general

[fluid nest]

Yea, but the gene scanner isnt unnecessary locked behind a boss. So that is reasonable. The binoculars arent reasonable. Considering you can find out all the info it gives using dododex and the like

[gloomy sand]

what did i miss

[tiny dirge]

Someone spilt milk

[dense knot]

negativity. nothing important

[fluid nest]

Salty conspiracies

[lethal ruin]

gene scanner is good for traits

not just finding dinos

[gloomy sand]

the usual

[fluid nest]

Exactly, same same

[tiny dirge]

Where did rabbatus go

[hearty lily]

I didn’t know it found Dino’s for the longest 😅

[gloomy sand]

died i ate him

[neon rock]

@lethal ruin way too many creatures spawns in one spot. It now is overloading the game in that area and it's making the game crash. It wasn't like this before and I have had my base here for a long time now I can't even go to my base because of all the creatures over spawning. I counted over 100 creatures in one spot and of course it's right by my base

[tiny dirge]

Must’ve got anti meshed

Fly high rabbatus

[warm horizon]

Dats good soup

[lethal ruin]

perhaps do a dino wipe and see if that helps

[gloomy sand]

very gud soup

[dense knot]

Did you try making a ticket for it?

[neon rock]

@lethal ruin tried it after a while it happens again making it impossible to be near my base

[gloomy sand]

the only overspawn i know are the penguins on the center. I dont think there are any other overspawns on other maps so probably a mod issue (?)

[dense knot]

Just an idea. I be in my own worlddd

[gloomy sand]

must be funny there

[dense knot]

[tiny dirge]

You counted 100 without crashing?

You should try dino wiping then placing foundations at that spot

[warm horizon]

Is it your own Singleplayer, an Unofficial?

[neon rock]

@tiny dirge it only crashes if I open my inventory or if I open any inventory at my base. Opening any inventory there will crash it as long as all the creatures are there. If I wipe them out my inventory and all inventories like boxes and stuff will work fine for about 2 minutes before they all spawn back in again

[gloomy sand]

[tiny dirge]

Gotta be

[neon rock]

@tiny dirge not single player it's official server everyone is crashing over there.

[fluid nest]

Slap my knee Bulbasaur

[warm horizon]

Sounds like a good time to block some spawns then.

[tiny dirge]

Yeah try blocking spawns weird I don’t think spawns like that happen every 2 minutes tho

Must be a pve thing

[fluid nest]

My server has packs of Acros Spawning

[lethal ruin]

@warm horizon went through all the mods and none crashed the rag server

[warm horizon]

Hmmm. And can you now get into the other map?

[lethal ruin]

oet me see

[lethal ruin]

nope

[arctic trellis]

where can i msge problems im having with my game?

[warm horizon]

Which map is it?

[lethal ruin]

astraeos

[final fable]

can anyone help im new

im on evolved

[unreal otter]

acros on rex spawn?

[lethal ruin]

what you need help with

[lethal ruin]

yes and redwood

[final fable]

i just dont know what to do

[warm horizon]

Of course the most memory intensive map xD Have you tried to power cycle the system to clear the cache in case its full? Turn the xbox off, unplug from power for a bit, plus back in and power on. Keep unplugged like 30seconds-minute

[final fable]

im lost

[lethal ruin]

ive recently deleted all the save files and mods

wouldnt that be the same?

[lethal ruin]

you have no understanding of the game?

[keen venture]

someone has too many mods

[keen venture]

define lost

[final fable]

none i got it for my friend but he dichted me

[warm horizon]

Thats hard storage space, not persistent memory space 😛 Its an issue most people run into if they dont power down their system often

[lethal ruin]

oh.. makes sense, i sometimes use my xbox as a heater !!

[daring turret]

Okay is there a way to turn off this stupid 3x damage debuff in single player for the titans? It is an annoying thing that trivializes the game and makes all the preparation and challenge pointless

[keen venture]

the cache is storage. just.. the xbox runs windows, and windows really does not like running long-term

[lethal ruin]

so i unplug from the wall

for a minute

[keen venture]

(tech pedantry: no such thing as "persistent memory" unless you have an extremely exotic system with highly endangered XPoint NAND DIMMS)

[keen venture]

🤔 no

[lethal ruin]

thats what he said 🧐🧐

[warm horizon]

Its that or walking him through the steps in the settings

Lol

[lethal ruin]

what are the steps in settings

[keen venture]

unplugging it does literally nothing, software-wise

[warm horizon]

Power down device, unplug for a bit, plug in and power up Or Settings > Devices & Connections > Blu-ray > Persistent Storage and select "Clear persistent storage".

[keen venture]

clear cache, make it do a full restart instead of suspend

[elder nebula]

I mean it is satisfying in a way lol

[keen venture]

it does the same hibernation crap windows does where it suspends memory to a file and slowly gets more and more lobotomized

[lethal ruin]

i think i did this a couple weeks ago

it didnt do anything

[final fable]

so any help

[lethal ruin]

ive done it again, ill see if it works now

[warm horizon]

Well, if those steps dont work, then someone else can step in and see if they have any tips or tricks. Otherwise its sounding like a corrupt save file

[lethal ruin]

what do you need help with

[mild urchin]

[elder nebula]

If fluff can't help, I am of no use 🙂

[fluid nest]

Long neck bottle, let go only my hand, hey jukebox dont start playing that song again, cus theres a girl at home who loves me, and she wont understand. Long neck bottle, let go of my hand

[final fable]

everything

[fluid nest]

Do you know how to play Minecraft

[gray shard]

Great. Astraeos 5966 is down again. Another 30 plus minute wait for it to come up again. 😳😢

[warm horizon]

#server-reports

[final fable]

yeah

[gray shard]

I filed reports it doesn’t come up any faster. Nor have they done anything to fix the issue.

[fluid nest]

Same same

[gray shard]

This has been going on for a better part of the year

[fluid nest]

Punch trees, collect rocks. Level up, unlock engrams

[fluid nest]

Sounds like you have too much shit going on on the server. Thats whats causing it

[dense knot]

[warm horizon]

I legit had to leave Astraeos Official due to the issues cause by massive player builds, the pillars everywhere, the mass breeders... No regerts

[native scarab]

Is there a reason upload timers say a zillion days ( 176) but its only three days? Rip traited 450 ankys and my kark mr jankylegs. 🥹

[gray shard]

I know it doesn’t help that there are tribes. I can’t read their names because of the different language. Leaving out like 200 wyvern’s, Carchar or other animals. 24/7 Can’t be helping the issue. 😳

[sacred field]

I'm genuinely looking forward to when another map comes out everyone is excited about so they all move eventually and I can play on official astraeos more

[warm horizon]

Bet they also have a box of cloners as well

[warm horizon]

I'm glad people hate LC lol

[sacred field]

I'm nervous, bout to do a transfer to extinction for a night of taminggg

[wary slate]

Im glad theyre not on extinction too

[median shore]

quick someone deploy a server patch

[warm horizon]

Patch Notes: Fixed an Exploit

[sacred field]

Patch Notes: Screw you and your kibble

[fluid nest]

You would stone a cage?

[dusty fractal]

you know i understand tribe tame limit but ill never understand how a server can get tame capped so bad you cant even breed dinos

[fluid nest]

Ppl are inconsiderate

[fickle wave]

Is the tame cap because dinos are not cryoed?

[warm horizon]

Most them box tribes have like 5 bases with 5 accounts built across the areas for their irregal businesses

[dusty fractal]

and have smelly chairs

[sacred field]

Gnarly

[gray shard]

Patch notes: wipe map and characters

[fickle wave]

Damn box builders… learn other shapes smh

[fluid nest]

That are half absorbed into their butts

[warm horizon]

Seems like a good spot to be stone.

[dusty fractal]

exactly that

[fluid nest]

Sold. Ill do it, CAGE ME

[warm horizon]

Come on by

laces stone with x100 narcotics and gets the fluffy cuffs from valentines day ready

[sacred field]

Oh no

[warm horizon]

Gonna keep me a Squirrel in a cage :3

[dusty fractal]

Patch notes: Added breeding chambers so servers dont cap

[warm horizon]

Keep it fed with the bobs that come begging for gear x3

[tiny dirge]

Patch notes: there are no patch notes just wanted to check up on you :3

[median shore]

do not diss my cube

[warm horizon]

Is it a Hypercube?

[bright briar]

So hyper. Or is it hype?

[warm horizon]

I sure wouldnt be hyped about being placed in the Hypercube lol

[gray shard]

5966 still down

[sacred field]

I made itttt

[warm horizon]

Cube 2: Hypercube, and the first movie The Cube were underrated as hell xP

[winged trench]

Are the (anti) spam bots working with the recent update? Or are we still plagued with them?

[tiny dirge]

They have perished

Thanks to dooly

[sacred field]

Time to nab me some cute lil thorny dragons. See you all later!! Have funnnn

[fluid nest]

Love those little buggers. Their growl is so cute

[dusky kettle]

The snow mountains on astra look like they have party lights

[sacred field]

GUYS all the kibble I though I lost was in my extinction fridge!

Jackpotttt

[fluid nest]

I get A HOUSE?!?! YES

[sacred field]

Literally crap ton of tranq darts too

I gotta stop eating so many gummies and then going to bed

🤣🤣🤣

[warm horizon]

Well duh, I gotta drop the bobs into a place where its safe for me to open the cage during feeding hours 😛

[tiny dirge]

Leave the bobs alone 🥀

[warm horizon]

Maybe make a shoot and plank to whip them off of so they take some fall damage to tenderize..... that way I can build a nice big hunting grounds for ya.... Enrichment is needed after all

[fluid nest]

I need the lace shirt and the bear heart undies

[warm horizon]

Gotchu.

[dusky kettle]

Sweeettt

[fluid nest]

Get it ready for me tomorrow and ill jump in

[warm horizon]

Ill have it ready tonight.

[fluid nest]

Im a good 5 hours away from being able to play. And then ill be drinking

[elder nebula]

Lace shirt is amazing

[fluid nest]

Heart glasses, lace shirt, bear heart undies is my go to

[elder nebula]

I wear it with the dapper pants lol

[warm horizon]

Might even give ya a club so you can play with your food xP

[swift gorge]

Nightly reminder:
ASA is better than ASE

[sly imp]

No need to remind people,they know the truth

[mental aurora]

If that were the case why is there still more players on ase

[stark sand]

there isnt

[mental aurora]

Asa glazer

[stark sand]

just facts lol

[sly imp]

ASA has 30k ase 13k

[scarlet storm]

Is anyone having problems where the game keeps crashing

[sly imp]

Everyone

[mental aurora]

Actually less

[sly imp]

25k 12,5k

[mental aurora]

You have to take into account the spam bots

[stark sand]

actually asa higher

[mental aurora]

That obviously effects the count

[stark sand]

42k on asa atm

[proper bison]

rag, abb and l ost colony wont even update for me so i wouldnt know lmao, giving an "error" when updating, guess ill uninstall and resinstall.....

[stark sand]

per ark status

[dusky kettle]

There is some majoryly weird visual glitches particularly when it rains on a few maps. Seeong more and more.

[stark sand]

Why ur name white noww

[sly imp]

Why care which game is better as long as I’m having fun?

[dusky kettle]

Cuz. Im special. 🤣

[sly imp]

SHe has no roles

[warm horizon]

The spam bots that got banned?

[fluid nest]

Oh yea, sure. Thats why. No other reason

[dusky kettle]

And not a she.

[stark sand]

She but she used too

[surreal cliff]

Just wanted to let everyone know I got the Titano tamed on official PVE FINALLY!

[mental aurora]

Since when? They still be coming online

[sly imp]

My Bad

[stark sand]

Hold up say just joined lol wtf

[dusky kettle]

It wouldnt let me get rid of em til today after like 15x dropping the server. It was only way it would let me.

[elder nebula]

Cannons?

[warm horizon]

How would you know if youre on ASE

[mental aurora]

???

[stark sand]

Ohh hahah okayy makes lil more sense now
Thought inwas goin crazy

[mental aurora]

I never said im on ase

[dusky kettle]

Im.special isnt reason enough? Cant help its special in bad ways. 🤣

[mental aurora]

💀 where did u get that from

[dusky kettle]

Nice!! Congrats!!

[fluid nest]

As special as a glazed donut

[median shore]

is this implying asa has over 13k spam bots logged in via steam?

[dusky kettle]

Oof. Rude.

[swift gorge]

There’s not

[mental aurora]

Idk the numbers

No one does

[median shore]

you just don’t like them, so you disagree. i understand

[fluid nest]

I love donuts so.....

[elder nebula]

There’s always atleast one 😂

[surreal cliff]

I started with 2 cannons on a quetz.. got it to 18k out of 25k torpor and I couldnt get it to take another shot forever even smacking it dead in the forehead wouldn't take torpor... tried for hours, read on dododex tek tape saddle could work tried that nothing... then tried rockets and it gained some torpor.. .was literal hell with lag, moving its head at the last second etc used 200 cannon balls from shots just not registering and when it finished was about 250 rockets as well and took LITERALLY 10 hours... so glad thats done lol

[mental aurora]

Like what?

[dusky kettle]

I prefer to think of myself like the extra special donuts you can get at holidays. Best enjoyed once a year.

[elder nebula]

Wowza good job on that lol I would have given up haha

[dusky kettle]

Same 🤣 i dont not have the patience or attention span 🤣

[fluid nest]

The ones feom boston?

[surreal cliff]

was so much resources but figured if im ever gonna tame one might as well be one with some color xD was thousands of metal and a bunch of tek and poly too at first I was shooting from my griffin then finished it just tek hovering the last hour or so lol was brutal

[dusky kettle]

I see where you are going with this... 😂

[elder nebula]

Now you get to mark that off the ark check list

[surreal cliff]

was also done completely solo ....

[dusky kettle]

Kudos to you dude.

[elder nebula]

That’s impressive 🫡

I’d suggest getting a taxidermy haha

[ripe pine]

6040 broken

[surreal cliff]

I havent even eaten today lmao was so focused trying to get it down... finally about to eat lmao just glad i never have to do it again... thats a good idea!! definitely need taxidermy lol I actually left it many times to go craft more rockets or cannon balls and even had to sever swap multiple times to transfer resources im SOOOOOOOO GLAD thats over WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[elder nebula]

Also go eat something haha you earned it

[fluid nest]

EAT DEEZ...... SAMMICHES

[surreal cliff]

🥳

[tiny dirge]

Big sandwich

[sinful prawn]

eat these tidepods ?

[dusky kettle]

Oooh reminds me i got some turkey and swiss cold cuts. I might be havin me a sandwich.

[fluid nest]

Damnit. I want a sammich now

[elder nebula]

I want 2 more ossidons to have 135 plus babies so i dont actually need to tame the fuckers

[fluid nest]

Cant, im a millennial. Not my cultures food

[tiny dirge]

🥀

[fluid nest]

But wont they be limited to 135

[echo stratus]

When does event end?

[elder nebula]

its for the milestone

[tiny dirge]

15th

[fluid nest]

Oh, fair. Murk those babies after

[elder nebula]

check for traits first :p but yeah

[fluid nest]

Rip

[tiny dirge]

Rip in piece

[fluid nest]

Rip my sammiches

[molten dagger]

what kind of sammitch we talkin?

[fluid nest]

Man Handler Sammich

[molten dagger]

now thats a big sammich

[fluid nest]

Local deli shop near my place has that. So good

With burritos the size of my forearm 🥹

[molten dagger]

local delis are the best

[fluid nest]

10 bucks too

[low quest]

whats better acro or rex for boss fights for alpha

[fluid nest]

I dont think acros have been tested yet

[low quest]

so prolly the rexes?

[fluid nest]

So..... figure it out yourself?

Your guess is as good as mine

Rex is easier to tame but Acro has a rage ability

[elder nebula]

the right answer is Theris

[dusky kettle]

Acros can go into boss. Dobi kniw if all? No but they can go into at least a few arenas

[scenic jetty]

[dusky kettle]

I hate theri and acro so i vote rex 🤣

[fluid nest]

Prove you can read

[sinful prawn]

velos 🤓

[fluid nest]

Theri my favorite tho

[dusky kettle]

Whats this mean?

[low quest]

mine rex base stats aree 9500 health and 336 melee is that good?

[fluid nest]

PROOFREAD

[gray prairie]

I’m almost done raising my theris, I got 3 left to hatch 30khp 424md

[dusky kettle]

NO

[fluid nest]

YES

[dusky kettle]

,!,,

🤣🤣🤣

[fluid nest]

Rude

[scenic jetty]

👀

[fluid nest]

SIT AND SPIN

[sinful prawn]

do a hanstand on it

[dusky kettle]

Here win... 🍩 lets keep you calm 😂

[fluid nest]

Mmmmmmm doooooonut

[scenic jetty]

Mmm donuts 🍩 🤤

[fluid nest]

MINE

[wary slate]

🧌

[fluid nest]

HISSES

[scenic jetty]

Nuh uh @dusky kettle didn't feed me one today

[dense knot]

[dusky kettle]

Yep. 1st time seeing you so had to bring the donuts 🤣

[fluid nest]

POPCORN TOO?!?!?

[dense knot]

Brought it for Demon. Back off

[fluid nest]

😭

God damn. I really need my sammiches

[scenic jetty]

Now you're rejected monster 👻

[midnight yew]

Yuh Boi. Just got first place in an ML "tournament"

[wary slate]

Just ate a quesadilla yummy

[clever swift]

is it worth playing ark ascended with an rtx 3060ti?

[fluid nest]

Hangry Monster

[fluid nest]

I play on a 3070TI

[dusky kettle]

I will congratulate though i have no idea what this is.

[midnight yew]

I wrote code and people were like "whaaa"

[clever swift]

So is it worth it?

[fluid nest]

First place in the Man Licker tournament?

[dusky kettle]

Ohhhh nice!!

[fluid nest]

Its gorgeous on mine. So id imagine you can manage

[fallow gulch]

Ahh yes pyromane bolable how genius

[elder nebula]

nah didnt see him there

[clever swift]

are you playing epic settings or what?

[fluid nest]

I was about to say, I dont remember judging him

[fluid nest]

I just let it do its thing. Idk

[wary slate]

Idk but I think it tells you the specs you need before buying on steam

[clever swift]

KK

[median shore]

with 30 series you’d be playing on medium - high settings for 60+ fps

[midnight yew]

Won like $300 for it🫪

[dusky kettle]

Even more congrats!! Woot woot!!!

[midnight yew]

It's not big bucks, but for a fun side project it was cool

[dusky kettle]

Umm. Pardon you. In this day and age that is def like 3 weeks of grocercies in my house 🤣

[shrewd echo]

Happy Easter event with daily updates

[dusky kettle]

So big bucks in my book 🤣

[midnight yew]

Oh fr.

[dense knot]

Happy Easter Event!

[midnight yew]

Imma get me a steak

[dusky kettle]

Treat yourself. You deserve it and can def afford it. 😂

[scenic jetty]

🍩

[solemn gust]

any tips to taming an acro?

[tiny dirge]

🍔

[dusky kettle]

Burn them

[solemn gust]

?

[tiny dirge]

Read it a bedtime story since you can’t knock it out with tranqs

[scenic jetty]

Give it mega rabies @wary slate

🧑‍🔬

[dusky fractal]

some tips on taming acrocantus? ive been trying to do that for hours and its so annoying. i wasted like 600 shotgun bullets on him

[gloomy sand]

[tiny dirge]

What percent shotgun

[celest prawn]

I saw an announcement somewhere about an update that adds grasslands to the dessert in pyranthos on astraeos, now I cant find it. Anyone know where that was?

[plucky flare]

Help please 🙁

[dusky fractal]

221

[umbral willow]

She would

[raw crypt]

Is there any builder or someone who could advise me about a buid i have in mind? To tell me if its possible or event worthy

[plucky flare]

Broken since ghost ai dino update fix bad

[tiny dirge]

If you’re trying to tame a high level one you migjt need a better shotgun but If you don’t want to do that I’d wait for it to clear out area intil you start taming process because you want to be on foot during the process

[sacred field]

Taming on land is so chill now, I feel like I was swinging with a weighted bat being underwater

[fluid nest]

Best way is to make a creative mode single player and try it yourself

[dusky fractal]

i mostly use a pyromane for the tame, and it takes me so much time that even after he cleared the area some dinos spawned

[raw crypt]

Yes i made an sketch but want to ask someone if its worth or not

[tiny dirge]

Have you tried using a paracer

[dusky fractal]

no, why?

[tiny dirge]

Let it aggro on paracer should be ez pz

[dusky fractal]

like to tank him?

but if he attack someone it gives him the andrenaline state

[fluid nest]

I saw a wild paracer activate a lvl 20s roar

[dusky fractal]

and u cant tame him like that

[fluid nest]

Yes you can

[tiny dirge]

You’re supposed to charge his adrenaline state to take him

[dusky fractal]

what

[tiny dirge]

That’s how the taming process works

[dusky fractal]

im confused

[raw crypt]

may i send u the ss and ask u?

[dusky fractal]

can u tell me the best way to tame him?

[fluid nest]

When he roars. You shove biotoxin in his mouth to prevent his adrenaline rush

[tiny dirge]

So damage = percentage towards adrenaline state

You need to build his adrenaline state to activate his roar

[dusky fractal]

yea but when he gets the andrenaline he's not activating the roar

[tiny dirge]

But if you don’t feed during roar he goes into adrenaline

[dusky fractal]

oh ok

[fluid nest]

If he activates his adrenaline you fucked up and have to let him de agro before trying again

[dusky fractal]

so should i do it barefoot or with some other dino?

[wary slate]

🧱 incoming

[fluid nest]

Barefoot is hard mode, so its on you

[tiny dirge]

Anything helps if you can’t shoot off the back of it I was able to tame them just fine while barefoot it’s really simple once defense stance is active

[scenic jetty]

Ow 🤕

[wary slate]

Meant wall but turned to bricks

[dusky fractal]

so which tame is the best? i saw ppl saying u should do it with a tame that u can shoot with a gun on it like thyla or pyromane

[dusky kettle]

Acro bane of my existence.

[tiny dirge]

Those are just for helping your mistakes

Safety nets if you will

[wary slate]

🫳 ⌨️

[tiny dirge]

They both provide the same thing

[fluid nest]

Scaredy cat

[clear kettle]

Hello 👋

[tiny dirge]

Which is getting out of there if you mess it up

[dusky fractal]

and the acro is so random, it happened to me so many times that the acro just disabled the defence stance randomly and it caused him to attack me

[fluid nest]

Sup

[dusky kettle]

If you only knew what i have been through. But you dont.

[dusky kettle]

Nah. Just kill it. 🤣

[tiny dirge]

This is why i recommend getting a high level shotgun

[fluid nest]

Ive murdered a good 50 of them

[gloomy sand]

[dusky kettle]

🤣🤣 small numbers

[tiny dirge]

You’re missing your window to shoot because lack of damage

[dusky fractal]

ok

i think i get it now

tysm!

[wary slate]

Typing a novel

[fluid nest]

Hey, we dont shame small numbers here

[tiny dirge]

No problem

[plucky flare]

our server has not been running right for weeks. I think our serrver hardware is broken. Really really bad. Someone said wc came to our server before and fixed things and upgraded our hardware can QA join during peak times and troubleshoot. After corruption server not running right. Help please. Our server is dying because of this. Its tearing community apart. 🙁

[dusky kettle]

No shame involved

[fluid nest]

Build less and put your damn dinos away

[wary slate]

Thought that would have been longer🤣

[tiny dirge]

The great fall of 5961 will shatter the community

I don’t know how I’ll recover

[scenic jetty]

Sounds like someone has 20 cloning chambers

[fluid nest]

With sammiches

[tiny dirge]

Big sammiches

[dusky kettle]

Tbf. I think that was moists old server

[fluid nest]

Man handler sammiches

[wary slate]

That was 5 minutes of typing🤣

[scenic jetty]

[dusky kettle]

Its one of those hardware servers or something like that.

[tiny dirge]

Wc goes to servers to fix them in game what?

[plucky flare]

We do. We are collectivly doing what we can. Something is cooked.

[tiny dirge]

Am I stupid

[dusky kettle]

Yes. Sometimes.

[tiny dirge]

Okay that was a dumb question I meant like “fix their hardware”

[dusky kettle]

Least they come look and see what the issue may be and how bad itvis.

[elder nebula]

And then dollie calls your server chonky 🤣

[dusky kettle]

Possibly. But that one is pretty bad. Like really really bad.

[tiny dirge]

Dollie plays on official pvp

[elder nebula]

Mines probably up there lol

[elder nebula]

Played

[wary slate]

Hardware servers?

[dusky kettle]

5961 is arguably the worst out there. Few astra servers are close but not exactly to its level.

[tiny dirge]

Wonder if it was smalls or 1x

[dusky kettle]

I had ot explained to me but i cant quire bring the answer forward.

[plucky flare]

Our server hardware got fried. They upgraded the hardware gave ne rack.

[elder nebula]

This was about us 😂

[wary slate]

Ok i am just confused. No worries

[dusky kettle]

Yes. Thats it!! In short form

[clever bay]

how often would a dodo lay an egg if i set the interval to 6?

[elder nebula]

That I don’t know actually

[keen venture]

probably too much memory use on the server, node is overloaded

[plucky flare]

We got 64gb but after the data corruption server stopped running smooth.

[tired oxide]

throwback to reservoir tanks on carts @civic bison

[radiant lichen]

Is there anyway to cheese center boss after patch

[keen venture]

"upgraded the hardware" is probably shorthand for "moved that shit to a quieter node"

[tired oxide]

They patched kangaroo?

[radiant lichen]

Yeah

[tiny dirge]

Good

[radiant lichen]

Mother fucker can throw rocks at you now

[tired oxide]

Nah that sucks for unofficial

[tiny dirge]

Time to raise some rexes

[coarse lichen]

Fastest way to get a veilwyn to 100%?

[radiant lichen]

Fuckkk

[elder nebula]

Theris is again the answer 😂

[analog egret]

just found out you can trigger ur own c4 trap

[plucky flare]

Ours also took the longest to uncorrupt.

[dusky kettle]

Kaboom

[tired oxide]

crocs are quicker and easier they can breed UW

[radiant lichen]

Fuck

[umbral willow]

Center bosses are so easy with Rexes

[wary slate]

He's alive

[tired oxide]

ya but in the context of unofficial pvp

the quickest way is like 5-6 crocs and a tamed yuty, maybe a buffer pig and some other bullshit that can just last 2mins

[radiant lichen]

You gonna loan me a few ?

[tired oxide]

those days are over

[radiant lichen]

How much you want ?

[tiny dirge]

Didn’t know g20 played unofficial

[warm horizon]

Oh man. Its weird seeing the server I moved from being screamed about in here

[radiant lichen]

In game trade 😉

[wary slate]

That was your astra server?

[dusky kettle]

I thought that was ypur server.

[tired oxide]

long over, after Ronnie and Super banned me from eliteark for living in ratholes I gave up

[tiny dirge]

What did you do…

[warm horizon]

Yep. 5961 use to be our Tribe hub server. Around Valentines day it got impossible to breed so I moved to LC.

[wary slate]

Lol good choice. I couldn't deal with that either

[umbral willow]

LC maps seems very low populated

[tiny dirge]

Wonder why

[elder nebula]

was alone on mine all day lol

[warm horizon]

Ive had no regerts. But I also am one of the few blessed with no real issues on it

[fluid nest]

Moist broke the server and ran

[radiant lichen]

Anyone got some Rexes I can loan off of them 😉

[umbral willow]

Ours had 5 at the most

[wary slate]

The only servers I play on with a good pop are extinction and rag

[tiny dirge]

Always quick to make messes never around to clean them up 🥀

[warm horizon]

Well now Im curious if we are on the same LC xP

[dusky kettle]

All of mine are good pop. Except abb 🤣

[tiny dirge]

Abb

[umbral willow]

I think LC is just too big of a drift from Ark that people don’t like it

[wary slate]

My abb and se avg 2. I think they both will be booted soon 🤣

[tired oxide]

there’s gonna be like 10 ab servers in total existence in a year

[dusky kettle]

My last abb server was

[tiny dirge]

Yeah like 2493

[umbral willow]

I hope not. Evil people on my LC server

[warm horizon]

I mean, Im there (honestly, my LC server is chill af.)

[wary slate]

Ill miss my pretty base but I really cant play on it other than do the ascension because I dc on that map

[dusky kettle]

<--- is in fact NOT on bacons server

[tired oxide]

I already lost 1163 after begging fk ab

[dusky kettle]

Oof. I just go for venom most days.

[umbral willow]

I’d leave if you were

[tiny dirge]

Abb got like one cave

[wary slate]

Yeah getting venom will suck when mine is deleted 🤣

[dusky kettle]

Im gonna go to a reaper trap server 🤣

[umbral willow]

@vivid totem 😏

[sinful prawn]

this an invite ?

[tiny dirge]

Empty server

[sinful prawn]

mhmm

ripe for taking

[fluid nest]

Ripe to Become CHAOS ALPHA

[sinful prawn]

que

[fluid nest]

Porque?

[warm horizon]

Gonna move there tonight.

[tiny dirge]

I wouldn’t advise it

[sinful prawn]

porqupine?

[wary slate]

All move to save the server

[tiny dirge]

Kinda cramped on ab

[plucky flare]

Its bad, server not even fully crashing. It just drops entire server off every 3 mins to the main min. Bunch of people said they are packing tonight. Been unplayable for weeks. Submitted ticket tonight. At least 40 of us.

[warm horizon]

Everyone bum rush 2493

[wary slate]

Leggooo

[cedar inlet]

Send em to 5951 great server 10/10

[warm horizon]

Trust me bud, I am well aware xD Orphanmakers made its exadus back in the Valentines day event fiasco with the tame cap bs lol

[umbral willow]

I’m on 5961. Very stable, no one join!!

[warm horizon]

And now its just myself and Stony, and hes busy at work

[tiny dirge]

I’m writing these down

[cedar inlet]

Come to 5951 it's much better

[gloomy sand]

let me post that in my announcements channel real quick

[umbral willow]

Are you there?

[wary slate]

Thats a setup

[cedar inlet]

Possibly

[fluid nest]

Im gonna be 😈

[warm horizon]

Gonna leave work and hop over to the remains of the tribe base on 5961 just to spam asparagus at Bacon

[umbral willow]

Then possibly no

[dusky kettle]

I aint tellin no one my astra server.

[wary slate]

I knew it...bacon youre so obvious 🤣

[umbral willow]

What?

[plain creek]

Guys all the splinters are gone

[wary slate]

I knew that question was a setup🤣

[wary slate]

You had splinters?

[umbral willow]

But is the tetanus?

[fluid nest]

Imma find it

[plain creek]

It wasn’t nails

[wary slate]

Thats rusty metal...

[plain creek]

Yeah. In my hands

[fluid nest]

I thought that was why my ears ring

[wary slate]

Ouchy

[dusky kettle]

I prolly told you at some point but we all know youd never. 🤣

[elder nebula]

tinnitus

[umbral willow]

Omg people. Tetanus is not just from rust

[fluid nest]

I smell a challenge

[wary slate]

Lol..thats not why....

[fluid nest]

Thats the joke. Thanks for playing

[blissful portal]

Has anyone noticed that the spawns are messed up? Like in the ocean on ast where alpha mosas and tuesos not spawning and on the island in an artifact cave the meganuras just don't spawn any more?

[elder nebula]

anytime 🙂

[plain creek]

They were the tiny ones that just leave a painful black speck in your finger

[warm horizon]

[wary slate]

No its bacteria I know but common is from metal

[dusky kettle]

I had a 7" fiberglass splinter once. That shizz hurt.

[fluid nest]

pats head affectionately

[wary slate]

Its in soil

[warm horizon]

hisses at affection

[umbral willow]

It’s common from soil and even animal bites

[fluid nest]

O.o

[wary slate]

Read above

Lol

[plain creek]

Rips off hoodie and pulls ears

[fluid nest]

pats head unaffectionatly

[umbral willow]

You mean this? #general message

[wary slate]

The ones after

[dusky kettle]

Good luck. 🤣

[wary slate]

Snartass

[plain creek]

Why are you white

[young yacht]

Goes back to being not a dev cause things in here are weird right now

[warm horizon]

You just cant ask people that god

[dusky kettle]

Why it gotta be said that way.

[elder nebula]

we dont ask that here friend

[umbral willow]

This one is a dev. Ask them to fix stuff!!!

[wary slate]

Still not common to get from wood splinters🤣 unless its covered in dirt

[plain creek]

Her name 😭

[dusky kettle]

No role

[plain creek]

Exactly. Why do you have no role. Have you rejected PlayStation

[umbral willow]

Her name sounds white? Just as bad smh

[plain creek]

Nah it sounds more red and black

[plucky flare]

i got attack by 37 baryoniix's again on lc yesterday. I think so.

[fluid nest]

You did tell me 😈

[dusky kettle]

Ik. But not where my base is. 🤣 and we all know you wont.

[wary slate]

Im confused 😕

[fluid nest]

Hi confused

[umbral willow]

I’m bacon

[dusky kettle]

No. 😂 Just didnt like it. Like no role better

[sinful prawn]

im purple

[umbral willow]

Nurple

[wary slate]

Oh her name is white. Got it

[plain creek]

I miss my red Damned name so much

[fluid nest]

Let her identify as white. Its her right

[dusky kettle]

I am in rl as well. 🤣

[sinful prawn]

can i idetify as an avocado then

[dusky kettle]

Well somewhat white at least 🤣

[dusky kettle]

Sure

[plain creek]

I identify as gray

[gloomy sand]

avocadon't

[wary slate]

I didnt have a role for a long time. Just never bothered

[dusky kettle]

I know. I loved the teal colour i had.

[umbral willow]

How did we get here?
Well, I used to know you so well
Well, how did we get here?
Well, I think I know

[sinful prawn]

whats the plan with the underwater zones sir

prime gacha realestate

[wary slate]

You lost it?

[fluid nest]

Im about to identify as a tree and get the fuck out

[dusky kettle]

Thats leaf

[umbral willow]

Never had it

[elder nebula]

Omg it’s Haley Williams!

[fluid nest]

Thats the joke. Thanks for playing

[wary slate]

True, true

[dusky kettle]

Iknow. But you did it wrong 🤣

[umbral willow]

A person with taste

[gloomy sand]

water

[plain creek]

I’ll identify as an axe to help with that

[sinful prawn]

trees can be killed by a beaver better watch out for those

[fluid nest]

Thats cus theres the meta of expecting it and not getting rhe proper joke joke

[forest lark]

Anyone know is ASA plays better through steam rather then playing it thought Xbox app? Not a huge pc person so don’t know much about how much being able to enable dlss and frame generation would do? Guess I’m wondering if anyone has played on on both launchers and prefers one over the other

[plain creek]

That’s why he’s the best ✋ 😐 🤚

[fluid nest]

Beavers have always been my worse enemy

[dusky kettle]

runs to get her thorny dragons

[sinful prawn]

not the Gen1 looking underwater buble behind the big door 🤔

[fluid nest]

Doesnt really matter. Only difference is xbox app cant do officials pvp servers

[elder nebula]

Steams better just cause of the lack of chat censor tbh

[fluid nest]

Why are you running in place?

[dusky kettle]

Ha ha.

[plain creek]

Playing through steam removes the garbage chat filter that for some reason applies to item search as well. Speaking from experience

[terse crag]

Server lag

[dusky kettle]

Oh i wish i had said that

[forest lark]

like when i try to find my server and it stars it out after 2 letters?

[elder nebula]

I hate playing on my Microsoft account cause of this… I just label everything on my steam account

[plain creek]

Yep. Steam removes that

[wary slate]

Steam is the best for ark

If you have a good pc

[umbral willow]

When Ark for Switch ??

[wary slate]

How the hell would it even run asa

[umbral willow]

Smooth as butter

[elder nebula]

cause its melted lol

[wary slate]

In the garbage

[keen venture]

steam is way less buggy and prone to randomly becoming unplayable

[umbral willow]

So hateful 😞

[sinful prawn]

1 fpw

[keen venture]

uwp/xbox on windows is just a trashfire platform

[dusky kettle]

1100 server ping on my rag 🤣

[wary slate]

I got a switch years ago. I hate them honestly.

[spiral girder]

Pryo on lc boss platform 6389. Put a ticket in but been there for over 24 hrs

[umbral willow]

It’s a me, Mario!!!

[fluid nest]

@viscid fern why did you add me

[forest lark]

i have a 4060 w 32gb of ram i belibe. sound like itd be worth it to buy ark while it on sale on steam and give it a shot

[wary slate]

Yeah my friend wanted to play one of the monster hunter games and I liked the 2 I played before on ps but hated playing on the switch

[fluid nest]

You should be good to run ark on steam

[wary slate]

Youll have less problems on that than any console or cloud or Microsoft game pass

[sinful prawn]

it will run

[umbral willow]

🙂

Sending secret message to the mods

[fluid nest]

Is it naked Homer again

[sinful prawn]

do they have a deleted messages log chanel on here 🤔

[umbral willow]

I believe so. They can see all deleted messages

[sinful prawn]

would have to be on pc to double check

[wary slate]

Mods can see all

[umbral willow]

Only mods can see that

Not us peons

[leaden path]

Hi bacon im dad

[fluid nest]

The mods can see everything

[umbral willow]

Hello dad. Where’s my allowance?

[forest lark]

they saw my thank you gif🫢

ruh roh

[dusky kettle]

🤣

[leaden path]

I just looked at your room and i cant even SEE the floor- GO CLEAN

[fluid nest]

What you send 👀

[forest lark]

ruh roh raggy

scooby gone

[umbral willow]

Ok. Pls don’t beat me again 😭

[dusky kettle]

Youll be fine 🤣

[leaden path]

That was a love tap!!! do ur chores!!

[fluid nest]

Beat him more Soup 😈

[umbral willow]

I still have bruises

[fluid nest]

Marks of your mistakes😈

[elder nebula]

Guess my server needed a nap lol

[fluid nest]

And I need a shake

[dusky kettle]

It didnt want 5961 to be lonely.

[elder nebula]

not a bad idea tbh

[kind juniper]

it went down? shaggy just said he was waiting to see if it did lol

[elder nebula]

yup lol

[fluid nest]

Damnit. Even the servers are sleeping together.

[rare marlin]

Hi Guys I’m new just wanted to say hi

[sinful prawn]

normal person can see but not read

[undone pier]

does the cryohospital increase the amount of xp gained compared to just regularly being cryod?

[dusky kettle]

Hello mango. Welcome to the asylum

[rare marlin]

Hi demon

[umbral willow]

Welcome to the best place ever!!

[fluid nest]

Hello Mango. Grab a straightjacket

[red glade]

[tiny dirge]

Yes

[umbral willow]

Flaw. Do mods have a channel where all deleted posts go?

[mild urchin]

[rare marlin]

Not to be dumb but what’s a straight jacket?

[red glade]

Yessir

[red glade]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-outside-meme-too-gif-25950526

[umbral willow]

See my secret message?!!!

[kind juniper]

Its also called a "hug yourself jacket"

[terse crag]

I don't know but it's most useful for reducing breed timers

[rare marlin]

Oh I’m dumb

[dusky kettle]

For self love 🤣

[rare marlin]

lol

[elder nebula]

Even self deleted?

[tiny dirge]

Yes

[rare marlin]

So is this like a adult chat thing because I’m not

[leaden path]

Rub sum dirt in it

[red glade]

[dusky kettle]

13+

[visual urchin]

I feel like one of the best uses for a cryohospital is to just store your daily-use tames so that they're always fully healed when you retrieve them.

[elder nebula]

13+

[kind juniper]

To be fair a good bit of us are but we havent matured

[elder nebula]

Noice

[leaden path]

Omg a wild mango!!! My sisters tag is toiletmango lmaoooo

[umbral willow]

Ignore naked Homer. That was Snows fault

[rare marlin]

Ok good I’m 13

[red glade]

mhmm

[visual urchin]

Posting stuff that a 13 year old shouldn't see is a good way to get banned from here, just BTW.

[leaden path]

Everyone be good lol

[terse crag]

They heal fine in a normal cryo. I do hospital them after boss fights though.

[umbral willow]

It is!!!

[rare marlin]

I don’t post stuff I just chat

[visual urchin]

Yeah, you'll be fine then. Welcome, and have a cactus broth!

[red glade]

Snow is mad at me

[tiny dirge]

I don’t chat stuff I just post

[coarse merlin]

how good is the elderclaw is it worth using?

for pve

[umbral willow]

What’d you do?

[kind juniper]

everything

[elder nebula]

Just don’t take the general chat too seriously and you’ll be fine 😛

[rare marlin]

Ok

[red glade]

Unintentional insult via lack of context

[umbral willow]

Ignore the Canadians. They’re odd

[heavy marten]

Hey 5771 has been down for a while on abb, any ideas y?

It was grayed out

[kind juniper]

Cause this is ark

[rare marlin]

I came of off wicked ark server

[visual urchin]

Talking to strangers on the internet?

You should take everything they say completely seriously and uncritically accept everything they tell you as the truth.

[rare marlin]

Have yall heard abt that

[tiny dirge]

Water is spicey

[elder nebula]

This is how I nearly joined a cult 😂

[dusky kettle]

#server-reports

[kind juniper]

Ark is a cult, so you still joined lol

[tiny dirge]

The truth will set you free

[elder nebula]

Good point lol

[red glade]

https://tenor.com/view/corey-vidal-canadian-logic-confounded-canadians-gif-7486822

[gloomy sand]

The loonie tooners

[umbral willow]

Nuh uh

[rare marlin]

Have y’all heard of wicked arc server?

[elder nebula]

Hey we also have toonies

[red glade]

That's what he meant lol

[kind juniper]

Looney Toons

[elder nebula]

Oops

[gloomy sand]

Fixed it my bad

[plain creek]

We have the Loonie Gloons

[umbral willow]

What’s a loonie ? And a toonie?

[gloomy sand]

You wouldn’t believe me

[red glade]

[kind juniper]

[rare marlin]

So do yall have a group sever that yall share or individually server

[kind juniper]

Official servers

[elder nebula]

We’re spread across the arks

[rare marlin]

Ohh

[umbral willow]

I heard they eat poo tin or something

[rare marlin]

Ok just wondering

[waxen tulip]

Looking for a group of xbox players to run sessions with

[red glade]

Yes you do lol

[red glade]

Try in #1110949794907684965

[elder nebula]

Both pve and PvP and official and unofficial, everything in between

[rare marlin]

I have a Xbox

[umbral willow]

I could use some today lol

[still bloom]

Like smoke?

[red glade]

Same. But the prime rib was good too.

[wary slate]

That stuff is gross

[umbral willow]

Flaw is rich

[plain creek]

Well a loon is a duck like bird, and a toon is an abbreviation for cartoon. So we must be speaking of the illumination movie “Migration”

[umbral willow]

Ok now you’re getting blocked

[elder nebula]

Sacrilege!

[wary slate]

Worth it🤣

[umbral willow]

Ban Boppie !!

[kind juniper]

Im lost, what is being eaten? lol

[dusky kettle]

Poutine

[umbral willow]

Poutine

[wary slate]

Even the name gives me the icks🤣

[umbral willow]

I’m going to throw hands 😡

[elder nebula]

Not feet?

[wary slate]

[plain creek]

Pardon my hostile words, but what is poutine

[red glade]

Nah I got the available balance warning email on my credit card after I bought it lmfao

[still bloom]

I could use something new to eat also, been eating ground turkey, sweet potatoes and veggies for 2 and a half weeks

[umbral willow]

Feet have no importance to me

[gloomy sand]

[plain creek]

Yo same. Your girl got you on a diet?

[wary slate]

Youre not going to live it down. Just go with it. I get asked about rabies because of you 🤣

[umbral willow]

First you ask why someone is white. Now you call Blue fat? 🤨

[kind juniper]

Rabies? Story time.

[rare marlin]

Oh, do we have like general VC?

[still bloom]

No just on a calorie deficit, my girl just ate Taco Bell right next to me

[wary slate]

Hes sick and said I gave him rabies🤣

[plain creek]

I just says it how it is

[umbral willow]

Remember when Nek swore at you? Good times

[plain creek]

Rude

[gloomy sand]

What

[still bloom]

I'm dying bro

[wary slate]

🤣 it was funny and your fault

[fluid nest]

2 more hours of driving remain 🙃

[tiny dirge]

Hurry up I need you to go pvp the metal on ab

[wary slate]

You told me to f off but I think you meant that for bacon because he wanted to ping ppl

[plain creek]

My sister is on a diet that I am forced to participate in. Fortunately my family is bad at sticking with plans so I just finished a Wendy’s Frosty

[mortal stag]

my whistles are configured with keys but somehow they dont work, any ideas?

[sinful prawn]

unless capsuits no game

[umbral willow]

You told me to ping him. Deserved 😎

[wary slate]

Me

[plain creek]

Collateral damage

[wary slate]

Always

[sleek walrus]

the world needs these back

[gloomy sand]

Oh probably. I tell many people to F off, I lose the overview sometimes

[dusky kettle]

No typing while driving.

[fluid nest]

@gloomy sand do you think it would be possible to make a gladiator ring built into the map for PVE players to duke it out

[gloomy sand]

No idea

[umbral willow]

Oh great. Here we go

[wary slate]

See you had a chance to say f off there

[fluid nest]

Im passenger princess 😝

[still bloom]

I mean I can eat stuff as long as it's in my calories but if I eat like oreos or a shake, it's kind of hard to put the tiger back in the cage

[kind juniper]

Firmly agree

[dusky kettle]

Then you arent drivin. Just ridin 🤣

[plain creek]

It was an Oreo frosty 🫥

[fluid nest]

Oh.... well free idea for you. Free of charge

[gloomy sand]

you can keep it ty ^^

[wary slate]

Lol

[fluid nest]

Oof.......

[plain creek]

I got youth on my side, I can exploit my metabolism

[gloomy sand]

I said Ty

[wary slate]

Yeah disappointed

[sinful prawn]

more astro death barriers when

[tiny dirge]

How about a good crab and anky

I’ll let you name the anky

[plain creek]

Which stands for “thcrew you” (I have forced a lisp upon you)

[keen venture]

*** lmao

[sinful prawn]

pleb way of farming

[still bloom]

Only thing that is keeping me going is that I get to eat a bit of pizza or lasagna on the weekend, I'm doing 1500 calories a day from 12pm to 8pm

[tiny dirge]

More of a dunky kinda guy?

[rare marlin]

Is there a general VC?

[gloomy sand]

That’s nice

[sinful prawn]

more of whatever is in the dedi kinda guy

[wary slate]

No thank god

[umbral willow]

No

[rare marlin]

Ohh ok

[keen venture]

in a server with 300k ark players?

[kind juniper]

That would be bad

[gloomy sand]

Once there was

[tiny dirge]

Metal crystal and obsidian you got that

[keen venture]

that would be slur speedrun 100%

[plain creek]

More power to you. I would work out but that sounds like excessive work following the construction “job” I have

[rare marlin]

Oh ok lol

[sinful prawn]

few of those perhaps

[plain creek]

I red back in messages. Are you finally someone younger than me?

After all this time

[visual urchin]

I kind of wonder what happened to it...

[fluid nest]

Old man now

[still bloom]

Same, I weld here and there and it's only for 3 months then I go back to 2k a day I wasn't feeling at first but now I'm so tired

[elder nebula]

unc status achieved

[plain creek]

YEEEEEEES

[plain creek]

I admire the work

I am finally of an age

I can join the consortium of ancients

[kind juniper]

So, 21?

[gloomy sand]

It got removed obviously

[buoyant vigil]

In the glowbug dossier, helena talks about how domesticating them would be useless (lie) and would only work as a light to save on power suggesting that it is tamable

[plain creek]

16 💀

[dusky kettle]

Geez if thats ancient im decrepit 🤣

[kind juniper]

Im 36 soooooo

[still bloom]

Not as hard as construction tbh, sometimes I weld laying down 😅

[dusky kettle]

Srill younger than me 🤣

[kind juniper]

I was thinkin 16 til you said consortium of ancients lol

[gloomy sand]

Oh you are one of the skeletons of Astraeos

[keen venture]

salmon are also tameable

[elder nebula]

desert thralls 😛

[kind juniper]

YES! Im the awesome one

[plain creek]

I work lying down too 😂. Been working in a crawl space recently

[buoyant vigil]

I know, i keep a few aberrant ones because their cool

[still bloom]

Uff that sounds crazy old to me but maybe not that far away

[sinful prawn]

stick it in a jar

[keen venture]

seen them whip out a glider and follow you home, yet?

[fluid nest]

What

[keen venture]

that was my reaction

[plucky flare]

but r u not one?

[kind juniper]

On the up side, im short (4 10) so until people get close to me they dont believe it

[elder nebula]

just that flamethrower lol

[buoyant vigil]

Helena says lamprey can be put in a fish basket but it wont be tamed yet the basket tames it

[dusky kettle]

New fear unlocked for people 🤣

[sinful prawn]

make sushi out of it

[fallow gulch]

Mm eel

[still bloom]

Crazy bro, tbh if I was that short I'd dress up like frodo and go to random ren fairs

[sinful prawn]

spicy eel

[dusky kettle]

Eel roll is sooo good

[kind juniper]

No one wouold believe Im Frodo though, Im a chick.

[gloomy sand]

How old u think i am huh

[kind juniper]

Crazy curly hair though

[dusky kettle]

I was waiting for this 🤣

[sinful prawn]

about 238

[kind juniper]

102

[modern basin]

Can someone gift me ark survival 😿 its 100+ hours content

[kind juniper]

Why? lol

[fluid nest]

one of my crew has been terrorizing them. Im gonna wake up to daggers in my face tomorrow I just know it

[elder nebula]

sixty seven?

[plucky flare]

i have seen what lies in the east but 37

[sonic atlas]

On ark evolved on Xbox didn’t there used to be regular 1x official PvP (Xbox only) along with small tribes(Xbox and windows) and then crossplay 1x (Xbox and windows)

[gloomy sand]

I’m 28.

[dusky kettle]

Cuz i figured they assume you were a short king. Though i know you are a short queen 🤣

[plucky flare]

you are 37

[wary slate]

Not supposed to ask for monetary gifts in here

[dusky kettle]

No offense

[fallow gulch]

Unc 👴🏻

[red glade]

[dusky kettle]

Deserved prolly. 🤣

[still bloom]

I see, I mean it's believable, if you dress well enough, and ren fairs are always the spot to go to if your single, man or woman

[gloomy sand]

That’s you

[plain creek]

You were the first baby Chuck Norris delivered. He delivered 12 babies the day he was born

[red glade]

Yuup lol

[kind juniper]

Not a queen, just a short menace Told my husband im a knight cause i can save myself and then needed help moving a shelf lol

[sinful prawn]

hey guys can somebody gift me a 1998 toyota corola it has atleast 100+ hours of driving

[visual urchin]

I'm as old as Frieren.

[dusky kettle]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[plucky flare]

too young to really know lotr impossible

[fluid nest]

Nah, short queen best queen. Love a bit of fiesty

[kind juniper]

You know what they say about dynamite lol

[keen venture]

on evolved? yes

[fluid nest]

Isnt she over a millenia old

[weary hemlock]

are servers bugged atm ?

[dusky kettle]

Im tall. Both a gift and a curse. Sigh...

[fluid nest]

Papa love the big booms

[kind juniper]

lmao

[plain creek]

I’m 5’7”. How’s the weather up there?

[still bloom]

Even if you find one with 400k miles on, It would still last you 10 more years

[fervent vault]

TPT hackers and insiders 9412

[dusky kettle]

Fair. Chance of rain since i got 3" on you 🤣

[umbral willow]

So many vertically challenged people in here

[fluid nest]

Hey! Keep it clean

[plucky flare]

nekatus a pre 2001 boomer for sure.

[plain creek]

Hey I have time to grab an umbrella

[dusky kettle]

You have no room to talk after what youve saidvin here today.

[fluid nest]

Shhhh
they need to forget

[elder nebula]

"you keep using this word, i'm not sure you know what it means"

[plain creek]

Remind me

[still bloom]

I'm 5"11 and I feel like that's short nowadays

[plucky flare]

wow and lotr nerd last of a dying breed

[fluid nest]

Uh uh uh........ No

[plain creek]

Nah. I’d be happy with a crisp 5’10” people are getting tall though

[plucky flare]

hey i got call a boomer and im a young 33.

[fluid nest]

Im 5'9 😭 shortest male in my fam.

[plucky flare]

younger gen does not care

[still bloom]

We could all use an inch or two 😅😏

[plain creek]

Yes we could. Wait a damn min-

[dusky kettle]

Ill give you all some. Itd be easier if i was shorter 🤣

[keen venture]

misquote! misquote!

[plain creek]

I’ll take 5 please

[elder nebula]

Hey I tried my best lol this is why I use gifs

[dusky kettle]

Ill get right on it.

[kind juniper]

I wish we could use gifs

[still bloom]

Must be nice being the tallest and hottest guy in class

[fluid nest]

Prepare to die

[fluid nest]

*woman

[dusky kettle]

I wouldnt know. Not equipped that way. 🤣

[plain creek]

Cough girl

[sinful prawn]

women arent real

[mellow obsidian]

If you're small enough, at least you don't bump your head as often.

[still bloom]

Oh excuse me🤣

[fervent vault]

TPT hackers and insiders 9412 go wipe them!

[still bloom]

How tall are you?

[fluid nest]

Woman are lies, government genetic experiments to distract us

[dusky kettle]

5'10 give or take. Over 6' if i wear heels. 🤣

[plain creek]

Au contraire. I’m at just the right height were I either look dumb for crouching unnecessarily low, or hit my head for thinking I was short enough

[gloomy sand]

[astral wigeon]

Hi, my friends and I tried to enter the Alpha Rockwell fight twice, and both times, only one of us didn't crash. Do you guys know anything about this?

[sinful prawn]

all women i seen were a man in disguise

[keen venture]

not with that level of detail, no

[plucky flare]

Phish nekatus real age out by misqouting wow lore and even. He will come out like red shirt guy.

[dusky kettle]

Havent heard anything about that no. But we usually relog before we go in to help prevent this

[elder nebula]

sure you're looking in the right places?

[fluid nest]

EXACTLY. Last one i saw forgot to shave their mustache. Obvious lies

[plain creek]

You gotta leave Thailand bro

[stark sand]

always relog b4 starting a boss

[still bloom]

I'm 5"11 but over six in my timberlands 👍 my gf is 5'10 also tho

[wary slate]

Especially on abb lol

[sinful prawn]

Thailand ? all of them had bigger one than me

[dusky kettle]

Its a good height but not helpful at times 🤣

[wary slate]

Ok keep it clean 13+

[elder nebula]

I will refrain from commenting to avoid earning myself a mute 🙂

[kind juniper]

My husband is 6 foot. Only one in the house that can reach the ceiling fans without a ladderlol

[sinful prawn]

im not scared !

[dusky kettle]

Good idea

[plain creek]

It’s annoying when women are taller from heels. For some reason it’s not socially acceptable to call them height liars in public

[wary slate]

Height liars?

[dusky kettle]

Youd be surprised how many guys used to get soooo mad when i put on heels.

[elder nebula]

but when I got caught wearing stilts its such a huge deal...

[tulip jewel]

Good mørning lovely peoples 🫶

[dusky kettle]

Mornin

[plucky flare]

moist didnt join back. 🙁 ( save 5961

[kind juniper]

have fun with that

[stark sand]

lol

[fluid nest]

No no. Not really. Not in the slightest surprised

[wary slate]

I mean you can clearly see the height of the heels

[still bloom]

Her hight doesn't make sense, she has like the tiniest feet, size 6 in mens

[plucky flare]

night

[elder nebula]

actually checks out

[still bloom]

We always argue about who's the tallest