general

[blissful inlet]

Wow it’s like we would like some communication what a crime

[waxen smelt]

lost release xd

[tribal girder]

The delays all good y’all, I just got done glooning awhile ago so I can wait while I have a cig

[gaunt sigil]

delayed again

[violet sable]

Bro
They said 10:30 PM at the earliest

So expect few hours more delay

[umbral kindle]

Why is what and when is why, gibberish i say to you.

[tawny vine]

No other company has these issues ever start holding them accountable they literally have been getting away with being incompetent for years.

[tulip willow]

I need my fix, I’m itching

[sly iron]

@wicked plover baka

[vernal rune]

Is lost

[wicked depot]

Thank you ark gods for the update!!!

[hollow zenith]

Boraa filhãoo, vai lançar isso quando? Em 2027 ? DESGRAÇAAAAAAA

[ripe field]

@prisma jungle @civic bison so for smalls consoles xbox will have like 6 hours of adventage?

[dull crag]

id like to request one dlc release please

[cursive hawk]

? PSs? 😢

[lean lark]

Lost Colony 2026

[dull zealot]

[paper cobalt]

brrrooooo where is lost colony ???

[barren coral]

Bruh where is it

[wooden cobalt]

I guess you could say...the colony...is lost.

[rustic onyx]

This is more entertaining than YouTube rn

[tawdry locust]

Maybe Lost Colony are the friends we made along the way..

[vivid pewter]

They got lost trying to find their colony

[subtle umbra]

true

[thorny pivot]

soon colony

[radiant trench]

We’ll find the lost colony soon boys, Karl urban is my inside source

[scenic ore]

the real lost colony was the friends we made along the way

[stark sand]

need to let us PS ppl kno hoow long to nap for at least

[prime storm]

Why people be lying about updates

[mental arch]

.

[rustic goblet]

???

[lunar hamlet]

[atomic thorn]

idk bro

[quick silo]

Dang all this screaming over something out of the devil hands my god relax ppl

[proper oxide]

so we ready or

[scenic bough]

gloon colony?

[clear oracle]

I'm getting too old for this

[gentle current]

Lost colony after gta 6

[neon folio]

100% agree

[wanton merlin]

colony when?

[snow cliff]

For PlayStation it’s gonna take longer then steam an Xbox apparently

[strong dock]

How to see update????????

[sharp abyss]

💔💔

[echo stratus]

Update?

[stable cloud]

Cadê o mapa?

[clever barn]

67

[alpine latch]

Delayed Colony

[rigid rapids]

Late colony

[latent torrent]

[brisk vapor]

Gm

[bleak spoke]

Lost Colon

[abstract matrix]

[untold schooner]

THE UPDATE IS OUT

[quartz orbit]

If you had work, school, or kids, and have responsibilities that your postponing for a video game you already have bigger problems than the map being delayed. Food for thought. (And if you took time off for this then dang. You played yourself.)

[jovial stirrup]

Lies

[wintry canyon]

I see mine

[near robin]

The Colony truely is Lost.

[cosmic whale]

it got lost 🥀

[orchid plume]

bro

[near tendon]

I got a 10mb lost.colony dl. Nothing.more

[delicate orchid]

10mb download if you dig into the expansion pack info in Microsoft store

[robust beacon]

It's definitely delayed cause servers would have got a shut down warning

[frozen tusk]

Update eventually. Not yet though

[granite knoll]

Not even a “sorry, tomorrow”

[weary cairn]

The lost release

[sonic agate]

I think the delay has to do with Lost King, I think Lost King is still trying to advance in Hello Kitty and wont take the stage until complete.

[shut elm]

glooning out my colony rn

[stable shale]

maybe the update was the friends we made along the way

[queen helm]

can we just throw away the playstation users

[steady bridge]

@cyan coyote we're waiting

[somber glen]

@civic bison At your earliest convenience madam. May I have an update as to the lost colony release? I would like to know if I should sleep or remain awake for its imminent arrival. ❤️

[tropic flare]

W name

[fast bridge]

u have 1 job and it's to release game content, maybe don't say it'll be out if you can't release it

[brazen pulsar]

@feral sail is a COWARD! He is AFRAID

[abstract veldt]

I need lost colony AAAAAHHHHH

[pliant trench]

Good same thing happend to xbox on ext

[honest warren]

sacar ya el puto mapa

[dense arch]

GLOONING TIME

[honest sentinel]

Soon soon s00n sooner 🤣

[raven cloud]

It’s passed 10:30

[flint owl]

Is it working on Xbox yet?

[little cove]

nada ainda

[cyan delta]

U can download something

[severe terrace]

[boreal rain]

Queeeeeeeeeeeee aun no hay salido

[weary tide]

@civic bison leak the gloon spawn command plz

[stray fern]

Quack

[olive trench]

69 is better trust me

[manic sable]

did it drop?

[timid frost]

calcium cannons

[formal flint]

And update on where things stand WOULD be nice..... js

[hushed hound]

PS left behind again

[exotic garden]

[simple nexus]

N

[mental burrow]

map is out !

[errant orchid]

lost colony so lost even the dev's couldn't find it

[dusky willow]

Soon

[amber fern]

Time to gloom

[willow oxide]

Why can’t they do the certification like a week before release like every other game????

[fathom flume]

Late colony

[prime zodiac]

It’s called taking holidays and still getting paid while playing

[steel matrix]

GLOON CHAIN BELOWWWWW

[harsh spire]

we're in the left in the dark wondering whats going on after numerous delays stage of an ark release right now

[opaque basin]

@civic bison Give us trailer atleast :))))

[oblique stratus]

it says earliest at 10:30 PM, it could be tomorrow at 9 PM.

[opal dock]

We want to glooon

[north steppe]

ITS PS5 FAULT

[halcyon grail]

Lol

[rapid drum]

way to blow it ark

[cursive cypress]

12:41 I told you that they never keep to the schedule they say hahaha I'm sure they'll postpone it until tomorrow

[balmy thistle]

Happy April Fools' Day🎉

[mild elk]

im glooning

[zenith ember]

SO HOW BOUT THAT 1030PM LMAO

[torn horizon]

Its not going to drop, these people are incapable of doing their jobs

[golden steeple]

Erm… no update

[sharp panther]

@civic bison news? And PlayStation ?

[tranquil summit]

Patients guy

[long badge]

Best drop before its lost community

[urban ether]

So is it out I can’t find the map?

[halcyon marsh]

ill be back in half an hour guys, temp banning myself from this specific channel

[graceful notch]

delay till december 2026

[umbral ledge]

Chat, I want to goon on @shell solstice

[untold flower]

yall missing the key word "earliest" or something??

[flint chasm]

Please give 12 hour delay

[wintry pawn]

What’s happening

[woven olive]

we are never getting lost colony i hate pirate

[fierce warren]

Y

[distant void]

[plush rain]

Yea there is a 10mb download available.. but if anyone thinks that’s the update .. I got a. Ridge in Brooklyn to sell you..

[storm mirage]

crickets??? any word from someone with actually authority ha

[hazy brook]

Is the update out?

[coral cypress]

Stop lyin

[maiden beacon]

its already tomorrow for most of us

[loud cairn]

Dónde está la actualización

[stray fog]

Just release for steam

[tribal charm]

you've been glooned

[torpid fox]

ready

[frosty isle]

Yall really can't wait for the map to drop instead of spamming messages

[shadow spade]

UPDATE ON WII!!

[white owl]

Ta ruim pra geral que nao saiu att, imagina pro Anty que ta sem luz

[severe stag]

cant wait

[spring kayak]

Not yet

[novel oriole]

10:30 PM Pacific at the earliest

[languid belfry]

@civic bison any chance of an update?

[green pecan]

Shut up

[pallid forum]

from lost colony to lost mods

[sage cave]

[elfin star]

[final mason]

how do you start? its in my library

[spice seal]

You people are so annoying

[inland gate]

Earliest No you’re wrong lack of communication that’s it

[zealous crater]

@civic bison ya?

[little frigate]

[azure marten]

Ni idea

[half badger]

If you those who work don't take 48hours off by 2025, idk what to tell you

[snow totem]

ta ta ta today junior

[burnt skiff]

@civic bison Update us pls

[warm tiger]

J'espère juste que la map va être très dur a jouer,et que ça soit pas facile

[small whale]

said whilst drooling over the chat waiting desperately on the very game they created

[spice vault]

Update out on mobile I’m feeling this map rn

[trail kestrel]

Jajajjajaja

[wet charm]

Im gonna name my first one HypnoToad.! 😛

[near gyro]

Delayed check announcements

[woven dome]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[meager ruin]

@civic bison info pls

[proven flower]

maybe the real lost colony is the gloons we made along the way

[slate mauve]

LATE COLONY

[quasi briar]

I can’t wait to experience this new adventure with you all

[junior badger]

Ark try to hit a deadline challenge

[fallen wren]

They're waiting for the other side of the world to wake up....because they own it 🫠

[obsidian coyote]

No way where's the update

[novel ibex]

[humble monolith]

Cooked

[digital fjord]

hola

[timber burrow]

Its 9:43 am for me

[velvet harbor]

Lost colony

[copper flame]

@civic bison anunciamnets plis

[gentle moss]

QUE CHSM WILDCARD

[hollow dune]

[indigo sun]

Update at Pacific 10:30pm

[marble dirge]

quem é anty?

[spice elbow]

So we upping the delay msg here to 30 mins?

[lavish ingot]

[silk thistle]

I can only gloon so much before I hurt myself. Plz update us

[blissful torrent]

I think we're having fun

[jolly nest]

Is it normally this bad with communication?.

[edgy ledge]

The lost king just wiped the devs before they could finish PlayStation. GG chat

[daring urchin]

I can download,

[terse pulsar]

yes its out for epic games!!

[willow skiff]

its never beent his bad

[frank dew]

Steam update is not out yet guys done belive the non-glooners

[modest pebble]

ALORS DANCE

[halcyon anchor]

Yes

[grave lagoon]

Sometimes worse

[vague sundial]

Worse

[tropic jungle]

wee

[narrow elm]

first time?

[hollow canyon]

Test

[frozen canopy]

k

[hollow hare]

the update isnt out on pc yet

[primal solar]

why is Valguero the only map open on conquest?

[clever cargo]

update???

[still briar]

Ark Late Content 😆

[granite kraken]

Yy

[neon wave]

Has the colony been un lost yet?

[buoyant cloak]

Yes

[autumn shore]

update？？？

[mild grove]

Vai dormir Alécio

[agile blaze]

[rich ridge]

is a shart technically art?

[drowsy gate]

Loosing faith in ark if they had everything prepared and ready to go a week ahead they wouldn't have this issue

[violet sphinx]

[reef orchid]

lol can’t wait to see how much of a shit show this turns out to be once again. y’all rush everything too damn much

[little solar]

[sonic galleon]

lost king went offline. someone resuscitate.

[valid idol]

It's 10 30

[foggy falcon]

IGloonToCartoons

[quiet cedar]

Mãe tem café ?

[rough relic]

Kd atualização?

[final dirge]

[true trellis]

@civic bison ARE WE A GO ?, OR ARE WE A NO?

[turbid totem]

Can I still refund?

[inner latch]

Late Colony

[frozen pawn]

Ark lost update

[cosmic lintel]

[fervent portal]

I think @civic bison is on bed rn

[vital lotus]

[woven nexus]

Previous update is still valid, people. 10:30 at the earliest... How stupid are you lot?

[rapid folio]

The gremlins are invading ark be patient

[naive mango]

babe don’t gloon inside me i’m not on gloon control i’m gonna get gloongant

[opal pulsar]

10:44

[shut harness]

Hi

[wicked warren]

@civic bison unos besos o q?

[sudden marlin]

[warped hound]

GLOON UNIT

[languid wyvern]

where is lost colony @civic bison

[green frigate]

Lost colony got lost

[bold wyvern]

They like to simulate the hopelessness involved with real life survival into the releases. It adds to the vibe

[steel hemlock]

@civic bison please respond to my dms!!

[supple jay]

Pay in advance for DLC= Push back date

[fading osprey]

[fiery oracle]

LES Gustan las sopas Maruchanas ??

[sharp aurora]

Is an idea. How about having things ready before putting out a release date. Just an idea 😉

[tropic creek]

Did you lose the colony already

[gilded cosmos]

We want our money back

[toxic sedge]

The fact there hasn't been another announcement probably means they're trying to release it

[hasty sedge]

@twilit grotto get in the chimney and drop us the trailer!

[sinful tree]

They're working on Launching all platforms together! Amazing! Ty @civic bison ILU bae! 🫶🏻👽

[fair pasture]

Maybe colony is so lost even devs can't find where the patch was saved 😆

[kindred hazel]

Bro they lost the colony

[modest fjord]

[novel galleon]

bro it dont make you smarter to be less annoyed lmao

[empty lodge]

Should have been finished and running on test servers 6 months ago when we paid for it

[still bloom]

Don't complain guys ark is immune at this point to criticism

[pallid mason]

ta aqui no meu ovo esquerdo

[ocean prairie]

You all playing yet Lost Colony? I'm at work.

[snow nymph]

@wicked warren pdj

[fading dragon]

She went home to sleep now we wait until work starts 😩 😒 🙄 😑

[nimble widget]

[maiden saddle]

D
O
L
L
I
E

[idle hollow]

monkey monkey

[halcyon cargo]

even the lost king when to sleep 🤣

[forest latch]

They even delayed the delayed announcement

[heady wigeon]

😃

[storm onyx]

bora libera essa bagaça

[final harness]

:gloom:

[viscid wing]

It’s after 10h30….

[dim mulch]

The lost king is assembling his demonic armies. Unsettling the earth and life around him with his corruption. Sit back. Relax and let prepare ourselves for what awaits us on lost colony. uplifting food for thought. or just plain jibba jabba!

[thorny bobcat]

hasnt dropped

[tough lion]

Why hasn't the update been released yet?

[thick nymph]

still no update? thats amazing

[crude stag]

@dolllie

[undone remnant]

aight time to head over to Nitrado and gloon there

[steel idol]

By "earliest" they mean that even the people that made the shit dont even know when its gonna be done. They so lost in the sauce they asking each other if its done. So just go get some sleep

[peak ibex]

DROP THE TRAILEEER

[still bloom]

wild card hijo de puta

[snow sparrow]

Still delayed

[abstract smelt]

🤡

[wintry current]

SooN

[royal swallow]

the lost colony is the friends we made along the way

[fossil rampart]

[knotty oxide]

[ember bison]

Send feet pics

[dull shell]

[carmine gate]

@civic bison is already <t:1766126531:f> come on i woke up in the middle of the night to play The Lost Colony. Are you playing with out patience now? At least give us an update or just admit that you are waiting because of Playstation

[tawny scaffold]

delay again?

[latent egret]

@civic bison I sent you dino foot pics pls respond

[winged crown]

eik? no updates?

[random mirage]

The update never dropped.

Because of that, my kids died from Chylamindasaurus-19.

A preventable disease.
A patchable disease.

The devs had the cure.
They just didn’t ship it.

Fly high little ones.
Taken too soon by lag, negligence, and poor update scheduling.

[bright pendant]

have we found the colony

[kind torrent]

bro had that happen yesterday, mine was pure liquid and smelly af

[buoyant drift]

Guys I think we lost the colony?

[dawn sandal]

@civic bison whats going on wheres the update Im going to find colony at this point

[spring flower]

THE one piece IS REEEEEAL!

[hybrid oyster]

No update for any yet

[dry coyote]

Bunch of pigeons

[clear dirge]

Steams update been pushed back 4 more hours

[charred elm]

wait for another delay

[viscid prism]

Xbox not installing yet

[soft fox]

Shottek is the goat

[karmic urchin]

did someone get lost in a colon?

[jade field]

30 minute slowmode, delay announcement incoming

[high adder]

DELAY AGAIN?

[sleek locust]

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE

[jade saddle]

🤏 🙀

[olive notch]

PS is launching separate

[night trout]

Wow

[sharp mason]

Woah

[dark tiger]

lost refund

[twin kettle]

Meh.... whats up doc? Where is my paid for product I got a divorce over this

[proud dust]

Gn chat

[fervent yoke]

[runic adder]

then open bobking beach

[gaunt kraken]

Roanoke type shit

[sour meadow]

@feral sail you still awake?

[neat bridge]

I’m glooning it mark, glooning itttttt

[full spear]

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[faint sigil]

@sacred hazel .l.

[ionic kettle]

Tomé café en vano. Ahora tengo sueño pero no puedo dormir. Gracias Wildcrash...

[lapis dew]

.

[meager crow]

@civic bison Ignore everyone that is losing their marbles- I was gonna ask if extra time is needed, why not push back the launch time to the 19th or 20th? I'm sure many would rather wait that extra time for a smoother experience than play when even a small little delay could improve the overall quality of Lost Colony. It's a HUGE deal of a new map! Don't let the haters win! 💪 💯

[meager mulch]

Yall they said 10:30 at the EARLIEST*****

[muted latch]

@feral sail

[wary vapor]

Delay delay delay

[unborn oyster]

@ everyone it has been delayed xd

[polar pike]

This guy is gay ⬇️⬇️⬇️

[last ibex]

Lost colony is I’m playing it Mr

[spring igloo]

@civic bison has a case of the gloon

[strong jacinth]

just leak dollie's feet pics now, i need to gloon to them
just leak dollie's feet pics now, i need to gloon to them
just leak dollie's feet pics now, i need to gloon to them
just leak dollie's feet pics now, i need to gloon to them

[unreal quiver]

[quaint briar]

😭 xbox no update

[grim karma]

Need me a Lost Colonoscopy after all that glooning

[cursive plover]

DOLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[hybrid sonnet]

Y’all found the Colony yet ?

[strong mirage]

@feral sail you seem scared to face my wrath

[sage niche]

[cold sphinx]

@tawny wagon seems like you are here just to troll welcome to my blocklist

[silver ore]

Lost Colony launch yet?

[stiff oriole]

PLZ GIVE A PS UPDATE ITS 1 am

[heavy pasture]

I literally hate wildcard

[fiery junco]

At the earliest….so chill another hour or so i guess

[lofty phoenix]

15 minuets late on release with nothing from the Dev's,

[normal peak]

yay my favorite part of every single expansion launch the silence after missing the launch time but before announcing another delay

[steep goblet]

@civic bison it's the middle of the night here (1:44am). Am I gonna be pulling an all nighter for this release update??

[echo gull]

Ark can never release anything on time its crazy as

[dreamy smelt]

WHEN UPDATE >:)

[pastel hinge]

Did it come out on steam yet?

[tough elbow]

4 hour delay btw

[inner palm]

😂

[viral atlas]

@civic bison just answer 1 people

[covert python]

This map look buns

[empty ore]

@civic bison give us an update

[dreamy plank]

Lo mismo jaja

[graceful dagger]

I would love a gloon plushie

[pseudo fiber]

Cant wait to play lost colont next week

[obsidian kite]

Lost king dc’d in the Wyvern trench and rage quit so he’ll be off for a while but he’ll be back gloon very gloon don’t worry

[dim whale]

@feral sail is gone...

[reef crow]

Hi wegza I’m unicorn 🦄

[hushed carbon]

[nova phoenix]

Buss

[tardy token]

@wicked ruin HI STREAM!!!!!! @wicked ruin

[silver oasis]

6:42am for me 😂

[dense fractal]

I love cheesecake 😋

[cerulean kettle]

9:45 am for me

[light ivy]

i mean they did say earliest 10:30🤷‍♀️

[ionic quest]

Where do you see this delay

[buoyant acorn]

@limber zinc Are you late too dog

[pseudo flower]

No announcement means a delay fyi

[solemn swift]

How much delay?

[late plume]

everyone jonesing for the update are the same ones who quit and hate ark daily.....

[shy cypress]

dolly is not going to sleep with you lil bro

[hollow ravine]

2 day delay then they make it an even longer delay ! Lmao

[hidden trellis]

Its out just got an update

[frank meadow]

This must be some of y’all’s first rodeo with ark delays it’s like this every single DLC launch

[dreamy hound]

I feel like we're getting stood up at the restaurant.

[grave lodge]

lmaooooooooooo

[rich latch]

Nahh bruh you gotta get the memo she doesn’t want you bro move on

[vivid tangle]

Well they did say the "earliest release time"

[limber tangle]

@civic bison

[dry meteor]

@civic bison just respond ur say something ash be back my moneeeey

[quartz scroll]

HELLO!!

[empty sonnet]

Why is there no slow mode smh

[carmine anchor]

lost king go sleep xd xd

[zealous vine]

gnight all

[placid orbit]

@strong nimbus is typing

[strange maple]

Andreas mag Männer

[wicked tapir]

whens release meant to be

[scarlet ingot]

Yo @strong jacinth xD

[willow shuttle]

Rabbit pointing at pocketwatch gif

[swift steppe]

They are sorry for the delays but they cannot get The Lost King off of his Hello Kitty Adventure Island, so have to postpone launch

[violet hare]

@strong nimbusHI

[buoyant forge]

i wanna kiss Keith david

[little sentinel]

All the people working today starting soon 🤣🤣 feelsbadman

[obsidian horizon]

Gloon Street Families for life

[frank mural]

typing in announcements?

[dawn light]

LOL

[atomic basalt]

Bro it’s 1:46 am here. It was supposed to release at 11 pm. WTF

[hazy pier]

[steel drift]

They are here and active they put the chat delay 30mins looool dudes just give us a trailer

[heady tartan]

😩😩😩

[astral field]

@feral sail off playing hello kitty

[timber pine]

#general message

[marble tulip]

[thorny venture]

[burnt sundial]

clearly it wasnt a big one

[arctic stirrup]

@civic bison

[rotund pecan]

[coral spindle]

Guys he typed in announcements

[leaden mulch]

🐉

[blazing tartan]

@feral sail Went off.
Lost Colony has been saved

[vestal acorn]

today guys i survived 100 days of lost colony delays

[woven smelt]

g

[tacit rune]

wake up @civic bison

[median shoal]

/fish

[distant marten]

[dim shale]

???

[wicked hamlet]

i'm glooin for lost colony

[fiery tiger]

🥀

[hollow quartz]

Cheesy fupa

[signal grove]

[obtuse pagoda]

I’m making noodles give me 5 thanks game devs

[shell oracle]

[ruby gate]

will this update alow me to jerk it like taking a poop on the toilet

[lucid stratus]

The had us eu guys wake up at 5am first dnt cry that its 2am foe u

[west lance]

Gloon me harder xD

[signal marsh]

[gaunt forum]

Waiting for LC to drop is like trying to go to sleep knowing tomorrow is the first day of school 😂

[iron solstice]

[winter oriole]

@civic bison

[somber gate]

WERE IS THE UPDATE

[unreal stirrup]

[hearty kettle]

Well I'm going to sleep now I think. Got tomorrow off, hope to wake up to so e cool stuff.

[woeful marlin]

Não prometeram nada e entregaram menos ainda

[muted crane]

@feral sail

[soft portal]

[paper tide]

que ya salga el juegoooooooo

[prime kindle]

No christmas event confirmed,lc delay until next week

[acoustic stirrup]

[keen zinc]

[timid idol]

Ya me ando durmiendo mi dolie

[dim needle]

you can install it now

[solemn hamlet]

Yo

[faint mist]

i think the reason why they havnt said anything is due to it rolling out in 10 mins or so

[earnest pewter]

Downloading on steam

[abstract badge]

its just been confirmed its coming out dec 25 at 11pm cst

[scenic lynx]

that's how it's always for EU releases, 3-4 am. can't make it perfect for everyone

[random brook]

:v

[proper sorrel]

[sick lion]

Omfg...all of you are seriously pathetic...

[limber seal]

[lapis inlet]

It's going to be so quiet in here once they drop this

[silent perch]

[fathom breach]

Anyone elses gloons rock hard?

[scarlet tundra]

thought i saw people say they got it so tried restarting steam, clearing cache already nothing :/

[low ruin]

🧙‍♂️

[vivid ruin]

Update coming tomorrow aftergloon

[timid isle]

Hii @strong nimbus Hiii the stream 🙂 ❤️

[restive hazel]

No Lost Colony ist the right name! They just lost the update

[crude fog]

Has it updated

[mossy pulsar]

anyone down to start the fourth reich over this?

[quick trench]

we built immunity from it

[modest summit]

gonna head to the dog park while i wait to wear out my puppers

[delicate ledge]

Any sell good lvl gloon?

[karmic echo]

It’s out

[velvet wigeon]

Bruh idc im tired of waiting

[lethal cave]

[regal canyon]

@strong nimbus

[vast wren]

Get baited

[viral cloud]

you got baited

[abstract parcel]

[torn mesa]

#general message

[iron edge]

LATE COLONY

[lapis tree]

GOOFYYYYY

[daring ledge]

Is it out on steam???

[indigo lynx]

[honest mulch]

日你妈 退钱

[ornate jewel]

Update finally dropped

[thin stone]

🙏

[arctic path]

Ark Soon Ascended

[open onyx]

where update

[paper bolt]

This has been happening for like 8 years guys. You gots to do better with your expectations. They're going to put you through the wait game every time.

[fallow wyvern]

Have they not released lost colony yet?

[tribal lion]

[dusky comet]

where it at

[frail sentinel]

@twilit grotto what time release

[eternal gale]

@civic bison just give us a realistic eta

[ebon stag]

That’s it delay the delay delaying further delays

[mental hound]

[brisk ice]

Soon, the white knights in here will say "They didn't say 2025 guys.."

[forest hazel]

We just wanna see the trailer though i would like the game XD

[sage spear]

Test

[glacial barn]

Skibidi toilet

[shy stag]

quando sair esta tudo la a jogar fazendo de conta que nada aconteceu como sempre. e a galera do YT toda a explorar o mapa usando auxiliares de memoria. ark asa vale a pena a espera

[digital gulch]

Me daaaaa o jogoooooo!!

[modern basin]

is it possible to at least release an update?

[torn slate]

@civic bison ur a sank

[forest wigeon]

TRAILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

[whole tendon]

no id like the game

[meager ermine]

rnm退钱

[tame vigil]

😭

[unique bridge]

[kind vapor]

Bater uma e ir dormir, aguento esperar mais n kkkkkkkkkkkkk

[timber crescent]

How can the admin team be this shit

[wide lynx]

[tranquil lance]

We must gloon

[urban verge]

🙄

[deft egret]

It’s official guys. Lost colony got lost on its way here. Goodnight all 💤

[kindred gorge]

@civic bison tell us something pls

[sharp stump]

so like, almost 20 mins now do we have a delay or still sitting on our hands waiting moment to moment like cmon

[thin cliff]

Honestly I just come to read the mad chat 😂

[upper sparrow]

Esses cara tudo aura negativa

[icy lily]

Fuimos varios jajajaja

[fossil aspen]

41
Was the colony too lost? XD

[fossil lantern]

I fell asleep in my chair and its not even out yet. We're cooked.

[sick burrow]

@strong nimbus drop the map
We know you work at wildcard buddy

[terse iris]

Zzxzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[dreamy pivot]

👎

[solemn tree]

delay until the other delay is no longer delaied

[burnt crane]

6-7

[bronze panther]

@strong nimbus IM GONNA GOON TILL I GET THE GLOON!!!!!!!

[cerulean chasm]

And then just to read ps userers need to wait extra long

[deep nexus]

@wind vapor je te déteste

[spark raft]

I already know Keith David is fina cook with these voice lines

[open lichen]

👀

[smoky fjord]

alo?

[neon spoke]

where?

[vague turret]

wellll it was fun waiting f in chat and see yah in the morning

[neon rock]

You guys mocked us PlayStation players now you guys are crying for an ETA

[elder nebula]

Yup

[red linden]

Late colony

[royal copper]

is lost colony delayed longer?

[sharp wedge]

balls

[stiff dagger]

ikou

[molten oar]

Por fin, tuve que esperar 10 min para este mensaje, solo diré, se avecina el Delay

[dense kindle]

do i have time to go hunt cultists??

[hollow nest]

I am getting up for work in like 1.5 hrs so this might line up exactly with me being able to play before I leave. 😂

[summer trail]

[tropic bloom]

Trailer let’s go

[graceful tundra]

chat its not releasing,,,,,

[blissful sierra]

welcome to ark my friends, coming from a ark vet.

[hoary iron]

[halcyon oracle]

its so funny to see all the whiners

[marsh otter]

[desert plover]

NNNNAAAAAHHHHH LMAOOO

[shy sundial]

L

[civic pagoda]

The colony is lost

[fiery turtle]

bearded

[vapid crag]

🫡

[copper summit]

they got our hopes up because of the last map release going so smoothly. :p

[sturdy drift]

@civic bison wsp

[proper pebble]

@civic bison 20 min nothing ??

[dusk olive]

It’s the best

[ebon quail]

[true elm]

and late on the delay xx

[balmy crypt]

Update down?

[edgy epoch]

Wasn't it meant to release like 20 minutes ago?

[misty slate]

Worst message of all time

[narrow beacon]

At this point its not dropping soon. Time for bed!

[spice zenith]

[kindred mango]

Ark is gonna ark.

[rich cape]

Check twitter

[solemn dock]

man y say a time and it dont drop :/

[shut shuttle]

at the earliest

[rocky jolt]

Cult of gran

[daring harness]

[mental vessel]

Where it at?

[broken elbow]

Dev Man! Give me Gloon and my life is yours!

[rare copper]

@daring spoke

[gray marsh]

The Late Colony

[compact plume]

they said (Estimated) release not gaurenteeeeee release

[hasty whale]

Well, I'm going to sleep. It's 1:50 in the morning right now Eastern Time.When does come out I hope everybody has a fun time playing?Good night, y'all.

[wintry skiff]

***earliest yes

[thorny geyser]

where is it

[quaint apex]

So we gloon in lost colony I just woke up early hehe

[mellow kelp]

[slender spire]

Any updates on launch?

[weak gale]

[low axle]

eo

[modest bison]

people dont know how to read what part of earliest dont you peeps understand

[rapid flint]

Hi nekatus

[glacial badge]

esto es culpa de @sacred hazel

[brave mauve]

I miss Ced 🙁

[cursive birch]

@civic bison wtf bro

[deft birch]

I would say yeah probably. xD

[fleet cloud]

where's my lost colony

[lost swift]

everyone still complaining?

[halcyon delta]

I cant read fast enough

[proper trellis]

ark has never kept an appointment on time, so it actually feels familiar. But I wish they'd let us know soon how much longer they plan to delay...

[heavy parcel]

I LIKE TURTLES

[lament plank]

[upper trellis]

Pleaseeeeeeee

[umbral roost]

Betting 1 am pst

[narrow sparrow]

@weak gale , my friend!

[gentle bear]

Are your causes natural?

[pliant thunder]

Tik tok devs

[high sable]

what happened¡¡

[sterile karma]

any one get the update yet?

[west cypress]

[idle heart]

[pliant solar]

Replace devs with thralls

[true fern]

can we get a trailer at least?

[sly orbit]

So we waiting ALOT @civic bison

[fast thicket]

[silver kayak]

1:50 am est

[rocky thunder]

Please gloon
I want you, I need you, oh, God
Don't take
These beautiful things that I've got

[granite jacinth]

pls can u delay for 5 more hours

[pseudo dragon]

please announce dolly

[wary lichen]

…

[neat mantle]

[still fox]

cade cade arnaldo

[undone zephyr]

[sharp comet]

Delayed for 4h go sleep ppl

[flat egret]

Cuando sale lost???

[uneven marten]

Did you lose the colony???

[ancient epoch]

I'm gooning to the gloon

[upper onyx]

So PlayStation not releasing tonight?

[green isle]

crazy that other games with more players can release on time
but ARK has almost never had a large successful content update 🤣

[burnt zenith]

Is it out yet…

[minor galleon]

일

[jovial axle]

@timid isle go rush his stream he waiting like a fool go flood his chat with gloon

[gray laurel]

hello my name is delay ive come to delay

[pulsar hemlock]

dollie take nap too xd

[stone zenith]

cadeeeeeeeeeeee

[boreal wharf]

Ark Reseed protrocol a complete success planet rotation so fast that Lost Colony went into hyperspace who knows when or where it will end up. Have a good night all!

[fringe lynx]

It's okay lads I'm going to work now they're waiting for me

[proven pasture]

Why the King check out?

[icy raptor]

is out, download download download

[empty burrow]

Out yet??

[half orchid]

Wait Survival Ascended

[visual drift]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[tacit acorn]

@steel relic boraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[stone crane]

Cya

[halcyon hemlock]

I glooned on my keyboard ☹️

[lofty star]

Hold my hand while i GLOON

[steep harness]

Rawrrrrrrrrrrr

[elfin comet]

Where is my UPDATE!!! 😭

[misty juniper]

Ello @civic bison I know all these “goons” are giving you headaches… the goons themselves look like they’re having headaches themselves anyways drink your coffee and hug the catto it’s gonna be a long day

[verbal bluff]

Arks most famous thing to do 😆

[sudden brook]

like if they are gonna wait for playstation let us know so i can go to sleep it is already 1am and i am staying up for nothing almost 30 minutes past we should of had an update from some one

[arctic sentinel]

On time is like some of my in-laws for thanksgiving and Christmas dinners. Tell em the wrong time so they show up on time

[woven dock]

They will always complain and then when it does release and the maps crash and rollback and characters are lost they will complain more and more and more

[drowsy pulsar]

I ate it

[old musk]

[slate frigate]

2 hours 20 minutes ><

[quiet wadi]

plz dolly tell us

[silver fossil]

omg i just glooned so hard i dont even need the dlc anymore

[supple kiln]

@civic bison libera ai

[frosty heron]

Can we please get a new status?

[unreal sentinel]

yup

[oak coral]

[pulsar tide]

언제 업뎃해줘?

[spark hornet]

[brittle path]

The update is like going to a doctor office. you arrive at 10:30 but have to wait in the waiting room for an hour or more before your able to go back and THEN got to wait longer for the doctor.

[hard copper]

⏰ Como sempre atrasados e não cumprem com nada

[mellow summit]

30 minutes later from the delayed delayed release and it still ain't here lol

[round tartan]

[untold jetty]

@civic bison fell asleep

[narrow thunder]

@civic bison

[misty sleet]

@civic bison going out on a date with me

[nova imp]

lets tag them

[cyan ibex]

Zzzzz

[barren prairie]

I have to retreat to the gloon cave until Lost Colony is released (3:39:41 AM PST)

[pearl arch]

haha go to sleep ill be up all night spaming pillars

[main delta]

[drifting oar]

Delayed again?

[mental bough]

that crazy ..

[west geode]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[lofty leaf]

@civic bison where is the new map

[tawny river]

Honestly makes no sense. How it’s it possible to always be late. Why not just give a date that’s DEFINITELY after the games been tested and certified so that we don’t have to go through this

[zenith crest]

They are very quite right now! Im excited but cant stay up much longer its almost 1am for me.

[covert dune]

Have we lost the lost colony?

[wary dagger]

Why is this so true? XD

[faint kraken]

I see ARK devs still up to their old self I don’t think in my 10 years they have ever hit a release date

[carmine bobcat]

we are at half gloon, more gloons on chat please🥰

[fringe sequoia]

We didn’t start the fire 🔥

[zealous obsidian]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[wooden bay]

@civic bison

[winged igloo]

..zzzzz

[rancid slate]

@civic bison I understand if you cannot do this, but we'd really appreciate an update, IF possible. Please?

[timid mural]

When solid 194 dogs?

[undone forge]

SO MUCH GLOOOONNN

[royal portal]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[strange igloo]

ARK móbile está muerto

[snow stone]

@civic bison pls release it before i gloon all over myself and fall asleep

[simple cloud]

ya o todavía no?

[timid bramble]

[tacit belfry]

My gloon jar is gonna be full by the time the map drops

[dense turtle]

Is it just me or do maps keep releasing later and later US time

[loud owl]

[worthy sorrel]

Tdv no

[white prawn]

"lost" coolony

[devout orbit]

I like Turtles

[nova fractal]

So like yall watched the new fnaf movie

[sinful raft]

I’m glooning

[gilded totem]

[dense latch]

People need to chill out clearly theyre struggling to find the lost colony

[tacit hearth]

yo

[drowsy gulch]

can wild card do there fucking job and release a map when they say theyre going to release it? they wonder why theyre game is dying pff

[digital leaf]

go sleeping guys

[analog wraith]

Oh hey guys

[hollow verge]

@tawny river I dunno, ask Valve. Some people are still waiting for half life 3

[winter fjord]

[steel relic]

Boraaaaaaaaaaaa

[swift ibex]

We regret to inform you that we have delayed the delay to delay it slighter further, but we will eventually release the delay to the delayed delayed release

[balmy crater]

no gloon ,just gloopression

[hollow siren]

why cant we have the trailer yet lol doesnt do any harm

[tight matrix]

hello lost colony please

[stark furnace]

[nocturne swallow]

is Lost Colony up yet?

[long charm]

3 horas para ir a trabajar ya saquen la actualización

[plucky trail]

Any news????
So excited!!!!

[dense ingot]

Orchid has a big weiner

[warped badger]

is gloon glooning to lost colony ?

[haughty wing]

Anyone want a slice of this pepperoni pizza? Its hittin right now

[real plover]

when the trailer on youtube gets released, that's when the dlc is able to download.. its just.. there's no trailer!

[fresh tusk]

Give us notice sooner!
Don't you have any pride as a working adult?

[cosmic cipher]

DROP THE DROPPPP

[quiet aspen]

[weary pond]

Don't worry guys! I am going to go look for the colony that got lost....

[cinder shoal]

Pleasseeee

[sharp swallow]

Is there going to be gigas

[sage spire]

🤡

[kindred zinc]

not yet?

[drowsy dock]

Where's lost colonizers?!?

[visual raven]

Trailer Please

[vale comet]

Release the gloon stien files!

[balmy granite]

ikr like someone should get fired for such bad management, but nah just let the company get a worse and worse reputation every launch

[opaque stream]

boraaaaaaa

[wooden edge]

Is the new map a download like the others on steam?

[celest plaza]

Wuff wuff

[weak tree]

And this is why NA players can't get a good spot on new servers smdh

[gaunt basalt]

at least give us the full tailer please

[robust halo]

No glooning tonight

[little haven]

Elaa nao vem maaais

[fathom gorge]

Did they Loose Lost Colony?

[acoustic sorrel]

We are lost, colony

[wicked sleet]

😤

[foggy lintel]

It's glooning time

[limpid stump]

i dont have lost colony but i wish they would get with the program

[balmy jackal]

No one saw this coming

[frigid mist]

Average wildcard update

[polar terrace]

Lost HOPE

[steady solar]

Maybe the Lost Colony was the friends we made along the way

[dense obsidian]

Report 😬😬

[proven niche]

anyone find the colony yet?

[valid finch]

prob did

[abstract horizon]

I'm glooning rn

[proud brook]

lost colony come back to me

[upper sapphire]

I WANNA GLOON 😖

[lunar peak]

It's glooning time

[tidal magnet]

Right?!

[silent palm]

Where tf are they

[dire walrus]

VOCÊS ESTÃO ME ADOECENDO WILDCARD!!

[long rock]

🍆

[nimble scarab]

Delayed colonies

[deft briar]

WHURRRR IISSSIITT

[broken juniper]

hello @civic bison 10:30 ??????

[strange helm]

generic and totally unexpected 24h delay incoming any second now

[shut juniper]

The lost, lost colony

[strange totem]

yall what to hop into sum duos

[trim valve]

where is the colony

[solid turtle]

Even the Lost King went back to sleep ya 😂

[worn robin]

In 6 minutes we'll get a status update or a release. I almost guarantee it

[spare chasm]

Lost… 😉

[vagrant bough]

Losttttt

[vale drift]

[terse nova]

@civic bison Hey dollie! Just tell me if you can take Reaper to the Lost Colony!! PLZ!!

[amber pelican]

Qué empresa tan irresponsable

[shell harbor]

시발련들아

[dusk kite]

Free gloon, level 150, 2536 melee dmg

[pallid lichen]

[vast gorge]

Lost Colony ist coming with Ark2

[winged condor]

🤣

[neat cosmos]

lets go babs

[fleet stratus]

Watching Jimbobsoss having a merry festive time waiting🤣

[mighty peak]

where's my DLC??

[wooden copper]

its gloon o'clock

[floral yacht]

선생님 진정하세요

[dry marlin]

@hybrid cloud your not gonna be able to play because your forehead will take up all 100 player slots

[fringe sundial]

I cant believe I quit my job for this

[full raven]

invocoo guelgaaaa

[toxic compass]

[errant haven]

10:30 at the earliest..

[gray garnet]

@civic bison I’m going to sleep good night

[tepid cobalt]

dweebs

[trail bear]

Gloon will need stamina and food

[lucid willow]

hi

[oblique pike]

When are we getting lost colony man?!?

[barren orchid]

Honestly I reckon this may be the worst dev system behind any game franchise going 😪

[shut fern]

Revolte

[shy galleon]

@civic bison por lo menos di se atrasa

[sleek sable]

lost......

[fallen tundra]

10:30 at the earliest bro

[marsh torrent]

found youuuuu

[pliant scaffold]

I don’t know why everyone is so shocked it’s not out yet 🤣

[steady seal]

I need a refund

[plush condor]

RIOTTTTTTT

[tranquil sierra]

feels like WC preys on peoples fomo

[eternal summit]

Today’s scheduled launch has been postponed due to unfavorable weather conditions at the launch site.

[willow reef]

Pshh

[frank sand]

Same, and idk how I got to watching im the first place

[versed jacinth]

kinda dissapointed ngl bro i really thoguth this time was the time yall would get it right

[knotty plover]

what can i say

[orchid jackal]

where is my colony

[clear knoll]

Last-minute delays usually mean something serious popped up (cert issues, servers, game-breaking bugs). For games like ARK, launching broken is way worse than delaying — bad reviews, refunds, dead servers, and a permanent rep hit. A short delay can actually preserve hype and avoid a disastrous first impression. It sucks for players, but it’s often damage control, not devs just winging it.

[viral pewter]

beat

[uncut oyster]

Ikr..

[dawn heath]

Only good new is I’m off from work woot woo

[south lance]

Soon lol

[scarlet stump]

I found you

[celest beacon]

literally when has WILDCARD ever been on schedule

[livid marsh]

Is Lost colony out

[gusty ravine]

wat time map come out???

[wicked ruin]

The snow from lost colony is to much and it take time for the lost king to get to the lunch button ! Please wait ! 😄

[radiant forum]

It's okay rocky you go when you feel like it

[uneven furnace]

Best mention?

[haughty pilot]

@twilit grotto @civic bison not good enough, delay everyone u suck

[gaunt estuary]

it was not set set at 1030 it was 1030 AT the Earlyist so its could come out like 1 am pst

[still bloom]

[knotty lance]

OYA

[meager oracle]

Eh

[lilac perch]

We paid for this...

[green rock]

@everyone

[unborn summit]

As always, they don't keep their word 😅

[gentle shale]

Good morning everyone, how is our mental therapy chat doing today?

[hexed zinc]

please just tell us if its delayed i wanna curl up in bed ive been up for 24 hours so far

[slow bear]

it just let me install it unless im dumb

[naive cobalt]

I have 4 more Hours
But my Gf is at Home and will do the Download so we gonna play after 🙂

[hollow flume]

They took our money and ran

[autumn wadi]

Hello

[grand grotto]

760 Million dollars all combined

[floral olive]

Erikaaaa

[lucid rivet]

I would like an announcement 🪦

[forest pond]

No1 cares