spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:38 PM

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Please

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Help me

naive ibex Nov 4, 2023, 10:38 PM

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FIRST

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:38 PM

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1

naive ibex Nov 4, 2023, 10:38 PM

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No

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:38 PM

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Nuh uh

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my pinky toe itches

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s b

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My water just broke

naive ibex Nov 4, 2023, 10:38 PM

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TICKLE YOURSELF

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:38 PM

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STOP

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TICKLE

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Please drive me to the hospital I am blue album by Weezer

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:38 PM

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naive ibex TICKLE YOURSELF

You've tickled me silly

verbal spire Nov 4, 2023, 10:38 PM

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spark egret Please drive me to the hospital I am blue album by Weezer

I'll drive you

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:38 PM

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gives birth on the side of the road

silver osprey Nov 4, 2023, 10:38 PM

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STOP WTH IS THIS

naive ibex Nov 4, 2023, 10:38 PM

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spark egret You've tickled me silly

caresses your face

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:39 PM

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hi

trim junco Nov 4, 2023, 10:39 PM

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thats it

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:39 PM

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naive ibex *caresses your face*

///<

lofty sierra Nov 4, 2023, 10:39 PM

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silver osprey STOP WTH IS THIS

Go ahead, waste your life
On silly fears
I hope you don't object if I
Crack another beer, yeah!

trim junco Nov 4, 2023, 10:39 PM

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im done

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ive had it

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:39 PM

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I am so pregnant

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HELLP

trim junco Nov 4, 2023, 10:39 PM

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i cany

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cannot

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:39 PM

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EVERYONE IS FUCKING JOINING

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THIS IS AWFUL

trim junco Nov 4, 2023, 10:39 PM

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i cannot

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:39 PM

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I am blue album and I am pregnant

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NO THIS IS AMAZING

trim junco Nov 4, 2023, 10:39 PM

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spark egret I am blue album and I am pregnant

bluepreggers

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:39 PM

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Pat Wilson is PREGNANT. Rivers Cuomo is PREGNANT. Matt Sharp is PREGNANT. Brian Bell is PREGNANT.

naive ibex Nov 4, 2023, 10:39 PM

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Heh..

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:39 PM

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trim junco i cannot

SOOO WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BLINK 182 ALBUM HAHAHA

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SOMEONE GET BLUE TO THE HOSPITAL GUYS

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:39 PM

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spark egret Pat Wilson is PREGNANT. Rivers Cuomo is PREGNANT. Matt Sharp is PREGNANT. Brian ...

IM GONNA CYR

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:39 PM

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spark egret IM GONNA CYR

You did this

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It hurts

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My water broke

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WHAT

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Please drive me to the hospital my skibidi water broke

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Guys I think I'm gonna pass out I cannot do this anymore

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I'm going tpo pass out I'm giving birth

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:40 PM

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spark egret Please drive me to the hospital my skibidi water broke

IT'S OKAY BLUE GET IN THE CAR WE'LL GO

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Sir yes sir!

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pulls up my truck

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:40 PM

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spark egret You did this

WOW SO YOU JUST HATE ME SO BAD WOW YOU HATE ME FOR IMPREGNATING YOU I SEE HOW IT IS !

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opens door for you GET IN GUYS!!

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:40 PM

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spark egret WOW SO YOU JUST HATE ME SO BAD WOW YOU HATE ME FOR IMPREGNATING YOU I SEE HOW IT...

No...I love you... I'm so happy to have your baby Pinkerton by Weezer

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*gets in*

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drives really fast

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:40 PM

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spark egret No...I love you... I'm so happy to have your baby Pinkerton by Weezer

Wow.,. Iloev you too

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(at the hospital)

naive ibex Nov 4, 2023, 10:41 PM

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What is it going to give birth to

trim junco Nov 4, 2023, 10:41 PM

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oh lord

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:41 PM

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OH MY GOD IM GONNA GIVE BIRTH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Idk

dapper granite Nov 4, 2023, 10:41 PM

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Brian was laying in the bed in a ball. He always knew that his whorish habits would catch up to him, but not like this! Sure, getting a girl pregnant wasn't unlikely, but a MAN? It was just too unreal and too much to face. Knowing Rivers, he'd want to keep the baby. They couldn't get rid of it. But how would their families react? Rivers's wife? Both of his parents? How would Brian's parents feel? Probably not the best, especially since he was so careless.

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:41 PM

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IT'S OKAY BLUE

flat fjord Nov 4, 2023, 10:41 PM

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what

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:41 PM

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dapper granite Brian was laying in the bed in a ball. He always knew that his whorish habits wo...

what kind of fucking e xcerpt is this

naive ibex Nov 4, 2023, 10:41 PM

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dapper granite Brian was laying in the bed in a ball. He always knew that his whorish habits wo...

im gonna piss in your cookies tonight

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:41 PM

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YEAH

trim junco Nov 4, 2023, 10:42 PM

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i cannot

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:42 PM

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*Gives Birth Dramatically And I Cry But The Crying Is The Entirety Of Blue Album Playing Sped Up Really Fast And You Can Barely Make Out What It Even Is* Oh My Goodness

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HELP

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IT HRUTS

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:42 PM

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spark egret \*Gives Birth Dramatically And I Cry But The Crying Is The Entirety Of Blue Albu...

IT'S OKAY BLUE YOU CAN GET THROUGH THIS

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OK BUDDY

trim junco Nov 4, 2023, 10:42 PM

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i cannot even explain how disappointed i am in you all

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:42 PM

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I think I'm gonna pass out

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Somebody please hold my hand tight I can feel the baby comign out of my male blue body

naive ibex Nov 4, 2023, 10:42 PM

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i hope it dies /j

verbal spire Nov 4, 2023, 10:42 PM

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spark egret Somebody please hold my hand tight I can feel the baby comign out of my male blu...

Holds hand

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:43 PM

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Thank you Brian..........GUH

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IM GOING TO PUKE OUT PINKERTON SNOW

dapper granite Nov 4, 2023, 10:43 PM

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THAT ISNT FROM MEETING PEOPLE IS EASY

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:43 PM

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spark egret IM GOING TO PUKE OUT PINKERTON SNOW

SAME

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*The baby pops out and it is a Beautiful baby blue album thing and it's covered in pinkerton snow but I had the dominant genes so it's bright fucking blue and

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GUYS I DON'T FEEL TOO GOOD 😔😔😔😔

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34

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GRET

naive ibex Nov 4, 2023, 10:43 PM

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Um.. Heh..

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:43 PM

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spark egret \*The baby pops out and it is a Beautiful baby blue album thing and it's covered...

Wow it's beautiful what are you going to name it

verbal spire Nov 4, 2023, 10:43 PM

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Omg a baby has been born

dapper granite Nov 4, 2023, 10:43 PM

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im gonna re read it

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:44 PM

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naive ibex Um.. Heh..

Can you stop looking at my baby it doesn;t like you]

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HELP

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:44 PM

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spark egret Wow it's beautiful what are you going to name it

I'm going to name it

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WhaT DO i NAME IT

dapper granite Nov 4, 2023, 10:44 PM

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“wait so- i-is radiohead.. uhm staying with us.. seperate rooms o-of course” rivers spoke quietly and brian nodded with a massive smile. rivers was silently freaking out a little but not too much after seeing how normal phil was he wasnt as scared to meet thom yorke and the radioheads.

AHHUABJ@UIOE#HUBJUERIO FIJrkonhjb $#rijnhjUO

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:44 PM

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SOMETHING COOL

dapper granite Nov 4, 2023, 10:44 PM

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GHDAHAHAHAHAH

naive ibex Nov 4, 2023, 10:44 PM

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spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:44 PM

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That's a great name 🥺🥺

dapper granite Nov 4, 2023, 10:44 PM

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check ur dms pookie @spark egret

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:44 PM

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spark egret SOMETHING COOL

I hope you guys like my son.......his name is Sumthing Cuul

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:44 PM

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spark egret I hope you guys like my son.......his name is Sumthing Cuul

He's beautiful

naive ibex Nov 4, 2023, 10:44 PM

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spark egret Can you stop looking at my baby it doesn;t like you]

S-Sorry..

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:45 PM

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Heh...You deserve it... Smiles and my teeth are so bright and blue

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???????

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HAELP

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Guys I genuinely cannot do this rn I have to hop off discord forever

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:45 PM

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spark egret HAELP

What is it baby

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Ok I'm not going to lie I need to change my profile picture before somebody asks me about this

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Youre too blue. We're getting a divorce.

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Yeah

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I cannot explain that I was committing weezer mpreg

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HELP

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I can't

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fair

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:45 PM

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spark egret Youre too blue. We're getting a divorce.

WHY

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WHY DO YO UHATE ME

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I need to leave rn I have to have a break from this

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WAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAH

trim junco Nov 4, 2023, 10:45 PM

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spark egret Guys I genuinely cannot do this rn I have to hop off discord forever

yea thats valid

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:45 PM

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ON THE DAY OUR SON WAS BORN

trim junco Nov 4, 2023, 10:45 PM

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i may need one too

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:46 PM

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WSTOP

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THE RADIOHEADS

trim junco Nov 4, 2023, 10:46 PM

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DUDE

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:46 PM

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spark egret WHY DO YO UHATE ME

AI DON

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dapper granite Nov 4, 2023, 10:46 PM

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“UH YEAH S-SURE GIMME A MINUTE..” rivers yelled back nervously, he was excited to hang out and meet radiohead but he was terribly nervous 4th grade play nervous.

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:46 PM

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spark egret AI DON

Why did you divorce me

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:47 PM

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spark egret Why did you divorce me

Too blue. WTF IS YOUR USERNAME

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Uh

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I didn't know what to make it

dapper granite Nov 4, 2023, 10:47 PM

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colin scoffed. thom wasnt homophobic but could make some dumb jokes every now and then.

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:47 PM

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How can one even be too blue

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I CANT BELIEVE MALADROIT ENJOYER GOT MUTED

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IM GONNA CRY

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UUUUUUUIDS

spark egret Nov 4, 2023, 10:47 PM

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spark egret How can one even be too blue

*taps foot impatiently like sonic the hedgehog*

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Answer me buddy

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IDK

trim junco Nov 4, 2023, 10:47 PM

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spark egret UUUUUUUIDS

LOL

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DID HIM WRONG

dapper granite Nov 4, 2023, 10:48 PM

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@spark egret HELP I GOT TO THE SEC PART

verbal spire Nov 4, 2023, 10:49 PM

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spark egret I CANT BELIEVE MALADROIT ENJOYER GOT MUTED

IT WAS FOR SPAMMING LMAO

dapper granite Nov 4, 2023, 10:49 PM

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im choking

spark egret Dec 31, 2023, 12:07 AM

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why is this here

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😀

trim junco Dec 31, 2023, 12:11 AM

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strange elm Dec 31, 2023, 12:13 AM

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trim junco Dec 31, 2023, 12:13 AM

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grim atlas Dec 31, 2023, 12:56 AM

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raven raptor Dec 31, 2023, 11:27 PM

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I'M GONNA FUCKING OFF MYSELF, TF IS THIS 💀

spark egret Dec 31, 2023, 11:27 PM

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STOP

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@native willow mpreg rp??

raven raptor Dec 31, 2023, 11:28 PM

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i doubt this satire tbh

spark egret Dec 31, 2023, 11:28 PM

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THERE'S NO WAY

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My favorite part of weezercord!

spring python Jan 1, 2024, 1:29 AM

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What is this

delicate ibex Jan 1, 2024, 2:12 AM

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what

verbal spire Jan 1, 2024, 5:07 PM

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Why are you guys still here 😭😭

spring python Jan 1, 2024, 6:08 PM

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can we just like

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delete this forum

raven raptor Jan 1, 2024, 6:45 PM

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WARNING: THIS USED TO BE CALLED WEEZER MPREG RP (NOT SATIRE)

grim atlas Jan 1, 2024, 8:29 PM

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Shouldn’t you be able to delete it your the op?

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Oh okay didn’t know

delicate ibex Jan 1, 2024, 8:35 PM

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Doesnt seem like i can...

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Maybe thats just for admins

lofty sierra Jan 1, 2024, 8:36 PM

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i will speak of it

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grim atlas Jan 1, 2024, 8:38 PM

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fast wing Jan 1, 2024, 8:41 PM

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whats wrong with it???

spark egret Jan 1, 2024, 9:01 PM

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cant you delete it yuorself

spark egret Jan 2, 2024, 1:19 AM

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What's wrong with mpreg!?? 😔😔😔

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TF IS THIS 😭😭

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I CANT

strange elm Jan 2, 2024, 1:34 AM

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I put this on my Roblox about section

verbal spire Jan 2, 2024, 1:42 AM

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Sad

spark egret Jan 2, 2024, 3:19 AM

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This is devastating and truly shows how schools are killing artists

spark egret Jan 2, 2024, 3:19 AM

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strange elm I put this on my Roblox about section

OH MY GOD THATS AMAZING

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“UH YEAH S-SURE GIMME A MINUTE..” rivers yelled back nervously, he was excited to hang out and meet radiohead but he was terribly nervous 4th grade play nervous.

colin scoffed. thom wasnt homophobic but could make some dumb jokes every now and then.