#40k-book-club

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tall phoenix
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Not too wrong...

wise yew
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Terminal overkill a Necromunda book is probably on the closest to what you explained so

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That's the best i have remembered

tall phoenix
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Yeah that might be it.

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or not

wise yew
tall phoenix
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Fair lol

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Its a bit too specific so i couldnt really think of anything

wise yew
tall phoenix
deft bramble
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alright, thanks

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damn i love to see common life, and not some space "plastic men" and SUPA SPY boring ahh operations

tall phoenix
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Too true.

deft bramble
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well eisenhord adventures were not boring but still

tall phoenix
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Crime is probably the best look you are gonna get at that.

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so probably just spin the wheel and see where it lands

deft bramble
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gamba

tall phoenix
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Gaming🎲

severe trail
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tbh idiots are a dime a dozen irl

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it makes perfect sense in 40k

deft bramble
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the character who spat it out is well written overall

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it just makes sense

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fun as hell

tall phoenix
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God i forgot his name he had like the most scumbag one

tall phoenix
deft bramble
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Lemuel Scratchasscheeks

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S... Sweepbuttocks...

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Stackcocks

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Scratchwick!!!

tall phoenix
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THATS IT

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Scratchwick Scratchwick, what a twat

deft bramble
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the guy who was dragging him to the ship is tragic as hell

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Forl is the name i think

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did that bitch kill his family?.. i didnt quite catch it

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in general is was quite hard for me to read bri'ish english with all the fancy words decribing stuff

deft bramble
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heh, i understand the vibe

tall phoenix
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Same. As for the family bit nah

deft bramble
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but Clint is way cooler imo

tall phoenix
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She was talking about A family she murdered for lolz

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Since shes a sadist

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And stores peoples last moments in her brain

deft bramble
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yeah i got that she killed some family, but i was not sure about Forl's one

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awright thx

tall phoenix
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No worries

deft bramble
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"awright"

tall phoenix
deft bramble
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new word

tall phoenix
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Lmao

deft bramble
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from the book

tall phoenix
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It has a lot of good words

deft bramble
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i cant remember any other one...

safe plover
deft bramble
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a w r i g h t

safe plover
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i was referencing olly he says all-right a lot

tall phoenix
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its a common word!

unborn merlin
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🤨

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<@&735928989146939404>

tall phoenix
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Ugh

unborn merlin
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Brother ugh

tall phoenix
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and off he goes

unborn merlin
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Good ending pogryn

deft bramble
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-1 genstoleier

royal egret
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Did I miss the free porn?

tall phoenix
deft bramble
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evil moderators took it from us 😦

unborn merlin
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Literally 1984.

deft bramble
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literally 40000.

safe plover
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😭

safe plover
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how do we feel about angels of caliban?

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master of mankind is kinda hard to follow maybe thats why i seem to be having a hard time paying attention to it

frigid osprey
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it's the last day to download kindle books from amazon site btw yall

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if that sort of thing is important to you

unborn merlin
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If you're super invested in Imperium Secundus then it's worthwhile. You'll also need to read Ruinstorm to complete the arc.

royal egret
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I really like the melee between the Lion and Curze

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And their sons

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It’s almost slapstick

solar oyster
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Their legions have always been my fav

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the most grimdark imo of space marines

safe plover
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"Guilliman reached out a hand of comfort but the Blood Angel avoided it, brushing a hand across his brow to smooth away his hair."

robust delta
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Guys, is lion son of the forest any good? wanna buy it, have soul catcher and 3 books of eisenhorn

tall phoenix
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Its okay/good.

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Buy it if you really wanna read about the Lion honestly, not much to it otherwise.

robust delta
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i just like dark angels, and its one of books we have recently published in my country

tall phoenix
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If you like Dark Angels then buy it yes, its a lot better compared to the other novels they have gotten over the years

robust delta
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theres like only 30 i think, they started been published i think 2 years ago

severe trail
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It doesn’t have any non fallen DA in it

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Just an fyi

tall phoenix
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^

severe trail
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As long as that’s not a deal breaker

robust delta
tall phoenix
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Lmao

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you should probably know some stuff before heading in

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otherwise you are gonna be like extremely confused

robust delta
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should i get more into dark angels lore?

tall phoenix
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I mean yes

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the book is literally about their primarch and legion secret

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BUT GOOD NEWS

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The Dark Angels were the I Legion of the twenty original Space Marine Legions. Their Primarch is Lion El'Jonson. After remaining loyal to the Emperor during the Horus Heresy, this legion was later re-organized and divided into several Chapters during the Second Founding. One of these chapters would keep the original legion's name and assets, tho...

Lion El'Jonson, also known as The Lion and The First[15], is the Primarch of the Dark Angels. He was scattered along with the other Primarchs to the far corners of the galaxy. He finally came to rest on the world Caliban, a beautiful but blighted world tainted by Chaos due to its proximity to the Eye of Terror. Lion El'Jonson was renowned for a ...

robust delta
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i mean, i dunno about inquisition except they are inquisition and eisenhorn was really good

tall phoenix
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Just read these wiki summaries and you should be caught up.

tall phoenix
robust delta
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Thanks! Gonna read them before buying

tall phoenix
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Largely just skim-read Lion's stuff to learn what he is doing

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Just dont read here in his page, its all book spoilers.

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For the Dark Angels just get their general gist and you should be all set up.

robust delta
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Okay, thanks for the help! Gonna ask more questions in future when gonna get more books!

tall phoenix
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All good have fun hopefully

drowsy urchin
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Lion son of the forest is indeed very good

brittle tapir
old hare
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lion el jonson woke up?? dam...wish I was strong enough to do that

tall phoenix
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Mood honestly

severe trail
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Eepy

drowsy urchin
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gone woke...

brittle tapir
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he went woke

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god damn it

tall phoenix
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LMFAO

old hare
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Im like the Incredible Hulk

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except instead of always being angry

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Im always sleepy

tall phoenix
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too real

old hare
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I can fall asleep at a moments notice and yes this is a threat mister president

brittle tapir
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i am become eepy, the drinker of milk

severe trail
tall phoenix
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Ikr, it also implies so much

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Screamers being able to sleep is so fucking funny

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HE LOOKS SO PEACEFUL TOO

robust delta
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also, i lied. we only have 18 books published, and half of them wait to get more made bcs they kinda popular i think

tall phoenix
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Yeah this is why I just download online tbh

brittle tapir
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woah dilara that's illegal

robust delta
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You have e-reader?

tall phoenix
tall phoenix
severe trail
tall phoenix
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i just downloaded the first one i found

robust delta
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tried from a phone but just cant, feels weird and cant find not too small not too big of a font

tall phoenix
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Lmaooo nah yeah I just use my phone

tall phoenix
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on mine you can expand the text lol

brittle tapir
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you can also print every page

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if you're insane

tall phoenix
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💀

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I just get the epub from BL
Upload it to my private discord dumping server
Open my phone
Download it to the epub from there

brittle tapir
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i love how downloadable files are like 5 times as expensive from BL

severe trail
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It’s a passive animation they do

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Before combat or outside of it

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Or rather screamers do

oak pollen
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ah

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i was about to say, how did i miss something that puts the enemy to sleep?

severe trail
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It’s just that

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Screamers are an insanely niche enemy

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So it’s funny they even have that animation

oak pollen
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yeah

leaden acorn
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Screamers are kinda qt not gonna lie

final adder
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I fucking hated fighting them in the Saim Hann campaign in warhammer tacticus lol

tall phoenix
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Aw hell no not Tacticus 😭

final adder
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Its fun, just very grindy

tall phoenix
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well yeah its a phone game

final adder
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Its on pc now too lol

grim gate
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What are some good T'au books?

severe trail
grim gate
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Aight ill check it out

final adder
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A couple excerpts from the Salamanders omnibus describing Vulkan He'stan's sheer aura levels

shy lark
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Damb gamers, The House of Night and Chain is a little slow

deft bramble
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Reading Terminal Overkill
"Forgive me. I do not touch women"

tall phoenix
safe plover
safe plover
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theres already plenty

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i like it because it shows basic emotions like frustration between primarchs

wind mirage
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Started reading eisenhorn book

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Idk i thought he was a she for the first 20 pages

deft bramble
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"good looking and clean shaved"

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where shaved staregryn

frigid osprey
safe plover
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ruinstorm is really good so far

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angels of caliban is kinda w/e until the end

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its not bad but it can not hold a candle to master of mankind

cerulean peak
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I'm taking a break of the heresy. I've started Black Legion by ADB. It's nice

safe plover
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ABD my beloved....

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grahm and abd are peak

cerulean peak
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I applaud your good take, cladman

tall phoenix
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Hes on his redemption arc

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even found Angels of Caliban not good!

cerulean peak
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Flame him some more

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It's working

tall phoenix
severe trail
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💀

safe plover
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you guys just enjoy blowing up any non hateful opinions i have towards books you hate

tall phoenix
wise yew
tribal sky
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Nightlord books spoilers: ||Why is the the new marine at the end called Decimus? Decimus implies the tenth right? Father is the seventh and mother is the eighth and the son is tenth? Am i missing something here?||

frigid osprey
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||there was a Nonus, he didnt last very long||

tribal sky
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Oh lol

wintry blade
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Has there been any new xenos books lately? I’m waiting for the new grotsnik book and new farsight book and am struggling to find stuff in between

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I’ve almost read through every crime book after running out of xenos and admech books

royal egret
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Elemental Council I think is the most recent

reef nacelle
severe trail
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for like

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the last year of releases

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Though dark coil is a mind fuck

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so maybe don't read it

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I'm not sure what you mean by lately

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tbh

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so I just gave a broad selection

tribal sky
reef nacelle
frigid osprey
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ADB had to get the number to 10 loregryn

mental cobalt
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Can we just appreciate how well Dan Abnett did with his inquisitor series

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Eisenhorn was amazing, though the massive time skips were a 🤏🏻 of a problem

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But then he made Ravenor

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And Bequin

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And with each series, the writing just got better

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Ravenor gave more spotlight to other characters

drowsy urchin
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yeah it's amazing how each book gets better than the one before

mental cobalt
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And Bequin - Penitent has one of the best scenarios I've ever read in a 40k book

mental cobalt
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I'm so ready for Pandemonium

drowsy urchin
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any day now

mental cobalt
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I wish he did book signings

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I legit would love to have him sign these

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Eisenhorn made me cry at one point

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It's crazy cause ||Tobias Maxilla dying had me 😢, and he wasn't even a main character||

frigid osprey
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xenos i think honestly is the perfect 40k book

mental cobalt
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I really liked Malleus

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I honestly love that each time there's a chaos space marine, Dan can really put it into perspective of how terrifying they can be compared to normal humans

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Like in Xenos

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And Bequin Pariah

frigid osprey
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And it's only one single chaos space marine

reef nacelle
mental cobalt
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I actually forgot that part

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I rememebr the stc and chaos robots

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I would also highly recommend Assassinorum Kingmaker by Robert Rath

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He also wrote Fall of Cadia and The infinite and the divine

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It's a good book about knights on a knight world and officio assassinorum

tacit trail
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Is it true that the dark angels books arent really good

royal egret
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A lot are not yes

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Imo

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Of the big four chapters they definitely got the worst end for their books

drowsy urchin
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contradictory to that is the new-ish Lion: Son of the Forest book, which is excellent and a starting point (hopefully) to a new kind of era for Dark Angels

royal egret
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Imo it’s fine, the dialogue is pretty meh and it doesn’t do any work to explain why the Lion is different now

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The action is well done though and it’s not boring at least

tall phoenix
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Well you do hate Mike Brooks so this opinion is definitely uh "something".

tall phoenix
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The early books of theirs back in the day made me way too jaded 💀

tacit trail
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I think dark angels definitely have the coolest lore

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But it doesnt seem like they'll be too fun to read in 40k

tall phoenix
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Its because Gav Thorpe does what he does best.

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Pick faction

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Repeat their gimmick as the plotpoint constantly

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with DA its Fallen Fallen Fallen Fallen Fallen

drowsy urchin
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the fallen stuff gets quite boring quite quickly, but the Lion book does something interesting with it finally

tacit trail
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Yeah I heard exactly that

tall phoenix
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Yeah like you just wanna read a book about the chapter doing some basic marine stuff.

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But nope surprise its Fallen KEKW_ogryn

tall phoenix
tacit trail
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Thank god

tall phoenix
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when all we got was generic McBadguy Fallen in like literally everything who isnt Cypher

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(which is mostl ybecause Fallen are a chaos faction on tabletop so GW prob never allowed writers to move past that lol)

wise yew
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I can see it now the ultimate space marine generic book

tall phoenix
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Yeah Dark Angels are also genuinely cool.

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They just turn into cartoon characters the moment you add Fallen into the mix

tacit trail
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i love their aesthetic and lore

tacit trail
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From what I understand, a lot of them arent really even true traitors

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they're just confused

wise yew
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Wide as an ocean deep as a puddle

tall phoenix
mental cobalt
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Can we talk about how great ciaphas cain was

tacit trail
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i havent read ciaphas cain yet

mental cobalt
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like legit comedy and wonderful

tall phoenix
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Caine's books are good but too repetitive imo

mental cobalt
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The first 2 are great

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First one is 🤌🏻

tacit trail
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I actually havent read any 40k books yet, I started Horus Heresy and I'm determined to finish it first

mental cobalt
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I read 6

shy lark
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All of the books have the exact same plot but you change out the names

wise yew
mental cobalt
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They have excellent writing, but yea, it gets repetitive

wise yew
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I love them but most of their adventures is red haired dwarf wants to commit suicide and so the blonde follows

tacit trail
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When im done with HH, I'm gonna read cain, the inquisitor books, night lords, and fabius bile

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maybe ahriman too

mental cobalt
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Do inquisitor books by Abnett

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it's peak

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literally get better with each book

tacit trail
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I am looking forward to them

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I think I got the order right

mental cobalt
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Bequin is SO GOOD

tacit trail
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First 3 Eisenhorn then ravenor then the fourth eisenhorn book then bequin

mental cobalt
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Sure

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I went all 4 eisenhorn then ravenor,

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Magos was nice

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it was the first in the series where I actually pictured the whole place they were in, in my head

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I'll always rememeber that

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When the details are so good you can completely build the area in your mind 😌

tacit trail
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I love that

mental cobalt
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I'm on Saturnine atm for siege of terra

tacit trail
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I just have 8 more books and then siege of terra and I can get to it

mental cobalt
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Gonna get through these then do gaunts ghost (i'm on book 2)

tacit trail
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Ive heard saturnine is amazing

royal egret
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It’s quite good

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Arguably the best heresy book imo

mental cobalt
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It's one of the better ones

tacit trail
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Im currently reading Angels of Caliban

mental cobalt
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The lost and the damned was so BORING

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And I'm worried about Mortis

tacit trail
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I think im skipping that one

mental cobalt
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Cause what I hear

tacit trail
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from what i was told

royal egret
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Mortis is really bland unfortunately

drowsy urchin
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I liked Mortis, titan stuff is interesting to me

tacit trail
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yeah i was told that as well

royal egret
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You’re not missing much skipping it

tacit trail
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are there any interesting characters povs or anything

royal egret
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There’s a few things

mental cobalt
tacit trail
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Is the dies irae in it, I heard it shows up again

mental cobalt
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How the knights have a mind of thier own

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It's neat

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They can decide if you pilot them

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I assume it's the same for titans

tacit trail
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the machine spirit right

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it isnt an AI or anything

mental cobalt
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I think so

tacit trail
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Oh black legion and talon of horus

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I wanted to read those too

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And dark imperium

drowsy urchin
mental cobalt
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I havent read any ADB books yet but I have his night lord omnibus

tacit trail
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He wrote first heretic and betrayer right

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I loved those

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easily in my top 5 so far

mental cobalt
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The last HH book I read was tales of heresy, then i started siege

tacit trail
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I got to finish Angels of Caliban, then praetorian of dorn, master of mankind, crimson king, ruinstorm, wolfsbane, slaves to darkness, and buried dagger

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my current list before I get to siege of terra

royal egret
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It barely gets shown doing anything

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Literally cuts before the only big fight it has really

tacit trail
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💀

royal egret
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It’s one of the most frustrating parts of the book

safe plover
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im doing ruinstorm rn

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im super hyped for buried dagger i wanna hear in detail how ||that bitch mortie surrenders to nurgle because his tummy hurts||

royal egret
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Gonna be disappointed then

tall phoenix
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Spoilers

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Mortarion joins chaos

safe plover
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🙄 stop spoiling people

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i know that i just wanted the details

tall phoenix
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Wow I sure hope this dude named Typhus doesnt do anything suspicious.

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Nevermind

safe plover
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if it werent for the rules of this land

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i would have blocked u

tall phoenix
wide mica
tall phoenix
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Yeah but he was always Typhus

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they just saw the name and went "Nah okay we gotta edit that out for his origin story"

wide mica
cerulean peak
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Then he gets dunked by anyone that duels him for every following piece of lore

royal egret
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He hasn’t read the book

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And that’s a spoiler for it

safe plover
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😡

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thanks @royal egret i owe u one

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i almost read the whole thing

tall phoenix
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not like literally all of this is known by most of the fandom

quaint canopy
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I'm late to the party, but I thought it was cool that Lazarus was like, maybe we could be more effective if we didn't always run off after every rumour of a Fallen and instead focused on what we were doing.

tall phoenix
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then Azrael was like

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"SHUT THE FUCK UP LAZARUS YOU ARE STUPID"

quaint canopy
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And sent his whole company to its death 😂

tall phoenix
quaint canopy
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I was entertained.

tall phoenix
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Same. It was fun

mental cobalt
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i look forward to the mortarian/jaghtai fight

tall phoenix
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Its pretty okay

mental cobalt
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I'm close to finishing Saturnine and I know Dorn about to fight Fulgrim

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That's GOT to be better than pretty okay right???

tall phoenix
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Like

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if you enjoy one-liners i guess???

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I didnt think much of it, most people will prob like it

mental cobalt
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One line is all i need nod

safe plover
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smh this is why i started posting only about books i finished

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yall cant help urselves

tall phoenix
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Yeah spoilers

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the traitors fail in the Horus Heresy

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also the obvious villains are always obvious villains

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shocking I know

safe plover
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i know 😡 but you people are spoiling minor details as well

tall phoenix
molten temple
tacit trail
molten temple
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Yeeeeeeeeah ik

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I am however reading Above and Beyond rn, it’s fuggin good

lavish rune
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Spoiler, Emperor has a chair

shy lark
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I have finished The House of Night and Chain, it begins pretty slow but ends well

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I can never figure out if I like David Annandales writing though

tall phoenix
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I legit went in expecting a normal aeronautica nevel but got like a huge adventure book instead lol

molten temple
tall phoenix
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I read Outgunned, all 3 Shart shorts and then Above and Beyond

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Shart is such a piece of shit but man its a fun series, i almost hope it doesnt get a 3rd book yet also kinda do lol

molten temple
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Awesome, I need to try and find the other ones on her. It took me a long time to like outgunned, but it picked up near the end. Now I’m hooked on the two characters. I feel that too. Also yeah, she definitely is lmao

tall phoenix
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Yeah thats the thing, Shard is just an asshole.

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Kile is at least EXTREMELY likable

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even when you realise why shes the way she is in Book 2 i was still like "boohoo cry me a river bitch"

molten temple
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Exactly, and fair enough KEKW_ogryn . Does it explain the “family” situation with her in the short stories btw?

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Trynna be as vague as possible loll

tall phoenix
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Uhhh what part of the story are you in rn

molten temple
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|| Kile is just with the other propagandist dude, and all the other “Shards” just got schwacked||

tall phoenix
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LMAO

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Okay so id say actually drop the book and go read the 2 out of 3 shorts.

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This is their chronological order. Trial is not bad but its literally "main character gets put on trial for execution for being a cunt but survives to the shock of no one", its pre-Outgunned.

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Starstruck and Own Worst Enemy's are ironically a must-read before Above and Beyond but since you arent too into the book yet id suggest giving them a quick read, you can definitely finish them in like 20m tops.

molten temple
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Gotcha, are they on the BL website? I’ve only ever had physical books, so I’ve never looked into reading them anywhere else

tall phoenix
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Yeah they are you just need to type their name outright into the search engine

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Are you gonna get them as epubs?

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actually what am i saying they are Shorts, theres prob no other options lol

molten temple
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Bet, and not sure if I’d have the space on my phone, buuuut I’ll see lolll

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Thanks 🙏🏻

tall phoenix
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No worries

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The shorts dont explain the situation FULLY but they actually got stuff that is important to Above which is a rarity in most 40k plots.

molten temple
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Ok, cool cool

tall phoenix
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🫡

molten temple
safe plover
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are there any short stories/novels about when space hulks first started appearing

tall phoenix
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No because space hulks are just random phenomena made for plot reasons.

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Its like asking "when did rain first start to fall"

frigid osprey
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ya due to warp bullshit theyve been around for ever

tall phoenix
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👆

frigid osprey
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and are agglomerations of absolutely every kind of spaceship

safe plover
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ye

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i heard about one in ruinstorm

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i thought theyd flesh that out later

frigid osprey
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read the death of integrity its absolutely sick

tall phoenix
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Nah, like I said spacehulks are just plot mcguffins.

frigid osprey
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200 terminators board a space hulk

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its a 40k novel too, so peak

safe plover
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oh damn

drowsy urchin
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300 come out (they were pregante)

safe plover
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ill add it to the list

tall phoenix
mental cobalt
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So above and beyond Note

tall phoenix
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read Outgunned and the 2 shorts after it first!

mental cobalt
molten temple
tacit trail
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why is the lion such an idiot in the short story "The Lion"

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he finds the death guard killing iron hands forces, invites typhus onto his ship, typhus declares hes loyal to horus, Lion lets him leave alive for some reason, and then immediately after Typhus starts doing heretic things

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what was he thinking

tall phoenix
#

I'd explain but im sure someone here will give a totally valid reason for his actions instead

unborn merlin
#

His autism clouded his judgment.

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Like all the Primarchs, he isn't written all that consistent. Blame GW.

tall phoenix
#

Nah nah

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Theres a perfect explanation

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we just gotta wait

tacit trail
#

kill one of the heretic leaders, nah

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punch the head off my chaplain? hell yeah!

safe plover
tacit trail
#

nuke macragge. fuck yeah!!!!

safe plover
#

each primarch has a different brand of autism

unborn merlin
#

Wait when we finally get to the fight on Caliban...in the next ten years.

safe plover
#

ruinstorm is better than wolsbane but idk theres a bit too much padding imo

tall phoenix
#

"a bit too much padding"

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so basically almost all HH books

safe plover
#

yeah

unborn merlin
tacit trail
#

Why couldnt they all just be short stories

safe plover
#

money

tall phoenix
#

^

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People eat this shit up.

safe plover
#

you will buy the siege of terra anthology

tacit trail
#

more john grammaticus slop

safe plover
#

and you will hate it except for one story

unborn merlin
#

I'm still trying to understand why they'd introduce an important character to the DA books only for the Lion to kill him in some random Primarch book that no one read (which also sucks).

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Oh GW feltcute

tall phoenix
#

Thats one of my favorite HH tropes

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Random side character who largely has no purpose

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No one bothers to off him so he ends up in like the most nowhere/random places and is just doing nothing

tacit trail
#

hello argonauts

tall phoenix
#

LOL

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hey they kinda had a purpose

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mostly to go to Big E and beg him to not go super-saiyan

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very important

unborn merlin
#

I'm fine with Ole and his band of weirdos.

tacit trail
#

they did all this shit so a guardsman could get obliterated

unborn merlin
#

Just a little goofy that they could take on Erebus for as long as they did.

tacit trail
#

I liked erebus

unborn merlin
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Erebus is the stinkiest lad that ever lived and I love him for it.

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#1 hater

tacit trail
#

fr

tall phoenix
#

Eresus doing what he does best

wise yew
unborn merlin
#

So I got a question. I got into the hobby around the very end of 8th (just before 9th was released) and obviously Gav has been around for a long time. Do people just hate his novels but enjoy the codexes he worked on or has he always been a meme?

tall phoenix
#

Hold on lemme write a wall of text

unborn merlin
#

Like he's been involved with some of the coolest codexes and campaigns but is a complete dud when it comes to his standalone books.

wise yew
unborn merlin
#

Dilara to the rescue thumbsup_ogryn

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Yeah I thought as much.

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Overall good idea guy but not the best when it comes to execution maybe.

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And obviously those codexes involve multiple writers. It's not just him.

tall phoenix
# unborn merlin Like he's been involved with some of the coolest codexes and campaigns but is a ...

Gav is a brilliant rulebook and codex writer, and a veritable encyclopaedia on the settings. As close as you can get to the word of God within warhammer.

That said, he's just not a good long-form writer. He really struggles with making an engaging story last over an entire book, and his characters are flat, unimaginative and one dimensional. And incredibly naive/stupid despite all being tactical/strategic geniuses. Plus his combat scenes are generally written like a battle report (this isnt a good thing).

Essentially, he boils every faction down to “a thing”, and then writes that thing

So when he’s writing space wolves, it’s very Klaw McWolfensen rode atop his Thunderwolf with his Wolf Guard to go meet the Wolf Lord to stop the Wolf Time He's the reason for the DA Traitor meme because he made it their sole personality trait.

The eldar trilogy was a fantastic premise, and I love the concept of the three viewpoints of the one central story. He just didn't have the maturity at the time to pull it off. Couple it with the fact that BL have some absolutely amazing authors and it makes him look even worse than he actually is - because you get a glimpse of what it can be.

wise yew
#

absolutely boring that one

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The characters are flatter than a pancake and so 1 dimensional they cannot exist in the dimensional plane of 1 dimension

unborn merlin
#

That makes a whole lotta sense. Been wondering about it since I've been watching a lot of Codex Compliant lately and he's in just about every episode. I've enjoyed some of his shorter novels like the Luther book but overall groan when his name pops up in a series I might wanna check out.

tall phoenix
#

Yeaaaah Codex Complaint is a good showcase of that. Because in Codexes theres no plot you just write flavor text.

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Then you read some shit like Wolftime and GOD

wise yew
# tall phoenix <:kms:443698221592870912>

If it's for world building he can somehow write that shooting your head is considered an honor and somehow we would consider it peak Lore

But if it's for a story you would want to shoot your own head for how dumb it was written

unborn merlin
#

I never read the Corax books but remember hearing about a cool scene where the Alpha Legion essentially stripped some armor and skin from the Raven Guard as a way to fool them which I thought was sick.

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But then I heard the book just kinda sucks besides that one scene which was a big letdown.

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Only Gav Thorpe could find a way to simultaneously fumble and cook at the same time.

reef nacelle
#

Not sure that one is even in Corax's book

unborn merlin
#

It might've been Deliverance Lost.

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I never read it so I wouldn't know.

reef nacelle
#

I thought it was a decent look at Corax and the Raven Guards tactics and the drama post Istvan but since it's a collection of short stories, there isn't much of an overall narrative

unborn merlin
#

Ah womp womp

tacit trail
mental cobalt
severe trail
#

Very

tall phoenix
#

definitely has fun bits

severe trail
#

Imo it’s actually good

#

It also has the imperium being a shit hole

tall phoenix
#

^

#

also GK barely get any books as is so its worth a read

#

BLESS THE BOLT SHELL IN THE BLOOD OF PSYKERS

#

🗣️

severe trail
#

You forgot the part where Hyperion was a drug addicted kid who was probably being [REDACTED]

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Actually wait

#

That’s not in the omnibus

tall phoenix
severe trail
#

Anyways Hyperion is funny because of how dense/dumb he is at times

#

He’s also still alive

mental cobalt
royal egret
#

It shows some extremely wild chaos daemons and effects

#

I didn’t like the third a ton but it’s not bad

#

Just, idk didn’t do it for me, the first two are great though.

mellow knot
#

Current WIP sailed over 35k words at the weekend. I remember how to write!

wise yew
tall phoenix
#

Real, especially when writing 💀

mellow knot
#

Nothing like a deadline to focus the brain

wise yew
mellow knot
#

It does

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Plus I’m having fun so that’s always nice

wise yew
runic root
# mellow knot Nothing like a deadline to focus the brain

The only way i found the motovation to finish my master thesis. Cant wait for my phd project to start, that is sceduled to go 3 years (imma need artificial deadlines or imma have to write this 4 months before end start to finish 💀)

tall phoenix
#

"Hey you are fucked if you dont finish this" is a great motivator indeed

safe plover
whole meadow
#

Out of curiosity- how many people in here are taking part in the BL open submission this year?

safe plover
#

im not

shy lark
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Thought about it, don't think I could write well enough

tall phoenix
#

I have a friend that is who made his submission

#

he doesnt expect to even win lol

somber moss
#

News from Cubicle 7, the authors of Wrath & Glory (the official 40K pen and paper RPG): a Darktide campaign set in Hive Tertium due to release in Q3 of this year.
The book / pdf will include a guide to the hive and its history, a selection of hive encounters, and “rewards of gear and status from the mysterious Inquisitor Grendyl” who will send the PC into the depths of Hive Tertium to face “traitor forces of the Moebian 6th, cultists pledged to the plague god Nurgle, and strange lost sects of the Mechanicus”.
More details: https://cubicle7games.com/warhammer-40-000-roleplay-wrath-glory-darktide-extraction

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(the samples are legit and released by C7)

tall phoenix
#

it got released for like 20 bucks a few days ago 😭

somber moss
#

Check the link: it's available for preorder, not released

runic root
runic root
tall phoenix
#

I literally got a copy

safe plover
safe plover
tall phoenix
#

and you fight Norgal

safe plover
#

🤯

whole meadow
whole meadow
mental cobalt
#

if only i could write 😔

#

There's some good ideas, and I'm not sure if someone has made a book about them

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The perspective of someone being made into an Astartes or custodian

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Just show all the bad parts

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The pain, conditioning, then if they survive, how much it changed them.

whole meadow
#

There's a specific theme this time

mental cobalt
#

They have themes???

whole meadow
whole meadow
mental cobalt
#

what is this theme

whole meadow
#

Clash

mental cobalt
#

what is that

whole meadow
#

Just like

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A clash

#

A duel

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Argument, debate

mental cobalt
#

Could it be completely political and devoid of action

whole meadow
#

I mean probably

mental cobalt
#

Word Limit: Your scene must not exceed 500 words.

#

Hmmm

#

Universe and Setting: Your scene must take place in one of the following settings:

Warhammer 40,000: Vigilus, Commorragh, or Armageddon
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I don't know what characters are alive during this time

tall phoenix
#

Basically everyone

mental cobalt
#

Both characters must have had a miniature made by Games Workshop at some point

#

Hmmm

tall phoenix
#

Id say its not really worth it

#

500 words is SUCH a strict limit

mental cobalt
#

It really is

tall phoenix
#

if it was 1k id probably give it a go myself lol

tall phoenix
#

and the limit is so obnoxious we couldnt add half of it

#

I ASSUME it will possibly be some codex flavortext

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aka something you read on a box on the side

mental cobalt
#

Is Valdor still alive ||Disregarding the Yellow King potential||

tall phoenix
#

We dont really know. Hes stuck in a plot in Eisenhorn atm which takes place pre-Rift

mental cobalt
#

Only thing i can think of to do is an interaction/debate between a sister of silence and custodian

safe plover
#

hell yeah

#

do it

#

wait sisters of silence initiates dont have models

#

so you cant work in a translator

#

itll just be a monologue

mental cobalt
#

They do tho

#

I think

safe plover
#

the initiates have models?

mental cobalt
#

idk anything about models.

#

I know the sisters HAVE models

safe plover
#

like pre vow of silence

mental cobalt
#

I mean their debate can be with the sister doing sign language

#

Like they do in the books

#

+This was a great fight+

safe plover
#

yeah but it might be annoying to write that

mental cobalt
#

Let me worry about that if I do write it

cerulean peak
runic root
# mental cobalt Let me worry about that if I do write it

If you wanna minimize awkard sign speech, you could write it from a 3rd person narrator perspective or from an internal thought monologe. That would limit it. But then again, it is only 500 words long. Whatever you write is gonna be so short, making it repetitive or awkard to read is gonna be more difficult than actually writing the damn thing. For some fuck ups you need space, and 500 words is no space at all

runic root
mental cobalt
mellow knot
#

Just to note here in response to a handful of DMs I’ve had on the open subs - I’m afraid that as I’m technically still under contract with BL, I can’t read anybody’s entry: I’m so sorry.

royal egret
#

What if I’m not gonna send it?

mental cobalt
#

And if so

#

Can you tell Dan to hurry up with Pandemonium

simple cloud
wise oyster
tall phoenix
#

Its still ongoing

#

Bequin 2 took like 10 years to come out since he was busy lol

royal egret
#

The good news is, only 6 years left!

drowsy urchin
#

worth it

mellow knot
safe plover
safe plover
drowsy urchin
#

uttering those words aloud should have you sentenced to somewhere awful

safe plover
#

vulkan is literally doing the same in the fighting pits of commorrag

#

he moved on and left his legion...

cerulean peak
#

I think i'm going to write an actual ||non-meme|| bl open sub

tall phoenix
#

better hurry staregryn

cerulean peak
#

I'll do my research tonight and write tomorrow. I have about a week left, right?

#

I've never written any stories but it should be fun for 500words

#

The worst is that you have pick 2 characters with models and one out of 3 locations. I've already chosen who and where but i would rather write about nobodies than an official character

tall phoenix
#

Im pretty sure it has to be official characters.

#

its very likely like-

#

gonna be some codex flavor text on the side of a box somewhere or a minor section, it would explain why its so strict and limited.

mental cobalt
#

We honestly need more comedy in the 40k writing

tacit trail
#

I agree

safe plover
#

you get one joke every 5 books

drowsy urchin
#

the infinite and the divine is really funny if you've not read it yet

reef nacelle
#

Or any of Mike Brooks' Ork books

tall phoenix
#

Yeah 40k has lots of comedy depending on the book its just very black in humor lol

unborn merlin
#

Guy Haley's Cawl books are pretty funny too.

tall phoenix
mental cobalt
#

This the best thing I've ever read GWjiangoOmegaLUL

tall phoenix
#

Told you 40k had comedy

mental cobalt
#

Saturnine done, time to start Mortis

safe plover
#

i love the part with angron and argal tal and kharn

#

CREATURE

#

CREATUREE

shy lark
mental cobalt
#

It made sense and was great

#

SoS isn't gonna stand a chance against true champions

safe plover
#

wolfesbane is really fucking good

#

like the story is kinda w/e but the writing is peak

#

ruinstorm was the opposite better premise but worse writing

royal egret
#

Yeah I agreed

#

Mostly

cerulean peak
gaunt tendon
#

Curretly working my way through the Horus Heresy audio books, I have a quick question - is the Siege of Terra series included in the HH or is that a separate thing? Or once I've finished the HH do I just move on to the Siege of Terra? I'm confused where they fit in

drowsy urchin
#

it's a separate thing but it's after all of HH

#

HH ends at Buried Dagger, SoT starts at The Solar War

gaunt tendon
#

Great thanks!

mellow knot
#

I always smile when I remember this exchange. There is room for humour in lots of places - in the ‘real world’, humour is a coping mechanism and there’s a lot to cope with in the 40k universe.

drowsy urchin
#

Dan does the coping mechanism humour in the Gaunt's Ghost series really well too

#

lots of little stuff that will make you laugh out loud suddenly

mental cobalt
#

Ciaphas Cain as well

#

Like the first book when him and Jerging first met

#

"Help me Commissar" -jerging
"Not a chance, I thought" -Ciaphas

drowsy urchin
#

Yeah, although Cain books are like 80% comedy and 20% serious stuff pupper

#

which is probably the only series like that

mental cobalt
#

Fair

mellow knot
#

Or Locephax to Valkia when she is reborn as a daemon consort.

“You look different. Did you change your hair?”

tall phoenix
#

One of my fav bits from the novel lol

mellow knot
#

Locephax is great comic relief

tall phoenix
#

He serves his job as a heel really well blob_lmao

safe plover
#

the emperor really said ||here my wolf son this is the wolf spear of reconsidering your wolf actions i wont tell you why you have to have it but it may involve your other wolf brother||

#

nice book
look inside
its a McGuffin story

safe plover
# mental cobalt We honestly need more comedy in the 40k writing

heres your comedy (small excerpt from wolfesbane no major plot relevance) ||He glanced at Gren. 'I said put your helmet back on. A lot of the marks I made were on weak points in the hull. If they're targeted, we will lose atmosphere. I don't want to have to blow air back into your lungs. You're ugly. I don't want to kiss you.' 'And he's got bad breath,' said Enrir. 'He can't stand it himself. That's why he doesn't want to wear his helm.'||

mental cobalt
safe plover
mental cobalt
#

"She's telling you to take a bath paper-face" laughed Voss

mental cobalt
drowsy urchin
#

Are the Carcharodon books good

#

they're like 3€ each on audible

#

or at least the two available

frigid osprey
#

I enjoyed them a lot

#

Also I think my mate Shogo narrates them on audible so woop

#

The McNiven ones anyway

drowsy urchin
#

yeah those two are on sale

tall phoenix
#

otherwise its pretty good

drowsy urchin
#

Red Tithe and Outer Dark are the ones on sale so might as well pick them up for 5€ total

tall phoenix
#

Yeah those are pretty good

#

Silent Hunters is just-

#

"Lets use an autistic child to spot portals in a seperate dimension to help us get to Commorragh"

drowsy urchin
#

😬

#

Predator ass plot

tall phoenix
#

yeah they did that trope

#

also spoilers but ||everyone dies in the end, shocking I know||

drowsy urchin
tall phoenix
#

I also read the book and im half-sure it also had a mcguffin plot

#

auguhghghghg

#

I cant even remember it was that bad lol

severe trail
#

Literally one of the worst books I’ve ever read

tall phoenix
#

Dont worry Elite i warned him already

safe plover
#

should i skip titandeath?

tall phoenix
#

Read it if you like titans.

#

If not probably yes lol

severe trail
safe plover
#

ehhhhhhhhh

#

yeah i think ill skip it

drowsy urchin
#

titan good

tall phoenix
#

titan death

drowsy urchin
tall phoenix
#

got his ass

safe plover
#

oh nonono bros i wonder what the ||spear of reconsidering is gonna do||

tall phoenix
#

(:

safe plover
#

its not gonna do shit is it

tall phoenix
#

Better keep reading to find out!!!!

mental cobalt
#

Read Assassinorum Kingmaker

#

Good knight book nod

#

Sorry, knightish

tall phoenix
#

One of my fav 40k books

#

i love novels like that where its just mindless fun lol

mental cobalt
#

I KNOW RIGHT

#

I want to read more of Robert Rath's work

#

I hear good things of the Infinite and the divine

tall phoenix
#

Infinite and the Divine is PEAK.

#

Its what put him largely on the map

shy lark
#

His Cadia book pops as well

tall phoenix
#

^

mental cobalt
#

I do have Fall of Cadia nod

safe plover
#

CADIA NEVER FELL....

unborn merlin
#

XXIV IN THE WAR!

tall phoenix
#

it doesnt work with roman numerals!

unborn merlin
#

Roman numeral diff b_nerd

mental cobalt
#

2 chapters into Mortis, it's pretty good so far

#

I love the introduction to the Legio Ignatum princeps

#

And how connected he was to his moderati

mellow knot
tall phoenix
#

Its one of my top warhammer books for a reason and me reading it in a bad place in my life helped a lot with a confidence boost.

#

(as much as of a boost as you can get with a psychopathic viking lady killing people lmao )

mellow knot
#

Al way ask yourself ‘What Would Valkia Do’.

tall phoenix
#

💪thumbsup_ogryn

drowsy urchin
#

that's a big hand

tall phoenix
#

are you fucking

#

KIDDING ME

#

SIEGE OF VRAKS???

random marlin
#

lol

#

I knew you'd take the news well 😄

wise yew
#

immense

tall phoenix
#

ITS JUST A BAD BOOK

random marlin
#

I heard a lot of good things about Elemental Council but I guess as it's a Xenos book, not enough people read it for it to score higher than 4th place.

mental cobalt
#

I wish there was a paperback of interceptor city

wise yew
drowsy urchin
#

Eidolon wasn't really great either, people literally just vote based on the faction on the cover

wise yew
#

Yeah let's be honest most warhammer fans didn't read those books and just decided that their faction needed to win

#

something

tall phoenix
#

Eidolon's novel was like the most "whatever" thing ever, it 100% was most people looking at a cover and voting that way.

wise yew
#

the results are not surprising

tall phoenix
#

also like

random marlin
tall phoenix
#

Morven Vahl and Lords of Excess???

#

those books are mid/bad as hell

#

im actually shocked by some of these lol

#

i feel like the only one that deserves its spot is Elemental Council

mental cobalt
#

What are the best

drowsy urchin
#

to be frank, there weren't that many excellent releases last year

wise yew
tall phoenix
wise yew
#

one is good and the other one is good ish

random marlin
mental cobalt
#

WIll they make paperbacks for some

wise yew
mental cobalt
#

I would like interceptor city and elemental council

wise yew
#

i'm surprised people actually read that

tall phoenix
wise yew
#

considering that they are like

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The new kid in the block so don't have that much people that like them

#

hell they still haven't even gotten a new model in the table top

#

besides like kill team or necromunda

drowsy urchin
#

another example why community voting sucks

tall phoenix
#

Managed Democracy is the only solution

#

like man I loved the lelith book but even I can admit it does not deserve top 3 lol

#

but Krieg is just insane KEKW_ogryn

drowsy urchin
#

but what does, there literally weren't many releases last year

tall phoenix
#

ANYTHING

#

i just want steve lyons to suffer

#

is that so hard to ask

wise yew
tall phoenix
drowsy urchin
#

like Deathworlder and Inceptor City probably but I didn't read inceptor yet

wise yew
tall phoenix
#

death!

drowsy urchin
#

it was a mid novel year

wise yew
#

which is the pinnacle of boring

#

got six

drowsy urchin
#

when they made the voting set I literally couldn't decide which to vote because none of the ones I did read weren't that great pupper

tall phoenix
#

RIGGED

reef nacelle
#

I'm getting the impression all these books were very mid, therefore the order makes sense KEKW_ogryn

tall phoenix
#

Yeah pretty much

#

lol

#

Like out of all of these id recommend just reading Elemental Council and Lazarus

#

Lelith's book is good but its very much written for eldar fans

#

all of the others are just mid as hell

mental cobalt
#

Even the Dan one

tall phoenix
#

Inceptor City is kinda whatever

#

like, if you wanna read about fighter jets doing fighter jets stuff during the sabbat crusade its fine

#

otherwise like.... yeah lol

mental cobalt
#

Is double eagle good

tall phoenix
#

Yes it is

#

aged but good

mental cobalt
#

😌

cerulean peak
#

Somehow this is the first time I see interceptor city

#

I wasn't even aware of it's existence

tall phoenix
#

It got released like... a week or so ago i think???

#

Im not sure lol

drowsy urchin
#

it released like a week before the voting

#

so none had read it yet

mental cobalt
#

it okay

cerulean peak
#

But the rest of the ranking....

mental cobalt
#

Next year he'll win with Pandemonium

wise yew
cerulean peak
#

Of course the KRIEGERS won

mental cobalt
#

I HAVE FAITH

#

_<

tall phoenix
#

Yeah im 100% convinced they voted becaues:

#

"Omg I know vraks! It means this book has to be good!"

#

it isnt

cerulean peak
#

Funny that I got my hands on siege of vraks this week KEKW_ogryn

tall phoenix
#

I recommend reading it to see how mid it is

cerulean peak
#

I know it's mid but I will read it so I can bash it

mental cobalt
cerulean peak
#

I was surprised by the thinness of the book

tall phoenix
mental cobalt
#

HE CAN STILL BE SAVED

tall phoenix
#

Its too late for him

wise yew
cerulean peak
#

I'm finishing black legion + it's follow up

#

Then it's a steve lyons double feature

#

Krieg + vraks

tall phoenix
#

FYI the Vraks book is not like god-awful its just... very boring, which is in line with most of Lyons writing.

It reduces one of the best conflicts in the setting to like... some random twats running around in trenches when its SO MUCH more than that as a warzone.

cerulean peak
#

Can't be worse than goto

tall phoenix
#

Yeah nah like i said its not that dreadful

#

you will just read it and be like "well that was a book"

wise yew
#

nothing in warhammer is worse than goto

mental cobalt
#

The only truly boring book I read was The lost and the damned

cerulean peak
tall phoenix
#

Yeaaah that checks out

wise yew
mental cobalt
#

I stopped reading book 3 of Ciaphas, but I think I was just burned out on his writing after reading 3 in a row. Went back later and enjoyed it

#

Now I switch up books and authors

#

Don't wanna burn myself out on them nod

cerulean peak
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Yea, Ciaphas you have to space them out

tall phoenix
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Yeah remember every Cain book is the same.

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Its better to- yeah space them out

wise yew
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i need to do the same with gotrek and felix

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i am still stuck on dragon slayer

cerulean peak
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I usually read 2 omnibuses in parallel when i'm starting a long series

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Alternating between books

mental cobalt
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Smart

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I did that with Ciaphas and Eisenhorn/Ravenor

cerulean peak
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I made the mistake of reading both soul drinkers omnibuses back to back

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Never again

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It's either steve lyons or continuing the heresy loregryn

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Next up is a thousans sons

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I'm not looking forward it

safe plover
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thousand sons books arent bad

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you have isaac ahriman and arvida

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theyre such great chars

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which way son of magnus....

unborn merlin
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Arvida was an absolute chad.

safe plover
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ahriman is great too

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thousand sons have a lot of great chars

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shame out their pappy

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i wish there was a loyalist offshoot

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i guess grey knights count but still

mental cobalt
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Ngl

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Mortis ain't as bad as people make it out to be

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So far...

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I'm a 1/3rd of the way through

royal egret
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The Titan parts are fine

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It’s the other stuff

mental cobalt
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It's been pretty good

royal egret
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If you’re enjoying it though I’m not gonna begrudge you that

tribal sky
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I started listening to gaunts ghosts today and i was thinking that the narrator sounded like one of the ogryn voices from darktide. Then the narrator did the same voice he does for the ogryn and i pogged irl

royal egret
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Yeah Toby Longworth

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He’s narrated 40k for a long while

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And I think fantasy

drowsy urchin
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That's the reason I pogged irl when the voice actor dev blogs were released before the game's release

frigid osprey
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Watching the vid where Toby just rolls through the ogryn ult voice lines was insane pog

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1 take, just did them all, absolutely awesome

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What a pro

mental cobalt
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Perturabo just decided to pull his legion from the fight

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don't blame him

tall phoenix
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One of the smartest decisions