darktide-fan-art

[final mountain]

I don't like it when it's my fault only other people are inferior type conversation

[empty musk]

nice my group just has a quotes channel that is just filled with things that will make you question our sanity

[final mountain]

Couldn't be that bad

[digital bane]

Why quote when can simply pin

[empty musk]

hold

[digital bane]

Still hate you for reminding me of toaster jokes

[final mountain]

get runted you iphone 15 toaster

[digital bane]

Ok fungus

[empty musk]

"I will go in rough unlubed and you will scream" "I wore a blister into my finger from jacking the action so much" "I just want to smack him in the head with a hand full of my grated nob cheese" "pleasure bus = mobile rape dungeon" here are some of the quotes my mates have said

[runic folio]

find the emperor.

[digital bane]

Ooohhh the sexual tension between my crucis and loner's skull

[final mountain]

honestly i've become so numb to the the pain i don't even register these anymore

[empty musk]

i just find them funny

we really dont have a border for jokes amongst my mates so

[final mountain]

Oh trust me I can tell any joke flies right

[empty musk]

yep

[final mountain]

Attach enough wings on it and it will fly eventually they say

[empty musk]

the thing is there are so many more quotes and so many more which arent recorded its great

[final mountain]

i can definitely tell you, your group seems to be a form of rather quiet questionable quotes

[empty musk]

that puts it realllly lightly

[digital bane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1128780682416631850/1161741104933253120/album.gif?ex=653966b7&is=6526f1b7&hm=d9661eb36e54282d7732d51d6e2419703a17a7e7b0876b79b2153cc2ee044308&

[empty musk]

those arent even the worst ones

[final mountain]

You don't have to send me those because I know it gets worse it's like the warhammer 40K universe

[empty musk]

ye i aint

[final mountain]

It can't get worse right?

yes it can get worse

[empty musk]

so much worse

[cosmic mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/benny-fallout-fallout-new-vegas-what-in-the-goddamn-confusion-gif-24924085

[empty musk]

dumb shit my friends have said

there is an entire discord group thing just for those

[digital bane]

You're too old for that

[final mountain]

grandma please sit down before we have to hit you with the thunder hammer again

[empty musk]

its probobly worse i find most of the quotes funny isnt it

[cosmic mesa]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1046914161923334214/1123609358052376706/yes.gif

[dusty fiber]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/735819155608961044/1088168572758528040/A1076E8E-B0DF-40D1-B66F-2D9C45D99527.gif

[final mountain]

you spend enough time in the internet your humor will become more broken than assail so eh

[hot orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-ogryn-bernie-gif-27192884

[digital bane]

[empty musk]

not wrong mine broke a long ass time ago

[final mountain]

same here same here

[digital bane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1128780682416631850/1161736609083965492/album.gif?ex=65396287&is=6526ed87&hm=e8dce46d3e424c1d104a34fa2a09b65c0231393c2f937282fdeb5e4f2decb2bf&

[empty musk]

god why

[digital bane]

God why not

[final mountain]

my humor is broken but not so broken that i lost my dignity laughing at something like that

[empty musk]

correct my generations humor is ....... questionable

[digital bane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1128780682416631850/1161761220592943104/album.gif?ex=65397973&is=65270473&hm=831f399d372e64b6a0f7e4ef4aca25b46f750d1cbd45db10a151277dc842374a&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1128780682416631850/1161756446300577862/album.gif?ex=65397501&is=65270001&hm=210d0f4e85ead7ff32fb51bfb8a3e3c19d425457f7fef60e19b6021767084edf&

[fleet path]

Man the dogs in Beta... That was fun sometimes just seeing them yeet off into space.

[digital bane]

They still do

[fleet path]

Not to the same extent..

[digital bane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1053823148048527440/1159635427804852294/dt20.mp4?ex=653af826&is=65288326&hm=d94ebccd10787488495961816910299bff6f8ee47b57f48626727875e8f8ec0e&

But kinda

[hot orchid]

https://medal.tv/games/geforce-now/clips/JMqKw-BDKZl5_/d1337bI5gqhU?invite=cr-MSxNUkwsMTI2ODQ4Mjc1LA

[rapid elbow]

Beating deamon host is my pasion

[digital bane]

Sure

Lets put you to the hospital bed

[rapid elbow]

Oi I thought you want me dead

[digital bane]

Not unless i say so

[rapid elbow]

Hhh let me be strangled by a possessed woman

[digital bane]

Just come to my flat lmao

[rapid elbow]

Hm I fortgot it was that simple

[digital bane]

[rapid elbow]

Good bye everyone nice to meet ya all

[onyx raft]

It's not my fault.

[ember leaf]

I poorly drew a psyker outfit onto a squirrel, dunno if this counts as art or a meme

[rapid elbow]

Of course this is art

[crimson reef]

BY THE THRONE! A FEMBOY PSKYER!??!

[ember leaf]

Thanks

[crimson reef]

BY THE THRONE A SQUIRREL PSKYER?!

[digital bane]

I want to eat him

[crimson reef]

You get warp magic powers tho

[rapid elbow]

No they don't

[digital bane]

Not if i'll kill myself right after

[crimson reef]

[ember leaf]

Is that? Good?

[ionic hatch]

Peak psyker performance

[digital bane]

You like being eaten alive?

[ember leaf]

No

[crimson reef]

That’s a kink called Vo-BANG

[final mountain]

for 5 minutes 5 minutes can you look at a living thing and not eat it

[digital bane]

[digital bane]

Wrong

[ember leaf]

[digital bane]

[onyx raft]

Yep.

That's not the only pic I've shared of him.

[crimson reef]

Damn he kinda

[glacial marsh]

he has the asthetic I aspire to achieve

[final mountain]

Gary, please don't tell me you want yourself to get shot by the entirety of this chat again

[crimson reef]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-obi-wan-ben-kanobi-famous-quote-darth-vader-gif-19790558

Let them come I’m ready

[hot orchid]

Not me, I'm in agreement

[glacial marsh]

correct me if I'm wrong but he has denji as his profile picture, do you expect him not to be down bad?

[final mountain]

it's not really my thing so yeah sure

[crimson reef]

He just like me fr

[glacial marsh]

Preach

[final mountain]

i expected down bad not down the marianna trench

[onyx raft]

That braid goes down to his knees

[uncut crown]

“You ain’t built for this Hive war, freak”

[hot orchid]

[hot orchid]

Ver long

[onyx raft]

zaps

keeps zapping

ZAP

[crimson reef]

HOLY EMPEROR THATS HOT

CALL ME A SLAANESH CULTIST

[digital bane]

Why am i summoned by all that heretical shit just to get more angry

You want me to turn into a khorne daemon or what

[crimson reef]

https://tenor.com/view/hahaha-togepi-tooki-bri-pokemon-evil-laugh-gif-7229163

[digital bane]

Still need to finish the khornussy tho

I mean corrupted vayron

[digital bane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1128786267778318470/1161384095796961380/vay_mem3.png?ex=65381a39&is=6525a539&hm=c64568fa1f6aa9cd8f57640d746dd8b63362d0e003640172fd02dd2e7fcdfa7d&

I will not elaborate

[digital bane]

[dusty fiber]

[digital bane]

[onyx raft]

And the Psykers are somehow the problem. >.>

[digital bane]

Yes

[onyx raft]

Uh huh. :v

Says the person talking about Khornussy. :V

[onyx raft]

I'm getting moar. :v

[clear flax]

https://tenor.com/view/vorzek-vorzneck-oglg-og-lol-gang-gif-24901093

[digital bane]

Yes lmao always better than other things

[digital bane]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-cat-slap-cat-gif-22044106

[hot orchid]

Do send

[onyx raft]

Psykers are the sexist.

[onyx raft]

Well after the spicy Alt is drawn I'll find out where in the line I am. OoO

[digital bane]

Yes i am sexist
Especially towards freaks such as psykers

👍

[onyx raft]

I meant sexiest. But talk to text doesn't like me or the radio.

Look. The ranking is simple.

[digital bane]

You use voice to text?

[onyx raft]

Psykers>Veterans>Ogryns>Priests.

[onyx raft]

When I'm at work.

[digital bane]

A

[onyx raft]

It's easier using talk to text while driving a gator in the middle of an Orange Grove.

[digital bane]

Never used it because is fuck up words

[onyx raft]

It. Does! :V

But it's also more convenient than driving down a hill and text at the same time.

[digital bane]

Id rather just use voice messages than voice to text

[onyx raft]

I only need to put the phone down when I need to spray a young tree.

[final mountain]

it's a lot easier to do on a computer, considering that I type rather slowly

phone quality mics aren't really the best

[digital bane]

I type faster than my brain build sentences

[final mountain]

says the mechanicus worshipper

[digital bane]

I simply accepted that i can't write anymore lol

[digital bane]

Fym

[digital bane]

You when you

And then

Then you

When

[final mountain]

yeah time to get the EMP grenade again

[digital bane]

Holdon im thinking

[hot orchid]

I approve of these rankings

[crimson reef]

Indeed send nud- I mean dudes

[digital bane]

You should be thanking gods that i'm at uni rn so i can't draw good shit because i got only paper and pen

[final mountain]

nah I don't think I will

[digital bane]

Huh

[onyx raft]

That's the Spicy Alt.

[crimson reef]

[onyx raft]

Should be done sometime tonight.

[glacial marsh]

Wouldn't that be the same thing in this situation though

[crimson reef]

I guess so

[hot orchid]

https://twitter.com/Hugo_Llera/status/1712870532704546827?t=Te2cHIwygOS9q3wvMZIc9Q&s=19

Ah rip no embeds

It's an animation in the Tartakovsky style for 40k

[digital bane]

yum

[timid zinc]

i wonder

https://fxtwitter.com/Hugo_Llera/status/1712870532704546827?t=Te2cHIwygOS9q3wvMZIc9Q&s=19

try using fx when using twitter links, should embed at least for mobile

[hot orchid]

Thanks

It's a lil confusing

[rapid elbow]

Hey @primal abyss what you mean?

[digital bane]

Simp

He's a simp

That's all

[rapid elbow]

Imagine being simp for psyker

[digital bane]

Brian damageg imo

[rapid elbow]

Hmmmm and who said that

[digital bane]

I never simped for him compared to some other person lol

[primal abyss]

pepper is crumchy

[rapid elbow]

Hm

[digital bane]

[rapid elbow]

[primal abyss]

i am also a simp for fictional dudes w so so so so many issues

like "i could fix him but whatever's wrong with him is so much more interesting"

[digital bane]

Another competition and i barely got rid of one already

Im out

No more strenght

Bury me alive

Whatever

[rapid elbow]

Gae

[hot orchid]

[rapid elbow]

Uh huh sexy pose but i see little disproportions with hamds

[digital bane]

Fuck off let him cook

[hot orchid]

Me sketch quick like before bed

Trying to get the pose down

[digital bane]

It good

[rapid elbow]

Ye it's good but

But hand

[hot orchid]

I'll get around to it in like 3 weeks

[rapid elbow]

I know bro

And you're great, keep going

[digital bane]

Stop it we know you like hands but let him cook

[rapid elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/kira-gif-19824177

Ok

[jaunty bough]

i wanna eat some sandwich

[crimson reef]

Pox Mommy

[digital bane]

im gonna cry when i'll get to shading it (hate that shit) but for now it fun

[unique yoke]

what's a trooper got to do to get a Felinid Commissar around here?

[digital bane]

its not a felinid

tbh even owner can't tell what mix of species it is

but i like how colors are natural and not fuckass neon 😩

[zealous cosmos]

good luck soldier

[digital bane]

ok its going somewhere

[hot orchid]

The gold is super pretty

[runic folio]

What the dog doing

[digital bane]

not even a dog

[hybrid glade]

misshapen monstrosity

[digital bane]

yOUR MOM-

[dull sapphire]

turn off your screen

[hybrid glade]

haters smh

[distant bluff]

Looks frickin awesome

[dull sapphire]

tried use drawing tablet IN SO MUCH PAIN

[rapid elbow]

So true bro

[dull sapphire]

os forgot to add hair

[rapid elbow]

Fuck it

who needs hair?

[digital bane]

no drivers?

[dull sapphire]

fym

[digital bane]

pressure etc

[dull sapphire]

o

yeah turned that off

[digital bane]

[dull sapphire]

i think

idk what im doing damn

[dull sapphire]

fuxed a bit Idk I give up

[cosmic mesa]

LEG

[digital bane]

[timid zinc]

put some meat on them legs

[versed grove]

no

[spark sigil]

Imma draw the evilest thing imaginable

Hadron being nice

[dreamy hedge]

https://youtu.be/g1FmcSepfOs?si=HxC6MQ878lQPzyvB

@spark sigil

[spark sigil]

<wheeze>

[distant bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/lord-of-the-rings-do-i-have-to-sigh-but-why-gif-19898665

[dreamy hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/uno-reverse-card-gif-24856155

[sick dirge]

MUTANT!

[distant bluff]

But look at how fluffy they are- let it slide. They have a bolter what the fuck are we gonna do about it

[river sorrel]

Fur the Emeror!

[lone valve]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/971989041107071096/1047731231573409842/image0.gif

[digital bane]

You can use it on my next comm that is felinid SoB corrupted by nurgle

[analog shoal]

shi igth

[digital bane]

HUH

[wooden plover]

Oh my

Boys we got a mutie

[digital bane]

my brother in the emperor look into a mirror

also

shading in progress + nurgle corrupted kitty sororita

[crimson reef]

POX FELINE MOMMY

[digital bane]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[strong zenith]

He likes them smelling rancid it seems.

[digital bane]

[cosmic mesa]

What in the fuck-

[final mountain]

Classic art chat

[strong zenith]

The decay consOOOOOMS

[zealous cosmos]

sure

[digital bane]

Always misread that as "Glock or cock"

[digital bane]

Cumsums one might say

[final mountain]

Oh will you look at that it's spreading

[strong zenith]

[digital bane]

[final mountain]

Slowly does the rot of sanity spread

[digital bane]

[rapid elbow]

[digital bane]

nO

DONT

[final mountain]

do it

[digital bane]

No

[strong zenith]

What's the worst that can happen?

[rapid elbow]

[final mountain]

vincent's arm getting bitten off

[digital bane]

[rapid elbow]

Nothing new to be honest

[digital bane]

Day like any other huh

[final mountain]

Yeah arms are replaceable

[digital bane]

So are you

[rapid elbow]

[digital bane]

[digital bane]

Fym

Why use that

[rapid elbow]

Sinister option so I used it

Because

Yeah I can

[digital bane]

Do you are have stupid

[strong zenith]

He really wants that arm removed

[rapid elbow]

Yes I have bottle of cider

[final mountain]

Par for the course

[digital bane]

Get me some beer i beg

[digital bane]

Daily activities

[rapid elbow]

What will I get?

[digital bane]

You will not get beaten to death

[strong zenith]

Over exposure leads a man down the path of tolerance. This isn't very Imperatus of you.

[digital bane]

Ive read that 3 times

Got lost even more

Im a very smooth brained creature you see

[strong zenith]

How smooth we talking?

[digital bane]

You ever saw chicken breast

[final mountain]

Smooth enough that sandpaper feels like cotton

[digital bane]

Not far from truth

[strong zenith]

Holy shit

[digital bane]

Fucker delete it

[rapid elbow]

[digital bane]

Walking embarassment

Jesus christ

Get out of that server

[strong zenith]

My mind now stings with forbidden knowledge. The peril of the warp consumes me.

[digital bane]

I want to die

[strong zenith]

Woe is me

[rapid elbow]

Same

[digital bane]

[rapid elbow]

Kids in fucking train

[final mountain]

as an ork the ways of the weird boy has allowed me to become numb to this knowledge

[rapid elbow]

Emperor is fast

[digital bane]

Learn to spell

[rapid elbow]

Can't

[digital bane]

Fuck

[strong zenith]

[strong zenith]

Roleplay in-game properly, and use voice chat to verbally harass Psykers.

[digital bane]

why in game when i can do that irl

not only verbally

[strong zenith]

By the Throne

[digital bane]

based huh

[strong zenith]

Based on a lead pipe no less

[final mountain]

Time to further update the list in the future I suppose

[digital bane]

my god he uses paint again

[digital bane]

carbon based

[final mountain]

the power i wield is above you the moment i use this contraption

[digital bane]

youre right i have a fever and cant understand shit youre saying

[rapid elbow]

[strong zenith]

[rapid elbow]

Your brain is red?

[digital bane]

fuck you think brain is

[rapid elbow]

It might be cancer

[digital bane]

[rapid elbow]

Brain is basically pink

[digital bane]

well its hot and fast thats why its red

[rapid elbow]

If they're red that means you have stroke and have lots of hematomas

[strong zenith]

Me trying to comprehend this schizo shit

[digital bane]

why intelligent words i cant read

[final mountain]

because you dumb AS FU-

[digital bane]

you think that why my deafult name is

[digital bane]

true

not arguing

[strong zenith]

I understand now

[strong zenith]

I hath the urge to draw. But darktide urge is stronger

[digital bane]

i have the urge to uhhh

[rapid elbow]

Hey hey don't talk to them like that. Only i can do that

[final mountain]

here

[digital bane]

what does it even mean

[rapid elbow]

Dumbass fanatic

[rapid elbow]

Here here I'll buy you beer later

[digital bane]

i got dizzy reading red on white

jesus

[strong zenith]

Batista bomb his ass

[digital bane]

i feel my brain frying itself

i gOT REMINDED OF A

ZEALOT PENICE

DRAWING

[digital bane]

[rapid elbow]

My eyes hurt when I see white

Egh

[digital bane]

@dull sapphire i wjejkheaghdndjcshekd

[rapid elbow]

Fucking migraine

[final mountain]

weaklings

[digital bane]

i read eg gh

[digital bane]

silence youngling

[rapid elbow]

Go watch purple

[dull sapphire]

the what

[digital bane]

penice

[rapid elbow]

Penice

Show

I mean

KUDYSTZRAASYXYV

[digital bane]

i scREAMED LAUGHING AND IM NOT ALLOWED TO, FUCK

[rapid elbow]

Drawing

[dull sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-unzip-gif-13354608

OOO i see

[digital bane]

nOT THAT

[rapid elbow]

NOT LIKE THIS BALDFUCK

[digital bane]

https://tenor.com/view/haaugh-gif-25992068

char rn

t

[final mountain]

the artwork where it looks like the guy is on heroin and crack

[strong zenith]

This is getting heretical.

[digital bane]

PENICE

im hungry now thanks

[rapid elbow]

God I wish I can

[final mountain]

you're talking to two psykers, a malfunctioning mechanicus zealot, and an ork that lives in the vents, and you're a literal knight that eats people

i don't know how this is surprising to you

[digital bane]

i just hehe and i want to consume

[strong zenith]

So true besty, I'm deranged now

[digital bane]

always have been

[rapid elbow]

Wait who is second psyker

[digital bane]

whos bald

[rapid elbow]

A

I forgor

[digital bane]

[final mountain]

crack ass

who else am i referring to

[rapid elbow]

I thought it's about me and my another personallities

[digital bane]

iWHEEZED SO HARD IND MY THROAT IS RIPPED IN HALF ALREADY NOO

[digital bane]

u waint that special

airn

aitn

ain' t

[final mountain]

i don't want to call him dacrass wack

[dull sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/wayne-strait-jacket-model-gif-16953187

[final mountain]

So crack ass is lot easier

[digital bane]

your mom

sucked me good

thru my jorts

[dull sapphire]

piss

[digital bane]

https://tenor.com/view/esqueleto-gif-24452082

[rapid elbow]

@digital bane be ready

I'm coming

[digital bane]

no fuck you

im lying down

[rapid elbow]

Even better

[dull sapphire]

guys youre in public

[digital bane]

told you

walking embarassment

[rapid elbow]

You welcome

[dull sapphire]

turn off your screen

[final mountain]

You expect these two to follow public conduct?

it's like expecting satan to pray to jesus

[digital bane]

[strong zenith]

10 bucks says there's at least two wardens watching us as we speak

[digital bane]

im sure

[final mountain]

i'm throwing everyone off the bus

[digital bane]

one of them is dila for sure

[strong zenith]

I paid my ticket for the bus, I'm riding the bus

[final mountain]

OK i can vouch for you let's throw the three of them off the bus

[clear flax]

🦀 I am here

[digital bane]

me rn

[digital bane]

i am the engine fuck you

[strong zenith]

I can't read Italian

What's it sayin

[digital bane]

the uh

2nd text

?

[strong zenith]

Yuh

[final mountain]

That explains why it was pretty slow and sounds like a drunk lady getting hit with a Thunder hammer over and over again

[digital bane]

basically its ''can't do sober'' or ''its impossible to stand it sober''

[digital bane]

yes

[strong zenith]

Me too buddy. Drink away.

[digital bane]

i misread im stupid thot it was drawing not driving

[dull sapphire]

whyd you do car

how im so confused irrelevant

[digital bane]

because i thought of hmm hes so shit like a car on a tree idk

[dull sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/piano-piano-on-fire-man-playing-piano-fire-gif-18619744

[strong zenith]

Beat me to it

[dull sapphire]

its looks almost identitcal to mine how

[digital bane]

how am i supposed to know

shared braincell or sum

[dull sapphire]

witch

or yeah

[strong zenith]

KARKIN' WITCH??

[strong zenith]

"Woman prob"

Lmao

I'm telling that to Miia

[final mountain]

i called dibs on what's left of your body

[strong zenith]

I have irl armor for a reason

I'll be fine

[digital bane]

i need a hammer irl

[strong zenith]

I have like 9 blacksmithing hammers. Have one.

[final mountain]

space marine said that

tried to fight a hive tyrant

[digital bane]

make it a thunder hammer

[strong zenith]

I'll attach a car battery to it

[digital bane]

YEAH

[strong zenith]

Lmao

[digital bane]

omnissiah be praised

[strong zenith]

She's the neurolichtor to my Cataphractii. I'm going to get maimed

[final mountain]

Yeah buddy don't worry I can reassure you that I can reattach you with the ways of the pain boy

Just don't ask on where your left arm went and why it turned into a mega buster laser

[digital bane]

Dark mechanicus cultist noises

[strong zenith]

Time to watch her do some girl boss shit and put silverware in the toaster

💅

[digital bane]

Cueball if he had hair

But change places of colors

Hair orang

Skin white

[dull sapphire]

he is NOT trump

the face expression is apt however

[strong zenith]

Where's the spy TF2 edit of this

[digital bane]

Ok nice now delete

[digital bane]

huh

[dull sapphire]

fy m

[strong zenith]

[digital bane]

[strong zenith]

So you say

[digital bane]

🤝

[clear flax]

HUH 🦀

[digital bane]

guh

[digital bane]

Mmmm

Khorne violence

[grizzled cedar]

where art

[glacial marsh]

mood

[rapid elbow]

Words are art

[grizzled cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/no-rat-nuh-uh-nope-no-no-gif-11699607390227676176

[digital bane]

me after writing a shit tone of fanfics and 3 part long story

[ionic flint]

https://tenor.com/view/telephone-dmc5-dante-gif-26265753

[digital bison]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F8e_IOxXYAAT230?format=jpg&name=medium

Got some art done by a friend!

[foggy lion]

Not exactly Darktide but my Warhammer friend commissioned me to draw his oc dood

It’s a wip

[wispy thicket]

Are there Darktide fanfics? I’ve never bothered to think to look till now

[rapid elbow]

Don't ask about fanfics

[wispy thicket]

Tsk, why?

[cosmic mesa]

Theres a few?

https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Warhammer 40*d*000: Darktide (Video Game)/works

but only 14

And none of them are really that good lol

Compared to regular 40k AO3 fics which is just Primarch garbage

[final mountain]

It's very rare for fan fiction to be actually good

[cosmic mesa]

Nah

fanfics can have some really good writers

the issue is most of them are either kink or below 1k words trash, and I say this as an avid fanfic reader

[final mountain]

Definitely a lot of cases it's just fans inserting their ideas in not so subtle ways

[cosmic mesa]

Yep for example uhh lets see

[hot orchid]

I've read some not awful 40k femslash before

[cosmic mesa]

Hey guys look

[wispy thicket]

Yeah I’d just prefer a sorta dnd one shot reading kinda thing to read , like how a repair remission would go 4 four pgryns

[cosmic mesa]

heres ones

[hot orchid]

But it's usually shit like
"woah what if warhammer in RWBY "

[cosmic mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/kekwtf-gif-18599263

[wispy thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/the-exorcist3-the-exorcist-iii-the-exorcist-horror-movie-scary-movie-gif-21207245

[wispy thicket]

Thx btw

[cosmic mesa]

No worries

[final mountain]

Is this supposed to be done one specific anime about that one specific guy that gets more powerful than more perverted he performs his power

[cosmic mesa]

Yeah and also another cringe harem anime

[final mountain]

brother

of all the places you would put that guy you put him in 40K

[hot orchid]

Yeah dilara why would you write such a thing smh

[final mountain]

that's like putting a puppy in skull island

[hot orchid]

(I joke)

[final mountain]

Yes I'm throwing you off the bus

Ain't no way I'm dealing with grandma

[hot orchid]

Why not

[final mountain]

I am not dealing with the lady of the dark void

[hot orchid]

Ig there are weirder names for twitter

[primal abyss]

i read a 40k fic where it was two of the primarchs playing chess. thatse it. no metaphors iirc. just a nice game of chess

[cosmic mesa]

You should read the opening of Corvus' book

[hot orchid]

How depraved

[cosmic mesa]

him and Guilliman play VR Simulations and have a good laugh about one of them dabbing on the other

then they stand up and say how its unhealthy to be gaming this long

[primal abyss]

the problem with darktide fic is that it kinda has to be OC fic which can be difficult to write in a compelling way

[cosmic mesa]

Also yeah this

the safest route is to make every personality a character

[hot orchid]

"I sexed the boss man's daughter" is a plot point I expect

[final mountain]

Yeah you have to take into account the story of the game and find a way to make it unique enough to not be garbage

[primal abyss]

i've seen it before ! i've seen good oc fic! but,,, yeah largely these have to be longer to introduce the character, and the writer needs a GOOD foundation of what makes their character interesting aside from "well they're my original character"

most OC fic lives in my google drive anyway

[final mountain]

i have an OC for dark tide but I use that time he spent in the inquisition as an acolyte as a way to get popular enough to be redeemed and become a bodyguard for an officer

he's doing well right now

[primal abyss]

panini also got a job from the whole debacle-- we love to see that upwards mobility

i prefer to draw my characters to writing about them

smtn just feels a bit cringe abt sharing my writing skdhdfs

[final mountain]

the opposite because if i draw something it looks like it belongs in a cave museum

[primal abyss]

blame it on the english degree-- i'm far more critical of my writing than my art

[final mountain]

I'm better at articulating words than being artistic so hey two sides of the same coin I suppose

[primal abyss]

🤝

[hot orchid]

Same

[hot orchid]

....shit I'm doing English

[primal abyss]

hey don't worry i've also got a biology degree so that's like ... a preference towards perfection x2

i'm sure most normal people are fine

[hot orchid]

[primal abyss]

grabs your head

writing, art, all forms of creativity aren't a science

be free

but ermm if anyone wouldn't mind me info dumping abt my characters 🧍‍♂️ the feeling is mutual i love learning abt people's ocs

[final mountain]

did you just say you want to hear about someone's character?

[primal abyss]

yes but i do not guarantee comprehension -- i will still be enamored. feel free to dm me at any time bro i am serious abt wanting to learn stuff

[hot orchid]

Ok now infodump about Panini for me

[final mountain]

same info dump about your OC first then i will tell you about mine

[primal abyss]

[final mountain]

Because I'm going to be honest mine are pretty *** **** long

[red valve]

I have many half thought fucks just sitting around personally

[hot orchid]

Give me Panini, or give me death!

[primal abyss]

straight up i have a "to add" section on my character documents. but i keep forgetting to write down the ideas i DO have

[red valve]

Yeah I keep having ideas while I mow that I just through on a google doc

Everything else is just in my head

Or on the home brew wiki

[final mountain]

i have multiple word documents of my characters and homebrew

and i approximately have 9 ork characters

11 if i count the giant metal snake and the giant kaiju i made

[red valve]

I have

Too many

Everything

Which does include an ork

[final mountain]

looks into lorechat

that is a positive assessment

[red valve]

Poleefemuz the False Sighted

[final mountain]

isn't he just basically a decoration now

[red valve]

Yup

[final mountain]

A good way to use of an ork really having a skull of one considering they are tough is quite a trophy

[red valve]

Here we go. Go ol ork

Born with no eyes

So he had that augment shoved in

Still couldn’t see anything

But he pretended he did

[final mountain]

is he a weirdboy?

[red valve]

Yep

[final mountain]

Considering how psychically chaotic they are they do not need to see to do considerable damage

They can probably cast a spell called the eyes of gork to see or something like that

Or Mork

[red valve]

Gotta love ork weirdness

[final mountain]

you can do alot of shit with them

[digital bane]

huh

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/358752811657330700/1101745273518178335/caption-2.gif

[rustic viper]

crushy moments before disaster

[hybrid glade]

crushy moments before meeting a Mk1 Bully Club with Thrust 4

[clear sundial]

Legitimately thought that was a wojak meme

Really good job btw

[digital bane]

shiny

[digital bane]

finally its done

[digital bane]

nurgle time

[jaunty bough]

Furry

[digital bane]

Nothing new you know

[primal abyss]

dont tell the mods but im doing a study of J C Leyendecker's art and i REEAALLY wanna draw something Warhammer in his cheery colorful style

like imagine his bright and fun people w like ... a space marine

[severe ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/ooh-yeah-nice-christian-bale-duck-face-gif-6054793

[foggy lion]

Donezo

[dreamy hedge]

[junior forum]

“Don’t be afraid, you’re safe” — Anatoly Prel

[royal river]

Yeah true that Krieger is dead

[weak imp]

10000 shall take his place

[royal river]

I think that clone troopers are better trained and more quickly produced than krieg so I think they would win in a one on one

[weak imp]

One's style and tactics mimic the modern american army and the other's mimic the german army from ww1 so I can see how you got that impression

[inner knoll]

Kriegers look more french than German

[royal river]

Well they're also all from the most successful bounty hunter in the galaxy so they have inherent skill somewhere, also they have dealt with mass foes many times with the droids number them 100 to 1, granted the Jedi allowed for way more assistance and palpatine was controlling the war from the shadows, but my point still stands

[inner knoll]

Clone trooper blasters are on par with tau weapons right?

[crimson reef]

Me after throwing a Krak Grenade (There’s nothing he can do):

https://tenor.com/view/gentleman-giga-chad-sigma-male-gif-25702945

[glacial marsh]

mood fr fr

[sick comet]

Wanted to share a piece I did in August, out of my deep love for the eviscerator and frustration over its model's and texture's quality. I mean come on, it's 2023, first person weapon models can have a tiny bit more resources allocated to them.

Teeth are procedurally animated (it's all math, not keyframes), I'm not an animator in the slightest but got really into technical animation recently.

Pls open the images in browser cause the compressed quality doesn't do justice to how much work I put into the textures 😅

It's theoretically 100% FPP game ready at 7450 tris and 1x 4K texture set, but it's just a fanart, didn't really care to implement it anywhere as a mod or otherwise

[hot orchid]

My PC starts smoking from the animation

[sick comet]

Yeah, had to use eevee cause I was aggressively applying to 3D art jobs and I didn't want to wait too long with posting it. Especially with the smoke simulation in the background

But some colour grading and film grain covered up how crap eevee is

Still from the unedited original lol

[final mountain]

i can smell my computer burning like a salamander burns someone that is not a human

[sick comet]

Jk it was still burning lmao

[hot orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/it-crowd-fire-moss-its-fine-just-keep-swimming-gif-19056122

[sick comet]

My working conditions, yes.

[digital bane]

Imagine having a good pc

[sick comet]

To be fair it was easier to justify the purchase since it serves me for work

And I had it for ages now

And no opportunity to upgrade in sight

[digital bane]

I need a new one for uni projects because my current one is barely holding shit together

But its still not a reason for my parents to give me money

[final mountain]

mine it's not the best but it's holding out

[digital bane]

Not good enough

[final mountain]

I want to get a new graphics card because well

reasons

[digital bane]

I mean my isn't that bad, full custom made from different parts over years

But yeah, starts to die a bit at times more often

[final mountain]

I just need a new graphics card a shame that ******* cards here are very expensive

so i'm gonna have to wait a while

[digital bane]

I need to somehow gather money thru comms

But at my rate and amount of customers i'll finish uni before getting new pc lmao

[inner knoll]

Is that done in blender

[sick comet]

Blender primarily, Zbrush for high poly touch ups like the damage and the ripped out thread, Substance Painter for textures. Lightroom, Photoshop and Resolve for render post processing

[inner knoll]

Damn, that's alotta programs involved

Nonetheless glorious work

[sick comet]

Pretty much all industry standard except for LR/Resolve cause you usually don't render anything as an asset artist

Blender, Zbrush and Substance Painter is like the minimum for a project, but whenever alpha map is involved, avoiding Photoshop is difficult

[inner knoll]

Substance painter is on steam isn't it, but zbrush is on the pricier end I think

$800 but you keep it for life iirc

[sick comet]

I use the Substance subscription (Like 20$ a month) for all 3 (Painter, Designer, Sampler), Zbrush I get from the high seas since I don't need it to be perfectly up to date all the time

[dull sapphire]

im dyong

[rapid elbow]

More quality stickman

[inner knoll]

Sounds like a solid deal three useful programs for 20usd, aa good as it gets I suppose getting those legitimately

[dull sapphire]

fym boyo

[junior forum]

If you can still breathe, you can still fight.

...Except the Emperor, he's sitting there for 10.000 years.

[dull sapphire]

Damned slacker

[echo cloak]

I will make a drawing that Ulgo would have madr

[glass ridge]

met this kind krieger at a con (he wanted to kill me)

[hot orchid]

Drawing

[primal abyss]

THIS IS SO COOL omg-- bless people like you who make these models. they're GENUINELY so useful for people trying to draw them

[sick comet]

Meanwhile me, blessing 2D artists for providing good reference pictures

[primal abyss]

that metal texture is delicious WOW

[primal abyss]

truly our greatest allies

[primal abyss]

👀 scary lad-- i love the shading dude awesome job

[hot orchid]

Feenish

[primal abyss]

BYEAHHHHH

[hot orchid]

[winter lily]

One of these days I wanna cosplay

Looks so fun

[glass ridge]

itz fun and tiring both

[rustic viper]

Rock meet Sniper

ignore the bite marks on rock

[stark cobalt]

Rock looks like brownie
I forgive

[void forum]

Rock looks like rock
Tasty rock

[glacial marsh]

the drip, it's too powerful!!!

[dull sapphire]

fucker looks badass dont it

[dapper compass]

Man’s has little baby arms 👀

[digital bane]

ok nice nice

now give me ur skills

[dull sapphire]

nnnnrgn h

[digital bane]

[strong zenith]

Trayzin his ass. Get the poke'ball

[digital bane]

https://tenor.com/view/wtff-cat-confused-orange-gif-25858653

[dreamy hedge]

Am pretty sure he already has one

[digital bane]

@rapid elbow

[onyx raft]

Guess what's coming?

[rapid elbow]

Idk representatives of the genus femina

[onyx raft]

Nah. Girls are gross. :v

[rapid elbow]

The proportions look feminine, BUT I won't go into your ideas

You're just provoking anyway

[digital bane]

girls are gross

full fem anatomy but swap boobs with bulges

[onyx raft]

Nah. Just excited to be getting more of my Twink Psyker.

[hot orchid]

Must see

[rapid elbow]

Ok have fun or something

[digital bane]

something doesn't add up in the calculations

[rapid elbow]

My brother on the Emperor

[hot orchid]

I like pretty artsees

[onyx raft]

Lumina does good work. :3

The last version of my Psyker I got from Lum's. This time it'll probably be a lot better. (I'd show the more recent stuff but it's Shadowrun related. Not 40k)

[empty musk]

im just waiting for here to get back to me so im excited for when she does that the my vet will have a piece of artwork

[digital bane]

i cast nurgle cat

[dreamy hedge]

Beautiful

[glacial marsh]

More psyker femboy?

[digital bane]

@dull sapphire

[onyx raft]

Yepper. ^.^

[empty musk]

hopefully get mine done soon just waitng for her to be free

[hot orchid]

My latest thingy

Probably one of my finest space marines

[light bridge]

Hi all, Is this the place to request Fatshark to release an art book?

it would be great to include all the fan art as an example of the inspiration 🙂

[crimson reef]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-palpatine-anakin-skywalker-phantom-menace-gif-10607636

[tropic salmon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/709994095438987306/955299866626646056/battle_voodoo3.png

:^)

[misty mango]

That’s so so cool, insane art 10/10

[cedar pulsar]

Doodle of me n my partners characters in darktide + wip tech preist oc :]⚙️

[misty mango]

I liked it when we said it was kriegin time, and then we krieged all over the hive city

[crimson reef]

This is the imperium I’d Glady die for

[digital bane]

I did my best to portray a particular person in a best way possible

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1128780682416631850/1164300738650972170/obraz.png?ex=6542b68f&is=6530418f&hm=07cc203b48fc9e6ed140e2a6f779de50ca2d08705228a45fbcf19b3644fb2923&

[raw wagon]

kek, playing with bings image creator and i got this

Spoonsmarines

[final mountain]

this looks pretty funny but i'm sorry my guy AI is not allowed

[raw wagon]

AWWW

😦 fine. deleting.

Sadje

[final mountain]

i'm sorry my man rules are rules, aI always caused arguments when it was allowed here

[mossy star]

I was wondering why they were going bye bye before I could look at em

[digital bane]

Draw it yourself then we can talk

[final mountain]

Shush you skin headed toaster

[digital bane]

mOTHERFUCKeR

[raw wagon]

I draw so poorly, pencils actively evaporate in my presence.

[digital bane]

Same

Yet i do

Do too

Easy

[raw wagon]

So im confused. Can someone explain the no AI thing to me? you got me curious now

[digital bane]

Ai simply takes from already existing art and mixes it all up to create what you type

Kitbash of art/photos/whatever

So basically its stealing others art with no names given and shit and claiming its yours

There were countless dramas about it to the point its banned (good)

Because at some point it got pretty rough towards artists etc

And i guess yeah we have the right to not like ai for obvious reasons

lol

👍

[tropic salmon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/966597855278166046/966598178159886356/FinishedS.png?ex=65434cb4&is=6530d7b4&hm=921eeed77d5a469d12bd406cd9d49def841c450e2257aca05aaf6ad03f953385&

:^) x2

[empty musk]

the ever smaller kriegers are adorable also neat tech priest looks like a necron

[digital bane]

Id say that sergal looks kinda
Hm
Too geometric? Muzzle i mean, could be a bit more smooth and with less edge on coloring, some small strokes to make small fluff elements to make it less sharp
How to explain properly in english lol
But looks sooooo good overall

[mental sequoia]

In case any of the lovely art oriented people from this channel is interested. I uploaded a video explaining the process of painting one of the in-game illustration. I hope you like it. Cheers!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaB2Qx5tbqw

[hot orchid]

Ooohhhh this'll come in handy 👀 👀

Been learning from your speedpaints a ton Miguel

[cosmic mesa]

They were all wonderful 🙏 😔

[tropic salmon]

True.

But I just pay the talented people.

[digital bane]

Aaa i thought its yours

Good anyways tho

[naive linden]

Looks really good

[thick cradle]

This is so cool!! Thanks for sharing, Miguel!!

[dawn mango]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/186623828967817216/1164671881518002339/Darktide_-_Meditatus_Squad.png?ex=65441037&is=65319b37&hm=8240bd7aa7ab58f30b5e1eb390baba3214ad5c87ecbe97a4d0c30e15fe90009d&

[red valve]

My warbands Ravenwing leader, Gelert. alongside his own personal standard and his blade (still need to name it)

done by a friend by the name of Kabronex

[thick garnet]

I made a custom chapter. Behold the crucifix vindicators

[severe ridge]

looks neat, can you pass the OG page?

[thick garnet]

On the second one?

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2019/08/06/space-marines-preview-create-your-own-chapter-tacticsgw-homepage-post-1/

There you go @severe ridge

[severe ridge]

preciate it

[clear flax]

Eldar 🦀

[final mountain]

boy you better calm down before i make crab soup out of you

[clear flax]

Ok

[clear flax]

https://tenor.com/view/crab-knife-fight-gif-7305809

[scarlet hornet]

Stabi

[hot orchid]

Pfetty

[polar grotto]

draft of my darktide man

he could use some moisturizer and a nap

[dreamy hedge]

Only in death can he 'nap'

[winter lily]

I don't know what class she is but I would go to the ends of Atoma with her to crunch heretics

I assume Zealot but Ogryn brain not up to par sometimes so idk

I need more art of my darktide characters lol

[empty musk]

im gettin my vet done just waiting for the artist to be free

[charred jackal]

K-9 Guardsman by Lord Carmi

also by Lord Carmi

[digital bane]

Last one was like

[digital bane]

I mean he brought annihilation upon himself yet the daemonussy was worth it apparently

[tawdry igloo]

Psykers need love not hate

[final mountain]

Welcome to art chat my guy welcome to art chat

[tawdry igloo]

[final mountain]

Get comfortable because it only gets deeper from here

[digital bane]

no

[tawdry igloo]

Psykers do all the heavy lifting for the Imperium

[digital bane]

proceeds to unfold a massive fucking piece of evidence of their crimes and reasons to burn them alive where do i start

[rapid elbow]

As psyker I must say

No

[tawdry igloo]

Propaganda

[final mountain]

throws a molotov cocktail at your general direction for a little trolling

Do not

[digital bane]

https://tenor.com/view/demoman-dance-demoman-gaming-tf2-dancing-gif-17138310

yum

hot moisture

[final mountain]

I knew I should have gotten the EMP grenades again Oh well I still have some extra

[digital bane]

sour taste tbh

i like

[tawdry igloo]

Psykers should rule. They have ultimate power

[dull sapphire]

sure

[final mountain]

alright that's it

i'm going to lock you in a room and play

why psykers are useful for the imperium and should not be treated like monsters manifesto

[tawdry igloo]

[rapid elbow]

Take your pills

[final mountain]

Brother, this is art chat, everyone here will not take their pills if they want to have conversations here

even though they probably should

[rapid elbow]

Ah right I forgor

Sorry

[digital bane]

they have the ultimate power to shut the fuck up and go into the warp

[final mountain]

and zealots have the power of screaming only to get shot by a sniper so what's your point?

[digital bane]

orks have the power of blowing up for no reason so whats your point

tbh psykers do that too

[violet mural]

Someome forgot why they wear the collar and that they are a mutant.
As the saying goes
'Burn the heretic!
Kill the mutant!
Purge the unclean!'
Be sad for you are not granted the Emperor's Mercy just yet

[digital bane]

one is fungus one is meat

both edible

[final mountain]

bro hates the emperor no way

Even though she's a Zealot SMH

[digital bane]

zealot but not specified for whom anymore

[final mountain]

OK religious toaster

[digital bane]

fuck off im painting my necrons

[final mountain]

Whatever you say religious skeleton toaster

[rapid elbow]

You mean angry roomba with knife

[final mountain]

A Roomba can be a toaster if you modify it enough

[rapid elbow]

[tawdry igloo]

Typical propaganda

[tawdry igloo]

Orks are the best tbh

[violet mural]

Yes and? 🧐🤨 praise be unto the Emperor, otherwise yee are a heretic

[rapid elbow]

Boys we got heretic among us

[violet mural]

It's burnin' time?

Quick someone grab the Ogryn sized flamer!

[rapid elbow]

Burning time

[violet mural]

A heretic can only ever utter lies. Deny it's tongue it's freedom and watch their nature arise

[digital bane]

ok that's it

[violet mural]

Are those toasters on your stick there? Did you dunk them in water? They're glowing! /joke

[violet mural]

What tech heresy is this!

[tawdry igloo]

The real heresy is believing everything the imperium says without question 😌

[final mountain]

Whatever you say arachnid whatever you say

You know damn well they ain't believing your words

[tawdry igloo]

I’m not an arachnid

I just stan spider toes

[final mountain]

I'm calling you arachnid toes whether you like it or not so deal with it

[tawdry igloo]

[final mountain]

I make simple names for people to make it easier to remember them alright

[tawdry igloo]

Stan is a simple name

[final mountain]

Too simple

[tawdry igloo]

[violet mural]

Only a mutant or heretic would dare say such things about the Emperor's imperium

[tawdry igloo]

Or someone with common sense

[violet mural]

I have Bogra for my Ogryn

[rapid elbow]

It's interesting that people with a spider in their name are weird

And conflicted

[grizzled cedar]

I agree

[rapid elbow]

I more like cockroach but ye ye smart move

[digital bane]

its better than listening to some other xeno shit