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Imagine taking the day off and staying up late but not getting to play the game.
Los colony went to narnia
OPEN YA @55
Todays launch has been postponed cuz we just don’t feel like it
i think @feral sail even went to bed at this point lol
Tomorrow guys 🤣
WildDelayed any updates?
thats skill issue you must be new then
And you’re going to enjoy it like a good npc.
Dolly and wildcard just lost a ase asa player I hope 30$ was good for u 5992 NW w there's base everything is unlocked fuck this game and there devs I'm out
@civic bison give an update


Imagine taking the day off knowing how wildcard delay every update in the last 10years
Some of you need to breath through your noses before you touch grass cause my goddddd
🩸 **Hey folks, quick launch update: **
Xbox and Steam are now expected to release at 10:30 PM Pacific at the (EARLIEST). We are in the final stages of preparing the release
READ GUYS
we might get a skyrim 2 before LC
dont update please, its late already
⌚️🤡
Hello
hi kaly
I Hope it’s good map !
?
Im a potatoe
Wildcard should sponsor a "Guess the Release Date" lottery — winner gets the DLC free
for me in germany it´s early 😂
@civic bison are u sleep?
oe yaa?
thank god it’s only 4 pm over here hoping it’s here by 10 pm
I love waking up at 4am to find out I may not even get to play all day. Thanks WC. Took a day off for this shit.
imagine having to work
I think the reason everyone so annoyed is even after the delay it'll be a buggy mess.
Que se vaya a la verga el ark
Windows 12 is out!
you ahve all been wildcarded
hello fin

You’ll be back
Xbox/steam did the update roll out 10:30pst? or no?
WTH @civic bison get the game tg
Once, only once..but no...
No way the timer is four minutes. Did the Xbox and PC LC come out? I don't think ps5 did yet. Woah 30 minutes is insane
this is how i feel like im waiting for DM reply.....
Thats very mature of you lmao
Because my soldiers do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of this world!
My soldiers push forward!
My soldiers scream out!
My soldiers GLOON!!!
Exactly. People forget games like Cyberpunk that released too early and it became infamous for the worst game launch ever. It was so bad that they removed it off of the store after release.
At least Ark doesn’t do that despite the fuss of everyone. In fact the game was originally delayed today due to a bug they found.
React if 1️⃣2️⃣:0️⃣0️⃣ AM pst lost colony will release
@frozen heart I think you mean Skyrim: Anniversary: Remastered
Thats kinda a you issue
Cya in 2 hours
21GB Download baby!
jajajajajaja
3am here zzz
FUCK THIS

dont ever take this game over your job first mistake
The best bet is to play single player, get familliar with the map and jump on a later server release, the first 1-3 server wave releases are always packed and have latency issues anyway
Hello still waiting… wbu
I am GLOONING RIGHT NOWWWW

👀
Lol this aint an airport dont need to announce your departure noob
hi
at this point my veilwyn is going to expire
Picture
Please wildcard let me gloon already
So are we uploading veilwyns at the start or waiting until we have a base?
fr
Elden ring 2 before Lost Colony?
Imagine taking the day off when wildcard gives a timeframe without 3 delays first
Took the day off work thinking wildcard couldn’t possibly FCUK this up after having so much prep time… wow do they never learn??? Oh well least I can get the last of my Xmas shopping done 😡
Any news yet?
LC Delayed 
PlayStation cry ?
why would u do this lmao
stop defending this unprofessional devs
LOLO
GTA 6 before lost Colony
@feral sail
Lol
Never do that lmao you must be new round here
i quit my job for this dlc and its not even out....
Stfu xbob
2am lel
why do people still take the day off when this happens every time, like bro, at some point you share some of the blame, you know the saying "fool me 3 times shame on me"
how that shi happen everytime
where is lost colony
@civic bison Whats wrong? Give us the gooooon

Ola
I cloned one for start and am raising better with more colors for later 😉
Wc has had how many delays and u thought it was good to take the day off
I'm gooning
have news?
What time does lost colony come out est time?
Be nice if they at least told us what was going on
Vas a sacar un video del mapa cuando salga??
Gloon
What times it there now?
The day they dont is the day they will release it on time

frick ark mang
Orale pues
DEC 18 2025 @ 26:00 PM EST
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What time is lost colony coming
Goooooon
at least we got some more time to get veils ready
7am here i loved that its been delayed lol
Jeje
Bro these devs are so misleading
callate el osico we
Guys there might be a problem with certification
Please delay for 3 more hours so I can be home and ready! :p
Gta 6 for lost colony
Late Colony looks fire
We don't believe you
ppl still cry about delay 😄
Still no update for PS?
4pm tomorrow now
No its a problem with the Devs
@civic bison News
Lost my patient colony
Lost my time colony
Lost my friday sleep colony
imagine complaining about the map not being released when they been doing the same thing since the game dropped xD not do mention that "at the earliest" means at least at the mentioned time but not guaranteed, so it could be a couple of hours extra
12/19/26

Hmm. It I mean how have you not learned? This happens literally every single map without fail.
47g update on steam rn
@civic bison @twilit grotto @craggy solstice really?? 👎
me too mate, UK getting a good release time is nice for a change
We got 19 december before lost colony😭😭😭
After 10 years of playing Ark. I think I would have fainted if it had come out on time. lmao. I don't mind the delay, just wish they would keep us up to date on the statis of the launch.
Lost Discord
😂😂😂😂
see you in 2 hours on lost colony bruv 😄
The ones that cry about delay are fake fans, a real fans knows how this works 
you really showed them
it is part of the process sit there with the boys and just read the discord its the best way to waste time
d
Long day at work, time to gloon 
i think they waiting to release the update til PS5 gets approved, they prolly want to release all them at same time
@civic bison you is late girl
Dolly and wildcard just lost a ase asa player I hope 30$ was good for u 5992 NW w there's base everything is unlocked fuck this game and there devs I'm out
they just farming tears from yall at this point
@civic bison ay least say something xd, idk game ir having troubleshooting wait 6 hour more something like that
Wildcard lost their colony, I lost my patience
@civic bison can we get any sort of update please
fucking the ***** game i watiting 4 hours never play this game
Dolly and wildcard just lost a ase asa player I hope 30$ was good for u 5992 NW w there's base everything is unlocked fuck this game and there devs I'm out
Everyone sitting on the edge of their seats and we cant get a trailer or another update?
i’m glooning and going to bed
No one cares
bye felicia
Atleast drop the trailer
5pm here in Aussie land so atleast the workers going to be done getting home before launch. last few releases been great for the aussies
update????
At this point, can we just say "screw PlayStation"? 🤣
It's ALWAYS PlayStation that screws things over from releasing on time
Dolly and wildcard just lost a ase asa player I hope 30$ was good for u 5992 NW w there's base everything is unlocked fuck this game and there devs I'm out
voce so tem uma tarefa wildcard libera logo esse mapa na steam e os playstation polayer que se explodam kk
I took off work for a month to play the map I’m gonna lose my job because of you @civic bison
man no lost colony, im going back to bed
@civic bison I need sleep say smtng 🙁 ❤️
Dolly and wildcard just lost a ase asa player I hope 30$ was good for u 5992 NW w there's base everything is unlocked fuck this game and there devs I'm out
F
Next best selling ark mod....... Kleenex 🤣 🍻
😂 😂
todo es por culpa de vanguard
Drop the trailer!
coffee or sleep?
dude no one cares, its not an airport dont need to announce your departure
😂😂
Dolly and wildcard just lost a ase asa player I hope 30$ was good for u 5992 NW w there's base everything is unlocked fuck this game and there devs I'm out

DL on XBOX
Say less
Both
bet i could sleep for 12 hours and it still wont be out lol
@civic bison ?
I gotta shit
Laters Wille Will dog 🤙
At this point just release them when ps is ready, why have a cross platform game that is never in sync with the other console. Or just make is not cross platform. Shit or get off the pot !
They just need to learn to give updates, idc if its we will try again for launch in 2 hours just fricken update us
Lol they wont miss you
monster time
@civic bison
I couldn't wait anymore I glooned everywhere 
😝
do no support or anything know what’s going on
Work it!
.

Cry harder daddy
No love I tell ya
If you been playing since ASE and you expected a map to drop when they said it would, thats a you problem lol
Dolly and wildcard just lost a ase asa player I hope 30$ was good for u 5992 NW w there's base everything is unlocked fuck this game and there devs I'm out

Morning all😀
elon would be proud of this launch
I am about to gloom
So PS players gotta delete ark?
Everyone @civic bison
I say ooow ooow come on baby turn the lights off
Someone help pls, I tried to delete my save file and it won't delete, it keeps coming back, I tried almost everything,
I like cheese
shut up dork
Dolly and wildcard just lost a ase asa player I hope 30$ was good for u 5992 NW w there's base everything is unlocked fuck this game and there devs I'm out
hay c la komen bye
@civic bison
Gloon morning everyone
I used to pray for times like this so I can GLOON like this
Cry
🥲
I would not mind getting the trailers dropped and us waiting for the dlc for a bit longer truly I just want my favorite bats back
cya n199a
Refund please
Why is everyone not busy petting their Veilwyns? They need pets.
Don't worry everyone. They should have it released before Christmas
Dolly and wildcard just lost a ase asa player I hope 30$ was good for u 5992 NW w there's base everything is unlocked fuck this game and there devs I'm out
mk el que escriba
Stop spamming u weirdo no one cares trust me
Any devs or @civic bison wanna tell us if private servers will be able to block transfers but allow the specific Dino’s like official can
@atomic cliff es joto
Bye
yo are we gonna get this or what
Dolly and wildcard just lost a ase asa player I hope 30$ was good for u 5992 NW w there's base everything is unlocked fuck this game and there devs I'm out

Goodbye😂😂

Dolly and wildcard just lost a ase asa player I hope 30$ was good for u 5992 NW w there's base everything is unlocked fuck this game and there devs I'm out
mandame a dormirrrrrrrrrr

Dolly and wildcard just lost a ase asa player I hope 30$ was good for u 5992 NW w there's base everything is unlocked fuck this game and there devs I'm out
Dolly and wildcard just lost a ase asa player I hope 30$ was good for u 5992 NW w there's base everything is unlocked fuck this game and there devs I'm out
What time did they say it’s coming out now?
🥀
Also had that recently on (PS5)
Dolly and wildcard just lost a ase asa player I hope 30$ was good for u 5992 NW w there's base everything is unlocked fuck this game and there devs I'm out
@devout locust you streaming mate? Love your pre-hype stuff before launch, always gets me ready!
Vete a dormir jaja
Dude, it's a dlc you will live 😭
Update
Dolly and wildcard just lost a ase asa player I hope 30$ was good for u 5992 NW w there's base everything is unlocked fuck this game and there devs I'm out
Why are different people posting that about leaving the game like is it something over my head cuz I'm tired as heck
I am bathing in the tears of these cry babies, this is the real content at every Wild Card Launch 🙂
So, more delaying?
who tf is dolly
must be new here, EVERY map release is always delayed 4 times..
can we just get an eta this is sorta ridiculous that its a half hour past the time they mentioned and we dont have any kind of an update or anything
They haven’t mentioned anything
did they annouce anything
leave then

So update saturday afternoon?
So many people quitting just because the game is late
At least say something so we can go back to taking a nap. Least you can do.
This isn't an airport.
Also, stop. You're still playing it.
I too am waiting for the dlc
Is it out
Ratty!! I
⚡ ⚡ ⚡ ⚡
I'll be up another hour, then suffer the consequences tomorrow, ain't no way I'm gonna be up until 4 or 5 in the morning.
trailer please
Hey, I lost
can you answer pms?
It said at the earliest also said they would give more when they new more.
Eliteark best
Y el mapa cara de mi huevo
@outer portal smells funny
SOON Colony
So not just PlayStation I take it?
Have yall not learnt that they don't say anything at all and gives the most vague answears because they don't care lol
nop
I can't believe yall let @dragontemple back in this discord
so the usual then? lol
Whats the score? I took time off work, where is it?!
I lost the colony
35 min dely no updates lol
did they find the colony yet?
Such a shame... They can't even talk and give answers
How does one gloon?
@gloomy sand time please brooo
@civic bison ok we've had enough whats the safe word!?!!??!
Just waiting to hear something concrete mate
even Ronnie in here saying something lol

Everyone turn your lights on so we can find the colony!
Hm time miss?
🤡
JUST GOT IT, RELAUNCH STEAM!
We ready
WC's feigning-death segment every time
hello is the new map out yet? Should i check pinned messages for release time or where do find it?
Can we go to sleep or whaaaaat?
😡
Nothing happen
PINAPPLE
its 8:06am right now
Yall they said 12:30 are the earliest, calm down lost colony is coming soon
Did you guys schedule the delay or was the delay delayed too?
where did the glooning channel go
Whats going on ?
The anticipation is kiiiiillllling me
They delaying until @devout locust stream
0/10 Ragebait
its so fucking funny do you also sit on reddit and complayn because your amazon delivery is late ?
Is it just me or is everyone not seeing lost colony after they installed it?
could you do dingle cup with ossidon?
lost colony droppin s👀 n yall i just got in a call with them 💯 🔥
No updates atm not yet though
Tbf wc said 10:30 pm the earliest so
Yall could for real just let us know if we could sleep @civic bison
I just want to know if I should go to bed please give us an update of some sort
People taking days off of work based on a wildcard release date? The people who have never ever released anything on time?
LMAO you deserve it atp
Delayed Every Installment. DEI. 😩
I wanna have a gloon for christmas only a gloomy gloon will doooo no veilwyns or wyverns all I really want is a gloomy glooner and I hope youll wanna gloon with me too 🎄 🦕
hello raasclark!
げんきですか doing good?
Porco dio
I’m glooning rn
:

Gloon Colony
Can I watch
Omg this chat is like paranas
Who’s that
@civic bison ало шлюха когда дроп
nothing said
We gonna get gta VI before we get an update on LC
Did they drop the map yet
Liar. I'm there now and there aint sh there
this is absolutely pathetic of wildcard that they could get this all smoothed out ahead of time and probably wait till last minute to do anything per usuall and again making everyone wait countless hours for there sad game to try and get life back into it but in reality this is not going to help the player base drop because of poor devolpement.
No
im gonna crashout

Glooners assemble
miley wass good? @civic bison
L
Just say it’s delayed again so I can go back to sleep
its 2am... .soooo tireddd plzzzzz trailer or something
We all gonna gloon❤️🩹
🇧🇷 🧐
How have you not passed out yet bud? I'm struggling to keep my eyes open 
when king titan
Gooners assemble
WERE IS THE COLONY
Update out
@devout locust can u use ur powers to get it going Ik you can
@civic bison remember me? I’m baaack
Update up!
can a dev just answer already if there will be console only servers with playstation drop, if not i might aswell go to bed not going to play cross servers and get Hard aim bot and speed hacked on again "all that is said is that a batch of official servers will be dropped "
Is it Glooning time?
yo guys update is out download now
So I been asleep has lost colony dropped or still delayed
Lost
40 min late
hold up, its 30min past the last release time i was given, was ther ANOTHER delay?
Жди, животное ебаное
Are they delaying the the delay announcement?
And we back with short story Delays happen because plans often meet unexpected challenges. Technical issues, limited resources, miscommunication, and human error can slow progress. External factors like weather, supply shortages, or last-minute changes also cause setbacks. Delays are a natural part of complex processes and require patience and adjustment.
Less than 1 hour until it’s dec 19th for wc
sooooooooon
I’m downloading wtf finally!!!!!!
Colony update?! 😩😩👀👀
Look she didn't say what day that 10:30 was on whether pm or am or what month. You guys just need to rest everything in life and wait, else just run through the 1000000000000000 pillars to find that small spot in the back forty. Sorry you stayed up for 12 hours and we wasted your time but here is some we don't really care to go along with it. She expects you to stay up all night and day if you want a decent start on any map and sit in this discord watching her ban people that are dumb enough to say anything negative to them and the discord bootlickers limiting complaints to once every 30 minutes. LMAO what a clown show this is. Seriously all involved should be ashamed. These people pay you great money and all they ask is you to keep up your end of the bargain. They pay month and months out for this content. Yet if they complain its a ban or hate from the company not a I promise we will do better. ITs forget you and forget you too. That is just the facts.
@civic bison
give us an update good or bad @civic bison

Oh man. Why people cant read and have No life
Having 5 minute interval power naps like a Jibber Jabber
u serious
As soon as wildcard drops this map I’m glooning on the Devs
Any news yet ?
Let them work I prefer that they take 2 more hours but that it is not full of bugs and performance problems
This has to be some form of terrorism
When u going live ?
It's wildcard, there's gonna be bugs either way
Thank you agin for everything you and the team does @civic bison @twilit grotto . Much love from my cosmos and I. 
LOL
lost city fk😡
That's crazy jajajajjaja
They did say 10:30 at the EARLIEST.
@civic bison pls I need this my tribe is kinda homeless
Lost King is full of shit
asking for a lot😂
They could take 3 more months and it will still be full of bugs and performance problems.
We should add elevator music to the background of general chat.. just have everyone waiting on some good music
Who remember the endless delay for ASE Extinction and then the 1 week delay after multiple days of delay each day lol
Brother brocoli head you need some rest
love u raas <33
They should atleast be ready at 10:30 to tell us if were getting the DLC or not...
10:30pm tonight Im not surprised
😡 
got prepped with full of energy drinks? can't wait to see some raasoul reactions 😄
Yo what up
Just woke up ready for the uodate
6-7, gloon, 41, low taper fade
It's live
Yay I get out of work in 8 hours hopefully it’s stays delayed until then
We lost lost colony guys. It's too lost to the devs
plays Karma Police
This must be why poet doesn’t give claims
Ok @civic bison I’m here u can let me kno now bae
they fell asleep🧯 one message a 30 min. like were nubs.. at least were on time nubs. 🕰️ although were sad nubs 😭 were just needy nubs 
@civic bison is on on a hot date with GLOON 
I just got the update on steam and on my xbox i have just been restarting them waiting for the update!!!!
Investors follow this discord
Matthew Stafford for MVP
guys the real colony was the friends we lost along the way
They said earliest 1030 ppl. Doesn't mean at 1030 you will get it. Lil
tiren un anuncio de demora al menos ratas culias, ni para eso sirven

Half hour between messages.. Gotta make it a good one! now, lemme think..
Every other game company does certification prior to release. Why does bozo Wildcard do cert day of "release"? Lol
пойду пожру
)))))
@devout locust I'm blaming you for this ... You wanted the delay so you could finish king titan and now it's broken
Lost Colon when?
Devs haven't even got the decency to say oh it's been delayed again shocking
7:10 were gonna make it @devout locust 💪💪
Lost Colonny .. lost?
ban @edgy hearth
Look if we sacrifice 55 million dodo we can get it going
yall just go to sleep lol
come on guys it's like only their 13 or 14th map release, how could they have known....
My presence has arrived.
Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please @civic bison tell us something
how many hours from now and lost clonly will come
Raas has made his presence in chat
nah he lost to sam darnold bro sammy for mvp
Things to know about Ark Update launches:
1.) They're never on time.
2.) As such, trying to hold them to your definitions of time is silly.
3.) Don't take off work for them.
4.) Remember to eat, drink, and sleep IRL.
5.) The updates will launch before the servers do. You will have time to download...and then wait some more, if your internet is fast.
6.) Don't do drugs. Your personality type probably can't handle them.
7.) PST is not the same as PTSD, but one may cause the other.
8.) This is an American game run by a company on the West Coast. Not your timezone? Not anyone's problem but yours. Move to LA. It's awful. I mean great. Nope. Awful.

@strong nimbus is streming on youtube go watch tell him brock sent you
@civic bison pls spawn
:,v
Is the lost colony in the room with us?.. 🤣🤣
Anyone know where my colony is I think I lost it
its actually sad that you cant even take 1 minute to type an update saying there is another delay, besides just not saying anything and making people wait once again. @civic bison
Can we all go back to bed and wake up it be up maybe
in 3 hrs me and my wife go into hospital to have our 3rd baby, i wonder what will arrive first, our baby or this update
Even some statements from @feral sail here would be fun to pass the time
you guys rlly made them raise the cooldown to 30 min lol
@civic bison Will the Thralls be breedable? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Q what going on my guy
Congrats man
Until @devout locust goes live i know nothings gonna happen 🙂
the baby lol
Crazy
gloon academy here
ARK LOST TO LAUNCH
ARK LOST TO LAUNCH
ARK LOST TO LAUNCH
Got up in the uk at 4am knowing i could walk dog eat food do daily chores then dit another few hours until launch lol
What happened to the update?
Tell we the time at the latest, not at the earliest
Lost colony is just the friends we made along the way
Y'all should have let Raas voice Bob 😂
I keep saying this but I'll make it clear incase someone missed it.
Delays are Mandatory!!
at least their consistant
if ur having a baby in 3hrs ark should not be on ur mind twin
Congratulations to you guys!!
All we need is Gloon, Gloon is a way of life, Gloon is love, Merry Gloonmas 
@feral sail When are you arriving? @civic bison @twilit grotto Please speak, it's stressful.
@thin plume ban x3
Someone was typing in announcements then stopped
I want a refund for my lost sleep.
Colony is literally lost
😭😭
Good luck 
gratz
Who would have a release at 3 am. Just delay it till 12 or 3pm when there will be a lot more people available. We all know that every inch of land is getting claimed 5 minutes after launch. Make it fair
!

Yes with an exclusive mating animation
Random fart

Ya I just wanna know how long to nap for
Congratulations 🎉
Active x2 Please 🤗🤗🤗
lost king already said itll be tomorow
dollie Must Be glooning
Guess they lied lost colony was never going to released lol
me rn
Nobody would understand a word said
Are you, are you, coming to the tree

ark lost data...
3am? You think its 3 am for everyone right now bud?

ya merito?
Lost King lied. He meant he would see us in a few days
NOW UTC+8 15:11🇨🇳
Who was art concept designer for the gloon?
DELAY COLONY
@feral sail fell asleep playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure and forgot about the map release
@remote smelt @remote smelt @remote smelt @remote smelt @remote smelt @remote smelt
@civic bison give us something
eh?

lost king so good he stopping launch
They’re to scared to update and delay it again cause they’ve created angry ark survivors 🤣😭
Damn many streamers from YouTube show this chat live ..I want to say a hi to my friends that support me so far and to my dog for the walks he take me
i understand ya bro
🥐
I just smashed my monitor in front of 30 guests at my party because of this game. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This game has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye Ark. I am no longer a fan.
at the earliest at the earliest at the earliest at the earliest kkkkk at the earliest at the earliest at the earliest at the earliest kkkkk '-'
I'm an Aussie, I've heard every accent known to man
Welcome to eu times muahahha
Rand my boy
no surprise but still crazy a so called company that still cant keep us updated is just sad its not like its hard letting us know they can put a 30min cooldown on this chat but not just let is know whats going on...
Don’t worry guys I just applied for a job at WC to get to the bottom of this
Ive just gloomed out of boredom its all over my sister😁👋
Alola

They lost….. the colony 😆
@civic bison ur number
Wildcard is realy screwing up this launch man. Its hilarious lol
So will there be an update ?
The long night definitely has come....
I just smashed my monitor in front of 30 guests at my party because of this game. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This game has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye Ark. I am no longer a fan.
so time for more sleep?
gta 6 would drop before you get in
Man at this rate my 2026 taxes will be ready
So is ark gonna now be 20th December for Europe?
Bed time
Ever heard a Bahamian talk?
wtf should i sleep?!
😂😂
I just smashed my monitor in front of 30 guests at my party because of this game. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This game has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye Ark. I am no longer a fan.
updates out
Gloon vs Dollie epic fights
Delay it for merica 
Did they say when release is?


Hey @civic bison, I know you probably have a lot on your plate right now, but I just wanted to ask. Has the team ever discussed or thought about some kind of trading system on official servers? Something like a trading or vending station where players could deposit items and have them exchanged by other players for different resources or even a kind of auction house. Has anything like this ever been considered?
😂
Everyone freak out stat
How would you transfer with the veilwyn if it doesn’t let you transfer servers in companion mode
See yall tomorrow
give me Gloon or give me death Gloons will save us all
Is it out?
You got a week to play now bro that’s a W
this is not a airport you do not have to announce your departure
Could you please fix the Brazilian Portuguese translations in the game? Everything is bugged, in the inventory, tribe, incubator, HUD, and more.
good you re gone, nobody will miss you
you need to go get help bud. clearly a mental illness going on here
Yup
I sold my family dog to play this DLC..
even the mods went quiet
You ready for all the crazy updating to dododex?
I just smashed my monitor in front of 30 guests at my party because of this game. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This game has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye Ark. I am no longer a fan.
They said it was supposed to come out almost 3 hours ago at the earliest and then zilch
Turn off companion and upload creature to the obelisk
@dense flare
is live on youtube !
I'm sade its 1:13am and the 19 and no update
Everyone is taking it real serious lol
We all knew this would happen & its just a game... they try
I just smashed my tv because that guy said he smashed hia monitor
rip to the monitor
I know you! Lol
Lucky i had to some my mom
88h more later
can this guy get banned
Pipa es bien malo
If you dont name your baby gloon i will be disappointed
They literally always have a delay don’t be a baby over something that couldn’t be avoided (sorry if that is satire)
haha just woke up and still not out who would of guessed and not even a quick update whats going on 😛
This game doesn't deserve us.
Lost Ancient Concept-(PATIENCE)

Imagine being mad about something that is always expected 

@civic bison launch lost colony please
@civic bison! RELEASE THE GOON!!!!
i second this. there are minors on the server
tf is wrong wit you dude
Apparently 50 gloon reacts and dollie releases an update
I see you 🦖 👀
NOOOOOOOOOOO
Rawwwwwr
GLOON
I’ve been waiting so long for this update I haven’t even gotten up from desk in like 8 hours. Thanks to WildCard my diaper is now full and it’s leaking EVERYWHERE. All i want is to play this DLC 🥺
Was hoping I'd be able to do it tonight but... 
At this point just announce the delay with a new eta and let us sleep
we should be getting Found colony by now
Dayum
@civic bison My Lady, whenever you have a moment would you be so kind as to update on the release of Lost Colony? I am dreadfully tired but will remain up if it is coming out shortly ❤️
So
Dolly knows what it's like having thousands of children demanding her attention at once.
Ibet your wife beats you and youre ok with it because it's expected
Gloon morning
Where ma gloon at Dollie 😭 I hope It releases when I got home from work ….

Patience doesn't keep us safe from chinese pillaring the entire maps unfortunately
SONY
Something new?
none of yall realzie dollie is just the messenger lol
Arks golden boy
Raas isnt streaming, he knows something we don't. Its not coming tonight yall throw in the towel
Guys patience is a virtue, it will come eventually
@zenith crag I will gloon all over your face
Update ready
Just got the several update let's go!! Restart your PC

well i just woke up to everyone saying its delayed, well i guess ill just go watch MR. Peanut
My spirit animal is a panicked squirrel.
Bueno!! Mientras sale me voy a aser una paja..
Gloon gloon gloon
Hmm
I dont know why you guys are surprised. They've done this to us every launch and always the same certification excuse.
lol I don’t understand the gloom hype, things looks dumb as heck
@civic bison is there a server list
lol no news ? 🤣
I just smashed my monitor in front of 30 guests at my party because of this game. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This game has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye Ark. I am no longer a fan.


GOOP GOOP
Lost Colony 2026
@civic bison @civic bison @civic bison @civic bison
Y'all @civic bison went night night I think
What about PlayStation?
AZUUUUUL
Update is up
I finna sleep bruh

i had to wait 30 minutes just to send this ossidon
🇪🇸 🇪🇸 🇪🇸
When servers dropp, Im opening up a completely legal Gloon shop
Gloons will be treated with care (just dont check the basement)
Why do some of Veilwyns say 12hr upload delay? But theyve never been transfered.
Once again we were made fools of, and we paid for it, and I still play this? I must have some kind of mental illness, just like the thousands who play it, it's the only explanation.
Got the update
This is what purgatory looks like
123
updating
when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when
Gloon night & gloon morning glooners can’t wait to have a gloon day!

Sighhh
Everyone’s getting so mad😂💀
maybe the real lost colony is the gloons we made along the way
She's gonna text in about an hour stating that the team has been on for awile and they need to sleep and take a break so it'll be delayed till 12:00
Yall might aswell get some sleep now
Playstation has already said is like 8 hours away

@spice pebble you need to gloon more
Hopefully there's an update soon
Can we have a update so @strong nimbus can move on with his stream?

Ark delayed ascended
We’re all ark junkies lmao we need our fix
Damn
🇪🇸 🇪🇸 🇪🇸
is it here yet
@civic bison change the map name to the lost delay.
I'm assuming the 1030pm pst launch didn't happen? I still have no updates.

I got so upset I smashed my pager
Me and my tribe just did the math. On ASE there was a total of 264 days of delays. All maps combined were delayed 264 days. On ASA according to the original road map, the maps were delayed another 9 months in total. 17 months of delays is WILD work from wildcards
Dont worry im holding this cert till you get back
No where was this said
Good night ya. ✌🏽 I’ll eventually find a spot. The pillard spammers always fails
Because they had previously been potted. Once it's unpotted, there's a 12-hour timer.
WC exploded? 😱 They are quiet...
we better get some event with this
Cause its your party and you'll GLOON if you want to, GLOON if you want to
I’m constantly in between deleting and downloading this game. Still cant fathom why i bother till it ‘works’
A 30 minute timeout for chat is absolutely WILD
🇸 😂 😂 🇳
@warm crow ya saliooo... que es lo que diria si hubiera salido
Glad none of us have lives or families!! Itd be a really long day today after being defrauded for $30 for 2 days now (chill its humor)
MAGMASAURS I'M SO EXCITED!
where did you see this
Is the steam update out ?
@civic bison at least give us an update since it has been delayed so long is that too much to ask for
L
Yo @spice pebble inv to cod
.l.
Cuz it's never happend we have message like: hey folks, this time, we act with ur brain and make the certification 1 week early? Surprised? We too! And because of that, the release of the DLC is 2 day early!!!
But can keep dream, it's EVERY time delayed
Gang we are never getting this dlc.
I'm glooning to bed, gloon night everyone.
@civic bison news of late colony?
🤡 🤣
weeee!!
I'd wait and go to bed now but it's hard knowing it will be released and the tools will pillar everything.
She wanna buss down my AP perfect timing
Delay?
@tacit hawk the mental illness you smell is probably closer related to the fact that after 10 years of this people still expect something else and get mad at those who are VERY consistent in their behavior
At some point people need to learn from their mistakes and not blame others lol
these dev's hate us lol
dollie tell us something
The Night Dollie Stole Lost Colony
The tribe chat was lively, the countdown began,
For taming and Noglins, we’d perfected our plan.
But just as the server was ready to run,
A shadow emerged, blocking all of the fun.
With a sinister laugh and a mischievous glare,
Dollie appeared in the frosty night air.
Her wyvern descended, its wings dark as coal,
And she cackled, "Your Lost Colony? Not on my patrol!"
She tore through the files with a flick of her hand,
Corrupting my servers as part of her plan.
"Tonight is for silence, no Tek, no fights,
No Element chaos to brighten your nights!"
I pleaded and begged, "But Dollie, come on!
We’ve waited all year for this night to go on!"
But she smirked and declared, "No tribes will survive,
Your Ark Christmas fun won’t come alive!"
She stole all my engrams, my Tek suits and gear,
And left me with nothing but holiday fear.
"Enjoy the real world," she said with a grin,
"And maybe next year, I’ll let you log in."
Then up to the sky, her wyvern took flight,
Leaving my Colony in a miserable plight.
But as she departed, I heard her decree,
"Merry Christmas, survivors—but no Ark for thee!"
whats the point to say a date that its not going to be
i made a new accout on clash and reached townhall 18 faster than the lost colony realese
Bro can we get a fucking update or what
The Night Dollie Stole Lost Colony
The tribe chat was lively, the countdown began,
For taming and Noglins, we’d perfected our plan.
But just as the server was ready to run,
A shadow emerged, blocking all of the fun.
With a sinister laugh and a mischievous glare,
Dollie appeared in the frosty night air.
Her wyvern descended, its wings dark as coal,
And she cackled, "Your Lost Colony? Not on my patrol!"
She tore through the files with a flick of her hand,
Corrupting my servers as part of her plan.
"Tonight is for silence, no Tek, no fights,
No Element chaos to brighten your nights!"
I pleaded and begged, "But Dollie, come on!
We’ve waited all year for this night to go on!"
But she smirked and declared, "No tribes will survive,
Your Ark Christmas fun won’t come alive!"
She stole all my engrams, my Tek suits and gear,
And left me with nothing but holiday fear.
"Enjoy the real world," she said with a grin,
"And maybe next year, I’ll let you log in."
Then up to the sky, her wyvern took flight,
Leaving my Colony in a miserable plight.
But as she departed, I heard her decree,
Ok I’m tapping out 😝 I got work in 4 hours
i piss on christmas and jesus
@civic bison mi am0r, sacas lost colony o q?
Hahahahahaha, unfortunately, I have to tell you, there are a lot of Chinese players waiting to get into the servers right now... I’ve joined two groups with 2,000 members each, and just from those two groups alone, there are at least 200 people waiting...
callese morro PVE
Gloonagedon
@civic bison just tell us it’s delayed so we can go eepy
they are glooning the release, thats why its taking to much time
soonmer or later^^
It’s ok guys, @civic bison said 10:30, but didn’t say the date tho, it’s 10:30 tomorrow
They just lost the Lost Colony
I want a goth mommy for Christmas
Meow
No u arnt shut up
Any updates
im glooning while im waiting
When’s this shit drop lamp
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
pues nos besamos
Sooooooo…. Still no trailer
And it’s already the 19th
Okay guys that's enough !
I'm a huge fan since years, been playing since 10 years and i just cannot handle this anymore.
I'm deleting my chars and unlocking every dedi, vault, cryofridges of my 6045 W E teleport base. gl and i hope i find happinness in other games.
This ain’t dropping today but you know what is…… avatar wind 💨 and fire 🔥
Wildcard cant release his own games.
@civic bison if we aren't getting lost colony can we at least get those feet pics 🦶🏻?
Some of these comments are wild
Comes at release.
Same
Gloon 
Where are we now? I think you're too late to say there will be another delay, resulting in another delay. 😂😂😂😂
04:15 AM here and nothing...
Said 10.30 at the earliest
Shhhh, Wildcard has gone to sleep now! They'll be back in the morning! See you in 8 hours. 😂😂😂
ANY UPDATE?
😪
Everyone go to sleep
🥺
10:30 PM at the earliest. It's not delayed, it's just not the earliest.
Just go ahead and delay it already, 2:18am est
for a company that doesnt hit deadlines. the least they could do is communicate better when there are delays.
@civic bison @twilit grotto can we get an update atleast so we know whether or not to go to bed
You know shit gets real when the timer for chat is at 30 minutes lolol. Well folks see y'all later
Gonna use my whole 30 min cooldown to say this. No
I wonder if people are getting banned again for freaking out on here over some late content that they worked so hard on.
WHO ASKED
No dice for ps yet
We really prefer to be told that we are delayed 10 more hours than to be kept awake without saying anything.
I like to gloon it, gloon it.

Ciao
they could at least drop the trailer
Just delay it so it launches tomorrow in time for Friday ❤️ then everyone can play at same time together.
😴
Candalostia
R.I.P PlayStation
no announcements?
Gonna use my whole 30 mins timer to say lol
They should not tell us times or date s anymore until they have it launch rddy the one more press button only then they should announce it
This must be NATURALCAUZES
@civic bison ???? where de update
Look in announcements it says 10:30 PM PT
Ya anuncien que se retrasa para irme a dormir 😩😩
@civic bison thanks for all your hard work and dedication blessings 🙏
Update is delayed because I asked for more vegetables last minute and they need to meet my demands to survive
I sure hope they don’t get paid a bonus for being late on every single project they work on……
anyone else just here to watch the drama? my depression is eating me alive so I'm not even playing the DLC, but the entertainment here is top tier
@civic bison Do something
Im gonna use my 30 minute cool down to wish I could gloom in Lc
They took official servers down
NAAAHHHH DOLLY YOU LOST...
Anyone recruiting?
Fell asleep woke up and still not out lol this game is trash
I’m gonna friggin frig out u friggers
Delay number two incoming
Wow
Earliest..
gonna use my whole 30 minute timer to say i’m going to gloon all over you
nupor and pmortin
The copypastas are strong here
Was it supposed to drop an hour ago or is it dropping in 24hours the 10.30 Pacific time is off usually show local time on here
I'm glooning I'm glooning for munyun
This map is so crazy

I'm here guys, just waiting on some info to update you all.
@civic bison can't you guys use freaking discord timestamps? it's not that hard and saves everyone a shitton of time
Release the trailer!
@civic bison i have nothing to say, i just want to be cool and tag as well
Good night everyone smile big
Thats all im hear for
No Gloon for you
Delay Numbers 5 inc
Everyone just go take a nap. Using my message just to say that 😂
Thank you
Same😭, I couldn’t sleep because I was to excited.
PlayStation yall lame tell yalls makers to get locked in
Havent it delayed allready? See u in another 30 min
I should never took the day off of work for the first time for a video game ;_;
@bronze hemlock @brave flame @formal sequoia @dense pewter yall know im the REAL Nacho right…
i swear they fell asleep and forgot to drop ts
30 to wait to play the game vs paying $5 for premium map to play while you wait
@civic bison stop lying to ussssssssssssss
Or maybe people should understand that certifications cant be made 1 week early? Its not how it works
Why THEY even DELAY an announcement of DELAY ??? They could just announce another dalay its fine, but they even delay it
Yay! Dollie! 💕
한국인 게이들 이거 보고있으면 개추좀 ㅋㅋ
me cago en todo sacar el puto mapa
WE GOT ARKED 🇸🇦
There will be three more.
I hope the holidays will brighter your spirit. Always remember, you are not alone and someone loves you🫶🏽
LOST CODOLLIE
I've been waiting amongst you all my brothers and sisters, soon we shall be able to gloon!
give us info @civic bison @craggy solstice @twilit grotto
It’s out!!!
Yayy dollie!!

it's 4:20 somewhere
Looking for my ark wife
let them work and stop calling em up let em finish if ya guys cant wait do a refund and stop waiting on it
imagine having a j*b lmao
Timezones, was 10:30 for me meng
maybe the real "lost colony" were the friends we made along the way
Guys relax. This happens every launch of DLC content. It is all good.
Release the lost king files
This meeting of Ark Addicts Anonymous has now come to order.
Aren’t we all
10:30pm update devs “mhmmmmmm en Que aspecto
Yes for me
Same here lol
Gm marcus told me hes working on the certs
😞
hello minx and bot lol
hey idiots, give an update I swear on my life
Shit game
Glad we're thinking about updating the fans 50 minutes after the "earliest" release time.
why you lion bar
oh no i come back and the Lost King is back offline?! what does it mean
Just wanted to take a moment to remind everyone that we can't let this delay distract us from the fact that on February 27th, 2017, Cracker Barrel fired Brad's wife after 11 years of faithful service. #justiceforbradswife
Has dollie updated ?
No way you’re defending them being late on yet another map release
? when start?
Relex. It not your first time
Was it the poem that got you to respond? @civic bison Also, more info? Thats it, we cooked. Another delay
Giving birth was easier then this.
God speed and happy holidays to you Dollie. Hopefully everything goes smoothly and doesn’t cause more of a riot
@civic bison eta

Delayed 2026
Hope to hear soon i sey an alarm to be up to add to my cluster
maite la mejor jugadora de ark
I'm going to end up hitting my kids if the map doesn't come out in the next few minutes. I'm going to knock my wife's teeth out with my fists.

why do ppl continue to ping dollie as if notifs havent been turned off for years
Is it nap time or not?
🤡
😂😂
can we see the trailer
I see Dollie!
ONE FKN hour after so called delay release 🤡

tame upload
devs are a sleep no updates

🇸 🤡 🤡 🇳
For all of those people who struggle at basic reading comprehension - "10:30 at the earliest" means "Some time after 10:30" - Settle down, touch some grass or go to bed. It'll be out when it's out. Check in next week some time.
At this rate they might as well just say no Lost Colony until New Years.
Not yet?
Shes currently waiting to hear back to give us an update.
Late colony
i said it earlier, i'll say it again. To find the lost colon, need less IT work and more proctologist.
@civic bison just focus you guys got this
Yall need help ikr 😆
Well its not their fault this time
@civic bison just release on steam, the console plebs can wait
earliest 😒
Desgraça
So we still on for 12pst?
im sorry i get to gloon before you ps5 guys.
Need a refund ffs
Thank you dollie! gloon on!
10:30pm was stated to be the earliest it could release.
Simp
Get back my money
they released what servers are being released?
Well, after being up from 3 am (going to sleep at 1) it’s now 7:22 and still no lost colony, knowing my luck it’s gonna release when I’m on the school run this morning 😡😡
dont give us false hope

If ur gonna delay it delay it so I can set my alarm and get a nap.
Where’s my gloon at @civic bison
She literally typed in chat
more like 12 fps amiright guys
I just wanna gloon til the sun comes up ❤️
🇸 🤡 🤡 🇳
First time ? 😂

Typical wildcard
All Playstation users need not apply no one likes yall
map is coming in 2026

Camokill
THE LOST DLC
🎠
Hey dog! You see the size of that chicken?
Speaking my language!
TRAILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
As Adam Sandler sang... PIECE OF SHIT CAR, I work for a piece of shit WILDCARD.
@civic bison Any NEWS??????
Reminder mcpe and fortnite mobile get the same updates on the same day for consoles and pc. With no issues 🤣

Can we all agree this would have been better if they didn’t announce it and just released it?
why ppl tweaking over the trailer I havent seen it
🦎
Gta6 will come out be4 LC

^^^^^^
Release time?🫤
@civic bison hey how’s your night been
hurry tf up dollie
Porco dio pgni volta 3 ore teste di cazzo
@civic bison be mine

hello
@civic bison Yall are doing a great job!!
Is it out?
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