgDefense 1 DEF! Übel (Memeburger)'s new DEF: 9

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgSpeed 1 SPD! Übel (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 25

All cards in Übel (Memeburger)'s hand are empowered!

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Übel (Memeburger) is being reckless.

Übel (Memeburger) lost tcgHp 2 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 68.1

Stark (Starlight) lost tcgTrueDef 24 TrueDEF! Stark (Starlight)'s new TrueDEF: 0

Turn 4

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: 68.1/90
ATK: 13
DEF: 9
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 25
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
  Active Pile: 5 Cards Discard Pile: 5 Cards
  Timed effects:
Rushdown (1 turn):
- Increases SPD by 10 for 4 turns. Attacks will not miss

Stark (Starlight) ⠀

HP: 105/125
ATK: 13.9
DEF: 13.9
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 8
Ability: Bravest Coward - 0
- Using attacks while your (Resolve) is negative reduces its DMG by 20%.
  Using attacks while your (Resolve) is positive increases its DMG by 20%.
  Your attacks stay the same when your (Resolve) is 0.
  Active Pile: 7 Cards Discard Pile: 3 Cards

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Übel (Memeburger) used Slow Down + 5!

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Übel (Memeburger) takes cover to ponder the fleeting nature of her life.

Übel (Memeburger) lost tcgSpeed 10 SPD! Übel (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 15

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgDefense 7.5 DEF! Übel (Memeburger)'s new DEF: 16.5

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgHp 15 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 83.1

Übel (Memeburger) lost tcgSpeed 10 SPD! Übel (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 5

Stark (Starlight) used Defensive Stance + 4!

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Stark (Starlight) took a defensive stance!

Stark (Starlight) lost tcgAttack 2 ATK! Stark (Starlight)'s new ATK: 11.9

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgDefense 2.8 DEF! Stark (Starlight)'s new DEF: 16.7

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgSpeed 2.8 SPD! Stark (Starlight)'s new SPD: 10.8

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgAbility 1 Ability Counter! Stark (Starlight)'s new Ability Counter: 1

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Übel (Memeburger) took a break and recoups.

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgHp 7.5 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 90

Turn 5

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: 90/90
ATK: 13
DEF: 16.5
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 5
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
  Active Pile: 4 Cards Discard Pile: 6 Cards
  Timed effects:
Recompose (1 turn):
- Decreases SPD by 10 for 2 turns. Attacks will not hit. Heal 7.5 at turn end.

Stark (Starlight) ⠀

HP: 105/125
ATK: 11.9
DEF: 16.7
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 10.8
Ability: Bravest Coward - 1
- Using attacks while your (Resolve) is negative reduces its DMG by 20%.
  Using attacks while your (Resolve) is positive increases its DMG by 20%.
  Your attacks stay the same when your (Resolve) is 0.
  Active Pile: 6 Cards Discard Pile: 4 Cards
  Timed effects:
Defensive Stance (1 turn):
- ATK-2 for 2 turns.

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Stark (Starlight) used Jumbo Berry Special Break + 4!

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Stark (Starlight) chowed down on a Jumbo Berry Special!

Stark (Starlight) lost tcgSpeed 2 SPD! Stark (Starlight)'s new SPD: 8.8

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgDefense 2.8 DEF! Stark (Starlight)'s new DEF: 19.5

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgHp 14 HP! Stark (Starlight)'s new HP: 119

Übel (Memeburger) used Discard!

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgAttack 1 ATK! Übel (Memeburger)'s new ATK: 14

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgDefense 1 DEF! Übel (Memeburger)'s new DEF: 17.5

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgSpeed 1 SPD! Übel (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 6

All cards in Übel (Memeburger)'s hand are empowered!

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Stark (Starlight) shifts his stance.

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgAttack 2 ATK! Stark (Starlight)'s new ATK: 13.9

Übel (Memeburger) took a break and recoups.

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgHp 7.5 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 90

Übel (Memeburger) has recomposed herself.

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgSpeed 10 SPD! Übel (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 16

Übel (Memeburger) lost tcgDefense 7.5 DEF! Übel (Memeburger)'s new DEF: 10

Turn 6

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: 90/90
ATK: 14
DEF: 10
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 16
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
  Active Pile: 1 Card Discard Pile: 9 Cards

Stark (Starlight) ⠀

HP: 119/125
ATK: 13.9
DEF: 19.5
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 8.8
Ability: Bravest Coward - 1
- Using attacks while your (Resolve) is negative reduces its DMG by 20%.
  Using attacks while your (Resolve) is positive increases its DMG by 20%.
  Your attacks stay the same when your (Resolve) is 0.
  Active Pile: 5 Cards Discard Pile: 5 Cards
  Timed effects:
Jumbo Berry Special Break (1 turn):
- SPD-2 for 2 turns. DEF+2.8 for 2 turns.

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Übel (Memeburger) used Rushdown + 3!

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Übel (Memeburger) rushes towards the enemy!

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgSpeed 13 SPD! Übel (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 29

Stark (Starlight) used Axe Swipe + 7!

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Stark (Starlight) lost tcgHp 5 HP! Stark (Starlight)'s new HP: 114

Stark (Starlight) swiped his axe!

Stark (Starlight) attacks Übel (Memeburger) for 22.26 damage! Übel (Memeburger) has 67.74 left!

Stark (Starlight) is wide-open!

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Übel (Memeburger) is being reckless.

Übel (Memeburger) lost tcgHp 2 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 65.74

The break is over. Stark (Starlight) recomposes himself.

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgSpeed 2 SPD! Stark (Starlight)'s new SPD: 10.8

Stark (Starlight) lost tcgDefense 2.8 DEF! Stark (Starlight)'s new DEF: 16.7

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgAbility 1 Ability Counter! Stark (Starlight)'s new Ability Counter: 2

Turn 7

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: 65.74/90
ATK: 14
DEF: 10
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 29
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
  Active Pile: 0 Card Discard Pile: 10 Cards
  Timed effects:
Rushdown (3 turns):
- Increases SPD by 13 for 4 turns. Attacks will not miss

Stark (Starlight) ⠀

HP: 114/125
ATK: 13.9
DEF: 16.7
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 10.8
Ability: Bravest Coward - 2
- Using attacks while your (Resolve) is negative reduces its DMG by 20%.
  Using attacks while your (Resolve) is positive increases its DMG by 20%.
  Your attacks stay the same when your (Resolve) is 0.
  Active Pile: 4 Cards Discard Pile: 6 Cards

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Übel (Memeburger) used Reelseiden: Malevolent Shrine + 2!

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Übel (Memeburger) lost tcgHp 11 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 54.74

ጠ ል ረ ቿ ሀ ዐ ረ ቿ ክ ፕ ነ ዘ ዪ ጎ ክ ቿ!

Übel (Memeburger) attacks Stark (Starlight) for 40.40 damage! Stark (Starlight) has 73.6 left!

Stark (Starlight) used Offensive Stance + 8!

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Stark (Starlight) took an offensive stance!

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgAttack 3.6 ATK! Stark (Starlight)'s new ATK: 17.5

Stark (Starlight) lost tcgDefense 2 DEF! Stark (Starlight)'s new DEF: 14.7

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgSpeed 3.6 SPD! Stark (Starlight)'s new SPD: 14.4

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgAbility 1 Ability Counter! Stark (Starlight)'s new Ability Counter: 3

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Übel (Memeburger) is being reckless.

Übel (Memeburger) lost tcgHp 2 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 52.74

Turn 8

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: 52.74/90
ATK: 14
DEF: 10
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 29
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
  Active Pile: 10 Cards Discard Pile: 0 Card
  Timed effects:
Rushdown (2 turns):
- Increases SPD by 13 for 4 turns. Attacks will not miss

Stark (Starlight) ⠀

HP: 73.6/125
ATK: 17.5
DEF: 14.7
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 14.4
Ability: Bravest Coward - 3
- Using attacks while your (Resolve) is negative reduces its DMG by 20%.
  Using attacks while your (Resolve) is positive increases its DMG by 20%.
  Your attacks stay the same when your (Resolve) is 0.
  Active Pile: 3 Cards Discard Pile: 7 Cards
  Timed effects:
Offensive Stance (1 turn):
- DEF-2 for 2 turns.

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Übel (Memeburger) used Discard!

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgAttack 1 ATK! Übel (Memeburger)'s new ATK: 15

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgDefense 1 DEF! Übel (Memeburger)'s new DEF: 11

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgSpeed 1 SPD! Übel (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 30

All cards in Übel (Memeburger)'s hand are empowered!

Stark (Starlight) used Orden's Slash Technique + 2!

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Stark (Starlight) lost tcgHp 8 HP! Stark (Starlight)'s new HP: 65.6

Stark (Starlight) used Orden's Slash Technique!

Stark (Starlight) attacks Übel (Memeburger) for 26.66 damage! Übel (Memeburger) has 26.08 left!

Stark (Starlight) is wide-open!

Stark (Starlight) lost tcgAbility 1 Ability Counter! Stark (Starlight)'s new Ability Counter: 2

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Übel (Memeburger) is being reckless.

Übel (Memeburger) lost tcgHp 2 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 24.08

Stark (Starlight) shifts his stance.

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgDefense 2 DEF! Stark (Starlight)'s new DEF: 16.7

Turn 9

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: 24.08/90
ATK: 15
DEF: 11
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 30
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
  Active Pile: 7 Cards Discard Pile: 3 Cards
  Timed effects:
Rushdown (1 turn):
- Increases SPD by 13 for 4 turns. Attacks will not miss

Stark (Starlight) ⠀

HP: 65.6/125
ATK: 17.5
DEF: 16.7
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 14.4
Ability: Bravest Coward - 2
- Using attacks while your (Resolve) is negative reduces its DMG by 20%.
  Using attacks while your (Resolve) is positive increases its DMG by 20%.
  Your attacks stay the same when your (Resolve) is 0.
  Active Pile: 2 Cards Discard Pile: 8 Cards

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Übel (Memeburger) used 🕙 Wait!

Übel (Memeburger) waited it out! All cards in Übel (Memeburger)'s hand are empowered!

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgHp 10 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 34.08

Stark (Starlight) used Discard!

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgAttack 1 ATK! Stark (Starlight)'s new ATK: 18.5

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgDefense 1 DEF! Stark (Starlight)'s new DEF: 17.7

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgSpeed 1 SPD! Stark (Starlight)'s new SPD: 15.4

All cards in Stark (Starlight)'s hand are empowered!

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Übel (Memeburger) is being reckless.

Übel (Memeburger) lost tcgHp 2 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 32.08

Übel (Memeburger) retreats.

Übel (Memeburger) lost tcgSpeed 13 SPD! Übel (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 17

Turn 10

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: 32.08/90
ATK: 15
DEF: 11
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 17
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
  Active Pile: 7 Cards Discard Pile: 3 Cards

Stark (Starlight) ⠀

HP: 65.6/125
ATK: 18.5
DEF: 17.7
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 15.4
Ability: Bravest Coward - 2
- Using attacks while your (Resolve) is negative reduces its DMG by 20%.
  Using attacks while your (Resolve) is positive increases its DMG by 20%.
  Your attacks stay the same when your (Resolve) is 0.
  Active Pile: 9 Cards Discard Pile: 1 Card

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Übel (Memeburger) used Slow Down + 6!

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Übel (Memeburger) takes cover to ponder the fleeting nature of her life.

Übel (Memeburger) lost tcgSpeed 10 SPD! Übel (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 7

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgDefense 8 DEF! Übel (Memeburger)'s new DEF: 19

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgHp 16 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 48.08

Stark (Starlight) used Axe Swipe + 9!

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Stark (Starlight) lost tcgHp 5 HP! Stark (Starlight)'s new HP: 60.6

Stark (Starlight) swiped his axe!

Stark (Starlight) attacks Übel (Memeburger) for 20.02 damage! Übel (Memeburger) has 28.06 left!

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Übel (Memeburger) took a break and recoups.

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgHp 8 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 36.06

Turn 11

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: 36.06/90
ATK: 15
DEF: 19
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 7
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
  Active Pile: 6 Cards Discard Pile: 4 Cards
  Timed effects:
Recompose (1 turn):
- Decreases SPD by 10 for 2 turns. Attacks will not hit. Heal 8 at turn end.

Stark (Starlight) ⠀

HP: 60.6/125
ATK: 18.5
DEF: 17.7
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 15.4
Ability: Bravest Coward - 2
- Using attacks while your (Resolve) is negative reduces its DMG by 20%.
  Using attacks while your (Resolve) is positive increases its DMG by 20%.
  Your attacks stay the same when your (Resolve) is 0.
  Active Pile: 8 Cards Discard Pile: 2 Cards

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Stark (Starlight) used Offensive Stance + 3!

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Stark (Starlight) took an offensive stance!

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgAttack 2.6 ATK! Stark (Starlight)'s new ATK: 21.1

Stark (Starlight) lost tcgDefense 2 DEF! Stark (Starlight)'s new DEF: 15.7

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgSpeed 2.6 SPD! Stark (Starlight)'s new SPD: 18

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgAbility 1 Ability Counter! Stark (Starlight)'s new Ability Counter: 3

Übel (Memeburger) used Discard!

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgAttack 1 ATK! Übel (Memeburger)'s new ATK: 16

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgDefense 1 DEF! Übel (Memeburger)'s new DEF: 20

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgSpeed 1 SPD! Übel (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 8

All cards in Übel (Memeburger)'s hand are empowered!

sick plank Apr 18, 2026, 10:47 AM

I don’t think Ubel can last stand during the slow down turn right?

spark rapidsBOT Apr 18, 2026, 10:47 AM

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Übel (Memeburger) took a break and recoups.

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgHp 8 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 44.06

Übel (Memeburger) has recomposed herself.

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgSpeed 10 SPD! Übel (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 18

Übel (Memeburger) lost tcgDefense 8 DEF! Übel (Memeburger)'s new DEF: 12

Turn 12

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: 44.06/90
ATK: 16
DEF: 12
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 18
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
  Active Pile: 3 Cards Discard Pile: 7 Cards

queen torrent Apr 18, 2026, 10:47 AM

sick plank I don’t think Ubel can last stand during the slow down turn right?

why not

spark rapidsBOT Apr 18, 2026, 10:47 AM

Stark (Starlight) ⠀

HP: 60.6/125
ATK: 21.1
DEF: 15.7
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 18
Ability: Bravest Coward - 3
- Using attacks while your (Resolve) is negative reduces its DMG by 20%.
  Using attacks while your (Resolve) is positive increases its DMG by 20%.
  Your attacks stay the same when your (Resolve) is 0.
  Active Pile: 7 Cards Discard Pile: 3 Cards
  Timed effects:
Offensive Stance (1 turn):
- DEF-2 for 2 turns.

indigo flower Apr 18, 2026, 10:47 AM

sick plank I don’t think Ubel can last stand during the slow down turn right?

idk

sick plank Apr 18, 2026, 10:48 AM

queen torrent why not

It’s an attack

queen torrent Apr 18, 2026, 10:48 AM

but isn't it that attacks will miss

actually idk

sick plank Apr 18, 2026, 10:48 AM

I’m pretty sure any attack she does fails even her none Reilseden ones

spark rapidsBOT Apr 18, 2026, 10:48 AM

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Stark (Starlight) used Axe Swipe + 11!

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Stark (Starlight) lost tcgHp 5 HP! Stark (Starlight)'s new HP: 55.6

Stark (Starlight) swiped his axe!

Stark (Starlight) attacks Übel (Memeburger) for 31.78 damage! Übel (Memeburger) has 12.28 left!

Stark (Starlight) is wide-open!

Übel (Memeburger) used Discard!

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgAttack 1 ATK! Übel (Memeburger)'s new ATK: 17

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgDefense 1 DEF! Übel (Memeburger)'s new DEF: 13

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgSpeed 1 SPD! Übel (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 19

All cards in Übel (Memeburger)'s hand are empowered!

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Stark (Starlight) shifts his stance.

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgDefense 2 DEF! Stark (Starlight)'s new DEF: 17.7

Turn 13

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: 12.28/90
ATK: 17
DEF: 13
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 19
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
  Active Pile: 0 Card Discard Pile: 10 Cards

Stark (Starlight) ⠀

HP: 55.6/125
ATK: 21.1
DEF: 17.7
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 18
Ability: Bravest Coward - 3
- Using attacks while your (Resolve) is negative reduces its DMG by 20%.
  Using attacks while your (Resolve) is positive increases its DMG by 20%.
  Your attacks stay the same when your (Resolve) is 0.
  Active Pile: 6 Cards Discard Pile: 4 Cards

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sick plank Apr 18, 2026, 10:49 AM

Ubel Last Stand?

spark rapidsBOT Apr 18, 2026, 10:49 AM

Übel (Memeburger) used 🕙 Wait!

Übel (Memeburger) waited it out! All cards in Übel (Memeburger)'s hand are empowered!

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgHp 10 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 22.28

Stark (Starlight) used Offensive Stance + 8!

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Stark (Starlight) took an offensive stance!

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgAttack 3.6 ATK! Stark (Starlight)'s new ATK: 24.7

Stark (Starlight) lost tcgDefense 2 DEF! Stark (Starlight)'s new DEF: 15.7

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgSpeed 3.6 SPD! Stark (Starlight)'s new SPD: 21.6

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgAbility 1 Ability Counter! Stark (Starlight)'s new Ability Counter: 4

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Turn 14

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: 22.28/90
ATK: 17
DEF: 13
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 19
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
  Active Pile: 0 Card Discard Pile: 10 Cards

Stark (Starlight) ⠀

HP: 55.6/125
ATK: 24.7
DEF: 15.7
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 21.6
Ability: Bravest Coward - 4
- Using attacks while your (Resolve) is negative reduces its DMG by 20%.
  Using attacks while your (Resolve) is positive increases its DMG by 20%.
  Your attacks stay the same when your (Resolve) is 0.
  Active Pile: 5 Cards Discard Pile: 5 Cards
  Timed effects:
Offensive Stance (1 turn):
- DEF-2 for 2 turns.

sick plank Apr 18, 2026, 10:49 AM

Faster than Ubel now

spark rapidsBOT Apr 18, 2026, 10:49 AM

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Stark (Starlight) used Jumbo Berry Special Break + 5!

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Stark (Starlight) chowed down on a Jumbo Berry Special!

Stark (Starlight) lost tcgSpeed 2 SPD! Stark (Starlight)'s new SPD: 19.6

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgDefense 3 DEF! Stark (Starlight)'s new DEF: 18.7

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgHp 15 HP! Stark (Starlight)'s new HP: 70.6

Übel (Memeburger) used Reelseiden: Malevolent Shrine + 8!

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Übel (Memeburger) lost tcgHp 11 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 11.28

Missing chances: 80%

Luck roll: 69

The attack cannot connect!

Yet Übel keeps rushing forward!

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgAttack 9 ATK! Übel (Memeburger)'s new ATK: 26

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgSpeed 9 SPD! Übel (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 28

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Stark (Starlight) shifts his stance.

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgDefense 2 DEF! Stark (Starlight)'s new DEF: 20.7

Turn 15

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: 11.28/90
ATK: 26
DEF: 13
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 28
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
  Active Pile: 10 Cards Discard Pile: 0 Card

Stark (Starlight) ⠀

HP: 70.6/125
ATK: 24.7
DEF: 20.7
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 19.6
Ability: Bravest Coward - 4
- Using attacks while your (Resolve) is negative reduces its DMG by 20%.
  Using attacks while your (Resolve) is positive increases its DMG by 20%.
  Your attacks stay the same when your (Resolve) is 0.
  Active Pile: 4 Cards Discard Pile: 6 Cards
  Timed effects:
Jumbo Berry Special Break (1 turn):
- SPD-2 for 2 turns. DEF+3 for 2 turns.

sick plank Apr 18, 2026, 10:49 AM

Wow look at that SPD gain

spark rapidsBOT Apr 18, 2026, 10:50 AM

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Übel (Memeburger) used Slow Down + 6!

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Übel (Memeburger) takes cover to ponder the fleeting nature of her life.

Übel (Memeburger) lost tcgSpeed 10 SPD! Übel (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 18

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgDefense 8 DEF! Übel (Memeburger)'s new DEF: 21

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgHp 16 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 27.28

Stark (Starlight) used Fear Brought Me This Far + 8!

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Stark (Starlight)'s hands can't stop shaking, but Stark (Starlight) is determined.

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgAttack 5.4 ATK! Stark (Starlight)'s new ATK: 30.1

static moss Apr 18, 2026, 10:50 AM

still going

spark rapidsBOT Apr 18, 2026, 10:50 AM

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgDefense 5.4 DEF! Stark (Starlight)'s new DEF: 26.1

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgAbility 2 Ability Counter! Stark (Starlight)'s new Ability Counter: 6

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Übel (Memeburger) took a break and recoups.

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgHp 8 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 35.28

The break is over. Stark (Starlight) recomposes himself.

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgSpeed 2 SPD! Stark (Starlight)'s new SPD: 21.6

Stark (Starlight) lost tcgDefense 3 DEF! Stark (Starlight)'s new DEF: 23.1

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgAbility 1 Ability Counter! Stark (Starlight)'s new Ability Counter: 7

Turn 16

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: 35.28/90
ATK: 26
DEF: 21
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 18
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
  Active Pile: 9 Cards Discard Pile: 1 Card
  Timed effects:
Recompose (1 turn):
- Decreases SPD by 10 for 2 turns. Attacks will not hit. Heal 8 at turn end.

Stark (Starlight) ⠀

HP: 70.6/125
ATK: 30.1
DEF: 23.1
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 21.6
Ability: Bravest Coward - 7
- Using attacks while your (Resolve) is negative reduces its DMG by 20%.
  Using attacks while your (Resolve) is positive increases its DMG by 20%.
  Your attacks stay the same when your (Resolve) is 0.
  Active Pile: 3 Cards Discard Pile: 7 Cards

sick plank Apr 18, 2026, 10:50 AM

Idk I think Meme is trying to Last Stand again

spark rapidsBOT Apr 18, 2026, 10:50 AM

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Stark (Starlight) used 🕙 Wait!

Stark (Starlight) waited it out! All cards in Stark (Starlight)'s hand are empowered!

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgHp 10 HP! Stark (Starlight)'s new HP: 80.6

Übel (Memeburger) used 🕙 Wait!

Übel (Memeburger) waited it out! All cards in Übel (Memeburger)'s hand are empowered!

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgHp 10 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 45.28

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Übel (Memeburger) took a break and recoups.

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgHp 8 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 53.28

Übel (Memeburger) has recomposed herself.

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgSpeed 10 SPD! Übel (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 28

Übel (Memeburger) lost tcgDefense 8 DEF! Übel (Memeburger)'s new DEF: 13

Turn 17

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: 53.28/90
ATK: 26
DEF: 13
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 28
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
  Active Pile: 9 Cards Discard Pile: 1 Card

Stark (Starlight) ⠀

HP: 80.6/125
ATK: 30.1
DEF: 23.1
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 21.6
Ability: Bravest Coward - 7
- Using attacks while your (Resolve) is negative reduces its DMG by 20%.
  Using attacks while your (Resolve) is positive increases its DMG by 20%.
  Your attacks stay the same when your (Resolve) is 0.
  Active Pile: 3 Cards Discard Pile: 7 Cards

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Übel (Memeburger) used Slow Down + 10!

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Übel (Memeburger) takes cover to ponder the fleeting nature of her life.

Übel (Memeburger) lost tcgSpeed 10 SPD! Übel (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 18

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgDefense 10 DEF! Übel (Memeburger)'s new DEF: 23

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgHp 20 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 73.28

Stark (Starlight) used Defensive Stance + 12!

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Stark (Starlight) took a defensive stance!

Stark (Starlight) lost tcgAttack 2 ATK! Stark (Starlight)'s new ATK: 28.1

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgDefense 4.4 DEF! Stark (Starlight)'s new DEF: 27.5

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgSpeed 4.4 SPD! Stark (Starlight)'s new SPD: 26

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgAbility 1 Ability Counter! Stark (Starlight)'s new Ability Counter: 8

static moss Apr 18, 2026, 10:51 AM

why is stark so huge

queen torrent Apr 18, 2026, 10:51 AM

I thought slow down had permanent speed loss

spark rapidsBOT Apr 18, 2026, 10:51 AM

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queen torrent Apr 18, 2026, 10:51 AM

I guess not

spark rapidsBOT Apr 18, 2026, 10:51 AM

Übel (Memeburger) took a break and recoups.

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgHp 10 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 83.28

Turn 18

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: 83.28/90
ATK: 26
DEF: 23
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 18
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
  Active Pile: 8 Cards Discard Pile: 2 Cards
  Timed effects:
Recompose (1 turn):
- Decreases SPD by 10 for 2 turns. Attacks will not hit. Heal 10 at turn end.

Stark (Starlight) ⠀

HP: 80.6/125
ATK: 28.1
DEF: 27.5
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 26
Ability: Bravest Coward - 8
- Using attacks while your (Resolve) is negative reduces its DMG by 20%.
  Using attacks while your (Resolve) is positive increases its DMG by 20%.
  Your attacks stay the same when your (Resolve) is 0.
  Active Pile: 2 Cards Discard Pile: 8 Cards
  Timed effects:
Defensive Stance (1 turn):
- ATK-2 for 2 turns.

sick plank Apr 18, 2026, 10:51 AM

queen torrent I guess not

No it’s just temporary

spark rapidsBOT Apr 18, 2026, 10:51 AM

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Stark (Starlight) used Jumbo Berry Special Break + 11!

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Stark (Starlight) chowed down on a Jumbo Berry Special!

Stark (Starlight) lost tcgSpeed 2 SPD! Stark (Starlight)'s new SPD: 24

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgDefense 4.2 DEF! Stark (Starlight)'s new DEF: 31.7

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgHp 21 HP! Stark (Starlight)'s new HP: 101.6

Übel (Memeburger) used Discard!

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgAttack 1 ATK! Übel (Memeburger)'s new ATK: 27

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgDefense 1 DEF! Übel (Memeburger)'s new DEF: 24

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgSpeed 1 SPD! Übel (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 19

All cards in Übel (Memeburger)'s hand are empowered!

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Stark (Starlight) shifts his stance.

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgAttack 2 ATK! Stark (Starlight)'s new ATK: 30.1

Übel (Memeburger) took a break and recoups.

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgHp 10 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 90

Übel (Memeburger) has recomposed herself.

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgSpeed 10 SPD! Übel (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 29

Übel (Memeburger) lost tcgDefense 10 DEF! Übel (Memeburger)'s new DEF: 14

Turn 19

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: 90/90
ATK: 27
DEF: 14
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 29
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
  Active Pile: 6 Cards Discard Pile: 4 Cards

Stark (Starlight) ⠀

HP: 101.6/125
ATK: 30.1
DEF: 31.7
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 24
Ability: Bravest Coward - 8
- Using attacks while your (Resolve) is negative reduces its DMG by 20%.
  Using attacks while your (Resolve) is positive increases its DMG by 20%.
  Your attacks stay the same when your (Resolve) is 0.
  Active Pile: 1 Card Discard Pile: 9 Cards
  Timed effects:
Jumbo Berry Special Break (1 turn):
- SPD-2 for 2 turns. DEF+4.2 for 2 turns.

static moss Apr 18, 2026, 10:52 AM

queen torrent I thought slow down had permanent speed loss

would never be worth playing if it was

sick plank Apr 18, 2026, 10:52 AM

static moss why is stark so huge

Stark scales pretty well actually it’s just kinda slow relatively speaking

spark rapidsBOT Apr 18, 2026, 10:52 AM

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Übel (Memeburger) used Rushdown + 8!

static moss Apr 18, 2026, 10:52 AM

yeah

spark rapidsBOT Apr 18, 2026, 10:52 AM

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Übel (Memeburger) rushes towards the enemy!

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgSpeed 18 SPD! Übel (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 47

Stark (Starlight) used Defensive Stance + 13!

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Stark (Starlight) took a defensive stance!

Stark (Starlight) lost tcgAttack 2 ATK! Stark (Starlight)'s new ATK: 28.1

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgDefense 4.6 DEF! Stark (Starlight)'s new DEF: 36.3

queen torrent Apr 18, 2026, 10:52 AM

caught up to the speed except not anymore

spark rapidsBOT Apr 18, 2026, 10:52 AM

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgSpeed 4.6 SPD! Stark (Starlight)'s new SPD: 28.6

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgAbility 1 Ability Counter! Stark (Starlight)'s new Ability Counter: 9

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Übel (Memeburger) is being reckless.

Übel (Memeburger) lost tcgHp 2 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 88

The break is over. Stark (Starlight) recomposes himself.

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgSpeed 2 SPD! Stark (Starlight)'s new SPD: 30.6

Stark (Starlight) lost tcgDefense 4.2 DEF! Stark (Starlight)'s new DEF: 32.1

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgAbility 1 Ability Counter! Stark (Starlight)'s new Ability Counter: 10

Turn 20

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: 88/90
ATK: 27
DEF: 14
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 47
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
  Active Pile: 5 Cards Discard Pile: 5 Cards
  Timed effects:
Rushdown (3 turns):
- Increases SPD by 18 for 4 turns. Attacks will not miss

Stark (Starlight) ⠀

HP: 101.6/125
ATK: 28.1
DEF: 32.1
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 30.6
Ability: Bravest Coward - 10
- Using attacks while your (Resolve) is negative reduces its DMG by 20%.
  Using attacks while your (Resolve) is positive increases its DMG by 20%.
  Your attacks stay the same when your (Resolve) is 0.
  Active Pile: 0 Card Discard Pile: 10 Cards
  Timed effects:
Defensive Stance (1 turn):
- ATK-2 for 2 turns.

queen torrent Apr 18, 2026, 10:52 AM

nvm still short

sick plank Apr 18, 2026, 10:53 AM

Eisen Axe Cleave+20?

spark rapidsBOT Apr 18, 2026, 10:53 AM

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Übel (Memeburger) used Reelseiden: Malevolent Shrine + 9!

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Übel (Memeburger) lost tcgHp 11 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 77

ጠ ል ረ ቿ ሀ ዐ ረ ቿ ክ ፕ ነ ዘ ዪ ጎ ክ ቿ!

Übel (Memeburger) attacks Stark (Starlight) for 68.80 damage! Stark (Starlight) has 32.8 left!

Stark (Starlight) used Eisen's Axe Cleave + 7!

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Stark (Starlight) lost tcgHp 11 HP! Stark (Starlight)'s new HP: 21.8

Stark (Starlight) cleaves his axe.

Stark (Starlight) attacks Übel (Memeburger) for 52.86 damage! Übel (Memeburger) has 24.14 left!

Stark (Starlight) is wide-open!

Stark (Starlight) lost tcgAbility 2 Ability Counter! Stark (Starlight)'s new Ability Counter: 8

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Übel (Memeburger) is being reckless.

Übel (Memeburger) lost tcgHp 2 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 22.14

Stark (Starlight) shifts his stance.

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgAttack 2 ATK! Stark (Starlight)'s new ATK: 30.1

Turn 21

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: 22.14/90
ATK: 27
DEF: 14
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 47
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
  Active Pile: 4 Cards Discard Pile: 6 Cards
  Timed effects:
Rushdown (2 turns):
- Increases SPD by 18 for 4 turns. Attacks will not miss

Stark (Starlight) ⠀

HP: 21.8/125
ATK: 30.1
DEF: 32.1
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 30.6
Ability: Bravest Coward - 8
- Using attacks while your (Resolve) is negative reduces its DMG by 20%.
  Using attacks while your (Resolve) is positive increases its DMG by 20%.
  Your attacks stay the same when your (Resolve) is 0.
  Active Pile: 10 Cards Discard Pile: 0 Card

sick plank Apr 18, 2026, 10:53 AM

Far less intimidating at +7

queen torrent Apr 18, 2026, 10:53 AM

my thought process was block or atttack? Why would ubel block therefore I should attack. The next turn oh crap ubel attacked

sick plank Apr 18, 2026, 10:53 AM

Last Stand?

static moss Apr 18, 2026, 10:54 AM

me when the stand comes at last

spark rapidsBOT Apr 18, 2026, 10:54 AM

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Stark (Starlight) used Block + 8!

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Stark (Starlight) prepares to block an attack!

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgTrueDef 36 TrueDEF! Stark (Starlight)'s new TrueDEF: 36

Übel (Memeburger) can't cut through this!

Übel (Memeburger) used 🕙 Wait!

Übel (Memeburger) waited it out! All cards in Übel (Memeburger)'s hand are empowered!

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgHp 10 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 32.14

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Übel (Memeburger) is being reckless.

Übel (Memeburger) lost tcgHp 2 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 30.14

Stark (Starlight) lost tcgTrueDef 36 TrueDEF! Stark (Starlight)'s new TrueDEF: 0

sick plank Apr 18, 2026, 10:54 AM

lol

spark rapidsBOT Apr 18, 2026, 10:54 AM

Turn 22

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: 30.14/90
ATK: 27
DEF: 14
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 47
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
  Active Pile: 4 Cards Discard Pile: 6 Cards
  Timed effects:
Rushdown (1 turn):
- Increases SPD by 18 for 4 turns. Attacks will not miss

Stark (Starlight) ⠀

HP: 21.8/125
ATK: 30.1
DEF: 32.1
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 30.6
Ability: Bravest Coward - 8
- Using attacks while your (Resolve) is negative reduces its DMG by 20%.
  Using attacks while your (Resolve) is positive increases its DMG by 20%.
  Your attacks stay the same when your (Resolve) is 0.
  Active Pile: 9 Cards Discard Pile: 1 Card

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Übel (Memeburger) used 🕙 Wait!

Übel (Memeburger) waited it out! All cards in Übel (Memeburger)'s hand are empowered!

Übel (Memeburger) gained tcgHp 10 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 40.14

Stark (Starlight) used Concentration + 8!

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Stark (Starlight) concentrates on the battle.

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgSpeed 5.4 SPD! Stark (Starlight)'s new SPD: 36

Stark (Starlight) gained tcgAbility 2 Ability Counter! Stark (Starlight)'s new Ability Counter: 10

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Übel (Memeburger) is being reckless.

Übel (Memeburger) lost tcgHp 2 HP! Übel (Memeburger)'s new HP: 38.14

Übel (Memeburger) retreats.

Übel (Memeburger) lost tcgSpeed 18 SPD! Übel (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 29

Turn 23

Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: 38.14/90
ATK: 27
DEF: 14
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 29
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
  Active Pile: 4 Cards Discard Pile: 6 Cards

Stark (Starlight) ⠀

HP: 21.8/125
ATK: 30.1
DEF: 32.1
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 36
Ability: Bravest Coward - 10
- Using attacks while your (Resolve) is negative reduces its DMG by 20%.
  Using attacks while your (Resolve) is positive increases its DMG by 20%.
  Your attacks stay the same when your (Resolve) is 0.
  Active Pile: 8 Cards Discard Pile: 2 Cards

sick plank Apr 18, 2026, 10:54 AM

Okay now you outspeed

spark rapidsBOT Apr 18, 2026, 10:55 AM

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Stark (Starlight) used Axe Swipe + 12!

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Stark (Starlight) lost tcgHp 5 HP! Stark (Starlight)'s new HP: 16.8

Stark (Starlight) swiped his axe!

Stark (Starlight) attacks Übel (Memeburger) for 39.86 damage! Übel (Memeburger) has -1.72 left!

Stark (Starlight) is wide-open!

Übel (Memeburger) has been defeated!

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Übel (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: -1.72/90
ATK: 27
DEF: 14
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 29
Ability: Reckless - 0
- Übel's slashing attacks ignore 100% the opponent's defense stats, but are blocked by defensive moves.
  Active Pile: 3 Cards Discard Pile: 7 Cards

Stark (Starlight) ⠀

HP: 16.8/125
ATK: 30.1
DEF: 32.1
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 36
Ability: Bravest Coward - 10
- Using attacks while your (Resolve) is negative reduces its DMG by 20%.
  Using attacks while your (Resolve) is positive increases its DMG by 20%.
  Your attacks stay the same when your (Resolve) is 0.
  Active Pile: 7 Cards Discard Pile: 3 Cards