#weezercord papa johns rp

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hexed cedar
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hi guys im a tater tot!!!!!

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I LOVE PAPA JOHNS

gusty holly
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Hello this is pizza hut how may I serve you?

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i didn't even know they had it in british land where you live, but thats so cool that british "people" get to enjoy peak too

hexed cedar
merry ravine
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british

thorn ferry
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hello guys i am the garlic sauce

pliant yacht
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do you guys sell pizza?

hexed cedar
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/unpapa guys can we stay on topic

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hexed cedar
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/repapa anyway how are all my tater tot friends doing

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ok can i have a pizza with every ingredient on it?

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and every sauce

thorn ferry
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guys please dip yourselves in me (/unpapa that sounds so weird idk if i can say this)

hexed cedar
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he says what the hell sure

merry ravine
hexed cedar
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/repapa oven says hes like cooking an every topping pizza rn guys

thorn ferry
merry ravine
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/repapa can i order a jack o lantern pizza

hexed cedar
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no

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merry ravine
hexed cedar
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/repapa when the fuck is my pizza gonna be ready ive been waiting for sooo long

hexed cedar
thorn ferry
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/repapa do you want garlic sauce ?

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thorn ferry
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thorn ferry
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/unpapa this sounds so unnecessarily freaky

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/unpapa im laughing so much but im trying to stay quiet so no one asks what im laughing at and i dont have to explain that im in weezercord papa johns roleplay

merry ravine
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jack o lantern pizza

hexed cedar
merry ravine
hexed cedar
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guys this tandoori tot guy keeps trying to ask me out??? he says he can take me to meet all his pizza topping friends how do i tell him no and that he doesnt belong on pizza

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hexed cedar
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hexed cedar
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b-but thats murder :((

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its ok guys i think hes going to the great pizza in the sky soon bc all of his family are being boxed up

merry ravine
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RAY

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INVITE ME BACK

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RN

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IM UNDER ATTACK

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@hexed cedar i will kill you

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invite me back to blisstrnr

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/unpapa i need to decide what im going to be roleplaying as

thorn ferry
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/unpapa thank you

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/unpapa now i found it

merry ravine
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midnight marsh
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eats it all

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nooo oww dont eat me !!! ow it hurts

wild wagon
spiral bramble
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Hey im trying to rob this other place a bit down the street does anyone wanna help me

hallow echo
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Hey can I get 200 pizzas right now

merry ravine
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the papa johns opps

merry ravine
spiral bramble
merry ravine
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Did i do a good job

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I think i was a bit late

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You think they got the message

spiral bramble
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You did well

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I got $20

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Let’s celebrate with a Papa John’s Pepperoni Pizza

merry ravine
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Whats my share dude

spiral bramble
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$1

merry ravine
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Hey fuck you

odd storm
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Do you guys serve dragon scale pizzas

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The ones with obnoxious amounts of pepperoni

thorn ferry
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no.

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odd storm
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ok

odd storm
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cool

pliant creek
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makes pizza

thorn ferry
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eats pizza

pliant creek
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BASTARD

thorn ferry
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MEANIE

pliant creek
thorn ferry
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?ban bad word

odd storm
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Mr Krabs we don't serve pizza

odd storm
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Every forum i touch crumbles to dust Mr squidward 🦀

sonic thistle
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oneee

gusty holly
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I want a cheese pizza

odd storm
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Holy shit Wallace Wells

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Ok

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Im the cashier it'll be a while

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😐

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🕛🕐🕑🕒🕓🕔🕕🕖🕗🕘🕙🕚🕛

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Ok here you go

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walks into the papa johns

"What the FUCK is up Denny's"

the pizza guy behind the counter looks at me, scared, confused, and awkwardly laughs

"Hi, welcome to Papa Johns, what can i get started for you" he says nervously

"Yea, can i get uhhhhhhh..... ummmm.... hmmm... you got a lot of options here" I say back to him, scratching at my chin thinking what I want to order.

another customer walks in

"ummmm... what do you think sounds good?" I say to him

another customer walks in

"The cheesy burger pizza is in season! I highly recommend that!" He says excitedly.

another customer walks in

"I hate cheesy burgers" I respond

another customer walks in

at this point, the pizza guy is very concerned as there are now 4 customers behind me

"Um... sir, you do have a line behind you" he says impatiently

"A what?" I say

another customer walks in

"a-.... a line...." he says stuttering, becoming more concerned and nervous.

another customer walks in

"ohhh... no thanks, I don't do coke" i say, becoming confused why he's offering me to do a line.

"Thats-... that-.... nevermind... What can we get for you" he says, trying to move the conversation along

a family of 4 walk in, consisting of 1 single mother, and 3 very rowdy and loud kids screaming for cinnamon bread bites

"uhhhhh... do you have anything that's got a good garlicy, maybe buttery taste to it?" I ask

"The pepperoni with garlic crust and cheese stuffed crust is sure to hit both of those for ya!" he says, excited that she might be getting somewhere finally.

another customer walks in

"No, I hate garlic and cheese stuffed crust" I say

The pizza guy is now visibly angry with me. I look at him concerned, as I'm not sure why he's angry

another customer walks in

"Sir, do you mind maybe stepping to the left so I can help out the lovely people behind you!" he says, in the nicest, and calmest way possible.

"You want me to do what?" I ask

"Step to the left" he says

"You want me to cupid shuffle infront of all these people? You're asking weird questions of me sir" I say, getting frustrated with him at this point.

another customer walks in

"b-... that-... okay... what do you want please..." he says, losing his smile on her face.

"ummmm.... uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... hmmmmmmm.... there's so many great options on here... I just don't think i can pick one all by myself... Let me call my friend and see what he thinks" I say.

"Do you mind if i take other peoples orders while you do that?" he asks

"Yes i do mind actually" I say

I call my friend, and to no avail, he doesn't pick up the phone

another customer walks in

i try to call my friend again, and just like i tried 15 seconds ago, he doesn't pick up

A school bus full of high school basketball players from a small town 30 miles away pulls up, and all start heading into the papa johns. There seems to be about 20 high schoolers

the pizza guy is now visibly frustrated. Tapping his pen on the counter aggressively

I try to call my friend again, he doesn't pick up again, like I thought 3rd time was the charm

"okay, he's not answering me-"

"Ya, i know" he interrupts.

"okay... you don't need to be so rude? I'm just trying to get a nice coffee. How DARE you-"

another customer walks in... it's my friend!

"Oh shit, Rylan what's up!" I say, shouting at him through the crowd of 34 people.

He looks at me, confused. I realize, that's not my friend, that's just some dude, who looks nothing like my friend, and i'm not even sure how I confused the two

"oops" I say quietly

"SIR, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO ORDER!" he says, now screaming at me out of anger.

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"oh sorry sir... ummmmmm... hmmmmmmm... Lets see here, I want something garlicy, but also with a cheesy, and perhaps slightly buttery taste to it, but not something that's gonna keep me hungry all day.... hmmmmmmmm.... I'm not sure here...... what if.... I do.... a large...... with cheesy, garlic crust, and cheese stuffed crust.... cheesy burger pizza"

he looks at me, eyes twitching, "I-... o-.... okay.... whats the name for that order?" he asks me.

"My name?... o-... oh-.... oh no.... i-... i think I forgot my name...." I say, frantically looking around.

"what?" he says, looking very confused

"ahhh, im just playing. Hunter, with a K" I say.

he starts staring at the computer, wondering where the K goes. "Hunter isn't spelled with a K anywhere" she thinks. So he writes "Huntker"

another customer walks in. This time, it's a couple, and they are arguing about who's buying coffee tomorrow

the pizza guy makes my pizza, in a very timely manner

"Cheesy burger pizza, for... Hunter with a K..." he shouts

"Thank you sir!" I say

I turn around, and trip on the floor, throwing my pizza all over the place. I then proceed to get up and run out of the store in embarrassment

gusty holly
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||also i think you said coffee shop instead of papa johns a few times, and used he and she for the papa johns worker||

merry ravine
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merry ravine
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You dare disrespext coffee shops like this

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A place where you can buy weed is WAY better then a place where you can buy pizza

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I thought u said i instead of you my bad

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Your going to heaven

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For pointing it out

thorn ferry
odd storm
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Guys ive been sneaking around the counter for 4 days I dont actually work here

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I've almost done every healthcode violation

drowsy bloom
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dang

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Uhhhh, they also go by any pronouns?????

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ah i understand now

icy maple