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you will need some strong hardware to run it
is a i8 gaming laptop good enough?
it can run ase at the highest settings perfectly fine
whats the gpu
I want the server name
and cpu
I want the server name
and how much ram
uhh whats a gpu and cpu? im not smart at pcs
how i check?
I want the server name
windows key, search "this pc". right click when it comes up, and click properties
j
read off the processor, installed ram, and graphics card
there is no specific server associated with this discord, it is a discord for ark owned by the developers
it shows %
I want the name of the server in Ark
do i tell u that?
what shows percent
the cpu % gpu % and rams %
dms
there are many servers to choose from in the server list or you can browse for servers via #1110925695900713072
@median shore tomorrow, we fight
we do?

i was thinking that could be the joke lol it always being tomorrow
Too expensive. Have some Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles instead
No kpop
sorry but this is how its done
I want kpop character skins
Kpop demon hunters?
This ain't world of warships/gortnite
NO
Why not dino related skins, like characters from jurassic park
Didn't say the magic word
Yes
I know 3 people who would buy whatever was added if it were related to BTS but Kpop Demon hunters are only a maybe
Bs I say more
We’re going up up up up 🎶
You're going down down down down
Under the bed
Yes
Back to golf 
Soda pop girl
Shove him under the bed and make sure he never comes out
Oooo golf
Watching horror movies on Tubi
What it sounds like
Twack
It's nearly midnight here
come on Grace, nothing but the truth now
Thwak
It's a song from kpop
how does it start?
Watch the movie
lmao

I don't give spoilers
Sup

Glad someone can appreciate golf hahah
Easy to do when I got parents and family that love it 
Mini golf is fun… loooooool
I’m not trying to chase a golf ball around a giant field as I hit it 10 feet each time
🧱
Vote stick bug
You’re not old so no need for golf
I’m not an old man no
@red glade is


Oh ya mini golf is super fun. But another alternative to normal golf is a driving range where you can hit the ball as hard as you want 
Never negative !!
Yeah so again 10 feet 😂
Top Golf is super fun
I do love me some mini golf
100000%
I’ve played frisbee golf and I felt like a dog chasing the frisbee haha
Love top golf
me too we just got one close a year ago, been a half dozen times
I wish we had that here
the Angry Birds one is my favorite
VR golf is tha funnest
its really nice and the food is decent
first time on PVP?
then why tf you crying?
So what’s a dino ability that we need on Ark but don’t have yet?
YESSSS. The mini games are so fun. And the food can hit so good too
chameleon toungue
It makes your tongue invisible?
We have that
with the frog yeah kinda you right
camoflage would be cool though
PvP players would be more upset lol
even better
“This guy is hacking cause he was invisible “. 😠
Fr
wouldn't it just be a better rockdrake/shadowmane invisi
a mantis shrimp perfroming a mach punch of course
an archerfish that can shoot flyers out of the air
I think Cookiebaker is doing that
🧼
mine's at hunting souls rn
does the game still crash every now and then or did they fix it?
yes
yes crashes are still a thing
and they will always be
like crashes will just happend randomly?
not randomly
for me i only crash during transfers, but i have fps capped to 60, dlss off, custom cosmetics off
a good half of them are serverside on official tbf
what if its a non decided sever?
Then it can choose
can still happen, it's worse SP at the end of the day
what is?
It's a game with dinos,

I appreciate this servers mods aren’t a bunch of asses. The other server I’m in they’re on some pick and choose power trip shit
It's like the 123 guy
Nuh uh
Don't want to go to Ark Cross, so desist your sales pitch
u sell "bobtales notes from scorched", u can't be serious, we selling notes now 🤣
Bobs
I give them away for free
u tell them otter queen
give it a way give it away give it away now
just 1/2 days, skeleton men
feel ready?
yeah very
*Bob's
Server stabilization ability. Press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, select start and the servers spaghetti code auto fixes and the game becomes optimized
we all know u COOKED, it's now up to WC
no magic can make official pve astraeos stable, short of completely wiping them clean
i say this, but the number of complains has really died down in the past weeks
my WC doing dark nagic
I think the issues with astraeos is the same issues with all the other servers, just more obvious and pronounced because of the size and detail of the map. Wild Card did a rush job of ASA, copying and pasteing code from ASE that didnt work well with Unreal 5.5 and do what ever tweaks and nonsense coding to make it work. Like hammering puzzle pieces from a different puzzle into the one you are working on
@placid hare what's your opinion on catgirls
Ark
If "Youre my friend now, were getting soft tacos later" was a video game
official astraeos problem is an excessive excess amount of dinos and structure bringing the memory usage of the server hosting that map to their limits, no server can handle 50+ tribes with 200 dinos always out and breeding and with 300+ cloners on 24/7. The problem is only exaggerated with the ease of element in astraeos
If it gets delayed……
unofficial and official pvp can handle astraeos just fine
we cage him 
and put him in a 
And make him play Aquatica
u would make a excellent torturer
is mega raptor out
no, it only comes when val does
ffs they lie, we suffer
what u on about? the date is oct 7th, has been since 27th of sep
Dear god
I dunno if i can inflict this on anyone
Would be like perma gluing legos to your feet
On the megaraptor artwork it said SEP 30
New announcements
Read the new announcements
it's the 7th, but since it's WC, they release it late in their timezone, for most of the world it will be the 8th
That is part of the problem yes, but to blame the player base for it is silly. The game although better than what it was is still very unoptimized and the issues lies in the rush job of having ASA released as soon as possible.
WildCard/Snail Games could have impliminted cloner limits per tribe or player ID code, could have restricted number of dinos out etc... but they didnt. So the players play within the ruleset that was implemented.
I have 0 cloners and 0 dinos out unless using it. Sure it gets frustrating and annoying. The base next to me has 40 cloners out but I cant blame them for playing within the parameters of the games rulesets
how about reading the crunch instead of just looking at the main picture
you like getting delayed do you, I understand it now.
Good Evening bestie!! @hardy iris I hope you had a day as fabulous as yourself!
Jade! how was the mall?
Yes after a certain region, that also happens to be Snail Games main HQ location, gets all the prime base spots 🙂
It was lovely!! Over 850 stores plus a theme park w/ rides in the middle!!
What mall
ASA wasn't release as soon as possible it was released before the dealdline Snail put on Wc with the nitrado deal, yes i've been asking for moths for clonner limits, but it needs to be a really well implemented system, limiting per tribe will just force people to make alts and allied tribes, if it's limit on server, newer people are looked out of clonners, my idea, in range lime egg incubator.
Mall of America in MN
Ah I was wondering if it was that one
just used to it, after 8 years of ark, if u learned nothing that's kind of on u
did you go on shell shock spinner?
THE Mall!
Yep. Did the shark attack 3D adventure. Megladons and other aquatic dinos. Recognized them all. lol
Spookatuuuuuus 👻
not today, we are going back tomorrow just for the rides
That's new since the last time I was there, but Underwater Adventures is always worth the trip
Yep did that last time she was out to visit
jealous, all our malls are hanging on by a thread
When you getting the Patrick version of this one where he hold the broom upside down
There used to be three big malls in my city, now there's only one.
Ironically I just went to the mall today to
Ours are booming still, and the oulets due to no sales tax on clothes
three around here now only two and they are a ghost town
My towns dead
but we have casinos yay lol
I remember when my town was now I go down the street and there's houses everywhere
Used to be a thread capital of the world
so nice of them to allow ghosts to live there
Oh we got those to every time we pass it there's a old person going into the parking lot
Could be worse. Ever hear about the Ghost Cities of China?
Thats my neighbor Paul he died 6 years ago
got two pretty nice big ones about 20 mins from me foxwoods and mohegan sun
I added to my purse and hoodie collection, naughty me
rip paul
He's still there just not physically
hoodies must be collected! i get to wear mine once or twice before stolen by daughters
"ASA wasn't release as soon as possible it was released before the dealdline Snail put on Wc with the nitrado deal"
You are reading what you wrote write...... ASA was released BEFORE the deadline Snail PUT ON WC for the NITRADO DEAL. In other words, Snail Games rush WC to release ASA before the completion of the deal with Nitrado because of the penalty clause if ASA was not released before 10/31. ASA was not ready for actual release by then. WC was still figuring out UE 5 at that point. So yes it was a rush job
everyone is a behind the scenes expert lol

like i said, they pushed ASA release to almost the last second they were given
it was like 5 days prior lol.
I understand it was released 5 days prior, my point is that like everything WC, it should have been pushed back and Evolved should have been sunsetted a little later
if ASA was releases as soon as possible it would have come out when jeremy said there was going to be upgrade for the first time in marchish
problem is they couldn't
not much reason to continue ASE when officials at that point had mostly died and they weren't going to release anything else.
as soon as possible as in a working state not as just an idea lol.
thyla just got 200 votes righ now, do people really want it to win that much
Where's the dodo TLC
A FREE upgrade
what in ark has been released in an ideal, 
the UE5 upgrade for ASE was dead before it started. it would've done 1000x more damage then aquatica did.
in terms of the game actually running I mean
not like the AI trailer lol
I do not remember the player count but I do recall the servers I were on were active and far from dead. Small sample size though. Checking sites, it showes 65k active in April of 2023 which I believe is more than the current PC count today
in my crack pot theory, he was talking about the improvements made by grovestreet for the switch coming to other platforms
that is what he was talking about. the UE5 upgrade started because of those improvements.
but it didn't happen because it would've done way too much damage to the existing stuff.
him being vague always caused issues
that counts more then just officials. unofficials didn't die.
if he said it was the work from grovestreet coming to the other platforms and after cleared that the plans had changed in scope
they did say that at the time lol
did he? can't really remember
some of the changes that happened to switch did go to base ark.
don't remember if it was him but they did say that plans changed multiple times. ASA is just one of them.
overall i feel like we aren't in the worst possible (nor even a bad pne) timeline for how ASA went
the UE5 upgrade would've been the worst one.
still large room for improvement
it would've basically done nothing, no crossplay, not much graphics (oldgen is still there), no console mods, saves being broken, all mods being broken, etc etc.
yeah, for an upgrade of the scale it ended up being a new game was the only option
depends on structre tier
look at what happened with the 5.5 update lol. all that stuff happened. now put oldgen in where it can barely handle old ASE and imagine it being included.
depends on what ur buiilding with
stone
think metal is 8
na
8 what? days
12 days
15 iirc stone 11. wood 8 maybe
12 days
16 for metal
Ah, thanks. I thought it was going to be in hours and I couldn't take a break
okay yee i was day off on all. wood 8?
my biggest concern is my dinos dying from hunger
yes
because of spoiling meat
wood 8, stone 12, metal 16, tek 20
a weeek for dino decay to iirc
I know the count does include unofficial, I dont recall and dont believe there were breakdowns of the numbers between official and unofficial at that time.
Snail Games was financially hurting, the deal with Nitrado wiped 4 million in debt. Part of that deal indicated that if ASA was not released by 10/31, than Nitrado would have exclusive server rights to ASE. ASA was then released broken 5 days before that deadline
tht y if no tek troughs u cook the meat. well even wit tek i cook mine
in ASE, a pteranodon would eat 2 meat from each stack before the entire stack spoiled
Anyone know when Halloween event will start
no date yet
who wanna play im solo know my way around ark ascended only 14-18
No clue, mid to late Oct. Would guess a week before the ExtraLife event that starts on Halloween
my guess fear and xtra gonna run side by side some how
copy cats lol
fear just may start a lil b4
lol
oh no its otter

otterly lurking
run
always in the bushes
Otters have more fish
Yaay ty!
Fishing has more fish
Feeeeeesh
I was looking forward to an Arizona green tea with Ginseng and honey but it smells like and leaves a beer after taste so opened a 2nd and a 3rd and they all have the same

I wonder if my old tribes using my chali
ew
bro i went to recruitment and those posts are jst so geeky
Sadly got a bad batch of tea
i jst wanna play pve island
are you telling them to put beans in their tea?
or drink beans as tea?
Was rescuing some dinos you name your dinos weird crap
shi look like rust servers
He really does smfh
Beans with tea to drink
XD
Who would I talk to get help destroying stuff that’s in the mesh?
try making a #reporting-players
Them play officially or go reddit
How long do you think it would take for them to respond
7 days
I’m not sure but that’s how you get things resolved
Can’t build cuz the tribe before me placed foundations in the mesh
And the tribes still active in the area to keep them rendered?
Unless mesh keeps things rendered indefinitely?
Turn out they're trying to build in a non build zone lol
i cant believe no one else has built here theres soooo much metal!
Where is "here"? Asking for a friend
Is that sarcasm
True, cos I've seen both sides of ooo resources ... I'll build right on top of it.....
Wish they made companions not aggro everything in the game . Cant even farm keys without it aggroing the whole ark when its no even done digging up to spawn
Anyone here did boss fights alone with Deinosuchus? How do you avoid them all meshing into each other into a ball?
My last fight they literally meshed into each other and couldn’t move at all
use whistle groups to separate them
I'm getting very bad fps everytime I exit out of any inventory,I'm on the official temu servers btw
Hell yeah
I’m gonna eat an otter 🦦
I heard they taste like chicken
Wildcard pls fix game thx
No you’re not
No you didn’t
Yuh uh
Dollie said I can eat it
Ya gotta kick em,first
No she didn’t 😡 😂
My source Dollie telling me to eat it is (trust me bro)
Naaaaa sources say you’re a bob


Source ark animated series
I am a bob
Hahah
XD
Everyone is a Bob
True
can I be a nomad bob 
Pumpkin Bob
Hello everyone,my name is Bob and I have an addiction,it's like a love hate relationship and sometimes very abusive.
I would believe it
this is a safe space Bob, u can open up, how many did your partner ark u?
why does the bob role exist. Is it so all the wc people and mods know i am a bob and to treat me accordingly
correct
Everybody needs a little Bob in their life XD




because we all want to be like bob.



Can we keep it family friendly,please.
Anyone else running into invisible wall “lag” issues when they weren’t at all before? This is very recent and I’m not sure why
yes but I just assume everything is because of my internet connection so I ignore it
wow, it's that sever, of course we can keep it family friendly
Yes,it's the temu effect
lag is a new thing? how does this new LAG work?
Thank you,I don't want to dust up my ptsd
Joking reasons aside, it is a more severe recent ark development and not because I suck at hosting 😅😮💨
Pretty sure it’s punishment for eating otters
7 years ark bad luck
Bc mine works fine
🤷♀️ 
Aw man I shouldn’t o ate those otters
Probably some custom cosmetic mod
need to be actively raising otters to not have issues
Exactly
I'm just imagining all the times Otterly has accidentally run over an otter while meat running on a carchar and pretending it didn't happen
Bc ark won’t ark you if you’re raising otters
Absolutely never ever ever
Wait how
Nah,I'm straight vanilla and boring

Servers we completely fine and stable. I did a week and a half of testing and a week of it running publicly smooth. No changes, it just appeared lol CS got several updates recently and went off about how their stuff is stable. Makes me a little sus
usually using the numpad number, console i think it's radial menu
Dynamic downloads?

hide your valuables. the pego army is here
On or off?
yes
Nothing is safe!
I’m struggling to fit 15 deinos on the obs circle and when I load I have to run around to the boss area, but when I whistle follow all they all zoom in on my location then get meshed into each other. I was lucky nunatak decided to land right on top of the ball and got demolished otherwise they couldn’t move at all
It's on bruh,thx anyway
Anyone know why it's being buggy trying to transfer its making me go back and forth between keyboard and mouse and controller I finally got it but barely
Doing same thing when I would try to spawn in my bed
@median shore 
Yea the rubber band wall
Sotter
In boss fights I tend to use "Whistle All Go Here" and Attack This Target
Snotter

Literally the worst 😂
Ayeeeee
whens valguero out
Is that when all the Canadians pass sorrys around
Except I'm the only one in my family that actually likes turkey.
So I get chicken

chicken better anyway 
valguero is scheduled for october 7th
I hope you guys have a surprisingly good Monday
17th* 
NO YOU! ❤️
I didn't take it that way,I'm a peaceful Scott,Irish,german with a sprinkle of Italian
I need to learn those controls for console. My problem is meshing, hopefully telling them to go somewhere won’t cause them to bunch up in one area and mesh into each other again
I got the stats to solo alpha but this issue is killing me lol
The 4 most angry groups haha
I get two days a year where I'm supposed to get turkey, I get none 
Yeah that sounds rough. I think most people tend to take an army of a different kind of dinosaur in and then only take maybe 4 deinosuchus in tops
fair lol. get chicken all year and you don't even get them on the turkey holidays 😂
I'm liking them more now tbh!!
What!! Haha
I started getting into football 
Like watching it ..?
Ya
Soccer is more fun haha
Otherwise it would be futball! XD
Oh yay,ball sports
I don't think I'll ever get into that tbh XD
I don't watch many sports ball.
Omg it’s so fun to watch 😂 they’re so crazy
Well Tbf I haven't given it a shot sooo
Just using their head to hit the ball 😂
It’s pure comedy
Infinite concussions 🔥 🔥
what if the sport used a cube? would you watch it then
They take it so serious lol
Gymnastics uses cubes
And many other shapes
Man every sport is so serious. I had a college football game last night and we were all chanting fukc the other team when they were making progress 😭😭
what event uses cubes?
The worst is the parents at games LOL and the weirdest sport is definitely wrestling
frisbee golf is fun tho
Anyone can help
It’s more fun but it’s still just like chasing a disc down 😂
My sku glitching like black stuff
5007 is experiencing major lag atm serious screen freeze
I can’t hit a golf ball or throw a frisbee very far
if your screen is freezing that is your hardware, not the server
Ultimate frisbee is fun XD
Does anyone know when exactly Valguero comes out?
ha i used to play that at camp
Omg I havent played that since high school
october 7th is all we know
No exact time yet
Oct 7
Sometime on that day
Whaaat it’s fun!
Thx
I knooowww
@red glade how was golf?
Terrible 🤣
Wresting and boxing is weird to me but I still don't mind watching it
Liesssss
shhhh
I can throw a frisbee a short distance XD but frisbee golf kills it for me I’m always behind everyone just throwing the frisbee by myself and chasing it down since the person further behind goes first
I dont mind boxing and ufc. Wrestling is okaaayy

Hey does anyone know how to turn on cross platform play for ark2 on PlayStation 5?
Girl, felt 🤣
Worst sport to watch for me is baseball
LOL 😭
Throw it way off into the woods

Then everyone’s just watching you
i like watching tennis but the scoring confuses me
Omg it’s the worst 😂
ark 2 isn't out.
you just join any crossplay server which would basically be any dedicated server you can see. non-dedi isn't crossplay

Tennis is fun and the scoring is amazingly stupid
you don’t like love?
Tennis is cool. The noises some people make while playing it is concerning 😭
bought some pickleball gear recently yet to try tho
The pickleball noise is nice
Thank you!!
When you hit the ball XD
wii tennis yes
i had stitches from wii tennis
Lmao
what? how...
Yo Wii tennis is NOT that serious
obliterated a ceiling light on a serve
debatable
Nah Wii bowling is tho
thats why you wear the strap 😂
true
wouldnt help i directly hit the damn thing lol

yeah
or dont do a jump serve
why would you jump 😂
Wtf 
Okay so short 😂
alcohol may have been involved and it had gotten very competative
competitive wii tennis tactic
That checks out
Lmao
definitely lol
Peaceful ma hoop
still have the scar on my pinkie lol
What have we learned
Haha smash bros used to be sooo competitive between my cousins. Had a whole audience (forcing family like my dad and uncle to watch)
dont do pinkies out
to be shorter and be bad at jumping.
Yess growing up omg lol
I am going to eat the sun
NOOO 😂
And keep your pinky in, fancy pants
What time is valguero gonna release
prolly late pst
No time yet
Usually evening pst though
Is rag messed up or is it just me ??
Yh we Eu's are gonna be fucked anyway
Just u
no matter what time they drop it screws someone
I'm always late pissed
True
blame the earth and sun for not being flat or something.
To go back, and I'm only 18 
Nostalgia gonna hit hard af when I'm older
It's always like 2am gmt
Lmaaaao smash bros is older than you XD
Yes. That's what nostalgia is
Otherwise it's called memory
Shush you're ancient XD
I guess you could also blame the earth for not having just a single pangaea landmass 
how do we reverse continental drift
shit even with that we would b what 6 time zones at least lmfao
still would f someone
yeah but 6 hours wouldn't be that bad.
The truth is we are all slowly spilling over flat earth
if it released at noon then it wouldn't screw anybody. not that wildcard would release it at noon lol
oh
lmfao ya thats tru
True true. It sucks 
Get everyone to* don’t be like that bruh
I find it funny because thats not even what it is
that was the old theory that led to tectonic plates.
nerd
Um otter, I'm very fat
I can delete anything
anything

nope, can't delete otter gifs
Are you offended
nope

Yes, I'm offended u made me feel I didn't have a use
Just like how an otter gets deleted when I eat it 🔥
You give me messages to delete
Just like canoes on Asa
I thought canoes were gen 1?
Yeah in ase
Hey any one got info on currpt rockwell skin As I've unlocked all notes for max level now and was just going thu the rest of the notes question is do I have to get all of the ??? Notes for the skin to unlock cos I'm only missing one and the video I've watched was an old video and says get 4 /15 to unlock one part of suit but nothing is unlocked
2*
canoes is gen2
Okay ouch
Its okay. I already burnt all the ones he brought to Neks server
The canoe mission that you couldn’t win

Good good
skill issue
When is the anticheat release?

Yea u could
Canoes broken
It was definitely because of official lag 😂
lies
Fat people skills
I had 0 issues with any of the races
well dolphin race was broken but except that one lol
Shhhh canoes broken
Mantis 😂
That one spot you get stuck at
Canoes are booty anyway 
it just didn't register controls 
I enjoyed canoes for easy dungeon fishing
That could be Creeper* 
mantis?
Manta *
oh, manta race 😂 I don't remember any issues with that but I didn't really play gen1 much
Wait a damn minute, have you always been a mod or am I losing my mind? @median shore
2 ish weeks
And if you missed it like it was just over
You can’t get the speed to go up haha
10 days 
So I can't bully you anymore?
you can bully snow if you want
why cant i hatch eggs out my incubator
Only by calling him yellow snow
Excellent
Lol.
Tame limit (?)

no its a rockdrake
lol
lol
mb read it wrong no
XD

You sure ?
I didn't know rock drakes aren't tames 
so.... when is the val 2nd delay announced?
@median shore you have POWER. You can post a gif of a snow leopard uncontested!
positive i don't got a lot of dinos
long time no see
original..
oh hi. Grats on the shiny name!
i could, but i don’t like to clog up chat with something unrelated to the convo tho haha
You know what’s actually the worst thing rn
never! no delay!
Who's going to pay for Snow's therapy when they are mod for the first time during a map launch?
are you on officials?
I’m just realizing why you’re named snow and your pfp isn’t just a black and white cheetah
smh
ye
😁
could be the server tame limit.
I'm speechless 
try cryoing something then hatching it
oh alr
Yeah I should have stayed that way 😂
Mods, you must cherish this peace and quiet! Chaos awaits!
I thought I was the space cadet around here 
I have foreseen it!
still not working
I'm confused
Its okay. You're still great.
Are you on official?
In glad the mods on this server aren’t on that pick and choose and power tripping timing. Goated mods fr
only 5 days until Crunch!
yes
Pve Astra ?
2 days until val!
no pve rag
ive been so out of date with ARK. Valguero is dropping in 2 days for ASA?
Okay still probably server tame limit
yep
oh boy

Desmodus When?
fjordur
Ope. Theres the troll 
One step closer to ASA Fjordur
In 2028 🙁

This guy knows the delay is coming, get him!
Or he knows it’s not
Get jack!
He knows nothing. He is Jon Snow
nah, its just val, lost colony, gen1, gen2, then fjordur. assuming crystal and no other map is put in the way.
Not to be confused with yellow snow

Precisely 
why would Crystal Isles come out after Fjordur?
the order got changed. Fjordur is more a com favourite
Dont be mad. Dont forget that I am one big Flaw lmao
Fjordur for lyfeeee
I say maximum 2027 it’ll drop

I mean otter shrine map*
i thought you were flan
dont tell the creator, but it is the best map in ASE so...
crystal and lost island are not currently in the roadmap. crystal can be put anyway but lost has to be after gen2 which wouldn't be before fjordur (since its the favorite)
Thats when Imp likes me.
So, Snow Sucker.. How are you enjoying mod so far?
Because it has an otter shrine
XD
would you like a serious answer or a sarcastic answer
Both!
i miss my aaron longstaff medival tavern base next to the Cherry Tree lake very much
His serious answer is crying bc everyone calls him yellow snow now
😆
otter is trying to get it started
pve extinction 5850 giving unknown error
yei 5850 too
i forgot Lost Island was even a map
I'm excited for this answer
thats why its lost 
it’s been great but i can’t wait to retire
He’s gonna say the other mods are the absolute best and he loves working with us
anyone in mrsmartguy discord?
The words of a good man! I respect you!
less then 2 weeks 😂
xd
Hey, I have yet to call him that 
Yet
im sure i’ll be even more excited as time goes on!
especialy the next time servers go down or something 😂
as far as delays val's was extremely calm 
just wait for patch day and Xbobs cant play cuz MS is holding it up in cert

When Xbox can’t connect

I'll take your place, Snow. I shall orchestrate total war with the ASE discord server.
Been here for downed servers. I cant wait 
in all seriousness i am happy as mod 
why was val's delay SO calm 😂 it felt very weird.
deal
What about me not being able to feed the otters
I will remind you of this very soon
Exactly I’ll be crying the most

saving their energy for the next delay
Dude! This damn Astraeos server keeps going down...and I lost a character. Is it retrievable? Or am I screwed?
who ever started that was rude!
Wasn’t me !!!
i was about to dismiss Val but it does have the deino, which is a top tier tame.
I meant this delay not any that may or may not happen in the future.
damn crash dump triggered
I wonder if they will still be bald sometimes lol
Did she pay you to say that?
no comment
😂
Unbelievable
I want my deinos back.
horrifying
why did you shave your deino
my discord is bugged
That's about as bald as my head
So he wouldn’t be yellow snow anymore
scissors are for ovis and players only!
my discord is stuck trying to post the image but you clearly have seen it...
average discord moment
It was too cursed
I'm glad it wasn't just me.
I took that image when I still played on xbox 😂 for some reason they just didn't have feathers sometimes.
why does that character have 2k health
nah, its not just any xbox that was an xbox one 😂 I didn't even have a one X yet.
looked like he needed rehab
I messed with settings.
In all seriousness, my PC turns into chernobyl when I play ARK 😂
I was also level 176 with 0 ascensions.
hm
Absolute rip off, get Steve Jobs on the phone
already is if you are a new customer
Oh nekatus is spooky again!
I hope this time val drops 🐢
I'm all prepared to make enemies!
are all server down?
No
no
The mods do need some work, it's too quiet in here. 
nah, I'm too busy playing skyrim
Well about that 😭
Oh no i meant on valguero, i even pushed the skill tree quests so i can have 2 active skills for the pillar phase 😁
I’m busy watching a movie where they keep switching languages and I can’t keep up XD
Ah! Forgive me, I am but an agent of chaos.
that sounds undelightful lol
have you ever watched something in another language then realized like 20 minutes in that you can't understand anything 😂 I focus too much on subtitles.
Old people struggles
Unc status
I'm not old 
😂 yes I watched a French movie and I had to keep going back
34 isn't so bad!
Unc
The subtitles didn’t match the screenplay right XD
Different references and stuff lmao
Thats, like ancient
I was born in 2001 😂
I know, I'm 33 myself its sad
I'm a german, what i noticed is that i find myself having thoughts in english. That's not exactly what you're experiencing, but it's odd nonetheless!
Oh, you're younger than me 😂
That’s still Older than the dinosaurs
Unc
I'm 24! I'm but a spring chicken!
You’re the Unc status now
dinosaurs was a film in 2000 so no I'm not 
a disney classic
If i didn't know there were a bunch of older folks on ark you'd be on the best way to make me feel old
Whatever makes you feel better 
i was messing around with IPTV the other day and there was a channel that was 24/7 90s sitcom Becker dubbed in Portuguese, oddly entertaining
You’re still older than me by 4 years so your still Unc status
4 years older is not unc 😂
Breaking bad ended in 2013
Damn this nekatus, announcement popped up but it wasn't what i wanted to see 🤣🤣
still swamp cave broken?
Where's Snow, we need to talk business
so almost 13 years ago? wow i feel old
Snowbot will put me in a cage so don’t summon her too
Who the fuck deleted my fat people comment again
Snowbot is no longer in thy server
I like the. if vice city was made today it would be set in like 2008 😂
the fat people
what’s up?
gta vice city is older then the setting was when it released 😂
Just the man I was looking for! Listen, we can strike a splendid bargain.
go on
This guy about to say the worst bargain in the history of bargains
Death to all Canoes 🛶
If I couldn't take a fat joke, I wouldn't be constantly eating cheese
Stop being so sensitive
when they release canoes i'll go around sawing small holes into the canoes so they sink
Cheese sauce for everyone!!!
insert jack Nicholson nodding gif
I'll put explosive traps on all of them
But the canoe won't be harmed
explosive resistant canoes
dont think a saw is the right tool for that job bud
Exactly!!!
Maybe cover with enough flex seal. That way it no longer becomes a canoe but is all flex seal
It’s more being sensible, the comments may not hurt you, or me but they could hurt others.. and deleted comments aren’t a big deal
Relax
Go tame an otter
Phil Swift is my goat 
a chonky otter
Taylor’s dad?
Yessss 🥰
You need to wage war on Otter's base, I know there's a mod server. You must exact engagement!
make sure it has a liquid flex seal center so if a hole gets made it instantly fills with flex seal and hardens.
Ew Taylor Swift

... vengeance** 😂
Hating on the finance to once great football star Kelce
what do i get in return
Sad timez. I can no longer be caged either
otter plays officials
You shall be granted LORDSHIP-..
I may or may not know the exact location and server of many of her otters
@ThePhilSwift can I get lifetime supply of Flex Seal/Tape
I'm fatter than most of u!
tempting
I don’t think you meant anything mean by your comment
Just it wasn’t good 🙂 ❤️
Would make more sense for everyone in the world to jump
I didn’t see the comment but my feelings got hurt. Someone make me mod so I feel better
Combined ! It’s a group effort
We all jump !
Like Tsunami size orrrrr
You shall prosper!
Like, grab the harpoon, there he blows
😭
Bob reporting
Otter, siege on your base shall begin upon the 7th. Snow has agreed to lead the charge.
Everyone report to the dance floor
Shake it
Dunno, don't want to have more comments reported...
like a polaroid picture?
I will defend her base using anti tank mines and T. rex army
I brought a nuke. Checkmate
No no no! You must remain neutral!
Anyone remember the storm Area 51 meme thing
Are ascerbic and aquatic mushrooms on Ragnarok? Ive found aggeravic and auric mushrooms
The naruto run?
I shall join! I'm in their tribe so I can attack from the inside 
Yeah lol, it turned into dudes hanging outside the gate and having fun lol
You could just talk normal. It’s pretty easy to not have your chats reported
Is this true!?
is valguero still set for oct 7?
how in the world was that 6 years ago
In the swamp maybe
yes
Invite me in and I’ll help!!
ANyone able to click on start game in the main menu? ive tried to verify files, but nothing :/
Yup. Right @hardy iris
Time is like car it goes fast and slow
"normal" for some people seems to get them banned
You shall be rewarded in JEWELS for your cooperation in this matter
Well, I thought I was talking normal, but it's selfsame speech lol
Nah our tribe is anti bacon
I say it’s pretty hard to get banned on this server anyway
@median shore all is according to plan, we have found an INSIDER. Your mod ascension begins in short order.
I mean I don't play on it but I can get on any time and be right next to here insane amount of otters
I’ve been trying
It’s like some people learn to be respectful and nice to others, but people forget to be kind to yourself.
Yeah I found the others on trees there. But I want the ascerbic lol




