#Lounge but Australian
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lol
SKILL ISSUE
i wonder if this would count as cultural leave....
SHIT
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
shit
WOOOOOOOOOOO
If we lose we also need a public holiday to drown our sorrows
shit
sadtrombone.wav
The entire australian strategy: just lob it to kerr
its working
FUCK
NO
NOOOOOO
FJHGJFHFHBS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH NO
WHATS HAPPENING

anyone else see the huge ass lens in the back
You should all jump on VC, I want to hear the screaming in voice instead of text
just putting that out there
I'm too lazy to find my mic
Which one XD
also i can't scream rn lmao
oh im enjoying the amount of cameras
Gaddamn
look at all thoae cameras
Kerr got this
Where are we going?
gotta play to the whistle
THANK FUCK
(maybe)
This may go to penalty
They better start playing waltzing matilda if we win
Well, hoping to go to penalty
france vs aus was intense
hope to see it again
Right this is where we turn it around
Yeah, that got me a little emotional and I don't like sports
cmon aussssss

It's so true though 
COME ON KERR
THIS IS IT
FUCK
NO
SHE TRIPPED
DAMMNIT COURTNEY

11 minutes
20
No stress
it's joever
gonna be so much over time
In the name of the father son and the holy spirit 
Attack!!
what if we lose
Let's go!
Our father who art in heaven
Attacker on, defendor off
holy shit
Eh? Olive is praying
as it is on heaven
theres gonna be some casualties in this chat if we lose
give us this day our matildas win
and forgive englands fouls
as we forgive those who charge kerr
And lead us not into loss
BREAK THEIR KNEE CAPS
GOUGE THEIR EYES
MATILDAS
RAHHHH CUNT 🔥 🔥 🔥 🇦🇺 🇦🇺 🇦🇺
coach gesturing wildly lol

DAMMNNN
His finger skills are superb
You didn't pray enough
FUCKJKK
Ohh ddamn
Pray to the Nikon gods perhaps
Let's gooo
THEY MISSED
AMEN'
FUCKG
FAUCKKK CUNT
Pray to any gods at this point
canonngods where r u
AHHH
BLOOD SACRIFICE
WE GOTTA SACRIFICE SOMEONE
i dont need aus to win i just need eng to lose
KILL OLIVE
OLIVE
Yeah, theres' going to be yellow cards again son
WE ARE THINKING THE SAME THING
Nice to meet ya olive
VIRGIN SACRIFICE
HAIL MATILDAS
FULL OF GRACE
THE LORD IS WITH THEE
BLESSED ART THOUGH AMONG WOMEN
We need a virgin sacrifice?
AND BLESSED IN TEH GAME AGAINST ENGLAND
OlIVEEEE
THESE MESSAGES WILL BE VERY INTERESTING WITHOUT CONTEXT
HOLY MATILDA
Sorry we need to sacrifice you
IF WE LOSE WE KILL OLIVE
MOTHER OF GOD
PRAY FOR MATILDAS
FOR US NOW
AND AT THE HOUR OF THEIR WIN
IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER
A POUND OF FLESH FOR EACH POINT
IF WE WIN WE ALSO KILL OLIVE AS THANKS
AND OF THE SON
Ok CORNER
AND OF THE HOLY SPIRIT
Let's go

blood for the blood god
Im@going to cry sam pls
No no, I need grandkids
Kerr done fucked that one up
we must take the youngest
Who is the youngest?
Me probably lmao
not u :]
What is your birth month, Olive?
Being older has its perks
I'm a march kid
Fuck
Oi lol
oh shit.
fkin
IT's over.
ENGLAND
This ref is rigged
WE CASTRATE OLIVE
NOOOOOOOOOOO
It's over.
How much did. england pay for this ref
cmoooooooon
Seriously
ITS ALL OVER
The world is nothing but pain
DON'T SAY THAT RAPOTR
How much did england pay for this ref seriously
Ref did fine
NO
NO NO
SHE WHIFFED
OUR GOALIE
FUCKING
WHAT
THAT WAS AN EASY BLOCK
1-3
FUCK
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Aussie on suicide watch. Call 13 11 14
FUCKING WHAT
IT'S NOT OVER AA LONG AS OLIVE ID UNCASTRATED AND UNESCRIFICED
Oooooo
NO STOP
GO AWAY
GET OUTTA HERE
UR BANNED
IDC IF THEYRE BETTER OR NOT
My baby is upset
WE’RE GETTING OUT PUBLIC HOLIDAY AND OUR COUTNRIES PRIDE
wheres ur patriotism fauxgie
Bc ur wrong
We just had a skill issue
FOR OUR PUBLIC HOLIDAY RAHHHHH 🔥🔥🔥
Olive's skill issue of being unable to give his life for the greater good
Not even hostage i’m gonna sell it now
I'll sacrifice my 700d if it means Australai wins
Yeah. Olive's fault
😭
Didn't want to be sacrificed
WAIT
fucking
WHA
Olive's fault
Im actually
But in saying that, the gods may see a 700d sacrifice as an insult and make it worse
dammit it all
1-3
Im leaving
FUCKKK
inb4 Aus push the goal keeper into Eng 16 yard box on corners
no no we win this
I’m going home
FUCKING
OLIVE
Hi leaving, I'm Punther
Everyone here is really annoying now
BLOOD SACRIFICE
Wait let daddy get you
A POUND OF FLESH FOR EACH POINT
It’s fine I can come home on my own
take the fucking gfx as soon as you get inside
are u in the city babgie?
Burn down the nearest English pub on the way home
AND GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT
Have you seen how many pubs are in england? That's a lot of fires
Half of them aren’t even football fans they’re not even watching
are u in the cbd or smth??
Just wait until summer, will happen anyway
With ppl from school
oi
Happened the other day anyway here lmao
ahh rip :(
Shes's just around the corner
Im gonna go jump off the cliff
noooo!!!!
Kill all the British
no cliffs
not at all dramatic
NO SURVIVORS

BURN THEM ALL
ESPECIALLY OLIVE
I’ve lost all hope in this world vc of this
NO
lol
NOT ME
bc
It's not too late to sacrfice Olive

that's what you'd call back firing
Olive please

Sacrifice yourself
YOUR DYING TODAY
Olive give Australia your life
GO ON
My mental health for the rest of the year is lying on this

So is my damn life

I'll take on all of you 
Australia depends on you Olive

Yes, sacrifice your life so we can be teased by a public holiday that isn't declared
bc u gotta go fast
start kendo
because you're a damn fine goalkeeper and player
I'm dead
Wait come back. We haven't done karaoke yet

I don’t wanna go to school tomorrow
F
does the last post count
same
Walking camera rig goes hard
double maths 💀
Damn they've started wrestling on the ground now
England stop time wasting fuck off
LMAO
England youre shit duck off

eyes without a face billy idol
That was the worst jockey ever
I turn away for one second
I feel like i’m watching like a minute ahead of you guys
probably are
Least homoerotic sport
I'm at 4 minutes ot rn
Half the players are dating eachother
yeah
Ireland Vs Australia was tense
THATS A YELLOW
Least homoerotic sport
just make an anime out of it and it's going to be super homoerotic
Sam Kerr is shit

is sam kerr trans or nah
she can't be the hero and shit at the same time
SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO SCORED DAMMIT ALL
no???
why are you saying this?
you've met reqy haven't you

Olive is the shit one

cause she’s shit
Olive is the one who jinxed
googled it
Augie take it back 
schrodinger's player
Sam Kerr = best player on Aussie women’s team
I can see it
by being several minutes behind
Both shit and a hero at the same time until observed
Fucking hell
Sam kerr is still shit
Daddy will get you now
Why
I'm just here to make meme
I can come back on my own
Welp the english geezers won
It’s literally 100m
and see the meltdown
are yall just not used to seeing a sweaty ass woman wothout makeup?
sigh
ItDaddy is leaving now
Yes, me and ced are getting some good entertainment reading this chat
well
:((((
This tho
Never been close enough to adult women to see them without makeup in private :P
she looks like every sporty girl i went to hs with lol
WE LOST
gg ez loss
YOU DO BETTER
I’m allowed to call sam kerr shit
not yall, just ben
she’s not actuall
well
t
She just played shot
but fun
Australian skill issue
mb
We didn't make enough blood sacrifices
fun night enjoyed the livewatch with yall

We tried
and failed
😔
Stupid British people
Damn. 3rd place playoff
Now you can come join your fellow co-hosts in hoping Spain beats England in a few days.
that woudl. hurt
I hope they have stale mushy peas
I mean I did say it would happen
damn you mojito
best placing by any aussie soccer team!
You definitely jinxed it


Yeah, this is realll well done
Did ced even see the game 
Nope. I think he was just reading us
no he watched the chat
^
Well it works
At least you get the opportunity to also lose to Sweden.
Probably lol

Spain and England
Spain v England
oh shit hard to support any one
Aus v Sweden for 3rd.
We better beat those fkin swedish meatballs
I'll root for sweden tho
@potent roost We're coming after you 
I have to, you understand
Them meatballs got nothing on our meatpies
Let's raid Ikea
Replace them with meatpies
move ur country next to aus
We can raid Ikea and put together ALL Lthe furniture
skill issue
WE RAID IKEA AND STEAL 1 SCREW FROM EVERY FLATPACK
if you drill straight down you'd be almost there
OOOFFF
DUDE THAT’S TOO EVIL
it's actually NZ that is like right down below
nz is basically aus

:)
NZ > < AU
actually are there any kiwis in the server?
Yup
literally me
Raptor and Seth
There's a few
yeah ur basically aussie
Incorrect, you guys are just West Island.
what abt tasmania
No, you're just eastern east Australia
NZ > < AU
Thats just still tasmania
Race to claim Antartica
South South island
Everything is some form of south island
wait. I want Colunbia. They hide their best coffee
biased because dyke
just saying

You guys lucked out: https://theshovel.com.au/2023/08/16/peter-dutton-proposes-extra-day-of-work-if-matildas-win/
Awww
G'day lads
LLLLL LOST THE FOOTY
nahh 💀
they aint gonna be happy abt this one
having a full on riot in the chat when we lost
STINKERZZZ
Snow forecast still holding for tomorrow night/Saturday morning, may yet still have an opportunity yet to go drifting snow hunting this year 👀
You guys know if Aus Post delivers on Sundays?
Pretty sure it does on saturdays but I dunno about sunday
No, Saturday only for metro express too
nu uh bruvuh
well fuck
guess the cam will arrive tommorow or monday
as long as aus post doesn't delay
That cold change, actually feels like winter this morning 🙂
Sadly the snow wasn't good enough further up to justify the drive
@gentle wind @acoustic lark You both enjoying the cherry blossoms today?
i am angie couldn’t make it
Oh no!
i don’t have any photos without my face lol

Use your phone and show the trees
yes
i’m not near them rn

and nothing wrong with your face either, child
Blossoms 
says u m8

Wait, that's not you right?
Shit I didn't realise they had bloomed already
You better be quick so they'll be gone soon
Although this depends on area and trees
the blossoms there are amazing
yeah it is bruh
Uh let me check how much flights are
lol
Oh, you're wearing a big jacket
yeah
jfc
Tell someone to shake one of the trees so you can take the photo
too many people
there’s like thousands of ppl heee
Nightmare
lol
its way better In my experience
Next weekend is it
Probably, I'm not sure about how they bloom there
ah fk
yeah
carnival of flowers is starting soon
Welcome to hay fever season
I wish I could be there 
Angie has to house sit for her ex boyfriend 😎

We do too
I hope the house doesn't mis behave
It won’t
The dog is the problem

Give it beer
eat it
boring
Awwww look at that puppy uwu


Sacrifice olive
u eat the dog I eat you
I will throw you

your calesthenics have no power here
aren't you like 5'3 
#🥊・gloves-off
There is only one known dog-eating blOlive in history and mojito wants to eat him. Tsk.
that's like frauxgie
Wooooohoooo you made it!
No
Do it
NO
I don't hunt in #💡・open-feedback but gloves off is game
Dyed?
no
Even then I rarely give feedback in gloves off 
I may touch grass today, children. wish me luck.

Good luck
ok maybe asphalt. grass is too advanced for me
touch the grass while drunk 
who doesnt' touch grass while they're drunk?
Gym is so much fun 
probably olive 🙄

Jokes on you I'm semi jacked

well thats one way to use lat pull downs
not hard to fill out a 5'4 frame


Some of it is nice but a short one is also just good
Does make the side profile go crazy though 
I have gyno from puberty
having a crazy physique isn't achievable unless I get surgery lol


Many people with nice physique have gyno
That much is true
Have you got it like insanely bad or something
pretty bad yea

I’m in Christchurch 😭
🥶
I rode one of those public e scooters for an hour yesterday and it was indeed 🥶
my school had a social yesterday and since half my friend group didnt go I didnt go
and I was at the bus stop at wynyard and I was like it would be mad funny if they all caught me by myself in the city at 9pm
well guess who showed up 💀 
Loving the cold, but yeah even yesterday it caught me off guard when the change came through
It was so windy yesterday my eyes were burning by the time I got to work. And then I saw all these kids having fun pretending doing Beyonce music videos with their hair blowing in the wind.
lol
they must have been having lots of fun

Lol yeah. I mean, 'm sure they really werent pretendign doing beyonce music videos and was doing other role-playing instead, but to me, it looked exactly like that.
They both have ass in them 
“Easier to trample on a hard ass than soft but spiky ass.” - hipster boomer
Matildas vs sweden. Fight for 3rd place.
@serene ibex You need to be in this channel
Ty @night hound
The Matildas look so minty - I actually love the colour
Good colour composition
It's freaking confusing with the uniforms
Ikr
@coral crescent I hope you are being patriotic and watching the game
When's it start
we're 7 minutes in
I play it in the back while I'm editing
I have to go make doughnuts as well 
And I still haven't had lunch
Matildas are the ones in mint uniform

Hello fellow aussies

Game
Also i cant cook
I'll bring some kkwabaegi next year 
The uniforms are throwing me off damn it
I'll be even more ripped by then as well 
I'm not even kidding 
How else am I gonna carry the 150-500
Exactly 
That's why my right forearm is way more built than my left I swear
It's my camera hand 


Camera hand ay?

So when are we sacrificing olive
When we losin
We only need to sacrifice a third of Olive since it's for 3rd place.
Can't waste all of Olive.
True true
Uh oh, enemy typing
Is the swedish team just 15 aryan models?
The most tanned Swedes I have ever seen.
Sounds accurate
About 15% of the pop are non native, should be a healthy mix in there
Man, these swedes are the only ones more blonde than I am.
Shit, what a fucking mess!!

@errant linden Are you watching and supporting your girlfriend, Rosso, tonight?
Now i get what you mean
Pick your third
Yeah. We are going to need to sacrifice Olive now. Maybe even 2/3

Sigh.
princess fr
ill draw it for you as a consolation prize
slight problem with quagsires finger configuration
give him the thanos middle finger glove

never gonna display properly in that size

Ah right thats always the issue with this stuff

The hand config of this one ^
is it possible to bring 2 of the fingers down and just raise the middle one 
then slap that on the 
tf is that and why doesnt it show for me lol
oh you fucked with it

oh the back thing is broken

functional

This is great
whats going on
Didn't even realise half the team are lesbians lmao 

Sigh. Augie told you the other night that half the team are dating each other :D
I mean, if you're on the team with them, wouldn't you date them, too?
Thought so.
Not that you can keep up doing "push up" activities with those thunder-thigh girls. Keep hitting the gym and your balls if you want any remote chance with them.
Who are the team? (prob yes)
Will do
The Australian Girls' Soccer team :D
No. WOMEN.
wait hitting my balls 
Hitting balls? 😳
push up activities
They think you’re an Arm Rest and can’t carry the weight of the 5D4 after having the 600D.
But to be honest, it might just need to clear through customs?
That’s what I’ve dealt with when I got my 7D.
Just typical Aus post things
No it's likely already done that, Australia post can just be.... very very slow
I wasn't joking before when I said the international trip can be the shorter part
Use an alternative courier for international and Aus post for a domestic purchase, there's a decent chance the international one arrives first lol
Yeah not surprising
Tbf
When I placed my order on the 7th
It did say delivery between the 19th-23rd
I wish I could use 5D and 1D series stuff :(
It's way too big for my hands
I can barely reach the buttons and dials lmao
But yeah I think they knew about the delay
damn how long have u been waiting for this 5d4
swear u said you were getting it last week or smth
It's been stuck in "in transit to Alice Springs" for about a week

I bought it on the 7th
Waiting on shipping

Maybe the one Mad Max trucker convoy got ambushed by raiders
Are the raiders in this case just a big group of Emu's?

Looks like it'll arrive by the weekend though which is good
Can go bird shooting on Saturday

Sorry olive, gonna have to fight the emus for your camera

Good morning
monin
How r ya?
I'm not even annoyed about that personally
Theres this girl that likes photography, Imma see if shes free this weekend 
This week any of the kids doing a trade/CERT go off and do that for the week
so schools fkin empty
its a fun week

yeah I don't blame you lmao
send her to #🥊・gloves-off
do it
Y'know theres a very real chance that she eventually discovers this place 
Ohhh
actually im pretty sure
they let you do that?
ye
Shit what cams?
but she does the photography course at skool
God I'm glad we don't have that class at my school
they have a couple canon 1100D and 1200D's one 1500D and a broken nikon d90
I'd be cringing the whole time 
ah right that sounds right
yesterday I was out late shooting some night rollers, not official just got invited to a meet
Tutor her
the hell are night rollers
and there were a couple beemers zooming past us and they all slowed down cuz I had my flash on they thought it was a speed camera 😭 💀
hmm maybe
good 

Urban then I'm guessing?
One fucking day maybe we'll finally get someone who has taken a good car photo lmfao
im trying 
I'm yet to see one that impresses me

Join the club
I've seen good ones before
Like good car photography is 80% location
Nothing in here comes even close to half as good
I take it back this is actually decent
I did take this a coupl days ago

Ew
I'm searching
thats about the only thing I've seen that stands out
but what I've gathered is that its so fkin reliant on location
The car can be mediocre but the location has to be 
And even then it's like why would you shoot the car when there's that fkin location in the back 
ok tbf if someone pays for a shoot the location does matter alot especially if the car is shit
but u have no control over that
That's a fun shot
It's the amateur winner
Imagine what the rest of the submissions were like
I liked this one
The amateur submissions were probably endless car meet photos lmao
a few of them were just ass
not saying I could do any better
Which ones?
The phone category had impressive geometric blocking and lighting to frame the car
Yeah that one's meh
Category would've been rough to get a good shot of
The People category is fun :3
I liked some of 2021's winners better
2020 had some great ones too
Looks like CS800T (or equivalent).






