Public Executions

[atomic tundra]

Everyone cause we're all clankers

[fading laurel]

ok

[clear bane]

time to kill my ass dead

[regal junco]

Indeed

[fading laurel]

farts on u then runs away*

[clear bane]

all who vote in favour of balls dying say "I"

[upbeat bone]

I

[fading laurel]

I

[regal junco]

I

[clear bane]

kicks you in the butt

oh it ain't lookin good

[regal junco]

I think it's aye tho?

[clear bane]

oh

[fading laurel]

hes dumb dont mind hi m

[clear bane]

i'm not dumb i'm german

[regal junco]

Hi m

[fading laurel]

oh… thats..

not..

[upbeat bone]

Balls time to get banned again 😔

[clear bane]

prepares the noose

[fading laurel]

feels american*

[fading laurel]

HELP ME.

[regal junco]

For being german???

[fading laurel]

speak germanese

[clear bane]

okay guys... it's time for my final goodbyes.... sniffles

[upbeat bone]

NO, FOR RP KISSING A 14 YEAR OLD

[fading laurel]

ur a lying cheating hoe

[clear bane]

damn bitch fuck you

[regal junco]

What if we're all secretly 14

[upbeat bone]

I know im not

[fading laurel]

LITERALLY PROBLEMATIC MEDIA

[clear bane]

as if you weren't in the michael goon cave when he's portraying 1983 michael who's TWELVE

[regal junco]

Proof?

[clear bane]

smh.

[regal junco]

I'm kidding btw

[fading laurel]

oh… heh..

[upbeat bone]

sends ID /j

[tired tundra]

Who are we killing?

[upbeat bone]

Balls

[regal junco]

inspects

[fading laurel]

balls

[clear bane]

prepares a secondary noose for paxton

[regal junco]

Balls

[tired tundra]

?ban

[tiny lynx]

**Command:** ?ban

Description: Ban a member, optional time limit
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage:
?ban [user] [limit] [reason]
?ban save [user] [limit] [reason]
?ban noappeal [user] [limit] [reason]
Example:
?ban bean making bugs
?ban save gin 2d needs to calm down
?ban noappeal piguy dont come back

[fading laurel]

NO

[regal junco]

?ban bean making bugs 😭

[clear bane]

i kissed a 14 year old in a joke roleplay bc i forgot they were fourteen

🫩

genuinely embarrassing chud behaviour

[fading laurel]

bro folded 😭😭😭😭😭✌️

[clear bane]

😔

[tired tundra]

Nice excuse/j

[clear bane]

I KNOW

i can't believe it

[fading laurel]

bro lost all his aura 😭😭😭😭

[clear bane]

balls explosion is a predator... disgusting...

[fading laurel]

allat cus u wanted to cheat smh

[regal junco]

Like gulp you know who

[clear bane]

u better not be comparing me to remi i'm crying

[regal junco]

Who's remi

[clear bane]

thank god

okay now that i've been executed can i reincarnate and be redeemed or sumn

[fading laurel]

is that the guy from vc

[regal junco]

I was talking abt X*R

[clear bane]

33 year old groomer who used to be in WC

[tired tundra]

You don't wanna know

[regal junco]

Crazy

[fading laurel]

grown ass man 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[tired tundra]

Nvm I spoke too soon

[tired tundra]

Woman*

She was also married too and had a kid

[regal junco]

Ok ok balls die already

[tired tundra]

Feel bad for her daughter

[fading laurel]

WHAT

[fading laurel]

SHE FUCKIGN WHAT

[regal junco]

Damn

[fading laurel]

DOUBLE WHAMMY

[tired tundra]

Yeah she adopted a kid

[clear bane]

i did

[regal junco]

https://tenor.com/bqj4Q.gif

[clear bane]

okay guys for real not for fake rn we aren't actually mad at me right

i was just joking😔

[tired tundra]

I'm faking

[fading laurel]

ii am for cheating bruh

[tired tundra]

I never hate balls

[fading laurel]

realing it rn

balls u ruined our throuple

[regal junco]

Realing🙏

[clear bane]

i won't ever cheat on you again babycakes

[fading laurel]

ok fatcakes

[clear bane]

SOMEONE

WAIT

hold on i need to find the message

[regal junco]

What

[fathom storm]

What is thisbfor

[regal junco]

Public execitions ofc

[fathom storm]

Such as

[regal junco]

Via guillotine

[fathom storm]

Ok

[exotic ore]

does that hurt?

[regal junco]

Idk haven't tried it yet

[upbeat bone]

@minor nova did the execution hurt?

[exotic ore]

do you die?

[regal junco]

i think so bro

sad ik

[exotic ore]

no head 🙁

[minor nova]

⭐️ ;; The axe missed me multiple times but yeah

[median depot]

perish

[median depot]

execute @buoyant pulsar for using a 67 joke in the grand 2026

[buoyant pulsar]

2026 7

[earnest crypt]

Let’s stone @clear bane and kill him

[lofty gyro]

execute @near meadow for saying 67 in numbers and ruining it

[near meadow]

no

[upbeat bone]

Yes

[near meadow]

i was gonna say I have a wife and kids but actually I have nothing to live for

just do it man

[lofty gyro]

😭

thats so sad i might just let you live

[upbeat bone]

Wait am I allowed to so that?

[regal junco]

just does it

[near meadow]

thanks, I say using the last 10 seconds my severed head has of consciousness before I die and find my peace

[exotic ore]

please execute @gritty oar @gritty oar @clever crane @hybrid lintel there can only be 1 lou and thats me

[regal junco]

@hybrid lintel has a fire pfp tho🔥

[exotic ore]

THAT DOES NOT MATTER BUDDY

[digital terrace]

ahem..

[bold tusk]

im the one now

[arctic sedge]

I'm just gonna watch this

[bold tusk]

i deserve it

[broken vigil]

hi i am boiling @bold tusk alivr because theyre not a weezer fan anymore

[digital terrace]

you mean we

[broken vigil]

sorry we

[bold tusk]

im worse now...

[digital terrace]

what does that mean

[bold tusk]

im a radiohead fan..............

[dim ermine]

hi im peechjuice

[digital terrace]

EWWWW

[arctic sedge]

DEATH

[broken vigil]

i forgive you

[bold tusk]

death is too good for me

[digital terrace]

@mods ban this dude

[bold tusk]

death is mercy

[dim ermine]

but i like radiohead..

[bold tusk]

KILL HIM

HES NOT LOYAL TO THE WEEZER

[digital terrace]

thats fine but you cant like radiohead instead of weezer

[dim ermine]

okay thank you, i like weezer more anyways

[digital terrace]

ahem

everybody imagine theres a comically large pot of boiling water ok

this is serious stop mpregging me

[bold tusk]

blue album is STILL good for me gang

[dim ermine]

larper

[digital terrace]

@broken vigil

we need to boil them

[broken vigil]

uhh

[digital terrace]

and i habe to shower in 10 minutes so this needs to be quick

[broken vigil]

are they in the cauldron yet

[rugged cliff]

is this the The Boiled One backstory

[digital terrace]

no not yet i was gonna let you put them in it

[broken vigil]

uhh

[bold tusk]

im eating blue jelly rn

sooo weezer

[digital terrace]

you are a chud

[broken vigil]

picks @bold tusk up and drops them into the cauldron

[digital terrace]

die

[bold tusk]

fahh

ahh

[dim ermine]

yo why am i getting mauled by dogs

[bold tusk]

ahhh

[digital terrace]

turns up heat on boiling water

[bold tusk]

no bro pls

i dont feel safe here

send me to the garage

[digital terrace]

the watervis so hot it sets u on fire and u explode

[broken vigil]

adds more wood to fire under cauldron

[bold tusk]

i feel safe there

if u let me live i will make sure NO ONE ELSE likes radiohead ever again

[broken vigil]

*throws beer bottle at @bold tusk *

[bold tusk]

FAH

let me call my friend jonas

maybe he can help me

[broken vigil]

ok i think youre probably boiled enough for me to leave you dont get out of the cauldron though

adds more wood to the fire

[bold tusk]

nooooo

[broken vigil]

puts comically large lid on cauldron

[digital terrace]

wait

dont shut it yet

tale the lid off

[bold tusk]

fahhh

[broken vigil]

takes lid off

[bold tusk]

im in so much hurt

[digital terrace]

we need to put a speaker in so they listen to weezer as they die

[lofty gyro]

wait this is a good idea i think we should let this guy live maybe

[digital terrace]

puts in speaker blasting across the sea

[broken vigil]

youre right

[digital terrace]

ok u can but the lid back on

[rugged cliff]

hi accidentally falls into cauldron

[digital terrace]

noo

saves matt matt before ray puts lid back on

[bold tusk]

yes PLEASE

[broken vigil]

adds veggies to cauldron to make a delicious soup

[rugged cliff]

AAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAHHHHH oh thanks

[dim ermine]

peechjuices everywhere

[broken vigil]

takes mattmatt out

[bold tusk]

I WILL UNDO YALLS SWEATER

[bold tusk]

veggies?

brocoli?

[broken vigil]

puts comically large lid back on cauldron

[bold tusk]

green?

[digital terrace]

im not wearing one you boiled broccoli

[bold tusk]

GREEN ALBUM?

[digital terrace]

i woild say yes bc i love green album but ur a chud

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/785346970054426666/1450279594732290068/WJLA_20110729_033500_Nightline-cut-merged-1765843825473_online-video-cutter.com.gif

ok now we leave them there to boil forever

[bold tusk]

noo

[broken vigil]

grabs comically large ladle

[digital terrace]

or not

[bold tusk]

cuomo is cooler than yorke!!!!111!!!

[digital terrace]

ok executioner #2 aka flower aka me is going to rinse out her hairdye

[broken vigil]

takes lid off cauldron and scoops some water out

needs salt

[dim ermine]

do you like fallout

[dim ermine]

good luck or whatever

[bold tusk]

i never played it

[broken vigil]

adds salt to cauldron and puts lid back on

[dim ermine]

okay well youre getting nothing from me goodbye

[broken vigil]

leaves

[bold tusk]

yall wanting to turn me into food?

yall gonna eat me?

[broken vigil]

no youre there for the broth

just didnt want to waste the water

[bold tusk]

YALL GONNA EAT SOMEONE WITH RADIOHEAD IN THEIR HEAD?

😔

[broken vigil]

ok i think youre boiled enough

gl!!

[bold tusk]

yipeeee

[near meadow]

@grim nexus

Okay let's get this over with

[lofty gyro]

😭

[grim nexus]

@sick bay prepare for tomorrow

[sick bay]

Okie dokie

[near meadow]

@ember plinth let's make this quick

[ember plinth]

FOR WHAT

WHY

WHAT DID I DO

[near meadow]

hate on ruffles

[ember plinth]

ruffles make me sick because of a traumatic event i had involving htem it's nothing against the chips themselves

the chips are actually peak i just have cptsd 😭

[near meadow]

Oh nevermind

I'm sorry

[ember plinth]

it's okay

[near meadow]

I didn't know ts losk

I thought you meant the chips were bad

THEN I would've executed you

[ember plinth]

no the chips are actually good i just can't eat them anymore lol

[near meadow]

Makes makes sense

[upbeat bone]

I read "let's make out quick" 😭

[near meadow]

https://media.tenor.com/v4rYutj9MucAAAAM/ahem-shit.gif

[upbeat bone]

My bad...

[median depot]

kill kittieslayer…..

👀👀👀👀👀

[ember plinth]

@noone lets make out quick

[upbeat bone]

@mywives let's make out quick

[near meadow]

@livid river come on, with haste

[livid river]

Rap sucks bro

You cannot genuinely listen to playboicarti and be ljke

“Fuck yeah man bars!!”

[near meadow]

Ok but playboi carti sucks

[livid river]

Thats what rap sounds like to me

[near meadow]

Listen actually good rap, rap that tells a story and is emotional, Kendrick won a Pulitzer prize for a reason

[livid river]

If its not hiphop and its not rap that actually has MEANING to it…. Then I don’t like it

[near meadow]

Rap is really good when it's done right

But stuff like playboicarti is actually buns

😭😭😭✌️

ts not even music

[livid river]

ikk 😭 😭 😭

I know someone who genuinely glazes him

[near meadow]

https://media.tenor.com/9z35cT-RlQUAAAAM/sad-triste.gif

[livid river]

And said he was better than greenday

Like are we joking

[near meadow]

https://media.tenor.com/9z35cT-RlQUAAAAM/sad-triste.gif

I don't even like green day and that's extremely disrespectful

[livid river]

IKKK

Platypus (I hate you) is better than anything he’s put out

[regal junco]

U can't even understand him half of the time✌️

[livid river]

YES I CAN

I HEARD

UR SICK

CHOKED ON THAT CANCER STICK

ANOTHER TUMOR AND A RADIATION HIGH

SHIT OUT OF LUCK

AND NOW UR TIME IS UP

IT BRINGS ME PLEASURE JS TO KNOW UR GONNA DIEE NO ONE LOVES YOU AND YOU KNOW IT DONT PRETEND THAT YOU ENJOY IT OR YOU DONT CARE! CAUSE NOW I WOULDNT LIE OR TRLL YOU ALL THE THINGD YOU WANNA HEAR

CAUSE I HATE YOU x4

[regal junco]

Oh wow

Very hateful

[livid river]

Almost like its in the name of the song

🧐

Im pretty sure its written for the one guy

That 86’d them

I forgot his name but he did end up getting cancer when the song was made

😭 😭

[regal junco]

Lol

[upbeat bone]

Do not execute yooms. She has a point

[grim nexus]

@atomic tundra 2/7/26

[atomic tundra]

Dude

[grim nexus]

It’s over bro

[upbeat bone]

I can execute them!

[grim nexus]

No no not you shamus

/family guy ref

[upbeat bone]

But I have power

[atomic tundra]

Why:(

[ember plinth]

@drowsy arrow come here

[drowsy arrow]

oh no

[upbeat bone]

@lofty gyro

Mod abusing me in another server

[median depot]

KILL @upbeat bone YOU CANT GET AWAY WITH KILLING GLORIOUS STAR

[lofty gyro]

i didn't even do it properly

i dont even know how to mute people

[upbeat bone]

Still an attempt

[upbeat bone]

Manually time out

[median depot]

?ban @upbeat bone

[lofty gyro]

i figured it out 😛

[upbeat bone]

?mute @lofty gyro 1m eye for an eye

[tiny lynx]

starr_4440 was muted. | eye for an eye

[median depot]

NOOOO

HAIL

I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU

[upbeat bone]

?unmute @lofty gyro im sorry thats mean

[tiny lynx]

starr_4440 was unmuted. | im sorry thats mean

[median depot]

thank you hail 🥹🥹

[lofty gyro]

I HATE YOU STUPID BITCH!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH

ok thanks for unmuting me

[lofty gyro]

that was mean i need to stop

[upbeat bone]

[fading moss]

am i ded yet

[oblique iron]

If your name turns white or grey then I’ll know

[jovial otter]

can we publicly execute scooby

[drowsy arrow]

a

[flat cape]

@lofty gyro hey twin we executing u twin

[lofty gyro]

whu

why

[jovial otter]

im ginna k il yo7

[lofty gyro]

hey twin..... umm fantasy...

[flat cape]

Very good

donyou like ftf or mt, more.. beyr improtsnt

[lofty gyro]

ftf

i enjoy csh's newer production more than their older style

[flat cape]

hmph.

[flat cape]

uh ok

idk i think mtm is more emotional it just makes me cry more

i think i perfer the rawness of the orignal

[lofty gyro]

i like both

[flat cape]

i htw you

uh ok

uh ok

uh ok

sorry

good

[lofty gyro]

youre not sorry.

[flat cape]

is it too laye now to say sorry🥺🥺synbbbbaau

[lofty gyro]

uh ok

[jovial otter]

publicly execute uhhh kolya

[solemn basin]

Everyone

[tame scaffold]

@fading moss

[fading moss]

No

DONT kill me father

[tame scaffold]

@fading moss

[fading moss]

😭 💔

[upbeat bone]

?kill

[signal nacelle]

Oh my

It has been a pleasure knowing you, Sister. Goodbye

[upbeat bone]

We're executing Maya

[bleak thunder]

Why?

🙁

[signal nacelle]

How does an execution works around here? (i actually mean that)

[tame scaffold]

We kill them

[fading moss]

What did I do

[tame scaffold]

Bot

[signal nacelle]

You are cooked

[fading moss]

Okay 💔

[median depot]

kill @tame scaffold

i don’t like him

[tame scaffold]

Bitch

[median depot]

shhhh

[tame scaffold]

Bitch

Try to kill me yourself!

[upbeat bone]

One word off from being auto timed out

[tame scaffold]

Ik I thought about it as I typed 💀

[signal nacelle]

Once I was timed out for saying that

[upbeat bone]

Me too

[signal nacelle]

I was terrified of saying that

what the hell is this

I need to ||shower ||now

[median depot]

FIGHT ME

[upbeat bone]

@near meadow I'm executing you

Say goodbye

[near meadow]

Damn that's hot

[upbeat bone]

Why are you like this

[near meadow]

January 25th

[upbeat bone]

I mean I guess bro

[near meadow]

sigh

[upbeat bone]

Youre still getting executed

@near meadow 🖕

[drowsy arrow]

@near meadow

poopy doodoo

[near meadow]

what the freak

[upbeat bone]

PLEASE

[drowsy arrow]

noooo

stickfin dont die yettt