Ranked TCG Game Thread: Memeburger vs Starlight (ID: 1495000143190036613)

[final helm]

🔴 Ban phase started! Each player may ban 1 character.

🟢 No characters were banned this match.

Memeburger rolled the dice from their favourite characters and got Methode!

Starlight selected Methode!

Turn 1

Methode (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 100/100
• ATK: 12
• DEF: 12
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 10
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 10 Cards Discard Pile: 0 Card

Methode (Starlight) ⠀

• HP: 100/100
• ATK: 12
• DEF: 12
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 10
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 10 Cards Discard Pile: 0 Card

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Methode (Starlight) used Discard!

Methode (Starlight) gained 1 ATK! Methode (Starlight)'s new ATK: 13

Methode (Starlight) gained 1 DEF! Methode (Starlight)'s new DEF: 13

Methode (Starlight) gained 1 SPD! Methode (Starlight)'s new SPD: 11

All cards in Methode (Starlight)'s hand are empowered!

Methode (Memeburger) used Hypnotic Compulsion + 2!

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Methode (Memeburger) hypnotizes Methode (Starlight).

Methode (Starlight) lost 2.4 ATK! Methode (Starlight)'s new ATK: 10.6

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Turn 2

Methode (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 100/100
• ATK: 12
• DEF: 12
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 10
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 9 Cards Discard Pile: 1 Card

Methode (Starlight) ⠀

• HP: 100/100
• ATK: 10.6
• DEF: 13
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 11
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 6 Cards Discard Pile: 4 Cards
Timed effects:

• Compelled (1 turn):
  • Use your last used move next turn.

Methode (Starlight) skips this turn!

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Methode (Memeburger) used Spot Weakness + 1!

Methode (Memeburger) is on the lookout for Methode (Starlight)'s weaknesses.

Methode (Memeburger) gained 3.3 SPD! Methode (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 13.3

Methode (Memeburger) gained 3.3 ATK! Methode (Memeburger)'s new ATK: 15.3

Methode (Memeburger) scans for an opening.

Methode (Starlight) used 🕙 Wait!

Methode (Starlight) waited it out! All cards in Methode (Starlight)'s hand are empowered!

Methode (Starlight) gained 10 HP! Methode (Starlight)'s new HP: 100

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Turn 3

Methode (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 100/100
• ATK: 15.3
• DEF: 12
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 13.3
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 8 Cards Discard Pile: 2 Cards

Methode (Starlight) ⠀

• HP: 100/100
• ATK: 10.6
• DEF: 13
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 11
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 6 Cards Discard Pile: 4 Cards

[slender aspen]

I’m curious if meme pulls the same play

[final helm]

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Methode (Memeburger) used Discard!

Methode (Memeburger) gained 1 ATK! Methode (Memeburger)'s new ATK: 16.3

Methode (Memeburger) gained 1 DEF! Methode (Memeburger)'s new DEF: 13

Methode (Memeburger) gained 1 SPD! Methode (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 14.3

All cards in Methode (Memeburger)'s hand are empowered!

Methode (Starlight) used Discard!

Methode (Starlight) gained 1 ATK! Methode (Starlight)'s new ATK: 11.6

Methode (Starlight) gained 1 DEF! Methode (Starlight)'s new DEF: 14

Methode (Starlight) gained 1 SPD! Methode (Starlight)'s new SPD: 12

All cards in Methode (Starlight)'s hand are empowered!

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Turn 4

Methode (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 100/100
• ATK: 16.3
• DEF: 13
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 14.3
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 4 Cards Discard Pile: 6 Cards

Methode (Starlight) ⠀

• HP: 100/100
• ATK: 11.6
• DEF: 14
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 12
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 1 Card Discard Pile: 9 Cards

[rose ibex]

You know I will

[slender aspen]

lol

[final helm]

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Methode (Memeburger) used Polymath + 3!

Methode (Memeburger) taps into her studies. Methode (Memeburger) redrew her hand.

Methode (Memeburger) gained 1.3 ATK! Methode (Memeburger)'s new ATK: 17.6

Methode (Memeburger) gained 1.3 DEF! Methode (Memeburger)'s new DEF: 14.3

Methode (Memeburger) gained 1.3 SPD! Methode (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 15.6

Methode (Starlight) used Discard!

Methode (Starlight) gained 1 ATK! Methode (Starlight)'s new ATK: 12.6

Methode (Starlight) gained 1 DEF! Methode (Starlight)'s new DEF: 15

Methode (Starlight) gained 1 SPD! Methode (Starlight)'s new SPD: 13

All cards in Methode (Starlight)'s hand are empowered!

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Turn 5

Methode (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 100/100
• ATK: 17.6
• DEF: 14.3
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 15.6
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 8 Cards Discard Pile: 2 Cards
Timed effects:

• Polymath (1 turn):
  • Roll an extra die this turn.

Methode (Starlight) ⠀

• HP: 100/100
• ATK: 12.6
• DEF: 15
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 13
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 8 Cards Discard Pile: 2 Cards

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Methode (Memeburger) used Goddess' Healing Magic + 0!

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Methode (Memeburger) calls upon the Goddess for recovery.

Methode (Memeburger) gained 10 HP! Methode (Memeburger)'s new HP: 100

Methode (Memeburger) scans for a resting spot.

Methode (Starlight) used Spot Weakness + 2!

Methode (Starlight) is on the lookout for Methode (Memeburger)'s weaknesses.

Methode (Starlight) gained 3.6 SPD! Methode (Starlight)'s new SPD: 16.6

Methode (Starlight) gained 3.6 ATK! Methode (Starlight)'s new ATK: 16.2

Methode (Starlight) scans for an opening.

Methode (Memeburger) made use of the room the opponent gave her to steel herself.

Methode (Memeburger) gained 5 HP! Methode (Memeburger)'s new HP: 100

Methode (Memeburger) gained 3 DEF! Methode (Memeburger)'s new DEF: 17.3

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Turn 6

Methode (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 100/100
• ATK: 17.6
• DEF: 17.3
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 15.6
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 7 Cards Discard Pile: 3 Cards

Methode (Starlight) ⠀

• HP: 100/100
• ATK: 16.2
• DEF: 15
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 16.6
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 7 Cards Discard Pile: 3 Cards

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Methode (Starlight) used Hypnotic Compulsion + 3!

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Methode (Starlight) hypnotizes Methode (Memeburger).

Methode (Memeburger) lost 2.6 ATK! Methode (Memeburger)'s new ATK: 15

Methode (Memeburger) used Spot Weakness + 1!

Methode (Memeburger) is on the lookout for Methode (Starlight)'s weaknesses.

Methode (Memeburger) gained 3.3 SPD! Methode (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 18.9

Methode (Memeburger) gained 3.3 ATK! Methode (Memeburger)'s new ATK: 18.3

Methode (Memeburger) scans for an opening.

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Turn 7

Methode (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 100/100
• ATK: 18.3
• DEF: 17.3
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 18.9
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 6 Cards Discard Pile: 4 Cards
Timed effects:

• Compelled (1 turn):
  • Use your last used move next turn.

Methode (Memeburger) skips this turn!

Methode (Starlight) ⠀

• HP: 100/100
• ATK: 16.2
• DEF: 15
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 16.6
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 6 Cards Discard Pile: 4 Cards

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Methode (Starlight) used Goddess' Healing Magic + 3!

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Methode (Starlight) calls upon the Goddess for recovery.

Methode (Starlight) gained 13 HP! Methode (Starlight)'s new HP: 100

Methode (Starlight) scans for a resting spot.

Methode (Memeburger) used Goddess' Healing Magic + 0!

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Methode (Memeburger) calls upon the Goddess for recovery.

[rocky agate]

this is getting confusing

[final helm]

Methode (Memeburger) gained 10 HP! Methode (Memeburger)'s new HP: 100

Methode (Memeburger) scans for a resting spot.

Methode (Starlight) made use of the room the opponent gave her to steel herself.

Methode (Starlight) gained 6.5 HP! Methode (Starlight)'s new HP: 100

Methode (Starlight) gained 3.9 DEF! Methode (Starlight)'s new DEF: 18.9

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Turn 8

Methode (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 100/100
• ATK: 18.3
• DEF: 17.3
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 18.9
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 6 Cards Discard Pile: 4 Cards

Methode (Starlight) ⠀

• HP: 100/100
• ATK: 16.2
• DEF: 18.9
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 16.6
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 5 Cards Discard Pile: 5 Cards

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Methode (Memeburger) used Polymath + 7!

Methode (Memeburger) taps into her studies. Methode (Memeburger) redrew her hand.

Methode (Memeburger) gained 1.7 ATK! Methode (Memeburger)'s new ATK: 20

Methode (Memeburger) gained 1.7 DEF! Methode (Memeburger)'s new DEF: 19

Methode (Memeburger) gained 1.7 SPD! Methode (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 20.6

Methode (Starlight) used Scatter Shot + 7!

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Methode (Starlight) lost 6 HP! Methode (Starlight)'s new HP: 94

Methode (Starlight) fires a scatter shot!

Methode (Starlight) attacks Methode (Memeburger) for 4.00 damage! Methode (Memeburger) has 96 left!

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Turn 9

Methode (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 96/100
• ATK: 20
• DEF: 19
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 20.6
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 10 Cards Discard Pile: 0 Card
Timed effects:

• Polymath (1 turn):
  • Roll an extra die this turn.

Methode (Starlight) ⠀

• HP: 94/100
• ATK: 16.2
• DEF: 18.9
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 16.6
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 4 Cards Discard Pile: 6 Cards
Timed effects:

• Scatter Shot (1 turn):
  • Deal 6.8 x2 at the end of your turn.

[dusky oriole]

fat methode?

[final helm]

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Methode (Memeburger) used Discard!

Methode (Memeburger) gained 1 ATK! Methode (Memeburger)'s new ATK: 21

Methode (Memeburger) gained 1 DEF! Methode (Memeburger)'s new DEF: 20

Methode (Memeburger) gained 1 SPD! Methode (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 21.6

All cards in Methode (Memeburger)'s hand are empowered!

Methode (Starlight) used Discard!

Methode (Starlight) gained 1 ATK! Methode (Starlight)'s new ATK: 17.2

Methode (Starlight) gained 1 DEF! Methode (Starlight)'s new DEF: 19.9

Methode (Starlight) gained 1 SPD! Methode (Starlight)'s new SPD: 17.6

All cards in Methode (Starlight)'s hand are empowered!

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Methode (Starlight)'s scatter shots concentrate on Methode (Memeburger)!

Methode (Starlight) attacks Methode (Memeburger) for 4.00 damage! Methode (Memeburger) has 92 left!

[slender aspen]

More like chubby Methode since she can’t bulk in the same way

[final helm]

Methode (Starlight) attacks Methode (Memeburger) for 4.00 damage! Methode (Memeburger) has 88 left!

Turn 10

Methode (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 88/100
• ATK: 21
• DEF: 20
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 21.6
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 6 Cards Discard Pile: 4 Cards

Methode (Starlight) ⠀

• HP: 94/100
• ATK: 17.2
• DEF: 19.9
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 17.6
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 1 Card Discard Pile: 9 Cards

[dusky oriole]

yeah but the idea is similar lol

[final helm]

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Methode (Memeburger) used Hypnotic Compulsion + 3!

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Methode (Memeburger) hypnotizes Methode (Starlight).

Methode (Starlight) lost 2.6 ATK! Methode (Starlight)'s new ATK: 14.6

Methode (Starlight) used Polymath + 2!

Methode (Starlight) taps into her studies. Methode (Starlight) redrew her hand.

Methode (Starlight) gained 1.2 ATK! Methode (Starlight)'s new ATK: 15.8

Methode (Starlight) gained 1.2 DEF! Methode (Starlight)'s new DEF: 21.1

[slender aspen]

But yeah meme pulled this off on me in a different game

[final helm]

Methode (Starlight) gained 1.2 SPD! Methode (Starlight)'s new SPD: 18.8

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Turn 11

Methode (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 88/100
• ATK: 21
• DEF: 20
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 21.6
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 5 Cards Discard Pile: 5 Cards

Methode (Starlight) ⠀

• HP: 94/100
• ATK: 15.8
• DEF: 21.1
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 18.8
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 5 Cards Discard Pile: 5 Cards
Timed effects:

• Compelled (1 turn):
  • Use your last used move next turn.
• Polymath (1 turn):
  • Roll an extra die this turn.

Methode (Starlight) skips this turn!

[dusky oriole]

damn

[final helm]

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Methode (Memeburger) used Goddess' Healing Magic + 2!

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Methode (Memeburger) calls upon the Goddess for recovery.

Methode (Memeburger) gained 12 HP! Methode (Memeburger)'s new HP: 100

Methode (Memeburger) scans for a resting spot.

Methode (Starlight) used Discard!

Methode (Starlight) gained 1 ATK! Methode (Starlight)'s new ATK: 16.8

Methode (Starlight) gained 1 DEF! Methode (Starlight)'s new DEF: 22.1

Methode (Starlight) gained 1 SPD! Methode (Starlight)'s new SPD: 19.8

All cards in Methode (Starlight)'s hand are empowered!

Methode (Memeburger) made use of the room the opponent gave her to steel herself.

Methode (Memeburger) gained 6 HP! Methode (Memeburger)'s new HP: 100

Methode (Memeburger) gained 3.6 DEF! Methode (Memeburger)'s new DEF: 23.6

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Turn 12

Methode (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 100/100
• ATK: 21
• DEF: 23.6
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 21.6
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 4 Cards Discard Pile: 6 Cards

Methode (Starlight) ⠀

• HP: 94/100
• ATK: 16.8
• DEF: 22.1
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 19.8
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 5 Cards Discard Pile: 5 Cards

[slender aspen]

It won’t work against any half decent scaler but against mediocre ones like Methode it is viable

[dusky oriole]

23 def

[dusky oriole]

yeah

[final helm]

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Methode (Memeburger) used Spot Weakness + 3!

Methode (Memeburger) is on the lookout for Methode (Starlight)'s weaknesses.

Methode (Memeburger) gained 3.9 SPD! Methode (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 25.5

Methode (Memeburger) gained 3.9 ATK! Methode (Memeburger)'s new ATK: 24.9

Methode (Memeburger) scans for an opening.

Methode (Starlight) used Polymath + 2!

Methode (Starlight) taps into her studies. Methode (Starlight) redrew her hand.

Methode (Starlight) gained 1.2 ATK! Methode (Starlight)'s new ATK: 18

Methode (Starlight) gained 1.2 DEF! Methode (Starlight)'s new DEF: 23.3

Methode (Starlight) gained 1.2 SPD! Methode (Starlight)'s new SPD: 21

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Turn 13

Methode (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 100/100
• ATK: 24.9
• DEF: 23.6
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 25.5
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 3 Cards Discard Pile: 7 Cards

Methode (Starlight) ⠀

• HP: 94/100
• ATK: 18
• DEF: 23.3
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 21
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 9 Cards Discard Pile: 1 Card
Timed effects:

• Polymath (1 turn):
  • Roll an extra die this turn.

[slender aspen]

I wonder how long the scaling will go?

[final helm]

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Methode (Memeburger) used Reverse Polarity + 8!

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Methode (Memeburger) puts up a reflective barrier.

Methode (Memeburger) gained 36 TrueDEF! Methode (Memeburger)'s new TrueDEF: 36

Methode (Starlight) used Spot Weakness + 2!

Methode (Starlight) is on the lookout for Methode (Memeburger)'s weaknesses.

Methode (Starlight) gained 3.6 SPD! Methode (Starlight)'s new SPD: 24.6

Methode (Starlight) gained 3.6 ATK! Methode (Starlight)'s new ATK: 21.6

Methode (Starlight) scans for an opening.

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Methode (Memeburger) lost 36 TrueDEF! Methode (Memeburger)'s new TrueDEF: 0

[rose ibex]

Whoops, I can't read

[final helm]

Turn 14

Methode (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 100/100
• ATK: 24.9
• DEF: 23.6
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 25.5
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 2 Cards Discard Pile: 8 Cards

Methode (Starlight) ⠀

• HP: 94/100
• ATK: 21.6
• DEF: 23.3
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 24.6
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 8 Cards Discard Pile: 2 Cards

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Methode (Memeburger) used Polymath + 9!

Methode (Memeburger) taps into her studies. Methode (Memeburger) redrew her hand.

Methode (Memeburger) gained 1.9 ATK! Methode (Memeburger)'s new ATK: 26.8

Methode (Memeburger) gained 1.9 DEF! Methode (Memeburger)'s new DEF: 25.5

Methode (Memeburger) gained 1.9 SPD! Methode (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 27.4

Methode (Starlight) used Discard!

Methode (Starlight) gained 1 ATK! Methode (Starlight)'s new ATK: 22.6

Methode (Starlight) gained 1 DEF! Methode (Starlight)'s new DEF: 24.3

Methode (Starlight) gained 1 SPD! Methode (Starlight)'s new SPD: 25.6

All cards in Methode (Starlight)'s hand are empowered!

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Turn 15

Methode (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 100/100
• ATK: 26.8
• DEF: 25.5
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 27.4
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 6 Cards Discard Pile: 4 Cards
Timed effects:

• Polymath (1 turn):
  • Roll an extra die this turn.

Methode (Starlight) ⠀

• HP: 94/100
• ATK: 22.6
• DEF: 24.3
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 25.6
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 5 Cards Discard Pile: 5 Cards

[slender aspen]

Eventually the piercing shots get really big

And with stats being similar it won’t matter much

[final helm]

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Methode (Memeburger) used Spot Weakness + 3!

Methode (Memeburger) is on the lookout for Methode (Starlight)'s weaknesses.

Methode (Memeburger) gained 3.9 SPD! Methode (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 31.3

Methode (Memeburger) gained 3.9 ATK! Methode (Memeburger)'s new ATK: 30.7

Methode (Memeburger) scans for an opening.

Methode (Starlight) used Discard!

Methode (Starlight) gained 1 ATK! Methode (Starlight)'s new ATK: 23.6

Methode (Starlight) gained 1 DEF! Methode (Starlight)'s new DEF: 25.3

Methode (Starlight) gained 1 SPD! Methode (Starlight)'s new SPD: 26.6

All cards in Methode (Starlight)'s hand are empowered!

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Turn 16

Methode (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 100/100
• ATK: 30.7
• DEF: 25.5
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 31.3
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 5 Cards Discard Pile: 5 Cards

Methode (Starlight) ⠀

• HP: 94/100
• ATK: 23.6
• DEF: 25.3
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 26.6
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 2 Cards Discard Pile: 8 Cards

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Methode (Memeburger) used Hypnotic Compulsion + 4!

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Methode (Memeburger) hypnotizes Methode (Starlight).

Methode (Starlight) lost 2.8 ATK! Methode (Starlight)'s new ATK: 20.8

Methode (Starlight) used Polymath + 6!

Methode (Starlight) taps into her studies. Methode (Starlight) redrew her hand.

Methode (Starlight) gained 1.6 ATK! Methode (Starlight)'s new ATK: 22.4

Methode (Starlight) gained 1.6 DEF! Methode (Starlight)'s new DEF: 26.9

Methode (Starlight) gained 1.6 SPD! Methode (Starlight)'s new SPD: 28.2

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Turn 17

Methode (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 100/100
• ATK: 30.7
• DEF: 25.5
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 31.3
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 4 Cards Discard Pile: 6 Cards

Methode (Starlight) ⠀

• HP: 94/100
• ATK: 22.4
• DEF: 26.9
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 28.2
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 6 Cards Discard Pile: 4 Cards
Timed effects:

• Compelled (1 turn):
  • Use your last used move next turn.
• Polymath (1 turn):
  • Roll an extra die this turn.

Methode (Starlight) skips this turn!

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Methode (Memeburger) used Scatter Shot + 11!

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Methode (Memeburger) lost 6 HP! Methode (Memeburger)'s new HP: 94

Methode (Memeburger) fires a scatter shot!

Methode (Memeburger) attacks Methode (Starlight) for 12.20 damage! Methode (Starlight) has 81.8 left!

Methode (Starlight) used Discard!

Methode (Starlight) gained 1 ATK! Methode (Starlight)'s new ATK: 23.4

Methode (Starlight) gained 1 DEF! Methode (Starlight)'s new DEF: 27.9

Methode (Starlight) gained 1 SPD! Methode (Starlight)'s new SPD: 29.2

All cards in Methode (Starlight)'s hand are empowered!

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Turn 18

Methode (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 94/100
• ATK: 30.7
• DEF: 25.5
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 31.3
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 3 Cards Discard Pile: 7 Cards
Timed effects:

• Scatter Shot (1 turn):
  • Deal 8.4 x2 at the end of your turn.

Methode (Starlight) ⠀

• HP: 81.8/100
• ATK: 23.4
• DEF: 27.9
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 29.2
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 6 Cards Discard Pile: 4 Cards

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Methode (Memeburger) used Polymath + 11!

Methode (Memeburger) taps into her studies. Methode (Memeburger) redrew her hand.

Methode (Memeburger) gained 2.1 ATK! Methode (Memeburger)'s new ATK: 32.8

Methode (Memeburger) gained 2.1 DEF! Methode (Memeburger)'s new DEF: 27.6

Methode (Memeburger) gained 2.1 SPD! Methode (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 33.4

Methode (Starlight) used Discard!

Methode (Starlight) gained 1 ATK! Methode (Starlight)'s new ATK: 24.4

Methode (Starlight) gained 1 DEF! Methode (Starlight)'s new DEF: 28.9

Methode (Starlight) gained 1 SPD! Methode (Starlight)'s new SPD: 30.2

All cards in Methode (Starlight)'s hand are empowered!

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Methode (Memeburger)'s scatter shots concentrate on Methode (Starlight)!

Methode (Memeburger) attacks Methode (Starlight) for 12.30 damage! Methode (Starlight) has 69.5 left!

Methode (Memeburger) attacks Methode (Starlight) for 12.30 damage! Methode (Starlight) has 57.2 left!

Turn 19

Methode (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 94/100
• ATK: 32.8
• DEF: 27.6
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 33.4
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 7 Cards Discard Pile: 3 Cards
Timed effects:

• Polymath (1 turn):
  • Roll an extra die this turn.

Methode (Starlight) ⠀

• HP: 57.2/100
• ATK: 24.4
• DEF: 28.9
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 30.2
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 3 Cards Discard Pile: 7 Cards

[rose ibex]

What cards could you possibly be looking for

[final helm]

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Methode (Memeburger) used Hypnotic Compulsion + 4!

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Methode (Memeburger) hypnotizes Methode (Starlight).

Methode (Starlight) lost 2.8 ATK! Methode (Starlight)'s new ATK: 21.6

Methode (Starlight) used Hypnotic Compulsion + 8!

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Methode (Starlight) hypnotizes Methode (Memeburger).

Methode (Memeburger) lost 3.6 ATK! Methode (Memeburger)'s new ATK: 29.2

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Turn 20

Methode (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 94/100
• ATK: 29.2
• DEF: 27.6
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 33.4
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 6 Cards Discard Pile: 4 Cards
Timed effects:

• Compelled (1 turn):
  • Use your last used move next turn.

Methode (Memeburger) skips this turn!

Methode (Starlight) ⠀

• HP: 57.2/100
• ATK: 21.6
• DEF: 28.9
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 30.2
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 2 Cards Discard Pile: 8 Cards
Timed effects:

• Compelled (1 turn):
  • Use your last used move next turn.

Methode (Starlight) skips this turn!

[rocky agate]

this is not a good tradeoff lol

actually maybe it is

[slender aspen]

I wonder if you can softlock the game this way

[final helm]

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Methode (Memeburger) used Polymath + 12!

Methode (Memeburger) taps into her studies. Methode (Memeburger) redrew her hand.

Methode (Memeburger) gained 2.2 ATK! Methode (Memeburger)'s new ATK: 31.4

Methode (Memeburger) gained 2.2 DEF! Methode (Memeburger)'s new DEF: 29.8

Methode (Memeburger) gained 2.2 SPD! Methode (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 35.6

Methode (Starlight) used Discard!

Methode (Starlight) gained 1 ATK! Methode (Starlight)'s new ATK: 22.6

Methode (Starlight) gained 1 DEF! Methode (Starlight)'s new DEF: 29.9

Methode (Starlight) gained 1 SPD! Methode (Starlight)'s new SPD: 31.2

All cards in Methode (Starlight)'s hand are empowered!

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Turn 21

Methode (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 94/100
• ATK: 31.4
• DEF: 29.8
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 35.6
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 0 Card Discard Pile: 10 Cards
Timed effects:

• Polymath (1 turn):
  • Roll an extra die this turn.

Methode (Starlight) ⠀

• HP: 57.2/100
• ATK: 22.6
• DEF: 29.9
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 31.2
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 2 Cards Discard Pile: 8 Cards

[slender aspen]

If you use hypnotic compulsion to force a hypnotic compulsion

[final helm]

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Methode (Memeburger) used Delayed Shot + 13!

Methode (Memeburger) lost 8 HP! Methode (Memeburger)'s new HP: 86

Methode (Memeburger) fires a delayed shot!

Methode (Memeburger) attacks Methode (Starlight) for 15.30 damage! Methode (Starlight) has 41.9 left!

Methode (Starlight) used Spot Weakness + 7!

Methode (Starlight) is on the lookout for Methode (Memeburger)'s weaknesses.

Methode (Starlight) gained 5.1 SPD! Methode (Starlight)'s new SPD: 36.3

Methode (Starlight) gained 5.1 ATK! Methode (Starlight)'s new ATK: 27.7

Methode (Starlight) scans for an opening.

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Turn 22

Methode (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 86/100
• ATK: 31.4
• DEF: 29.8
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 35.6
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 10 Cards Discard Pile: 0 Card
Timed effects:

• Delayed Shot (2 turns):
  • Deal 13.8 x2 at the end of timed effect.

Methode (Starlight) ⠀

• HP: 41.9/100
• ATK: 27.7
• DEF: 29.9
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 36.3
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 1 Card Discard Pile: 9 Cards

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Methode (Starlight) used Restraint Magic + 5!

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Methode (Starlight) casts restraint magic on Methode (Memeburger).

Methode (Starlight) lost 3 DEF! Methode (Starlight)'s new DEF: 26.9

Methode (Memeburger) lost 6 ATK! Methode (Memeburger)'s new ATK: 25.4

Methode (Memeburger) lost 6 DEF! Methode (Memeburger)'s new DEF: 23.8

Methode (Memeburger) lost 6 SPD! Methode (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 29.6

[rocky agate]

I finally have more speed

[final helm]

Methode (Memeburger) used Goddess' Healing Magic + 3!

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Methode (Memeburger) calls upon the Goddess for recovery.

Methode (Memeburger) gained 13 HP! Methode (Memeburger)'s new HP: 99

Methode (Memeburger) scans for a resting spot.

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Turn 23

Methode (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 99/100
• ATK: 25.4
• DEF: 23.8
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 29.6
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 9 Cards Discard Pile: 1 Card
Timed effects:

• Delayed Shot (1 turn):
  • Deal 13.8 x2 at the end of timed effect.
• Restrained (2 turns):
  • ATK-6, DEF-6, SPD-6.

Methode (Starlight) ⠀

• HP: 41.9/100
• ATK: 27.7
• DEF: 26.9
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 36.3
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 0 Card Discard Pile: 10 Cards
Timed effects:

• Restraint Magic (2 turns):
  • DEF-3

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Methode (Starlight) used Scatter Shot + 20!

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Methode (Starlight) lost 6 HP! Methode (Starlight)'s new HP: 35.9

Methode (Starlight) fires a scatter shot!

Methode (Starlight) attacks Methode (Memeburger) for 15.90 damage! Methode (Memeburger) has 83.1 left!

Methode (Memeburger) used Piercing Shot + 11!

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Methode (Memeburger) lost 10 HP! Methode (Memeburger)'s new HP: 73.1

Methode (Memeburger) fires a direct shot!

Methode (Memeburger) attacks Methode (Starlight) for 17.40 damage! Methode (Starlight) has 18.5 left!

The shot pierces the opponent!

Methode (Memeburger) attacks Methode (Starlight) for 22.45 damage! Methode (Starlight) has -3.95 left!

Methode (Starlight) has been defeated!

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Methode (Memeburger) ⠀

• HP: 73.1/100
• ATK: 25.4
• DEF: 23.8
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 29.6
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 8 Cards Discard Pile: 2 Cards
Timed effects:

• Delayed Shot (1 turn):
  • Deal 13.8 x2 at the end of timed effect.
• Restrained (2 turns):
  • ATK-6, DEF-6, SPD-6.

Methode (Starlight) ⠀

• HP: -3.95/100
• ATK: 27.7
• DEF: 26.9
• TrueDEF: 0
• SPD: 36.3
• Ability: Jack-of-all-trades - 0
  • Roll an extra die

Sub-Ability - "I think you're cute" - ATK+1 and DEF-1 against cute opponents on the first turn.
Active Pile: 10 Cards Discard Pile: 0 Card
Timed effects:

• Restraint Magic (2 turns):
  • DEF-3
• Scatter Shot (2 turns):
  • Deal 12 x2 at the end of your turn.

Game over!