The reqy pirate ship, only the finest of pirating operations happen here
#REQYdom
honest cipher
dino nuggets > chicken shaped nuggets
honest cipher
sal too fat for the bullet to pierce throw him and start punching helmsman
wait where is our forum
thick lagoon
daring junco
> sal too fat for the bullet to pierce throw him and start punching helmsman
grabs rapier and begins filleting sal
fuck it's all fat
daring junco
begins taking fight to one side of the vessel without a hand rail
ship lists enough that sal cannot maintain balance, falling overboard
honest cipher
sal graps the ship and the ship flips
honest cipher
daring junco
sal slowly looses hand grip as ship begins to list past 30 degrees
fuck reqy we might have a situation
honest cipher
*sal slowly looses hand grip as ship begins to list past 30 degrees*
sal shouts "YOU WISH I SLIPE BUT I NEVER WILL I WILL TAKE THE SHIP WITH ME!!"
daring junco
begins lifting sails
@thick lagoon get the helm, point the ship so wind comes over the port side
thick lagoon
Bro what, just drop the hydrofoils
Why the hell do you think you're on the aeronautical engineers boat
honest cipher
we need to list the other way to not let sal capsize us <:KEKL:85353291790116454...
damn
y'all got 600kg?
honest cipher
damn
daring junco
srry, didn't mean to be rude
thick lagoon
I'm just confused
honest cipher
idk i love this role play
daring junco
we have sal somehow hanging to the side threatening to flip the ship 
thick lagoon
I at a minimum can match Sal in grip strength
daring junco
honest cipher
sal takes his leave and will come back when he's more fat!
honest cipher
FIRE CANONS!!
canon bounce back
edgy junco
Oh yay 
thick lagoon
but can you match sal in weight?
No but you can't match me in leverage
exotic valley
Lame
grizzled latch
honest cipher
No but you can't match me in leverage
well see about that
thick lagoon
well see about that
You can flag?
honest cipher
You can flag?
i can beat ya in a fight yarrrr
thick lagoon
i can beat ya in a fight yarrrr
With a sword? No fucking chance
Praetor or ced with his kendo maybe
honest cipher
With a sword? No fucking chance
your sword ain't long enough to go throw me fat!
also we got pistols!
thick lagoon
your sword ain't long enough to go throw me fat!
Yeah doesn't matter I can just poke and leave you to bleed out 
honest cipher
Yeah doesn't matter I can just poke and leave you to bleed out <:Haha:9688871874...
if i die you die with me
i will jump on ya and take ya to swim with the shark mate
they will smell the blood
(says in an irish accent)
thick lagoon
i will jump on ya and take ya to swim with the shark mate
How you gunna pull that off when I can do a 60 second quarter mile
Pls don't make me do that tho I puked last time
honest cipher
this is ya boat you can't run away from me
daring junco
this is ya boat you can't run away from me
grizzled latch
Pls don't make me do that tho I puked last time
isn't that just the best feeling? puking or even nearly passing out because you overdo it
thick lagoon
isn't that just the best feeling? puking or even nearly passing out because you ...
not worth unless its death escaping lmmao
grizzled latch
happened to me omw to work once. Was riding up the steep ahh hill full speed with my bike, reached the top, nearly threw up and got dizzy and lightheaded
never doing that again
daring junco
ok everyone here has two options of identification, just add reqys then your position, or you could just do R-(username here) to keep the regular username
just so we know who are on the better ship
thick lagoon
thick lagoon
grizzled latch
parrot please
thick lagoon
grizzled latch
daring junco
one of us, one of us, one of us!
grizzled latch
hasty granite
hi
dusky horizon
cringe
daring junco
@thick lagoon do we modify our ship to have a submarine launch system? 
for minor trolling ofc
thick lagoon
how many xbox controllers we got
daring junco
all of them
daring junco
off to dry dock we go
thick lagoon
can we just launch like 1000 tiny rubber ducks
thick lagoon
aoe attack, just a sea of rubber ducks for no reason
daring junco
aight i'll begin leaving dry dock
we need someone at the stern ready to chuck ducks overboard
@hasty granite we have a job for you
thick lagoon
daring junco
your mission, whether you choose to accept it or not, is to deploy a sea of rubber ducks on command, do you choose to accept the mission? (discord is fucked and my internet is slow )
ok it seems he did
hang on not yet, we need to get near them
dusky horizon
<:hmmsire:1089480493734580344> how many xbox controllers we got
Logitech F710
daring junco
we've gotten a code red response kek
grizzled latch
I got an Xbox controller in my hand rn
daring junco
new intelligence, counter attack, t minus 15 hours, lets get the ship away from dock
gunna chart a course for the bearing sea, they wont withstand the waves
RADAR RETURN 5 NM AWAY
time to start the hydrofoil turbines again
hasty granite
wsup mateys
daring junco
dry docking goin good, hopefully we can get a sub fitted in the next few days
hasty granite
ima go on shore leave then
daring junco
alrighty boys dry docking concluding in a few hours, standby for further instruction
ship now has a submarine launcher and hangar built into the bilge of the vessel, with a submarine harbored inside of the hull
water slowly begins filling the dry dock, a process which will only conclude after ten hours
daring junco
*ship now has a submarine launcher and hangar built into the bilge of the vessel...
to an outside observer, nothing more than a small seam in the hull is present
@thick lagoon good time to inspect the job
thick lagoon
daring junco
they wont sea it coming (pun intended)
thick lagoon
daring junco
thick lagoon
gdi you're worse than punther
thick lagoon
daring junco
if you excited already before this does it mean you entered?
daring junco
anyway, mega trollium tomorrow 
gotta start onlining the ship sometime soon, gotta turn over the generators first
heads down to engine room and fires up main generator
begins flipping on breakers
hasty granite
playing around with the steering wheel
daring junco
heads up to bridge
hydra
i get we goin no where but you could fuck up the ship if you begin steerin stuff rn, we aint even in water rn
anyway
begins initializing computer systems, flipping on autopilot systems, movement augmentation etc, positioning systems begin calibrating
daring junco
heads down to engine room to check generator vitals, confirms engine is running ok, begins taking oil samples, and checking over all engine room systems and fluids
heads to server room to begin inspections and initialization of other computers and systems for ship
heads up and begins climing up masts to inspect radar and other critical comms domes
climbs off masts and uses gangway to head off the ship and down to the floor of drydock to inspect props while little water is still present
climbs aboard ship and dissapears into bridge room
re emerges and heads to anchor room to inspect windlass, windlass, chain, and anchor all appear normal and ready for operation
heads down into lower engine room, climbs into the submarine, flips on auxilary power to charge batteries, begins uploading fuel, starts initializing critical systems, and begins stocking sub with food and other essential supplies
calls contact at lockheed martin and places overnight order for some torpedos
leaves submarine and heads back up to ship bridge
hasty granite
starts fishing off the ship
catches salmon
starts preparing to make salmon chowder
daring junco
*catches salmon*
i'm impressed you caught that in a dry dock with barely any water in it
thick lagoon
i'm impressed you caught that in a dry dock with barely any water in it
dont question his skills
we built the dry dock on salmon spawning grounds for a reason
gud eatin
daring junco
oh yay the dock is full
bay doors open, ship engine turns over and boat begins floating away from dry dock enclosure
yacht slowly floats sideways toward regular dock to upload fuel and other supplies, including.. a small order of munitions
begins procedure of loading torpedos into submarine
@night gyro since you're a reqydom follower welcome
night gyro
hvass is dis
daring junco
the reqyacht
daring junco
the reqyacht
the superiorest pirate ship
anyway we set sail soon, take time to familiarize thyself with yacht
Any out of dock maneuvers will be done in the lounge, or any action visible to the enemy
daring junco
@thick lagoon @night gyro time for a voyage out
grizzled latch
daring junco
simply gunna check out how our inboard submarine deployer operates
thick lagoon
daring junco
yacht arrives at undisclosed point in the ocean and starts a gps anchor hold
begins making preparations for unmanned sub test
daring junco
do you wanna head in? we just need to drop the sub for ten minutes and grab it again
thick lagoon
nah, worth knowing if we can remote control a sub into another boat at ramming speed
daring junco
just to check the boats launcher is safe
daring junco
nah, worth knowing if we can remote control a sub into another boat at ramming s...
anyway
launcher door opens, sub begins lowering into water, as auxiliary support systems disconnect
sub fully submerged and connected to control systems, launcher door closes
submarine sets a course after submerging 50 ft, begins moving full throttle forward to attempt top speed run, meanwhile ship moves to confirm submarine deployment has not changed any performance characteristics
ship checks regular thrust mechanism, and foils, all speeds come back normal
after reaching top speed, sub reports hitting 30 knots, proceeds to return to vessel, door opens and sub redocks
@thick lagoon we got the numbers
it's stupid fast for a sub
not super stealth but it's an old ship we against
gets ship on course for dock
thick lagoon
daring junco
either it's a good escape vessel or we use it to tear the other vessel in half
just start at high depth, point upward, give full throttle and give it full buoyancy prob will exceed 30 knots
daring junco
@thick lagoon i wanna deploy plan RD from the sub
thick lagoon
daring junco
drop a payload of rubber ducks off from below, they won't know we are there, but will only see rubber ducks appearing
daring junco
sounds like i have permission
alright, time to undock the sub
sub begins undocking from mother ship, after doing so it submerges to 200ft, no longer visually detectable
now we go hunt the other ship down
sub hears something similar to a wind powered vessel 90 degrees port off the nose, begins tracking sound, slowly approaching
ship undetectable by enemy
daring junco
ducks deployed, returning sub
sub arrives at ship near port, and docks to mother ship
wonder how much of a response this will get, if they cant even locate the source of the duckies
daring junco
what trollage do we do next
grizzled latch
canon kaboom
daring junco
they don't seem to care about the prank
daring junco
loads fuel up into boat, topping it off along with auxiliary tanks, also takes time to upload a full payload to sub
begins loading up 20 weeks worth of backup food into submarine, along with the main vessel as part of maintenance procedures
thick lagoon
daring junco
@thick lagoon they tried pranking us
they're mounting a full scale attack with clones of glue
disregard it's only psychological
exotic valley
daring junco
@thick lagoon they're trying to sink our ship with cats, do we just go ahead and sink theirs?
daring junco
i should also mention silo 8, yeah we apparently have an icbm aboard too
though that's overkill
silo 8 will only be deployed in the unlikely event we get overcome with extreme force
otherwise be prepared to evacuate to the submarine in case of catastrophic conflict/disaster
just for @night gyro and @hasty granite in case of future conflict ^
captain is out currently but will be informed in a few hours
thick lagoon
<@133813477239291904> they're trying to sink our ship with cats, do we just go a...
glue for dinner?
Yeah sink em
daring junco
<:QuagPuffin:1151090241323671593> glue for dinner?
they all heat stroked and died in the engine room so ig
thick lagoon
trebuchet them back
daring junco
<:frogzivi:1091329487154712576> trebuchet them back
what's the payload?
thick lagoon
what's the payload?
dead glues
grizzled latch
i have been kidnapped apparently
grizzled latch
honest cipher
<:jesperisconcerning:1152704082876825600>
hasty granite
i should also mention silo 8, yeah we apparently have an icbm aboard too
ooh la la
daring junco
it. was deployed but i don't remember the result
im hanging out on the submarine rn tho, do we have a ship status?
sub to @thick lagoon do we have a status of the mothership?
thick lagoon
unsure i was stealing their boat
honest cipher
yea i'm out i got board of the RP
daring junco
oh crap
night gyro
what's the payload?
69 Tonnes
daring junco
just got back from sonar operations and it appears the reqyacht has been sunk @thick lagoon @night gyro
night gyro
just got back from sonar operations and it appears the reqyacht has been sunk <@...
lucky for you i have just purchased a new even bigger yacht! B)
thick lagoon
daring junco
we need hydrofoils fitted, icbm silo, and sub hangar mounted inboard of the hull
night gyro
i will leave that to you for outsourcing
daring junco
also send photo of this yacht so we can reqify it
daring junco
i will leave that to you for outsourcing
copy that, starting for the dry dock
grizzled latch
I would have protected us but i was at work
daring junco
lemme see if i can go acquire a whole ass warship
intel has it that they have acquired a ship capable of 100km/h
our knowledge of techniques has apparently leaked or whatever and they want a sub too
thick lagoon
they want a sub but don't have an aeronautical engi
exotic valley
<:QuagCorn:1130618915312111666> they want a sub but don't have an aeronautical e...
I mean that is space/air, not water
exotic valley
Good thing i dont have to engineer it
daring junco
good thing we engineer our stuff
it actually works good
we should prob double or triple the speed of the next yacht
thick lagoon
oh
cool they didnt engineer it themselves
just release a methane vent and they sink
daring junco
new yacht has successfully been outfitted, and has left dry dock
now with 3x the cruising speed on foils
submarine proceeds to enter the inboard sub hangar to refuel
shit they can fly
anyway here's the SS reqy
diff boat since the last was sunk
daring junco
shit they can fly
@thick lagoon i think we need to negotiate with a military to purchase an aircraft carrier gotta beat them at their own game
this also lends itself to a strong drafting campaign
ima go negotiate
thick lagoon
<@133813477239291904> i think we need to negotiate with a military to purchase a...
do it
thick lagoon
shit they can fly
i aint worried bout some wright brothers aircraft
thick lagoon
do we care about being evil
daring junco
idk do we
daring junco
i dont think so
the papers have been signed, welcome the uss Kronos
thick lagoon
i aint doing shit but firing a torpedo down
also this will sink your boat maybe dont
daring junco
thick lagoon
you ever seen what a methane vent does to a boat
daring junco
no
thick lagoon
complete loss of bouyancy as the methane bubbles rise
daring junco
also we could advertise free jets to people to hire
ah
let's launch the campaign soon
thick lagoon
i have another instant KO strategy
daring junco
<:frogzivi:1091329487154712576> i have another instant KO strategy
do we deploy the sub fleet?
thick lagoon
nah, I just have to outbrain them and they wont know how to deal with it, a theoretical sub war they can fight
but uhhh, we gunna need to fit that aircraft carrier with the most insane waterpumps you'v ever seen, both directions
gunna turn that bitch into a wake generator and flip a boat
or however you wanna vary the bouyancy rapidly
daring junco
thick lagoon
boat rolls/pitches in reaction to the wake as it goes over it
time the creation of the wake to hit after it's on the 3rd change after the wake
repeat until tip
daring junco
we could use absurd amounts of engine power to to lift the nose out of the water and then use engine power to move forward, all that displacement and plow angle will fucking rock their shit with wake walls taller than their boat prob
thick lagoon
varies form boat to boat
no need to risk damaging the carrier, just need to nail the frequency of the wave
wont harm ours because different frequency
daring junco
begins moving aircraft carrier to dry dock for mods
daring junco
load/unload the water in the aircraft carrier
so take some from the front and move it back to generate a plane type effect?
wait nvm
or
thick lagoon
so take some from the front and move it back to generate a plane type effect? <:...
that can work
literally anything that creates a wake would work, you could just do a whole row of pnumatic bouys on the edge
offset it with the other side
daring junco
okay i'll fit it for plane
thick lagoon
should be like .3hz
daring junco
maybe even route some of it with enormous piping to the deck so we can flood their ship if needed
under a valve ofc
anyway this will prob be jet turbine powered
thick lagoon
maybe even route some of it with enormous piping to the deck so we can flood the...
not a bad idea but defeats some of the purpose of this
do it from a huge distance away
thick lagoon
yeah the wake just sinks 1 before they figure out that one building thing you already know what it is is the correct answer
if they have the correct answer they live basically
daring junco
ship successfully fit with pumping technology, leaves dry dock
ship heads to open ocean and decelerates to zero knots, turns on water pumps, bow rises 20 degrees under full turbine power reqy check this out
engages forward thrust and begins moving under azimuthing drive power, no foils
holy wake
thick lagoon
nicely done
daring junco
deactives turbines
we are ready for battle
begins fueling and stocking myriad of vessels and aircraft
daring junco
switches over to shore power and shuts down ship engines to preserve fuel and begins topping off tanks
daring junco
spy aircraft return with no accurate position data
@thick lagoon they have to have some sort of comms, let's see what we can intercept
thick lagoon
all the radio frequencys
daring junco
hmmm
turns software tools loose on radio frequencies, after deploying mile long cable for ultra long wave radio
exotic valley
*turns software tools loose on radio frequencies, after deploying mile long cabl...
A fruitless effort
Especially now u got hacked
daring junco
can't hack what doesn't have outside communications
sorry, no controlling our ships
daring junco
can't hack what doesn't have outside communications
though feel free to try to hack whatever you can, we have a vhf radio dialed to channel 47
hasty granite
wait who are we against
daring junco
rose
exotic valley
thats very unfortunate
It is
exotic valley
Sadge
daring junco
oh wait technically they're a spy so we could kill them if found?
hasty granite
thats fine w me 💪
exotic valley
oh wait technically they're a spy so we could kill them if found? <:PepeDetectiv...
Im trying to negotiate a peace treaty
But bye
daring junco
hasty granite
that was easy
exotic valley
Hehehe
thick lagoon
But no fighting?
Shouldn't have mutinyd then
exotic valley
Shouldn't have mutinyd then
This was kinda ur fault
daring junco
all you did was drag yourself in the mud with that decision
exotic valley
I mean tbh it was kinda an agreement
daring junco
Thanks people for participating in this LARP, The reqydom team has come out victorious, but unfortunately we will be disbanding this thread, thank you
hasty granite
noooo
grizzled latch
night gyro
Thanks people for participating in this LARP, The reqydom team has come out vict...
im keeping the grogmaster title tho, u cant take that away from me 
stone ether
pseudo narwhal
what's this place about?
untold palm
pseudo narwhal
what
night gyro
God damn I forgot about this
pseudo narwhal
what's this place about?
daring junco
what's this place about?
for a pirate rp we had a while back
pseudo narwhal
ah ok
daring junco
now that you know i'll shut it down again