#pet-tide
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Big baby
good idea
ozzie
Da poofy tail ❤️
dog
That boy is fluffier then the felinid fossils recovered by Magos Jane back in m40
@astral moss eepy Loaf

Eepy loaf
oaf loaf
Tucker was tired after getting back from his mission to the Torrent.
Perhaps you could say… he was tuckered out 
Homie is just chilling on the street like a real trooper
The toll of three thousand pets
Bug 
thank you, oh great bestower of eternal wisdom
your cat is cute as hell btw
Indeed
LOAF!
One message removed from a suspended account.
Doggy💕
Protecting their land
waiting at the bus stop again
@stuck rampart how much longer do you think my jungle bus stop will stay lush
wont be lush after i finish this bowl of pasta
cuz im coming over and eating that jungle
lmao
including the butterfly
eat this and the bees too
omnomnom
DreamWorks face
that chin
when i shit in a box and my human picks it up and gives me a treat
he do love his mayo
Bigger brown one was Allie and her daughter Dani is the grey one. She was special needs, permanent brain damage. I miss them both. They don’t live very long. And Dani somehow miraculously managed 2. Her mother Allie was about 3 when she passed

need help identifying this
BEAST!
The chupacabra
The vermintide
By the omnisiah that boy is better at grooming then those hairdryers found by Magos Joan in m41
This appears to be an adult specimen of the dwarf space Lion Gigantes Flufficae. To be safe, offer it a customary sacrifice of tuna or chicken while praising its luxurious coat.
I concur with this statement
I have found 84739483002 cases of similar circumstances and the most common margin of error is not offering chicken and tuna
Panthera Leo Atrox
hampter
purebred skaven not even a mouse)
Insert Jaws front cover
10/10
Was minding my business when this Angel came to claim cuddles, she doesn’t even know me
And when I stopped petting she demanded more
Would pet again
Brutal duck attack
wretched beasts
cat shaped friend spotted
ozzy in the country roads
Why are they munching on yo shit
nibbles are how ducks show affection
Destroy it before it Turns into a great demon
nah lil guys just wants to be the 5th chaos god i dont see a problem
Isnt there actually a 5th chaos god? I remember a story of Space marine summoning him, but the Story never got finished since 2011
as far as i know theres like an infinite amount of small gods that pop in and out of existence or smth in the warp buuut im pretty sure at one point there was a god mentioned call malal idk if he still exists in lore beyond the one breif breif time he was mentioned
The name was malice, Hes a small god
What is that creature?
I petteth not only one, but TWO Felines. Forgive the militarum issue gloves
A gerbil 
I found these guys in my shed. Is this a blessing from the emperor or are they Nurgle infested
Praise the emperor
Dog
Tiki.
This audibly made me lol
He looks so flabbergasted
By the omnisiah that boy is more potato looking then those potatoes discovered on Moracis 82729 back in M37
He's about as intelligent as a tuber too
I mean he seems pretty smart to me
He gives high-fives on command
I didn't think I could teach him to do it but one day he did it by chance and I figured out what prompted him to do it. Kept giving him treats and now we're here
Orange and white rare W
as far as brains go
He’s a prodigy amongst orange cats
Quick we need to put lots of unrealistic expectations on him quick
UHH UHHH he's going to be the most beautiful baby boy... no wait he's already there
I love the orange spelch on his face
It's his beauty mark
did the mama ever come?
or did ya just nab them
She came. She’s living in our shed
Ahem. rent free of course
If they show warp based tendencies I might
They are in a constant state of confusion
Brain to small💔
Funny part about that - I own one
A fellow Person of culture I see
It was free from my mom how could I resist?
Sounds like a good deal
Loot at him wiggle
Eepy boys
It's my wittle baby's 1 year birthday!
They've now graduated from wittle baby to BIG baby!
I am getting this one blown up and hung on my wall
She looks like she’s about to blow in a horn to warn of a dragon attack
Doggo
Trooper Larkin reporting for duty

premium cosmetics
A bouquet of cuteness
That’s a good trooper
Silly kitty
Lil' baby ducks
15 bucks for that
Check out this massive egg one of the ducks laid
Holy shit that duck is an absolute unit
Also do you have pics of da duckies?
hell yeah, my dog barks at anyone that walks by. and gets treats for it.
she has a personal hatred for the mailman, and she yells at the neighbors while they're in their driveway sometimes XD
let it hatch
we wanna see a massive uberduck
These eggs aren't viable. I have no drake to fertilize the eggs
Holy shit that is the most awesome name I’ve heard for a duck
Is that a pug I see?
Drakes are just male ducks lol
Females are hens
That is the coolest name for a male animal
Oh my how, someone needs to turn this into a renaissance painting last century
doofus
he
he
By the omnisiah that boy is more charming then those televisionasticals of pastel colored horses discovered by Magos Walter during the great crusade
I can confirm the charming nature of said horses :pray:
the beast requireth sustenance
little old lady Bella
Namoo the loaf
My dog
His name is Nurgle.
Short for beast of Nurgle.
(He threw up in the car on the way home and the name stuck)
Blessed beast
Eepy kitty
bunni!
Namoo is a stimky loaf
BEAST OF NURGLE!
Truly a great unclean one
He screm
Truly a most skilled enginseer, the little paws make the wiring easier
My old boi sleepin
3rd and 4th pic they look so sad I wanna kiss them and tell them everything is gonna be okay
no worries, he just looks like that
why is he drooling 🤤
Happy
holy-
i've seen an egg in an egg and double yolks but never a triple yolk. (i used to have chickens)
Apparently a triple-yolk is exceedingly rare. (1 in 25 million)
Where a double is rougly 1 in 1000
And you ate it?!?!?
And you didn't give it to me, who rightfully deserves such an artifact
Made pancakes

The legendary "1 in 25 million" pancakes ✨
✨
Now you've seen it twice
❤️

the eeper
All it's missing is a double 🌈
If it was we’d be fighting my a horde of giant mutated battle ducks
Kinda like tyranids
But duck based instead of insectoid
pupper had an singular pupper
A tiny bean nestled in a potato
Is thag an space marine
insert mw3 Makarov description here.
By the omnisiah that boy is better at breaking fingers then those car doors discovered by magos Sarah in m45
(Warp time travel shenanigans)
what's his damn problem he doesn't even have a job
Bro pressed [Cat] to Cat
Ruggo
Shadow
guh

By the omnisiah these grump levels are off the charts
Magos Phil retrieve the grumpometer
Dangerous levels of grump on the predator
Bed head
beast
nice
That beard
By the omnisiah those eyes are larger then those cabbage patch pals discovered by Magos lily back in m27
I hope Magos Lily left behind documentation to be found by the likes of me. I want to see these cabbage patch pals
Unfortunately most of her work was destroyed during the paperwork wars in m29
The only thing that remains are text descriptions
Ankle biter
the elusive Tarantula Duck. this is how it hunts.
my babies dont bite me like 99% of the time haha
they're incredibly sweet
sometimes they get sassy if I didn't let them out of the coop early enough or if I'm crowding them while they're taking a bird bath
Acting like he pays rent or some shit
Acts like he has a job 🙄 what a freeloader
Mf thinks life is all sunshine and rainbows.
loaf of bread
Put him in the mines
He dus NOT pay rent
I'm putting him in retail as we speak
His snout markings
Here me out, skaven, but they’re fish
Hungry boy
By the omnisiah, the key protocol is barely keeping the meows at bay
Initiate the rites of chin rubs
Make sure to do that in triplicate
Or else magos lily died for nothing
Why is she sitting ljke that
ball 🍅
Is that a pittie I see?
Has the beasts spirit calmed?
Also those canticles are most pleasing to the machine spirits
(That boy is adorable so baby)
He has certainly been soothed
but now there's drool everywhere
very good the omnisiah will be pleased, continue observing the subject, lord gulliman has high hopes
My chow shepherd Jerrbear
he protec
He’s a good boy 💙
Masterful camouflage tactics.
A mighty boi
Indeed. He'd be a mighty warrior, if only we could get him off the sauce:
He loves that thing. It's one of his top 5 things: Sauce, Blankie, Eggs, Bathtime and Walkies.
Probably the cutest boi my sibling has ever rescued. Wicked smart too, very social and loves back scritches.
sleepy boy
true
Watching my moms dog
My dog is jealous
my kitty "mephisto from diablo 2" . he always sits on my desk or covers my screen waiting for me to put his blankie on my lap so he can sit down.. wont lay without his blankies
mephisto from diablo 2 in his blankies
What a gentleman, oh... and I guess the cat is cute aswell
I always come back
What’s he jealous of
she doesn't get all the attention now
He looks like a little cars salesman
Poor baby
Giver her more attention
shes a spoiled brat
but shes cute so she can get away with it
its hard to say no to that face
Exactly
fuck i forgot to get pics of my dog
Especially a mischievous caique
every night
mother... where is the blankie?
Yes. would you like to join?
Oh my god he’s adorable
Friend shaped
Pic of her in the blankie?
@next viper
Thanks! He is my lil man lol
Even chaos birbs need time to rejuvenate
imagine a chaos lord all monstrous looking and evil having a normal looking parrot lmao
Now before I open a warp rift to consume the entire sector, I must feed senor polly a cracker
Behold: my dumbass
The adawable
He looks he did something stupid and can’t to show you
he becomes a daemon of tzeentch
She was waitin to go outside, but she's stupid and is probably gonna eat a rock
The daw she’s a sweet little girl
My dogs would be yelling at me to let them out
What is her problem...
She's sinking
just let that sink in
Heres the licker
YEAH! THE GUMMER!
Day 147 of research. Date m34798. Progress: smooth. Beast has displayed less aggressive behavior after application of the sacred chin rub was enacted. Will observer for longer than expected. Noted: the creature seems to be quite pleased.
Loafy boy
Caught Jerrbear winking at me
Feed me
CAN YOU-OU-OU FEED MY BOWL-OWL-OWL
I spotted a kitty
Incredibly tiny boy
Literally the definition of your cat. 😛
IT might be another person's cat, also
but it is also yours
is that how you get a cat?
it keeps coming in to sleep, and eat and be fussed and chat
Bringer of worms
pupyyyyy
granny
angy
Calmest skunk ever
He’s tired from barking at heretics (Squirrels)
A comfy duck
Gud kitty!
huskies!!!
bunni !
20 lb grey kitty: Ziva
two 1/2 lb kittens: Tilley and Clawhauser
i believe this is Clawhauser, about 1 lb now
Every time I sit on the floor she has to come lay om me
triangle ears so perfect
lizard feet odd
My dog is so spoiled I have to hold it so she can sniff it first
I always have to wonder what’s going on in that little empty head of his to make him sleep like this.
Queue inside out "inside their head" reference, except the emotions are Joy, Sleepy, Playful, and Hungry
and right now sleepy is winning
my brother in the tism
So true bestie
Monday is no longer D&D night, it's now Phantom time.
Oh, hey.
By the omnisiah, this beast is better at breaking fingers then the hammers discovered by Magos Billy in m35
My ladies being colourful little horrors
cute
I have this guy outside one of my windows
He's got grinch feet
cute
i wish i had a pet to hug.
Not hard to get! As long as you have the werewithal to be a responsible owner and can afford the food and healthcare costs
"I am sorry, sir, but your arm has stage three adorable. I'm afraid we've no choice but to amputate, that is if you wish to ever be free of the desk."
Old lady thinks she’s a space marine
(She accidentally got in the shot I was taking of my desk. This is better)
let her slay some heretics
found this little guy on the balcony
morning visitors
Thanks to you gracious host
Car parked in the driveway
My feet need to go there
khajiit has wares, if you have coin
Looks just like my childhood cat. What's their name?
Shes Sparky, and why is that your discord pfp border
not a single thought in his head
A friend bought it for me and it's the single most cursed gift I've ever recieved
The ankle biter
Screamer
old engine
Once he learns how to hold his ripper he will be joining the front lines
Everyone needs to do their duty even the pets
My boy Trece 😍🖤
vault dweller identified
Which one of them? 
He's learning about history
Namoo
this fucking bug wont leave my room!
that expression
Get bugged 
fucking killed him
He’s constructed himself a nest somehow
🚙
Namoo and a cat I saw today
Ratatata meme
thats a TRUCK
Got any more pics of dat comfortable boy
Have my collection of the goober
He is the best goober
The goofiest dog I have ever known, May she rest easy
Probably beating the shit out of tzeentch
That ain’t a dog, that’s chegorath
(In all seriousness that is an adawable girl)
What the dog doing
She was and a little fun fact is after she passed my brother found out that boxers have a higher chance of Down syndrome. she would always have her tongue out and would act floaty. That’s kinda why we believe that but I feel that adds to her character. Here is a reference photo that is not my dog but has Down syndrome
More doggo
small man
just a guy
a dude
silly little man trapped in a cats body
I'll miss ya Ruby, hope you're doing good wherever you are
Omg the side eye one 🥺
Brother rescued a kitten
Shes so tiny
She was abandoned by her mother during a cold snap sadly, her and her brother were the only ones that made it out of a litter of 5, and her brother was sadly in pretty rough shape by the time they found them and ended up passing away not too much longer, though thankfully shes in pretty good health, and is very playful and responsive
Shes such a sweetheart too, starts purring the moment you pick her up or start to pet/scratch her
it must be getting cold if he's getting into my bed
bro's making moves
The return of the ankle bitter, chaos hound, the “creature”, the beast, and many other horrific titles
By the omnisiah that boi is colder then the refrigerators discovered by Magos Ben in m37
wait until he discovered my archeotech - a blanket that warms up
car
meowcel
Bros got a pp face but he's alright(only likes me when he's hungry)
My cat on my homework
Bunny on the scale
Weight loaf
Old pics, but is my birb. Is parrotlet, he is smol and angy at times
Help me
kerot
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Sonny gaming
I am tired
We need more rats
fluffy Croissant in my yard
Cat has you covered
Man I wish I had a horror manga to read
Junji Ito's Uzumaki:
These babies
so many cars :0
He wants the croissant so badly
Eepy kitty
Blep
chicken
Chiggen
things raw i want a refund
Bawk
Chickens are just ducks that can't swim so good
lil rascal I found in the yard :3
I have so many pictures of Calliope like that
I have one with my cat
Sadly I don't have as many of her sister Eurydice
thats the chaplain
@wise meadow @lost parcel @dreamy stone
Rats!
A little squeak potato
LITTLE RAT!!!
I love them
la creatura
evil bastard
My beast of nurgle taking a bath
Do you think she is possessed?
Took these photos for the breeder, she's due in about a week
I have first pick for a puppy
Sleeping
Big and crazy
That cat is the face of a mechanic on a lost colony when a tech priest rubbing sacred oils on a car makes it start
Death to the plush Tyranid
These two are up to no good. Sitting up is Miss Tilley and laying down is Miss Clawhauser. They are sisters.
Creature has been detained
She sings
Pug, pugger, and puggest
Left: Puggy Right: Puglet Centre: Puglet Noir
Geni says hello
Those are some toasty lads
I think my poxhound praised nurgle too much
Having a white haired dog sucks, pain in the ass if you ever want to wear a black shirt
I'm probably gonna pick one of the Reds
I believe my cat has been tainted by chaos
DEMONHOST
well yes, but actually no...? 
Is that a pittie?
She just got her mastectomy stitches out. They tell me it’s median survival of a year ish now with chemo. 😦
I love her.
The vet techs said she’s the sweetest cat they’ve ever had.
English staffordshire, fairly smaller than American Pitbill terriers
also nowhere near the aggression issues
God bless your kitty
still adawable
They’re so cute
me using relic while my team is near
my pet potato xavier!
Thanks! She's 9 years old next month and still acts like a crazy pup
my dog did so too, sadly we had to put him asleep because his heart was double the size of a normal dog heart
Aw 😦 I'm sorry
Guardian of the Scriptures
Why...
Empty head
A righteous warrior
What tis this paladins name?
brown cock
Head wants to be filled with tuna.
The local beast of Nurgle
drool
@limber crescent where rat photos 

All of my boys, in order of age/acquisition. The current ones are the last two, cannoli (black and white) and pierogi (leftmost albino)
Long bois
mostly depends on the rat- when they're younger, about six months old, they tend to squeak a lot. i think it's maybe like how baby cats meow because of underdeveloped vocal cords. when they get older, they mostly squeak at pitches above human hearing, but pierogi's very dramatic so he squeaks a bit even as an adult. if you mean in terms of actions, the traditional rat water bottle makes a decently loud clinking and they occasionally do several other noisy things when you're trying to sleep, since they're basically mini cats.
Rat
Look at the shnout
I see, very interesting critters. Thanks!
New specialist enemy revealed: Bomber Hound
girl dinner
The rot consumes
someone tell my turtles they are sopposed to be water turtles
Let them live their dreams
They believe they can climb
suspicous car
Nurgle champ 
noo don't do that to poor doggo :((
u better have given them a treat after that
Cannoli reaction the the Unlocked and Loaded update
i'm guessing cannoli is not the biggest fan
My colourful little murderfluff
NO TIME FOR NAPPING GUARDSMAN! REST WHEN YOURE DEAD!!!
The mister fuck you mans
Christmas presents 🥰
A stealthy beast
my dog claimed my bed
why can't I post image in here?
You need to be active for a bit then once your names red you can post
need rats
*your dog claimed their bed
Hold lizard like Ogrny hold rock
yeah that's accurate alright 
hmm from these photos I can assume the following:
you've been christmas shopping at a lego/toy store and you bought a cat (lego)
you then came home and wrapped the cat (lego) up as a christmas gift
She wants treats
same
F L A T C A T
Cat so flat
Cat so flat it deserve a pat
🫳
Quality bread
Wintermood be like:
licc
I have almost identical cat
Its a small world. Although i have to apologize for the quality of the photo. My mom took it and sent it via an application that degrades the quality of the picture significantly.
Gorgeous. My cat above, Athena, was abandoned with the rest of the litter in a ditch alongside my parents house. Mixed litter with different colors. We suspect she was an "accident" i.e. either a Karthäuser or a russian blue breeder mom knocked up by a random housecat. My parents live way out back so breeders often come there to dispose of their undesirables. Heartbraking stuff
Why he so pancake?
Did you just misgender my cat?
(For legal reasons, that was a joke.)
(My cat is a she, tho. Her name’s Freyja.)
I committed the cardinal sin of being trans, I will be beheaded at dawn 😔
Being trans a sin? What are you? A conservative?
They are refering to their self
That's what I thought. I was just trying to be funny (and also take a jab at conservatism).
You gender matters not, only that you make them heretics dead 
Could not agree more.
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!
only one 😦
That's actually reasonable these days
"Why don't people adopt animals more often, there's so many that need homes!"
GEE
I WONDER WHY
Most adoptions in my state are around $700, this is a pedigree dog
but most breeders I contacted wanted 4000 to 6000
pedidoggo
Yes I know, "adopt don't buy".
Problem with that is a lot of shelter dogs come with hangups or trauma which require experience to work with
experience I dont have yet
understandable
While probably not the best mindset I am hopelessly optimistic when it comes to floofs t.t
the power of me loving them can cure anything!
Also this breeder doesn't kennel and they're 30 mins from my house so I can visit regularly
They're her pets who live in her house proper, kinda main reason I picked them
the main main reason is the mother, she's something special
never met a dog with a more perfect nature
Yes the breeder sleeps next to the whelping box
You say that now, she works hard to make sure they're all healthy and safe
early photo
Breed is english staffordshire if you hadn't gathered already
Mother before preggers



