Lounge but Australian

[errant linden]

im not

[timber spruce]

🧢

[left ridge]

I’ll do it

[coral crescent]

[errant linden]

OH

[timber spruce]

anyone who do it gonna get a 7 days mute here

possibly a ban

[acoustic lark]

Golden child that never made an effort to get to know me despite me tryna reach out to her, and then when I opened up about the trauma our father gave me, she invalidated it and said I was being dramatic 😎

[acoustic lark]

So she’s a great person probably, but a shit sister

[left ridge]

“Probably”

[errant linden]

omg she has a twitter

[timber spruce]

yeaaah lost interest

[acoustic lark]

LMAO

[errant linden]

wait a minute

[acoustic lark]

Thanks sal

[left ridge]

This mf just stalking her on every social media possible

[fleet edge]

Ben: "I can fix her"

[errant linden]

SHE HAS A WISHLIST

[acoustic lark]

Omfg

[night hound]

This sounds typical, unfortunately.

[errant linden]

nah its in her socials

[coral crescent]

Ben

[timber spruce]

Ben can't fix his own photography

[coral crescent]

Go back to the gym

[acoustic lark]

Eh it is what it is

[errant linden]

BUT

[coral crescent]

Go back to the gym

[timber spruce]

but what? become a stalker?

calm ya fram bud

[errant linden]

noo

[timber spruce]

yea

you're simping over a twitch girl

[errant linden]

sal is bullying me

its jokes

[timber spruce]

you're more likely to get a date with me than her

[errant linden]

olive is the real simp

[timber spruce]

oilve is like

13

[coral crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-the-rock-sus-gym-vibe-check-gif-22919190

[timber spruce]

he's basically born yesterday

[coral crescent]

15

[timber spruce]

same shit

[night hound]

Should we be talking about the closet that is getting claustrophobic for you, my son?

[coral crescent]

and I'm taller than everyone in chat rn except punther

[errant linden]

nuh uyu h

im 6'8

[timber spruce]

nah planty of room in here

[coral crescent]

6+8 is 14, √14 is 3.7

[timber spruce]

and i'm hot rich and girls likes me

[coral crescent]

you're 3"7

[errant linden]

fr

[acoustic lark]

You’re a baby

[coral crescent]

Hot country, rich in camera debt

[timber spruce]

i'm like

$200 in dept

to my dad

[acoustic lark]

Oop

[coral crescent]

Get those numbers up

[timber spruce]

nah that is already too much

[quaint comet]

we'll be ur siblings instead

[fleet edge]

:D
Yeah!!!

[acoustic lark]

Yes please ;u;

[quaint comet]

fuck her

[acoustic lark]

I would rather not

[quaint comet]

we'll take u to HK with us

[coral crescent]

@errant linden

[acoustic lark]

REALLY

[coral crescent]

[errant linden]

oi nahh

olive ur trippin

[coral crescent]

It's been a long day

[acoustic lark]

Ok but you guys are actually awesome, all jokes aside

[errant linden]

can someone loan me 3K

[errant linden]

aww thanks angie

[left ridge]

What u need it for

[quaint comet]

no ❤️

[errant linden]

no reason

[errant linden]

ur welcome angie Im always supporting u ❤️ 🥰 😘

[acoustic lark]

Wasnt talking about you Ben <3

[quaint comet]

whens ur bday

[left ridge]

🫂

[errant linden]

bruhhh

Im sad \

[night hound]

Say next week.

[errant linden]

[fleet edge]

We'll be your asian siblings!

[left ridge]

You were too busy simping for her sis bro

[errant linden]

I WAS NOT

ITS A JOKE

[acoustic lark]

I can DM you but it’s April lol

[left ridge]

April baby :0

[acoustic lark]

❤️

[errant linden]

tf

[quaint comet]

sos robin

[acoustic lark]

LOL

oooo snazzy

[errant linden]

"angie says I should gift 3k for your twitch con trip"

[acoustic lark]

As if

I left the stream

[errant linden]

what should I write

[timber spruce]

"thanks me and my bf gonna love it"

[night hound]

"I'm 17 but feels like 28"

[fleet edge]

I can be your big boi

[errant linden]

this one is feral

oi nahh

[left ridge]

Do it

[timber spruce]

"i swear to god i'm legal"

[night hound]

"I'm 17.58 years old! That's almost legal."

[errant linden]

ok nah I need something funny to say

hmmm

[acoustic lark]

LOL

[coral crescent]

Frauxgie acts 20 I swear

[errant linden]

how old is frauxgie

I think someone said 43

idk

[coral crescent]

Long before time had a name

[night hound]

"You can gamble on me, and you do't have to wait until Vegas, bb."

[errant linden]

this is perfect

[coral crescent]

I'm sorry frauxgie

[errant linden]

[night hound]

YOu better be

[errant linden]

im sorry angie....

[fleet edge]

Sultry British Accent
"Haven't you heard baby? The sun never sets on the British empire, and I'll make sure the sun never sets between your legs tonight"

[coral crescent]

This is what you get for sending all those edit help requests to me

[coral crescent]

I read that as "slutty British accent"

[quaint comet]

that works too

[left ridge]

That could be a thing

[errant linden]

angie would actually hurt me

[acoustic lark]

What did you do

[coral crescent]

gimme that tea

[night hound]

I know you have copy pasta the line "Put the subject on the far right."

[errant linden]

im doiung it

brace yourself

[acoustic lark]

Im or

Not

In stream

[late parcel]

I give up on math

I’ll fix my life next week

[fleet edge]

Hey babe, wanna go on a maccas date after school? I can pick you up in my Hilux

[acoustic lark]

Guyssss

Omg

[errant linden]

angie dont worry

this is all in your best interests

[fleet edge]

Oh no

What did Ben do

[left ridge]

HE ACTUALLY DID TIT

[late parcel]

I’m worried

What have I missed

[acoustic lark]

Oh god.

[errant linden]

OH THIS IS PUTRID

[acoustic lark]

They’re simping for my sister.

[errant linden]

😭

[late parcel]

Uh oh

[fleet edge]

@quaint comet and I are being big siblings

[late parcel]

Lmao

[acoustic lark]

You’re doing it very poorly >:(

[fleet edge]

We've adopted angie

[errant linden]

she didnt need to say it out loud 😭 😭

[left ridge]

But she did

[fleet edge]

I'm the funny ribbing one

[errant linden]

OHH

[fleet edge]

Beau is the one who kicks my ass

[errant linden]

SHE JUST CRACKED HER NECK

[fleet edge]

Wtf bro

[errant linden]

oi nahhh

[acoustic lark]

Yep thats where I got the habit from

[late parcel]

Can you adopt me too. You can have two Angie’s

[acoustic lark]

She was a dancer

[fleet edge]

Nuuuuuu

[acoustic lark]

Checks out

[fleet edge]

I'll teach you photography

[quaint comet]

i was a dancer
already doing great at this replacing thing

[fleet edge]

Angie and Angie

[late parcel]

YAYY

[acoustic lark]

Im the better Angie fight me

[late parcel]

HEY

[fleet edge]

The kiddos

[late parcel]

honestly yeah

You’re so much cooler lol

[acoustic lark]

no

[fleet edge]

I'm the coolest angie

[acoustic lark]

We can be the coolest Angie’s together and exclude Robin entirely!

[errant linden]

I told her to wish ua goodnight angie

aWW see thats sweetr

AHAHAHAHA

[late parcel]

Wooop woop that’s a plan

I really needa see my osteo next week

I can’t even lay down without back pain

[quaint comet]

mood

[fleet edge]

[quaint comet]

wait how old r u that ur experiencing back pain

[errant linden]

AJ is my age im pre sure

17

if iirc

[late parcel]

Yeah

[acoustic lark]

???

[late parcel]

I dunno. Went through some tough years where I didn’t respect my body lol

[acoustic lark]

Im sorryyyyy ily

[errant linden]

she said goodnight angel

🥰 🥰

[quaint comet]

ahhh :( we get u a physio then

[acoustic lark]

Lol

[late parcel]

Yayyy

[errant linden]

see I am supportive angie

[late parcel]

Mwhahahah

I made our names even more confusing

[acoustic lark]

NOOOOOO

AJ STOP IT

[late parcel]

Lmaoooooo

[errant linden]

bruh

[timber spruce]

bb

[errant linden]

[timber spruce]

smoll child

[late parcel]

🥲

[acoustic lark]

aj

i dont like this

[timber spruce]

[acoustic lark]

this is mean

[late parcel]

Yes

Mwhahahahha

[fleet edge]

Robin is soooooo cute and pretty and fun

[timber spruce]

no lies here

[late parcel]

There we go

[errant linden]

mhmm

[quaint comet]

why is ur name that

[late parcel]

That’s what I aim

Am

I am back pain

[timber spruce]

lol

[acoustic lark]

truth.

[timber spruce]

soo east asian

[late parcel]

Lmao

[timber spruce]

oh yea

[acoustic lark]

sums up your life @late parcel

[late parcel]

😂

[timber spruce]

robin' can adopt most of ya

[late parcel]

Can she pay med bills too

[timber spruce]

no

she gonna do my fav thing

[late parcel]

Dang it

[fleet edge]

I can't pay my own

[timber spruce]

✨ child labor ✨

[fleet edge]

Unless I ace this coming job interview

[late parcel]

You will

[timber spruce]

100%

[quaint comet]

ill call for child support on my next taxes

[late parcel]

I hope I get a pay raise. It was my owe year anniversary at work last week

[fleet edge]

I'll apprentice you as a wedding photographer ezpz

[late parcel]

Ooooo

[timber spruce]

Heyy

[late parcel]

I’m too socially awkward though

[timber spruce]

who isn't in this chat

wait no

[fleet edge]

Come over to Aus smh

[timber spruce]

@fleet edge exists

[quaint comet]

lol

[timber spruce]

takes too much money

also 90% i won't get accapted

[fleet edge]

Hey, I can be socially awkward too, like today infront of a gallery cafe

[left ridge]

Socially awkward gang gang B)

[acoustic lark]

QUICK SOMEONE SAY A RANDOM COLOUR PLEASE

[timber spruce]

green

[acoustic lark]

thanks sal

[timber spruce]

lol

[coral crescent]

My friends tell me all the time that social anxiety is afraid of me

[acoustic lark]

@pastel sigil green

[coral crescent]

Tbf I've said some outrageous shit

[left ridge]

Me when i turn my brain off in public

[timber spruce]

my dumb ass is too socially awkward to ask the shawarma guy for extra tomatos

[acoustic lark]

OOPS WRONG PERSON LMAO

@pastel sigil SORRY

[left ridge]

Me fr

[acoustic lark]

@quaint comet green

[quaint comet]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[acoustic lark]

I WROTE MOUNT

AND JUST

SHIFTED

LMAO

[late parcel]

I can’t even order food

[coral crescent]

Do bald people use shampoo or soap for their head???

[late parcel]

I can’t call my friends

No

[quaint comet]

rip mountjoy

[acoustic lark]

soap

[late parcel]

I asked my bald teacher

He said no

No to shampoo

[coral crescent]

This is the kind shit I'll say in public lmao

[late parcel]

Fuck I’m becoming my nanna with half sentences

[left ridge]

Mine are impulsive roasts

[fleet edge]

Has Ben stopped simpin yet

[late parcel]

Ouch. My back just got worse 🥲

[fleet edge]

Or is he writing 800k self insert fanfics

[late parcel]

I moved so my neck woukd be better and it made my back worse

[left ridge]

Probably

[errant linden]

alr gn everyone

[coral crescent]

If he's not at gym I'm slapping him

[errant linden]

@acoustic lark sorry for simpin for ur sister

[late parcel]

Sleep well Ben

[errant linden]

this mf Ill go gym tmrw arvo

[coral crescent]

Don't suffocate

[errant linden]

😘

[coral crescent]

Same

[acoustic lark]

Lmao

Night Ben

[late parcel]

Lmao you move quick jock

[errant linden]

wait a minute AJ might be my sister

[late parcel]

Mhm

[errant linden]

at least olive said that

[coral crescent]

Sweet home Alabama

[late parcel]

💀

[errant linden]

NOOO

[coral crescent]

Allegedly

[errant linden]

alr gn

[coral crescent]

Don't suffocate

[late parcel]

Or fall@out of bed

[coral crescent]

I've done that before

[late parcel]

I’ve not

But I know someone who did and broke his arm and three ribs

[static ruin]

Worst I've managed is fracturing the little toe during a nightmare

[late parcel]

Wow

[static ruin]

Pretty sure it happened a second time, just never went to the doctors, the treatment is basically just avoid using it

[late parcel]

Wowzers

I’ve just had nightmares that made me not sleep for days on end because I was too scared. Not broken bones though

[static ruin]

I used to get them frequently, run around, scream, all the usual stuff. Still get them, just less often

[late parcel]

Aww

I had a bad okie last night. Woke up in tears. First one is had in a few months

[static ruin]

Just learn to deal with it overtime, actually had the first one in a while last night, went to sleep, not long after again

[late parcel]

Maybe 8 months ago they were very bad

[static ruin]

So just usually go get a drink of water and it breaks the cycle

[timber spruce]

🫂

[late parcel]

Welp. Both of us

[static ruin]

Ouch

[late parcel]

Thanks Sal

[timber spruce]

man i hope you do better soon

[late parcel]

Thanks

I think it’s just the stress getting to me

And the fact it’s very close to the one year anniversary of my life becoming shit lol

[left ridge]

Finally found the culprit of my stolen sausage

[late parcel]

Ooo

[left ridge]

I’ll never forgive that bastard

[static ruin]

lol

[late parcel]

Mag stole dads cookie from his mouth while he was putting his boots on

[static ruin]

lol what

[late parcel]

This is Mag

[left ridge]

Look at it plotting the heist

[late parcel]

Hide and seek lol

[static ruin]

Oh well if the magpie is friendly with you, no surprises there lol

[timber spruce]

[static ruin]

Smart, and become cheeky birds when they're comfortable around you

[left ridge]

Surprisingly haven;t been swooped yet

[late parcel]

Mm, Mag and her chick from last year, Penguin, can open the door and help themselves to our bread and fruit. She even takes stuff from the frying pan

[left ridge]

Awwwww it’s so fat

[static ruin]

Typically if you leave the magpies alone they won't swoop you

[late parcel]

She’s not fat 😡

[static ruin]

Go chasing one, and you're going to have problems, they remember you

[left ridge]

Ye she is

Look at her lil fat body

[static ruin]

Got a baby magpie that drops by time to time, I'd try to get more friendly, only I don't want my dog getting it

[left ridge]

Had a few magpies during the summer and tried to feed it oats

[late parcel]

She was just fluffed up 🥲

[coral crescent]

Holy shit thats a big magpie

[late parcel]

Last years Bub Penguin

[left ridge]

As is if i aint lookin at a fatty

[late parcel]

Mags husband Flash

[left ridge]

Fatty patty

[coral crescent]

mmmm noise

[late parcel]

😭 she just is comfortable around me and fluffs up

[late parcel]

Shut up

It’s a screenshot. I couldn’t wait for the pics to load lol

[coral crescent]

Sureeeee

[left ridge]

All this fat talk reminds me of my dog back home

[acoustic lark]

my bf and i were talking about magpies and he goes "omg i love magpies they're so cute--only slightly annoying" and i go "bro they're literally the most dangerous animal in this country tf are you talking about" SO I LEARNED THAT MAGPIES AND AUSSIE MAGPIES ARE DIFFERENT

[static ruin]

This is the one I see around here a lot lately

[acoustic lark]

our magpies are cracked

[late parcel]

Lmao yeah

[coral crescent]

Watch your words, we're Asians here

[left ridge]

Literally on crack

[late parcel]

Mag attacks strangers. I can sit under her tree picking flowers in nesting season

[coral crescent]

I've never been swooped before

Honestly I don't know what the fear of magpies is about

[late parcel]

OH HOWS IT GOING BEING A FEW DAYS INTO THE RELATIONSHIP

[acoustic lark]

their magpies

[coral crescent]

I've walked next to them before without troubles

[left ridge]

Probably cuz you weren’t dumb enough to try and catch the magpies hands

[static ruin]

Because they can swoop, it's good to be aware of it

[late parcel]

I hoesnyky dokt like them as much

[static ruin]

They're big enough to cause issues when they do

[acoustic lark]

I DONT WANNA ANNOY THE LOVELY AUSSIE FOLKS WITH MY RAMBLES BUT I CAN TELL YOU IN DMS

[coral crescent]

If I think they won't, therefore they won't

[acoustic lark]

i have 3 scars because of magpies

wish i was joking

[late parcel]

Actually, mags chick three years ago swooped me. Pie hated my guts

[coral crescent]

Who are you gonna be annoying

[acoustic lark]

m o s t p e o p l e

[left ridge]

Here’s my dog summer, she’s old af and i dunno what breed she is

[coral crescent]

We were the ones that made you ask them out

[acoustic lark]

awwwwww

[coral crescent]

Oh, breakfast came early

[acoustic lark]

yEAH BUT STILL

[late parcel]

Mag saved my life. I had a huge wasp/hornet thingy land on my leg and I was really scared and dad was inside and called heat me calling him. Mag heard me and came from her roost about 500 m away and ate it right off my leg

[left ridge]

Carefully on the skin tho

[acoustic lark]

omg

[coral crescent]

That magpies a hero

[acoustic lark]

your life is wild aj

[late parcel]

She is

[coral crescent]

Angie tell the stories already

[acoustic lark]

wha

[late parcel]

She was rescued as a chick by the old owner of our farm, 9 years ago. She’s wild but tame, sits on my lap watching telly and follows me on walks

[late parcel]

Spillll

[coral crescent]

[acoustic lark]

aaaaa okokok

[late parcel]

I’ve gotta go soonish though

[coral crescent]

[late parcel]

So spill quick

[acoustic lark]

well honestly nothing has really changed we just got vERY open about our feelings lmfao

there are

a lot of feelings

[late parcel]

Naw

[acoustic lark]

bUT YEAH

[late parcel]

I’m happy for you

[acoustic lark]

he liked the flowers

and that was great

[late parcel]

YAYYY

[left ridge]

Yipee

[late parcel]

🎉

[left ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-happy-celebration-joy-confetti-gif-25557730

[acoustic lark]

lmaoooo

[coral crescent]

[late parcel]

Teach me your ways. I’m lonely

[acoustic lark]

ok so here's what you do

[coral crescent]

Meh not worth it, always ends in the gym

[late parcel]

What about gym bros

[coral crescent]

That's what happened to all of us

Everyone in there has a reason

[late parcel]

I was really close with a guy I used to workout with. Man he got me through shit. But my life got whack and I got too scared to be close to people and pushed him away. I regret it

[acoustic lark]

you meet someone randomly online and then become besties and then immediately catch feelings, lose touch for 5 years, then randomly send them a joke about a door, call for 3 hours, start talking everyday, realise your feelings are still there, buy them flowers for their birthday, ask your friends what flowers you should get, get pressured into asking him out, and then BOOM easy peasy

[left ridge]

Sounds easy enough

[late parcel]

Thank you

[coral crescent]

Meh my stories really different but I'm not saying it out here

[acoustic lark]

very easy

[coral crescent]

I would say it in #🍸・fancy-lounge but you guys don't have access

[acoustic lark]

i wanna hear the tea

[late parcel]

asks the Finnish guy I’ve been chatting to for a year as friends his address

[acoustic lark]

whats the channel called

[timber spruce]

Do it

[late parcel]

Aw 🫂

[coral crescent]

Get to fancy club and then you can find out

[left ridge]

Damn

[static ruin]

Well not fancy lounge, that's for sure

[left ridge]

How long until fancy club

[late parcel]

Nah. He only told me his name last week

[coral crescent]

The channel doesn't exist

[acoustic lark]

f a n c y

[coral crescent]

I got over it a while ago

Well there's the more recent one but uh

[timber spruce]

lol

[coral crescent]

complicated

[late parcel]

Awww

[coral crescent]

It's all pre in the end

https://tenor.com/view/funny-work-out-dumbells-gif-12085566

[late parcel]

Last year is a big blur. But I lost 3 loved ones in October and I just got too scared to lose again, pushed this awesome guy away

[coral crescent]

Last year was just

[timber spruce]

happens

[coral crescent]

Well this one's been better let's leave it at that

[late parcel]

Naw

[coral crescent]

So much shit changed for me this year

I moved to Alice, best fuckin thing I've ever done

No regrets, Id do it again in a heartbeat

[late parcel]

I alsmot moved. I was meant to move last week. But shut happened a few weeks ago and plans changed

[coral crescent]

I look fucking nothing like I do last year and thank fuck for that

[coral crescent]

Happens

Ig it's a good thing but you never know

[late parcel]

It’s a shit thing

Moving would’ve changed my life

Gotten me out of my shit habits and everything else

[coral crescent]

I thought the same

Wait no I thought the opposite

[late parcel]

That place I was always happy. I coukd go for walks any time of the day alone and walk for kilometres on end in peace and actually be happy

[coral crescent]

I thought moving would be the worst thing ever and I'd want to come back in a heartbeat

Turns out it's the complete opposite

[late parcel]

I just have so many bad memories here

I can’t go outside without seeing triggers

[coral crescent]

New place new face

[late parcel]

I can’t stay in side either

I just can’t find happiness here

[coral crescent]

Just a year or two before it's over

Dissappear in Tas the second you graduate

[late parcel]

I want to

I’ve probably got enough to get there and rent until I can buy a small place

[coral crescent]

[fleet edge]

Tell us or else

[coral crescent]

I wouldn't mind in the Oceania one

[fleet edge]

[coral crescent]

Oh right AJ's not there

Can I send invite Robin

[fleet edge]

Yes

[coral crescent]

[quaint comet]

@night hound u have minions now

[acoustic lark]

@night hound you are our gru

[night hound]

Wait wait

what did I miss

Yesss! I am gru!!!

[timber spruce]

hi gru!

[fleet edge]

Gru!!!

[night hound]

hehehe

https://tenor.com/view/gru-moon-gif-10973131198585528214

[acoustic lark]

https://tenor.com/view/minions-gif-25854132

[night hound]

We are going to take over~~ PL ~~the world!!

[quaint comet]

https://tenor.com/view/minions-despicable-me-cheer-happy-yay-gif-3850878

[night hound]

But that requires going out, children. Can you handle that?

[timber spruce]

nah

[acoustic lark]

hhhhh i don't wanna

[timber spruce]

it's still 38c outside

[late parcel]

🤢

[night hound]

Ok, let's scratch Iraq out of taking over.

[timber spruce]

it gets cold her in the winter and pring tho

[night hound]

The World minus Iraq, got it.

[quaint comet]

can we take over the world tomorrow

[timber spruce]

you can take over here any time

[night hound]

Oh c'mon children. It's only 11 pm.

[timber spruce]

as long as it means i get a job

[acoustic lark]

i mean we already have plans for next sunday, why not just do it then?

[quaint comet]

i have work in morning :((

[quaint comet]

o yeaAaa

[night hound]

Ahhhh shit. I have bad news. Just found out today I got scheduled to work next Sunday. So it will be without me, but Augie will be there.

[timber spruce]

[quaint comet]

:(((((

[acoustic lark]

oh :(

[quaint comet]

kill work

[acoustic lark]

NO

IT WASNT MEANT TO SMILE

IM SORRY

[timber spruce]

lmfao

:)

[quaint comet]

robin says call in sick

[acoustic lark]

^^

[night hound]

And I can't switch with anyone cause this is due to someone being away on holiday so I'm covering.

[timber spruce]

listen to her

[acoustic lark]

"sick from what?"
"sick of this shit"

[timber spruce]

robin knows some stuff

[fleet edge]

Does this mean we're free babybsitting

[night hound]

Yes

You have the kids.

[acoustic lark]

HEY

ROBIN

[fleet edge]

HELLO

[acoustic lark]

>:(

[timber spruce]

lmfao

[night hound]

They should be a lot of fun, actually.

[timber spruce]

i mean she ain't wrong

[acoustic lark]

BE NICE TO ME OR I'LL TELL BEAU YOU'RE BEING MEAN

[fleet edge]

D:

I'll teach you photography!

[fleet edge]

I 100% expect it to be

[acoustic lark]

soon that bargaining chip will run out

[timber spruce]

angie should buy a X-T2

[fleet edge]

I'll call you taller than me

[acoustic lark]

whazzat

[quaint comet]

theyll bribe u with candy instead

[acoustic lark]

oooo i like candy

[acoustic lark]

don't need to call me that because it's a fact

[timber spruce]

oi

where is my candy

[acoustic lark]

all mine >:)

[timber spruce]

:(

[acoustic lark]

@fleet edge you can be mean to me all you like but i require payment in the form of chocolate

do we have a deal?

[timber spruce]

you sounds like my lil sis

"okay i will help u but you need to buy me candy"

[acoustic lark]

yep basically

[night hound]

I should tell Augie to take you kids to Newtown to have gelato.

[fleet edge]

White chocolate

[acoustic lark]

white chocolate is good

[acoustic lark]

why? there's gelato in the CBD???

[night hound]

wait wait. ffs. I'm goign to miss out on Bingsu

[fleet edge]

White chocolate is good and I'm sick of pretending it's not

[night hound]

There's no Mapo there.

[timber spruce]

who says it ain't

[acoustic lark]

one of us. one of us. one of us.

is anyone else coming to the meetup on sunday or just us four?

[timber spruce]

i will

if i make $10K this week

[night hound]

Oh, you should ask Punther

[acoustic lark]

@coral crescent you wanna fly over next sunday?

@static ruin @sweet egret

[quaint comet]

[night hound]

Where is Danky anyway? He's been so quiet.

[acoustic lark]

dunno

[timber spruce]

(maybe see ya in europ next year lol)

[quaint comet]

[quaint comet]

!!!

[acoustic lark]

my favourite photo is of danky's shoes

[timber spruce]

once again if i made enough money

[night hound]

I thought their plans are for 2025? Or is 2025 nxt year and no one is tellin gme?

Fuck. Isn't it 2023 right now?

[acoustic lark]

it is

[timber spruce]

early 2025 or late 2024

[acoustic lark]

hey i'll be around europe that time too

[timber spruce]

2024 is in like 3 months mum

[night hound]

Thank fuck. I thought I have to start digging my grave.

[timber spruce]

honestly

idk what i will do in europe

[quaint comet]

fuck it and ball

[timber spruce]

going to japan get wasted get arrested and then serve life in preson sounds more fun

[coral crescent]

Wait frauxgie did you see the story

[night hound]

Oh yes I did= was going to comment but got called here by my minions.

[coral crescent]

Ah

Nah I just need to keep track of who does and who doesn't

[night hound]

So far, we have decided to not take over the world (not including Iraq) tomorrow cause tomorrow Beau has to work.

[timber spruce]

OH COME ON

:(

[coral crescent]

Sounds like Aussie lounge

#freeSal

[acoustic lark]

wait who are we taking over?

and when?

[night hound]

The world. But not Iraq. And can't be tomorrow.

Oh yeah, I have to work tomorrow, too.

Damn it.

[acoustic lark]

is everyone good for saturday?

or maybe even thursday?

[timber spruce]

sure

[acoustic lark]

thursday is a good take-over-the-world-day

[timber spruce]

if i make 1 year salary i will come

[night hound]

That's your BF Free day, too

[acoustic lark]

ah shit it is, isn't it?

i need a bf schedule

[timber spruce]

lol

[night hound]

Augie is your Sunday BF

[fleet edge]

I ship it

[acoustic lark]

ok so saturday is my actual bf bf day

sunday is augie

[timber spruce]

can you ship me with 30k usd?

[acoustic lark]

anyone wanna claim a day

lmao

[timber spruce]

heck even 3k

[acoustic lark]

ben also wants 3k

yall should compete over who gets it

[timber spruce]

ben want it to simp over a twitch girl

i need them to come to europe

[acoustic lark]

yeah no you need it more

[timber spruce]

XD

[night hound]

What can I buy for 3K....

hmmm...

[acoustic lark]

cameras

lenses

gear

[timber spruce]

gfx lens

a new camera

a new pc

Sals vacation for a month

[night hound]

Not the gfx lens cause the 110 cost more.

Not a new camera cause the Hassie cost more.

I don't PC so that means a new macbook which cost more.

[quaint comet]

im gonna turn into dolly parton tomoz so i better sleep gnight yall

[night hound]

My life is too expensive, damn it.

[night hound]

You suck for putting that song in my head.

Night night!

[timber spruce]

GN

hmm

[acoustic lark]

NIGHT BEAU

LOVE YOU

[timber spruce]

i should open an onlyfans

[acoustic lark]

you should

that brings in the cash

[timber spruce]

gule paw pics

[inner ether]

some cute vint glass

[late parcel]

I’ve been awake 12 mins and I’m already crying

[fleet edge]

:(((

[late parcel]

I feel like throwing up

[fleet edge]

Is it the math test?

[late parcel]

Yeah

[static ruin]

Next weekend is already booked out for me

Dark sky astro trip Saturday, Sunday Boomer me is probably going to be wiped out from said trip

Problem is I'll likely get home at some silly time in the morning, body will still wake up around sunrise lol

[acoustic lark]

Aw that’s a shame

[acoustic lark]

Well, we’ll probably be around the CBD for most of the day so if you regain energy you can always join late :)

[timber spruce]

aw man are you alright :(

[left ridge]

Good morning

I love school :D 👍

So fun…

[woeful belfry]

you think that's fun ... wait until you start working!!

[feral herald]

[late parcel]

Maths was a flop

[errant linden]

im back

I failed my english exam

[eternal moat]

Working can be a real mixed bag

Sometimes you might dislike the job but financial obligations don’t pay themselves

[woeful belfry]

As you get older though, you get more options (usually) and then you can take jobs you actually enjoy, or at least find a good company to work for

[eternal moat]

Yea, that’s true to a certain extent

I do also think a big element of luck plays a part

[woeful belfry]

True enough. Some people get lucky. Some don't.

[late parcel]

Yay we both failed something 🥲

[late parcel]

I’m lucky I’ve got a good boss

[woeful belfry]

better than shooting them

[errant linden]

damn what u fail

[feral herald]

I failed at life.

[late parcel]

Math

[late parcel]

Twinsiesss

[late parcel]

Definitely 💀 didn’t think y’all saw that lol

[errant linden]

I just left my extended response blank

just took a nap

[late parcel]

Naw

[woeful belfry]

despite the edit, the popup notification on my phone had the original message

[late parcel]

I think I only got 25 out of 30 questions done. Though I def won’t be getting the 3/4 marks for them. I couldn’t even finish the multiple choice

[late parcel]

Ah right

[quaint comet]

we have a spare room for a reason! (as long as you're okay with squishy roommate friends bc we have a lot of soft toys/squishmallows/ikea friends

[coral crescent]

@late parcel How'd the test go?

[woeful belfry]

do you have one of those labradors from Ikea?

https://www.ikea.com/au/en/images/products/gosig-golden-soft-toy-dog-golden-retriever__1208902_pe908897_s5.jpg

[quaint comet]

no bit maybe we should @fleet edge

[left ridge]

I think bro failed

[errant linden]

hi olive

[fleet edge]

DOGGO

[inner ether]

robin

get a cat

[fleet edge]

@quaint comet

[inner ether]

cat > dog

[quaint comet]

oh god no

[coral crescent]

[inner ether]

bro

cats are so much better

what

[errant linden]

[fallow perch]

ong

fluffy little machines

rip ur fingers off but snuggle with you

[cobalt blade]

🙅‍♂️

dog

[feral herald]

I have cats.

I have a dog.

See how cats are in plural form and dog is in singular form?

Cause cats are better than dog(s).

[static ruin]

You could say, they're the purrrfect pet

[feral herald]

So, Punther... which is it?

Cats or dogs?

[errant linden]

🐕

[feral herald]

[static ruin]

Yes

[feral herald]

Mr. Punther, which is it?

[late parcel]

Mmm

Though I’m confident with the rest

[left ridge]

Sad real moment for bro

[late parcel]

🥲

[left ridge]

F

[cobalt blade]

cuz 1 dog > several cats

u only need 1 dog

[coral crescent]

[fallow perch]

Unusual take

[late parcel]

Two dogs are better

We went to the lake today

[timber spruce]

Doggo :D

[cobalt blade]

idk if i'd want two dogs

I feel like I couldn't give both of them enough love

not enough hours in a day

[coral crescent]

Just eat one of them ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[cobalt blade]

[errant linden]

asian instincts

[coral crescent]

[errant linden]

🤝

[late parcel]

Yeah. Though they give each other happiness. When Max died Pippa was miserable and just slept all day other than the 10 mins before school, the 10 mins when I get home, her walk and goodnight. Once we got Sanchie they would cuddle together and play and she’s much happier and healthier

[cobalt blade]

my dog gets so much attention that he runs away from me

cuddle too much lmfao

i'm not home the whole week for 10 months a year now though

so I try to spend as much time as possible with him through the weekend

especially since he's now 11 almost 12 I think?

[late parcel]

Naw

[cobalt blade]

sad but truth is he probably won't live for more than another 4 maybe 5 years

it is what it is

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[late parcel]

It is

Max lived until he was 16

Well a week short of his 16th

He was very happy and active still, the thing that took him was a brain tumor and it happened very quickly

[cobalt blade]

[quaint comet]

when robin and i get married if anyone notices someone standing or walking in front of the videoing cameras u have my permission to body tackle them out of frame

sincerely, a peeved off video editor BECAUSE PPL CANNOT STOP WALKING IN FRONT OF BLOODY CAMERAS

[timber spruce]

[timber spruce]

will i be invited to the wedding?

[quaint comet]

of course xx

[timber spruce]

:D

free food!

[quaint comet]

if u want free food just come to our house whenever sal

[timber spruce]

alright bet

lemme see how much a ticket gonna cost

[foggy steppe]

Should put up crime scene tape in front of them

[quaint comet]

sketch out a murder outline, put sign "this will be you if walk in front of camera"

[timber spruce]

jfc

30 hour flight

[quaint comet]

youll get a meal at the end of it

[timber spruce]

true

[quaint comet]

@fleet edge fire up the oven

[foggy steppe]

Honestly too easy and fits the wedding mood perfectly

[timber spruce]

true

[foggy steppe]

You can save $200 with just an extra 15 hours

[timber spruce]

hmmm

true

i can use those $200 to buy gear :D

[quaint comet]

yeah!!

[fleet edge]

Photography friends are only allowed to bring 6x7 medium format cameras

[foggy steppe]

just the loudest mirror clunk in your videos

[quaint comet]

thats what the 20 audio sources are for

[timber spruce]

potition to make the wedding child free

[quaint comet]

then we cant invite olive tho

[timber spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/sacrifice-shrek-gif-22057024

[coral crescent]

[timber spruce]

hey olive

[coral crescent]

[fleet edge]

Olive will just teal and orange all our photos

Or mask the background and make it golden

[sharp steppe]

Everyone will face left too

[coral crescent]

It works sometimes

[fleet edge]

Whoever is standing on the left will be cut and flipped

[coral crescent]

No

they'll be removed

I don't like right facers in my town

[fleet edge]

Just a dozen earth shattering kerchunks per second during the first kiss

12fps medium format kerchunking between all the cameras

[sharp steppe]

Photoman using a Pentax 67. Mirror slap registers on Richter scale

[timber spruce]

at robin and hermits wedding i will come there with an Hawaiian shirt and pretend i'm a dad

[coral crescent]

Wait 3 years so I'm an adult by then and make it kid free

[timber spruce]

i will be that one cool uncle 😎

[quaint comet]

pretend ur robins dad 💀

[fleet edge]

We'll have the wedding in a nature reserve so you have to make the choice of shooting the wedding or the birds flying past

[timber spruce]

honestly

it might work

[coral crescent]

[timber spruce]

since i already look like i'm 40 and going throw a mid life crisis

[quaint comet]

👀

[fleet edge]

Half the guests will jump up and run away during the vows because they spotted something rare

[coral crescent]

nooooooooooooo

[quaint comet]

including us

[sharp steppe]

"you're supposed to be shooting Robin"
"yesh but there is an actual Robin over there"

[coral crescent]

[timber spruce]

a way to filter bird weirdos

i see what you ddi there

[fleet edge]

Bby, marry me with 600/4's by our waists so we can chase birds during the ceremony

[quaint comet]

question:
who will get to hold ur engagement camera

[timber spruce]

@fleet edge we can make the food dino nuggets as well

to save on the bills yk

[sharp steppe]

One of you will mount a 1200/8 to the others R3

[timber spruce]

mmmm dino

[timber spruce]

Heyyyyy

[coral crescent]

I wonder how many cameras will be there

[timber spruce]

i ain't bringing mine

[coral crescent]

Like 3 r7's around the stand

[fleet edge]

Bring yours for the hanging out the days before and after the wedding

[timber spruce]

true

i can also test lenses

[quaint comet]

bring urs to the ben and huck parties

[coral crescent]

Who knows, I might be living in sydney by then

[quaint comet]

bun and heck? how do u combine hen and buck well

[fleet edge]

Wedding? More like camera expo

[timber spruce]

i wonder if i will get stopped at the airport for my totatly not a pipe bomb lens

this lens looks too sus man

[late parcel]

That reminds me of the subs engineering challenge…

[timber spruce]

especially that i added some duct tape on it and have some electric tape in the lens

[fleet edge]

We need a camera based reception game so we can confuse @quaint comet's family

[coral crescent]

Had to say that today

[timber spruce]

[timber spruce]

what's up with today

[late parcel]

One team had to go through airport security with their remote control tube submarine…. It got taken apart and all the water proofing got wrecked and they couldn’t compete nationals

[timber spruce]

OOOOOHHHHHH

[coral crescent]

sal

I swear

[timber spruce]

[coral crescent]

[timber spruce]

ain't my fault

[coral crescent]

[timber spruce]

i'm not even arab

soo

idc

:P

or do i

idk

anway

[fleet edge]

Wallace & Gromit

[timber spruce]

@fleet edge what gonna be the wedding songs?

[coral crescent]

True blue

[timber spruce]

you should play this https://open.spotify.com/track/6qaA845IdHwj0yolVeEZIh?si=c4d49ad5af534a4e

[coral crescent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceWKrsJX9N4&ab_channel=davidliamfilms

[fleet edge]

The entire Men at Work discography ofc

[quaint comet]

the game can be get a photo of each different aunt (bc they all look the fucken same)

[timber spruce]

no ausie gaurage punk? lame

https://open.spotify.com/track/6Rz6yXr3RWpYdGst26tSYF?si=7b00f5f5fcae4467

[coral crescent]

GARAGE BAND

holy shit

please tell me I'm not the only one who remembers that

[fleet edge]

We need Photograph by Nickelback

And then Photograph by Ed Sheeran

[quaint comet]

"all asains look the same" nah fam all us white fuckers look like ctrl c + ctrl v with different hair colours

[timber spruce]

oh god

don't give me PTSD

[coral crescent]

Aussies remember this shit

[timber spruce]

y'all got hair

?

[fleet edge]

Your aunts are fucking clones

[quaint comet]

only vaguely

[fleet edge]

Holy shit

[coral crescent]

Meh well we do look different

but like

some people are clones

It's not racist, it's true

[timber spruce]

yeah,,,right

[coral crescent]

Kidding, but I've been mistaken for people before and it's really funny

At family gatherings as well

[timber spruce]

white girls looks all the same to me

[quaint comet]

i looked like the teenage parent of my little cousin at one stage

my mums genetics r STRONK

[timber spruce]

lmfao

my genetics are Mr.world wide

thanks to the silk road

[coral crescent]

[quaint comet]

https://tenor.com/view/hands-up-party-time-singing-bounce-dancing-gif-7934002190273059949

[timber spruce]

i need to do one of those 21 and me thingies

[quaint comet]

sal do u or anyone in ur fam have blue eyes

[timber spruce]

yes some 4th cousins

or was it 3ed?

[coral crescent]

I've never seen Asians with blue eyes

[timber spruce]

son of the cousin of my mum

[quaint comet]

we may be very distantly related

[timber spruce]

wait no they're green

[quaint comet]

every blue eyed fucker shares one particular turkish ancestor

[timber spruce]

i mean

i do live near turkey

soo

[quaint comet]

lmao

[timber spruce]

i won't be surprised

i know i'm at least a little bit east asian

prob korean

[fleet edge]

What happens if we have a kid

[coral crescent]

I can see it

[fleet edge]

Would it just be a slightly Asian version of your cousins

[coral crescent]

[fleet edge]

Or will they be another straight up clone

[quaint comet]

considering blue eyes are recessive that doesnt surprise me

[coral crescent]

It's the nose

very asian

[quaint comet]

ur so friend shaped

[timber spruce]

i'm fren

[coral crescent]

Wonder if it was ever possible

[timber spruce]

you should see my cousins (who i hate)

[coral crescent]

Everyone would look like Gojo

[timber spruce]

lol

[timber spruce]

i would teach that kid how to say bad words in kurdish

uncle sal the jobless for the W

oh yeah @quaint comet i was blond as a kid 😎

[quaint comet]

:OOOOOO

[timber spruce]

lost it all tho except a single spot on my head which is 100% blond

[quaint comet]

lol is it blonde or white

[timber spruce]

blond

also smoll Sal was very kick-able

wouldv'e beat the shit out of him

[quaint comet]

A BABYYYYYY

[acoustic lark]

BABY SAL IS SO CUTE OMG

[timber spruce]

baby sal is punch-able

[inner ether]

lads

any Melbourne person here