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hello chat i am rivebrs ucomor
Umm
ERP time :3
KURTAIN NO
NOOOO
Nahh
there are minors in this server!!!!
including me!!!
Miners? Like the ones that get coal?
anyways i am king and rule yuo all
thats what dms are for
if youre talking 1800s yea
in fact
Duly noted
Weezer ERP goes hard
ok
*kills @mint gate * oops sorry
Dies a painful death
rolls a nat 20 I use my healing potion and revive @mint gate
Hell yeah
Imma roll to kill Beni >:3
I'm gonna post a shitty uspscaled Picture now or if i'm feeling frisky a shitty audio remixing = )
Damn
😔
🙏
Maybe next time
prays for a nat 20 for Kurtain
Kurtains luck has been increased by 10
hi
Pls erp rivers x fortnite cuddle team leader w me!
HI I'M GILBERT GOTTFRIED
oh my gosh SHUT UP!!!!!!!
I'M PISSING AND SHITTING
AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY
THAT THIS ONE IS GOING OUT TO PEWDIEPIE
AND THE 9 YEAR OLD
GANG

my name is rover cuom
i love you
*shits on you * oops sorry :3
what the flip!
What kind of roleplay is this?
:3
Oh
We live in a society that the Aladdin parrot says poodeepie
#Cold Ones #Aladdin #Pewdiepie
please check it out
Later
Kills half of everyone
kills the other half but only leaving rivers and me alive, as i shoot a wink at him ;3
Rivers kills himself
NOOOO WHATS THE POINT ANYMORE jumps off cliff
End of weezer lore someone archive this thread
nah starts universe over
Real shit
Ermmm mods he is fail RPing! Someone warn!!!
But dark forces came arise, as Matt, using his persuasiveness, convinced Eve to go and pull the sacred thread. And just as Rivers had worried, the sweater became undone
and the once harmonious Garden of Eden began to unravel. As the thread was pulled, the balance of the garden was disrupted. Flowers wilted, animals grew uneasy, and the serene atmosphere turned tense. Adam and Eve immediately felt the weight of their disobedience, realizing they had broken the sacred order set by Rivers.
And when Rivers returned, he wept at the betrayal caused by Adam and Eve. And in a fit banished them down to the mortal plain, where they were stuck on an Island in the sun
As they navigated this new existence, they found themselves confronting the harsh realities of life, just as Rivers had warned. The island, while beautiful, was also a place of struggle and growth. They faced trials that tested their resilience and learned to find solace in the simplest pleasures. They tried but failed and ruined their Perfect Situation.
When all had seemed dark and hopeless, a light shined down. Arch Angel Brian had come to guide them into the Goodlife. He showed them how to build things with their flimsy hands, and use their vast intelligence. Soon they built a small shelter, a "Shack" if you will
(i kill all of you because i am cool)
I AM RIGERS
grr
😡😡😡
(kills u bevzuse i am ruvbers cyumo)
erm yes u do die
yes huh
becomes the month january
im budward
rover cuom
Pushes you down stairs
Pushes you up stairs
H-hai gwuys ;-;
Offers hand It was just a joke, cameras right there
Dodges
Unkills like 25% of y'all (only the ones I like)
i cant believe this
.
I don't know, are you?
Idk
You are :3
Yo less go =3
h-hi guys i-i-i am thom -y-yorke-kun…
Hi Thom Yorke what are you doing in this abandoned water treatment facility
Sir, you need to leave this facility immediately, it's not safe for civilians to be in here
I jump into the lake and immediately die
Member "jump into the lake and immediately die*" not found
😭
Member "cry so hard while listening to Undone - The Sweater Song*" not found
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2019-05-23 22:51:40 UTC
(4 years, 3 months and 17 days ago)
2023-07-09 01:32:45 UTC
(2 months, 1 day and 2 hours ago) days after the server was created
I come back to life and ask what's wrong
I-I just like s-s-staying h-here… :3
THIS IS RWAL HELLO??
HELOME
LMAODOO
i love my husbands ❤️
guys weezer... SEX!!!!
WHAT
i love you too...
ill write it
this is insane..!
ill do it i swear
i love you, Mikey
HWLLWKWE
GRRR!!!!!!!!1 WHERES BLUE ALBU
Lets kiss and skip away into the sunset!
yes!
@mint bone Pretend to be blue album and i will pretend to be toxic and then ill pretend to cry myself to sleep!
lets play a game
woah!
Now.
okay uh
weezer saw trap
💏
ok im losing braincells from looking at this.
Scott ^_^
can i join the polycule now
oh sure...
HEY
Who up for some ERP?
MARRY ME
im a lesbiab… yeas…
☠️
Im dumb. Shes a lesbian.
thats ok i am a “lesbo”
Heh..
thats a slur my friend 😭
no slurs in weezercord except: Matt sharp
matt sharp is special
Yes
💏
yes
I love that emoji😈
👨❤️💋👨
I just realized I'm apart of this o think I joined like two months ago or something
This is so.. Silly!
amazing
ok so he can sing that line dope nose thats awesome
pink triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth let me know the truth
🏳️🌈 of the year
mmmLICKS
This is worthy of castration...
Um.. Guys…. I just peed in a toilet and a head came out…
WHAT
what
OH NO
HELP
STPP
PLS
Heh… I guess i deserve it..
sotpaNOINWQ45342
s.skkd
IM LOSING IT
And it will be pinkerton snow
SODRYUR
EIVERS
Which actually
YUM
Doesnt sound good
I'm going to cry
☹️ THERE SHALL BE NO WHITE PEE FORM PINKERTON
guys no one star this message trust😭
Ummm Guyyyssss the toilet wont stop singing GUYS HELP!!!
EHKEP
pisserton
Mikey sweetie take your meds
SO true
My meds fell in the toilet
I've had that problem before slam the lid on its head multiple times
IT'S GONNA EAT THEM
Currently crying in the shower. I am so lonely.
Noooooo..
ill go get more later honey
this was the worst message ive ever gotten. i want to neuter myself
HELP
you want to what
i...
what?
THEY BITE
WHAT
Mood r n!!!
this reminds me of the thom yorke x rivers fanfiction..
YES
Heh.. Hey kitten…!
FEED IT THE SAUCE
I feel like i know who wrote this
OH MY GOD
THEY DMDED
ME
caresses your cheek while curling my toes
QHAT
Is it meeting people is easy..
mikey honey😭
🤤
Hey guys. It's me Pat
Hello pat
Pat, my dear
Hey pat! pats your bald head
🥁
Hey *leans over like the bee movie bee
*dramatically
ya like jazz sweetie?
You mean Barry B. Benson
@manic ocean HEY PEABRAIN LOOK AT THIS]
i sighed
🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃
so loud
WHAT THE FUCK
Drake Album
HAAAHJA
oh wrong person then
HELP ME
I broke apart my insides
AGAHWDWLKDKQNN💗💗💗🏳️🌈
im gonna lock you in my attic for this and you will have to listen to el scorcho on loop (lie)
Im sorry
My insides are exploding rn pat
WHAT
not the gay simsnro
THE FUCK
😭
🧑⚕️
I love my bass!
GUYS IM GONNA THROW UP THIS IS TOO FUNNY
Hey guys, Whats hitting the griddy mean?
Ty I am no longer exploding
This is so sad!
uhuhh
im gonna kiss the bass before you do i think
uhh
mmm bass

Ask the thing in your toilet about it
I’m gonna find you.
the bass is gonna start playing why bother becuase of me 🤤
curls my toes and grows a tail Grrr.. YOURE MAKING ALPHA ANGRY!
….
@hot maple
BAD DOG
That was NOT me.
WHAT THE HELL
BAD DOG MIKEY
RIVERS WHAT
WHAY!
I DID NOT SAY THAT
HELELORIR
Heh… I guess i deserve it.. :)
pulls your hair STOP
okay
ik sorry
GUYS
PMSSJDH😭😭😭
im crying and im curled up in the fetal position rn wheres blue album
I guess I deserve it too.. ://
growls Grrr..
shhh..
where is blue album im gonna bang my fist on the wall until there is a large dent
guys im still Basil im sorry 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
gets on all fours and barks at you
Idk about this you've changed...
bad dog.. hits you in the head with a newspaper
im js sillier im sorry
whimpers Aw man.
intereting
I do the same in the furry roleplay forum it's okay
shhh... be a good dog and stand up
Feetzer
You did not see anything.
OH Y
im publicly embarrassing myselfkydf
THATS SO TRUE
YEAH DW BASIL
Weezer MPreg roleplay /j
i believe im already at my lowest point 🫡
DRAW MORE
*/srs
and get better handwriting
WHY DID THIS SUMMON YOU
its up your butt
No worser the better
I read weezer wolf mpreg once
I have a thing that alerts me whenever mpreg is said
aaahhdjdjff
How was it
@manic ocean become blue album
No
im in need of blue album
sorrh guys im sleepy ehloem
great
yaoi
oh true
curls my toes
starts laying an egg
Sorry guys.. Heh.. I got a lil excited…
shh Mikey😭
..whos the dad? mom?
true
drools
Idk.. the dad h-hetears start forming he left..
pets you
Ive seen this
before
there there... hugs you
Like father step father
DO NTO
Sighs
barks at you
NOT MPREF
Im only doing this because id get pissed off if anybody else didbtw im pregnant
i think mpreg should happen rn
WHAT
T-thanks I appreciate the support..
of course..
I am pregnant
Brian
I JUST LEFT FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES
WHAT
YAY!!
HELLP
kisses your cheek softly
My water just broke.
30 MINUTES TOO MUCH
Um guys why is there toilets with heads everywhere
WE NEED TO GET TO A HOSPITAL
Um heh.. Is this skibidi toilet?
Blushes
My water just broke!!!!!!!!!!!
giggles
Do you guys think I have skibidi rizz?
GUYS IM GENUINELY CRYING RN I CANT DO THIS
ARHHH JELL
Somebody please drive me to a hospital.
no no shh.. wipes your tears its okay..
HLEPEPE
I am in desperate need of medical attention. I am Blue Album and I am pregnant. With my blue male body.
i got you
Ok who got you pregnant
50 eggs pop out of my ass because I'm so comforted
tinkles Im so excited!
I need context
HELPME.
Heh.. what
Share..?
Woah
honestly this is making my pinky toe itch
Please drive me to a hospital. I can feel the skibidi weezer coming out
I missed alot
My water broke
What
uekwoo
Sorry that was my silly side ^-^
Heh.. Its okay kitten..
Got the van fellas
LESS GOO
wowie me too
Wow.. I wish i was there.. Heh.. i guess i deserve it..
YOU GUYS.
We had to fire you
😔
Tbh Mikey I missed you
i missed all of you
I cried myself to sleep every night
my loves
A4 net eetcafé drijvende discoshow discoshow dosis hd oprispingen gotspe voorzich hautain q Aussie XOXO coaxiale zit zozo
?
heh.. Guys lets kiss
Kissing noises
WTF
You came at the wrong time
yeash i did
HELLO I'M GILBERT GODFREY
BENI HELLO
Hi how are you?
Good what about you?
tired
and overwoking on my nrivana project
the same as always
I hope your project turns out good at least take breaks though not good to work non-stop
yeah no worrys
@ebon lichen reference to your favorite Hamilton song 😍😍😍
HAMILTON AT THE CONSTITUTION CONVENTION 😨😨
I WAS CHOSEN FOR THE CONSTITUTIONAL CONVENTION ^_^
HAHAHA
Basil serious question
Did you watch spamilton
SPAMILTON?
YES
THAT SOUNDS FAMILAR
Hold on I'll send one of their videos 😭
OKAY
I ate that shit up during my Hamilton phase
☠️
hello hello helloo omg has it been like 5 years or sumthin? we wanted to come back one last time (omg get it lololol) to make one final video and say our goodbyes as we both move on to the next chapter in our lives :,( little life update! we’re both going to universities in different provinces and we actually had to say goodbye to each other at ...
I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE BEST CONTENT EVER
Hehe
hello im ringo starr
hi
Pushes you into traffic
guys its me official weezer
