general

[urban pulsar]

Bro I'm 13

[timber haven]

worth more dead than alive anyway

[fluid nest]

And I make jokes. What's your point

[urban pulsar]

Dawg 😭

[outer hawk]

someone got a list of 'bugs ' that have been fixed , but not released in patch yet ?

[fluid nest]

Not to me.... I need the meat fresh

[urban pulsar]

The bug where if you kill a baby otter while it just came out of the egg you get a message saying we are gonna delete your account for that

Lowkey it sucked when I did it

[outer hawk]

wtaf

[fluid nest]

Otters dont come out of eggs so thats a weird bug

[urban pulsar]

It's an otter egg trust🥺

Otters come out of eggs cuz they are not mammals

[fluid nest]

You Otter be ashamed of yourself

[urban pulsar]

They are reptiles

[timber haven]

Otter give birth no eggs

[urban pulsar]

Nice lil pun bru😔

[outer hawk]

how do you use slow internet ?

welcome to the slowernet ?

[fluid nest]

Recken I Otter make a living off it?

[timber haven]

slowly

[urban pulsar]

Bro you should be a comedian

[fluid nest]

I would, but these Otters wont hatch themselves

[hard sandal]

theres an otter caged in the Lost King Castle

[urban pulsar]

You should get to it then

[outer hawk]

hahahah took a while for my slowernet to load that

[timber haven]

Free the otters

[outer hawk]

and then what ?

[keen venture]

probably never even seen 500kilobit down

[outer hawk]

bruh my base ingame gets acted by beavers all the time

[hard sandal]

start a OtterRevolution

[timber haven]

give them luv

[uncut sorrel]

is there anyway to build turrets on a qutzalcoatlus

[outer hawk]

is that 0.5mbps ?

[fluid nest]

Im sorry Ryan

[outer hawk]

well i do have con doms , and gloves

[timber haven]

why

[outer hawk]

idk what were we talking about again ?

[hard sandal]

ayoooo

[fluid nest]

You might wanna close your eyes. I dont think its gonna be a pretty sight

[outer hawk]

a 10 gig patch , really ?

[keen venture]

yes

[fluid nest]

Yup, been there since yesterday

[timber haven]

nope

[keen venture]

🤔

[timber haven]

how ru fluffy

[keen venture]

possum screaming at an unfinished UI layout

[outer hawk]

like in the last 10 days ark has released over 20 gig in patchs .

GG playing

[keen venture]

maybe someone will try to use AI to fix delta patching efficiency (it cant, but it may be funny)

[outer hawk]

arks slow internet patch ?

[fluid nest]

Modern companies dont care about storage limitations

[keen venture]

the game has not gotten any bigger, it is just the downside of patching with compressed files

[acoustic rampart]

Booop otter grace

[outer hawk]

your wrong , its ark , slow interenet means can't play , why slow internet ? think about it

slow internet effects server performance ....

[outer hawk]

your wrong , its ark , slow interenet means can't play , why slow internet ? think about it
slow internet effects server performance ....

[timber haven]

boop hi baker🤗

[acoustic rampart]

Hows ya hun

[fluid nest]

If you cant play you wont be willing to buy the dlcs. Doesnt make sense. Especially since the downloads dont come from the same place the servers do

[outer hawk]

your wrong , its ark , slow interenet means can't play , why slow internet ? think about it
slow internet effects server performance .... , so how do you loos the slow internet connect , make patchs so slow intnernet uses are patching not playing .

[keen venture]

and slow internet has nothing to do with server performance

honestly not clear what the conclusion is meant to be here

[timber haven]

goood u

[fluid nest]

Thats not how the internet works?

[outer hawk]

your wrong , server has to send fuck loads of data

tcp , sed recive

[fluid nest]

Where the server is isnt where the download files are

[outer hawk]

now cpu is handing lots of droped backets

[keen venture]

good thing it is not tcp. even if it was, tcp is nonblocking

[outer hawk]

server performance_50%

[timber haven]

😴

[fluid nest]

Microsoft holds the files, and Nitrado holds the servers

[outer hawk]

its both ,

[keen venture]

..no

[outer hawk]

prove it then

[fluid nest]

You prove that you are correct

[ancient magnet]

weeeeed

[outer hawk]

use a sniffer and prove it then , how do you think anti cheat works ?

[keen venture]

look at your network traffic while running basically any game

[timber haven]

who cares just play Ark

[keen venture]

tcp makes no sense for a game, all udp

[fluid nest]

Anti cheat is in your machine.....

[outer hawk]

im right your wrong , prove it

[ancient magnet]

chillllllllll

[keen venture]

you could just open resmon, but you are a troll and obviously dont care so lol

[fluid nest]

What are you 5? What makes you think you know how the entire internet works bud

[timber haven]

🍿

[keen venture]

also anticheat? tcp? nobody real is actually dumb enough to say stuff like this, so +1 troll

[ancient magnet]

🍿

[fluid nest]

Bro heard some words and thought it made him sound like he knows a thing or 2

[ancient magnet]

breath and go eat some wallfels

[fluid nest]

I already ate my waffles 😭

[keen venture]

wallefs

[median shore]

wallet

[fluid nest]

Watch

[ancient magnet]

then eat some pancakes

[fluid nest]

Id have to make them from scratch

[acoustic rampart]

Fantastic

[outer hawk]

you use that moth when talking to your parents?

[timber haven]

throws snickers in the room and runs away

[ancient magnet]

make ramen

[median shore]

moth

[keen venture]

individual english words

[outer hawk]

im not going to aurgue about , im right , prove me wrong be my guest

[fluid nest]

I use his mouth to talk to my parents too

[timber haven]

he must be a youngin

[keen venture]

at least the bait is reasonably effective by virtue of being outrageous

[fluid nest]

So, do you think the entire internet is stored in one spot?

[wild storm]

Does anyone have ase

[keen venture]

nope, it is a hoax

[timber haven]

y'all enough of the measuring contest and move on

[fluid nest]

Wait, yall have enough to measure?

[timber haven]

😑

[wild storm]

Hoax?

[fluid nest]

I thought that was a myth

[spare yarrow]

Meow

[ancient magnet]

hey guys

[timber haven]

hi Ry

[fluid nest]

This explains so much

[ancient magnet]

You should go make some wallfels

[timber haven]

🤐

[ancient magnet]

and then go to sleep

[timber haven]

bs

[deft flume]

[keen venture]

🤔

[timber haven]

you sir are nuts

[spring wagon]

Anyway to get mana out of mesh?

[keen venture]

chat seems unusually unhinged tonight

[timber haven]

started over slow internet🤣

[spare yarrow]

Anyway

[elder nebula]

About those pelagornis

[keen venture]

the name literally just means "seabird", how bogus is that

[elder nebula]

Huh feels like they got ripped off with that one 😂

[timber haven]

It is a bird that likes the sea

[outer hawk]

do you think your your nappie needs changing ?

why can't i gif ?

[timber haven]

Stop

[outer hawk]

ok

[wooden mason]

When love ascended starts ?

[outer hawk]

will i get a gf ?

[wooden mason]

Ask santa for it

[outer hawk]

#fanart-and-screenshots message

remember thats not 2 days till you can play ark , thats 2 days with no intnert while the partch is downloading

should i alt f4 ?

[timber haven]

Move on from this already

[outer hawk]

you mean alt f4 ?

chat dead, or my intenert die ?

[late veldt]

[spark raft]

The heck am I looking at

[late veldt]

turtle brownie & vanilla bean ice cream?

[spark raft]

That sounds good

[outer hawk]

looking for gf that has super fast internet

[spark raft]

This aint a dating server

[keen venture]

early 2000s chatroom got uncryoed

[outer hawk]

got to download patch to play ark , its onmessage

[glossy mesa]

Anyone recruiting? Smalls or 1x ? 10k hours , NA

[tough panther]

Damn fr?

[undone hollow]

Bro are you using dial up?

[spark raft]

#1110949794907684965

[loud shard]

Damn fr?

[tough panther]

Mfs copying me cs im too cool

[timber haven]

🍿👀🍸

[spark raft]

[pine coyote]

[late veldt]

[loud shard]

I got you pookie

[spark raft]

I beg your pardon?

[outer hawk]

where is the confustion ?

[timber haven]

just get better internet for yourself

[spark raft]

Confustion

[pine coyote]

Stop encouraging them 😏

[timber haven]

hi

[pine coyote]

[outer hawk]

if your homeless , buy a house , if you neeed to download 10 gig ark patchs , just buy more itnnernet

[loud shard]

Understood

[pine coyote]

Hey pretty lady

[timber haven]

how are you tonight?

[sweet night]

I download my ark in 10 min

From 0 to 100 and maps in 5 min

[outer hawk]

rent more internet , to download over sized ark patchs ?

[sweet night]

[outer hawk]

ill be quick ,

[pine coyote]

Im okay thankyou for asking, how are you?

[sweet night]

Lol how long does it take u

[timber haven]

I m ok

[outer hawk]

idk

[pearl heath]

Dood! This aint tinder

[pine coyote]

You sure?

[outer hawk]

your off topic

[sweet night]

Whats ur speed

[timber haven]

Yep I blocked him🤣

[pearl heath]

Slow af from what i can see

[pine coyote]

Ooooo someone in here?

[timber haven]

2 hours of him was my limit

[outer hawk]

you mean you didn;t get what you wanted in under 2 hours ?

[timber haven]

Yep

[outer hawk]

can someone send ark patch on dvd ?

[pine coyote]

We on about a certain southerner?

[spark raft]

Im a southerner

[timber haven]

no lol the slow internet dude

[river surge]

SCAM WARNING

A group of players are going around scamming official pve players under the guise of running an open invite boss.

They present as multiple tribes wanting to run the boss "again" on the server. They ask you to accept an ally invite, but it is actually a merge invite.

They will immediately kick you from tribe, bed transfer to your base and destroy/kill everything.

Please pay attention to any invites you receive and dont blindly click yes

[pine coyote]

Oh ahah 😂😂😂

[nimble stream]

keep saying no sessions found

[spark raft]

Sounds like a huge skill issue

[keen venture]

from 2015 to now

[pine coyote]

Some southern accents are literally urgh 🥵

[keen venture]

the problem with this is anyone who needs to be worried about this has selective illiteracy and wont read the warning

[spark raft]

Like it litterally takes a lot longer to merge tribes over just making them ally

[river surge]

Poor new players dont know, they got two tribes on our val server

[keen venture]

same people who cant read road closure signs

[timber haven]

and which cowboy did u mean

[pine coyote]

I thought maybe angry 😂😂

[timber haven]

no he is cool

[pine coyote]

He is indeed

[spark raft]

Bad fish

[shrewd nest]

anybody selling tames on console smalls?

[timber haven]

5000 element each

[spark raft]

I'll sell you r seeds for 500 tek each 🤣

[river surge]

Had to try 🤣😅

[timber haven]

bad deal

[civic drift]

anyone wanna raid some dudes who think they are the shit?! lmao

[timber haven]

no

[civic drift]

aw yall know ya want to

[timber haven]

nope

[gritty junco]

hii guys

[civic drift]

8179 alpha tree and sky light . pvp small tribe console only

[timber haven]

hi

[civic drift]

🥰

[gritty junco]

otter!!

[timber haven]

No Grace

[spark raft]

Who is this grace

[sweet night]

Do i get a 25 dollar gift card irl as participation ?

If so im in

[timber haven]

you don't want to know she's crazy

[gritty junco]

pretty sure you’re an otter

[sweet night]

🤣

[timber haven]

no real money trade allowed

[sweet night]

What if they can't read

[spark raft]

Crazy can be good though

[sweet night]

When did i say trade 🤣

[spark raft]

It aint a trade she's being bought

[sweet night]

I remember i knew a guy who paid his crew thousands of usd to pvp

Guy was treating it like a real business owner but in ark

[timber haven]

trading help for money

[sweet night]

🤣

[sweet night]

I thought it was quite obvious im trolling

[timber haven]

🤐

[keen venture]

what if the 25$ gift card is expired or unredeemable due to canadian law

[gritty junco]

i’ll take it!

[sweet night]

Move to Canada and buy a house in Canada

[unborn latch]

hey guys, do you know about a black screen, no sound issue when joining a server, or is that just a me thing?

[sweet night]

[timber haven]

never know in here

[spark raft]

Could you pay someone to farm for you🤔

[keen venture]

elaborate?

[gritty junco]

100%

i’d farm for some cash

[sweet night]

Thats called being a masochist pay to get beat

[pine coyote]

Farm yourself 😏

[spark raft]

Levi idk if we can say that here 😭

[timber haven]

get a dom its free

[spark raft]

Farm myself?🤔

[still bloom]

I just came here to laugh at the fact that squirrel got muted and I know he's still reading the chat so HAAAHAAAAAA

[sweet night]

Just told u I knew a guy who paid his pvp crew thousand upon thousands of usd funny enough his crew was successful and very good obv they getting paid lol

[unborn latch]

when joining a server the game says "joining x", then the screen with hexa globe, then black screen, no sound nothin when clicking. Cpu and memory spiking then going back to 0%. I got a pretty good pc so thats not the issue.

[still bloom]

Hi Queenie! Hi Grace!

[spark raft]

Whose squirrel

[pine coyote]

🤭🤭

[sweet night]

[gritty junco]

what i’m saying

[still bloom]

My pet

[pine coyote]

Saaaaaaam

[spark raft]

We have pets here?

[timber haven]

Hi 🤗

[gritty junco]

what i’m saying!!

[still bloom]

Idk but i do!

[marsh spade]

Is anybody else having issues with being able to go through gates. Had a carno enter the base and it literally just went right through the gate like it wasn’t even there.

[still bloom]

OK he just told me why he was muted and I'm really happy that I was distracted because I probably would've been muted too... again.... HAHAAA

[keen venture]

can you load the same maps in singleplayer

[gritty junco]

lmfao that sounds peak

[still bloom]

I was weirdly having an issue the other day on lost colony, I was putting steampunk skins on stone walls and I remove the skin that was on there to try a different one and all of a sudden the skin would not adhere to the wall and I was able to walk right through it like it wasn't even there!

[pine coyote]

Poor squirrel be muted

[unborn latch]

i don't have lost colony dlc

[still bloom]

He's doing what I did the other day he's communicating through reaction emojis 😭🤣

[unborn latch]

is that why? should it not give me like a notif or smth

[gritty junco]

wait squirrel? like angry squirrel?

the goat?

[keen venture]

what?

[still bloom]

Yes he is pretty angry a lot of the time but calms down when you give him a fuck ton of nuts dude goes crazy

[timber haven]

thankfully its only a hour I miss his jokes

[still bloom]

Hehehehehehheh

[unborn latch]

not sure what's unclear

[marsh spade]

Okay, that’s similar to what I’m going through. I swapped my steampunk skin for a gothic one today.

[keen venture]

you responded to the wrong person, i guess

[pine coyote]

Jokes or him roasting people 😂😂

[gritty junco]

NO! he’s my favorite out of all y’all

[unborn latch]

no, look at the replies, it was you

[gritty junco]

#FreeSquirrel

[pine coyote]

That's rude

[still bloom]

I literally had to remove all of the walls and floors around it because I wasn't able to pick it up but then it went into my inventory since it had nothing else to attach to. From there I was able to replace it and put the skin back on and it was fine! But it was very weird!

[keen venture]

i see and said nothing related to lost colony. i asked if you can join whatever map the server is using in singleplayer (or other servers?) to rule out it being an issue on your end

[unborn latch]

i can't load the same map in single, coz i don't have lost colony dlc

[gritty junco]

ik ik i was just messing

[timber haven]

you got a spot on your nose

[still bloom]

Well he's hanging out in my DM's until he's unmuted, hes eating all of my nuts!!

[timber haven]

way tmi🤣

[pine coyote]

He is taking all my squirrels

[marsh spade]

Okay, thanks! I’ll try that. I don’t feel comfortable logging off until it’s secure again.

[gritty junco]

oh good ole angry squirrel, man me and him go WAY back.

[keen venture]

lost colony has no effect on loading any other maps 🤔 it is a map itself. what error are you getting?

[timber haven]

He likes Sam better we get it

[still bloom]

Ooooo tell me all of his deepest darkest secrets

[gritty junco]

he’s secretly 5’6

[pine coyote]

We go back further he used take my lunch money in kindergarten

[gritty junco]

we were born in the same hospital

friends at birth

[timber haven]

still taller than me dang it

[spark raft]

[pine coyote]

Nah I heard he used pull your hair 🤣

[gritty junco]

oh uhhhh. he’s actually 5’1

[gritty junco]

he was such a bully! ohhh to be kids again. 😔

[still bloom]

Mmm i tower over you alllll im almost 5'8" legs 4 days

[supple python]

All these patches for glooms and still no fix to ascend 🤦🏻‍♂️

[timber haven]

yay I'm 5'2.5

[still bloom]

Dont ask me for uppies

[pine coyote]

Aha 😂

Im happy comfortable 5'5

[fresh fossil]

Me wondering how tall i am cuz i got no clue how much it is in feet and inches

[gritty junco]

sooo is the hour up yet?

[timber haven]

I never want to relive my childhood

[noble void]

what are Generic Caves cuz im looking at loot tables and i don't know what generic caves mean does anyone know?

[gritty junco]

how many meters?

[still bloom]

In between my sophomore and junior year in high school I went from 5 foot two to 5 foot seven and my knees fucking HURT

[pine coyote]

15 minutes

[fresh fossil]

181cm

[still bloom]

Nah hes still locked in my dms

[gritty junco]

5’11 ig

[pine coyote]

Me neither my childhood is a trauma dump

[gritty junco]

i used google

[fresh fossil]

Sheesh

[gritty junco]

we the same height!

[fresh fossil]

Funny i am one of the shortest of my friends lmao

[timber haven]

to many giants in here

[gritty junco]

okay man, just call me short then.

[fresh fossil]

Here too flipping giraffes everywhere

[timber haven]

exactly

[still bloom]

He called me a sponge 😭😭😭

[pine coyote]

Im sorry 😞

[gritty junco]

deserved

[keen venture]

i just realized that guy was probably trying to join a LC server while not owning LC, and knowing that. so many questions.

[still bloom]

What ferrr!!!

[keen venture]

new pebcak unlocked

[fresh fossil]

Height is something u cant change all height is good

[gritty junco]

i wasn’t being srs man dw.

i know, i know.

[fresh fossil]

Ik just stating the facts

[gritty junco]

keeping him there

[timber haven]

you don' t have to climb store shelves to reach something

[warm garnet]

Did it work?

[gritty junco]

just get someone to do it for you

[fresh fossil]

One of my frie ds is 208 his gf well wife now is 196 when she is in heels she can use me as a bar table she looks huge

[timber haven]

I never ask for help

[gritty junco]

holy shit dude 6’8 and 6’4?

[fresh fossil]

Yup as i said i am one of the shortest in my group actually second shortest

[gritty junco]

that’s insane

[pine coyote]

Tall men be hella attractive though

[timber haven]

my daughter is 6'3

[candid cedar]

Small people look well endowed in the mirror 🤔

[gritty junco]

we did not need to hear this girl

[pine coyote]

Stating facts

[fresh fossil]

All my gfs were 5.5 and lower i love small girls 😂

[gritty junco]

fair enough queenie

[gritty junco]

can we call them short instead?

[fresh fossil]

Sure short lmao

[gritty junco]

thanks man

[pine coyote]

Im 5'5 and happy 😊 not so much when I can't touch the top shelf in a supermarket though

[keen venture]

portapeople

[fresh fossil]

Ma bad dont jail me

[gritty junco]

i didn’t think you meant it in a bad way man.

[timber haven]

no fun size

[fresh fossil]

There are some high af shells ngl

[gritty junco]

y’all have costco?

[pine coyote]

There is especially in uk

[fresh fossil]

No

[gritty junco]

awww

[timber haven]

yep

[fresh fossil]

I am from europe and not one of the bigger developed countries so we have local stuff well we have lidl lmao

[gritty junco]

i meant that to jabber cause he’s somewhere that’s not the US

[gritty junco]

lidl?!?!

[fresh fossil]

Yes german store chain

Think its german at least

[gritty junco]

wait i got a bit of german in me

i’m basically a full blooded german atp 😎

[strange rover]

A quick google search will tell you otherwise ser jabber

[fresh fossil]

I am a mix of a lot of things xD small portion of german also

[gritty junco]

never spoke a word of german btw

[fresh fossil]

Could be idk whos it is

[gritty junco]

i might be like 0.5% 😭

[strange rover]

Founded in Seattle brotha man

[fresh fossil]

Nice tnx for info learned something new today

[midnight swift]

anyone got a really good stone spot on Lost Colony?

[fresh fossil]

But yea we aint got no castco or wallmart here

[candid cedar]

Your google is wrong

[strange rover]

Whatever helps you sleep at night

[fresh fossil]

Yea i just googled lidl and its german

[candid cedar]

Lidl and aldi are 2 brothers , do some more homework

[gritty junco]

aldi!!

i know that one!

[candid cedar]

Yep Aldi

[fresh fossil]

But yea i spoke of lidl so german it is xD

[gritty junco]

aldi is a big W. love the place.

[candid cedar]

Aldi and Lidl belang to 2 brothers

A family argument startend the later

[midnight swift]

how big of a damage nerf did gloon just get with that patch today?

[fluid nest]

IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEE

[gritty junco]

SQUIRREL!!!!!

my 5 foot king!

[tough panther]

5 foot😭

[fluid nest]

Keep that up and you get more than .5% German in you

[timber haven]

Yay finally 🤗🤗

[keen venture]

🤔

[tough panther]

The thinker

[still bloom]

He is being entertained by my old Snapchat videos with stupid filters on my face, and eating all of the nuts he wants he's OK I promise

[fresh fossil]

As long as he doesnt start motivation speaches

[still bloom]

Seee!!! HE LIVES

[gritty junco]

not anymore!!!

[still bloom]

Short kingggggg

[gritty junco]

bro… 😭

[tough panther]

Real short bro

[still bloom]

Yeah i was busy looking up all my videos to send him hahahaha

[keen venture]

must be the full moon 5G waves making people loopy

[fresh fossil]

Napolen was short too xD think he did alright

[timber haven]

not short fun size

[tough panther]

🥀

[fluid nest]

Its safe, I dont paint

[keen venture]

what a terrible day to be literate

[fresh fossil]

Good

[tough panther]

Smurf build

[gritty junco]

why?

[tough panther]

Read the chat

[tough panther]

I giggle shit sometimes @keen venture

[gritty junco]

lmfao

[fluid nest]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[gritty junco]

don’t ragebait him 😭

[fresh fossil]

I wanna unread giggleshits profile

[tough panther]

U guys ask so much of me💔

[tough panther]

Nothing bad abt it bro dw

[wooden mason]

Whatsgowingon

[keen venture]

only a matter of time until someone else wins the disappointed frog emoji

[tough panther]

Giggleshitting

[gritty junco]

idek what that means man

[fresh fossil]

Welp time to hit the hay yall have fun

[soft meadow]

Can anyone tell me if ny plan for breeding is correct or am i missing something

So basically breeding is something like this ,

Suppose i have 2 rex A and B
A(male ) - 30 health 20 melee
B(female) - 20 health 30 melee

Then i mate them to attain a rex with both 30 health 30 melee then i should get a new pair with these 30 30 stats then breed them till i get a mutation? In which a stat will increase, then the dino i got mutation on , i should get those mutated pair and continue right?

[tough panther]

Kid named hay:💀

[keen venture]

wait for it..

[timber haven]

Sweet dreams

[gritty junco]

night goat

[spare yarrow]

You want the mutations to go on a Mae

Male

And breed said male with 0 mutation fems

There’s a lot of YT vids that explain it

I’d watch one of them

[timber haven]

👀

[soft meadow]

Why? Wouldn't we want the mut male to mate with a female of same mut / stats so we can get better?

[gritty junco]

i wish this wasn’t real

[keen venture]

mutations are separate from the base stats in asa

[midnight swift]

Sheesh, I think my Gloon did about 3.7k damage to a bronto yesterday, today it only does 1k. That's about a 73% damage nerf per laser, though they did decrease the CD from 10 seconds to 8 seconds so in a "really long" fight that's about a 67% damage nerf instead of 73%.

[timber haven]

why

[keen venture]

shoulder pet doing more damage than lord shotgun was already sus

[gritty junco]

like “real” as in relatable

[still bloom]

Damn i saw people taking 10 in as shoulder pets and demolishing the boss' and i wanted to try it out probably cant now 😭

[soft meadow]

Am in ase

[midnight swift]

I mean to be fair, that is with 50 base melee levelled up to 800% nearly

[still bloom]

Squirrel travel to my island server and has responded in people's bases three times HAHAHA he's currently stuck I'm gonna try to save him

[gritty junco]

lmfao alr get my goat to safety please

[soft meadow]

@keen venture can u explain this pls

[midnight swift]

a level 20 veilwyn that decided to camp outside my base also killed me + my gloon that had the same amount of melee yesterday. rofl

[fluid nest]

I can live forever here. Archelion algea and water for days!

[keen venture]

mutations are untracked in ase, there is just the single stat you either inherit or dont. mutations cant be combined or transferred separately

iirc it is 55% chance to inherit the higher stat

[gritty junco]

never seen someone use “iirc” before, W use though.

[midnight swift]

if I remember correctly is old as dirt.

[gritty junco]

abbreviated like that though?

[fluid nest]

I use iifc

[midnight swift]

yes, iirc has been abbreviated like that since back in the IRC days.

[keen venture]

an elegant abbreviation for a more civilized age

[gritty junco]

idek IRC

[gritty junco]

ok bro 😭

[keen venture]

IRC was just discord in 1995

compact mode

[gritty junco]

WOAH 1995?

[vestal phoenix]

Is a yutyranus REALLY necessary for bossfights?

[gritty junco]

that’s when pokémon cards came out

[midnight swift]

IRC = Internet Relay Chat. It's old. But it's very similar to what Discord is today. Discord kind of took it's idea and made it more fancy/modern.

[soft meadow]

So am i supposed to do this? Get a mutated one lets say health 32 melee 30 then breed it with female 30 30 , what am i hoping to get next? Another mutation? Should i keep breeding till i get another mutation or switch female breeder after i get a 32 30 female?

[gritty junco]

discords a copycat? wow

[keen venture]

discord took all the other terrible voip/chat software and made it more like IRC

which is why it is successful. IRC is the ideal form for a chatbox: just text and somewhere to write

no ads, no balloons, not 85% of the space wasted

[fluid nest]

Everything is a copy of everything

[vestal phoenix]

Can I get away with a daedon instead of a yuty?

[gritty junco]

it’s not philosophical time yet squirrel. that’s later.

[midnight swift]

Yup. IRC was where it was at back in the day. haha.

[hollow pond]

Depends on boss tames an stats might not need either

[still bloom]

😭 my birth yr

[gritty junco]

oh sorry!

[midnight swift]

I pretty much owe IRC (mIRC specifically) for getting me into coding.

[keen venture]

lmao

[still bloom]

HAHAHAA

[keen venture]

"oh lawd, there are adults on the internet?"

[timber haven]

Now I feel old🤣

[vestal phoenix]

Alpha broodmother is my first boss to kill i have and GREAT megatheriums all with nearly 10k health and great melee

[fluid nest]

But I already took my shrooms

[gritty junco]

i would never type “lord” like “lawd”

[keen venture]

you only need to switch to avoid hitting 20/20 mutation counter

[hollow pond]

First brood u can use a yuty really any one thats decent dont have to b crazy stats shouldn't take dmg if u set back

[timber haven]

ok youngins its minecraft time ciao

[vestal phoenix]

Ok so I can tame like a lvl 50 and be done with it?

[soft meadow]

But why that late if i breed a 32 30 with 30 30 I will get some dinos who are 30 30 which will be bad but if i breed with 32 32 wouldn't i get all 32 32 babies which is much better?

[gritty junco]

“youngins” im ancient. have fun!

[hollow pond]

Would go like a 100 ish mostly hp some stam

[timber haven]

sure you are

[deft delta]

@civic bison you and your dev's legit do nothing how do you guys have a job? i thought trump got rid of dei hires

[gritty junco]

lmfao

[gritty junco]

what’s “dei” stand for?

[timber haven]

be nice

[gritty junco]

yeah!! you tell him.

[still bloom]

My 17-year-old sister likes to joke and tell me oh my God you're from the 1900s. She tried saying" back in my day" referring to like 2009 and I told her she's not allowed to do that LOL

[acoustic rampart]

[hardy sandal]

If need bosses in Crossplay x1 pvp dme

[timber haven]

82

[keen venture]

dogwhistle for a racist conspiracy theory that companies have to hire unqualified people to meet diversity quotas of some sort. basically anything they dont understand/are upset by must be due to non-white people taking their jobs. scary!

[fluid nest]

I wanna see your base

[acoustic rampart]

Back in the day we had nokia coconut cracker that also worked as telekommunikation devices

[sick topaz]

can you put transmitter on boat? motor boat etc

[keen venture]

from what i have seen a few times, wildcard's requirements for software engineering are abnormally high for a game studio

[hybrid gulch]

Lost Queen Fixed?

[timber haven]

I refuse to have anymore birthdays

[fluid nest]

Forever 17 like the rest of us

[gritty junco]

thank you for explaining it man. that sounds wild asf

[timber haven]

Aol

[uncut urchin]

putting in all this work for 4 extra levels on a cryo I may never tame

[soft meadow]

@keen venture help me out senpaiii

[uncut urchin]

kibble is pain

[acoustic rampart]

Oh how i would love to give todays youth or pre school kids a old nokia

[gritty junco]

i wouldn’t even know how to turn it on man

[uncut urchin]

likely the power button

[keen venture]

all you have to worry about is not hitting 20/20 counter, otherwise do whatever makes sense

[gloomy widget]

How to get good amount of cementing paste in lost colony?

[gritty junco]

well duh, but i’m saying idk where that would be

[native basin]

No, there is not fix for boss or alpha ossidon spawn but we got glooms nerfed “yayy” Dollie reaction*

[winter raptor]

@civic bison On 29 jan at approximately 5:30 PM (UK time), immediately after defeating the final Queen, the server crashed. After reconnecting, we die and respawn and all of our dinosaurs were lost. There was no player error involved this loss was caused entirely by a server-side crash This incident resulted in the loss of high-level tames and significant time investment, which is unacceptable, especially after completing end-game content. This issue has severely impacted gameplay and progression.
I request an urgent investigation into this crash and restoration or compensation for the lost dinosaurs and progress. Server instability should not penalize players for completing boss content

[acoustic rampart]

Iirc it was top right side or on the top

[timber haven]

#bug-reports

[native basin]

They will give 2k fiber for your lose

[hybrid gulch]

I was hoping that "the Lost Colony map intro female movie and boss outro updates" might fix the issue, so that you can unlock the implant and the levels 🙁

[keen venture]

shit happened and there is no reasonable way to restore stuff lost like that

[native basin]

Exactly

[gritty junco]

i should get one so i can test my old people knowledge

[uncut urchin]

idk why people are pinging the devs in general chat like they'te actually gonna read it lmao

[still bloom]

I finally found a squirrel!!!! now I'm taking him to tour my castle

[acoustic rampart]

Did ya check the dinos shoudl be at the terminal where the boss is summoned

[gritty junco]

finally!!!

[keen venture]

beats just fuming in their golf cart

[native basin]

You gotta skip cinematics, all cinematics

[winter raptor]

Yes I checked

[timber haven]

tell him to check his dm

[winter raptor]

We lose bcoz of server crashed

[acoustic rampart]

The only time dollie is here is if her cat is on the computer walking on the keyboard or drawing or when she wanna say stuff in german

[native basin]

When server save when you are doing the boss and then server crash, you will lose everything

[hollow pond]

Dollies not a dev tho

[uncut urchin]

then what the hell are they pinging her for?

[keen venture]

community manager is more relevant to ping than an actual developer, but still unlikely to get them ingame help

[bitter hedge]

Can someone tell me why I can’t build in lost colony? I spawned and tried to place a foundation and fire place but can’t ima in south tundra

[hollow pond]

She's live operations

[acoustic rampart]

For ping countrr she secretly collects

[uncut urchin]

checks out

[merry ridge]

Anyone need manticore?

[acoustic rampart]

Also hecc here is your and

[uncut urchin]

:D

I feel cherished

[keen venture]

lerp 1

[honest sentinel]

Guess alot of players are about to quit this broken game. Keep ignoring the bs that is broken on the new map folks~

[acoustic rampart]

You also get one

Also hows ya all

[gritty junco]

like how are we?

[gloomy widget]

How to get good amount of cementing paste in lost colony?

[acoustic rampart]

Yes

[hollow pond]

Stone an chiting

[acoustic rampart]

Frog or megatherium and then cave fun

[gritty junco]

i’m amazing, thank you for asking.

[fluid nest]

Till you stick up for someone

[gritty junco]

wdym?

did i do something wrong?

[fluid nest]

5 ft king

[gritty junco]

ohhh

[fluid nest]

Hair pulling

Need i go on

[gritty junco]

yeah you were pulling my hair

back when we were kids

remember?

[woeful cedar]

@civic bison why is gm raptor a jerk? :u

[gritty junco]

guys why is the valorant discord server so weird?

i might just stick to this one from now on.

[gloomy warren]

what is the difference between ark evolved and ascended

[placid hare]

[keen venture]

too long to list all the details. main ones are crossplay, mods on all platforms, and much better graphics

[placid hare]

Ascended just better

[keen venture]

f2p esports. only like 1/5th of the people here are brainmelted pvpers

[umbral willow]

Maybe cause people aren’t nice to him

[fluid nest]

How dare you sam

[gritty junco]

it’s so freaky in there.

[gritty junco]

yeah sam wth!

[gloomy warren]

thx

[still bloom]

Check ur dm

[fluid nest]

NOOOOI

[uncut urchin]

yknow, I'm starting to realize that for as many hours I have in ark, I've never actually really gotten to the late/endgame. this is the first time I've made exceptional kibble.

[still bloom]

And the fan art tab

MUAHAHAHA

[umbral willow]

Why is Sam evil? 🤔

[uncut urchin]

(1.5k+ hours on ASE btw)

[fluid nest]

Shes picking on meeeeee

[keen venture]

that is more like midgame lol. sounds like you just avoided it specifically

[still bloom]

I am an angel, my horns hold up my halo 😇😈

[spice arrow]

Wildcard is so trash, never have i see a game company care so littlw about their players

[fluid nest]

Thats it. Im jumping to Minecraft. You can carry me to base

[still bloom]

This is one of those situations where you see someone who you think needs help but I assure you they are just where they wanna be 😈

[umbral willow]

Can I borrow the squirrel?

[still bloom]

HAHA

[gritty junco]

i just saw a crazy video of you man, is it ai?

i think it’s ai

[fluid nest]

I was tricked

[gritty junco]

NOOO

NOOO

[still bloom]

Shake it like a salt shakaaaaa

[gritty junco]

why couldn’t you just go with it?

[keen venture]

someone plays no other games

[still bloom]

Hey mods is there an emote where I get to throw money and make it rain cause I would really like that

Make it rain on my squirrel

[umbral willow]

[gritty junco]

that is such a bad idea 😭

oh you mean on disc

[uncut urchin]

I mean I kinda just had fun dinking around in singleplayer

[spice arrow]

I noticed you def dont. But all other companies care at least a little bit XD

[keen venture]

most companies literally do not communicate with players, ever, for any reason. a lot dont even update/fix stuff post release 🤷 then you get circuses like gaijin games that get in fights with the players

[uncut urchin]

or suffering on the official network

[keen venture]

delusion

[still bloom]

Nahhhhh in game 😈

[spice arrow]

Lol, like they fixed what??? The auralix

[gritty junco]

that’s such a bad idea

[umbral willow]

Tarkov used to ban people that reported the cheating devs 😭

[uncut urchin]

tbh wildcard does a lot more communicating than some other devs.

[still bloom]

Same just recently met some really nice people who started taking me to do boss fights n stuff im a bob at heart ☠️

[fluid nest]

No let her do it irl papa needs a new pair of shoes 🥲

[keen venture]

it is like a standard industry thing that communicating with players is a horrible mistake for both parties. only indie studios typically do it, and most do it badly

[spice arrow]

Lol XD you prob only play nintendo games other then this. XD

[keen venture]

tarkov devs are a special grade of unhinged

[uncut urchin]

even more harrowing: I don't think I've ever fought a boss on my own either.

[gritty junco]

i’ve never fought a boss, we are almost the same.

[umbral willow]

It’s fun. Especially when things go wrong. My alpha dragon went bad so quick lol

[uncut urchin]

I've done a few in officials but that was with a tribe that gave me a 300 ascended shotgun and told me to do a crime

[spice arrow]

Wc devs spawned in lvl 1000+ dinos for ppl, r did yiu forget about that part XD

Just to try destroy ase

[hollow pond]

They dont play they said it there self

[spice arrow]

Lol

[umbral willow]

That was a mistake and they were removed quickly

[keen venture]

nintendo, the company notorious for never communicating with players or taking any feedback because they think it could never possibly matter and may spoil their vision? clown more

i dont think nintendo has ever changed anything in any game based on player reception

[uncut urchin]

I get suuuper attached to my dinos though, I hope I won't cry when I have to go fight the LC boss

[spice arrow]

You ment when they fix it next year

[gritty junco]

you will cry, but not cause of the dino’s dying

[umbral willow]

I yelled at my pyros after they jumped into the barrier and got stuck lol

[keen venture]

none of the big corporate studios are touching player feedback or suggestions for both volume, PR, and liability reasons

[spice arrow]

Still better then wc though. Wildcard is really the worst. Wish they would sell to rockstarr asap

[uncut urchin]

I'm making a whole backup save before I fight it cause I have heard nothing but horror stories about it.

I'm sure a non-insignificant amount of its issues are because it's an official server

but sill

[uncut shuttle]

@civic bison i opem tichet i lost my tribe for your bug on 6385 pls fix

[uncut urchin]

"I wish I would jump from this pile of horse manure to this pile of cow manure"

[spice arrow]

Losing charathers. Losing dinos in the mesh. Meshholes ever other corner. Half the new dinos dont work. Everyting that does work is coding ripped of other parts of the game with all flaws included XD

[umbral willow]

SnailGames owns Ark IP currently.

[wheat salmon]

ragnaroks crates with loot early game is so funny just getting a crossbow and full metal gea at level 2

[keen venture]

very weak trolling, try something more believable next time

[umbral willow]

Next he’ll say to sell it to Ubisoft lol

[keen venture]

tbh most of these kids are probably too young to have seen a rockstar launch 😂

[uncut urchin]

please no.

[keen venture]

gta 6 is going to be an absolutely majestic shitshow

[uncut urchin]

I love this game too much to see it become ubislop

[spice arrow]

They could sell it to kim from noth korea atm and i would still be happy

[keen venture]

tfw climb an obelisk?

[uncut urchin]

and this is coming from someone whose most played game at 3k hours IS ubislop. and like ,the worst of it. for honor.

[gritty junco]

they would have to be 12 or younger no way! right?

[umbral willow]

That just shows you’re insane lol
Go play a different game

[full mural]

Hi, Lost colony Boss for +15 lvls???

[spice arrow]

Cant even write nimbers and when talking have to say 87+1 to tell what ststs i have on a dino XD but can kidnap ppl

[spice arrow]

Next year maybe

[umbral willow]

That’s a Microsoft thing ….

[keen venture]

could be young enough to have technically been alive, nobody pre-teen is comprehending anything going on with a videogame studio

[uncut urchin]

well, okay, the ark IP is being used and abused by snail games, who don't care about the integrity of the game that thousands of people have played and loved.

ark should get sold to a publisher that gives a damn.

[honest sentinel]

GTA 6 will be a good time to leave this broken greed machine called Ark/

[umbral willow]

I’d hold off.

[uncut urchin]

problem is this guy's suggesting companies that might be even worse for the soul of ark than snail

[keen venture]

enjoy your singleplayer microtransactions from day 1

[spice arrow]

Notjong will be worse rhen wc

[uncut urchin]

which is saying something because snail screwed up so bad WC had to disown ASE

[umbral willow]

I agree but SG will be unlikely to allow that. It’s just one of their best IP right now

[spice arrow]

My stools prob write better coding

[thin chasm]

did they fix ascension?

[spice arrow]

Ofcourse they didnt

[honest sentinel]

Lol I don't buy that trash... if GTA 6 is that? Guess I will have to keep looking for a good game 🙁

[umbral willow]

Some are having success, but no

[gritty junco]

okay so i’m too young to have seen one then

[uncut shuttle]

@civic bison I opened the ticket 4 days ago because of a crash. My character was duplicated; one remained in 6385 and one in 6358.
I transferred my character to 6385, thinking it was a bug. The prompt to overwrite the character appeared, so I pressed OK, thinking it was one of your usual bullshit.
Now I find myself without the tribe anymore.

[keen venture]

GTAV has batshit monetization in online and it prints money, absolutely no way 6 wont cash in on that, always online and in-game shop for miles

[spice arrow]

We have 5 bucks dinos. And you are complaining about transactions in gta

[tawny elk]

Does anyone have the unofficial ase discord server they can invite me to

[spice arrow]

We have op dinos that you habe to pay for

[keen venture]

a one-time purchase cant fund a game like GTA anymore, production costs are too high

[uncut urchin]

it's their only IP. snail strangles every new one it gets before it has the chance to grow. only reason ark avoided this fate is because

A. it's a unique concept that, despite its status as a buggy mess, has never been done nearly as well in any other game, if at all.

B. snail picked the IP up after the original devteam had already made the beta. the game was already in a playable and fun state.

[umbral willow]

I’m trying to think of that game that got released where a bug prevented people from finishing it. And no internet to patch it lol

[spice arrow]

Ark

[umbral willow]

Ark is literally the only game like it to survive

[keen venture]

legend of zelda: skyward sword 😂 that was the day nintendo extremely jankily reinvented internet patching

[uncut urchin]

crazy how so much time and money will be put into a videogame, only for it to be a GTA title

[keen venture]

tons of games have uncommon progression-locking bugs, though. we just dont remember them after they get fixed

[uncut urchin]

truly an evolution of the genre. perhaps even an ascension in its later years.

[keen venture]

the strong manly american xbox crowd that only plays gta/cod/fifa will autobuy it at 90$ on xbox, then buy it again when it releases on PC 3 years later, then buy the deluxe deluxe edition

[umbral willow]

I googled it. Apparently there’s been a lot of games that shipped with huge bugs that prevented finishing it lol

[uncut urchin]

fortunately, xbox crowd is choking to death on the ram shortage.

unfortunately, that won't stop them from making monetary decisions that influence the slow and painful suffocation of the gaming industry

[spice arrow]

Like wildcard will make another op dino thsts behind a paywall. So every pvp player needs to buy it. And thsn after a month nerf it in to the ground since they got their money out of it

[uncut urchin]

also unfortunately: PC is choking on the ram shortage even harder.

[spice arrow]

No one at wildcard tested the gloon even once????? Holy f they are s

[umbral willow]

Tek plunger !!!!! 🤨

[spice arrow]

Could do more testing of their new shit in a day and thats blindfolded and with only my feet

[potent rampart]

Anyone happen to have some carchas, gigas, pyromanes, mabey a rhineyo or 2, mabey a dreadnoutus, those baby feeding dinos, and a good doed and anky to give? Me and my tribemates just started playing and only played on Lc so we have nothing on the other servers and we decided to start a base on valgero and these tames would help alot.

[umbral willow]

Not to sound mean, but just starting and requesting a bunch of dinos right away won’t get you far

[hollow pond]

Nah why do that they just use mods made by bad modders like astros that crash an lc thats broken

[uncut urchin]

They were too busy glooning, clearly

[umbral willow]

Astraeos is a good map done by a good modder

[potent rampart]

Xd just asking, did that on a server long time ago and the community there was awesome basically got a male and 4 females of all top stat dinos

[spice arrow]

They where just rolling in the money everyone paid for this comoletely broken mess they call a new map. Only becouse we are all hooked more on this then ppl are on crack they get away with it

[hollow pond]

Why it crashes an freezes more then any other map

[uncut urchin]

"they just use mods made by bed modders"

one of the best maps in the game

Map made by wildcard

[umbral willow]

I’m sure there are some. But a lot of times we give tames and then 2 days later they quit

[umbral willow]

Only on official. That’s a server issue, not a map or modder issue

[keen venture]

'tis poor ragebait, it is not meant to make sense

[spice arrow]

Not any of the good maps are made by wc

[keen venture]

the more unbelievably stupid it sounds, the more engaging

[spice arrow]

Forjor,
Crystal
Val,
Like every good map was made by modders

[keen venture]

so the modmaps are bad, but the official maps are also bad? lol

[nocturne willow]

People on official be crazy and there is a lot of space for them to cause lag/issues. No issues on smaller pop servers or hella unofficial. Mine never crashes

[keen venture]

got to keep the level of simulated stupid believable when trolling

[umbral willow]

I’m not crazy! My voices say we’re fine

[nocturne willow]

You've been cooked one too many times

[umbral willow]

True

[spice arrow]

Gotto got the ass kissing belibeable aswell

[potent rampart]

Ya we dont do that lol, I've got a whole server of people you could ask was playing with them for a few like a year and a half or more

[keen venture]

anyone who actually plays ark knows astraeos, "forjor" (lol) and val were made by the same guy, try harder

[spice arrow]

Do you even play the game becouze it doesnt sound like it

[umbral willow]

I had a stroke reading that, matz

[spice arrow]

I know and the 1 guy did better then all of wc, rhey should be ashamed

[hollow pond]

They have said they dont

[keen venture]

it is like it regressed to 1200 AD and tried to become french halfway through the word

[umbral willow]

Ok. Try #pve-discussion . There might be some people there trying to offload dinos

[potent rampart]

Cool will try ty

[uncut urchin]

Coincidentally my three favorite maps before the release of LC

[spice arrow]

I hope you really did

[keen venture]

ping me when this guy gets banned for losing his cool when people continue to not take him seriously

[umbral willow]

Or just tame low level females and see if anyone has male ones on mating lol

[umbral willow]

I’m still here, sweetheart 🥰

[spice arrow]

Bummer

[umbral willow]

So you were saying how bad you are at the game. Carry on

[pine coyote]

Some people still crying like babies i see

[spice arrow]

Lol
You def dont even play it XD

[fluid nest]

Who

[shadow timber]

Anyone on smalls in here?

[umbral willow]

A dodo beat up matz

[pine coyote]

Aww poor soul 😢

[pine coyote]

You 😏

[umbral willow]

Yes. He has Bob skills and lost to a dodo lol

[umbral willow]

I heard there’s video of Squirrel shaking it……

[spice arrow]

Lol you def dont play. You have wc d so deep down your gullet

[fluid nest]

BUT WHYYYY

[shadow timber]

Anyone on smalls have a lesser antidote I can get

[fluid nest]

BLASPHEMY

[pine coyote]

Oh poor thing...

[umbral willow]

I don’t get that reference. What’s a gullet?

[pine coyote]

In my dms 😂😂

[pine coyote]

Im joking

[umbral willow]

I don’t have it. But I need to see it

[pine coyote]

Its personal 😂😂

[umbral willow]

I hear it’s a performance worth throwing bills at

[pine coyote]

Peanuts more like

[umbral willow]

He is a squirrel after all

[pine coyote]

Indeed a very angry one

[umbral willow]

Where’d angry matz go? Did a dodo beat him up again? 😞

[pine coyote]

Probably finding something else to cry about 😏

[spice arrow]

Stop trying to argue with ppl that clearly never played this game a day in their life

[umbral willow]

Look at his Xbox gamer tag. Lmao! It’s fitting

[nocturne willow]

omg

[pine coyote]

Dude you make no sense

[nocturne willow]

at least people are self aware

[pine coyote]

Oh 100%

[spice arrow]

Says someone named queenie looking like a troll

[still bloom]

Is snow still here 😭😭😭😭

[still bloom]

Shut the fuck up

[umbral willow]

He’s in jail

[pine coyote]

Awe try harder im not bout argue with a boy who's Gspot is in the booty darling

[tulip sleet]

treelacoleo #fanart-and-screenshots message

[nocturne willow]

That's what we like to see

[pine coyote]

Beautiful kitty

[umbral willow]

Get closer

[still bloom]

#fanart-and-screenshots im in mesh hell

[fluid nest]

Anyone think relogging will help?

[umbral willow]

Ban Sam and Squirrel for meshing

[pine coyote]

I wouldn't recommend try logging

[nocturne willow]

Idk, looks pretty safe in there without the scary redwood creatures

[pine coyote]

You need find a gap tbh

[fluid nest]

SHE FORCED ME

[umbral willow]

Can you put all your stuff in the dino?

[tulip sleet]

watching a parasour chase down a raptor

[fluid nest]

Its just here

*her

[still bloom]

I dont want to lose this stuff 😭😭😭 im just sitting here looking at my queen bee chibi

BEE-YONCE

[pine coyote]

I guess maz went to look up comebacks from Google

[still bloom]

😭

[heady rune]

guys

[umbral willow]

She said she’s in there with tames

[fluid nest]

In her pocket

[tulip sleet]

the mesh taketh, the mesh giveth 150 ez tranq rex stuck in wall

[heady rune]

my vielwyn was full white and now its full black?? how😭

[still bloom]

And drake on my shoulder. This happened once before and I was able to swim all the way upwards and I eventually just reached the actual water

[pine coyote]

Magic

[heady rune]

i think full black its better but has anyone experienced something like this??

[storm wind]

what date does arkpoc wipe?

[heady rune]

i just hope it isnt a visual bug

[umbral willow]

See if you can swim close to ground and have a tribe mate use the dino leash to pop the drake out with your stuff. Unless you can find a hole to escape

[fluid nest]

Whatever it says on the server

[spice arrow]

Like that needed a comeback XD

So no XD

[storm wind]

Thanks G

[umbral willow]

Google was difficult to use and he gave up

[pine coyote]

You mean you dont have IQ to come back of it 😏

[spice arrow]

Lol just keep devening the shit wc pulls

[still bloom]

I DID IT

[umbral willow]

Devening?

[spice arrow]

Lol, like your "comeback" had anything to do with what i said

[still bloom]

i recorded it!!!!

[fluid nest]

YES QUEEN

[pine coyote]

Been dealing with it for 10 years dude, but coding is a funny thing

[still bloom]

oh my fucking god fuck yes THANK THE kush gods!!!!!

[umbral willow]

Shake it in celebration!!!

[spice arrow]

?

[pine coyote]

I love that your tryna act smart that's cute

[fluid nest]

Your poor car is still down there tho

[tough island]

Hi everyone playing Ark 🫡
For those of you playing on Steam, have you also noticed slow cosmetic skin loading when you join servers? For me it was working fine until Sunday, but after the update it started doing this. Do you know anything about it?

[fluid nest]

RIP SAMS CAR

[pine coyote]

I let you use the brain cells you have remaining and work out why I said that

[still bloom]

For the second fucking time man, ive lost a race car and now a truck to the mesh

Them thangs aint cheeaaap

[tulip sleet]

the mesh taketh

[knotty current]

Can anyone help me? i have found a really weird bug and now I cant do my Skill Tree Missions, I was doing missions before the latest Update, about 20 Sec before the Update i finished Missions 9 and was on 10, When the servers came back up I'm now back on Mission 9, but it says i have completed all 3 missions, i died and i also did another row and nothing will fix it, anyone know what i can do?

[still bloom]

Sometimes I think people like this have a degradation kink because they want you to be mean to them so they act like an absolute fucking troglodyte. Let's wait while he googles what that means

[umbral willow]

You could ask for someone at WC to retrieve it. They do sometimes when they have some time

[nocturne willow]

I've had it happening for awhile. Noticed the more things around with skins and/or the more you have installed to load the longer it took. Some also load quicker than others.

[fluid nest]

He's getting his comeback from his mom now

[pine coyote]

Stop it im dead 😂

[tulip sleet]

fallout 3 the pitt

[still bloom]

Oooooo I tried to put in a ticket before but for some reason I can't get logged into the site lol

Wow honestly serious moment I'm so fucking glad I saved my shit, my little Drake even has a ghost costume on and the Santa hat 😭

[fluid nest]

Im so proud of you

[umbral willow]

Banned from the site lol. But no official support for meshed stuff.
But you could ask nicely to Skittles if he has time.

[tulip sleet]

imagine ark pve servers with an unstuck button on a 30m cooldown to prevent spam

[tough island]

For me it was loading very fast until Sunday, then I think they changed something with the cosmetics in one of the patches and it hasn’t worked the same way since.

[umbral willow]

Thralls can teleport up to you in the LC city. Should have the same ability for us lol

[tulip sleet]

communal under mesh tek teleporters for those who fall prey to it

[nocturne willow]

Too easy to abuse.

[tulip sleet]

yea sadly thats true

[nocturne willow]

Yeah, idk. It's been like that since I went on the black Friday sale and got hella custom cosmetics for me. If I uninstall a lot of them it loads a bit quicker

[umbral willow]

Well Arc Raiders has a Stuck button when it notices you’re stuck on something. Should be able to do something like that maybe in Ark

[visual estuary]

Could teleport you to spawn zones

[still bloom]

That shit was so crazy dude seriously hahahaha I'm sorry I took you into the mesh xD

[umbral willow]

Do it again!! And leave him there

[nocturne willow]

Still easy to abuse. Go into a cave or something, get all the stuff you want and then poof back to spawn with it

[still bloom]

I tried to look up the @ but there's a lot of skittles hehehe I'm not sure which one is the right one 😭 maybe next time I catch snow I'll ask them as well lol

[nocturne willow]

#general message skittle

[umbral willow]

He’s the one with the yellow skittle. Sort of grumpy guy 😂

[fluid nest]

I only lost your canteen

[still bloom]

Oh thats fine! I have more ill give you another

[fluid nest]

There a raptor in your basement

[umbral willow]

@pine coyote I’m proud of you tonight

[still bloom]

It happens a lot actually those and dilos

[fluid nest]

Yea well, hes not the one supposed to be eating me

OH shii... he Broke stuff

And your asleep. Lovely

Sam. Im scared

Im only lvl 9 sam. Im not the man of the house yet

[umbral willow]

Kill the raptor to level up

[fluid nest]

Woke up and chose VIOLENCW

[light osprey]

Whenever I collect death essence from a Dino it always says it male ever when I tek binoc the Dino before to confirm it’s a female, will it resurrect to the correct gender?

even*

[fluid nest]

Should be fine. Probably just a visual thing

[still bloom]

Asc pump shotty TO DA DOME

[fluid nest]

It looked like it hurt

[still bloom]

@prisma jungle hello skittle, Im unable to make a ticket and thought it was worth a shot asking. If you or any mod have any time to help me pull a battle rig out of the mesh i would be very grateful 😭🙏🏽

[rare copper]

We can’t sell anything here right?

[still bloom]

Ahhhhh i want to say no? But dont quote me

[pine coyote]

Pardon

[still bloom]

@pine coyote @umbral willow I sent you guys videos of me rising out of the mesh hell like I'm being raptured by baby Jesus

[prisma prairie]

our lc server rolled back a bit ago earlier today, but in that short 15 minute rollback period my tribemate had transferred to our rag.

Now there's a copy of their character chillin' on the bed on LC, what do we do? idk if they can log back into LC safely. Should I kill the dupe?

cuz it rolled back to before they popped on and transferred

[fallen lintel]

You delete this and act like nothing happened

[hollow pond]

Just leave one one different servers an they got 2

[prisma prairie]

I don't understand

having a duped character is..bad, is it not

[fallen lintel]

Good, keep it that way and just follow directions

[hollow pond]

No just cant b on same server

[fallen lintel]

Unintentional, but does not change how you play other than now you gotta do 2x boss fights etc to keep them both up

[umbral willow]

You spelled many words correctly tonight

[fallen lintel]

On ASE I had 9 dupes running around.. got confusing

[hollow pond]

Wasn't it great some times dam i miss mine

[fallen lintel]

Not when I had 9 lol was running out of servers to put them

Reaper pregnancy was great though

[umbral willow]

For real money = ban
For in game stuff , try #pve-discussion or trade discords

[rare copper]

ok

[lucid prairie]

Is there a cool down timer for the Lost Colony Boss?

[pine coyote]

Ill feed you to the tuso

[vital peak]

Fuck this Dev team 5th day in a row I've been kicked from server on wave 50 of an OSD

[spark raft]

Wave 50 kinda wild though

[outer hawk]

acdc - back in black 🙂

[valid pumice]

whats the best use for thralls

[vital peak]

What do you mean kinda of wild

[fluid nest]

I wish you'd hit the sack

[spark raft]

It's kinda wild

[vital peak]

What are you trying to say

[deft delta]

@civic bison stop doing useless stuff and reply to tickets

[thin chasm]

They fix lc ascension?

[vital peak]

Do they ever fix anything

[sharp mango]

Is there a new defence outpost glitch? The chinese tribe on my server keep starting defence than they fly away and let the defence fail on purpose....

[hollow topaz]

You could have put a ramp up from the water for those who fall into the city since you can't fly in lc!! @civic bison

[sharp mango]

y

[fluid nest]

Country rooooooaaaaad take me hooooooooome to the plaaaaaace I beloooooong

[spark raft]

Just stay away from the city

[umbral willow]

They’re just trolling or trying to get alpha outposts to spawn

[umbral willow]

That’s not her job 😒

[vital peak]

@civic bison please give me my items from my osd. 5th day in a row I've been kicked on wave 50. I completely understand WC doesn't give a shit about replacing the items lost, the least you can do is fix your game so it does t happen. Learn to start testing your patches. Take pride in your work. I only at you because I dont know any other devs that use discord. Wildcard do better. Stop adding more problems then you are fixing.

[mellow isle]

Wouldn't it be great if they made a creature that can make a ramp out of thin air? That can go in its own cryopod?

[visual estuary]

If you abandon defence mission and start it again, everyone in range will get full amount of element and sigils. This is anti-drama glitch. Without this glitch every random which hang in your mission gets share of your sigils and reduce your reward.

[untold plover]

actually a good glitch for co-op on the server, will be 'fixed' by teatime 🙂

[visual estuary]

Yes wildcard love to remove unharmfull glitches which fixes the game :p

[pale zealot]

Can tapejaras stay indefinitely on a wall?

[fluid nest]

West virginiaaaaaaaaa mountain mamaaaaaaaaa take me hooooooooomme. Country roads

[mellow cypress]

why can't i search for solwyns using gene scanner

[fluid nest]

Could be that they are all too high of level for your scanner to find

[mellow cypress]

nah it won't even give me the option

like it doesn't show as a selectable creature

[fluid nest]

Oh, probably not added yet then

[mellow cypress]

but gloon and thrall etc are there

[fluid nest]

Oversight is your answer

[static willow]

Dude they need to fix the dams on lc how are you supposed to get cp on this map if everyone has caves claimed so stupid

[mellow cypress]

do it the old school way with chitin and stone

[fluid nest]

GRIND IT OUT

[untold plover]

beaver dams?

[static willow]

Yes

[spark raft]

Just take a megstherium through one of the caves

[static willow]

I am hopping around for hours on this frog

[sharp rapids]

do traits work different with the rhyniognatha, like do they pass down from parents unlike other dinos

[vital peak]

Can you read

[static willow]

Right

[untold plover]

dams r fixed, there r dams now

[spark raft]

Oh nvm he's a pvp person

[static willow]

No they are broke still I have been checking for days

[spark raft]

You said they are claimed

[untold plover]

on the icebergs? that's where i find them

[fluid nest]

Simple fix. Remove there claim 😈

[spark raft]

Exactly

[vital peak]

I guess you cant read. Where is his statement did he say he plays pvp. He said the caves where claimed meaning tribes are blocking the entrance

[static willow]

Yea idk and there is a spot where u lag hard

[spark raft]

I guess you stopped reading cause I corrected myself

[fluid nest]

You too? Im getting hit hard with that on my private server too

[spark raft]

Like brother your not saying anything that I didn't say🤣

[untold plover]

there should defo be far more, there are v few for a full pve server, i bet just the same on pvp that ppl are collecting them almost as soon as spawn atm

[static willow]

Yup every time same spot

[fluid nest]

Must be loading in something huge right there

[static willow]

All the Beaverdam’s in one spot under the mesh lol

[fluid nest]

Just like them bees

[signal hemlock]

hi guys i got a problem here i want to play ark with my friend with a some mods and whenever me or my friend hosts the one that hosts having a huge fps drop and i couldnt find any good servers to play on what can i do ?

[fluid nest]

Rent a nitrado server and customize it yourself

[static willow]

Also, I thought there were spinos on this map. Haven’t seen one in weeks.

[compact shore]

they nerf spino spawn weeks ago

[signal hemlock]

too expensive in my country when i convert the prices, so is there any great the island servers to play ?

[static willow]

I only play official

I’m on small tribes

[signal hemlock]

how can i see official servers in the server browser?

[fluid nest]

There is the possibility of hosting your own, but that basically requires a spare PC to run