pet-tide

[tender solstice]

both look confused

[tall zenith]

Cat!

[tender solstice]

cat

!

[median shuttle]

The Maw

[steady fossil]

We do

[median shuttle]

C position. For Cat

[sudden stratus]

car

[tender solstice]

The orange fluff

[somber echo]

She gave up her paws in order to accomplish her dream: become the perfect loaf

[tender solstice]

loaf

[median shuttle]

Teeth reveal when?

[half fox]

the gums

[median shuttle]

Yes

[earnest tundra]

Cats! Yeeesss!

[inland moth]

Potato

[tender solstice]

Pug loaf

A puf

[inland moth]

Or a Poaf

[tender solstice]

Puaf

Sounds foreign

One of my dogs

From last Christmas

[hybrid adder]

I have allowed the menace back into my bedroom

She currently has the zoomies

[tender solstice]

Long live the keyboard kitten

It's their spot now

[hybrid adder]

She ran around for another 20 minutes and then came back and fell asleep. Incredible

[median shuttle]

Look at its devious eyes... ready to pounce on you for pets

[median shuttle]

Tired kitty

[final fable]

Uncle's cat came to visit me while I was reading Horus Rising

[median shuttle]

First one hes just snoring

https://tenor.com/view/snoring-old-man-simpsons-snore-gif-11676353

[final fable]

Nah, he's rolled over to be pet

But I didn't want to fall for the belly trap

But I'm pretty sure he's taking a nap in the fourth one

[median shuttle]

Belly trap or not IM GOING TO PET

[tender solstice]

belly exposed

free belly pets

[earnest tundra]

CATS!!!

Cats are the best

[heady pecan]

I love Black Cats

[final fable]

Black (and orange) cats are best

[heady pecan]

my lazy boy is an orange-o

[final fable]

Oh he's so cute

[lethal urchin]

HE'S BLEPPING RAHHH

[heady pecan]

❤️

[cobalt juniper]

A Potato baking in the sun.

[next viper]

A very baked potato

[tall zenith]

Cute 🥰

[median shuttle]

Still shouty?

[hybrid adder]

not as shouty, but significantly more bitey

[median shuttle]

How bitey?

[hybrid adder]

she likes to chase me when i try to walk around the room we keep her in and jump and bite my foot/ankle. also any hand movemennts will get her to chase and bite my hand

[median shuttle]

Ah, perfect hunting buddy

[hybrid adder]

if she's not sleeping, she's playing/biting

[median shuttle]

Perfect. As all things should be. Any new pictures?

[hybrid adder]

Zoomies

And the big eeper

[median shuttle]

Aww

So tiny and floofy

[tender solstice]

Very cute

[somber echo]

Girl is having the time of her life

What are you drawing? 👀 👀

Oh nvm it's something you already posted hehe

[hybrid adder]

yeah lol, i opted to not post this so i wouldn't accidentally spoil it, but Ulgo asking about her made me remember it

[somber echo]

well I guess I won't have my pants back

[tender solstice]

Gone

Reduced to cat toy

Nothing can be done

That's my cat but with my hair ties

[inland moth]

Reduced to Catoms

[somber echo]

Nothing is funny to play with for them uneless it's interesting for us... or between our hands

[tender solstice]

I forgot when I took this

She doesn't look happy with me

and she looks chonky

[somber echo]

She is obviously looking into another dimension

[tender solstice]

she was just staring at me from my dresser while I was laying down

[somber echo]

I don't know if that's true but I heard that if cats look like they're judging you while you're resting/sleeping, it's because they're understanding that you're vulnerable and actually making sure nothing bad happens to you

[tender solstice]

its either that or she was mad I was reading my book instead of petting her

lol

[somber echo]

Maybe, I can't be 100% sure XD

[next viper]

Nothing cat be done

[tender solstice]

Nothing catnot be done

[cunning hull]

My housemate acquired a small creature

[median shuttle]

Small? Miniscule

[dusky plaza]

kindly inform your housemate his creature is illegally smol

[somber echo]

Saber-toothed cat

[median shuttle]

Eepy

[cobalt juniper]

Fang

[tender solstice]

Now that's a toof

[median shuttle]

Shes either eeping or biting for attention

[tender solstice]

life of a cat

[somber echo]

She has beautiful fur!

[median shuttle]

For a crossbreed she is adorable

[final fable]

Found this little guy on a walk today

[median shuttle]

More cat yay!

[half fox]

not sentient

[somber echo]

lol whats the thing on the plate?

[dusky plaza]

||drugz 😹 ||

[somber echo]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-catnip-gif-24498110

oo I get it now

[half fox]

@dusky plaza catnip

goddamnit Discord

I didn't mean to mention Feye my bad

[dusky plaza]

all good

[heady pecan]

You ever see a cat just randomly decide to run as fast as they possibly can through the house

no reason, just sudden energy gotta run

[somber echo]

the good old zoomies!

[grim kite]

Freddy

[thorn cedar]

Big ghost dog

[median shuttle]

Hello freddy

[median shuttle]

Teeth reveal when?

[honest terrace]

Brother picked him up today

[next viper]

Gah

I die again if cuteness overload

[ashen cliff]

A giant baby.

[honest terrace]

His name is Bronson

[median shuttle]

Hello Bronson. Yous a pupper

[golden ore]

thats not a ghost dog, thats a goodest boi

[thorn cedar]

@golden ore now I'm gonna sit on him and feed him marshmallows

[golden ore]

please dont feed a dog marshmalows

goodest bois deserve goodest noms

[earnest tundra]

Way to Consume, Consumer

[median shuttle]

It consumed

[half fox]

he like

[median shuttle]

@half fox gum reveal when?

[next viper]

Daw an old man doing the old man stare

[unique pulsar]

This is cat

[tender solstice]

idk, might be a sit

[next viper]

I think that’s a anthro cat

Those arms look way too human

[unique pulsar]

Nah it’s a real cat it’s just funny

See

[tender solstice]

it morphed back

the void

[next viper]

It’s a shapeshifter

A cat blessed by the emperor with the knowledge to use polymorphine

[cobalt juniper]

CUTIE

[earnest tundra]

He consumed Boar's Head Pitcraft Turkey

[median shuttle]

dog

[wicked moth]

Always pet dog

[median shuttle]

agreed

[tender solstice]

burrito dog, tucked in that blanket

[stuck rampart]

majestic gatto

[median shuttle]

@hybrid adder how is kitten? (Sorry i keep asking its just so darn cute)

[hybrid adder]

Kitten is good Not much has changed with her, either sleeping or biting ankles. We're having trouble introducing her to our older cat so she mainly stays in my parent's bedroom

[median shuttle]

Adorable little creature

[golden ore]

is he taking a cable in there? lol

[median shuttle]

Cute

[half fox]

old lady who is my sister

[open isle]

the sleeper

[half fox]

I remember when she was just a puppy

[somber echo]

Sleep well grandma!

[median shuttle]

NO

ITS SO CUTE

[half fox]

Bella.....

[next viper]

I got an old lady too

Mines 17

[median shuttle]

i got an old lady aswell, 7 or 6 me thinks, maybe not old old but still pretty old

[dark holly]

Had a few very old ones in my life.
We currently have Dobby, this little gremlin who, while we don't know his age, has been with us for almost 11 years now.
One of the oldest we've had was Dana, a kind old drahthaar that was tough as nails and lived to 16 years.

[next viper]

Some fearsome senior citizens

[median shuttle]

Ferocious

[somber echo]

Forest creature

[blazing notch]

This is Tofu

Handsome fella if I do say so myself

[odd raptor]

loving the snaggle tooth ❤️ Tofu is a very dignified fellow, indeed

[weary dirge]

Unlikely customer at my local Warhammer shop

[dark holly]

Looking for tzeench models

Bro probably has a tzaangor army

[weary dirge]

It flew onto a Magnus the Red box after shopkeeper tried to bat it away

[dark holly]

Reality beats fiction once again

[weary dirge]

It came in three times

[dark holly]

True fan

[weary dirge]

Pooped on an AoS box too

[next viper]

It was just reserving a box for when it’s paycheck comes in

[weary dirge]

Or it payed in poop

[weary dirge]

Can you believe it came into the shop three times?

[tender solstice]

Boll

[median shuttle]

THE BEAST AWAKENS HELP ME

[somber echo]

Oh no! Sending rescue towards you!

Bad news... It will be long...

[median shuttle]

Too late human, for i will inhabite him now. Comfortable bedding at last

[tender solstice]

stare

[dusky plaza]

unit is 0.2 seconds late with my food

[lethal birch]

She wasn't impressed by the bling I put on her

[dusky plaza]

yeah, should've given her treats instead

[winged tangle]

New Warhammer unit: Rock Pigeon
Value: 1000£+

[granite mica]

He didn't want me getting up today, but I must, the emperor needs me

[heady pecan]

I’ve wondered before

how do cats percieve us?

do they see us the same way we’d see a cow or an elephant? being a larger animal and all.

[median shuttle]

Human... it feeds me... i like human... but i am cat... i am # GOD #

[heady pecan]

lmao

[dark holly]

There's actually some reasoning to that.
Most animals, mammals at least, tend to use their own standards on us even if they see we're not cats, or whatever, since that's just their own parameters.
So, in a very, VERY vague and superficial observation, cats often treat their owner as a very, very bad cat. A BIG cat, and one that hopefully gives good scratches, but one that sleeps too much, can't hunt for shit and is slow and loud.

[inland moth]

and yet somehow never starves and always has food 🤔

also probably more like doesn't sleep enough :p

[dark holly]

It's a case by case basis

And still, cats kinda sleep for shorter times but more often, which is why they can often annoy sleeping owners or love to nap around during the day, so funnily enough even if the Big Cat slept for only like 5 hours at night they might still be sleeping too long for a cat's standards AND also not often enough.

I do love seeing how animals actually think, people often make the understandable but dangerous mistake of humanizing animal behaviour.
Actually studying that lets you understand, at least with the obvious degree of inaccuracy, what's going on in their head, and also how an animal actually expresses their own way of affection, which is often overly simplified to "cuddles" or "animals feel no love whatsoever".

[final fable]

I've heard somewhere that if you give cats treats right after you come back from work they can perceive you as a better hunter, cause after you returned you brought food, so you must've been out hunting

[dark holly]

Ah, I guess that might be the case. These kind of fun facts are always to be taken with a pinch of salt, but that's kinda funny.

[final fable]

Yeah I forgot to add that it might be completely wrong lol

Anyways, behold, my uncle's cat

[dark holly]

Very handsome, very very pretty yellow eyes

[final fable]

Rare footage of him not turning away from the camera

[final fable]

I'll let him know and give him some pets next time I see him

[earnest tundra]

Dogs Moment

[lethal birch]

my cat also does that while I'm on the computer

[night moon]

Look at my little doggo Gladys! Skyrim modding is beautiful

[median shuttle]

Ready for war

[night moon]

Yes yes! Killed many Bad guys! Doggo even has little puppet that I can throw!

[median shuttle]

[night moon]

Gladys puppet

[wild fog]

Head empty

[tender solstice]

kibby

[odd raptor]

such long whiskers!

[night moon]

The Whiskeys remind me of dwarfen beards

[tender solstice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/871807553389076530/1134628983900737686/PXL_20230723_171255750.jpg?ex=667aaa56&is=667958d6&hm=fda96dd042a1e412d14d9629723caaeb70342b52ecc21f9fc90c14d43b9a346b&

One of my neighbors dogs, Luna

Very cute, but not the brightest

[tender solstice]

Upside down

[next viper]

Is a cat not just a dwarf with four legs

[median shuttle]

Go on then rub his belly

[thorn cedar]

he is a rag doll at this point

[half fox]

answer his riddles three

[somber echo]

He looks like he has so much wisdom in him...

[odd raptor]

so fluffy 💕

[median shuttle]

WE NEED GUM REVEAL

[odd raptor]

flat pancake puppy 🥺

[median shuttle]

Puppy

[dark holly]

gorgeous little thing

[somber echo]

Very long

[tender solstice]

Loooong

[median shuttle]

Loooooong

[sudden stratus]

big stretch

[inland moth]

longe

[odd raptor]

chunky

[dusky plaza]

that kitteh definitely stole an extra ration or two in its life

[sweet sphinx]

A thing of beauty.

[somber echo]

beautiful cow

[honest terrace]

Not a pet but I do bird photography and this is a neat shot

[odd raptor]

What a nice shot! and bird is such a vivid blue ✨

[honest terrace]

This ones a little cleaner with better light, but no action

[karmic heart]

If I fits I sits

[cunning pivot]

Birthday Boy

[clear vessel]

I let her wear the coconut

[odd raptor]

doin the splits

[tropic rampart]

a little bimbly

[half fox]

hefty

[next viper]

Quick check the chonkometer

[half fox]

Oh he's healthy he's just a big cat. Pretty sure he's a Maine Coon cat

[next viper]

Yeah my friend had a cat like that too

He looked humongous, but it was just fluff

[next viper]

What’s a Maine coon?

[half fox]

Breed of cat

[dark holly]

Yeah, and if I remember cats right it's just a naturally big breed of cat.

[finite fable]

If I sits I’ll probably fits

[true lily]

Sleepy boi

[somber echo]

The goodest boy is hiding

[lethal birch]

He was actually waiting for me to let him out into the yard

[next viper]

He was hiding so you would leave the door to the yard open

Then he could sneak through

[sly forge]

Its useless to buy them toys, a small cardboard box and a fragment of plastic strap is peak happiness

[lilac sand]

my boi

[half fox]

he is a gummer

[tender solstice]

Gummer

[stuck rampart]

grandpa 🐱

[molten remnant]

Floof

[median shuttle]

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH

[odd raptor]

sneepy

[median shuttle]

Puppy

[median shuttle]

.catto

[tender solstice]

Cat sit (ish)

[median shuttle]

Nah it sits

[manic thistle]

HOUND!

https://tenor.com/view/war-hammer-hammer-gif-25704599

[cunning hull]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1053823148048527440/1198283981284704276/HoundJumpscare.gif

[tender solstice]

duckies 😊

[tropic ledge]

My dog may or may not be a psyker

[winter jackal]

with eyes like that the pupper could be a navigator XD

[next viper]

An oldie but a goodie

[median shuttle]

Gums

[manic thistle]

😳

[next viper]

YOU

[manic thistle]

😁

[shrewd sand]

More of my fluffy potato

[tender solstice]

Goose

[median shuttle]

Honk

[coarse cliff]

duck

[half fox]

this guy won't even pay rent what is his problem

[solemn fulcrum]

"why are you mad at me? i didnt do nothing" type of vibes

[median shuttle]

Drools everywhere

[cobalt juniper]

PSYKER DOGGY

[lofty viper]

Loaf

[median shuttle]

Bunny

[lofty viper]

Stimky loaf

[tender solstice]

loaf

[lofty viper]

Yess

Namoo blessings

[golden ore]

Mmmm dinner

[median shuttle]

Stimk em up

[waxen cloud]

Welp im stuck here...

[median shuttle]

That you are

[night moon]

Yesss!

[tender solstice]

loaf

[lofty viper]

Kitty

[tender solstice]

kibby

[stuck rampart]

gatto

[somber echo]

Wanted to take a pic because she looked cute and this happened

[tender solstice]

The face, lmao

[lone herald]

This is NOT my cat

[tender solstice]

not my cat

[solemn fulcrum]

hi not my cat

[lofty viper]

Not my cat

[tender solstice]

fren

[white kettle]

if not fren, why fren shaped

His got tzeentch corruption going on

[rigid osprey]

More like Slaanesh.

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammerfb/images/5/59/Mark_of_Slaanesh_(8th_Edition).png/revision/latest?cb=20211203051112

[coarse cliff]

Not a pet. Lil guy fell out of the nest and the dogs were messing with it so I'm taking care of it until the local wildlife rehab opens

[hybrid adder]

Baby loaf

[tender solstice]

loaf

[manic thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/bread-bread-ok-tiktok-gif-23253974

[lofty viper]

Chilling

[lofty viper]

Long loaf

[lofty viper]

I have a dog now

Rocky the bacon

Just like Namoo the loaf

[wild fog]

Our dumb old lady.

[drowsy leaf]

Toad

[night moon]

(Not my Cat)

[stuck rampart]

thats a fat froge 🐸

[half fox]

not a pet but a hawk next to my bus stop who was also screeching up a storm

[stuck rampart]

bro has a jungle bus stop

i envy this

[stuck rampart]

beautiful

[half fox]

It's a buffer between a railroad

[stuck rampart]

sexy

[tender solstice]

Has the bunny loaf approved of this new creature

[stuck rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scream-scary-memes-gif-19596874

[lofty viper]

Namoo was confused about Rocky

[tender solstice]

lol

[lofty viper]

He doesn't know what Rocky is too cuz he blind

So yeah

You can have baby Namoo tho

[tender solstice]

baby

❤️

[lofty viper]

Yeah then he got fat

[tender solstice]

laying behind my chair

I can't move

[lofty viper]

The loaf

[tender solstice]

I'm all ears

https://tenor.com/view/go-ahead-i'm-all-ears-gif-13982086349020782746

[lofty viper]

Food

[tender solstice]

eat.

[indigo saddle]

bunni 🥰

[lofty viper]

Eepy boy

[lofty viper]

More Rocky

[inland moth]

I AM DYING. CAUSE OF DEATH. FLOOF OVERDOSE.

LOOK AT HIM, HE IS POTATO

I AM KILL

[tender solstice]

dont kill, just pet

[inland moth]

no, I am kill

I am le ded

[median shuttle]

I IS DEADED

[tender solstice]

He is hiding

[lofty viper]

I wish to boop the snoot

[lofty parrot]

Be kind to the next psyker to combust. They might just be facing another type of little demon.

[median shuttle]

Yeah... deamons that turn your xbox off

[dire crystal]

Alas, I cannot show you my chaos pup, but I assure you she is cute

[tender solstice]

If you want to send it, dm it to me and I can post

but you'll be able to post in a little bit after being active for bit in this server

[dire crystal]

Ah oki! Will do

[tender solstice]

@dire crystal 's pet

very derpy, cute

the bed pic face

lol

the blep

[dire crystal]

My weird little Catie❤️

She wasn’t supposed to be up there but figured out how (as it’s 3ft up)

[half fox]

well good morning to you too beast

[stuck rampart]

the sniffer

[half fox]

@median shuttle does Kor sniff

[median shuttle]

No he doesnt

"The hel you ask me?"

[stuck rampart]

i got sniffed again today

[median shuttle]

Damn

[stuck rampart]

hard out here with my dior sauvage

[median shuttle]

Use Ulgo's, smell-of-nothing. He just doesnt have that strong of a smell on him. (For an ogryn)

[stuck rampart]

thank you but ill pass on smelling like an ogryn

[median shuttle]

Good, if you said yes i would have pointed it out.

[half fox]

the jungle where the hawk resides

[dire crystal]

I think my dog is running cat software

[lofty viper]

Eepy kitty

[cedar gorge]

My boi the Invader of personal space

[dire crystal]

lookit that goofy smile

[stuck rampart]

love the boomerang nose ❤️

[tall zenith]

Cute cat

[tender solstice]

Thank you

[median shuttle]

A HUG OMG I LOVE IT

[lofty viper]

He eepy

[tender solstice]

Eep

Tail straight out

[median talon]

why is he hugging it

[dire crystal]

Orange cat behavior

[tender solstice]

average orange cat

the one braincell

[wet sentinel]

No thoughts behind those eyes ✨

[golden ore]

Nothing against

But hes ugly 😂

I hate the snoot so much, bet hes a good boi

[next viper]

He’s adawable, I want to boop the snoot

[next viper]

This one got the cuddle brain cell

[next viper]

There are thoughts, but they are too inhuman for us to ever comprehend

[night moon]

Pablo is the GOAT

[solemn fulcrum]

computer powered by a cat

[dusky plaza]

if not for sits, why made of warm? 😼

[dusky plaza]

probably also cat: *go ahead, try and move me *

[somber echo]

New fren!! (found on the street's ground....) (cw: bug)

[cosmic pasture]

Is it missing its top right arm?

Also what is it?

[dire crystal]

Looks like a Cicada

[somber echo]

Yep! It was probably on the ground because of that

[tender solstice]

kibby

[wild fog]

Our cooking fat

Old cat :3

[next viper]

That is a small and very fluffy pc

[next viper]

Beard floof

[next viper]

What wattage does he produce?

[next viper]

He’s obviously the cooling system

The fluff that he sheds takes heat away from the rest of the computer

[solemn fulcrum]

plenty

[median shuttle]

Living her best life

[dire crystal]

yell

[median shuttle]

AAAAAA-

[half fox]

my son

[night moon]

"Clearly you dont own a air fryer"

[half fox]

He knows I do because he loves the sound

[night moon]

I like air fryer, good for making grilled cheese

[half fox]

🚙

[median shuttle]

GOOSE!

[night moon]

Looks like doggo is tired

[dire crystal]

She woke up and didn’t know who when what or where she is XD

[coarse cliff]

duck

[median shuttle]

Ooohh...

[plain birch]

me when I wake up (I have no idea what's going on)

[cobalt juniper]

Doggy

[dire crystal]

Pubby

[next viper]

He is……

Adaaable

[honest terrace]

@next viper

[wild fog]

Old picture of Mother Whiskey 😄

[next viper]

dies of cuteness overdose

[tender solstice]

The pink paint and flowers add so much, very majestic cat

Meanwhile, my cat

[wild fog]

Little beeeans!

[golden ore]

damn whiskey was one of the prettiest cats ive ever seen

[lofty viper]

Eepy loaf

[chrome dune]

The hare of darkness, meditating on how they will subjugate all non loafers

[sudden stratus]

why she clenching her fist like that

[stuck rampart]

primal fury

[dire crystal]

Baskin in the morning light

[wild fog]

Smug cat on the laundry. She claims it.

[next viper]

You were 6 minutes late for dinner

[next viper]

I for one welcome our new feline overlord

[half fox]

OLD BEAST BEHELD

[golden ore]

Asian garfield

He looks cuasian

[next viper]

PRAISE THE OMNISIAH

THIS ANCIENT BEAST HOLDS KNOWLEDGE LOST TO ALL

[half fox]

herbal essence

[next viper]

The magos biologis will be pleased

[foggy moon]

That kitty is a slaaneshi beast! Quick nab it before it makes people trip out!

[somber echo]

Head:empty
Plate:full
Meaning of life:understood

[median shuttle]

Does he drool more with catnip?

[half fox]

somehow no

[median shuttle]

Awww

[somber echo]

Stretchy

[median shuttle]

Cat is streching paws

[next viper]

By the omnisiah, he is stretchier then even the silly straws discovered in M37 by magos Phil

[next viper]

The eyes

[dire crystal]

Not a single thought in that head

[manic thistle]

Stoopid idiot cat

[half fox]

digital horror series monster

[median shuttle]

ARG moment

[next viper]

by the omnisiah, the stealth fields on this mechanical beast are more powerful then the blankets discovered last year by Magos bill

[earnest tundra]

Zooted off the Nyp on My Life

[cosmic pasture]

My aunt's pitbull

[dire crystal]

Baby

They look so silly

[cosmic pasture]

They are very silly

And stupid

[dire crystal]

Pitties normally have one braincell, and it’s bouncing around like the dvd screen

[cosmic pasture]

The braincell is resting right now

[manic thistle]

What the dog doin

[median shuttle]

Eepin

[tender solstice]

She's been here for hours while I'm darktiding

My legs are asleep, but it's for a great cause

For the emperuh

[next viper]

The emperor blesses all who legs fall asleep as begs for kitties

[median shuttle]

DUCK

[half fox]

old

[dire crystal]

scrunkle

[median shuttle]

Senior citizen detected

[next viper]

By the omnisiah, he’s older then the manufactorums on mars

Made by magos Kevin during the age of strife

[balmy pine]

Twink ainz

[median shuttle]

If he truly was a twink he would be a threat

[tender solstice]

Egg head dorn

[tender solstice]

Lizard 😊

[golden ore]

Hes pancake

Lizrd

[tender solstice]

So cute

[tender solstice]

what is it's name?

[golden ore]

Pancake

Pet shop lizard i named him

[tender solstice]

That's amazing

he's literally pancake

[golden ore]

Idk hes a lizard

I visited him lots in petshop idk

He was fond of me though after some time he recognised me

[tender solstice]

That's cute

[golden ore]

This is why hes named pancake

[tender solstice]

the majestic sunbathing pancake lizard

[golden ore]

The bird is mine

[tender solstice]

birb

[golden ore]

Yes

Angry asshole

He is very cute but bites like a cunt

[tender solstice]

bite him back

chicken nugget

[golden ore]

He likes chicken nuggies

Always steals some from the plate and flies away

Asshole once fell cause it was too heavy

[tender solstice]

the theif

lmao

karma

[golden ore]

Whatever food im eating he flies to the table and wants sum too

Ill put him in the oven once

Jks he might outlive me

[median shuttle]

Just do like that rockstar with the bat. (The animal bat)

[golden ore]

what

[median shuttle]

Eat the birds head

[golden ore]

No thanks you special uggo

You mean ozzy

[heady pecan]

for those of you all who have or have had more than one cat simultaneously have you ever watch cats, one will be eating food, sleep, cleaning themselves whatever.

and the other will stare intensly, raise their paw in slow motion and suddenly slap the hell out of the one who's distracted.

it's very funny

[golden ore]

cats are a menace

thats why i have a floof

goodest boi

[crimson estuary]

Got some nurglets in my window well

[median shuttle]

Yes

[median shuttle]

THAT A GROGGING FROG?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[crimson estuary]

TOAD

[median shuttle]

OH NO

PLAGUE TOAD!

[median shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-turns-around-runs-away-oops-meme-scared-kid-gif-25656420

[crimson estuary]

Got three of em in there. Wart, Guh, and Sluggard

[median shuttle]

FROG SOMETIME EXPLODE! WHY YOU KEEP DANGER?!

[golden ore]

Sounds right

Are you french?

I huess they wouldnt taste gd

They ugl as crap how are u even enjoying them

They look ugly as hell 😂

[median shuttle]

NOT UGLY! SCARY LOOKING!

[half fox]

no brain

[earnest tundra]

Only Cat

Only cat in cats head

[weary dirge]

Brother’s dogs

[frosty herald]

Kittens for days

[lofty viper]

Sleepy boy

[next viper]

And so the frog stood guard for millennia, vowing to never let the great evil he protected to ever be released

That was until he faced the flyborn

He who dies yet lives

[next viper]

By the omnisiah, his head is so empty, no wonder this sight inspired Magos Stacy to invent servitors back in M20

[half fox]

I'm so glad you keep using very normal names

[next viper]

Why of course, most archmagos’s adopt ridiculous names after they are ordained to sound more mystic. Cawls original name was Brody

[cyan sparrow]

He fell to Chaos.

[next viper]

A found of KHORNE

[tender solstice]

@gilded dome

[outer elk]

Let's go

Oh wait I can't post images in here yet lol

[wild fog]

Fat cat belly

[median shuttle]

Cat

[wild fog]

Little miss Luna Splodge

[median shuttle]

I have Hermione. Cept shes a deamoness

[hybrid adder]

I sat next to her and she reached her paw out to touch me and fell right back to sleep 🥹

[lofty viper]

eepy girl

[next viper]

Daw I love when animals do cute things like that

My cousins Doberman likes to hug my arms when I stop giving chin scratches

[visual parrot]

Tzeentch has a new follower

[next viper]

This cat is adorable

[odd raptor]

sneepy little daisy

[median shuttle]

AWW THATS ADORABLE

[harsh sentinel]

Got her haircut

[golden ore]

Birb!

Is he an annoying ringneck? I kniw some that never stop talking 😂

[half fox]

grab

[velvet goblet]

https://youtube.com/shorts/m63x3CUpDMQ?si=D0nX9sSKDEzPekY8

(Not my pet, just a funny video)

[tender solstice]

toilet cat

toit

calet

[rustic grove]

The Piss Guardian.

[half fox]

answer its riddles and you may piddle

[next viper]

By the omnisiah! He’s fluffier then the wigs discovered by Magos John

[reef verge]

This is felix (left) and gotrek (right)

[thin brook]

So many cute creatures

[tender solstice]

@astral moss

[visual parrot]

I see cockatiel, I heart. What breed is Gotrek?

[next viper]

how many daemons have these two intrepid warriors slain?

[reef verge]

Gotrek is a Kakariki! They're a new Zealand breed

[reef verge]

A mere one quadrillion probably

[median shuttle]

Happy puppy is a good puppy

[tender solstice]

cat gaming

what class do they play

[tender solstice]

that looks like a psyker player

cute and mellow

[tender solstice]

The eyebrow raise

lmao

[quaint wharf]

I play psyker lol

[tender solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-sus-the-rock-meme-sus-cat-sus-the-rock-sus-meme-gif-23523958

eyebrow cat

[quaint wharf]

Yup haha

[sudden stratus]

Bro is schleepin hard

[median shuttle]

Adorable. Competitive eeping.

[dire crystal]

The missile is eepy

[lofty viper]

Dog

[tender solstice]

dog

[lofty viper]

The all mighty Namoo the loaf

[golden ore]

fatass

[lofty viper]

Chonky

10% bunny 90% loaf

[indigo saddle]

The goofball Myrtle is ready to purge some heretics

[dire crystal]

Deer

Doe

[stuck rampart]

deerdoedoodeerdo

[tender solstice]

dogs

pupper

[crimson spruce]

they're like very chilled bears in my eyes

[tender solstice]

Yup, I know that feeling

Here is Riley

he's only 140 pounds

[crimson spruce]

the sweater is perfect the most any of my dogs would allow was my doberman letting me give him reindeer ears for all of 10 mins

[tender solstice]

my labs would freeze

and pretend not being able to walk

[crimson spruce]

THEY ALL GET JUMPERS OML

[tender solstice]

lol

[crimson spruce]

also is he a newfie?

[tender solstice]

Yes

only like 50%

[crimson spruce]

that explains the chunkiness lol

[tender solstice]

Yup

a large boi

not very smart though

[crimson spruce]

i cant tell if mine is smart or not he barks if anything in the house is out of place e.g i changed a fridge magnet and spent 5 hours wondering why he was barking at the fridge so thats kinda smart? i think

on the other hand tho he keeps knocking the baby gate off and the barking at it like a ghost did it

[tender solstice]

mine tries to chase birds and attempts to jump a 9 foot fence

he doesnt get enough height for that

[crimson spruce]

i dont think mine has the confidence for that, he has picked up a new habit tho barking at silent planes and stars...

first dog ive ever had that thinks stars are intruders

The one on the left was taken last june and the one on the right was January

[wintry nebula]

Stars are intruders

Thousands of cold eyes looking down on us with envy.

[crimson spruce]

never thought of it like that damn, we see pretty lights they see eldritch horrors covering the sky

👍

[oblique compass]

Miss my lab, she loved running around in the snow and jumping in rivers.

[crimson spruce]

adorable

[wintry nebula]

The sun is not a star. The Sun is a generous mother that shares her light and warmth will all. The stars, the stars are cold and though the fill the sky they don’t offer their light to brighten our nights. They are at best indifferent but most are cruel spectators to our suffering as we shiver in the shadows from which their creations emerge to haunt us, to hunt us.

Your doggo though is blessed.

It lays basks in the sun’s raise for hours at a time to show its thanks to Our Mother and so is blessed.

[hushed jolt]

bnuy nugget

[stuck rampart]

that thing is cute as hell

[hushed jolt]

Netherland Dwarf, maybe 3/4 weeks old?

[stuck rampart]

precious creature

[dire crystal]

Smol

Very litol

[golden ore]

is that the shepperd?

THE kavkaz?

[golden ore]

mine barks infinitely in the storm, he hears or sees a lightning and its like hell let loose we have to babysit him in the garage through nights

[crimson spruce]

big ol Caucasian shepherd ye

[golden ore]

looks a lil mixed but they are very cute

or its the camera that makes him look so smol

i love the pupper he is so ugly xD

[indigo saddle]

Commissar Tucker demands snacks as penance for heretical statements!

[stuck rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/win-food-goals-dog-satisfied-gif-5295992

[cunning pivot]

Mine prefers the floor over his bed

[cunning hull]

Worshipper of Khorne

[rustic grove]

Tree cat.

[visual parrot]

New member aboard the Morningstar. Mango the Caique.

[next viper]

We welcome you soldier

Also he looks like a silly Birb

[visual parrot]

He is. Caiques are the clowns of the bird world.

[next viper]

Blood for the blood his indeed little one

[dire crystal]

Long day of being cute

[tender solstice]

eepy

[harsh sentinel]

Its not like my feet need to go there or anything...

[inland moth]

The look in their eyes, "Yes, I know. Well? Go on."

[half fox]

his toy

[dire crystal]

Scrunkly boi

[next viper]

By the omnisiah that toy looks more entertaining then the rug rata found by magos Brad in m37

[next viper]

Also he looks so sentido

[visual parrot]

“I cast Doombolt! That’s AP 1, you don’t get a save roll.”

[lofty viper]

Eepy loaf

[next viper]

But my iron breakers have. 2+ reroll able

[visual parrot]

Oslo the Lord of Change: “Noooo!!! Not as planned!”

[next viper]

Behold my dwarven might

I’m 80% sure my dog is a dwarf

He’s got a beard, he likes to dig, he hates rats, and he has a massive grudge against the dog next door

[upper tundra]

The decay consumes

My favorite little cinderblock

[tender solstice]

doog

[next viper]

Sentido

He is adawable

[quaint shoal]

Why can't I send pictures? Isn't this for showing off our pets 😂

[tender solstice]

Since you are new to the server you need to wait until you get the role to send pics. Just talk a little bit and you'll get it soon

boll

[next viper]

Round

[coarse cliff]

One of the ducks just ran off my big dog by rolling up and pecking him straight in the asshole

NEVER seen anything like it

[next viper]

That ducks got spirit

[next viper]

Do you name your ducks?

[coarse cliff]

Charlie and Pepper. Coincidentally, Pepper is the spicy one

[next viper]

I guess you can say pepper is a firebrand

[devout wedge]

I love that fur creature

[quaint shoal]

Ahh I see thanks boss 😂

[tender solstice]

[rancid spoke]

Pitbulls are cinderblocks given life and they're so damn cute at it

[dire crystal]

My aunt’s pittie

He is so dumb, silly, sweet, and scared of everything

His name is peanut and he weights 100+ lbs

[clever tree]

dogs like that scare me

[tender solstice]

I can't find my dog, he is hiding

[hybrid adder]

She craves the Dew

[devout wedge]

The fur children yearn for the dew

This was my fur baby, she’s gone now but she was the best.

[topaz sun]

I love my lil bro Maximus

[coarse cliff]

Luv me duks
Simple as

[coarse cliff]

We have eggs!

[dire crystal]

Catie would like to show you her new toy

[lofty viper]

Butt

[lofty viper]

Rocky

[lofty viper]

Sleepy boy

Here Namoo too

[inland moth]

NAMOO?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GAkmXcWoa4

[rancid spoke]

I wanna get a pitbull eventually and name it karl barx

[wet thicket]

Ace 😄

[rancid spoke]

This is my dog, Carolina Girl and today or maybe tomorrow may be her last day. She was the first dog I had ever since I was about 4 or 5 years old 😢

[dire crystal]

such a sweet scrunkly girl. she looks like she had a wonderful life with you.

[rancid spoke]

She was seizing on the floor earlier this morning, and I thought she was sprinting to the rainbow bridge I was hoping that she would outlive us all out of pure spite lol

[dire crystal]

oh dear. i'm so sorry

[dire crystal]

My cat’s a little weird

[tender solstice]

I turn around to find him just sitting there

[inland moth]

MENACINGLY

[lofty viper]

Silly dogo

[white gale]

@candid plume he's on the right

[candid plume]

halfcrab

[white gale]

I love my plushies

[candid plume]

your plushie-wushies?

[white gale]

[hybrid adder]

The stinkvermin has returned to hamper my work once again

[lofty viper]

Eepy loaf

[formal brook]

It's national Mochi day, so here's Mochi.

[next viper]

I need more pics of this lad

[next viper]

Is that a schnauzer?

[harsh sentinel]

No it's a bernadoodle but she just got a haircut

[next viper]

Ah

[next viper]

Gah

So cute

I love the bear floof

[dire crystal]

So this my gerbil
His name is Augustus Octavian

[tender solstice]

gerbil

[dire crystal]

He is very rotund

And here he is on I’m his gotcha day enjoying his ‘cake’

[inland moth]

He is a very small potato

[dire crystal]

He currently weighs about 2.8 oz a little big man

[rustic grove]

Shrimp.

[golden ore]

I had those at some many many time ago

Very cute

[coarse cliff]

It appears that the ducks require more calcium

[next viper]

I ain’t no expert on eggs but I’m pretty sure they ain’t supposed to be squishy

[sudden stratus]

Squishy

[dire crystal]

He need some milk

[lusty valley]

The fabled soft egg

[quaint shoal]

forgot this one

[coarse cliff]

The dogs found my duck eggs, ate ALL OF THEM and promptly vomited in the hallway because they were too rich

[next viper]

By the omnisiah those purs are more demanding then the automated inspiration buzzers discovered by Magos Gilbert in the 36tb millennium

[quaint shoal]

duck eggs, huh....

[coarse cliff]

yes, much richer than chicken eggs

[quaint shoal]

would i have to go directly to a farmer to buy these? never seen

[coarse cliff]

you can probably find them at a local farmer's market

most grocery stores won't have duck eggs

you can eat them scrambled or as an omelete, but I recommend using them for different recipes that call for eggs

[quaint shoal]

do you think they would make cookies become creamier and thicker and nicer and better....

[coarse cliff]

I was planning on making zucchini bread for my friends

yes its a much richer and sweeter egg

[quaint shoal]

because i´ve had crumbl cookies this week and i´ve been wondering how they get them like that, maybe that could be a way to trump them. i can´t have a chain be better cooks/bakers than me.

[coarse cliff]

any recipe that calls for 2 chicken eggs can probably be done with 1 duck egg

[quaint shoal]

sweeter too...

ok i will keep my eyes out, or ask around on the next farmers market, because i´ve just never seen those

i ordinate you a medal for this valuable intel

[inland moth]

Eh, crumbl cookies are meh

very expensive for what the yare

would legit just rather a pack of oreos xd

[quaint shoal]

did you know that oreo is the ripoff?

hydrox was the original

[inland moth]

Yeh

[quaint shoal]

even though it was a lot better, because it was made with actual sugar

ok ok 🙂

i used to like oreos but ever since i found out about this i just couldn´t anymore

[inland moth]

Eh, you are right in that Oreos are better. If someone makes a product but someone else makes a better product, its only natural that the better one should win. TBH the issue with "ripoffs" in general is that they often are not better, but end up winning out anyways because of other, less legitimate reasons.

[quaint shoal]

no i said hydrox was better

they used real sugar and not this strange american corn syrup

oreo managed to convince everyone that they were the original, and hydrox was the ripoff

the psychopath in me secretly admires this feat, honestly

[inland moth]

Ahh, well I hate to say this but alot of people in america like the corn syrup sweetener better- myself included. Especially in sodas, real sugar gives this sort of grainy feel that I really dislike. Smooth corn syrup goes down nicer- and its cheaper too.

That said for some things real sugar is better- like Coke. For some reason real sugar coke is just so much better than normal coke. But for pepsi its the opposite, normal syrup pepsi is wahayyy better than the real sugar stuff

[quaint shoal]

degenerates

anyway i just checked how much munchkin cats cost near pittsburgh. i knew getting one would be expensive but i didnt think THIS expensive

[dire crystal]

All that for a genetic mutation.

[placid hound]

It's still cheaper than a months rent in NYC

[cunning hull]

One night in a NYC Airbnb or the scrunkly

[half fox]

that's not a pillow

[sonic crypt]

for cats anything is a pillow/bed

[next viper]

By the ommnisiah it’s comfier then the pillows discovered by Magos Ben in the 34th millennium

[dire crystal]

typical orange behavior

[cunning hull]

Also not a pillow

[dire crystal]

lap comfy

[indigo saddle]

Neighbor's puppi loves rolling around in the grass 🥰

(she's 13, but still acts like a puppy)

[inland moth]

All doggos are puppers at heart < 3

[hallow jay]

Dog