#Meme Dump
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Gets worse when it is a Wedding invite.
Why tho? I'm always happy when people ask me to take photos
It usually imply doing it for free and not everyone likes that
Exactly, and it can create a potentially awkward and disruptive working situation for the event photographer that gets hired.
It can create a power dynamic where your value at their wedding is to create their photos. Ie: work their wedding opposed to enjoying it yourself because they wanted to skimp on a proper photog
I thought more of something like: your invited to a close friend's birthday party and they ask you to take some photos to capture the moment
I think it comes down to personal preference
@unborn tangle wya? 
Depends on the kind ngl
dont dissrespect my 5d
- its kinda the point i dont have money for drungs nor cameras


@junior dune idk why this popped
I remember when goon used to mean something completely different to what it does now
thats my hourse i forgot him there
That's what you do when you have no fences, but to just forget your horse...
@junior dune
God damn that hand eye coordination
americans when they hear kilometers per hour instead of ar-15's per 15 lane freeway
@marsh zephyr this will be ur z9 soon
dude i burst out fucking laughing in the middle of class
Forgot the part where they break the law and HIPAA 5x per episode
ah yes, the classic logo beneath the vignette šµ
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Australians putting up their trees
You can tell itās an Australian even if you didnāt show anything else
Striped wife beater with the jeans combo and the tribal tattoo. With fair reasoning Iāll date this one circa. 2000-2008
sounds like walmart to me
Nah they got rid of even the airsoft guns, got meme'd on one too many times.
wow, went down hill
What happens when you let people bully you out of a 2nd amendment
I thought they brought the long guns back just not ARs
Not in Washington State
Thanks I hate it
(Already knew this before, just didnāt need the reminder)
Well, you're welcome

@quartz marten You gotta do this now
As an engineer, this is the proper procedure for this task

Saving money vs getting a sick ass Lego set
I feel you I literally bought this today
You don't have something to lift those super heavy Lego sets though
Sounds like you need the crane
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Ok, Iām gonna wait for your crane purchase
Crane and d11 are my dream buys for lego
Mine is Barad-dur
That's a good one too
Same here, Iāve been close a few times when the moneys been there but no where to store it when Iām done
assigning traditional sexual roles to innocent fluids in 2025 smh
milk is cruel though, i agree
Me when imaginary numbers are introduced
what the fuck is i bro
Notice how he covered Nikon and Sony because Nikon uses Sony sensors 

Notice how Olympus wasn't even worth mentioning
relatable
the way he just says "no lens on it'
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@junior dune
PENTAX - you're weird and nobody loves you.
true
you make this?
who made it/where is it from?
forgot

someone here made it
soneone thats been around then, sal's been gone a while
mhm
Old video yeah
Half this stuff is old server lore
Also itās part 2
Part 1 didnāt have me in it yet
Rues been afk for a hot minute too, even before sal was disappeared
Real ones remember ceds shitting voice memo updates
he keeps them alive still 
mine is better
Show
this was definitely a scandi spell it how it sounds moment
@merry creek
Aussies ain't taking over as long as Lithuanians are here 
You forgot option 3, focus on the problem to a crippling degree and get fucking nowhere
Could replace that french flag with a few other groups too and they would all be outraged 
Of course its a nikon
@merry creek
Why is she naked
I posted this already 
#1051365145277898763 message
I reacted too 
backshots
god that's so hot
You and your weird kinks
Enemy spotted!
Bringing CoD Lobbies back
It's late at night that's why she's crying she can't go to sleep
and she's like, "throw off all your clothes and loose consciousness on the bed" type tired
What a photographer gotta do nowadays to find a new gimmick š š„
Nah, just average Nikon shooter
You mean Sony rebranded nation
I'll quit ragging when you make your own sensors 
bro's photographing with a bare sensor
I'm having a hard time finding OM at the top of DXOmark charts š
Didn't get it for being the best, got it because I was started on M43 and I stuck with it until I could get better. 
Now I want Sony A1II
Damn son. If anything I'm moving to MF. I'd love a Miamyia with a P1 back
I would if they made a MF that had a sub 80ms readout speed
And a 500mm lens
Is MF for studio macro/micro retarded?
I need a Lecia Sonnar 50 forst tho
And a Mitutoyo 10x
No idea tbh, I'd assume landscape, professional portraits, urban
is that Jay?
steam deck and steam frame in 2026:
Real
I feel bad for anyone who will ever have to see your camera roll
is this the joke?
None of those points make much sense
reporduction
Not sure if AI or just dumb
while i personally admire this emote id also suggest its purely used elsewhere 
one or two other people will ask you a lot less politely

I was sound asleep when you said this 
Do understand had I been awake I would've
figured, just sniped it after i said that anyway
wut happen
A nsfw emoji was posted
oh
nmeee
This, this is why battery grips exist
or just change batteries at a non redacted time

this is just turkish propaganda
yeah never trusting that damn thing again! the camera screen is a LIAR #photography photography #nikon #dslr #shutterspeed #longexposure
my current pc case is bent open ever so slightly to fit my 3060
no side panel btw
cooler cant fit
made the mistake of buying a sff mATX case without realizing
What the fuck is that compression
I only use powerwasher to prevent fires
Pro Casemodding right there.
I recently rebuilt one of my Mini ITX computers last year, that was an adventure in cable management.
@uneven ridge found an Australian scented candle
nice nails
Top right and bottom switches are GOATED š£ļø
i like the playmemories app button š
@frozen forge

TRUE
@cursive lake
An ancient Chinese story from čå that challenges our obsession with productivity, usefulness, and constant availability.
If youāve ever felt:
Burned out despite being capable
Taken advantage of for being reliable
Exhausted from always saying yes
This video might change how you think about usefulness ā and survival.
Itās about not...
I really hate seeing this fucking racist's comics in here
Not to mention incredibly transphobic as well
I sent this to so many people
Worst part, before I uploaded I scrolled a bit to make sure I didn't post it. Apparently I didn't scroll enough 
Meme keeps getting better..
How did death note make its way in there
the newest thing on that list
unc slop
Its like 2 years newer than halo 2. But its the sloppiest of things on the list
Amazing
Fuckin a didn't know it was that old
06
Medium rare the best
Stick you fork in it and it still goes "moo"
Not saying I agree, but I understand
biting the fucking mouse is instane 
Because of you my mouse now looks concerningly appetizing

This is why you get pet opossum to eat all the ticks 
#paveit
the price just increased by 100%
It's been a long time since I could afford their perfect little pieces of high quality fucking plastic that I loved as a child fuck that fucking country
i remember a mythical time when battlepacks were no more than 20 dollars
Ocd be like
@quartz marten Your memes are so low quality and it disappoints me
I don't own rights to this, this is just a nightcore shitpost
https://eprint.iacr.org/2025/1237 This paper presents implementations that match and, where possible, exceed current quantum factorisation records using a VIC-20 8-bit home computer from 1981, an abacus, and a dog. We hope that this work will inspire future efforts to match any further quantum factorisation records, should they arise.
This paper presents implementations that match and, where possible, exceed current quantum factorisation records using a VIC-20 8-bit home computer from 1981, an abacus, and a dog. We hope that this work will inspire future efforts to match any further quantum factorisation records, should they arise.
new poland exclusive just dropped
The German version of this would be black steel studded leather with shiny metal buckles. Basically a camera dressed up as a dominatrix.
this is just sonys new font
dont do this to my 50mm
i saw ts
or i think real at least
oh nah that's ai too
well less ai lookin ver lmao
bruh
Brilliant, just Brilliant.
If you need a hint think of a popular Creed song
Well...
That's a deep subject
peak
@idle mortar this you? 
Always on time
@vast knoll
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Man thereās a lot of speed bumps in this school zone
Sharp images start with sharp lenses⦠right? š
Just kidding, its satire. This is not how you get sharper photos. If you want sharp images in photography, focus technique, shutter speed, stabilization, proper focusing, and also high quality lenses if ...
As a certified chef and photographer, approved. 
replace beer with soju
Asian beer?
How is this a meme?
cuz his life is a joke

Same
yeee i dont think we can have that here
aw man

Cedcore
You DO know who is talking there right?
The girl? No
It's Dita Von Teese, she's a vintage style Icon. If you look her up though you're bound to get NSFW stuff as she is a professional Burlesque artist, one of the best in the industry.
I've worked with Dita in the photography studio and she's amazing, does her own hair and makeup. A talented professional.
She's very pretty

I have a solution
||Twilight x Blade|| The crossover we need

@unborn tangle
oh and this @unborn tangle
I wonder if that's specially treated plastic or not
From what I've been told if it's not treated a certain way the gas will eat through it

Nope. Just plastic bins. Gasoline is a solvent and also the ethanol captures moisture out of the air. Just fucking stupid all around
When gasoline comes into contact with certain plastics, it can break down the molecular structure, causing the plastic to weaken, swell, or appear to "melt."
Man, could you imagine that shit melting in her car with that much 
Also certsin plastics holds a static charge. That's why gas cans are made of a specific plastic(HDPE)
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Vision of the future artist using his tool. With their powers combined (man's ability to turn on a computer and the computer's ability to do everything else) they achieve the highest art.
I actually like AI art. Don't hurt me.
infinite hyperbolic ...
oh you cunt
You are welcome 
Asshole
Youāre welcome, also

Of course it's a mac 
this is genuinely all i have btw
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this is why i got a macbook recently, you can drop the speaker, mouse, charger, cooling pad & maybe cd player, only thing you do not directly get rid off is the external storage
Ayy its that dude. I can't listen rn but this is his internet infamy

NO
Yooo @merry creek Dragoon. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DR6eYigEdYa/
It got removed 
I've opened it on mobile and on desktop and get an error message
$125k fuck that
I'd rather get a corvette 
I love how cars are like 1/4 the size of even a tire
Thats a big ol Pete
It fell off a truck truck truck
@frozen forge
Microslop has announced the rest of the year is all hands on deck to make sure their patches for W11 doesn't delete the boot loader again. Vibe coding is going swell
Minor inconvenience when that happens, like putting a bandaid on someones toddler and accidentally breaking its neck
Fun fact: 3 insects have been found to actually produce milk for their young. Cockroaches (within the egg sac), Tseetsee flies (give live birth) and a Jumping Spider variant.
love casually explained
That's why I'm lethargic and only eat pizza
@frozen forge
Yeah man, im chilling with -10, but Aidas is doomed
Me going out to walk my dog
@merry creek walmart self checkout
How do you have negative copies unless someone refunded a gifted copy or something? idk
his older stuff was fire
Can confirm
I like the idea of planehub because I like planes but I dont like jokes about hiroshima because I watched the antwalkers of hiroshima video on youtube and those genuine horrors beyond our comprehension.
Watch Barefoot Gen
i am the 100th kekl
wizard 101
Ironically this trip would take just as long to tour Europe

A story in 3 images
Oh my god
No we're not the jet set
We're the ol' Chevrolet-set
sick
Bruh
Children being allowed online before the age of 18 and it's unintended consequences
i cream
Bruh
I will need some hair in 2030

large MFed ahhh! oough!
i desire caterpillar
tbh
WE ARE NIKON CAMS!!! š„ š„ š£š£š£
#nikon #photography #photographers #sony #canon
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This genuinely made my day
I partially blame this meme for a horrifying dream I had last night (tw: bugs in places that bugs shouldn't be) ||about me having like a large wound and finding small purple centipedes in this wound and just pulling them out one by one until the last one just escapes my grasp and goes out of sight into my flesh. ||
I'm traumatised now
the number of tutorials i've watched to remove scratches of disks 
rub some toothpaste on that bitch
If you cover the unscratched areas in scratches they won't be able to tell
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bouquet, fuck 50mm
smh my head
(definitely not two completely different tiers of lenses)
Manfoe
power
Two just two thatās all Iām saying
From the captions: How to earn big and fast
What the client thought:
Pro looking body - broken husk
External monitor - actual recording medium
@uncut oar
driving aparatus
horseless carriage
facebook and google
Ayyy lets go Where my #6 homies at
tbh insane flaw in glasses design
There's a reason for this
A hidden benefit of DSLRs: you can use it to open bottles
@nikonusa
@nikoneurope
@nikonukraine
#dslr #cameratips #cameratipsandtricks #cameraforbeginners
Letās have it š«¢ Which generation is more superior? ššš¼
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This is how the shit feels like
Tragic last words
exposed platter and taking pics of itš„
fire
is the brainrot in the room with us š
yeah it's you
@uncut oar this you?
Send it to my brother, he likes brainrot apparently and is always annoying me with this soundboards
muy rico
Me pican las pelotas
@brisk swift š
McD in EU is so much better than the slop we get in US
Where's my Michiganders at
Whatās in this? 10 batteries, a printer, X-ray device and emergency eating rations? Definitely getting that
Sooooooooooony
give it heeere naaachui
just @ me
so gonna get a ā»ļø for this
sony
No, you mean leica
!jumbo 
Talking shit about Leica? 
We talking shit. 50mm Summicron V5 is one of the most corrected, highest resolving primes on the market
I need it as a tube lens for micro. Manual focus is the least of my worries 
I talk shit on any 50mm 
Talk shit on the Nikon 50mm 1.4D plz
It ruined one of my shoots
It's 50mm, that's all the shit talking I need to do 
Fuck 50mm
what abt 49mm
What did the 50mm do to you?
Also its funny as fuck that my Nikon 35mm from when I had my D3000 is still magnificent on the D8x0 family.
Iāve got my moms 50 from her D3100 lol
1.8G?
Yea
Goated lens. Thats why I use now







