Weezercord coffee shop rp

[nimble helm]

About time

[valid basin]

can i get a uhhhhhhhhhh

Fuck you bell

uhhhhhhhhhh

[summer surge]

No you can’t

Go away

[valid basin]

HEY NO FUCKING SKIPPING

awh man

fuck you

walks off

[pulsar loom]

Can I get a strawberry latte

[summer surge]

[valid basin]

goes behind gigolo

[nimble helm]

makes coffee weezerly

[valid basin]

HURRY UP

[pulsar loom]

how much is the coffee here

[valid basin]

https://tenor.com/view/omg-o-my-god-gif-7258709679203431735

[nimble helm]

gives coffee

[summer surge]

Makes Latte GreenDayzlly

[valid basin]

Waits

[nimble helm]

drinks

[deft delta]

Hiii

[valid basin]

goes to cashier

[pulsar loom]

here u go tosses coins on counter

[valid basin]

ma'am.

[deft delta]

I'll like a iced Carmel latte

[nimble helm]

No Bri you cannot get a mocha dragon caffe latte frappucino with extra whip cream and weezer drizzle and rainbow sprinkles

[valid basin]

Can i get a caffe latte skim milk extra sugar.😎

also make it sparkly

in a bearista cup

NOW!

[deft delta]

Aw man

[pulsar loom]

can i get a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[summer surge]

🤬

[deft delta]

https://tenor.com/view/son-of-a-bitch-chris-farley-saturday-night-live-god-damn-it-aw-come-one-gif-18069882

[valid basin]

can i get a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[nimble helm]

Yes of course!
makes drink modern baseballly

Here you go!

[valid basin]

yeah I'll get a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh with extra uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[nimble helm]

Banned for life

[valid basin]

NOT WHAT I FUCKING ASKED FOR!!

https://tenor.com/view/rage-pain-scream-screaming-gif-11380082828166253172

[nimble helm]

Oh I’m sorry

makes drink weezerly

[pulsar loom]

i would like the um special drink the uh the island in the sun one

[nimble helm]

There we go!

[valid basin]

thank you baka

walks off without paying

[nimble helm]

makes drink island in the sunly

[summer surge]

Can I get a blink-182 untitled album inspired frappe

[nimble helm]

kills

[pulsar loom]

gives you the money with a hip-hip

[nimble helm]

Of course best friend!

makes a blink-182 untitled album inspired frappe

[valid basin]

comes bak again because I am a fat fuck

goes behind grippers

[nimble helm]

Guys I’m about to shit my pants

[pulsar loom]

i don't think that's work appropriate language

[valid basin]

"My name is Jonas.." I wisper in Grippers ears nonchalantly

[pulsar loom]

WHAT

[nimble helm]

kills

[valid basin]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-shocked-gif-9885796698302419555

My ass is pain

help me

[nimble helm]

ME TOO

[valid basin]

I OMRT

I WAS BLEEDING

[summer surge]

I would like a restraining order against you

[pulsar loom]

https://tenor.com/view/rivers-cuomo-rivers-weezer-meme-my-reaction-to-that-information-gif-26893643

[valid basin]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-homer-simpson-sigh-beer-pensive-gif-16908894

whatever

sigh.

I love you grippers

[pulsar loom]

our best customer man

[valid basin]

i love you forever and ever..

no one can take you away from me..

[valid basin]

MIKEY OH MY GOD

[nimble helm]

My beloved

https://tenor.com/view/mikey-welsh-my-beloved-weezer-gif-15595792694967463464

[valid basin]

https://tenor.com/view/glazing-glaze-venom-milk-gif-9277560905291707488

[summer surge]

I have a Roblox fit of him

[valid basin]

OH MIEY

[nimble helm]

I love this photo

[valid basin]

same

[nimble helm]

It’s my favorite of him

[valid basin]

i also have fits

[pulsar loom]

the first shirt i bought on roblox was a green album shirt

[valid basin]

oh

[pulsar loom]

i believe in mikey supremacy

[nimble helm]

I love Mikey!

[valid basin]

same

[nimble helm]

I really wanna know what he was thinking when he took this

[pulsar loom]

we should hang up a portrait of mikey in the shop to greet all the customers

[nimble helm]

I need this

[nimble helm]

Yes I’ll go first

[nimble helm]

I think it’s cannon that Mikey would have loved this photo

[pulsar loom]

me next me next!!

[valid basin]

idk

[nimble helm]

We need a Mikey welsh shrine forum

[valid basin]

dude knowing Mikey was a tender and soft person inside fucking breaks me so bad

[nimble helm]

Stop it

Don’t make me cry

[pulsar loom]

he may be gone but he will never be forgotten

[nimble helm]

Yes

Not as long as I’m living

[pulsar loom]

Not as long as this stupid ball of rocks spins

he lives on forever

[nimble helm]

I need to commit

COMMIT

VOMIT

jeez

[valid basin]

what?

[pulsar loom]

Can i get a uhhhhhh

[valid basin]

oh

you fucking scared me

[nimble helm]

I’m sorry

[pulsar loom]

can i get the burndt jamb drink

[nimble helm]

Not again

[nimble helm]

Of course !

[valid basin]

ive been crying loser

[nimble helm]

makes a burndt jamb drink and gives it to the lovely gigolo

[valid basin]

can i get uh

what do you guys wish for

[nimble helm]

No you’re fucking dead

[pulsar loom]

yippeee places coins on counter

[valid basin]

oh ok

[pulsar loom]

we resurrected them

[nimble helm]

They are not Jesus

Or grippers

[pulsar loom]

but i did it anyways

[nimble helm]

Or xvr

[valid basin]

or me

[pulsar loom]

who is grippers actually like fr

[nimble helm]

You are you

[valid basin]

griverds

grivers

or mikey 2

[pulsar loom]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[nimble helm]

My best friend @summer surge

[pulsar loom]

you guys could be twins

[valid basin]

your best friend @summer surge

[winged gust]

i’ll also get the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[valid basin]

how cool

[nimble helm]

We’re both hotties

[valid basin]

my fucking line.

[winged gust]

the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[nimble helm]

So yes you’re correct

[winged gust]

what kieran is having

[pulsar loom]

so now we gatekeeping uh?

[valid basin]

I feel like "And bumblebee!"

[nimble helm]

Jane..?

[winged gust]

you know, the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

[valid basin]

Im having Jane

[pulsar loom]

y'all should get the burndt jamb

it tastes like

[nimble helm]

*gives @coral trout *

[winged gust]

i’m good, i meant the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[valid basin]

SHES MINE HURHGURHGHUFH

[pulsar loom]

cheese on a burnt piece of lamb

[valid basin]

eats

JANE

[nimble helm]

Haha I get it

[coral trout]

What

[valid basin]

JANE JANE JANE JANE HELLO]

BABY

[coral trout]

HAII

[pulsar loom]

i know i know hold your applause

[valid basin]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-singing-opera-opera-guy-mouth-open-mouth-open-wide-mouth-gif-20394358

[coral trout]

Guys.

[nimble helm]

You’re our most popular menu item

[valid basin]

yes?

no shes mine

[coral trout]

I'm sleeping with mommy today 🥹

[coral trout]

Aww

[nimble helm]

Just behind the uhhhhhhhhhhh

[valid basin]

your mom??????

wow buddy

[coral trout]

Mhm

I need to sleep in her room

[valid basin]

sleeping with your mom and not me

[coral trout]

I need to comfort her

[coral trout]

WOWWW.

[valid basin]

i see ho-

oh

oh

No im really sorry love

[coral trout]

Dad left for a business trip

[valid basin]

and shes crying?

[coral trout]

No no it's ok <33

[coral trout]

Nope

[valid basin]

oh

[coral trout]

I jst wanna comfort her

[valid basin]

its okay

[coral trout]

<333

[valid basin]

once my dad couldnt stay with my mom so she raised me and my twin brother alone a lot

[coral trout]

Aww :((

[valid basin]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-pose-standing-gif-15566643

[coral trout]

IT'S 2 FUCKING AM.

[valid basin]

its 8 pm

[coral trout]

Guy.

[pulsar loom]

what a lovely reunion in the weezerbucks

[valid basin]

yeah

[coral trout]

The what now

[valid basin]

my girlfriend ❤️

[coral trout]

Wife***

[pulsar loom]

i remember when me and my wife were still young

[valid basin]

just fucking found out mikey died

cries

[coral trout]

Your old??

[coral trout]

SHUT UP

[pulsar loom]

17 💔

[valid basin]

they are 17

[coral trout]

HES ALIVE IN MY HEART.

HES ALIVE.

[valid basin]

yeah

[pulsar loom]

i know i know i'm unc maxxing

[coral trout]

Uncle..

[valid basin]

i never knew i loved someone who never knew me or died

Hes my obsession

[coral trout]

YES BRO SO WEIRD

[valid basin]

and so is jane

[pulsar loom]

back in the day me and your grandmammy would come to weezerbucks to get the burndt jamb

[coral trout]

I WASN'T EVEN BORN 🥹

[valid basin]

i just took the biggest breath and sigh ever

[coral trout]

WHEN HE DIED

[valid basin]

my mom begged my dad for 12 years to have a child okay

[valid basin]

sips drink

[valid basin]

bri bri dicus dicus bombicus @deft delta

[spare bloom]

im not ordering yet im looking at the menu hold on

[valid basin]

Ah hello weep

[pulsar loom]

get the burndt jamb dude its the best thing they have

[coral trout]

Hmm

I want a Kieran special pls..

[spare bloom]

hi

aw you guys r married n matchinf

[coral trout]

We peel bananas

[split venture]

Baka

[valid basin]

peel me nex-

[coral trout]

WE R MARRIED FOR 28 YEARS!!

[valid basin]

yes we are

[coral trout]

AND WE HAVE 3000 CHILDREN!!

[spare bloom]

waow.. how beautiful

[valid basin]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-shocked-gif-9885796698302419555

[coral trout]

AND 70 CATS

[valid basin]

yes

[pulsar loom]

https://tenor.com/view/rivers-cuomo-rivers-weezer-meme-my-reaction-to-that-information-gif-26893643

[deft delta]

This isn't me, this is brians British child

[coral trout]

Y r there so many brians

[deft delta]

(It was me)

[pulsar loom]

because brian

[deft delta]

From like along time ago

[valid basin]

me and Jane are best weezercord couple, PREACH !11

[coral trout]

I WAS DYING AT THIS SHIT

[valid basin]

Adam and steve lookin ass

[coral trout]

YES!!!

[valid basin]

he ate steve

[fluid ether]

YEAH CAN I GET A UUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[coral trout]

STOPP

[fluid ether]

BURGER

[coral trout]

NO.

[pulsar loom]

this is a coffee shop

[coral trout]

GET A TACO.

[fluid ether]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT SELL

[coral trout]

We sell food..

[valid basin]

only thing on menu is Kieran special

[fluid ether]

DO YOU THINK I KNOW WHAT A PANINI IS???????

[coral trout]

Not burger..

[pulsar loom]

and only jane can order the kieran special

[coral trout]

AWWW U REMEMBERED IT

[fluid ether]

JUST GET ME A BURGET EXTRA CHEESE

[coral trout]

🥹🥹

[valid basin]

yep

[coral trout]

No :3

[fluid ether]

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I NEED THIS

[valid basin]

got that right

[coral trout]

I ate it on the way

sorry

[pulsar loom]

grandpappy always gets it right kiddo

[valid basin]

Only thing you need is a diet

[fluid ether]

WHY ARE YOU SUPPRESSING FOOD FROM THE PUBLIC

[coral trout]

OOP

GUYS I GTG

[valid basin]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-shocked-gif-9885796698302419555

[coral trout]

BYEEE

[valid basin]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BABY

[pulsar loom]

byeeeeee!!!!!

[valid basin]

ILYSM

[coral trout]

I'M SORRYYYYY

ME TOOOO

[fluid ether]

YEAH ILL HAVE BURGER EXTRA DIP

[coral trout]

pls don't tag me yall

[valid basin]

okay love

[long spruce]

meow

[coral trout]

I have smth important tmrw

[coral trout]

Thank you ml

[valid basin]

oki

[long spruce]

whos getting that at a cafe

[coral trout]

Bye yall

Love yall

[valid basin]

fat people

[pulsar loom]

byeee have a good night!

[valid basin]

big backs

im sorry that was so mean

[fluid ether]

PLEASE THEY’LL TAKE MY WIFE IF I DONT GET THIS BURGER

[long spruce]

okay

[valid basin]

oh buddy..

[fluid ether]

SIGHS…

yall are not cultured.

https://youtu.be/c5DoqH3wMiw?si=Kw0a2j1UhyUsbu4T

[valid basin]

eats your wife

[pulsar loom]

i miss my wife

[valid basin]

I miss her too

[pulsar loom]

wait what

[valid basin]

my wife

[pulsar loom]

missing our wives twin

💔

[valid basin]

https://tenor.com/view/venting-in-general-venting-in-gen-did-i-just-catch-you-venting-in-general-discord-mod-discord-gif-3282165362654366223

[pulsar loom]

https://tenor.com/view/rivers-cuomo-weezer-dancing-gif-22024094

[long spruce]

i miss my wife too

[pulsar loom]

missing wives forum

[last tide]

i dont like coffee haha

[long spruce]

i dont have one i dont even like women but

i wanna be in this conversation

[elfin harness]

Can I get a Ozma with extra synthesizer

[hollow rampart]

can i get a latte with every single flavor that you've got?

[fresh sundial]

Hi I’d like a water, no ice, no water, add 16 pumps gasoline please

[turbid zephyr]

can i get a coffee with 50 shots of espresso?

[pulsar loom]

no, you're all BANNED

[elfin edge]

Can I have a water cup please :3

[craggy drum]

lets watch american football and also put on modern baseball

fire

[winged gust]

has anyone got my order yet

i’ve been waiting for 2 hours

[turbid zephyr]

peak

[winged gust]

god this cafe sucks

1 star on yelp

[pulsar loom]

what did you order again

grandpappy forgot

[winged gust]

it was the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

the usual

[pulsar loom]

the usual you say

[winged gust]

yessir

[pulsar loom]

here u go

[winged gust]

thank you sir!

[pulsar loom]

🫴 🧋

[winged gust]

i think i’ll add a 75% tip on top of whatever my total is

for your great service

[pulsar loom]

Oh no need

[winged gust]

and a 5 star review on yelp

[craggy drum]

75% tip on a 2 hour wait is insane

[pulsar loom]

an old geezer like yer grandpappy doesn't need no more money outta ya

besides

[winged gust]

i think not grandpappy

[pulsar loom]

each drink costs 75 dollars each

[winged gust]

i can pay

[craggy drum]

outragous pricing

[pulsar loom]

Ya want the drink or not?

[winged gust]

of course!

thank you so much kind sir

[craggy drum]

im throwing a brick in the window

[winged gust]

have a wonderful day!

[pulsar loom]

Kiddos nowadays...

[winged gust]

that’s illegal man

you can’t do that

[pulsar loom]

we worked very hard to open this weezerbucks

[craggy drum]

that'll tell em to bring down the prices

[winged gust]

suppose the cafe will be able to pay for the damages

[pulsar loom]

yer grandpappy here invested half of his maladroit vinyls to get this place

We're broke

[winged gust]

burnt too many jambs?

[pulsar loom]

More like not enough

Where'd all the customers go anyways

[elfin edge]

americ anfootball

[turbid zephyr]

aaughh i love american football

[elfin edge]

I'm still waiting on my water cup
It's ok tho

[elfin edge]

They're ok

[pulsar loom]

🫴 🥤 here you go kiddo

[elfin edge]

:0 Water

[craggy drum]

waters free right?

[pulsar loom]

no

67 dollars

[craggy drum]

this shop man 😭

[pulsar loom]

look man we got bills to pay

rivers cuomo doesn't pay for this place

[craggy drum]

i get it but god damn

[pulsar loom]

75 dollars for anything that isnt water, 67 for water, take it or leave it

[craggy drum]

there might as well be a price tag on entering the shop too

[pulsar loom]

noted...

[elfin edge]

Hey water that costs 67 dollars is a steal in this economy
💵 x67 for you

You know how expensive it is with all this inflation?

[pulsar loom]

Thank ye very much kiddo, here's 420 dollars in change

you have a weezerful day now

[elfin edge]

:D Thank you

le leaves

[craggy drum]

i dont think thats how that works...

[pulsar loom]

Look kid it's either you get a drink or you quit loitering in the shop

[winged gust]

they’re a nonprofit company

[pulsar loom]

we give back to the weezer fans of this fair server

[winged gust]

weezercord supremacy

[craggy drum]

weezercord fire

[pulsar loom]

We have several specialty drinks

[craggy drum]

can i have the weezercord special for 12 dollars?

[pulsar loom]

the... weezercord... special? gulp

[craggy drum]

yeah!

[pulsar loom]

https://tenor.com/view/running-ahh-aa-spongebob-meme-gif-19928154

we haven't offered that in YEARs

[craggy drum]

is it because its too cheap?

[pulsar loom]

No... when you drink it...

it turns you...

[craggy drum]

can i have it?

[pulsar loom]

are ye sure kiddo? the effects are quite... adverse...

[craggy drum]

what are the effects?

[pulsar loom]

it turns you...

b l u e

[craggy drum]

ima order it

[pulsar loom]

alright kiddo... 🫴

[craggy drum]

keep the change old man

drinks it

ahahahahhahahahah

man

im weezed out right now

HAHhahhaahHAHa

[pulsar loom]

https://tenor.com/view/weezer-weezered-gif-22171178

[craggy drum]

damn

im seeing blue

HAHAHHhahaha

[pulsar loom]

I told ya, kiddo

one of ye needs to take your sibling home

[sweet spear]

hi, could i get a mint majesty tea with honey please

[haughty hill]

haii can I get a caramel frapuchino? please

[valid basin]

i rise from the dead

I make poki's caramel frapp

gives

in the good way.

[midnight tree]

can I get uh

uhhh

an extra large pepperoni pizza

55 fries 55 burgers

[coral trout]

hello

[nimble helm]

wrong forum

#1434347064644604075

[nimble helm]

we're closed no

[valid basin]

hai

[midnight tree]

i just need to admit that I want sugar in my tea

hear me hear me I want sugar in my tea

[glossy sequoia]

walks into the coffee shop

"What the FUCK is up Denny's"

the barista behind the counter looks at me, scared, confused, and awkwardly laughs

"Hi, welcome to the coffee shop, what can i get started for you" she says nervously

"Yea, can i get uhhhhhhh..... ummmm.... hmmm... you got a lot of options here" I say back to her, scratching at my chin thinking what I want to order.

another customer walks in

"ummmm... what do you think sounds good?" I say to her

another customer walks in

"The peppermint mocha is in season! I highly recommend that!" She says excitedly.

another customer walks in

"I hate chocolate and peppermint" I respond

another customer walks in

at this point, the barista is very concerned as there are now 4 customers behind me

"Um... sir, you do have a line behind you" She says impatiently

"A what?" I say

another customer walks in

"a-.... a line...." she says stuttering, becoming more concerned and nervous.

another customer walks in

"ohhh... no thanks, I don't do coke" i say, becoming confused why she's offering me to do a line.

"Thats-... that-.... nevermind... What can we get for you" She says, trying to move the conversation along"

a family of 4 walk in, consisting of 1 single mother, and 3 very rowdy and loud kids screaming for a cookie

"uhhhhh... do you have anything that's got a good toasty, maybe buttery taste to it?" I ask

"The returning Sugar Cookie Latte is sure to hit both of those for ya!" she says, excited that she might be getting somewhere finally.

another customer walks in

"No, I hate sugar cookies" I say

The barista is now visibly angry with me. I look at her concerned, as I'm not sure why she's angry

another customer walks in

"Sir, do you mind maybe stepping to the left so I can help out the lovely people behind you!" She says, in the nicest, and calmest way possible.

"You want me to do what?" I ask

"Step to the left" She says

"You want me to cupid shuffle infront of all these people? You're asking weird questions of me ma'am" I say, getting frustrated with her at this point.

another customer walks in

"b-... that-... okay... what do you want please..." she says, losing her smile on her face.

"ummmm.... uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... hmmmmmmm.... there's so many great options on here... I just don't think i can pick one all by myself... Let me call my friend and see what he thinks" I say.

"Do you mind if i take other peoples orders while you do that?" She asks

"Yes i do mind actually" I say

I call my friend, and to no avail, he doesn't pick up the phone

another customer walks in

i try to call my friend again, and just like i tried 15 seconds ago, he doesn't pick up

A school bus full of high school basketball players from a small town 30 miles away pulls up, and all start heading into the coffee shop. There seems to be about 20 high schoolers

the barista is now visibly frustrated. Tapping her sharpie on the counter aggressively

I try to call my friend again, he doesn't pick up again, like I thought 3rd time was the charm

"okay, he's not answering me-"

"Ya, i know" she interrupts.

"okay... you don't need to be so rude? I'm just trying to get a nice coffee. How DARE you-"

another customer walks in... it's my friend!

"Oh shit, Rylan what's up!" I say, shouting at him through the crowd of 34 people.

He looks at me, confused. I realize, that's not my friend, that's just some dude, who looks nothing like my friend, and i'm not even sure how I confused the two

"oops" I say quietly

"SIR, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO ORDER!" She says, now screaming at me out of anger.

"oh sorry ma'am... ummmmmm... hmmmmmmm... Lets see here, I want something sweet, but also with a toasty, and perhaps slightly buttery taste to it, but not something that's gonna keep me awake all day.... hmmmmmmmm.... I'm not sure here...... what if.... I do.... a large...... with light ice, blonde shot, and an extra shot.... peppermint mocha"

She looks at me, eyes twitching, "I-... o-.... okay.... whats the name for that order?" She asks me.

"My name?... o-... oh-.... oh no.... i-... i think I forgot my name...." I say, frantically looking around.

"what?" she says, looking very confused

"ahhh, im just playing. Hunter, with a K" I say.

She starts staring at the cup, wondering where the K goes. "Hunter isn't spelled with a K anywhere" she thinks. So she writes "Huntker"

another customer walks in. This time, it's a couple, and they are arguing about who's making dinner tonight

the barista makes my drink, in a very timely manner

"Peppermint Mocha, for... Hunter with a K..." she shouts

"Thank you ma'am!" I say

I turn around, and trip on the floor, spilling my drink all over the place. I then proceed to get up and run out of the store in embarrassment

[jovial cove]

then a rabid gorilla came and killed them all

[coral trout]

HOLY PARAGRAPH

[summer surge]

Congratulations

You cooked

[turbid zephyr]

heyy you plagarized that guy that wrote this in #1434347064644604075 !!!

[glossy sequoia]

The guy in the papa johns rp plagiarized this, this is the og

[long spruce]

can I get one redditor coffee with a side of wholesome chungus

[jovial cove]

you won the internet for today friend!

[turbid zephyr]

take this updoot, kind stranger ! tips fedora

[sweet spear]

hello?

could i get real coffee please

[long spruce]

hi could i get a

ummm

ummm

[gleaming crane]

randomly bursts in spouting some dumb bullshit

Eh, gimme a steak, rare as legally allowed

[jovial cove]

here you go a literal cow

[gleaming crane]

eats the cow

[tiny jackal]

Can I get a pup cup for my dog please?

[turbid zephyr]

no

[tiny jackal]

Aw 😔

Do you not like my dog?

[turbid zephyr]

no

[pulsar loom]

can I get a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

a shriner shake with extra bass

[turbid zephyr]

no

[pulsar loom]

:(

[craggy drum]

can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

can i get a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

guy behind me starts getting mad

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

guy behind me: dude hurry up

okay okay i will

can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

guy behind me throws a table at me and i get knocked out

guy behind me starts ordering

guy behind me: can i get a black coffee

[turbid zephyr]

wow thats hilarious

[craggy drum]

ty i dont remember even typing that tbh but thank you