you have no taste if you don't think this is peak 40k artwork
#40k-lore-chat
vapid tiger
hushed kayak
for a second i thought you typed beak lol
slender orchid
controversial opinion? I hate beakie armor.
rose thorn
Why would he want to
slender orchid
They can't collect debt from me if I'm dead, real life isn't 40k. Bring it.
vapid tiger
holy shit norris be thinking harder than 40k writers do
storm jungle
Why has Fabius never tried splicing human DNA with Eldar DNA.
Hes racist
LITERALLY THE REASON
Also he already has custodes and primaris genes
hushed kayak
didn’t that happen?
storm jungle
Nah
vapid tiger
They can't collect debt from me if I'm dead, real life isn't 40k. Bring it.
how could you hate beakies
rose thorn
I’m about to down some old fateful wasted fulgrim lore.
Fuck man please give me EC lore…. Anything new I’m on my hands and knees here
storm jungle
Bile is too focused on the human form
rose thorn
New lore
hushed kayak
I’m about to down some old fateful wasted fulgrim lore.
Fuck man please give m...
jesus weren’t you just learning word bearers lol
rose thorn
Not this fucking trash as shit ‘they also participate in x’
vapid tiger
i bet you prefer your marines all heroic looking like they're in an ad
slender orchid
how could you hate beakies
they just look dumb to me? I am kind of sad they are the ones in my new boxset.
hushed kayak
they just look dumb to me? I am kind of sad they are the ones in my new boxset.
this man hates HH
rose thorn
;~; I WANT TO LOVE EMPERORS CHILDREN BUT THERES NO FUCKINH GOOD LOREEEEEEeee NO MOTIVE NOR GOAL
ONLY EATING SHIT AND RUNNING AWAYYYY
vapid tiger
they stopped having a motive after istvaan v
lunar notch
i bet you prefer your marines all heroic looking like they're in an ad
Not a lot of people know this, but this is a female space marine.
slender orchid
this man hates HH
Hey now. I love Mk2-5.
vapid tiger
They just kind of go nuts afterwards
vapid tiger
Not a lot of people know this, but this is a female space marine.
I wish
hushed kayak
vapid tiger
Hey now. I love Mk2-5.
Respect the beak
rose thorn
They just kind of go nuts afterwards
;~; I just…. Just.. please give us a new character or soemthing
slender orchid
I like this just fine too!
slender orchid
Mark 5? Studly!
rose thorn
Fulgrim man.
rose thorn
I get it beak marines da best marines I’m on that train too
vapid tiger
A E S T H E T I C
vapid tiger
;~; I just…. Just.. please give us a new character or soemthing
Yeah I wish
mortal lance
We gotta go back
vapid tiger
I wish Eidolon would come back and just carve out a slaaneshi empire for the ec
mortal lance
Back to the beak
vapid tiger
samurai beak
hushed kayak
I wish Eidolon would come back and just carve out a slaaneshi empire for the ec
screw that guy
vapid tiger
gets head chopped off
lives
what a stud
Like those bastards in the shadow of mordor games
lunar notch
New season of Primal in 3 days
rose thorn
I wish someone from either HH or someone new comes along and maybe has a rivalry with either fulgrim or Lucius and tries to steal their glory of Slaanesh
vapid tiger
Who you decapitate and then they come back and are like "YOU CAN'T KILL ME RANGER"
That's eidolon
hushed kayak
still wondering about Sevatar
slender orchid
beaks just look so DOOFY
rose thorn
Either forcing fulgrim to return or Lucius to stop being a bitch
hushed kayak
Either forcing fulgrim to return or Lucius to stop being a bitch
when the hell did you became a EC fan?
vapid tiger
New season of Primal in 3 days
WAIT FR?????!?!?
rose thorn
I’ve always been
slender orchid
I at least don't hate beakies. Just don't like them. I reserve my hate for topknots
lunar notch
WAIT FR?????!?!?
Yes
vapid tiger
Nice
vapid tiger
I at least don't hate beakies. Just don't like them. I reserve my hate for topkn...
Also heretical
rose thorn
Noise marines
hushed kayak
clongrim?
slender orchid
pretty sure the primary wearers of topknots ARE heretics
rose thorn
Perfection
vapid tiger
fucking clonegrim fuck that guy
rose thorn
Agreed
hushed kayak
Wasted potential
100 PERCENT
hushed kayak
hope he stays in trazyn's collection
bastard
rose thorn
Also kill current fulgrim, since he’s been shulking in his fucking hot tub for 10k years
vapid tiger
No give him a model
rose thorn
Since… you know
hushed kayak
you mean orgy
vapid tiger
daemon primarchs are more active than you think they have a place
They're less important than the mortals anyway
They're just daemon princes on roids aka basically just greater daemons in status
rose thorn
Oh no fulgrim is literally sulking and has been since Rylanor
He hasn’t left his planet sense
vapid tiger
Give all the daemon primarch models, but don't you dare touch any more loyalist primarchs, keep them gone
hushed kayak
well now that Angron got announced seems to be more interesting
rose thorn
Oh yeah anytning to make chaos start winning
vapid tiger
Almost summoned during the 13th black crusade
rose thorn
YeH angrons been doing shit
vapid tiger
Uhhh he was playable back in 7th but had no model
rose thorn
So has Purterabo
vapid tiger
He had eight bloodthirster bodyguards
rose thorn
And actually lorgar too
vapid tiger
And costed 8000 points due to that
slender orchid
Give all the daemon primarch models, but don't you dare touch any more loyalist ...
Inb4 Lion, Khan, Russ, and Dorn come back
rose thorn
And that’s why Corvus Corax should return
vapid tiger
Or maybe I'm misremembering it
vapid tiger
Inb4 Lion, Khan, Russ, and Dorn come back
:(
rose thorn
No one else
vapid tiger
no
rose thorn
Just Corax
hushed kayak
tbh wouldn’t make sense why they won’t come back
slender orchid
Nah, he is too busy being the Raven to Lorgar's Poe
rose thorn
Actually no he hasn’t
woven sandal
6000 for big boy
A good amount of points for a Primarch TBH.
rose thorn
They stopped doing that a while ago
vapid tiger
tbh wouldn’t make sense why they won’t come back
Because they are D E A D or I M P E D E D they are G O N E 40k is not the mcu
war is hell
people die
no one can avoid entropy
there are no heroes
the galaxy is fucked
slender orchid
Nah. Legends never Die
vapid tiger
embrace these tenants or move over to star trek
hushed kayak
they’re just missing in action
vapid tiger
Or just out yourself as a nazi already in some cases
rose thorn
Corax is just too busy committing mass chaos genocide
woven sandal
Primarchs never die. They just go missing in action 
hushed kayak
well to be fair Lion is the most likely
hushed kayak
he’s literally sleeping
slender orchid
Dorn isn't dead until the Imperial Fists find his Bacula and engrave the name of the Emprah on it
woven sandal
Ferrus pulls a masterful misdirection and just fucking disappears for 10k years vacationing on some paradise world.
hushed kayak
https://tenor.com/view/reappear-appear-gif-20802583
or rylanor “the ancient awaits”
vapid tiger
RYLANOR IS A RANDOM LOYALIST DREADNOUGHT WHO APPEARED IN ONE BOOK AND DIED AND THEN GOT A SONG
slender orchid
"But Omegon is loyal, and the LApha legion will totally side with the Imperium!" -Things that have been said.
vapid tiger
NOW EVERYONE CIRCLEJERKS HIM WHEN THEY DIDN'T BEFORE
rose thorn
I’m so bummed that the legion of the damned isn’t actually lead by the ghost of ferrus
vapid tiger
stop having fun i stg
hushed kayak
RYLANOR IS A RANDOM LOYALIST DREADNOUGHT WHO APPEARED IN ONE BOOK AND DIED AND T...
RYLANOR DESERVES BETTER THAN ANY OF US
vapid tiger
i will shit down your neck if you keep having fun
hushed kayak
lmao
slender orchid
RYLANOR IS A RANDOM LOYALIST DREADNOUGHT WHO APPEARED IN ONE BOOK AND DIED AND T...
He isn't random. He was one of the top officers in the EC, and was in HH novels alongside Tarvitz?
woven sandal
I’m so bummed that the legion of the damned isn’t actually lead by the ghost of ...
Yet.
They gotta bring him back somehow.
rose thorn
RYLANOR DESERVES BETTER THAN ANY OF US
OH PRIMARCH, HE DESERVED BETTER THEN ALL OF US
vapid tiger
He isn't random. He was one of the top officers in the EC, and was in HH novels ...
T W O N O V E L S
slender orchid
With a single shot the Raptorae is relieved of his task...
rose thorn
HE REPRESENTS FULGRIM FORCING TO REMEET HIS PAST
vapid tiger
I’m so bummed that the legion of the damned isn’t actually lead by the ghost of ...
Eh that'd be fine actually
adb wrote it
i approve
if adb writes it in i generally approve
rose thorn
That boosts Ferrus from lame a shit to
Ight
If his ghost leads a legion of ghosts
Not counting the fulgrim book
vapid tiger
Fuck rylanor he was just a named dreadnought on istvaan iii who helped defend the palace from traitor forces during the conflict
slender orchid
T W O N O V E L S
hey man. Do you know how many novels the only named Ultramarines HH character is in?
vapid tiger
the real hero of istvaan iii is the death guard dreadnought who died for his homie
A true hero
rose thorn
HE FUCKING LURED AND NUKED FULGRIM, I LOVE FULGRIM BUT THATS STILL COOL
vapid tiger
That's post heresy
rose thorn
I know, it’s still cool
vapid tiger
Also fulgrim will get a beautiful model in
rose thorn
10 years
rose thorn
Lmao
vapid tiger
so don't shit on him too hard
slender orchid
Probably next year?
vapid tiger
love me daemon primarchs
slender orchid
or the year after
vapid tiger
Probably next year?
you are being very optimistic
since all the ec units are in the csm codex
slender orchid
Nah, he will probably come when the EC get their codex
rose thorn
;~;
woven sandal
Next year is the year of the World Eaters
vapid tiger
Remember back in 2017 when everyone was like
rose thorn
THEY SPOON FED ME LIEEEESSSSS
woven sandal
Next year is the year of the World Eaters <:lul:825836255853674540>
Will have like 3x more loyalist marine releases than WE releases.
hushed kayak
LION WILL COME BACK YOU HERETIC
vapid tiger
"Oh, thousand sons and death guard both got codices within like 1 year of one another across the end of 7th and beginning of 8th, that means we'll get world eaters and ec within the next year or two!"
And now its been
FIVE
FUCKING
YEARS
rose thorn
I WAS TOLD THEY WOULD GET NEW SONIC WEAPONS AND SONIC DREDNAUGHT AFTER TAUUUUUU
vapid tiger
And world eaters are finally getting a codex while ec units are still in the csm codex
slender orchid
2.5 years of that have been Covid years to be fair. Shit has kinda been hit with the PAUSE bat
hushed kayak
And world eaters are finally getting a codex while ec units are still in the csm...
which is probably the next edition
vapid tiger
2.5 years of that have been Covid years to be fair. Shit has kinda been hit with...
GW DID FINE DURING COVID THO
THEY DID PRETTY WELL
ACCORDING TO THEIR FINANCIAL REPORTS
slender orchid
Financially, but new releases stagnated.
rose thorn
Someone pass me the emperors children juice before I cry my emperors children eyes out
woven sandal
GW made a ton of money, but most companies suffered a lot in productivity.
slender orchid
Ugh, don't remind me of the dumb $200 giants.
vapid tiger
Ugh, don't remind me of the dumb $200 giants.
They are stompy lads the size of the bigger plastic knights
woven sandal
Someone pass me the emperors children juice before I cry my emperors children ey...
Pictured: Maggie receiving EC juice
slender orchid
When Mantic makes a $40 giant that is BIGGER, and arguably looks as cool
hushed kayak
what the forgeworld models?
rose thorn
Pictured: Maggie receiving EC juice
Exactly
slender orchid
nah. Behemat are plastic
vapid tiger
waiting for someone to come in and go "aos is shit" every time someone brings up anything aos
it's like a mini anxiety attack
woven sandal
AoS is shit
rose thorn
There’s no new lore besides liek, artifacts and WL traits for EC
hushed kayak
i thought they’re fine
rose thorn
I looked
hushed kayak
well shit
vapid tiger
AoS is shit <:lul:825836255853674540>
Everybody kill this guy
@storm jungle kill this guy
hushed kayak
vapid tiger
@atomic pelican we got an aos hater
rose thorn
AoS is shit <:lul:825836255853674540>
slender orchid
https://www.games-workshop.com/en-US/Mega-Gargant-Warstomper-2020 vs https://www.manticgames.com/games/kings-of-war/goblins/giant/
vapid tiger
sound the alarm
slender orchid
AoS is shit <:lul:825836255853674540>
Thats a paddlin
rose thorn
I actually really like AOS
woven sandal
I literally give 0 fucks about AoS
rose thorn
But I also play dameons
woven sandal
I just thought it'd be funny to say it.
vapid tiger
I just thought it'd be funny to say it.
Screenshotting this and letting people guess the context
hushed kayak
exactly plus a lot of gods that can take on the chaos gods
hushed kayak
40K marines
FOR THE EMPEROR AHHHHHHH
rose thorn
They just have the most marketing
slender orchid
Feel like the only people who hate AoS are the ones bitter about the death of The Old World. And for anyone who played Bretonnians or Tomb Kings.... they are allowed to be salty.
woven sandal
Horse boys got boned.
slender orchid
My "Dispossessed" and "Greenskins" armies still have me bitter, but at least I got scrolls
rose thorn
I LOVE THE CHIVALRY BULLSHIT ITS HILARIOUS
woven sandal
GW have a month with 0 new Primaris Lieutenant releases challenge (impossible)
rose thorn
well I liked them from WH Total war so
hushed kayak
for the lady of the lake, what’s up with that?
vapid tiger
And weirdly sigmar marines aren’t really the main focus
How stormcasts are handled in aos is exactly how marines should be handled in 40k
Given only slightly more love due to being treated as a poster faction but otherwise being treated as just another faction in the narrative
And also not getting a million fucking releases at the expense of everyone else
rose thorn
for the lady of the lake, what’s up with that?
Oh it was actually an elf god
woven sandal
well I liked them from WH Total war so
I'll be honest, I am 100% certain that The Old World is more mainstream popular than AoS is at this point.
hushed kayak
Oh it was actually an elf god
HUMANS WORSHIPING AN ELF GOD
woven sandal
hushed kayak
HUUUUUH
slender orchid
Yeah... the humans weren't happy to find that out during the End Times
rose thorn
Lmao yeah don’t quote me on this but I’m pretty sure she took her favorites and dipped after the death of the old world
slender orchid
Especially since they found out she was using them to save elves
slender orchid
Lmao yeah don’t quote me on this but I’m pretty sure she took her favorites and ...
YUP
rose thorn
It’s
Perfect
hushed kayak
that’s what i called a bi*** ass move
rose thorn
Also I think uhhh Nagash stole some too I believe
slender orchid
She was the one god to predict fully what was going to happen, so she made a pocket dimension fueled by the Brettonians. To save Elven lives and souls.
rose thorn
And made them into the emerald hosts
slender orchid
She doesn't save a single Brettonian.
hushed kayak
She was the one god to predict fully what was going to happen, so she made a poc...
again a bastard move
woven sandal
And made them into the emerald hosts
LADYMARINES (but not that kind)
hushed kayak
What
woven sandal
That was the joke.
hushed kayak
rose thorn
Yeah okay
slender orchid
I mean, Grail Knights were basically the Space Marines of Fantasy
woven sandal
Sigmarines, but instead they're LADYMARINES(but not that kind)
rose thorn
Name one setting grail knights are lame
slender orchid
Zoom in on my lips.
rose thorn
I include them in literally every one of my dnd campaigns
Because grail knights are that cool
As side characters but still
rose thorn
I’m tempted to get imperial knights just to make them grail knight themed
hushed kayak
I’m tempted to get imperial knights just to make them grail knight themed
oh no
rose thorn
Frenchman are lame <:lul:825836255853674540>
slams hands on desk THAT SHIT WAS CAUSED BY A FUCKING SIMPSONS JOKE
THE SIMPSONS HAVE CAUSED THE HATE THE FRENCH MEME
slender orchid
vapid tiger
Lmao yeah don’t quote me on this but I’m pretty sure she took her favorites and ...
It was lileath masquerading to be a human god the whole time in order to control the bretonnians. Lileath attempted to dip, SLAANESH NOMMED HER
slender orchid
Say that to the English? or the Germans?
hushed kayak
slender orchid
pat pat
rose thorn
je pleure littéralement dans le club en ce moment
slender orchid
No, I love Warhammer Fantasy. Still have my RPG books next to Rogue Trader and Dark Heresy. All of my omnibus copies from the reprints in Warhammer Chronicles
slender orchid
Great stories like someone playing a clerk and editing orders to get a mercenary company to do a quest for him.
slender orchid
quietly shove EC aside here is the Word Bearers Codex everyone! Look at Daemon Primarch Lorgar!
hushed kayak
why do i get a strong feeling EC is about to get shafted
slender orchid
EC codex coming in the year 2038
woven sandal
Because boobs = bad
cinder sphinx
cause nothing of value would be lost
rose thorn
Because they follow the drug sex rock and roll god
Counter culture
And Europe hates counter culture
hushed kayak
jesus
slender orchid
Sure... Did we read the same books with the blood, faeces, and semen painting?
rose thorn
To he fair she was fucking crazy
slender orchid
Or the legion full of whiny, overly pretentious idiots? Only one of whom had the skills to back up his smack talk?
cinder sphinx
like if that would stand out in that crowd
rose thorn
Or the legion full of whiny, overly pretentious idiots? Only one of whom had the...
I disagree with that
They believed in art and the journey of perfection
Then being pretentious assholes
rose thorn
Have you listened to perfection?
slender orchid
Yes. Guilliman gave a speech about the perfect taxation system last week
rose thorn
What was that quote I think angron said
slender orchid
It was sublime
rose thorn
That while so and so was suffering and on the edge of death
Gulliman was doing his paper work
slender orchid
Guilliman proceeds to hold against Daemon Angron AND Lorgar.
hushed kayak
for some odd reason i can never see guilliman as a warrior
slender orchid
I mean, neither could his brothers
rose thorn
He’s a paper jockey
hushed kayak
the others i can see it
slender orchid
Just because he is great at one thing doesn't mean he cannot be good at another.
slender orchid
the others i can see it
as in, his brothers couldn't see him as a warrior
hushed kayak
as in, his brothers couldn't see him as a warrior
oh yeah good point
rose thorn
God perfection is such a good audio drama
slender orchid
He is actually one of the scarier duelists in HH. especially in 1.0 he was one of the only ones who had a chance vs Horus
rose thorn
The first section is pure guardsmen murder and it’s fucking shocking and beautiful how they describe it
hushed kayak
i have not read a EC book besides fulgrim
rose thorn
Very
Very
hushed kayak
slide a link fam
slender orchid
When GW puts the effort into any of the audio books to label them an "audio drama", typically they are actually pretty good. Sometimes overpriced, but good.
hushed kayak
i’ve only listen devastation of baal as an audio, didn’t like the voice but enjoyed it
slender orchid
rose thorn
Let me find it
slender orchid
They only label a few as audio dramas. Typically means multiple Readers/VAs, music, and sound effects.
hushed kayak
slender orchid
The big one I have listened to is Realmslayer, the AoS Gotrek intro.
rose thorn
Okay listen to the first 2 parts as it’s own thing
Because it’s amazing with out the story
hushed kayak
bet
rose thorn
And with the story it’s still amaizng
hushed kayak
i’ll be back in an hour with this
slender orchid
rose thorn
Lmao
hushed kayak
Lmao
okay that was intense detail about the intestines and the ec swordsman i love it already
rose thorn
Yeee all of the characters are great
hushed kayak
Yeee all of the characters are great
that scene where the female captain got stabbed all the way through the hilt was just
rose thorn
Oh yeah it made me sick Lmao
rose thorn
Fulgrim moments
hushed kayak
“gutted like a fish”
wind flicker
true
rose thorn
https://priceforfreedom.net/static/art/Lady_Wolf_rainy.png
WHO SHE SHE CUTE AF
wind flicker
WHO SHE SHE CUTE AF
lady wolf from price for freedom
hushed kayak
rose thorn
Never heard of it
rose thorn
Is it liek a show?
hushed kayak
Is it liek a show?
popular ||Adult game||
rose thorn
Oh like
hushed kayak
H
rose thorn
?
hushed kayak
amazing story plus has its own comics
also damn @rose thorn that was a good ass intro
i can see why you like it lmao
rose thorn
I wish the table top and lore was able to portray the horrific twisted art the EC see in every stroke
As a paintbrush and sword are one in the same to them
hushed kayak
i forgot how EC were very artful and stoic in their form
hushed kayak
in fulgrim they pulled their swords at the same time and perfect unison
rose thorn
The duel isn’t about victors or blood, it’s about the art portrayed
hushed kayak
exactly
rose thorn
Later on there is a reoccurring character that portrays this perfectly
Mwah MWAH
You will know her when you see her
Hear
hushed kayak
now i’m gonna listen to part 2, oh god am i gonna hop in another traitor legion wagon?
hushed kayak
“such a dirty creature sullying my blade”
rose thorn
YESSSS
I wish people realize noise marines just… just don’t work with EC
They work with Slaanesh perfectly
But emperors children not a chance
rose thorn
Oh no it was a daemon in him I believe
hushed kayak
that’s a first i’m hearing, a conscious marine with a daemon in him?
actually never mind
an alpha legion was like that too
rose thorn
Argel Tal is the best example
hushed kayak
so these guys were taught by Fulgrim personally?
rose thorn
I believe so
hushed kayak
the way how they’re saying sounds like it
wind flicker
so these guys were taught by Fulgrim personally?
and yes
hushed kayak
comic came first
i feel old when this was announced
wind flicker
haha same
hushed kayak
You will know her when you see her
a callidus assassin??
rose thorn
Yup
hushed kayak
as i’m listening to it. i’m wondering how it’s fighting toe to toe Ardentes if that’s how’s you spell his name
nvm she barely survived
hushed kayak
hellhounds are former white scars??
alpine ingot
https://priceforfreedom.net/static/art/Lady_Wolf_rainy.png
wait a second... I know where this is from
alpine ingot
one way or another, we're all degenerates in some fashion.
hushed kayak
@rose thorn PERFECTION
signal hill
I feel called out
rose thorn
<@407994636167282701> *PERFECTION*
PERFECTION
AAAHAHAHGGGGGHAAAAAAAAAAA
grand minnow
i just imagined the solider from tf2 death/ warcry sound
plucky pendant
*PERFECTION*
**AAAHAHAHGGGGGHAAAAAAAAAAA**
Lego r2d2 death sound
alpine ingot
or the Lego Yoda death scream boosted all the way
rose thorn
Listening to fulgrim. I fucking love that they read poetry and shit it’s amaizng
Hounds talking shit lmao
Has anyone actually make use of the space marine acid spits
tired umbra
Sevatar once tried to escape from prison by spitting on the bars
alpine ingot
I think a Iron Snakes Sargent combined it with some snake venom to blind a Dark Eldar raid leader in a duel
errant pike
talos spit in m'shen's eyes to blind her
storm jungle
Has anyone actually make use of the space marine acid spits
Yes but its rare
literally no marine remembers it exists unless the book demands it
plucky pendant
literally no marine remembers it exists unless the book demands it
Literally all aspects of 40K lore
plucky pendant
I feel like sometimes the enjoyment of 40K lore for some people is just “oh yeah I remember that thing exists”
storm jungle
alas alas
plucky pendant
the finest trap
Nah that’s me
errant pike
what bet did you lose
plucky pendant
😎
plucky pendant
what bet did you lose
It’s bait
storm jungle
Yeah also the greatest combination of a trap
Space marine profile
Female marine
🪤
oh yeah also
Black templar
has iron cross in the username
ultimate cringe soup
serene jungle
I think you baited them when you just had >she/her already
plucky pendant
Average 40K fan: “fuck femmarines!!” goes and jerks off to femmarine porn
final spruce
You forgot the minority part aswell
serene jungle
That's already enough for them
storm jungle
might change to fem!alpha or night lord if i find a good face to edit
serene jungle
final spruce
So same reaction as the Admech ones
plucky pendant
No not night lords
serene jungle
Use the BT face with the femalpha armor already
final spruce
But strangely enough not the dwarf one
errant pike
14 year old nerd playing hoi4 who listens to sabaton
final spruce
Dilara being more sussy each passing day
errant pike
average black templar fan
crisp heath
Sigismund is reason enough for anyone to be a Black Templar fan.
shadow plover
Dil try not to create the cringiest warhammer rp challenge (impossible)
crisp heath
Stuck his sword in Abaddon? Mocked and cursed him with his last words?
final spruce
The best duelist in the history of space marines?
Didn't Cato 1v1 the Nightbringer ?
plucky pendant
plucky pendant
thats uhhh Uriel Ventries
Urethra vaginis
final spruce
thats uhhh Uriel Ventries
Well one marine from another
plucky pendant
It’s still boring rainbow Michelin men
Me hating on templars as a sisters fan is the equivalent of me being like “Racists? Cringe. But female racists on the other hand-“
crisp heath
Helsreach is also pretty awesome.
plucky pendant
I will mind you against your wishes
errant pike
https://tenor.com/view/yawn-guy-lame-boring-gif-24201583
duality of space marine chapters
lame and boring and boring and lame
take your pick
plucky pendant
Gork and mork? More like Bore-k and dork
errant pike
boat and duck
plucky pendant
Gary and Mike
errant pike
among
plucky pendant
Us
errant pike
pine grove
Why is the human population so large?
errant pike
sex
hushed kayak
Why is the human population so large?
10,000 of years, plus they’re able to do interstellar travel can do that lol
storm jungle
Its literally what Alex said
and to quote a scientist
if theres anything humans love
its to fuck
Not even a joke
pine grove
Just saying but mathematically speaking 10000 years isnt near enough to get a population that big unless every mother giving birth gave birth to like 500 children
storm jungle
Dont apply math to 40k
its gonna fall apart because the writers cant even do basic mathematics and logistics. Dont think about it.
pine grove
Pretty new to the lore so was just curious
wind flicker
3 lasguns is enough for a battalion
broken bridge
and you need them all on full power to put a dent in csm armor
vapid tiger
Just saying but mathematically speaking 10000 years isnt near enough to get a po...
exponential growth
idk
it's 40k
slender orchid
So we are in the year 2022. The year 28k (dark age of humanity) is basically 26k years away. More than all of human history.
vapid tiger
its to fuck
especially space marines
slender orchid
Plenty of time for explosive growth.
vapid tiger
space marines love to diddle one another
slender orchid
space marines love to diddle one another
With their doofy beaks?
vapid tiger
what else are they gonna do in their offtime
vapid tiger
With their doofy beaks?
Yes.
mortal lance
Yes
rose thorn
quick stupid question, is there anyc haracters that name starts with Mag
slender orchid
Weeks later "Why is Emaldus Venti Mochius pecking the wall Brother Captain?"
rose thorn
its an inside joke between my friends that i always main characters that start with mag, its so weird
errant pike
quick stupid question, is there anyc haracters that name starts with Mag
magnus
rose thorn
Shit thats right
errant pike
lol
rose thorn
rose thorn
My wallet
errant pike
gone
latent wigeon
yes
slender orchid
There has to be a "Magdalene" somewhere in the Sisters
rose thorn
'Hey guys its me, magarine the space marine'
or some shit like that
Ghazskull kinda
mag uruk thraka
slender orchid
Wasn't there a Magdrigal or something in the Iron Warriors?
latent wigeon
no
slender orchid
Also T sons isn't really an expensive army, all things considered
It is in the normal $500-600 ballpark to get a full army.
Most are right around that price
Think the only outliers anymore are Custodes (full army $300 odd), Knights (Full army $400 odd), or (Firstborn) Marines (especially secondhand, can build them cheap. Or use the new HH kits, $350ish)
signal hill
someone remind me, how tall were primaris marines?
storm jungle
someone remind me, how tall were primaris marines?
signal hill
wanted to do an experiment in heroforge
primaris space marines are outside of the standard 28mm minis there and count as XL minis
signal hill
well, quick experiment shows
that wont work to build them in heroforge
and they look more like kronk then space marines
slender orchid
Just go to a GW store. They give the first taste free. Just like a drug dealer
Typically give you a freebie marine, even let you paint it
signal hill
i literally have no idea where the next would be
they are not as common here as they are appearently in some parts of the us
shadow plover
GW site has a store finder iirc
signal hill
well, I just wanted to do some design experiment
this is about as close as herofoge gets though
slender orchid
If you have a print shop or a college nearby, could always grab some stls? (3D print files)
Looks like the old Elysium imperial guard
Or Solar Auxilia in Horus heresy
signal hill
yeah, one can probably create decent IG designs, but no SM
ah, forgot to upscale the pauldrons after changing the pose
slender orchid
signal hill
slender orchid
Forgot to upscale PAULDRONS? IN 40K?
signal hill
that looks more like a space marine xD
I forgot that those values are reset after auto pose change
slender orchid
For real though, Saturnine Termies are great. GW should make them a thing again. 4 types of Termies, no big deal. Having a combi bolter and a heavy weapon on a Termie would be dumb fun.
Movement of 3 or 4 inches, just stupid slow.
signal hill
I was more curious about the design question then actually playing with them though
but yeah, those things really look like they are slow but hard to stop
fierce pendant
but yeah, those things really look like they are slow but hard to stop
unless they slip and fall down
"Brother roll me to the side and help me stand up."
signal hill
if they just fall the enemy is lucky
if they manage to balance sliding down a hillside doom is coming swifter
fierce pendant
if they just fall the enemy is lucky
if they manage to balance sliding down a hi...
Ah so that's why Iron warriors failed at Tallaran
tawdry wyvern
So LoV gets a mako lul
eternal citrus
I have a question about psykers, what happens when they're too old for service? I imagine they can't really retire, so do they just get black shipped anyways?
storm jungle
Any psyker spotted/caught is put on blackships
its where they are sent to Terra to either become sanctioned or be sent to the Hollow Mountain in the Himalayas to act as a battery for the golden throne until they die
eternal citrus
Yeah I know, but what happens to the ones that get sanctioned, but then become too old to be useful? As uncommon as old age might be
vapid tiger
But uh
eternal citrus
I imagine they just get sent back on a black ship to get ate anyways
storm jungle
Nah
vapid tiger
ADB once pointed out that psykers are used to power gellar fields so they might either shove them in those or just
Shove them in another machine to find use
eternal citrus
Yeah maybe
storm jungle
Sanctioned psykers are no use when the black ships already dump enough sacrificial psykers on terra anyways
Its basically like sending an office worker back to university
Why even do it.
they already got enough newly arrived kids to make miserable anyway
vapid tiger
I mean most psykers depicted in canon tend to look old and decrepit anyways so I imagine they tend to die before they're really out of use since not only can psykers live unnaturally long lifespans through psychic means
But also presumably get preferential treatment when it comes to rejuvenat
seems like they would be ideal candidates for it
vapid tiger
We're talking about a universe where normal humans in the upper classes can live for hundreds of years so a psyker could probably live for longer
Sanctioned ones ofc
random unsanctioned psykers in the middle of some hive probably have a much lower lifespan ofc
because regular citizens already don't live very long anyway
like 30-ish years tops for most
wait
shower thought
since the imperium despises weakness i imagine the lower class elderly might actually be killed on many worlds
and/or turned into monotask servitors
lunar notch
I've read plenty of sources that state that Psykers who are active and were sanctioned and soul-bound tend to live fairly short lives. Dudes in the astra telepathica that constantly work with choirs to send and receive messages just burn through their lives at mach 10.
Hell, I reread two books recently that both go over this. Malleus and The Outcast Dead. The Outcast Dead in particular (if you ignore the absolute mess of the timeline Graham made without anyone's supervision) just blathers on for page after page, chapter after chapter about how a psyker that's like 30 is already pretty old. There was a few extreme outliers though, like that one guy who lived to be a hundred in the same book.
However you also have psykers who do seem to live forever because of their power, but those guys are usually Space Marines, some super special OC that the plot demands lives that long, or just never was soul-bound.
plush mason
wasnt malcador alive for like 13k years?
lunar notch
Google says half that
signal hill
Wasn't malcador also a perpetual?
rose thorn
perpetuals are still canon??
I’ve heard so much shit about perpetuals I Thought that there was a lore change
storm jungle
Wasn't malcador also a perpetual?
Its never confirmed
but he is over six thousand years old
signal hill
Yeah I know, but what happens to the ones that get sanctioned, but then become t...
I imagine psykers lifespan depends in specialisation/Power use and Job
A biomancer in Support of a noble house can probably easily Rack up some years
Astropaths appearently get burnt out pretty fast
IG psykers probably can become old when they are Capable (and don't Draw the short Stick for assignments)
But psykers probably just not retire - service into death, beyond if possible somehow
signal hill
Its never confirmed
Fair enough, but doesn't seem entirely unlikely
storm jungle
Most people just chalk it up to him having psychic powers negating his aging since hes super OP
if he was a Perp im sure they'd have said so
signal hill
Sounds also legit
But considering how close He was to big e Ibstill wouldn't be suprised of He is one/was made one
Maybe it's a Secret for some reason :p
Just theorizing though
storm jungle
Wait nvm lexi says it
but its literally one passing line by Horus that i completely forgot
According to Jaghatai Khan the true identity of Malcador was discovered by Horus. Horus told the Khan that Malcador's original name was Brahm al-Khadour, a Perpetual known as a cursed wanderer. The Khan went on to say that Brahm al-Khadour had committed great atrocities during Old Night
errant pike
dilara where's the night lords larp 
storm jungle
oh right i forgot 1 sec
storm jungle
dilara where's the night lords larp <:Sitgryn:988448236928901190>
There we go
errant pike
beautiful
storm jungle
almost went with this edit I made, where she has a flayed skin mask
but this works too 
errant pike
yea lol
storm jungle
👏
storm jungle
I literally just slapped a female dwarf head on a votann art, I'm proud of this one too will admit
but will stick with it more because red is sexy
🙏
errant pike
fr
storm jungle
rose thorn
Perfect
barren tapir
ADB once pointed out that psykers are used to power gellar fields so they might ...
Oh, i remember this, it is such a shit thing, but make sense in the imperium of 40K with all its grimderpness
unreal wagon
rose thorn
I always found it wierd they call shotguns, shotgun like the only thing comparable is pistols but even then. I expected it to be called like, pumpgun or something stupid
storm jungle
Fluff drop on Agri-worlds being a literal hell, the Lords of Silence book describes them as being one of several templates, and in this case the template called for the entire planet to be more or less leveled to a flat surface to maximize tonnage per field.
The process of constant planting, chemical treatment, forced growth, harvesting, and replanting without giving the soil time to recover slowly deteriorates the soil of the world until it is a radioactive dust blown across the world by unhindered windstorms.
Basically Agri-Worlds are Indiana.
cunning wigeon
gw doesnt even care enough about the horns to check if their sentences make sense
rose thorn
I’m so confused by what the fuck this sentence even means
OH THERES MORE TO THE SENTENCE OHhhHh
cunning wigeon
yeah i was just pointing out how they fucked the sentence up
forgot to delete the worship when they likely changed it
rose thorn
Lmao
Side note holy shit I love the design so much
cunning wigeon
the rotmire creed are it for me
rose thorn
cunning wigeon
i wonder if with the release of AoS chorfs we get some new hashut daemon models
we will obviously get the bull looking ones and some of the daemon engines
rose thorn
wiat what
I don’t know their lore
I know chaos dwarves
and I’m so sad that 40K squats are immune to chaos.
YOU KNOW WHAT THE HASHUT REMIND ME OF
Pathological
Specifically the remake sequel
The mix of tribal and industrial influences forming a culture based around a bull god
cunning wigeon
I don’t know their lore
hashut has like special daemons made from mortal animals being infused with hashuts or other daemons power
usually bull like creatures
rose thorn
Oh so AOS dameon engines
cunning wigeon
rose thorn
Wait I Thought daemons can just, roam the mortal realms as is
cunning wigeon
yeah but these arent daemons of any of the major chaos gofs
they are unique to hashut
cunning wigeon
and they also have literal daemon engines
trains with daemons in
and artillery with daemons
cunning wigeon
rose thorn
That doesn’t seem very AOS
cunning wigeon
thats chorfs for you
this is old stuff
whfb
so will likely be reimagined
but id bet they are still similar
they are industrialists after all
rose thorn
I hope chaos dwarves return fr tho I’d love this stuff
cunning wigeon
and even the horns who are dumb human cultists have flamethrowers and bomvs
rose thorn
So what’s up with the rotmire?
I’ve heard they worship rot
Which sounds very nurgle to me
tired umbra
I am gonna nut and shit if they reveal Chorfs in AOS and Total War at the same time
vapid tiger
Which sounds very nurgle to me
Yes they're nurgle worshippers
rose thorn
That’s pretty cool actually
vapid tiger
mag no shade but if anyone worships rot they're either worshipping nurgle directly or worshipping one of his aspects
rose thorn
I like AOS more like, natural approach to chaos, instead of being horrifically evil with nothing to it, it’s like
Individual cultures and religions under chaos
vapid tiger
yeah
plush mason
?
cunning wigeon
Was just showing Mag the types of daemons the chorfs have, admittedly not the best pic
rose thorn
I mean
MORE DAEMONS MORE DAEMONS
More daemons = more legion of the first Prince choices
cunning wigeon
I wonder if belakor even cares about hashut daemons
Not really up to date with belakor in AoS
vapid tiger
belakor deez nuts
rose thorn
Lore wise, no clue, daemons really just kinda follow him around or the gods assign daemons to aid him
On table top he can take any model with the daemon key word in the chaos allegiance
vapid tiger
On table top he can take any model with the daemon key word in the chaos allegia...
you can TAKE your cock and put it IN my mouth
GOTTEM
rose thorn
…?
Actually it’s kinda weird the skaven daemons can go with Belakor
Aren’t skaven daemons viewed as like, the bottom of the barrel
Lore wise
Let alone work with other daemons
vapid tiger
verminlords are too self centered to work with other daemons
they will only tolerate lording over mortal skaven and will not risk being bossed around or threatened by daemons of other gods
they also don't get along with one another very well
because they're literally the epitome of what it means to be a cowardly slimey skaven
rose thorn
Maybe when either LOTFP or next slaves to darkness, I’m not sure if they are gonna be in the same codex, will get either an explanation or vermin lords just not allowed in the army
high vapor
broken bridge
are these codexs for aos?
high vapor
yea they are
broken bridge
very pretty
high vapor
i basically paid extra to get the bookmark, gold pages and textured cover.
but muh skaven
broken bridge
would it be too much to ask for interior pics
high vapor
i can do that in a minute
Pretty sure it’s not piracy if I own the book and post a photo of a page.
thanquol is also the greatest mortal skaven
broken bridge
so is one lore and the other stats
marsh grail
In gene stealer cults do cultists have massive breeding parties to get every female pregnant or simply for couples and just have as many babies as possible?
storm jungle
In gene stealer cults do cultists have massive breeding parties to get every fem...
@atomic pelican
marsh grail
It could also be micromanaged by the hierarchy so they’re like you and you breed together and then figure out who would best breed with that child
What’s the earliest a human can safely get pregnant?
wind flicker
What’s the earliest a human can safely get pregnant?
plush mason
wtf
vapid tiger
What’s the earliest a human can safely get pregnant?
Go ahead and have a seat across the table there.
storm jungle
I get what hazmat is saying
but like
theres a good reason the lore made it so that breeding is not the only way GSC can spread. So they can just infect medical supplies, waterlines, equipment to make more infectees from there.
But otherwise yeah not touching that
mortal lance
marsh grail
I mean we all know they do it. They’re gene stealers
Hell the imperium probably does when they cut it a little too close on their tithes the previous year. They both need bodies so there is little reason they would wait until they are 18 to have a child.
wind flicker
marsh grail
Look we can absolutely assume at the oldest they wait until 16. But we all know they don’t.
storm jungle
stoooooop
wind flicker
stephen king lit discussion hours
mortal lance
The darkest of hours
sacred lark
even king doesn't want to remember what he wrote
wind flicker
he was literally high on cocaine
Ok but theres two child orgies
Hes not forgiven for dark towers
high vapor
plush mason
Look we can absolutely assume at the oldest they wait until 16. But we all know ...
hell we cant even agree on a legal age of consent today so you have a point
but to answer your original question iirc its 16 that is the minimum age for a pregnancy to be safe
plush mason
lol
marsh grail
but to answer your original question iirc its 16 that is the minimum age for a p...
Couldn’t the imperium hypothetically remove the fetus before it gets to big and grow it to term in a vat though?
storm jungle
me rn:
wind flicker
Couldn’t the imperium hypothetically remove the fetus before it gets to big and ...
we could hypothetically remove you 
final spruce
**me rn:**
tired umbra
I don't even wanna scroll up to find out how in the everliving fuck ya'll got to this topic.
wind flicker
I don't even wanna scroll up to find out how in the everliving fuck ya'll got to...
they brought it up unprompted
cerulean wagon
do you wanna like, not, in a public discord 
marsh grail
**me rn:**
Welcome to grimdark
tired umbra
Nah this ain't grimdark. This is just you informing all of us what youare into.
marsh grail
Nah this ain't grimdark. This is just you informing all of us what youare into.
Just because something is possible in 40k doesn’t mean it’s something I support irl
tired umbra
Yet the fact that you even brought this god damn abomination of a topic here suggests you clearly think about it.
None of us want to except you.
wind flicker
this is the grossdark equivalent about talking about agriworld output
marsh grail
Yet the fact that you even brought this god damn abomination of a topic here sug...
I literally thought about it after I asked if gene stealers have orgies or have couples
tired umbra
I literally thought about it after I asked if gene stealers have orgies or have ...
The fuck you asking about genestealers banging?
atomic pelican
Im not touching that
I see this was a good choice
Chris Hanson should handle this one
marsh grail
The fuck you asking about genestealers banging?
Because I’m wondering if they have orgies or are relatively wholesome
grand minnow
Ive been getting a bit into warhammer fantasy lore, are thee any good books about lizardmen or orks?
grand minnow
fuck
storm jungle
poor Lizardmen
grand minnow
Imagine its released and its just all that fake language they made for them
(Look i only know lizardmen for total war, so i dunno if it was real language)
plucky moth
It could also be micromanaged by the hierarchy so they’re like you and you breed...
I’m gonna ask you to never explore this topic again on this server
Ever.
marsh grail
Yeah… ok
novel fulcrum
just to put it to bed, though, they try not to do things to attract attention to themselves, so more likely than not, the genestealer strategy would be to start families
easier to build and conceal a cult if you have people that would be more willing not to ask what you're up to, turning blind eyes and such
slender orchid
just to put it to bed, though, they try not to do things to attract attention to...
Yeah. Only related thing is a GSC book where the cultists keep normal girlfriends, spouses, work shifts, etc. There are weird rites in the cave with an interrogator, but even the book says "nope, black screen". Grimdark vs... just freaking Dark.
full nebula
I'm working on a project and need a quick hand: What is a Warpfiend?
Is it the same thing as Fiends or something else?
woven sandal
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Uraka_Az'baramael Lexicanum says it's this dude.
full nebula
Slight issue, he is the Warfiend not Warpfiend
I might put this into the undivided bucket if I can't find an apt connection
woven sandal
It's a paint that is https://www.games-workshop.com/en-US/Layer-Warpfiend-Grey-2019 This color.
full nebula
I know it's the paint.
The project is to connect paint names to factions, I should've clarified earlier.
woven sandal
I'd assume it's some name for daemon.
That some GW writer made up that got used in literally one book once and never got brought up again.
full nebula
Alright, I shall put it into the new category 'What the fuck is this'
storm jungle
Yeah not every paint name is related to stuff
mostly because they run out of things to connect
full nebula
I've gotten all the Bases and the prior Layers from this mostly sorted, ignoring fantasy for now.
high vapor
the paints are almost $5 
cerulean wagon
I'm working on a project and need a quick hand: What is a Warpfiend?
closest i can find is the fiend of slaanesh
vast frigate
rose thorn
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer40k/images/c/cb/FiendofSlaanesh.png/r...
FIENDS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I need to buys ome
some
actually just one box
cunning wigeon
soporific musky lads
rose thorn
Oh you cant use verminlords in LOTFP anymore huh
hushed kayak
FIENDS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
your dedication of slaneesh is a succinct summation of your debacherous nature. and I like it
plucky skiff
d'someone say Slaanesh ?
cunning wigeon
because slaanesh is sex get it
totally not the most conventional form of the devil in the sense they are a master of temptation
something youd hope everyone would be able to understand
hahaha
sex funny
storm jungle
They more about hedonism than banging but you do you
plucky skiff
Lol nah I know, but given how sexless 40k is in general, take what one can get lol
cunning wigeon
They more about hedonism than banging but you do you
I dont understand how people struggle with the concept of Slaanesh essentially just being a master of temptation when that is clearly their whole deal, unless all the people who think slaanesh = lewd are genuinely just that obsessed with sex...which tbf doesnt sound impossible.
slender orchid
It is especially weird when the legion devoted to him has next to nothing to do with sex. All about sensation, excess, and emotion. Sex is one small part. His new champion in AoS is all about gluttony.
cunning wigeon
or vainglory with sigvald
its literally just a conventional devil, tempting people to sin and then taking it from there
cunning wigeon
if slaanesh entirely relied on coomers they wouldnt be very threatening