#Lounge but Australian
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i need to use this pickup line
Triceps 
DAMN 6 YEARS AGO
Did someone say triceps
it was a joke but funny asf
have u met him irl
Lmaoooo according to everyone āall Asians look the sameā you mistook me for someone else lol
i havent :(
oh no......
Triceps 
olive be FLEXING
fkin all my mates say to win an argument is "ben ur literally asian"
Triceps š

And according to my asian friends all whites look the same
i only have one pick up line i want to use
I train my triceps alot 
not wrong
Pftttt
you are
we gotta hoop wit olive once he pulls up syd
If you're talkin basketball I can't play for shit
I overtrained triceps⦠tore one and pulled the other a couple years back

@acoustic lark https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4LQ4fouoPorNlLXvIUyYMr?si=35cba50ff2f14ef0 do something like this

LMAO THATS CUTE SAL OMG
I literally couldnāt sleep in my bed because I couldnāt pull my blankets over me so I slept on the couch for two weeks and only wore button ups lol
never had the chance to use it 
sal thats genius
I go to check if she replied and then I see she just opened it 
My timing I swear lmao
alr imma take a shower
i love making funny playlists
I will be back
Donāt fall
Don't worry, if he says no, there's plenty more fish in the sea. Especially since you're queer, everyone is in danger
Don't drown ben
ok how's this:
"so we've been friends for ages but i always thought of you as more, so like do you wanna date? i mean if you're down"
not that fkin short 

Lmao
bs
5"7 ahhh
dont dont dont dont

olive you be short tho
IM 5"10
Just turn 18, go queer clubbing, and make out with some cute girls
HE WAS WRONG
Crying in 5ā3
yeah sure
MMMMMMMMMMMM

Hey, one inch can be pretty big
Isn't that right @quaint comet
I reckon I could throw AJ at least 4 meters
LMAO
I freaking got shorter since my last doc appointment
@fleet edge
Iām a tad heavy at the moment
see
This is nice and casual
I like it
1 inch is where its at
Bet
ok bet ima send it

Yay
GOOD LUCK
Good luck Angie

if you fail you always have lounge but australian
It still feels so weird typing own name
aw
If it doesn't work out just have a hot girl summer in uni
it does, hence why i only call you aj
*heavy breathing *
Amen
omg Im so invested already
gym*
Fair lol
I just have sweaty mess girl summer
I remember my hoe phase, that was a wild time
Lmfao

Everyones a hoe for smth
Calf raises suck
like camera gear
i'm still in my hoe phase

it's just
I DID IT I DID IT I DID IT NO GOING BACK
Let us know how it goes tho :)
I hope it works out ^_^
I love hitting legs
OMG AHHHH
I hate hitting legs
ITS HAPPENING
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My legs have always been pretty good and itās just boring as heck
NICE
My legs are strong from volleyball
gl angie
I really like running
Woooooo hoooooo
THANK YOU
Okay but it was kinda obvious tho unless he mega oblivious
but I am the LAST person who needs to be losing weight 
angie use that photographer rizz
no bc we always do this shit for each other
like we did a food swap thing where we bought each other food
that was fun
I miss running. I tore a tendon in my foot and dumb ass didnāt test it so I prolonged a two month recovery to 13 months and my fitness went downhill lol
I certainly need to lose weight, though my legs are somewhat strong probably from carrying all this weight around lol
I picked it up in 0.5 seconds after seeing "flowers", "birthday", and "friend"
i need to basically remove a whole ass Robin from me

Bones and all too
@coral crescent wanna see my date?
lil detective
aw she's cute
lol
good job sal, you bagged a good one
Nah, I just like friends and relationships. I'm one of those people

respectable
yessir š
tho she gonna leave me soon for a nicer imaginary guy
Imma just wait for a relation after I finish school. Might go to South Korea and visit my old friend and see if thereās a spark. I do miss him
noooo sal you're so perfect, she would never leave youuuuu
Eat them
hand on shoulder
theyre going to his HOUSE
we dont plan for that
Just send it anyways.
gift them to your mom thne, if he says no then Le-rip
*motivational stare *
lmfao
Tell him it's for his mum
yall are the best wingmen fr
Yes
his mom thinks im CUTE š
I honestly I am I got my friend together with somebody
angie go for his mum
who I may or may not have liked
Nothing wrong with that. It marks however many years since she went through extreme physical pain lol
aw poor thing
Nawwww
i'll slide into her dms
š«
just say Heyyy
alr imma take a shower now
and it will 1000% work
3 y's
before I stay on here for another 4 hours
bye bye ben
š shoo
then she'll DEF know im into her
"heyyyy"
"yes. i will marry you."
If it doesn't work out just do the stereotypical queer thing of crushing on 3/4 of your friendship circle
100% that is how it works
Gah I didnāt have enough flor space for leg raises
trust me my https://open.spotify.com/track/0dXdVTTo1hVSWvqEJQ04Gy?si=99ca55bc54bd45a0 told me so
"friendship circle" funny
then it must be true
100%
@quaint comet and I talked about it and unironically we do think you have the personally to really pop off if you go to uni. We reckon you'd have a million friends
yeah im an inch taller than u :]
pfffft
:(((((((((
Spousal abuse
i have no intention of going to uni, but i do appreciate that <3
100% when u find ur people ur gonna social butterfly so hard
Cries in Asian parents
not ur spouse
head pats
:(((((((
When he got offered a 16 year contract with the military and he wanted to take it
you're spouse to be funny
oh
how dare you be funnier than me
Meanwhile I wanted to get into defence but was rejected due to my left eye lol
Would be on some very good money now had I been accepted then
Naw
I want to still
But probably wonāt
if u want defense money without having to do defense go into treasury
or finance
my friend wanted to get into adf and got into the last stage of interviews before she was told she was too short
Or only fans
i don't want to get into a military job since i won't be able to leave iraq after that
like at all
my kinda job
Come to Australia
I wanted to go for a specific field, aircraft maintenance type work in my case
ahhh fair
if i did i could've went to anti terrorist force
qantas
Civil aviation now is kinda meh in Aus, a lot of our work now is outsourced overseas
need to sell everything i've. and get a job and a house tho ;-;
Ukraine might be in need of some aircraft maintenance
Yeah I'm quite happy not going there lol
come to canberra where cost of lving is notoriously not cheap!
alright bet
i caaan just get a sugar mommy
yk
I could have a sugar daddy
robin doesnt have the money to be a sugar mommy
tho it would be easier to get a sugar daddy tbh
I got asked out by a plastic surgeons son
Spousal abuse :(((
lmfao true
the amount of dudes hit on me is just comical
its bc ur handsome :]
appealing to a certain audience
I've only had it happen once many years ago, guy tried to hit on me at some nightclub, brought me a drink despite me rejecting it multiple times... In the end I just took the free drink and walked off
Are you a bear by any chance
am i some kind of shiny pokemon who only attract dude
well my bi swedish friend told me i fit the definition of a bear aka a big hairy warm dude
also told me i don;'t have to be gay to be a bear
or something
idk
Itās really hard to type while doing russian twists so Iāll be back in a tad
wtf is a russian twist
It's a twist that's Russian
Uh
da comrade!
Bear is kinda a body type
It's also a body type lots of gay guys like
welp
But straight legs
I guess it's a bear necessity for them?
Cuddly bear
very cuddly u look like you'd give great hugs
unironically my friends says i've the best hugs
Naw
yea
Can I have hugs?
sure
Thankies
also damn thats a nice pic of u with a hella cool looking bg
(as long as you don't touch my boobs afterward since a lot of fucking assholes do and i end up unironically beating them up for it)
thanks G uwu
wait fuck
i forgot i had a tinder
š
i've had this account since i was 18
Dumb bozos
and yet 0 matchs 
Must have the same bug as my camera, must spread
I really wanna go for a run now
then go?
Did he reply š
be free
The time
who?
Not safe in my area
Your boy toy
And I told my parents I was going to bed 2 hours ago
lol
i'll find out his response in the morning bc he wakes up super late lmao
so as soon as i know
i'll send yall screenshots
be me sleep at 5am
Sounds like my ldr ex :P
lol
tbf his sleep schedule is fucked bc he talks to me into the LATE hours of the night
Sounds like my ldr ex :P
Silly duffers
what else can you do with a 14hr difference?
very
You have free reign to ramble about him :3
^
angie is in love
Good destresser
sdahfblgusdbfA
Which is? :3
yep
Lmao
10000% inlove
shhhh
it's adorable xd
physical attributes dont matter to me as much
Cheesy is ok in this context
but hes cultured WHICH MATTERS TO ME A LOT
Amen
he's also super smart- loves politics, history, so i learn a lot about that
@quaint comet she said the thing we say to each other
@quaint comet it us but younger
and it turns out we align on every fundamental belief and value
Yāall are making me kinda sad š„²
Brb shower
have fun robin
come on AJ let's go play video games like single people 
No no noooo
don't
uhh
yOU DONT PLAY GAmes
what do u do?
Be sad
girl watches paint dry
welp be sad with music https://open.spotify.com/track/6CDoDiMuvyX724CbOzqbqg?si=7c34447efeea46a4
I really miss my mate. His dad dragged him to cairns for military shit
I already am š„²
kinda want to take a macro video of it dry
Yayyy
heh nice
join spotify listening party
@late parcel this is v aggressive for late night music
this is fair
heavy metal makes me sleepy
i'm not kidding
i cant stand heavy metal
i once slept with this on https://open.spotify.com/track/248ihasILhESFtf6S06Chc?si=7643ea072d80481d
intense
all you have is a big rock
š
That's 7 hours away 
go to his house
wake him up
pfft
steal his kidneys
i wish i could go to his house sal
How the hell
still big rock
Did it go
hOW DID WHAT GO
how far are you to from each other?
oh lol

you and your toy boy
i never denied i liked him
15,550km
i wasnt trying to make it clear

This is too confusing 
š
Oof
pffft
āso we've been friends for ages but i always thought of you as more, so like do you wanna date? i mean if you're downā
Too hesitant but it should work
incase he knows any
Itās the perfect amount of awkward
it should defo sork
He speaks fluent French, it was his first language
Yes it'll sork ben
it'll def sork lmao
Canadians 
ĀÆ_(ć)_/ĀÆ
Hello long shower
Am refreshed now

hi refreshed now! i'm sal
nah why am I so hyped to hoop tmrw morning
@quaint comet it us
idk I havent hooped in a minute
hoop? like basketball?
I fked up my toes tho
I do volleyball
damn this ship is just yours at this point
Cant basketball for shit
I ran 9-10ks in these shite shoes and messed up some of my toes
Except I'm the history, politics nerd and they're the French speaker
pfft
i'm copying you guys
role model adopted siblings
OKAY IM GONNA GO TRY SLEEP
and then we're gonna wake up to an answer i suppose
LMAO
lool
try not to think about him too much
GN angie and GL
too late
lol
š“
Sleeping is illegal
then call me a smooth criminal
Whos sleeping?
meeee
not me
it's 3pm here
sleeep
sleep well Angie :)
thanks beau!
night my various wing-people
Sleep well handsome!
has been! <3
š«”
Lmaooo
Guten nacht!
gluten nachos to you too
Out of?
your fav one
for a split second i thought that was my phone number @fleet edge

Anything 06, not because itās my broth year but for swine reason 106, 206 etc just looks right š¤·š½āāļø
time to prank call that number that she send
Oop
my fav is like 777
:)
I have another fav number but itās also my password soooooooo
Why?
uwu
11
me @ robin š«
because this one joji song
my lucky numer is 8 :)
777\
Ooo
I suwender :(((
i used to have 8 letters in my name and im born in the 8th month so 8 :D
I am at your mercy
used to 
I like 5
:3c
Because it is pleasing to my brain
It makes my brain not buzz when I do things by multiples of 5
lol
how can your lucky number be 8 when you're a 10/10 uwu
Wow
my name
was beaeaeau
That was actually good lmao
smooth
that was smooth as hell well done
uwu
I ship it
i wish i was that smoooth with girls tho
š³ļø
Kekekekekeke
I have a question
Is it weird to ask a teacher to go on a photography trip with you
I feel like it is
But Mrs H is sooooo cool and awesome
ummm
hmmmm
is the teacher hot?
I feel like it shouldnt be weird but it might be
I ship it
if yes can i get her number?
ye fr
š sheās 68
I would DEFO take my english teacher on a trip photography or otherwise
when i get there she'll be ready for 69 wink wink

But sheās like my best Buddy. She keeps showing me her photography from when she went to Namibia and sheās pretty much the person that got me through the past few years with her kindness
If it's outside of an official school trip, then yes it would be strange, and it's an almost certain no
sounds like a nice lady
i ship it
š
- is it just the two of you
- is it for more than one day
- how close are u two
still ship it
after grad its fine
pre-grad dont do it
It would be my fam, her, her husband and kids if they want to. Just a day trip hike through a wildlife reserve and sheās pretty much my second mum
Yeah that was my plan. Go on a little day trip to celebrate
Yeah agree with Iona, before there's just certain boundaries between a student and teacher of which this starts to cross
nothing odd to do that after grad
If your families are close then it's just a family trip with family friends
generally no direct laws afaik but its just something thats weird and best not to do to protect both sides
I remember my brother wasnāt allowed to play computer games with his teacher for a year after he graduated
Yeah. Our parents are close too
Yeah makes sense
I come from the country so a few of us had beers with the cool teachers when they were in the pub
if already family friends and both families are along thats generally different tho
š
And lots of my friend's families were friends with the teachers
You're an adult at that point if you're at a pub so it's fine
Yeah my music teacher was involved in the music scene at my hometown so either went with other music students or was already going to various music events that other muso students went to
Mrs H is so awesome, Mrs R Iād 100% hang out with. With Mrs R sheās my āsistersā Aunty and sheās pretty much my Aunty too. Heck I call her Aunty š
there is one teacher i would hang out with her š
its like that whole thing of if you know each other from community outside of the school environment its a bit less weird i think
The girl is my birthday Buddy and best friend and my extended fam has never been close to me so sheās kinda taken me in as her niece too
I'm getting a migraine :((
@fleet edge tomorrow is a protest and my dumb ass want to take photos
better take some nsaids before it kicks in
Pew pew boom boom protest?
sadg
Yeah smart. I think my mum would love to hang out with her too
no teachers want monies protest
Go to bed please
the boring oens
Then take photo!
I've shot a decent amount of protests
Violence š„
Id prefer to stay away from that stuff
i wanna shoot pew pew boom boom protest tho 
Beau will stab if I do
yes
They will kill me until I am dead if I die
i need to do it before i get a beau as well
and she stabs me
well my mum gonna kill me anyway
but still

Good morning not British people
Mornin
Hello!
Hi!
How's your morning:D
:O
:D
oooooooh do tell
Did your bacon and egg roll like you back and say yes?
Brekky roll lmfao
Do you?
And you have to hold in your farts and like don't do anything egregiously silly until you're sure they won't freak out
Pffft
I'll just skip the date and go into bed action.
Or kitchen.
Or backalley.
Told ya it will work out
Enjoy your post asking out happy haze for the rest of today
@quaint comet
Angie's brekky roll said yes!
This I will
Hehe
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Do you like herrrrr
Ive told this story before but here we go again
alr
so Ive been friends for a couple months, she was really nice to me and complimented my photography. Long story short ask her if she likes my mate, she does, I get them both together to be nice to her (self sabatoge lmao) and now we are still friends but it sucks that she likes someone else
Im fine with it, its not my place to be saying who someone can or cannot like, but just because its fine doesnt make it hurt any less
Wwoooop wooooop
OH THIS IS HER
you poor bloke
:(
aye at least we got Lounge but Australian
(Im in denial)
fr fr
Horrid
itās a delicacy
I've always wondered why they were called digestives
british ahh food
British
pop the kettle on then
A lot of Australian food is technically British origin because British Invasion

It does go away overnight
It takes time, a lot of it
@fleet edge @timber spruce @errant linden
ā¤ļø ā¤ļø

I don't get it but 
they are on a stardew valley date
They're sharing feet pics
omg this is adorable


This low key reminds me of Raganarok Online dates
ĀÆ_(ć)_/ĀÆ
⨠e g g f e s t i v a l āØ
adorable
I ship it
š³ļø
I found pics of me before gym and before I grew my hair out, holy shit it's fkin funny 
I looked like a youtube shorts using ohio screaming kid ngl 
oh yea robin didn't go to those protests today
:(((
it was too peaceful as well
So, you like your protests rough?
no i like to do journalism but that will end up me getting killed
Whatās the protest for?
Just curious.
protest photography is terrifying
last protest i was in the vicinity of people were getting beaten up for being chinese
bringing an expensive camera sounds like asking for trouble

That's not a job for us
Yikes
Some random teachers for their rights
It's a peaceful one
Wanted to go to kirkuk but NNOOKKK
That will be too dangerous
I might die
Rip
YOU WILL GO TO HERDSMAN LAKE
YOU WILL GO TO MINDARIE COASTAL WALK
YOU WILL TAKE BIRD PHOTOS
No
im back from the gym
lmao my phone has time limits š
on my computer rn
my upper body is š
my legs are decent


Meh not like you're gonna be Ronnie Coleman overnight
YES
Drink bum energy and you might be
good luck bro exams start on monday for me
over the next 2 weeks
I got english maths business studies legal studies economics and multimedia
K-algebra
what about you guys
fuck thats a lot of exams
Algebra š¤¢
dw its not the algebra youre thinking of
English and business tomorrow. Math, religion, bio and chem next week
for yr 12
Oooo
photography hsc sounds kinda fun
Iām dropping nothing š„² gotta keep all 12
I cannot do science to save my life š
english is definitely not
english is
Yeah, skip the yr 11 videography units

english is the worst hsc subject easy
my school didnt offer standard
same
Dang
english is just mmm
but i remember those fuckin 3 essays in 2 hours twice
wait wahat
didnt offer standard math either
I was urged to take extension 1 because I did well last year but I hateeee Shakespeare
advanced baseline
Wow
ext 1 is apparently more fun than standard/advanced?
no idea tho
Iāve got adv math, only because of parents though
Not sure. But it has Shakespeare and poetry lol
I love essays
I do standard maths and english
Lucky bugger
lmao my class is trying to get my maths teacher fired
Oop
standard sounds like fun
next level
theres 6 levels of math (1 best 6 worst obv) Im in maths 4
and its so jokes
like its average intelligence maths
maybe 5 idk
Here we have math studies, standard math, math adv, math ext 1, math ext 2 and math accelerated
so maths 1 is like top and then theres extension n shit
But accelerated is counted as the next year and math studies isnāt counted at all
the heck is maths studies/accelerated lol
idk how it works
my school offered adv/e1/e2

iirc like 4 classes e2, 3 classes e1, 1 class adv
Not hsc math and then next year math
was fucked lol
ahh thats interesting
my mates mom is our businesss studies teacher
Dang
"shes a bit of a tight ass" his words not mine
My business teacher is the mum of someone in our grade
Lmao. Coukd say the same about Mrs W
morning 
Morn!
we may be able to provide...?
Red bean mooncake in our next meet up! Woohoo!
Godiva chocolate is offering Godiva mooncakes
Yes.
We're going to coatco this fri so if they have redbean mooncakes well get some for u :3
CAN I HAVE A REDBEAN MOONCAKE
YES
;n;
I love you
yay im loved!
With or without red bean mooncake.
I love you!
And wait, costco has red bean mooncakes? Wow.
weve seen them have mooncakes so maybe?
I don't have costco memeber so I wouldnt' know. It wouldnt' surprise me though.
Have you ever had a mooncake?
@gentle wind where's my tribute, damn it?
yeah u gave me one like last year
mooncake is the best thing ever created
we need some aussie quag emojis where they are all upside down
Pork mooncakes specifically are the best
What the fuck
We have lin Yong moon cake here
And that's about it
it is always aussie hours
Hello anjo
Still laughing about how british vogue emailed me to hawk ad spots
Gonna contact them through their website to double check things
I am debating whether I throw this whole album away or try to recover it.

Other than that, Iām also stressing on other things.
aw are you okay jan? do you wanna talk about what's stressing you out?
Itās work stuff and such. My left arm still hurts though.
why
Simple: car accident.
woah look at you go
I mean, to be fair ā it does look pretty legit, Iāll say that. Some of the wording, just seems⦠interesting.
If it was something for an ad space, shouldnāt the Vogue in house marketing team reach out instead?
The email is the email listed on the vogue website
I'm going to contact them through their website to double check
Good idea/
good luck!
The email is the vogue marketing contact email
Some scammers can also mask out that email and make it look legit.
Yeah
When in most, isnāt.
That's why I'm gonna go through vogue themselves
I'm sus
But I do want to make sure
Because if it's real it'll be good marketing
Best way to view it is paying $600 to put vogue on your website
It's a Shanghai thing
Name in the email is a real person
Very elaborate scam if it is one
Copy the email and directly email vogue as your reply with it pasted
How often is that $600?
Once
Get a tiny advertising spot
Like probably 4x6 cm if that lol
Probably half that
Look what this lady did:
A dream came true - thank you @britishvogue for letting me be part of the August issue. š„ŗ
āThe people in front of Katarina Fedora's camera are supposed to be naturally themselves. Close, familiar, emotionally charged. She loves aesthetics,
design and simplicity and combining these aspects in her work is always her
ultimate ambition.ā - British ...
2640
Lol
$600 for that?
The best way to see it is $600 to put "as featured in vogue" on your website
Marketing
People have been doing this stuff for decades




