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obtuse girder Jan 1, 2024, 12:16 AM

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Cool

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Me and Grivers will release Pinkerton 2 the more rivers more albums

unkempt trail Jan 1, 2024, 12:17 AM

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i need this

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thank you

loud summit Jan 1, 2024, 12:18 AM

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LETS FUCKING GOOOO

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should.i write a fanfic off of this

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@runic vessel

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HELP ME HELP HELP OJAY

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WAIT

runic vessel Jan 1, 2024, 12:19 AM

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WHAT

loud summit Jan 1, 2024, 12:19 AM

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HELP ME

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wait OMG STOP

runic vessel Jan 1, 2024, 12:19 AM

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get me out of here STOP

loud summit Jan 1, 2024, 12:19 AM

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OKAY WAIT I GOTTA WRITR THIS

runic vessel Jan 1, 2024, 12:19 AM

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HELP

loud summit Jan 1, 2024, 12:19 AM

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HELP

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HELO

runic vessel Jan 1, 2024, 12:19 AM

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this image got me beat in the media channel

loud summit Jan 1, 2024, 12:20 AM

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YOU GUYS

loud summit Jan 1, 2024, 12:20 AM

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runic vessel

STOO

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HEKOO

runic vessel Jan 1, 2024, 12:20 AM

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“mods beat this guy with hammers”

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please

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I NEED ITnn

loud summit Jan 1, 2024, 12:20 AM

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HELO

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IM SCREAMING STOP

runic vessel Jan 1, 2024, 12:20 AM

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IMSOHORNY

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IMSOHORNYGIF

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HEKP MEEE

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hai weezercord..

loud summit Jan 1, 2024, 12:21 AM

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banger

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BELP ME

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OH MY GOD

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I COUYHED SO LOUD STOP I HATE TAT

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HELP ME.STOP O CANT READ IT WIRHOUT LAUGHNG

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river x y/n FMJSIS

omgm!×< y/n walks into..the room and river s looks up. what the freak?!?!+* rivers cuomo in my room… dthsts crazyy!!&×< y/n smiles and blushes at the 53 year old man in their room. haha..yeah im rivers cuomo..um lets kiss. they kiss long and hard.HEKOO

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HELP.ME

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STOP

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STOP STOP STOP STOO

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BAN THIS GUY

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IM BARFING

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oh my god WHO ARE YOU

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STOP

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WEND THE LINK

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IM SVREAMKGN

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PLEAS

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LFMAOOAAAA

obtuse girder Jan 1, 2024, 12:30 AM

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runic vessel

💀

obtuse girder Jan 1, 2024, 1:02 AM

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molten sentinel Jan 1, 2024, 3:52 AM

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will you be the blue to my pinkerton?
be my weezerwife?
weezife? wifezer?

obtuse girder Jan 1, 2024, 4:11 AM

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You gyatt to come with me to prom

loud summit Jan 2, 2024, 3:21 AM

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BAHAHAHHAHAHA

surreal lodge Jan 2, 2024, 3:53 AM

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hey girl, are you jimmy? cuz i wanna wrestle with you

unkempt trail Jan 2, 2024, 3:57 AM

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runic vessel

WHAT THE

runic vessel Jan 2, 2024, 3:58 AM

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yup

unkempt trail Jan 2, 2024, 3:59 AM

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GUYS WHATTTT.

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this entire forum go craaaaaaaaaazy

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😭

pine stump Jan 2, 2024, 5:20 AM

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You like Weezer? Lets make our own Perfect Situation

round plume Jan 2, 2024, 7:23 PM

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Damn. Are you blue album? Cuz I’d Buddy Holly rift you any day

loud summit Jan 3, 2024, 3:36 AM

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runic vessel

nice ass, cuomo

runic vessel Jan 3, 2024, 3:36 AM

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loud summit nice ass, cuomo

i want you dead

loud summit Jan 3, 2024, 3:36 AM

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hey babe

runic vessel Jan 3, 2024, 3:36 AM

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hi hun

loud summit Jan 3, 2024, 3:36 AM

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jadenep2

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GELP

runic vessel Jan 3, 2024, 3:36 AM

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loud summit Jan 3, 2024, 3:37 AM

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STOP!

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STIP HELP ME

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STOLPP

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HELOOO

round plume Jan 3, 2024, 4:03 AM

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I’ll be the cheese if you promise you’ll be the burnt lamb

unkempt trail Jan 3, 2024, 7:49 AM

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I'll never stop partying with you

prime orbit Jan 3, 2024, 5:14 PM

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🌟🎸🎶 Hey there, my little angel, would you like to hear me play some sweet and tender songs by the band "Weezer"? ٩(♡ε♡*)۶

unkempt trail Jan 3, 2024, 9:59 PM

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Real

static tree Jan 3, 2024, 10:05 PM

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Wait hold on, isn’t it crazy how I look just like Buddy Holly and you look just like Mary Tyler Moore?

unkempt trail Jan 3, 2024, 10:14 PM

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Its real tho. Like id actually do that😭

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ALSO YOUR STATUS.

daring palm Jan 4, 2024, 3:36 AM

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obtuse girder Me and Grivers will release Pinkerton 2 the more rivers more albums

Heyyyy “Pinkerton 2: The Return Of Being Fucking Depressed” was my idea

prime orbit Jan 4, 2024, 5:43 PM

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👀🎸~ Hey there, have you heard of the awesomely quirky band called 🤘Weezer🤘? ~(˘▾˘~)

obtuse girder Jan 4, 2024, 7:54 PM

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Nice to Weeze you

unkempt trail Jan 4, 2024, 10:56 PM

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This one wins.

round plume Jan 6, 2024, 3:39 AM

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How about you be the golden sea to my island

unkempt trail Jan 6, 2024, 3:55 AM

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are you an envelope from japan? because ill sniff and lick you

static tree Jan 7, 2024, 1:09 AM

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Can you shred the cello? Cuz I’ll be jello, baby

surreal lodge Jan 7, 2024, 1:43 AM

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static tree Can you shred the cello? Cuz I’ll be jello, baby

yes

spark musk Jan 7, 2024, 1:59 AM

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can you take my picture by the pool? cause i’m the next big thing 😉

true vector Jan 7, 2024, 2:00 AM

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surreal lodge Jan 7, 2024, 2:09 AM

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true vector guys I need the best weezer pick up line Im on a date with a hot girl rn!!!!

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