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most people hate windows
Basically all office people really dont care
that's why macos is growing in popularity, despite the apple hardware tax
20 years ago, apple had a ~3% market share
Brother you're looking at 20 years ago, most people didnt own a fucking computer
now they were 7.9% in 2021 and projected to hit 10.7% by 2026
this is a blatant lie
Ah, 2001 56.3% of US homes
the US does not represent the rest of the world
Yeah I mean I wasn't born by then so 
It's the only stat I can find
most Americans are stupid
I mean, they still cling to their 1st amendment right to bear arms, despite regular shooting massacres...only a special kind of stupid adheres to that logic
no, just stating the obvious
not saying Aussies are much better
I mean, a lot of aussies believe covid conspiracies lol...just as bad as Americans
makes me ashamed to be an aussie lol
hell, we couldn't even give our indigenous peoples a fucking voice in parliament cos hey, conspiracies
with zero basis, but people are stupid and believe facefuckupbook shit
low IQ shit
You mean the second amendment
oh yeah 1st amendment is freedom of speech. My bad
freedom of speech to conduct hate speech...there's a reason why the KKK is still well and alive...
I'm not a believer in unfettered freedom of speech. It should be a privilege not a right
and hiding behind freedom of speech for hate crimes should be legislatively outlawed, like it is in most "decent" democratic Western countries...alhough Right wing nutjobs are trying to overthrow that so that they can spew their vitriolic hatred
I'm pretty happy with 1dx and teleprime for birding, have a near 100% hit rate on in flight and probs around 30-50 for flying directly at me
Ugh I still remember seeing you nail that focus on seagull back at the meet
Idk didn't read the recent stuff
Jfc, that was the day I realised how shit the 600D was
And that's on the much slower af lens lol
side on or 3/4 the R3 has a pretty good hit rate even with the bird quite a distance away and my old mark 1 500f4. but it is weak with birds heading directly at you from my personal experience
Its like less than half the time of the 5div
Might be the old lens having a slower motor or maybe the eye detect not working as well on birds facing you
my hit rate may be better with a mark 2 500f4
I use centre point AF
5div is really nice but it's focus could be a bit faster, then again that might just be my 150-500 choking
For birds?
Yeah
yes, I am thinking that too. Sadly, no one local I know has as 500f4 mark 2 that I can borrow and test
been testing altered settings for BIFs with improved AF accuracy and sharpness - 1/4000, f8 (vs my older 1/2000 f7.1). This is for large raptors. smaller birds require even faster shutter speeds imho
I do about 1/2500 f5.6 with my lens, with much more modern IS
also been dabbling with changing the R3 from h+ (14fps with my lens) to H (9fps). I strongly suspect that H results in better AF results over H+
1/4000 f5.6 for small birds
I'm finding much better sharpness with the new settings
I can only base it on several thousand shots of my local black kites
and some silver gulls
and some terns
haven't had a chance to really test with ospreys at osprey house as my wednesday arvos have changed and I now have an extra work shift so can't visit after my morning shift finishes anymore
and osprey house is like 1.3 hours away from where I live, so a big drive and $$$$ on petrol
Would be interesting to test on wrens in flight
I haven't had time to bird for a few months now
Missed most of the nesting season
and on my shitty income, as a casual, where part timers get preference (discrimination, but the government say it's OK LOL)...I can't afford to be wasting money on petrol. I already spend near $400 per fortnight on petrol for work...
gotta fuck the current employer off and find a better job, closer to home with more hours per week
a friend worked there for 12.5 years, they fucked her around...she's now left. She sent an email to HR about why she was leaving, not a single fucking reply. That's how much the cunts care about their staff
500f4 was saving for a year and a tax return
the r3 is tacked onto my mortgage, which I will be paying off until I am 78...so...
I saved 1200$ in a year and got a $3800 tax return...that got me the lens...
well, it was the R3 or stick to my 7DII...a capable camera, but garbage at higher ISOs
even with NR AI higher ISO than 2000 was not good
3800$ tax return is insane tho
I've gotten shots with the R3 that I would never have gotten with the older 7DII. With my worsening eyes, I'll take any tech advantage I can get from MLCs eye AF
taxable deductions due to my line of work
plus, I paid more tax every fortnight than I was meant to
plus, the government was offering a $1500 tax rebate for low to mid income earners
that's now gone, so would probably get just over 2k now
but anyway, I"ll more than likely be dead by the time I hit 70 with my worsening health problems, and a mortgage won't affect me when I'm dead. And my super will cover whatever is owing on the mortgage when I pass
so, I might as well get the R3 whilst I can still get out and use it and enjoy my birding photography. Cos, in another 10 years, I most likely won't be able to use it
I wasn't going to sit on my ass at home doing nothing. I wanted to get out and do something that I seriously enjoy doing. Whiilst I still can.
Lightning shots today are very mediocre, but damn did the storm have some nice structure
Watched a part develop for nearly an hour that went on to become one of the hail cores, fortunately it missed me
I tried to get some today but the storm cleared up and i was in a shit location
It's somewhat awkward, our geography can make it difficult at times
You can have 2 locations which are geographically close, but it's a big drive lol, and obstructions between them
First storm I went on I abandoned when I noticed the squall line intensifying, just went to position for that, just couldn't make it in time to the other spot I wanted for it
the storm ended up clearing up earlier then expected but hopefully will get some tomorrow
Not sure where you are, though parts of Sydney are expecting potentially big storms again tomorrow
Saturday is somewhat of a break, Sunday is too far out to take any forecast too serious, however it's looking like an interesting day for them
well well i should have a chance then just need to find a better spot somewhere open but im just scared for my camera getting absolutely drenched how did you prevent that?
It depends, this storm I only had a few drops, I went back to the car because of the strong winds, was standing under a lot of trees, and the car was also parked under trees, so a falling branch was the bigger concern lol
Thing is ideal photo location isn't in the storm, it's just outside it, in a perfect scenario I try to setup in the path of the storm to get the shots, then out before the rain ever hits. In practice, sometimes I just deal with rain on the camera, but that depends on the gear and ones risk tolerance
Heck to use today as an example, I was on a storm prior to that one, I abandoned it since it was a) not producing much lightning, b) photographically it was actually not great since it was so close and c) the rain/hail intensity was rapidly picking up, so wasn't worth sitting there.
Noted the squall line, one location I wanted was too far to make it in time, so went for another that gave me a lot of breathing room and distance to just enjoy and try for photos
fair enough i don't have the luxury of my own car yet it seems like you really do need one and a good location which i don't have because i sorta live in a concrete jungle you could say but i do a couple open fields nearby which could be decent the only problem is the risk of getting my gear soaked it's wether sealed but only under light rain conditions
Ah, yeah car isn't really optional unfortunately
ill still make it my mission to get a shot of lighting i won't give up
Ill try the sheet metal method make the lighting come to me
You'll get there, just need more luck. Just apply the same principle as above I suppose, you don't want to be in the storm, ideally you want to be outside it. If you see one approaching, try to find some kind of clear view and just go for it, if you have to walk or something, could take a water proof bag or something to stick the camera in before rain hits
I'll give that a try i just don't know what location to go to i have plenty of hills around that might work
Oo nice
I didnāt have my cam with me today
There were pockets of hail in it, was a squall line
Oo second one is very nice
bro u gotta start landscape photography and add these sick storm formations into the composition

Clouds in my area are insane
what i would give to have that weather
man sunny southern california boring as fuck
i want daily afternoon thunderstorms
I have a camera dilemma
I wasnāt told that my brothers first flight lesson was booked for Saturday
Bring all of them.
And I dokt have a suitable set up
hi AJ
Iām honestly thinking of buying a cheap but somewhat recent canon just so I can get a 600mm lens. Nothing cheap and available for my fuj or Nikon at the moment
Hey Joost
Just rent 
Thereās probably a company close where u can rent
I canāt afford that
Iāve got some sort of general insurance. Canāt remember what though
but u can afford to break 2 lenses?
Eh. Not very needed in my set up. Sure it hurt to break them but I got one fixed for less than 100 and the other one I havenāt bothered to fix or replace
Most of my setup isnāt suited for what I want to do..
yo u have houses
thought u lived in the wilderness
Lmaoooo
Look at the first one
Second one is my shed
But nah, I live half time in the city
For school
Actually first 3 are on the property
sunset was goin crazy today pink clouds were hittin
It was beautiful hey
I see everything in black and white i don't see colour must be nice
its white ur buggin
white
š
blue is crazyyy
š
it's literally white must run in the family
it has a slight green to it
its light green
these fools are the ones bugging
I'm only trying to convince her whole family is colour blind had you just had to go and fuck it up
She confirmed it
damn š

It's been a crappy storm season so far, part of why I was so damn excited and just took the day off lol
Though there's more potential coming up, storms tomorrow but I'll likely miss them, Sunday is tbd, showing high storm potential, but possibly with a bit of wind shear thrown in which can make for interesting storm structure
Damn
bro game punter a dryer response then most girls i try to hit up do
Olive
What the actual fuck
Dude I live here and I haven't ever seen shit like that 
What am i supposed to say at 3 am
ā wow what a splendid account of your struggle to experience the trembling power of nature.ā
I see you have point ill be on my way good sir
Average day driving in aus
oh god
Roos do more damage to the car than the car does to them usually
Literally 100m away from where the bendy part of the road is. If it was mid bend I probs wouldāve just hit it
Eh. They usually hop off and die pretty soon from internal bleeding
They hop off and dieā¦
Itās quite rare for them to survive
Though one time my coworker hit a big grey and it hopped off and started seizing⦠she had to call the police to go and shoot it
One of those almost 2m tall ones
Had to replace 2 panels on her hilux
excellent maneuvering skills angie
Yea, nah chief car hitting a roo will usually kill it (and fuck up your car if you're going fast enough). That's why there's fuck loads of road kill.
Where I live they're all over the side of the road
You atleast have a bullbar I assume given you're often out rural?
Nah
Used to
But not on the current cars
I was in the city forester too, not the ute
Ah, yeah that's no fun then lol, always scary with kangaroos out and about
Yeah
I just moved a horse somewhere out west⦠literally everyone Iāve talked to at the place has hit a roo on that road
lol
Yeah I always drive very slowly out rural if it's early morning or evening, and once hit a kangaroo, but was already going slowly precisely because they were out lol
well well we might have upgraded big time
is the lens stock?
yes it's a kit lens not a ba falcon mate
exclusive to the gm1 normally kit lenses are ass but this one's not too bad ill have to go to the city to really judge
Heyo
Wait Featured?
Since when did I get this role
Hey @neat wave ?
Since when did I get a featured role?
why ping idaea 
but that is weird
it doesnt seem like you have a featured shot
Just now yeah
Huh
you're not mentioned in the channel
Type moon
when you're featured it should come up like this
doesnt matter, bot does it by actual name
weird
is what it is
ĀÆ_(ć)_/ĀÆ
Free role I guess

But I did nothing it deserve it
Well you pinged idaea already so when he checks you'll find out
Thought Iād ask him because heād know why I have what I have
Idk why I have featured if Iām not featured
It makes no sense
Hopefully they can remove the role?
#ā”ć»featured-photos message
gave it to the wrong guy
He has feature role though 
weird
i removed the role
but yea idea can't really do anything for you other than ask an admin to remove the role, might as well do that yourself, thanks for pointing it out tho
ooh brush wallaby?
Walla-roo either š¤·š½āāļø hoppy thingy
thanks for removing the role
Australia moment. Those are dads boots
damn
They were his boots, the snake owns them now
white with green tint
THERES A SNAKE IN MY BOOT
just a small python.
I'm sorry I had to do the reference
so posed a question to QPS the other day...unhelpful cunts they are. bicyclist or motor scooter runs red, how do you catch them? Couldn't answer it, fobbed me off to QLD DMR...firt guy couldn't answer it, 2nd guy was a complete asshole and I ended up losing my temper with him lol. Sick and tired of these assholes breaking the road rules and not getting punished like car/truck/motorcyclists do
QPS couldn't run a fucking brothel
Possibly the same one I caught a few weeks ago
nice
new subject for macro photos 
e scooters should be bloody well banned, dangerous AF. The number of times I've had 1 on a pedestrian side walk doing more than the legal 10kph...and I've had to scramble to get out of their way. Tempted to take my carbon fibre tripod with me and whack the cunts on their knees as they go past
Lmaooo
I agree
anyway, from the other day
Black shouldered kite?
yep!
Lovely
got a nice BSK on Saturday arvo and Ospreys on Sunday, still to sort/process them. Backlog of images to work through lol
I saw one yesterday but I was driving š
Would be well and truly in the too hard/not worth pursuing basket for them. Short of making registration for bikes mandatory and having them display it, good luck lol
I havenāt seen an osprey yet
true, but that's what needs to happen. mandatory licence, registration and insurance.
once again our pollies fucking fail us miserably
Havenāt been out much recently š„²
depending upon where you are located, anywhere near the sea should find you some
what's that 2nd bird?
Mid north coast, they should be around
Same as the first, itās a channel billed cuckoo
Went out the other morning trying to find kingfishers without much luck (seen them inactive in evenings around the area), instead found this
ahh nice, never seen 1
Same size as a crow and hella loud
Oooo
little black cormorant sunning itself it seems
I see kingfishers daily š just when Iām in a rush and donāt have time to take pics
oh, I got sacred kingfisher and collared kingfishers on Saturday
I've seen a few sitting up in the trees around sunset, just not seen them actually active in this spot
about to go get ready and go out with the gear now lol.
Saw my first long billed corella too. There was a royal spoonbill too but I was in a huge rush
I think I have seen both the little corella and long billed would have to sort through my photos to be sure
I took this pic thatās my computer background
Ooo
Ah Iām going out to the watagans again today but I didnāt pack my gear š
Thatās where I see most of my birds
Swamphens, herons, spoonbills, corellasā¦
dang that looks cute
Actually I might go to The Bluff rather than watagan
lovely!
That king fisher nests in my back paddock
gorgeous shot!
Unironically youāll be the one experiencing QPSā hospitality
And being sued for whatever damages the person suffers from the fall
I'll just run off like those bastards do
Thatās even worse lol
but the police are only interested in me, not the escooter etc
funny that
anyway, have just badly cut my forearm on a ceramic vase bbl
The e scooter isnāt the one that (in theory) hit someone with a tripod
Funny that
you missed my point. Escooters are limited to 10kph on public sidewalks. And, they are meant to give way to pedestrians, not fucking power along at 40kph and force pedestrians off the sidewalk so that they don't get hit
and the police are fuck all to be seen
Tbh e scooters and bikes being on the footpaths is an argument for the lack of proper riding infrastructure
this sums them up (pretty much every police officer) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TR3lWxQngo
not my problem (as a pedestrian).
anyway, I have shit to do
Clearly it is as youāre having a sook about them on the footpath
If anything you should be supporting proper infrastructure to complete segregate bike from road traffic so we donāt have this issue
We have so many stupid āsuicide crossingsā bike crossing lanes in Canberra and it infuriates me that thereās no proper routing for people to cycle
That green bike lane crosses a fucking off ramp that leads to an 80km/h main road
And the main drag gets very busy
So when mr/ms cyclist is peddling their hardest a whole bunch of motorists are backed up or have to stop suddenly
Waiting for them cross
Which is dangerous for both parties
RBE enjoyers represent
Beautiful
Great sky out there
damn why didn't i get a nice sunset it was overcast the whole day
100% agreed. I've seen so many dickhead drivers thinking that the bicycle lane is a lane made especially for them...pricks don't even look for bikes. I'm not anti bike on the roads, I just think that licence/registration and insurance should be compulsory. As to e-scooters, they are just plain dangerous and should be banned outright imho. Poor policing means they can get away with anything and that ires me
aye I was hoopinh sunset was shit
was inside, shopping centre so missed sunset
sunset like 4 days ago was pre bangin
Wouldn't go as far as insurance, I was just more pointing out the only way to feasibly deal with them breaking the law is that, though the negatives of that far outweights the positives, cycling is healthy, not something that needs more barriers of entry, and nor should it cost $$$ in fees beyond buying the actual bike.
And even then, it'd mostly just go in the too hard basket for police to deal with anyway, it's less poor policing, and more just the investment required to even police it is again just not worth it lol
Tend to agree more with delayed, best way to deal with it is making better infrastructure for them
that's an absolute beaut
Whenever I see a Black non-4WD Falcon, Commodore/Maloo ute, I know they will be an aggressive driver
oi @dim forge I got some pics yesterday for my photography assignment
Good thing my falcon is Silver
ill love to see em send them over
They will never zip merge correctly, they know how to do so and are capable, but choose to try and speed ahead during the merge when someoen else has right of way
first one is peak very simple composition did you get your mate to stand there?
nah thats me lmao my mate was pressing the shutter button for me had my camera on the tripod
was under the opera house had these cool af lines
I might shoot there some time even steal the concept i love it good job bro
another good one
is it specific blade runner scenes your recreating
not recreating shots per say just recreating the cinematic style
so like take pics that could be from the movie
I fuck with it indeed
catching the cyberpunk style of the movie
ye I want a orange/yellow tint for the building scenes and then a blue/purple/green for cityscapes
pretty accurate to the colour pallet they had going on
Is this out the opera house?
honestly the discord crop is kinda nice lmao
Same 
It's a bloody good spot
I never shot anything there, but sure looks like it
yoinking the idea and refining it
ye
thought so
I have 2 days to buy a new lens for my fuj or a new body for my Nikon š
I donāt know what to dooooo
Aussieeesss
I need help
Does anyone know how long shopping from Georgeās usually is?
@static ruin
Youāre Syd right
Idk, I usually just stop by and pick things up from there
Probably a week give or take by the time they pack it and get it to you
Same day shopping but only 60kms. Iām further
Otherwise it says express shipping bug has no time estimate
I donāt think I can get to Syd either. Dads operation is today
You're not going to get it by Saturday
I just bought a d7200
Unless you get express or courier
Good think you made the call
Usually courier comes by around this time to pick shit up
Yeah
Nice
Yeah, said it had to be by 12 for same day but they were running late so it was just on time
life is roblox
tell em to bring out the whole sea
That first pic is actually pretty good
Itās so sofffftttt
Real
I can see you already becoming a car photographer
That's because your focus landed on the tree rather than the bird
Relying on that fuji af
Yeah this ^
it's like me expecting my Lumix cam to have good autofocus
I know š„² I couldnāt go manual focus because I had my dogs lead in my other hand
it's like that one Spiderman movie where the black stuff takes over toby
Lmaooo
How's the af in the gx85
Surprisingly good for stills video not so much
I have the af on 49 area section so whatever i want to quickly focus on i just tap quickly
yeah that thing not sure what it's called
ill test out the other modes next time in the city
It's cdaf right
yepity yep
Wait no it's pdaf I'm pretty sure the em 10 ii is cdaf
forums be confusing me fuck you db
Thought so they have been behind the pdaf game for awhile now they only just introduced it in the s5ii
nice nice 
excuse me for saying section area that's a stupid name for it
I'm gonna buy a nifty fifty
need something with a mediocre focal length for nepal trip
So rn gonna be taking the 16-28 2.8, 50 1.8 and 150-500 5.6-6.4
I think its a decent loadout
dunno if I wanna take the 600D with me or not though
always good to have a spare body just in case
oh yeah but that's the beauty of it cram everything in and find your self with a fucked back the next couple days because you were carrying 20kg
Most likely not
I think its 8kg
cam is like 1kg
big lens is 2kg
16-28 is like a kg
and the nifty fifty is tiny
but space is tiny 
just take the nifty fifty ive been told that's all you need by a youTuber so he must have been right
I almost never pack my fifty. I just lean on my 24-70.
I'd probably use a nice 20mm more than a fiddy
Fiddy bucks mate
Met angie
What where lmao

lmao
mad
Should win bird of the year honestly
@coral crescent you have competition

yo I stayed at that hotel once
You just canāt see my raw talent to birds 
I can see it and that's why I have to eliminate it


No me š
Which one
Im confusion
My name is also Angie too lol
well fuck me, so in typical Dave luck fashion...after the Optus shit from last week, I'd had enough, raised a TIO complaint demanding to be set free from my current Optus contract...Optus agrees to this (I sitll have to pay the remainder of the phone itself off though, which is perfectly fair). Anyway, go into Telstra on Thursday arvo, no appointments or walk ins, they're flat out like a lizard drinking (people leaving Optus in droves LOL). Went back in on Friday arvo, signed up, paid for it all, installed SIM into phone and started the porting process...31 hours later, still not done, no Internet or voice data on phone. Fault raised with Telstra, told it will take 5-7 business days to sort out. Obviously I ain't gonna take that shit lying down, so I smell another TIO complaint. Could only happen to me
Yup š
Aldi truly does have everything
tried initiating chat with Optus about 20 minutes ago on my laptop...problem with the service lol
so, fired up the mobile and logged into the my optus app...initiated a chat message
10 minutes ago, no fucking response
fucking truly useless
well, Optus tells me that the service is no longer on their network, but left at 18:05 17/11
5-7 business days for Telstra to fix this is NOT acceptable. Will pay a visit to Telstra shop tomorrow (they will probably fuck me around) and will get onto TIO for another complaint. Our Telcos are too fucking powerful and need to be legislatively reigned in hardcore.
what jobs are avaliable for photography in brisbane (Cert3 Qualified)
I don't think cert 3 will help much to be honest... diploma or go bust imho
or bsc. arts
?
I don't honestly think most employers in the industry are interested in a cert 3
So, I wont be able to get an entry level job?
There's that, and portfolio is still more important, a cert, even a bsc doesn't really mean much without some type of portfolio for photography jobs
look, anything is possible, but there's people out there with diplomas and prior experience that will get preference imho
I'd look at organizing your photos in some way that it'll look good when applying for those entry level jobs, showing you have some idea of what you're doing via your work will carry you much further than that cert 3 will
I'm not trying to sound mean or anything. Just brutally honest. Better to be honest than give you false hope
I definitely agree with Punther that a strong portfolio will help your case. And, if you can get your foot in the door, that's AWESOME
just remember, it's an employers market atm. Employers can pick and choose employees and afford to be fussy and also pay shit wages
its just I spent 6mnths doing a photography course, and I dont want to waste it
you aren't wasting it
it's a good foundation
but practical experience and strong portfolio speak volumes in this industry. A certificate doesn't tell an employer with any certainty that you can do the job
noted
keep applying for roles, yes. But keep your mind open for alternatives to enhance your prospects
and you arent being mean @errant linden , I honestly appreciate the honesty
what alternatives?
I said that as a caveat because people take things differently. What doesn't offend One person, may offend another, even though no offense was ever intended
how old are you (if you don't mind me asking)?
19M
and what grades did you get with your cert 3
Satisfactory
did you find the study process with the cert 3 easy enough?
yeah
I would see if you can score an entry level job, perhaps in retail (photography) as a start
teds, camera house, etc
what genre(s) of photography interest you too?
can you provide some portfolio images, either in channel, or via DM
I'm going to start with archecture then make concert photography my endgame
OK, architecture, tough gig imho. concert photography has much better options for income
what gear are you using for architectural photography btw?
niche areas of photography are gonna be tough to make it, you'll mostly want to be your own boss and have your own business and freelance imho.
weddings, studio portraiture and landscapes are your best bets, in that order. IMHO
Check dms @errant linden
Landscape I wouldn't even really consider for money unless it's extremely high priority for what one wants, a lot of the money isn't even generated from the photos themselves, but rather a video behind it
yes, true - edit: people love pretty landscape images...
this video gives you some good ideas imho - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBxfVgCGqYM. It pertains to wildlife photography, but the ideas can be applied to any genre
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do u read your dms @errant linden
ah sorry mate, multi-tasking
all good
doggo :D
Double attack
Minimum wage santa photographer
Look for university/school photography jobs
Network in your local area to see if photographers are looking for a 2nd photographer at weddings
Many pics
Keep in mind that most photographers have a preferred list of people who they work with as 2nd guns @serene ibex
Put together a relevant pack of samples
another example of our cunt court systems fucking shit up and getting it wrong - https://www.9news.com.au/national/brisbane-court-two-girls-avoid-jail-filming-cian-english-plunging-gold-coast-balcony/11f34656-9ffb-4c2e-b941-c1dc450890b9. The older culprits only got 9 years for "manslaughter" should have been murder 25 years minimum, no parole. These 2 young bitches should have gotten the same jail sentence. No jail cos they were 16 at the time is a fucking joke.
there is a real strong case for vigilante justice growing since our courts are doing fuck all
I applied for a diploma in photography at a university
Sean Lock rip
I mean, this is just getting out of hand - https://www.9news.com.au/national/three-teenage-girls-arrested-after-woman-stabbed-in-nsw-illawarra/8d375488-b628-4a0d-b75b-323b8c1a75cb. Australian justice system is a fuck up. Plain and simple. I don't care if they are 13 or 14, lock them up as an adult, 25 years minimum for attempted murder.
This sketch lead to me giving my GF a box for christmas containing a packet of carrot seeds
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kills me every time
Same
whyd they need 4% beef lmao
you can just buy normal kangaroo meat in the supermarkets here without beef added
Idk but this is amusing to me as a concept, which it shouldnt be
Other peoples local stuff is somehow dumber than our local stuff

Kangaroo by itself is very lean
most people who make kangaroo sausages usually add lamb fat otherwise it just doesnt taste right
Ever tried it before? 
People had fucking asked for that once
Fucking pickled Yak meat as well
Why the fuck would we have pickled yak meat, alligator, turkduckens, veal pancreas
Some customers need to go to at least one year of high school
Iāll stick to my standard beef and chicken
Kangaroo is very lean you usually need to mix a fatty meat in such as beef or pork
Makes sense
They're jacked as fuck
yeah very common
hunters bring in venison and elk
and always ask to add 15 percent beef fat to ground etc
Oh not bad at all too
I don't really know much about tax deductions tbh but if any of you do does this mean if you spent $1000 and claimed 75% on the business when you do your tax return you will get back $750 and only lose $250 for the purchase in the end? Or does it mean your taxable income will be reduced by $750 so a much smaller percentage will actually come back in your pocket in the end
Usually itās claiming back whatever is on your tax bill.
So you would actually get back the $750 it wouldn't just take 750 off of your taxable income? Because someone told me otherwise so I got worried lol but idk
hmm
Unlucky ig thats a rip then I was under the impression you would get a lot back
Nah, you donāt get much back
I recommend you should talk to a qualified tax agent though
Also you should always try to have some documentation of the use of camera gear for your business
Yeah it would be used for every job we do tbh since photographic proof is needed for the quotes
In theory you could claim 100% of the cost
nah never
i would
idgaf about roos
some other animals i wouldnt try tho
no one can convince me to eat wombat

It's pretty good, dunno how much you can find it in Sweden though
Then again your meatballs are horses 
nein
theyre some proportion mix of beef and pork
when i make my own theyre just beef because fuck pork
Never had beef meatballs before
Had chicken and pork
Wait what
Unfortunately
I should wash my eyes out
Just to be sure.

Nope.
Still says the same thing.

source? i'm not seeing anything under AUD 6k...
tax deductions are just that - say if your taxable income for the financial year is 50k. And you have 3000 worth of taxable deductions. You'll basically pay tax on 47k instead of 50k. You NEVER get the entire 3k deduction back as raw dollars, but just a percentage, based on the taxabable amount owing to the government and where your taxable income falls in the tax brackets. First 18k doesn't get taxed...see here - https://www.legacy.ato.gov.au/Rates/Tax-rates---Australian-residents/?=Redirected_URL
Tax rates for Australian residents for income years from 2024 back to 1984.
as for claiming your photography gear as a taxable deduction, you need to prove you are using said gear for legitimate business purposes. Claiming it as a hobbyist and not a working pro is illegal and the ATO will get you on an audit
that's a rather hefty fine if not jail time
defrauding a federal department is usually accompanied by jail time btw.
you'll typically be interviewed by AFP and you don't really want that. Those guys don't fuck around. (yes, I have been interviewed by the AFP but I am not at liberty to publicly say why)
Yeah don't worry we need to use cameras for photographic evidence when quoting a job and we usually do 4 jobs on average in a working day (usually 1-10 images/job) I don't really know what evidence we could provide for this though like would they need to view the sd cards?
No, if your job requires it and you've been paid for said job (hence it'll be on record), you're fine
Your line of work requires photographic proof for your quotes so you're in the clear
Easily prove that with your employer
He might be talking USD ebay.com is showing about 4k
Since there are black friday specials going on atm do you guys know if specials come around often during specific times of the year besides black friday such as christmas?
idk specific times, but yes, you'll see significant discounts throughout the year (assuming you're asking mostly for camera gear given the server)
Main thing is just knowing your pricing, and remember, you aren't saving money if it's not something you would have brought anyway
Tax time, Easter Holidays, Black Friday (pre-Christmas sales) and Christmas
Those are usually the best times based on my experiences in the industry
Sweet š was worried if I missed out on black friday deals i'd have no other sales to look forward to
Gotta remember that the majority of retail sales actually comes from Christmas/pre-Christmas sales
USD haha
Usd canon.com refurbished
I usually buy things just after Christmas. Christmas sale has happened and thereās more stock so it gets marked down further
@errant linden I need car tips
My friend asked me to photograph his car in an hours time
oh shit
I just got on
mb
@late parcel just use these basic angles u should be fine
hello slimbo
what u shooting
Thanks
Pics arenāt the best but oh well
well that's fine then
yes, but it kind of sounded like the OP didn't need a camera for his job...hence my reply
I'm guessing so, yes
black friday specials are a SCAM
haha what do you mean? why's that lol I swear I saw a few bodies like $300 off
Just need to know your pricing, if you know prices, and are actually planning on buying the item, it can be good
My 70-200 was from Black Friday sales 2 years ago, it now sells the same second hand as what I paid new š
most black friday sales see prices inflated from earlier sales in the months leading up to black friday sales
But I'd already tracked the price for a year leading up to it knowing I want it
not saying you can't get a bargain, but like Punther said, know your prices and don't be naive and gullible and trusting that you're getting a good deal just cos they say so
anyway, I need a shower. Have been out all day in the field, sunburnt, and suspect some sunstroke too, so not feeling crash hot atm
lol ouch
Been a quietish day for me, had a random little storm roll through earlier, I use the word storm lightly.. Basically a few rumbles of thunder, 5 drops of rain and gone
If Wednesdays forecast holds tomorrow may look at taking that day off and go out for storms, will see. Still a lot that could change to just turn it into nothing
worst in the world eh? Doesn't surprise me. When you have politicians that ONLY give a fuck about rick pricks and big business and protect their own asses...nothing surprises me
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i was gonna shoot the QVB
this building right
this area
well turns out there is a massive fucking christmas tree blocking my view ffs
christmas tree doesnt work for bladerunner tho š
Lol
UWA op
Do this
But she's the Christmas tree instead
I got my university offer
yoooo
God damn the storms in inner NSW still going strong, apparently there's reports of a funnel cloud earlier today (basically tornado that didn't hit the ground), been a few supercells in the storm line
and it just missed us again
the storms literally hit our neighbours property but never us
our place is cursed
Tomorrow it'll hit more areas along the coast, also solid chance of supercells again tomorrow
thank goodness because we just bought more cattle
hoping for lightning in brisbane at night for once
Originally we were in the firing line, not looking as good here, potentially looking at a drive to Newcastle tomorrow depending on what the models show in the morning
ah newcastle... what time?
Around midday currently
I'd be getting there late morning if I go
also why tf would you wanna go to newcastle (other than to meet me)
Storms
well i hope you get some
maybe if it storms bad enoufh i can stay home
doubt it will though
If I didn't have to wake up early Thursday I'd be going further north
dont go to forster/taree our farm is that general area and bearly gets any fun
M8 was just in the Vict High country
Funny you say that, Taree is even more ideal if the current models hold, just too far for a day trip with work the next day lol
Doesnt seem the weather was a hinderance, because him and his brother both got their share of Sambar deer
ah if its a good show its not that far. i occasionally make the trip a few times a week
but our particular spot is avoided by storms
we get wind but thats it
i would share some hilarious radar screenshots of the storm going over our place with a little gap in the clouds right over us... then youd know where i live š
This is a good summary for 95% of them
But yeah it's annoying, areas around here were showing good potential for tomorrow until the last update, I want to see spinny supercell storm
š
lol
we had such insane predictions for storms yesterday and not a single bit happened
think its worth bringing the camera to school? just 10-15 mins out form newcatsle city from 9 am to 4:30pm
i put a heavy rain coat on the horse with 30ml expected and barely got a drop. poor bugger wouldve been hot
Yeah can happen for a lot of reasons, sometimes a small factor just stops formation, they have to forecast it anyway
30ml here is like light jacket weather 
Like 2 weeks ago we had some very high instability on a weekend, but cloud cover moved in and basically stopped the formation entirely
i get excited when we get more than 5ml on my place lmao
lool
the ones in nsw rn youre talking about are forecasted to reach here again but we'll see lol
just like me and snow
I'd say yes if it's not an inconvenience, it's a very unpredictable system, could be a complete bust, but could also turn into something really good
ill just bring the fuj then, not very heavy
Like here I think the cloud cover again is going to be the difficult part, if we get enough gaps for ground heating, it's probably on
hope i dont get stuck at school again. the roads home flood easy
i dont understand weather shit but ill take your word for it š
Most of the rain is on the South coast this morning, so think you'll be pretty much fine for that now, still a chance of a significant storm, but who knows
No supercells here today, some insane cloud to ground strikes, I caught it mostly as the storm was developing, apparently it produced a nice shelf cloud a bit after it passed me in this area. Few up around the NSW/QLD border managed to become supercells, still ongoing
Fucking timing
hit just after i started driving home
got hailed on, havent checked the car yet
Big or small hail?
sup AJ
heya Ben
I'll give u my schedule
other days i have 8:30-3 or 11-3
monday 7:30-3
Tuesday 7:30-10:30
Wednesday 8:30-12
thursday 7:30-3
friday 7:30-2:10
Imagine still having school 
ikr
Ben I saw that 
ancient
fossil
ye ik he told me
This is news to you?
HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS
huh
ITS NOT DECEMBER YET
Done my course
Ay congrats
Christmas dinner feat. The sacrifice of Wally The Wombat 
its too early for christmas š
nooooo
Everyday is christmas
thats really cute though
share?
Sadly Wally only has his upper half left
ill take it
@fleet edge Our first wedding together š
OwO
And knowing robin, that's only half the cameras taken to the wedding
āSimply having a wonderful Christmastime.ā
I have a uni question
Go onā¦
How does a 2-3-3 study period model work when the maximum study load is 2 subjects?
would that imply you have to repick the amount of subjects you do each Trimester?
or do you pick the amount of subjects for entire course?
take your time
@eternal moat
sorry for the ping
That doesnāt make sense if they say you can only take two units. Most unis full time is 4-3 units on a full semester, part time is 2-1 units a full semester.
Maybe ask for clarification
Usually the short terms (the ones in between the full semesters) are limited to 2 units as theyāre usually run in an accelerated manner.
The suggested study load is pretty reasonable you can be a hero and do 4-4-4 if you really wanna rush it
Maximum study load per semester looks like 4 based on that document
Which is pretty standard
4 is very much proper full time
3 gives you flexibility to work and study
I did 2 for the first trimester
It appears you sign up for courses per trisemester
Right?
Yup! That's usually what you do you pick and choose the units you want each semester.
I stumbled through my degree doing 2-3 units a semester
4-4-4 is pretty rough if you want to have a life or have to support yourself (even partially)
Thanks for that, I wasnāt sure how they got that 2-3-3
if you're young enough. For us older people who work at a slower pace, it's not feasible
universities are fucked these days - designed to make $$$$ when the objective should be letting the student learn, and learn at their own pace
and if you're like me, undiagnosed ASD/ADHD where getting diagnosed is almost impossible and mega expensive, you're fucked too
Dude, I'm talking to someone that **is **young.
the whole education system is fucked
yes, I realise that. and I'm reflecting on it from my POV
I ended up doing part-time for my uni degree too. I just couldn't maintain quality while working and studying.
It's usually why I recommend 3 units of full time study to give you space if you're able to do it.
Oh man, ANU has gone down that route in the last couple of years.
I know students and faculty have complained about it.
all unis have š¦
if you're young and mentally agile, then it's fine
although yeah, 3 modules a semester is a much better work/life
I would struggle on 1 module per semester - not because I'm dumb, but because of the ability to focus, motivation and procrastination issues. Memory is shot to bits too
sorry, having a really bad day, venting
work is being a cunt
at home crook as a dead dog with covid19
so feel like shit
F, know a lot of people hit by it as of recent
hitting me hard
cold/clammy, drenched in sweat, no energy, racking dry cough, minor sore throat, headaches, aching joints and muscles all over the body for 2 days straight...sp02 went down to 89 on Saturday arvo for an hour or so
taste went funny on Thursday night, but didn't get any symptoms until middayish on Friday
so not sure if the taste going funny is related or not.
last time I had covid (March 2022) my taste and smell went funny
This new wave is no fucking joke
Likely is considering you said it happened last time
yeah I guess in hindsight. I didn't have any other symptoms on Thursday night so just thought the pizza tasted odd
well, shits about to hit the fan, sending a rather brusque email to the boss cos work are being cunts. They'll probably sack me and i'll file an unfair dismissal complaint with FWC
I'm fucking over Australian employees having their rights eroded in the workplace. I am old enough to remember what things were before that cunt Howard got into power and screwed us
Workplaces vary. A lot.
My work place is amazingly supportive for their staff ... cos of the nature of the business, it's in their best interests to hang onto staff.
Friday just gone they literally gave the whole company the day off as a "wellness" measure.
I've had reviews where my line manager has told me that he appreciates and respects the fact I take mental health days when I need them
God I remember work choices
No, you are in the lucky minority of having a good "boss"/employer. Most of us have cunts.
Yea, I agree I feel very lucky with the current person I contract with. They trust and back up my decisions in the field rather than throwing me under the bus.
It's sad when you have to feel lucky that you have a good boss rather than that being the norm.
I can't say much about particular relevant details of my workplace due to privacy concerns, but let's just say that management are incompetent. You try and be a good team player and text the after hours number to let them know that you're ill and won't be able to make your shift the following day so that they have ample time to get a replacement for you and they gaslight you with BS that you can't send text messages to that and it's not appropriate to call that number for that reason anyway...meanwhile, the clients father rang the damn after hours number multiple times on the Saturday and not only received no answer but no reply...
fucking useless
I'm sick and tired of this bitch cunt boss from hell gaslighting me
on some sort of fucking power trip ready to rip male subordinates balls off them if they dare question things
apparently, I've gotta fill out a sick leave request form, even when I'm a casual and don't get paid sick leave
I mean, WTF?
NO. not fucking happening.
sorry for such bad language guys, I'm just fed up. I've been dealing with this shitty boss now for near 2 years and she's been a prick to me since I refused to move to part time employment at the beginning of 2023 (I did the math, even after annual and sick leave entitlements being taken into account, I was going to LOSE a CLEAR $9700 p.a. by switching to p/t employment).
for the same hours and same work
9.7k loss. You'd have to be stupid to fall for shit like that
I know of 2 other employees that made the switch without doing the math beforehand and both seriously regret it
and then they have the balls to tell me "oh we give preferential treatment to p/t employees and can't guarantee your hours". Talk about discriminative harassment and bullying
but that's legal apparently, they can do that. As I have said, our government does NOT work for we the people. It only seems to work for their own pockets, rick pricks and big business.
until Australians learn to not be stupid and stop voting for these pricks, we will continue to get screwed over.
best YouTube channel out their - they outline the shitfuckery that our cunt politicians get up to - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3WTlyuhDs0. Yup, this shit is real. if only I'd been born before 1967, I'd have qualified for dual German and Australian citizenship by birthright and would have long since fucked off to Germany.
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If you have that on paper she's kinda fucked
nah they can legally do it...
it's part of the government's push to get people employed p/t
it's a claytons discrimination...it is, but the government doesn't classify it as such...
That's so weird as my old job and most others tend to favour having casuals
the disability support worker industry does too
I wonder if the ABS has comparative stats for employment type between now and the mid to late 80s. I am positive that casual employment was never endemic to the point that it is today. It was a John Howard initiative...
along with fuck the welfare recipients over big time, and negative gearing (which is why we are in the housing mess that we are in now)
along with the LNP typical xenophobia "we hate all foreigners and will cull immigration" policies...
but anyway, I'm going to go downstairs and chill and watch a movie or 2...since I have to isolate, no work tomorrow. Probably no job either, so I think I'll party like it's 1999. Night
Ironically, the LNP are killing their own voters too by cutting all those health services that they might need.
no, that is a deliberate ploy. Kill the older persons so they don't have to pay the age pension. Save monies
same with the medicare system. It's near impossible to get a sleep study done under medicare now
LNP made it near impossible in November 2018
It's their own selfgoal too
had to score 6 or higher (out of 8) back pre November 2018...it's now 8/8
Voter base disappears and different demographic votes against them
It's like that old saying about Australia is the "lucky country" because we're lucky in the sense of not being run over by a car that crashed into a store.
voters are moving to smaller parties and independants...that's why they're doing this shitfuckery with "donations" etc...kill the small competitoin so that only the 2 large parties are left. They've obviously taken inspiration from that shit hole that is the Ulcerated Sphincter of Amerigos.
Remember, remember, the 5th of November,
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason
Why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.
Guy Fawkes had it right.
It's sad that Labor had to pander to the negative gearing voter base.
But I witnessed it last election how they got fucked.
Labor party is just a slightly Left wing LNP these days...self serving asswipes.
@errant linden You know what's even more infuriating? How bad the Nationals are fucking farmers.
as someone who's family were farmers...I couldn't agree more
Like I'm lucky here to live at least in a city and can access services.
But for people out there on the land, farking hell.
Did you see that video friendlyjordies did on the water wars?
why do you think there's no young Ones staying to take over the family farm?
nope, send it to me
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I actually sent this to an American buddy of mine and he got angry.
Man didn't even live here
the problem is that the average Aussie is a lazy voter. They don't look at policies, they are largely apathetic and if I'm brutally honest, none too bright. This allows our shitfuckering politicians to get away with the shitfuckery that they currently do...
Oh dude, the LNP has been chipping away at the education system for aaaages.
I know I sound like an elitist asshole saying that...but, if we're really being honest, it's true
young kids can't count, piss poor grammar and can't spell
can't fucking think unless they google something.
Nah, man it's not elitist it's just true many are really fuckin' ignorant.
I don't know the ages of everyone in this sub channel...but I'm 54 and hazarding a guess that I'm probably the oldest here. I remember the good times...and things have went to shit. Young Ones don't know anything different, and don't have a point of reference to compare to.
we're moving to an American style pharmaceutical system too...one of my meds (Jardiance, treats Diabetes) is $61 fucking dollars without a concession card...
And I talk like fuckin Steve Irwin
yeah...nothing surprises me
In the back of my head I'm thinking "her son could have just gotten an under the table job too"
I'm a bitsa (part Aboriginal, part irish, part German and some Danish) and the racist shit I saw growing up that my dad had to live with (German) was well...disgusting.
Or applied under a different visa
my dad didn't take shit and he once had a very high ranking police officer (think like 2nd in command of Sydney) tell him to stay quiet or he'd end up missing...I kid you not.
(my dad was anti-corruption bless him)
I'm not surprised NSW and QLD police were hilariously corrupt.
in typical fashion, my late father got up, all 5'5" of him and told him to fuck, off and get out of his house or he'd smack him to kingdom come
I remember the saga of NSW police corruption being revealed in the early 2000s
I think I'm closer to 20 years younger but I keep track of the news/interested in current events
we had a private investigator that was staking out a house who'd get out of the car when my 13 year old sister was walking by, lob his dick out and take a piss
we reported it to the police, nothing done. He was part of an investigation led by Sony and known to police on counterfeit CDs
all covered up cos Sony was paying hush money to the cops
the local cops learned to fear and respect my late father. I remember once, a bunch of mates and me, in my degenerative 20s when I wasn't working lol, finished up One Saturday night at the local RSL club (we were all members of the snooker & billiards club)...snooker room closed at 11pm, so we played Euchre until closing time at 1.30am....we then borrowed a deck of cards from the barkeep who knew us all well and went to a local park to continue playing. We might have smoked some ganja. Cops pulled up an hour after we got to the park, shone their flashlights at us, recognised me and said "are you such and such's son?". i said yep. They turned around and said good night and left us alone. My mates were in awe LOL.
Haha, probably didn't want your late father poking around in their own ganja dealings 
hahah prolly
anyway mate, it's nearly 1am here and this old fart is knackered...covid is really knocking me around this time. Gonna disapper now. Lovely chatting.
Have a good night man!
hey @serene ibex
How r ya?
cranky lol
been a week from hell
camera problems, car problems, covid19 and about to lose my job cos of asshole bitch cunt boss from hell
I think that about sums it all up
I think 2023 sent me a Merry Christmas FU present lol
ah Centrelink. The centre of all fuckery in Australia.
3-4 weeks to approve a claim for JobSeeker. Fucking ridiculous.
can't even speak to people on the JobSeeker number LOL cos "too busy"
pro tip Albanese - fucking fund the department properly you stupid old cunt
Well Iām doing uni next year
@errant linden
The only thing Iām worried about is whether my camera could pass the diploma?
What do you mean whether your camera could "pass" the diploma?
camera means very little. Focus on your own creative and technical skills, and you'll be fine.
having seen some of your images already, I have little doubt that you can handle it and do well.
Skill>Camera
Also an R10 won't fuckin slow down the learning curve at all
Photography uni courses aren't hard, don't stress it too much
it's a fine camera. As to photography uni courses aren't hard, hard as in technical, or hard as in time spent on the work?
Didn't even notice the r10, then yeah it won't be limiting at all lol
I said photography uni courses aren't hard, and I mean in the technical stuff
I've legit seen some of the assignments and they're easy as fuck
I meant photography uni courses, typo on my part
A few of my cousins are doing it and have asked me to look over it quite a few times
Some of the units you can do overnight without batting an eye
could you provide me with an example assignment? Curious to see how I'd go
Ehhh I'd have to ask to send the file but I can outline it for you
if you could perhaps ask the cousins to share the file?
That's what I'll do
awesome, ta mate
really curious to see if this dumb old bastard is smart enough and could hack it lol
It's just cause the assignments have their name and a bunch other stuff I don't think they want to share lmao




