#40k-book-club

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smoky bronze
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coordination between RT and DT is enough i think

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oh cool scroll

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i love how discord tells you when you're scrolled up except when it doesnt

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where the hell was i even scrolled to it was above my last message here

unborn merlin
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Pretty late because I was reading Jurassic Park the last few weeks but Era of Ruin is mid.

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Patiently waiting for the Grammaticus trilogy.

tall phoenix
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they did a great job picking the most nonsensical subjects to make Shorts lol

simple cloud
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Goddamn I finished anarch and boy was that a ride. Have to sleep now it’s like 4 am and I have work tomorrow lmao

unborn merlin
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It's so redundant at this point.

lofty thunder
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120 named characters
Amazing

tall phoenix
unborn merlin
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I was happy see him even if it was just for him to get stabbed.

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Erebus jumpscare.

drowsy urchin
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Narek's story was a bit odd inclusion but I guess it makes sense in a way because otherwise his story would've never been concluded otherwise I guess. But how many people really even remembered he existed

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the rest of the stories ranged from ok to great imo

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I loved ADB's story

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and of course Wraight's Homebound

tall phoenix
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"a bit" is really overdoing it

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it was literally the most unnecessary one in there

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Gav's was probably the one I hated the most.

runic root
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Gav Thorpe sucks

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If i have to read one more dark angels book from him imma explode

drowsy urchin
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Was it the obliterator virus one

tall phoenix
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Yeah that one.

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It was like... why is this here, again.

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It doesnt explore anything like the landing of the actual legions on Terra for aid or anything just "oh we gotta clear the goonliterator virus from the lion's gate port and oh no everyone mostly dies" like... okay

drowsy urchin
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only valid tie in is that they had to do that for the helping forces to be able to land properly but still it's not really anything interesting

smoky bronze
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"And then a continent fell on terra... and then another continent... and then another continent"

tall phoenix
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LOL

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also yeah what Jerk said it was such a weird thing

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I literally only liked Katsuhiro and that White Scars lady story

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otherwise it felt like such a waste of Shorts

smoky bronze
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The siege of terra should have gone "and then a continent fell on terra and it took 5 years for the resulting ash and dust to settle enough to resume landings"

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I guess you can drop pod through the meteor winter

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Good luck going up

tall phoenix
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but but seythi

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muh epic battles

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muh i gotta defeat the emperor in person!!!

smoky bronze
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the funniest part to me is that because terra is a complete hive there's probably NO evidence remaining of any of the orbital attacks

tall phoenix
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Well KIND of, the full hive city formation happened like later

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it still had some actual empty lands and such

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but as you say by now its 100% completely covered

smoky bronze
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yeah but they would have had to patch over the giant craters in the process

tall phoenix
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Lmao yeah

simple cloud
smoky bronze
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or well probably fill them with underhive lol

tall phoenix
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I actually wrote a short once of a terran character

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where she lives in like a "pit" hab

smoky bronze
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i imagine its not easy to actually find the ground on terra

tall phoenix
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and the reveal was its one of the original craters from orbital bombing nobody remembers from the Siege lol

tall phoenix
simple cloud
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But mostly this one

smoky bronze
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i actually dont know what kind of crater you get from something that large but relatively slow moving

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historical catastrophic impacts have been, well, a whole lot less massive

tall phoenix
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it would depend on the explosion-radius thing i guess

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also sci-fi so kinda hard to debate without a scientist

smoky bronze
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i could do some back of the envelopes with some data but i'd have to dig it all up

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i studied craters in an astronomy course

tall phoenix
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lmao nice

smoky bronze
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though a counfounding factor theres never even been a reason to study is what happens when the impactor is that WIDE

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usually weird liquefaction stuff happens and the crater kinda splashes

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but if the impactor is a rectangular prism 1km thick and 100km to a side??

tall phoenix
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the only deep stuff ive seen 40k sometimes get into is the "hotness" of like some ship weapons they use turning sandy parts of a planet or whatever into glass which Halo also did

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otherwise i dont really think ive ever read a book that goes into the scientific aspects of orbital bombardment

smoky bronze
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it takes about 1.4MJ to melt a kilo of sand

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i had to go find someone who'd already checked the enthalpy of fusion for me lol

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did we ever even get sizes for the orbital plates

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they're described as "floating continents" but, i mean

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also i forgot that in the current canon modern terra has 0 plates i dont remember if that was a retcon or im remembering something that was set in the heresy

runic root
smoky bronze
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people have done all sorts of horrible stuff to planets in 40k

drowsy urchin
smoky bronze
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shattering cadia was probably the most energetic event caused by creatures in the setting

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crashing a whole blackstone fortress into it pushed by a bunch of ships then blowing it up

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the hottest thing in the 40k universe is probably still an AGN clown_hadron

runic root
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I know talos shot a minor cyclonic Torpedo into a moon or Asteroid to i think destroy a ship
Musthave been a big boom too

simple cloud
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Battlefleet gothic had abaddon flying around in a Death Star Star destroyer for a while then everyone kinda forgot

runic root
drowsy urchin
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He's in the Black Legion books

simple cloud
drowsy urchin
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very good books, wonder if we'll ever get the third

smoky bronze
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chaos has so many goofy ships lol

simple cloud
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Yes but we love em bc one features in the PEAK Warhammer novel

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Everyone’s favorite

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Battle

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for

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the

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Abyss

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Best book ever written

smoky bronze
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i dunno what the actual biggest bomb in 40k is most of the superweapons are chain reaction type deals

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cyclonic torpedos perpetuate through the atmosphere, a number of archaotech devices make planets break up by messing with physics, etc

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it seems like it might still be fusion bombs

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which does kinda make sense

tall phoenix
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yeah dont put DAOT tech into account

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since they work on the rule of "whatever the author/writer can make up for said narrative"

smoky bronze
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i would if they were actually bombs but its not like they ever explode themselves to work

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they're doohickey what makes the planet explode when you pull the lever

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ok the biggest bomb is probably this naval MIRV that's 5x112 GIGATONS

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the real life combined nuclear arsenal has never exceeded single digit gigatons

forest spruce
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Biggest is probably a cyclonic torpedo

smoky bronze
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Based on the descriptions those don't really work like bombs and more set the planet on fire with its own fuel

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And you wouldnt need all the nukes ever built 100 times over to do it lol

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That naval missile is a "scifi writers have no sense of scale" number

simple cloud
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Based extinction event bomb

simple cloud
smoky bronze
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Its honestly like child coming up with numbers type numbers

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"My bomb is like 5 billion tons of tnt. And there's a hundred of them. Plus twelve."

forest spruce
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The silent king is actually pretty good so far.

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Macinus being pestered constantly to get drunk is funny to me

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Also cawl being cawl

drowsy urchin
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@tall phoenix it's happening

wise yew
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Get ready for more HH Books

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it looks like you're about to get back to work

tall phoenix
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NO

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

drowsy urchin
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hey it's Wraight

shy lark
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multi author multi book megaseries

tall phoenix
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also jokes aside

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i got no idea why people were like

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"Naw GW said they arent doing the Scouring"

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what are you, fucking stupid?

safe plover
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NO

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oh scouring

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not bad

tall phoenix
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You cant even read most of HH

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you dont get to give criticism sharkfin soup

safe plover
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cant wait for 5 more years until they release a short story thats actually after the siege

safe plover
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i have listened to the books which is more than 99% of this discord

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i tried reading cain but it was slop ok?

tall phoenix
smoky bronze
safe plover
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🚬

tall phoenix
forest spruce
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Classic dilara

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Now get reading

severe trail
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they called it a mega serise

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like dawn of fire

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and siege of terra

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right

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RIGHT GUYS

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I CAN'T DO THIS AGAIN

drowsy urchin
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I can cool

tall phoenix
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He says

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going insane after 2 books

tall phoenix
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aka literally a nothing burger minus some highlight ala Iron Cage. What fuckign battles are there to even give a shit about in the Scouring, they need to make up so much stuff up

safe plover
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NO

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make it worse

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longer

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and make it not chronological

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make every writer write exactly .4 of a book

severe trail
wide mica
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Can't wait for the 12 book series focusing on the Iron Cage

runic root
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Eh, i see this series as a succes. For my little Brother that is. He hates searching for Christmas/Birthday gifts so i'll just hand him the scouring series and get two per year, one in Oktober for bd and one in December for Xmas.

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For several years If that is a big series

runic root
severe trail
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he disapeared post scouring lol

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he was the last primarch to vanish

unborn merlin
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The Scouring for one hundred years Morty! The HH will never end!

fringe thorn
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Already pre-ordered my next book of interest

brittle tapir
brittle tapir
simple cloud
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Shit people I’m on my last Gaunt’s Ghosts book

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Now wot the feth do I do

shy lark
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now, you read something good 🙏 😔

simple cloud
tall phoenix
simple cloud
tall phoenix
forest spruce
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Read assassinorm kingmaker if you havnt

unborn merlin
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She lives to hate.

forest spruce
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Soooo I'm a bit confused about silent kings placement in the timeline

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Because it seems like it takes place before gene father but also not

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And like it's not two authors miscommunication about timeline because both books are from guy haley

tall phoenix
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Its a bit of both.

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Take a look at M41 and M42

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its very much a clusterfuck, and most people dont even realise ALL of this is pre-Plague Wars

forest spruce
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Seriously????

drowsy urchin
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Dawn of Fire is the Indomitus Crusade series, which is before plague wars, yes

tall phoenix
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^

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its very very badly explained

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I legit gotta commend the fans that try to make sense of this shit

forest spruce
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When I write my story I'm gonna redact the fucking date

tall phoenix
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Yeah lexi-users try to make as much sense as possible from given dates, even when they shift or move/get edited by future GW material, its a clusterfuck

unborn merlin
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It's pretty funny when you read the Plague Wars and it feels like nothing happens for most of it. What a mess.

forest spruce
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Gulliman spent a long time just going planet to planet

unborn merlin
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Doesn't the Arks of Omen start before the Plague Wars too?

tall phoenix
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Hold on

unborn merlin
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I always get those two mixed up. If we go by that article then it does.

tall phoenix
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  • Arks of Omen is given as "Early M42"

Plague Wars is Circa 012.M42

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GW really crams all these events way back in the timeline so it gets extremely confusing

forest spruce
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M41 999 being a text wall

unborn merlin
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The Lion just cruising for some Fallen cheeks while Girlyman has to fend off against Morty is so fucking funny to me.

tall phoenix
tall phoenix
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Sidequest
Sidequest
Sidequest
Sidequest
Sidequest

tall phoenix
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EVERY. TIME.

tall phoenix
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Like even in this book hes talking about planet-hopping to another location like ffs SIT STILL

unborn merlin
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Bro is just galavanting.

forest spruce
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I NEED more lion

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Please gw give me more lion and my soul is yours!!!!!

unborn merlin
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You'll get more a Lion in the twelve part arc when he drives his Rari back to Caliban.

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Circa 2055

forest spruce
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I already read arks of omen

unborn merlin
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Nah nah, this is the prequel.

forest spruce
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Classic guy haley making a random human in a terrible situation only to die in a horrific way

severe trail
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It happens after plague wars

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It chronologically happens after the other warzone/crusade books

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We had a warzone book for plague war in 8e

tall phoenix
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8e

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jesus 💀

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its been that long?

shy lark
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8 years ago already yea

tall phoenix
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yeah it was like 15 years ago

runic root
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Time is the fire in which we all burn

mental cobalt
tall phoenix
mental cobalt
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what is the latest stories

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as in

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which series takes part m42 and later

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is bequin around there

tall phoenix
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No idea, they are stuck in their own timeline rn

tall phoenix
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Scroll to the bottom

mental cobalt
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OH, cain is around there

tall phoenix
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Yeah the author prob had no idea what was even gonna happen in M42 in like 10 years lol

mental cobalt
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i would so be down for nothing but stories to keep coming out past the latest century to make new content

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it's like star wars for me

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i don't care about the same timeline being revisited

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give me future stuff

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i'm tired of hearing about skywalkers

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if anything, give us old republic

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the dawning of the jedi era

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Though i would like a series about ullanor campaign

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that could be fun

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all the primarchs being loyalist

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seeing how well they get along

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(when they do)

tall phoenix
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It was how it was before Gathering Storm yeah

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if you look at M40/41 its filled with fluff on that timeline page

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nowadays its just packed with weird side stuff

left meteor
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I have just picked up Dark Imperium Godblight, and I asked the Warhammer store worker which book should I read next to get caught up to current events, he said Avenging Son and that 10 book series, but google says The Devastation of Baal. What is next?

tall phoenix
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Devastation of Baal takes place before and during the opening of the Great Rift, its like the big climactic part of the battle when they are about to get wiped out by Nids.

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as for the Indomitus books eurghhh hold on

tall phoenix
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Follow this on lexi as your guide but DO NOT listen to that shopkeep, you do not have to read all 10+ book series of Dawn of Fire, its a very bookbait series and some of the novels have NOTHING to do with the Indomitus Crusade.

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If you got questions on the quality/which ones to read just ask them here KEKW_ogryn

left meteor
tall phoenix
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Lmao yeah basically. Their job is to make you buy more stuff, just read the lexi + look at what interests you and buy those instead, no worries.

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Dawn of Fire unfortunately suffers from having a lot of mediocre books, it just completed itself a few days ago with the release of the last book in the series after like 5 years since its launch on 2020.

left meteor
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I have not long started reading the books, so I started on this Dark imperium series as I was told its a good starting point. The plan is to get caught up to current events, than just pick books out I enjoy the sound of or have good ratings etc

forest spruce
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Do not read it

tall phoenix
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LMAO DUDE

unborn merlin
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Jkjk

tall phoenix
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Yeah basically just pick the ones you wanna read and maybe ask here if they are good, again Dawn of Fire is like really subjective for a lot of the fanbase

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its not that most of them are bad, its just mediocre

forest spruce
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Current books that are good are the great work, gene father, watchers of the throne. lion son of the Forest

unborn merlin
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Most of us here don't enjoy the Dawn of Fire series. It's also like what, 10 books?

simple cloud
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Wait but the Chris Wraight one is supposed to be good right

unborn merlin
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So that'll take some time and dedication you could spend on better series.

simple cloud
tall phoenix
forest spruce
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Dawn of fire books worth reading are avenging son gate of bone, wolf time (personal opinion, many do not like it), throne of light, maybe hand of abbadon, and finally I've been enjoying silent king

tall phoenix
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Silent King i think is good, its just VERY misleading

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which is a very cunt move

unborn merlin
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Imagine waiting that long and only to find out most of the books in the series are mid.

tall phoenix
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5 years

unborn merlin
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Looks at HH.

tall phoenix
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LOL

tall phoenix
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its okay we got Era of Ruin next

tall phoenix
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One of my other favorites is Sea of Souls

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my friend was like

simple cloud
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Ya that’s the one

tall phoenix
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"Such an amazing and fun read. Shame it has nothing to do with the fucking Indomitus Crusade."

forest spruce
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I skipped that one

unborn merlin
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I still need to check it out. Reading the Word Bearers trilogy rn.

simple cloud
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U saw a Chris Wraight book & u skipped it?

forest spruce
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Credits don't grow on trees

unborn merlin
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He did technically write Warhawk and I didn't care much for it. Automatically dead to me for life.

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Wraight writes like a lot. Can't read them all.

left meteor
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Alright thanks guys, its given me a pretty good idea! ❤️

simple cloud
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Don’t like Warhawk?! But how else will I get my 13 hours of Toby Longworth as Ming the Merciless

unborn merlin
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KEK

forest spruce
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I love chris' writing but yeah it was one of the ones that got skipped just like iron kingdom

tall phoenix
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Warhawk is good but I do not give a shit about the Deathguard or White Scar wankery so even while I read it i ended up skimming by the end

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Khagan this Khagan dad

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Ordu this Ordu my mom

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Khan this, Khan that, Khan deez nuts

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JESUS SHUT UP

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I GET IT, YOU READ THE MONGOL TERMINOLOGY PAGE

forest spruce
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Begone thot

unborn merlin
simple cloud
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Lmao what is happening in here

simple cloud
forest spruce
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Idk bro I'm going crazy

tall phoenix
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Bot legit popped up and went "hey yeah im 14 years old"

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yeet

simple cloud
tall phoenix
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Genuinely lol

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but people like it so thats fine

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i just didnt care too much about it, im more of a Echoes/Saturnine fan

unborn merlin
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Average EoE fan.

tall phoenix
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LMFAO

simple cloud
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Echoes was… what was echoes

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I have a vague feeling it was good

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But I don’t really remember it

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Possibly it’s the effect of the lobotomy

unborn merlin
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Sanguinius wank fest.

tall phoenix
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its the dramatic last stand, sanguinius epic speech etc

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yeah that lol

wide mica
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Not 40k, but I'm reading Babel rn, it's the most autistic book I've ever read

unborn merlin
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It was pretty fucking awesome so it can be forgiven.

simple cloud
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o I kno I kno and the HURR DURR HE BOWED TO THEM flashback

unborn merlin
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You read it for birdboy but stay for the World Eaters and Blood Angels lore dumps.

wide mica
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and almost every page has a glossary at the bottom where they give context that a Victorian person would know of what was said or happened, that a modern person wouldn't necessarily know.

tall phoenix
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BASED.

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I love when authors of fictional-history stuff are self-aware like that

simple cloud
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Self awareness is overrated

mental cobalt
# tall phoenix

after the lost and the damned, i'm like Cringe when it comes to haley...

tall phoenix
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Yeaaaah lol

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hes not the best

unborn merlin
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I think his stuff lands more than it misses.

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I like his more humorous books, maybe not so much the bolter porn ones.

high willow
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Every 40k author sucks -this server

simple cloud
tall phoenix
mental cobalt
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abnett is best!!!

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echoes is good and it's my first adb book

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sandy mitchell and robert rath>>>

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i will read denny flowers soon

tall phoenix
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Flowers is usually very good

mental cobalt
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y'all talked me into outgunned and above and beyond just released on paperback i think

tall phoenix
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heres the reading order just incase

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the Shorts are a must-read!

simple cloud
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That’s so many how am I supposed 2 do all those when I can’t even read

mental cobalt
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audiobook!!!

wide mica
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and Above and Beyond is genuine Peak

shy lark
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Look at the cover until information is absorbed via osmosis

severe trail
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Above and beyond is peak

fringe thorn
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Are the warhammer crime novels easy to buy as physical books or am I to expect black market organ money to get any of them?

tall phoenix
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Uhhh thats a good question actually

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I just epub'd all that shit personally lol

simple cloud
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Will do this series next.

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Doing Vincula now — last GG book. Finished Anarch.

forest spruce
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Ok before the NyQuil takes me out

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I think qov is one of my favorite supporting characters

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He's just got this charm

tall phoenix
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Hes really good in Genefather too

fringe thorn
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The oldest Crime novel, Bloodlines, was originally more or less $15 is now being sold for $45-50 on the used market

tall phoenix
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this shit is why I just epub

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idk how yall do physical books

forest spruce
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I only get the super cheap ones

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If a books more than 20 bucks I'm not buying a physical

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I mostly audio or epub

fringe thorn
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At least the Crime novels have no reading order (yet) so guess I'll pick up the more recent ones

tall phoenix
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they KINDA do

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but like its literally just

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story/short starts

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"OH HEY its that one guy!"

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Their reading order is also just the release dates, you will just sometimes see a character from a previous story you might recognize or etc.

fringe thorn
tall phoenix
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its not that bad!

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just grab a book!

severe trail
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just read bloodlines first is all tbh

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thats my take

tall phoenix
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Yeah after that its anyones game

severe trail
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its got the most background lore on Alecto and vargaunta

tall phoenix
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^

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you will be less confused

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"Whats a Chastener? Do they Chasten my boots???"

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me reading

fringe thorn
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Yeah, I would like to read Bloodlines in a physical copy, not ebook format

forest spruce
tall phoenix
wide mica
shy lark
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'spensive tho

fringe thorn
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I have read textbooks as ebooks so much to complete my Bachelor's that I have a general distaste for ebooks.

forest spruce
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I listen to books between phonecalls or on my breaks

tall phoenix
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you classist fucks

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I'll take you all on!!!

forest spruce
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Yes yes I do dispise poors next question

shy lark
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I'd like to get big chonkyass books and special editions but I ain't spending that money

wide mica
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Also people are less likely to talk to you if you're reading a book, than they are if you're reading on your phone

forest spruce
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I'd love to get the lion limited ed book but we all know that ain't happening

wide mica
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I only have one limited edition (Ushoran), I really want to get my hands on a Limited edition Honourbound copy of though

fringe thorn
forest spruce
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What's that look like?

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Most the special Ed look pretty cool

wide mica
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Need

forest spruce
fringe thorn
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That hardcover gonna attract eyes

tall phoenix
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mfers made a commissar novel look like same game of thrones romance novel cover

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MID!

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🗣️

forest spruce
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Lion book

tall phoenix
forest spruce
tall phoenix
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Lmao RIGHT

wide mica
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I like it

tall phoenix
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you arent allowed to like it!

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stop!

wide mica
forest spruce
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I would like if papa nurgle would stop blessing me for five God damn minutes

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I feel like gw should make a tech priest primer book for maintenance and repair

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Kinda like the guardsman primer but for techies

mental cobalt
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i want perturabo to find a way to exploit the daemon in him then remove him just so he can be a normal traitor primarch

severe trail
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he is a daemon

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not a possesed

mental cobalt
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WELL I WANT HIM TO NOT BE A DAEMON ANYMORE

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speaking of daemons

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i think the coolest daemon introduction was cherubael in eisenhorn

severe trail
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well he is a daemon

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he can't like

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get rid of it

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thats like killing himself

mental cobalt
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i remember it

mental cobalt
severe trail
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Cherubael is cool

mental cobalt
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he really is

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especially in bequin

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he actually feels intimate calling her little thing

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it's like he accepts he's a slave and just tries to live it the best he can

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if that makes sense

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i hated reading him fighting that angel

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i'm pretty sure he killed it too

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that sanguinius blood angel clone or whatever they were

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abnett made a masterpiece with penitent

simple cloud
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Adfjehwbdhr need more bequin

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I love her first-person voice

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Abnett’s best writing imo

simple cloud
eager rose
mental cobalt
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i was there for a while

eager rose
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That might be it

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I swear we’d all start yelling bald whenever you joined in

mental cobalt
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sounds about right

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either that or calling me johnny sins is a usual phenomenon

eager rose
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Oh yeah that too

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We’d image spam the bald guy from the SpongeBob movie

mental cobalt
summer beacon
#

who knows that the emperor is a perpetual?

#

cause id figure if someone did theyd make a play to take him off the throne

severe trail
smoky bronze
#

Its not known that the emperor is perpetual in the way say, grammaticus is, and would actually come back to life
He doesn't age but i don't think anyone ever managed to kill him
And yeah that aside the intermediate time would be pretty bad

#

Theres a bunch of radical sects that want to try that sort of thing but more sane people won't let them

smoky bronze
mental cobalt
#

echoes of eternity's chapters have some crazy length some times

#

one chapter is like 4 pages

#

then another is 30

#

I like doing a chapter here and there throughout the day, sometimes 2 at a time

#

But this one took TIME

tall phoenix
#

thats how i felt reading End and the Death 💀

runic root
#

Cant wait for clads take on those books 💀

#

Oh, no, wait, we have 😂

#

"mY KInG Of aGEs" 🚬

mental cobalt
tall phoenix
#

IT LITERALLY IS THOUGH

#

Like, some chapters are 4 pages long, some are 30

mental cobalt
#

I HATE THAT

tall phoenix
#

There is no escape!

waxen patio
#

hello book people

#

what are your favorite series involving the imperial guard?

I read gaunts ghosts and loved it and need more

tall phoenix
#

Theres some but id highly recommend this one

#

Its a very fun book

#

The Macharius trilogy is also an old but extremely underrated series

shy lark
#

You only need 15 Hours

tall phoenix
#

15 Hours is if you want maximum depression

cerulean peak
#

I'm almost done with Harrowmaster. Finally things are happening

tall phoenix
#

(which isnt a bad thing lol)

cerulean peak
#

Alpha legion are really jobbers. Shame the inquisition is even more incompetent somehow

tall phoenix
#

Lmao jobbers?

#

also wdym somehow

#

they are literally 2 Inquisitors infighting during the entire operation due to petty feuds

cerulean peak
#

Yea. Like poetry

#

Inquisitors really can't work together 💀

tall phoenix
#

Its one of the best parts of the book imo lol

cerulean peak
#

I blame the puritan

tall phoenix
#

Nah its 90% very much her fault yeah lol

#

literally ruins our entire flow GET OUT OF MY SHIP

cerulean peak
#

(In all honesty the radical is pretty fucking dumb tho)

tall phoenix
#

I mean hes blinded by revenge

cerulean peak
#

I love how the primaris are portrayed as shitters

tall phoenix
#

I wouldnt really say shitters

#

they are brand new, they just dont understand the alpha legion

#

which is like. kinda fair lol

cerulean peak
#

Especially the first scene where they are overconfident af and they just get stomped

tall phoenix
#

Yeah its one of my fav part sof the book

#

also I LOVE how they emphasize the warband leader dude on the opening credits text

#

and he just gets killed

cerulean peak
#

What should I read next; i'm probably finishing the novel tonight

tall phoenix
#

Solomon is like WAY down the cast of Alphas too which is funny

tall phoenix
#

JailTime 📖

smoky bronze
#

they got a lot of mileage out of that one drawing of her lol

cerulean peak
#

Mhm I think I do have Outgunned in the pile somewhere

tall phoenix
smoky bronze
#

"you kept it saved as layers right"
"yeah"
"good"

tall phoenix
#

it actually adds to the plot of the 2 books, its really good shit

#

Above is also like one of my favorite 40k books ever i think

cerulean peak
#

I take theyre not included in the physical copy

tall phoenix
#

Yeah this series is not really that famous so alas no

severe trail
#

I wish it was

tall phoenix
#

same

severe trail
#

It deserves to be famous

#

Flowers my GOAT

tall phoenix
#

🙏

cerulean peak
#

Probably in the omnibus in 5-10 years

tall phoenix
#

Nah

#

we gotta reprint ravenor, eisencunt and gant ghouls again

unborn merlin
#

Harrowmaster was great even if the twist at the end was pretty obvious.

tall phoenix
#

Im gonna be frank i did not expect it

#

tho i did have the biggest shit eating grin when it happened

cerulean peak
#

I have a guess at something

#

I'll see soon if i'm on it

unborn merlin
#

I kinda expected it halfway. Originally I thought it was going to be the puritan Inquisitor but also ya know, Alpha Legion.

#

It was a cool reveal nonetheless.

cerulean peak
#

Goin' dark now . Getting spoilery here 🫥

tall phoenix
#

YEET

cerulean peak
#

💀💀

tall phoenix
#

jesus christ

#

lol

#

what a fucking dogshit book

unborn merlin
#

Would've liked to have read a Reynolds Angron book 😔

#

Thanks a lot GW.

tall phoenix
#

yeah Reynolds quit post-Bile iirc

unborn merlin
#

Both Reynolds were pretty great honestly.

tall phoenix
#

yeah I dont really blame him for quitting

#

Black Library can be awful to work with lol

unborn merlin
#

Unless you're like Thorpe or Abnett. Then you can do anything.

tall phoenix
#

Yeah they are the real old guard

#

they got enough influence to mostly do what they want minus some restrictions.

#

Gav was writing rulebooks/lore for GW before most people here were like even born lol

deft bramble
silk laurel
# tall phoenix

I keep seeing that book on audible, I couldnt get into double eagle so I ruled out getting aviation based imperium books

#

I did like denny flowers short story in da red gobbo collection though

cerulean peak
#

At the end of Harrowmaster ||the inquisitor raises the pyro witch to full inquisitor and they seem to be a lot of emphasis on her name. || I feel like the book expects me to react to this. Should I know this character from somewhere else?

tall phoenix
tall phoenix
#

I bought it expecting aircraft slop and got based af character things instead

silk laurel
#

sorta ciaphas cain adjacent thing then, comparison due to lack of anything else similar

cerulean peak
#

Got an email from amazon; above and beyond just released paperback. It's a sign.

#

(Ravenor omnibus too)

silk laurel
#

might get one of the books then

tall phoenix
#

its a series so you will be confused otherwise, its the first in the duology

silk laurel
#

I was looking at it

tall phoenix
#

and yeah id kinda say Caiphas Cain-ish but its a very much more taken seriously

#

theres some funny its still though, but comedic and dark humor'y lol

#

"WE LEFT MY PROPAGANDA SKULL BEHIND!"

#

"Who?"

silk laurel
#

yeah thats my sort of jam, double eagle put me off because of the plane jibberish fights

tall phoenix
#

SAME.

#

I get why people love it but im just not into WW2 plane-wank jargon sorry guys lol

#

in that case yeah the book barely has any of that in it, it just sometimes covers basic things regarding Thunderbolts, Lightnings etc, its much more focused on the pilots from the view of the protagonist Kile Simlex himself

#

its one of the best "whew close calls" of the book for me since i bought it expecting plane-junk

silk laurel
#

felt like I'd read most imperial guard books I was interested in, was moving off warhammer stuff/taking a break from it, this'll be a good return I'll get it to listen to tomorrow in audiobook form while I work

tall phoenix
#

If you want some more I.G stuff id also highly recommend Fall of Cadia

#

another fun book with lots of guard focus but also tons of POV swaps during the battle for Cadia

silk laurel
#

I'd avoided that knowing what already happens on cadia but that frames it a bit more interesting, not covering the overall ordeal

tall phoenix
#

To be fair we barely know most of the POVs on Cadia as per Gathering Storm, its an incredibly general coverage of it on that one.

#

here you see what every side of the battle feels, the Cadians, Kasrkin, Chaos Marines, Loyalist Astartes, Admirals, Abaddon, hell even Trazyn, its great

#

you also get to see Creed being a alcoholic mess ala Churchill trying to keep it all together, its some real good shit

silk laurel
#

oh that does sound fun

#

I'd stayed away from the krieg books too, I heard a big chunk of them is logistics

tall phoenix
#

Its not even logistics

#

Krieg books are just... mid

#

they are very medicore due to them ALWAYS being by Steve Lyons and nobody else, it gets very stale when hes been writign about them for like 20 IRL years

silk laurel
#

damn

tall phoenix
#

yeaaah lol

#

people like

#

only recommend Dead Men Walking and nothing else, and that book is like a decade old lol

silk laurel
#

its funny to see the differences in old books like gaunts ghosts, I read a few of those

cerulean peak
#

Dilara recommending something from Lyons 👀 ||it's his best novel||

tall phoenix
#

Im not tbh, its more just its THE only option

#

YEAH exactly KEKW_ogryn

tall phoenix
#

and not the new updated shadow monster versions

cerulean peak
#

You WILL enjoy gas mask and trench shovel memes

silk laurel
#

Ciaphas cain made me like the bland valhallans

tall phoenix
#

yeah because Valhallans got fucking character

#

and arent just "Mhm sure for the Emperor ill go die now"

silk laurel
#

it's a lot of "We love the cold!"

tall phoenix
#

something-something insert soviet russian memes here

deft bramble
#

fuck cold

#

and fuck rain

silk laurel
#

was surprised by deathworlder enjoyed that book

deft bramble
#

its fucking storm right now here

#

what the fuck

silk laurel
#

I got rain rn

deft bramble
#

yesterday is was was 35 C, like Sahara desert, and now people are resquing their kids from their cars, knees in water

silk laurel
#

yesterday had insane rain, earlier it was very hot, now the rain begins again

quartz path
# tall phoenix Krieg books are just... mid

I had planned to just get the book titled "KRIEG" bcuz I haven't read anything about them
Turn through the book real fast, I see "The Cadians and Kriegers..." and I just immediately put the book back onto the shelf

tall phoenix
#

My favorite part about that book is it has a present-time battle thing in the novel as the plot and flashbacks showing the entire origin of the planet Krieg right?

#

And almost all the readers say the flashbacks where you see the origin of the planet/regiment itself is better than actually reading the present-time stuff about Kriegsmen themselves

quartz path
#

Not trying to act like "oh i love everything besides the mainstream" but I don't know if I'd want a book that's nothing but talking about the most recorded and chronicled regiments in 40k

#

Maybe to clear up misinformation that the internet spreads, but if beyond that it's just glazing then I won't bother 😔

tall phoenix
#

Yeah it really doesnt have much

quartz path
#

Oh boy, what's something new I can learn from this book?
"the kriegers are beyond the best and coolest awesome legions in the imperium"

safe plover
#

how do kreigers even speak with the gasmasks on?

#

i feel like it should all be pyro voice lines

shy lark
cerulean peak
#

Best Krieg is ||Krieg Acerbus||

trim ermine
#

Do you guys have any recommendations for books about the imperial fists?

shy lark
#

Storm of Iron
I don't think there's really any outstanding Imperial Fists novels but maybe Seventh Retribution

cerulean peak
#

Storm of iron

#

The main character has IF geneseed 🙂

shy lark
#

I heard there's some good short stories but I never really read them

cerulean peak
#

Otherwise you might have more luck with successor chapters

shy lark
#

There's also the 30k novels but I hardly read any of them

trim ermine
#

All right, thanks!

storm kettle
#

Why does all higher command despise gaunts ghosts so much

#

They always seem to have some fight with authority in their books

tall phoenix
simple cloud
#

Tall poppy syndrome

tall phoenix
#

and the people in charge came to power through nepotism and other IRL military nonsense

simple cloud
#

Exported straight from the UK 2 the imperium

storm kettle
#

The amount of hate they get just seems kinda extreme sometimes

celest heron
#

I mean haunts ghosts is based on sharpes rifles

storm kettle
#

Like getting barraged by friendly artillery because they didn’t care the ghosts were there

celest heron
#

Where every single gentleman officer despised the unit

tall phoenix
#

"why is military command so mean"

runic root
#

Its the most scary trailer ive ever seen. But also surreal. Almost Monty Python esque

shrewd silo
tall phoenix
#

It doesnt really have much to do with him being the main character

#

its a homage to Sharpe's Rifles which is just what Gaunt rips off, officers of that age which 40k also copies had all sorts of pettiness, nepotism and assholery to them, the Imperium just enhances it since everyone in its institutions are usually awful people

simple cloud
smoky bronze
#

Gaunt's also very much considered an upstart compared to the people hes on a command level with usually

#

Rising from the commisariat to a pretty damn high standard rank instead of being from a military family etc etc

#

Hes a guy from the schola

#

Also they kinda made up his rank just for him to make a problem go away lol

#

"What do you mean the planet blew up with everyone we planned to lead the army? Theres still one commisar? Eh put him officially in charge i guess"

celest heron
celest heron
tall phoenix
#

because at the end of the day they are still political officers

#

their ranks/influence depends on the warzone as well

runic root
# celest heron Still not sure how comissariat is considered lower than traditional military

Commissars are weird. Their authority mainly resides in enforcing morale, order, and adhearance to laws and military code. They are in that regard much more akin to a space marine chaplin.

Their rank and authority in regards to strategy and tactics varies wildly.

Can a commissar lead a planetary assault? Yes.
Can a commissar lead a starship instead of a captain? Also yes
Can he accompany a squad of infantry thats being lead by a corporal, just sticking to enforcing the emperors law and maintaining morale, leaving the operational and tactical leadership to the corporal? Yes

That's the finnicky part about commissars. They can lead military operations, all the way up to planetary or sector defense. But they dont always do. Their main role is loyalty ensurance and the maintaining of order and discipline.

celest heron
tall phoenix
#

I mean you are still a higher ranking person in the Guard, you are allowed to do that and it still happens IRL.

#

And they would probably still become generals due to systematic corruption/nepotism

#

its kinda the point

celest heron
runic root
#

Depends on the bitching. If your bitching doesnt qualify as "heresy", "cowardice","damaging to morale" , "questioning of authority " or disobedience/treason", you should be good.

celest heron
#

When you are fucking around with a parallely powerful office (baby commisar will go complain to daddy commisar)

tall phoenix
#

they cant just randomly accuse and execute officers of big ranks either

#

then its their head on the block

#

unless theres a proper standing charge it will almost always go nowhere

runic root
#

Plenty are the graves of commissars who didnt have the muscle to back up their authority. Ask the catachans 😂

tall phoenix
#

the imperial bureucracy is filled with it

#

commissars included

celest heron
#

Oh yeah

#

The thing is with these nobles I feel like the only thing they know should be politics

#

Because thats all their fatasses need to succeed

tall phoenix
#

I mean

#

look at nobility in history and the type we got IRL

runic root
#

This is as painful as it is funny

#

And true KEKW_ogryn

celest heron
tall phoenix
#

I mean there kinda is from history

#

its their entire inspiration lol

#

and we arent talking about commissars, we are talking about nobles

celest heron
#

Its that nobility somehow doesnt know how to deal with parallel power structures that are pretty much the only thing capable of murdering them

#

Like they wouldn't act outright hostile to an ecclesiarch outside of snide remarks, as opposed to actively denigrating the commisariat

tall phoenix
#

Power is power.

celest heron
#

I guess

tall phoenix
#

Theres no "default" form to this stuff.

#

you are also doing the greatest mistake of trying to logistically think about warhammer

celest heron
#

Just the one difference that makes no sense to me from the sharpes rifles (where the officers hate sharpe for a reason)

tall phoenix
#

We got a president IRL who stopped a government agency from giving weather/storm data to a forecasting center not caring its probably gonna kill/injure thousands.

#

The stupidity of our beings goes deep lol

wide mica
#

It's a running trend that it's only the incompetent officers which hate him

tall phoenix
#

I thought it was just classic english racism

#

I mean uh

#

yeah very weird

wide mica
#

and they hate him because him being good threatens their innate sense of superiority. While the actual competent officers don't give a damn, they just know Sharpe can get it done.

tall phoenix
#

Im glad military institutions arent like that anymore IRL

celest heron
tall phoenix
#

Sharpe is a car???

celest heron
#

He is an outsider entering their gentlemeans club

tall phoenix
#

what episode is this

wide mica
#

I must have missed a chapter, I don't recall him being a horse

celest heron
#

Mustang is a term for enlisted becoming an officer

wide mica
#

If anything I'd respect a horse more if it became a Rifleman

celest heron
wide mica
#

Na just wire up a rifle to a dash cam and you're on that sorted

celest heron
runic root
# celest heron I guess

All flows as the author wills it and as much as the big dogs at GW can be assed to micromanage him.

All that matters is that you buy the slop.

All else falls flat to that.

Worldbuilding. Plot. Sense. Everything.

Pay them money and shut up 😂

celest heron
#

Firing 3 shots a minute while going over 90mph

simple cloud
smoky bronze
#

they're often a huge pain to the rest of the regiment yeah lol

#

the inquisition is the monster in the closet but the commisar is the angry goblin punching you in the shin

silk laurel
#

read a decent chunk of outgunned it's definitely the type of warhammer book I like

tall phoenix
#

Hehehehe

silk laurel
#

reminds me a bit of assassinorum kingmaker, That book has a lot of personality for a book about imperial assassins

tall phoenix
#

Yeah its also just "fun"

#

which is very rare for 40k books

silk laurel
#

I like snarky characters,its why I like cain

tall phoenix
#

Shard definitely overtakes him in that regard

#

shes an absolute cunt, I love her lol

silk laurel
#

shes more direct

#

ciaphas is more sarcastic

tall phoenix
#

thats a nice way to put it KEKW_ogryn

#

yeah definitely, he relies more on quips

#

Shard meanwhile is like

#

"Fuck off, im drinking."

silk laurel
#

and people think he's praising them

tall phoenix
#

yeee

silk laurel
#

big fan of shard in that way, very strong intro on her

tall phoenix
#

yeah the book doesnt explore her too much, thats all for Above and Beyond which goes REALLY deep into it

#

you will also see some more of her in the Shorts you gotta read before you start Above, highly recommend it

silk laurel
#

Be assured I'm getting it next

tall phoenix
#

finally

#

my propaganda is working

silk laurel
#

I'm glad to have found it, as you've said there isnt much like it

#

gone through most the series I care for gaunts ghosts has moments but overall is drier

#

This sorta stuff also inspires me to keep my bi-weekly dark heresy 2e game going

tall phoenix
#

Yeah im just happy to introduce more people to it, comparing it to Kingmaker is also very apt imo. Again its a serious but also a simply Fun™ novel, im not against depresso marine bolter go bang-bang novels but little niche books like this always grab my interest more.

silk laurel
#

I like a few of the space marine books but saying that the ones I like most are the night lords trilogy because theres personality there with characters like septimus the chapter serf

silk laurel
tall phoenix
#

Yea amidst my top 40k books theres only like 1 space marine one and thats Lukas the Trickster lol

silk laurel
#

I've only read kingmaker from that group

deft bramble
silk laurel
#

One book I'm getting soon is grotsnik, which denny flowers wrote also

deft bramble
#

so its mid in your opinion...

#

so i was deceived...

tall phoenix
#

AAA-

#

NO

deft bramble
tall phoenix
#

very fun adventure books

silk laurel
#

wraithbone phoenix was great

silk laurel
tall phoenix
#

I hated the ending

#

just felt like more needless eldar sadporn

#

otherwise really good novel

reef nacelle
#

Is that an Eldar book?

silk laurel
#

it was a few months back I'm mind blanking on it

reef nacelle
#

TWO eldar books

tall phoenix
tall phoenix
#

so basically the entire journey was for nothing

silk laurel
#

oh

tall phoenix
#

yeahhhh lol

silk laurel
#

now I remember

tall phoenix
#

but that aside yeah hope you have fun with this one

#

the duology with Shard is real fun

silk laurel
#

yeah thats why I forgot

reef nacelle
#

Not wraithbone phoenix lol

"The Farseer" book

tall phoenix
#

Oh lmao

reef nacelle
#

I know wraithbone is a crime novel lol

tall phoenix
#

Shut up nerd

#

but yeah its kind of an eldar novel, theres the farseer and the warrior eldar with him who accompany the main washed up ex-rogue trader Janus Draik to a demon world for a mcguffin

#

its one of THE rare 40k books that got entirely retconned for the dumbest reasons, its a really fun novel and by the author of Gotre and Felix

deft bramble
#

muffin

silk laurel
#

I was about to mention gotrek and felix

tall phoenix
#

Yeah the reason for its retcon is also hilarious

#

basically its because it had a weapon that could kill Slaanesh in it right

#

this was 20 years before the ynnari were a thing

#

WHO ALSO GO TO THIS SAME PLANET IN THE BOOK

silk laurel
#

I like anthology books, its rad that trollslayer basically is one, its a strong intro to them

tall phoenix
#

Yeeee its why I really love the book

#

the eldar duo alongside draik make a great trio of protagonists

#

you rarely see 40k books which are just fun adventure stuff

silk laurel
#

blackstone fortress sorta was

#

I really liked the 2nd book, some cool stuff happened the crew felt like a ttrpg party

tall phoenix
#

Yeah tho thats kinda the point considering the tabletop setting for it IS a ttrpg party lol

#

the book 3 is also interesting and has a really sad finale I liked

#

I was around when BT was coming out too and it was a huge thing, people entirely moved away from it now

silk laurel
#

I've been going through audiobook form because its convinent, sadly only two of the books are on it

#

Ascension felt pretty final tbh

tall phoenix
#

Yeah tbh it pretty much does

#

but like in the final book Janus literally turns into like

#

some sort of fortress god alongside his gf, and the blackstone fortress heads for the sol system

#

its a really sad finale lol

silk laurel
#

damn its sorta foreshadowed in 2

tall phoenix
#

Yep its bleak af

#

basically he "joins" with the Fortress to save her as its activating and he has no other choice, im spoiling it because most people have never read this novel

silk laurel
#

I've read like one horus heresy book and the part that caught me off is in those books they're still fighting random weird alien civilisations I guess it makes sense as its before they're killing eachother but some are out there

tall phoenix
#

Yeah the 30k-era was filled with alien/human civilizations that get nuked by the Imperium and its Legions

#

they are still around now too but less occuring, space is big lol

silk laurel
#

guess those tau other species gotta come fron somewhere, its odd they dont crop up in side books, the kroots kinda get used for that in most cases

#

I hate discord mobile

tall phoenix
#

basically because authors cannot be assed

#

its why you also never get books exploring non-imperial unfounded human civilizations and whatnot

#

its easier to hold a warhammer fans attention when they can soyjak at space marines shooting generic evil aliens

silk laurel
#

makes sense, necrons and orks have had some books I've loved though

#

twice dead king and stuff like big dakka

#

Hopefully a votann book will come at some point, I'm not a fan of their aestetic but interested in how they'd be more personality wise because dwarfs are funny

tall phoenix
#

We got a votann book

#

it was mid

tall phoenix
celest heron
# tall phoenix no

Old ones book with a completely different galaxy and they go check on the galaxy and say "wow thats fucked"

#

And just leave

tall phoenix
#

its why I love lizardmen in WHF End Times

#

the fact that they just leave is so fucking sensible and hilarious

celest heron
#

Yup

#

I remember in hs this one dude hated endtimes

#

But the lizardmen were funny

#

His complaint was the amount of "rocks fall and everyone dies" moments

simple cloud
#

Yah lizardman end times is peak hilarity

#

Tho my boy mazdamundi fukin ded 😦

runic peak
#

I thought the peak was when Throgg pissed on Sigvald's corpse

fringe thorn
smoky bronze
#

40k moment

simple cloud
#

I still remember reading this shit

#

😔

tall phoenix
#

Is the reveal that they nailed babies onto walls or something

simple cloud
#

Way 2 b unsubtle about it Dilara

#

It’s not the fact its the setup

#

Any cringe grimderp can have shit like that obv

#

But in context it gets ya

tall phoenix
#

what unsubtle, its literally what it is lol

simple cloud
cerulean peak
#

Von Shard really is an asshole KEKW_ogryn

tall phoenix
#

Shes such a fucking cunt man, I love her

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its such a breath of fresh air too, any other book she'd be like some kindly misunderstood hero

cerulean peak
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So far the book is fun. Lucille and Simlex are both great characters

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I'm happy it's not plane autism with technical terms

simple cloud
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U leave double eagle alone I love planes

tall phoenix
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Hate that shit

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Was legit dreading it when i was getting this book so happy its not the case here lol

simple cloud
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I must b able 2 get in flight simulator & replicate each sortie to the 1/2 meter

deft bramble
deft bramble
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just learned there are books about some commissar called Gaunt from Abnett, are they good?

drowsy urchin
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very

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if you like military drama

deft bramble
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thanks

silk laurel
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some cool regiments get shown in those books

vale wren
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old man yaoi

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bottom text

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do not speak to me of "slowburn" if the arguments dont last 8000 years

deft bramble
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Is this book really about 2 gay necrons

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I see too many gay jokes about it

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(Every time someone posts the book, there is 100% a gay joke there)

elder meadow
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Doesn't quite work since one of them is a cyclops. The whole locking gazes thing.

vale wren
tall phoenix
drowsy urchin
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doomed old man yaoi

hybrid turtle
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they are divorced

wide mica
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They can work through it

celest heron
simple cloud
simple cloud
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Not 40K but if any1 wants 2 kno more about the trauma the Europoors endured that made them create 40K, Keegan’s The First World War is excellent & beautifully written.

runic root
runic root
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More thirst in this community than than every dessert people have ever had in the history of mankind

celest heron
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Its actually about 2 necrons that hate each other

runic root
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In a less sexual way, they are political rivals. Totally normal for 40k. But noooooo, everything has to be sexual, because haha, funni ghey necrons...

If the author wanted them gay, he would have made them so ...

But again, this fandom is so horny, i would not be surprised If at least every 3rd minifigure collector occasionally misuses his or her figurines....staregryn KEKW_ogryn

forest spruce
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To the jar they go

hybrid turtle
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eh just a harmless ship

wide mica
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Interpreting a character as gay is not "Making it sexual"

tall phoenix
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also Trazyn and Orikan legit argue like a couple

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Yv/Gman meanwhile have nothing to do with each other

celest heron
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Its meant ro be comedic in the same way as prople do the guilliman yvraine thing

celest heron
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Unless people think they are actually couples

wide mica
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Yea it's interpreting undertones in the way two complex characters interact with eachother, it's not like we're writing hardcore erotic fanfic here.

runic root
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Mustve missed the funny... Dont find it entertaining. But then again, gay or straight, romance is enigma to me. Dont know, dont care, give me physical violence, thats why i read 40k anyways.

The only porn i want is bolterporn chadgryn

tall phoenix
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Infinite and Divine

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Dont find it entertaining

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explains a lot

tall phoenix
runic root
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Havent read the book yet

hybrid turtle
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they sit at a theatre like statler and waldorf and bicker like a divorced couple

runic root
tall phoenix
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"YOU PUT US IN FRONTROW SEATS TO A COUP!"

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"Oh lmao lol"

simple cloud
hybrid turtle
celest heron
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Infinite and divine is the one where orrikan keeps doing timeline changes right?

simple cloud
tall phoenix
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during a fucking court session btw

celest heron
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Heh

tall phoenix
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ngl most realistic use of time travel abilities

celest heron
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Paternity court for the rogue trader

hybrid turtle
simple cloud
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Lmfao

celest heron
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Lel

tall phoenix
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yeah and after enough resets Traz is like

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"Wait a minute. YOU'RE REVERSING TIME!"

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"No im not???"

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"YES YOU FUCKING ARE"

runic root
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Maybe i do need to read it

tall phoenix
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its extremely praised