Angron has a GREAT reason
#40k-lore-chat
latent wigeon
yeah but pooooorly written
latent wigeon
"-just no"
rose thorn
Isn’t it weird that The emperors made basically 2 primarchs for everything
latent wigeon
there could have been a better backstory but it turned out meh
molten token
Aight time for an epic lore bombshell
storm jungle
ruh roh
molten token
Alphalegion are tzeench
molten token
Thousands sons are the sorceree tzeench part, alphalegion are scheme tzeench part. Them not knowing that themselves is 100% in-character
latent wigeon
blood ravens are the real thousand sons 
rose thorn
Emperors children are part eldar
molten token
I never got why they went with that angle. Like damn bro they had like 3 librarians we know of
latent wigeon
pursuit of knowledge
molten token
Ok fair i guess
latent wigeon
similar color to pre heresy thousand sons too
raven also being a mythological tie to wizards
would actually be dope if this was cannon
molten token
Did anyone else here get extremely confused by the entire blood raven corruption plot
So there was ulkair
latent wigeon
yes
molten token
And he talked to the chapter master on the space hulk
But at the same time
A khorne demon posessed the apothecary
And was the messenger of that other demon
storm jungle
Did anyone else here get extremely confused by the entire blood raven corruption...
Its incredibly convoluted yeah
also
somehow
nobody noticed the librarian being corrupt
lmao
molten token
Ikr
I'd go on the why tf is he worshipping khorne angle but if has been done a trillion times
latent wigeon
nowhere does it say all marines have high iq
molten token
Bro i remember the 40k lore sub taking every faction to its absolute extreme opness and coming up with legit bs like apparently space marines are extremely well read and would be genius politicians if one was just dumped on the white house
rose thorn
So what exactly makes all the eldar subfactions unqiue?
latent wigeon
like an ultramarine yeah
rose thorn
Craft worlds worse
molten token
who fed you that bs
Them swearing by guardsmen being able to just waddle into hive worlds and larp as space marines is my favorite "LORE" of theirs so far
latent wigeon
world eater most definitely not
molten token
So what exactly makes all the eldar subfactions unqiue?
As in craftworlds
rose thorn
Yeah
molten token
Or dark eldae/exodites
molten token
Yeah
Honestly not much. They havent been fleshed out at all imo. Really they just have different levels of superstition and trust in psykers and farseers
cerulean wagon
So what exactly makes all the eldar subfactions unqiue?
Mostly specialization and governance. Ulthwe as an example is lead by a seer council and has a large host of powerful psykers
wdym no sex? eldar can have sex
they just struggle to have kids
atomic pelican
Biel tan is especially militant, with a large amount of aspect warriors.
Alaitoc is especially traditonalist, producing alot of outcasts due to this.
Iyanden suffered alot of losses, and thus use Ghost warriors more
Saim Hann is especially rsdical with their own tribal formations
Ulthwe is especially psychically gifted, focusing on their seers. They also keep their guardians better trainrd
rose thorn
I mean not feeding Slaanesh, with the paths and such
atomic pelican
This is a small summary
molten token
Eldar have sex while wearing wrinkled old men masks to feel absolutely no pleasure from the experience
storm jungle
Wha-
storm jungle
Also for the love of god
molten token
Offical lore trust me bro
storm jungle
Eldar can have any sort of sex, as long as it isnt hedonistic its fine lmao
people legit think the moment two eldar kiss it will summon a demon invasion or something
rose thorn
I know it won’t lmao, I just don’t know anytning about eldar besides corsairs
Because space pirates are my favorite anytning sci-fi
rose thorn
Yes
latent wigeon
wtf
rose thorn
Of course I do
latent wigeon
dies of 
rose thorn
OH
latent wigeon
molten token
no touching before marriage
I love imagining eldar as the faction who 100% embraced the ideology of stupidass sigma grindset facebook posts
"Sleep 8 hours a day"
"Learn a skill for 1000 years"
"No sex to disturb the grind"
rose thorn
And the eldar corsiars
latent wigeon
you failed your Imperium compliancd test
rose thorn
Good
storm jungle
And the eldar corsiars
They also finally get their own lore page on the 9th edition eldar codex
rose thorn
FUCK YEAHHHHHHH
latent wigeon
they watch morbius in the mean time
storm jungle
Im gonna copy paste it to you in the DMs in a bit, doing studies 💀
rose thorn
I’ve been planning to just kitbash all my eldar into corsairs
storm jungle
Yeah thats totally do-able
rose thorn
I have the guardians
cerulean wagon
Corsairs also have their own section of lore in W&G
storm jungle
^
atomic pelican
GW on their way to make a KT unit all but unusable in 40k
Corsairs are so comically restricted in 40k
Like the actual unit
cerulean wagon
GW on their way to make a KT unit all but unusable in 40k
atleast other factions get to use their KT units 
atomic pelican
Theyre actually better for Drukhari than they are for CWs
atomic pelican
atleast other factions get to use their KT units <:Ded:822603904348586035>
Which ones cant?
cerulean wagon
guard
cerulean wagon
veteran squads got nothin 
cerulean wagon
its made even worse by vet squads now just being bad
because they'll set you back 120~ points
atomic pelican
Ripp
cerulean wagon
when 2 fully kitted standard squads are 60 each
rose thorn
Corsairs are so comically restricted in 40k
Wiat what
atomic pelican
Yeah Guard codex is getting rlly weird
Because its on faq crutches and weird ass ancient interactions/ppm
cerulean wagon
watch vottan get a release first and IG get more band aid patches
atomic pelican
Wiat what
Corsairs dont count as troops for filling a detachment and they arent rlly good for their points
They are only rlly good for drukhari because
You can get runes of fortune
And a psyker
atomic pelican
Out of them
They only count as filling a detachment in ONE CIRCUMSTANCE
Which is:
You have Yriel as your warlord
cerulean wagon
molten token
they watch morbius in the mean time
When the people forget to watch morbius they are no longer human and become something less than beasts. They have no place in the bosom of humanity nor in the heart of the Emperor. Let them die and be forgotten.
-quoting from the Prime Edicts of the Holy Synod of the Adeptus Morbiurum
rose thorn
Are they at least good at holding objectives
atomic pelican
I dont think they get obsec so no
latent wigeon
When the people forget to watch morbius they are no longer human and become some...
you reminded me
gotta watch my daily morb dose
atomic pelican
This is talking abt the actual like corsair unit btw
You can always just run CW as corsairs
As fluff
rose thorn
Yeee I know
Fluff is free
✨
This is how I make sure all my dnd characters aren’t just druids number 582
cerulean wagon
also like
whether or not a unit is great doesn't matter outside of competetive play
atomic pelican
Well, I would usually agree
And you are right
But corsairs are
REALLLLLLY bad
If you get what I mean
atomic pelican
Like 100 for the troop variant, 120 for the elite? I think
rose thorn
WHAT THE FUCK
rose thorn
For a trash unit?
rose thorn
Bruh
rose thorn
I’d probably just run the corsairs as like character units, like the pyker as a farseer and suck
molten token
Is a pure morbius army still viable for competitive play
atomic pelican
I think eventually Corsairs might get a expansion and become sort of like Harlequins now
A small army where they can be ran alongside CWs/Drukhari and retain their traits
latent wigeon
Is a pure morbius army still viable for competitive play
morbes
necron morbius orb
morbcron morb orb
latent wigeon
trazyn with his resurrection morb orb
molten token
Morbute guilliman
rose thorn
I think eventually Corsairs might get a expansion and become sort of like Harleq...
How so?
latent wigeon
Morbinius
atomic pelican
How so?
Harlequins have a rule called Travelling Players where they can be included in a CW or Drukhari army and both the harles and other army retain all their abilities
storm jungle
Corsairs also were the O.G ynnari in the case that they could literally use half the vehicles in the eldar model range
even harlequins and whatnot
molten token
Morblocks best eldar unit
atomic pelican
Honestly playing Ynnari is probably a good way to simulate corsairs
storm jungle
Yeee
atomic pelican
Sadly the Drukhari part of the Ynnari get kind of gimped
Since no Power from pain but they still play good
rose thorn
Gonna be honest I have no clue how any eldar ynits even work lmao
atomic pelican
Very fragile very fast very killy in general
The subfaction just sets the scale
Being like
CWE-Harlequins-Drukharu
With CW being more durable and less fast/killy (but still those things)
And Drukhari being the fastest and most lethal, but the most fragile
Harlequins are kind of interesting sknce they dont fit the scale too great
Theyre incredibly elite so theyre kind of good at it all, but sort of take the aeldari general stuff to the next level
They are ESPECIALLY fast, ESPECIALLY killy, and fragile, albeit less so
Just less models
Harles def more melee focused tho
rose thorn
OoOoooo
The eldar seem kinda similar to Slaanesh actually
Weird
Like game play wise
atomic pelican
Yeah theyre both fast armies
Slaanesh basically no shooting tho in terms of daemons
atomic pelican
Yeee
Should go to mention that CW and Harles both have strong psykers
CW probably being a bit better but shadowseers slap too
rose thorn
Oh yeah I heard shadow seers are cool
final spruce
They can but Guy Haley has been very clear on the fact that he'll never write chaos corrupted Tau as their main writer because its a subject he doesnt want to do.
rose thorn
I just realized we can’t actually know what the emperor fully looks like, he’s never fully described and when he is it’s always Inconsistent with the only repeating fact is that he glows a golden light. And all the painting we have of him are made by a human and we know how horrifically bias they are. Plus the emperor just has the ability to change how people see him so if he does pose he will probably just make the artists see the best possible human or some shit.
Like in the first heretic he’s describe as a wrinkled cold elderly man and a heavenly young what ever the fuck.
storm jungle
He's fully described actually
rose thorn
Oh fr?
storm jungle
its just that his "current form" is his preferred one
Yeee
he can basically like
morph into whoever he wants
rose thorn
Oh
Okay yeah that would explain alot
storm jungle
1 sec, excerpt time
rose thorn
also Hiiii Dilara!
storm jungle
👋
also here
The reflection changes. For an instant, a figure of iron and blades with coal-furnace eyes is looking back at Him from a throne of chrome. Then it is gone, and the reflection is a blur of images falling one atop another: a golden warrior standing with drawn sword before the gates of a towering fortress, a figure before the mouth of a mountain cave, a boy with a stick and fear in his eyes, a Queen with a spear atop a cliff, an eagle with ten wings beating against a thunder-threaded sky – on and on, images tumbling over each other like the faces of cards tossed through the air.
‘Is there any truth in you?’ asks the voice that comes from the dark.
The images vanish and the darkness hangs before Him. It falls into the abyss beneath like a cascade of obsidian sand.
‘At the root of your lies, is there any truth, father?’
The darkness becomes a forest, dark trunks reaching to an untouchable sky, roots crawling out and down into the abyss beneath. The man on the chair is sitting on the snow-covered ground, a fire burning before Him. A shadow moves out of the dark between the trees. It is huge, sable-furred and silver-eyed. It drags its shadow with it as it comes forwards. It pauses on the edge of the light.
‘You claim to be a man,’ says the wolf, ‘but that is a lie revealed to any that can see you here.'
For context this is Big E meeting with Horus in the warp
its during the Siege
rose thorn
Hehehe that quote at the end
storm jungle
🙏
rose thorn
I like what that guy says at the end of the last church where he realizes that the emperor isn’t human and can’t possible understand what it means to be human
rose thorn
Yeah it does
I always love it when they stab the emperor to reveal his flaws
He could have hand killed any of his sons except Horus, the only one he showed any actual emotion to besides treated as a tool
It’s the perfectly ironic
shadow plover
Y'know we might one day get an Emperor miniature and I dread the day. This is mostly speculation and some think it confirmed because the Horus Heresy rulebook has a mention of him as a unit/model. At least I will have to see less of the godawful 3rd party models after it if something
storm jungle
tbh i think if Big E was gonna get a mini he'd have long ago
rose thorn
Y'know we might one day get an Emperor miniature and I dread the day. This is mo...
If he does I’d hate it so much
shadow plover
well all the primarchs had to be out first
rose thorn
Okay if it was like, a diorama model like those giant space marines
shadow plover
but now they all are
latent wigeon
tbh i think if Big E was gonna get a mini he'd have long ago
yeah as a corpse in the chair
storm jungle
I WISH
tulip tundra
yeah as a corpse in the chair
"$150, please"
latent wigeon
"$150, please"
40k*
rose thorn
but now they all are
Pfff lmao
shadow plover
What? Meant that now all of the primarchs minis are out
rose thorn
‘Real life emperors throne’ and its like a yellow bean bag chair
I meant the uhhh those giant space marine models
latent wigeon
‘Real life emperors throne’ and its like a yellow bean bag chair
more like a golden double decker couch
shadow plover
ah, yeah.
plush mason
toilet*
latent wigeon
by the emperor
never would I have thought i would have laid my eyes upon such solemn beauty
rose thorn
The sheer power echos from the holy golden color
I had a dream gw announced new lore that all the custodies just began dying at random and like removed all their named characters
And gutted their codex
Basically squated the custodies
rose thorn
Lmao I would fucking die
storm jungle
my guys still cant let that World Eater punch go
or Valerian being semi-unsure to fight Moloc
rose thorn
Yeah
storm jungle
We’re wasting time. Diocletian was on the edge of unmannerly cursing when another hololith appeared at the table. This one wore damaged armour plating, spinning a spear in gloved hands. Weapons and talons slashed into view at the edges of the holo’s range, but the warrior weaved aside from every blow he didn’t block. Bladed replies lashed back, killing the wielders of those weapons. The warrior didn’t break stride. He was always moving. ‘Reload!’ the holo called out, laden with distortion.
He drove his spear into the ground by his feet and immediately pulled his meridian swords, turning and whirling into another phase of his arcane battle- dance. ‘Compliance.’ A servitor’s voice, toneless and obedient. The warrior moved away from the spear, it vanished out of the holo’s range. The swords rose and fell, twisted and parried, thrust and hacked. Blood rained past him in flickering sprays. Endlessly came the crash of energy fields ramming against ceramite, warping the reinforced metal, mangling it, shattering it. The figure of a colourless Space Marine staggered into the holo’s view, tumbling
to the ground with a blade through his spine. The warrior severed the falling legionary’s head from his shoulders without looking, already turning to meet another foe. ‘Reloaded,’ came the augmitted, mechanical voice again. The warrior sheathed both blades in a smooth motion, weaved aside from a swinging flail, which missed him by a metre, and reached upwards.
He caught the spear in the air, bringing it down in another parry. He disengaged with a roar of effort, throwing his unseen opponent back. The guardian spear banged three times, spitting three bolts in succession, only to spin with another frenzied howl of abused energy fields as the blade punched through another legionary’s chestplate.
The spear tore viscera and shards of armour free in a wrenching burst as he yanked the blade back, one-handed. His other fist discharged a laser-spit of digital weaponry from his clenched knuckles, lascutting through the faceplate of a charging, crested Legion officer. Another fighter joined him in the whirling dance. A cloaked female wielding a circuit-lit zweihander, guarding his back one moment, then guarded in kind a moment later. They couldn’t have looked more unalike – fighting with utterly different styles, at different speeds; male and female, gold and black; towering genhanced warrior in auramite and regal huntress in armour that honoured the most ancient eras of warfare. Yet they moved in savage harmony, never coming close to harming one another. They fought in the spaces created by each other’s fighting styles.
She hacked overhead when the long spear whirled aside, killing the enemy that fought to slip within his guard. He thrust over her shoulder, slaughtering the foes that sought to move behind her. Zephon’s pale eyes narrowed, his concentration absolute, taking in the ballet of violence unfolding before him. He had seen the warriors of the Ten Thousand fight before, albeit only in grainy pict footage.
He had heard the countless unpoetic comparisons describing their uniqueness as the perfect exemplar of a process that became diluted and rushed to mass-produce the Legiones Astartes. Yet he had never seen them in battle against Space Marines. This warrior reaved through them – reaved through Zephon’s cousins from the rebellious Legions – cutting them down, butchering them the way Zephon himself had massacred his way across human and alien battlefields. How easy, all of a sudden, to see how Constantin Valdor, the Captain-General of the Custodian Guard, was considered an equal of the primarchs themselves in matters of blade-work, when any Custodian could be as skilled as this. Had the Emperor foreseen this?
His thoughts curdled, growing gravid with treason. Is this what they were made for? This annihilation? This slaughter of legionaries? ‘We’re here, Dio,’ came the Custodian’s words between panted breaths.
rose thorn
AHAHAHAH
That’s hilarious
I have such mixed feeing towards custodies
On the plus side they actually have character
On the negative side when ever the imperium is losing to anytning they can just say ‘and the custodies arrive’
But that’s all the space marine factions
rose thorn
Wouldnt Custodes have the same problems as grey knights?
storm jungle
Nids won the war
rose thorn
Wow they really just brute force every faction into the lore Huh
storm jungle
YEP
rose thorn
All I remember is a tryanid offing an ork warboss and that Khrone daemons were there for like 12 hours which causes a metric shitload of cult uprisings
To be fair the cults and cult Marines will use any excuse to uprise upon any sign of anytning g
storm jungle
Pretty much
rose thorn
I remember that when fulgrim arrived to see rylanor that caused a surge or Slaanesh cults, cult marines, and EC to fuck shit up for days
It was like some serious damage until they got bored and went back to petty raids, sex, drugs, and rock and roll
Even if fulgrim got fucking bodied
cunning wigeon
I know I'm late to the party but god I hate it when people try to connect AoS to 40k and vice versa, they're clearly to completely independent universes to the point where calling connections a stretch is generous.
I know Warhammer fans are Warhammer fans but why they can't leave the two settings alone I will never understand
storm jungle
SAME
rose thorn
It’s funny when they explain proof wise all they say is ‘the warp’
cunning wigeon
It's especially frustrating as it comes across as some 40k fanboy who reads one AoS lore excerpt and is like ah yes this sounds like a marine
rose thorn
People tried to say the silver knight of Slaanesh, who is only mentioned in the chaos Daemon 40K codex, was some fucking AOS character
Even though all proof points grey knight
cunning wigeon
It's like they look for any description of a chunky fella and say ah yes that must be a marine
No way it could be anything else
rose thorn
I said thsi a few days ago but one fantasy character shared the name of an important eldar
So I suggested what if they just started naming minor AOS characters after important 40k characters
‘Yes this is my favorite Gloomspite git, Konrad Curze’
‘My horse breeder Gulliman’
cunning wigeon
It’s funny when they explain proof wise all they say is ‘the warp’
This also falls flat though, chaos in AoS is the nothingness that surrounds all the realms as the connecting glue, and at the eight points, it isn't some alternate reality/dimension like the warp because they destroyed the world that was, it is a part of everything
rose thorn
I heard a theory that AOS exists on a plant in the 40K warp
cunning wigeon
Even though all proof points grey knight
"BuT gReY kNiGhTs ArE iNcOrRuPtIbLe"
rose thorn
And that sigmar was the soul of teh emperor
rose thorn
"BuT gReY kNiGhTs ArE iNcOrRuPtIbLe"
NO THE FUCK THEY ARENT AHHHHHHHHHH HE LITERALLY WENT FAVE TO FACE TK THE GOD OF PLEASURE AND PERSUASION
cunning wigeon
And that sigmar was the soul of teh emperor
And then this does a disservice to Warhammer fantasy AND AoS
rose thorn
Yeah
cunning wigeon
Sigmar is a fleshed out character with realistic flaws and Ideals even as a god, the emperor wishes he could be more like that
rose thorn
The emperor is a metaphor to me, being so perfect of a human you can’t understand what it means to be human
Actually most of 40K is irony
cunning wigeon
As much as Sigmar embodies a god of war, he is still a flawed human, a reasonably barbaric one at that. He understands violence and how to do battle but struggles with strategy and how to properly manage large forces
There's a reason he can't just shit stomp Archeon
rose thorn
Gonna be honest idk AOS lore
cunning wigeon
Ah gotcha no worries then
rose thorn
Except chaos and gloomspite gits
And chaos daemons is basically 2 armies at the price of one
cunning wigeon
Sigmar is a "God of War" but seems to really struggle with the cunning part of strategy
rose thorn
Oh I thought he was the god of order
cunning wigeon
Sees most fights as winnable through prowess and skill when those his forces are against very rarely fight honourably
plush mason
Sigmar is a "God of War" but seems to really struggle with the cunning part of s...
so he is ares more or less lol
cunning wigeon
Oh I thought he was the god of order
Nah he is just the founder of the Order Pantheon
rose thorn
Sigmar is a "God of War" but seems to really struggle with the cunning part of s...
That explains the sigmar marines, why have strategy when you can just revive people to keep fighting
Oh and death, I know like the basics of death
cunning wigeon
Essentially the bros that started civilisation again, mankind, elfkind, dwarfkind and the undead working hand in hand to make a living in the mortal realms
cunning wigeon
That explains the sigmar marines, why have strategy when you can just revive peo...
Well...they sorta don't wanna keep being revived, as through being reforged they gradually lose more and more humanity and become more and more an aspect of the storm
So whilst they grow in power they also lose why they fight
cunning wigeon
Fairly
They got some wins when it seems they should
And they're powerful enough to beat the heavy hitters
rose thorn
Ooooo
cunning wigeon
Nagash the God of Death got laid low by Archeon
And Archeon tricked Sigmar into losing his hammer
rose thorn
Nagash the God of Death got laid low by Archeon
Oh yeah didn’t all of experiments fucking fail
And he kinda just gave up
cunning wigeon
Who Nagash?
rose thorn
Yeah
latent wigeon
And Archeon tricked Sigmar into losing his hammer
archaon got beat by grimgor
only cause grimgor got a daemon axe tho
cunning wigeon
Yeah
Not sure what experiments you mean but he created the Bonereapers successfully
But it took Katakros to perfect them
rose thorn
The night haunts and bone reapers and uhhh
cunning wigeon
Give them a proper military structure etc
cunning wigeon
The night haunts and bone reapers and uhhh
Soulblight gravelords and flesh eater courts
rose thorn
Yeah
cunning wigeon
Of them the Bonereapers are most effective
Only army to get a foothold in the home of chaos and Archeon
Took Archeon to show up to kick them out, and seeing how powerful he is that means alot
cunning wigeon
archaon got beat by grimgor
Oh? I hope you don't mean the Archaon got kicked in the balls by Grimgor lore
latent wigeon
yees
cunning wigeon
Afraid I'm fairly certain it's non canon my friend
rose thorn
Oh yeah so what exactly are beastmen?
cunning wigeon
But hey it's based lore
rose thorn
They are cool but they don’t follow the chaos gods, but the hunting shit is super cool
But are under chaos
cunning wigeon
Oh yeah so what exactly are beastmen?
Well they do follow the chaos gods
It's how you end up with Tzangor/Slangor/Khornegor etc
But they don't worship them as those god's usually, but the primal aspects of them
Khorne as their own primal bloodlust
rose thorn
OH MY GOD I NEVER REALIZED THE CULT GORS ARE JUST THE HODS NAME THEN GOR
cunning wigeon
Slaanesh as they enjoy the excess of living as animal
And tzeentch because mutation
latent wigeon
rituals
cunning wigeon
Nurgle for being stinky beast people
rose thorn
I know in 40K beastmen join tzeetch because they want to be smart
cunning wigeon
I remembered, it's because they worship the fact that he mutated them
They're the reason beastmen exist
But you're right, they don't really care about the chaos gods, more so the elements they represent
They just despoil civilization because they revel in being feral/they're envious of the lives they could have had
cunning wigeon
Yeah some are just pissed that they were born beastmen
AoS lore is usually straight to the point with very little bloat which is nice
molten token
beastmen were retconned into being generic never-do-wells who just hate humanity and civillization because they present order instead of chaos, instead of having psychotic envy, which i never liked
cunning wigeon
Oh really? Wasn't aware of that
rose thorn
There’s something admirable about wnating it to destroy everything for no reason besides ‘fuck everything’
final spruce
Is the other half accurate ?
storm jungle
Eh kinda?
Its kind of obvious he was most likely asked to do this as like an "intro" video i think
rose thorn
I really the design of the floaty kind of possessed, like what hsi name and the red angel
Where they are literally chained to the ground
rose thorn
Lmao GW broke Horus heresy card game meta and made it unplayable so they had to make a new card game of Warpforge
normal helm
Lmao GW broke Horus heresy card game meta and made it unplayable so they had to ...
I mean, at least its not Combat Cards
rose thorn
I forgot combat cards existed
gray echo
rose thorn
Yes Agreeed
broken bridge
I think I have a new favorite chapter in the steel confessors though kinda eh on their paint scheme
plush mason
are melta bombs mini nukes?
plush mason
hm so setting one off on a plasma generator would not end well for anyone i bet lol
i asked cause those damn cultist from the exeior or whatever assassin video popped into my head just now and i still dont know if their plan warrented one of those being sent after them lol
scenic bolt
its explosives next to explosives so likely not
plush mason
cause like one melta bomb in a genatorium doesnt seem like it would do much more than knock out power
barren tapir
Yes, that is what it would do, melta bomb are not 360 explosions, it is focused one and it is just as support, they are mostly a termite thing, burning so hot that they eat the thing they are attached to
plush mason
so not a very big threat like i thought
plush mason
who
umbral coral
Okay so in history some greek mathematics dude was named archimedes
But in 40k there is a genius ork
Named Orkimedes
vapid tiger
so not a very big threat like i thought
They're a big threat to single targets but otherwise yeah not a mini nuke
I think uh
STRANGE AS IT IS TO ADMIT THIS
Eternal Crusade has a good portrayal of meltabombs
You can't throw them very far and basically have to attach them to things up close, and the explosion they produce, while it will kill most things in the vicinity, is easy to avoid
They are not frag grenades
Too bad the game is dead and bad
storm jungle
> We’re wasting time. Diocletian was on the edge of unmannerly cursing when anot...
@plush mason
plush mason
tbch its for the best as i was gona show it to a friend of mine that is a massive doom fan and is starting to get into warhammer. and it might make him like GR more
plush mason
so how do the alpha legion make themselves look like members of the other legions/chapters?
like is it tech or something else?
rigid cloak
like is it tech or something else?
I'd say 90% of the time its just paint. And decent acting skills
plush mason
lol
rigid cloak
Every alpha legion is basically like Gary Oldman
Alpharius is Gary Oldman. It’s cannon now
sacred mauve
Primaris marines are cancer /fin
storm jungle
so how do the alpha legion make themselves look like members of the other legion...
Basically just active camouflage or cloaks
they dont really have that holographic thing most artwork shows them using
shadow plover
or they just manufacture/steal the armour of other legions
was it Unremembered Empire or a book before it where the Alpha Legionaries tried to attack Guilliman in his office or something in Ultramarine armours
wheat copper
so how do the alpha legion make themselves look like members of the other legion...
They stole Spy TF2's cigarette case
alpine ingot
was it Unremembered Empire or a book before it where the Alpha Legionaries tried...
Yes. They posed as sergeant Theil and attacked him in his office. Destroyed his human dad's computer, the bastards.
shadow plover
😔
vapid tiger
so how do the alpha legion make themselves look like members of the other legion...
Paint
karmic gulch
Would the other primarchs react similarly to modern imperium?
Like being completely disappointed by what their father's glorious empire has turned into
shadow plover
most likely even though not all thought it that glorious even in the first place
storm jungle
Yeah pretty much none of the loyalist primarchs would react well to the current Imperium
pseudo depot
Who would have the most negative reaction?
storm jungle
Probably Lion and Russ
the others would have a more "collected" but more subdued reaction considering the pragmatism of Primarchs like the Khan and Vulkan
barren tapir
Dorn would go on a tantrum on all the churches on terra, then he would order to demolish them all for defence motives... Even though he was fully aware of the religious path the imperium was taking before and after the siege of terra
TBF russ wouldn't care much about it
He would care more about the inquisition BS
The lion, well, he is the one capable to do something nasty...
karmic gulch
Russ would probably try to just party the heck out on Fenris
But be dragged into politics
Due to some Inquisitor getting on his nerve
storm jungle
Russ would hate the entirety of the Imperium and be on a warpath
hes a dumbass but still has a massive anti-authority stance
vapid tiger
What if we took all the loyalist primarchs and just pushed them somewhere else
vapid tiger
Tru
i like how argel's death is a major contributing factor to kharn going completely insane
since their uh
friendship
held him together a good deal
Kharn going around teamkilling with a flamer on skallathrax screaming "MY BOYFRIEND IS DEAD"
rose thorn
let's discuss these fellers
Argel
vapid tiger
He uses these
storm jungle
very sussy
vapid tiger
neat
pseudo depot
I’m assuming the two REDACTEDs are the two lost primarchs
storm jungle
very based
rose thorn
Hey so who is Prince Yriel?
plush mason
frosty cobalt
let's discuss these fellers
Lov this pic, argels got that waist GRIPPED
Hes getting his world eaten tonight
umbral coral
So if the unforgiven have 19 official second founding chapters (and the da themselves)
Does that mean there are in total 1900 death wing
And 1900 raven wing
karmic gulch
There are more that either aren't publicly acknowledged or don't want to be known as DA successors
storm jungle
@slow prawn
vapid tiger
Or just
Aren't listed
Because official successor chapters are far from the only successor chapters of any given first founding chapter
Unless explicitly stated otherwise like the space wolves pre-primaris
And technically the salamanders pre-primaris though that's fuzzy
slow prawn
Dark Angels lore here?
Well, to be honest I had no idea there that many DA second founding Chapters
Just the Angels of Redemption, Vengeance, Absolution, possible Vigilance, and finally the Lions Sable
storm jungle
Just the Angels of Redemption, Vengeance, Absolution, possible Vigilance, and fi...
WAY too many
slow prawn
Ah, well not all of them are Second Founding
Second Founding is the one where Chapters are established, immediately after the Heresy
The ones after, I’ll bet the Dark Angels and their successors chipped in to help establish them, especially their first and second companies
rose thorn
Star phantoms is a cool as fuck name
vapid tiger
Star phantoms are also very codex compliant and seem to have a mutual dislike of the dark angels
As if they left the unforgiven
Basically the DA equivalent of how the mortifactors hate ultramarines
umbral coral
Because official successor chapters are far from the only successor chapters of ...
Thats only official second founding aswell
vapid tiger
Right
vapid tiger
So there would be more than 1900 of each but only those in the actual da are called deathwing and ravenwing
vapid tiger
Which leaves a absolute fuckton
Yeah about a legion's worth
umbral coral
They wouldnt have a last wall protocol
They would have the last fortress
God damn
distant fable
Now let’s see blood angels successor chapters
rose thorn
why do people not liek lorgar and angron to a lesser extent
Angron is legit like, sympathetic man, he only spent his entire life suffering and was made into a being of only anger. and when he finally was able to rebel and finally have revenge against a world that saw him nothing but a hound, it was stolen from him from a tyrant that treated him as nothing but a tool
lorgar ai can see why people cant like him, but also its 100% the emperors fault
hushed kayak
Angron is legit like, sympathetic man, he only spent his entire life suffering a...
We don’t know why the Emperor took him away from the battle. Not sure why he didn’t bother to send his custodes to help, but in some sense he did it for a reason. Whatever that reason is.
But the reason why people hate him is because what he did to his legion
he used the butcher nails on his legion knowing what it’ll do to them, he still hates them even after the nails implanted. Then betrays the emperor because of what was stolen from him
Lorgar was actually innocent until fucking erebus came in
rose thorn
yeah, but he saw his legion as a final cruel joke to his life, he rose a band of rebels and slaves who experienced unimaginable pains, and then he was given a legion of lap dogs
as he watched his closest friends and allies die upon the hill
im nto excusing his murders, im saying that he has a damn good reason to hate them
and teach his legion suffeirng
hushed kayak
yeah, but he saw his legion as a final cruel joke to his life, he rose a band of...
the thing about that, he always viewed them nothing like his warriors on his home world. Here’s the thing, each primarchs represent the emperors soul
Angron represents humanity of the emperor
more like the emotion of it
so imagine how much his legion tried to go far to earn his love
The butcher nails literally defiles that sense
if you remembered, he wouldnt want to kill a person who doesn’t have a strength to fight
rose thorn
oh hi nameless
plush mason
the emperor's actions on angron's homeworld show he has very little if any humanity or compassion
hushed kayak
the emperor's actions on angron's homeworld show he has very little if any human...
here’s the thing people forget, the emperor removed his emotions that way it doesn’t cloud his crusade
or ambitions. He regrets doing that
plush mason
does he?
rose thorn
the emperor showed compassion and kindess to mainly the loyalist legions
and EC
and also Horus
The emperor still viewed them as tools
manf uck the emperor
hushed kayak
again because he removed his emotions at the time
rose thorn
all my chaos homies hate the emperor
hushed kayak
Lorgar was a swell guy, until erebus came in
rose thorn
Lorgar was legit amazing, he conqured a shit laod of planets with out a spill of blood, theres a really good quote that shows like the sheer anger that he wanted
and was most angry that the emperor told him nothing
they hated tehm for doing exactly what they were told
and only reprimanded him when he was finished, and destroyed litreally the perfect city
hushed kayak
not quite, if you remembered he was a priest at his home world so religion was a big thing
rose thorn
yeah, he believed that there was a true golden god
and vouched for him and covereted the entire planet to his idea
then big E arrived
and that was literally his god
and gave him a legion
and bam he left and claimed planets in his holy name
hushed kayak
and bam he left and claimed planets in his holy name
the emperor want religion to be non existent because of chaos. Lorgar wanted some kind belief on what he was doing was right because he felt that this crusade was not morally right in a way
erebus planted that seed of doubt in him
how much do you know about erebus?
rose thorn
erebus didnt even suggest anything until the burning
also i know he was the fucking worse yatta yatta, but even then
i hate him too
rose thorn
I know he only suggested chaos because unlike the rest of his legion he only wanted power from it
hushed kayak
may i spoil on erebus then?
rose thorn
im listening to the last heretic
first
the first heretic
and i know he kills argal tall
Argal tal
hushed kayak
then you’ll hear WHY people hate him
rose thorn
I KNOW EVEN WORD BEARER FANS LIKE I HATE HIM
hushed kayak
fuck i wanna tell you but i’ll let you listen to it lol, ping me when you reach that point
wait a minute
nvm that doesn’t cover erebus AAAAAAHHHH
hushed kayak
I KNOW EVEN WORD BEARER FANS LIKE I HATE HIM
IT DOESNT COVER EREBUS PROPERLY REEEEEE
rose thorn
mmmmm god the word bearers lsot
hushed kayak
what part you on rn lol
rose thorn
chapter 4 im just looking at word bearesr shit
hushed kayak
flint dirge
What is the difference between a Scion and a Kasrkin?
plush mason
technically nothing. the kasrkins are part of the scions. but the normal guard troops view the kasrkin differently due to their legacy
the thing about the scions is they are basically SOCOM for the IG iirc
viral vessel
What is the difference between a Scion and a Kasrkin?
Kasrkins are just equivalent Scions who were born and trained on Cadia.
flint dirge
I see, thanks
viral vessel
Due to that circumstance, they're viewed differently from the average Scion.
smoky mauve
Kasrkins are just equivalent Scions who were born and trained on Cadia.
NGL though, their description from Eisenhorn lives rent free in my head.
viral vessel
Both are elite troops though in the end.
plush mason
yeah and like i said the scions are like SOCOM. every elite troop in the guard is part of them afaik
from the karskins to the grenadiers
storm jungle
Yeah what Nameless said
the confusion for them namely comes from GW renaming them after the mid 2000's copyright cases, its why they arent really called stormtroopers anymore lol
smoky mauve
I still miss the old gasmask stormtroopers. Those were some of my first minis I got and painted...
storm jungle
I still miss the old gasmask stormtroopers. Those were some of my first minis I ...
Good times
smoky mauve
Old mask and red fatigues storm troopers my beloved
shadow plover
love those goofy ass gas masks
smoky mauve
I wanted to make an insuisitorial army aaaages ago. But man I had like 1 billion ideas and no money.
shadow plover
and no time 😔
smoky mauve
And maaan. Those were the ones used as an example in the RPG books too I think? Man... I miss those guys
shadow plover
how the hell am I supposed to make time to paint a full GSC army, 3 Chaos Knights AND start a 30k Sons of Horus army
plus the other half of unpainted ideas
half a tyranid army is also waiting for paint
thousand points of ultramarines un painted
smoky mauve
Honestly, if you got the scratch, have someone do the troops as a comission and work on the big boys as like.... your own projects?
shadow plover
I want to paint them myself, my hobby is like 80% painting and 20% playing
smoky mauve
Ahhh mood
Yeah.
Honestly? Assembly line painting?
Assembly day. Then Priming Day, then Purple day, blue day. Color blocking, edge highlights,
It... is a little mind numbing. But. It gets it done
shadow plover
That's how I got 2k of ultras painted in 3 months
the pace slowed quite a bit after
smoky mauve
I got.... tired after doing it for just 20 Vanari Wardens and Sentinels for AoS
shadow plover
I'll retry assembly work once I get the Horus Heresy starter set now that I've got an airbrush
the base tones will be done real quick
smoky mauve
Luck dude!
shadow plover
Cheers
sullen cape
yeah and like i said the scions are like SOCOM. every elite troop in the guard i...
Rather like scions as there the socom of the Imperium the Grendiers and Karksin arn't trained to the same standard
storm jungle
Kasrkin are pretty much on par
final spruce
Kasrkin are better than tempestus in the sense that they are gene moded or get small augments
Both fit the stormtrooper stereotype , just that Kasrkin are Cadian stormtroopers and Tempestus are, well Tempestus stormtroopers
twin shoal
What’s the coolest death in warhammer 40k lore? mine would have to be the two primarchs and the ork reactor
I think only one died but still
plush mason
you mean vulkan and the beast?
plush mason
Rather like scions as there the socom of the Imperium the Grendiers and Karksin ...
afaik all the elites are technically part of the scions
just like how all of the US military's spec ops are technically under socom or well most of them are
storm jungle
afaik all the elites are technically part of the scions
Nah they arent
regiments got their own elites
plush mason
k
storm jungle
the Scions got the Militarum Tempestus thingy
plush mason
the what?
like wtf regiment are these fool scions even from?
cause seems all my info about them is wrong lol
sullen cape
they are from theh schola progerium think of the IB on steriods
tepid tapir
That's a cool looking gun
plush mason
they are from theh schola progerium think of the IB on steriods
so they dont have a regiment but are attacted to them like the commissars?
storm jungle
Scions are basically spec ops that get assigned to whatever their mission is
sullen cape
so they dont have a regiment but are attacted to them like the commissars?
think of them as a branch of the office commssarit or a sperate dempartment
plush mason
ok
storm jungle
Basically the "army" you play if you want to be Navy SEALs lol
plush mason
cause i was just about to ask why they even exist if every regiment already has its own elites lol
storm jungle
Yeah its a bit complicated
they had to get re-branded
back then every regiment had a "elite stormtrooper" part
now Scions are their own thing
plush mason
Basically the "army" you play if you want to be Navy SEALs lol
thats a fitting analogy given how SEALs are viewed by other spec ops teams lol
storm jungle
It gets funnier because most I.G troops are jealous of them
mostly due to all the "special" training and equipment they get
which is fair lol
plush mason
jealous? the lore i read said they where all but disrepected due to that. "toy soldiers" was the nick name it said the cadian's gave them
storm jungle
Yeah pretty much that
in reality the irony is scions arent pompous or anything of the sort
they are drilled to hell and just do what they are told
so they basically couldn't care less
plush mason
again just like what i have heard about the SEALs lol
sullen cape
scions are used for missions that are deemed to diffcult or too important for normal reigments
they are the best soldiers in the schola-progrium which creates sob and crusaders; Assains and inqustiors
storm jungle
assassins are Assasinorum but otherwise ye
sullen cape
i would say the only notional regiment that is better then scions is the Last chancers.
storm jungle
Nah
they are just better because they are book characters
Scions arent infallible either
so it depends as with most 40k stuff
sullen cape
also the authour but they seems pretty good with there selections porcess
storm jungle
Orphans is free real estate 🙏
sullen cape
smh
plush mason
i would say the only notional regiment that is better then scions is the Last ch...
the who?
barren tapir
Nah, last chancer are just special units, but to consider them on par of scions is wrong
Otherwise we could consider the Tanith first and only another scions equivalent
plush mason
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/13th_Penal_Legion
that explains the action movie merc company name lol
barren tapir
They are very close to what we are gonna play in DT
Convicts hand picked and sent to high danger missions
plush mason
i was wondering if there was a lore precedent for that and it seems there is
barren tapir
Penal legions regiments are a thing yes, as it is hand picked groups for special missions
I also used them as starting point for what we could get back in the days of theorycrafting
storm jungle
💀
barren tapir
They have their charme tbh, but it is not everyone cup of tea
Like, i like a lot the lambdan lions
Or the psian jackals...
Oh, wait, the psian jakals are the anti eldar one, i like them too, but i meant the anty psyker ones
Rhoin cobras, that is the regiment
plush mason
Penal legions regiments are a thing yes, as it is hand picked groups for special...
not that the whole "send a small some what elite team of penal troops to go take care of something" thing. cause most penal troops afaik are used as cannon fodder and little else
sullen cape
43rd Itoan Dragons
storm jungle
googles
barren tapir
not that the whole "send a small some what elite team of penal troops to go take...
Yes and no, it all depend on which part of the galaxy you are and who is the one in charge
flint dirge
not that the whole "send a small some what elite team of penal troops to go take...
A small team going into a chaos infested hiveworld is a suicide mission so it makes sense
sullen cape
not that the whole "send a small some what elite team of penal troops to go take...
i mean you could just grab a whole bunch of specailist and place them inside a gulag for missiosn
storm jungle
Russia Moment
sullen cape
yes
that is what the inqustions and Adeptus Ministroum is; it is basically a cross betweent he nkvd and the Gru
storm jungle
Ministorum is just logistics
barren tapir
Ministrorum is the church
plush mason
A small team going into a chaos infested hiveworld is a suicide mission so it ma...
yeah ofc said team is actually expected to make it back to report what they found in this case lol
barren tapir
LMAO
sullen cape
my bad
vapid tiger
yeah ofc said team is actually expected to make it back to report what they foun...
Well no I think they're expendable
storm jungle
Administratum and Ministorum is such a mouthful holy fuck
plush mason
its literally just ad AD to the front so its easy to mix them up lol
barren tapir
Munitorum is the logistic
storm jungle
Administer deez nuts
barren tapir
Although not only that
storm jungle
Also yeee
barren tapir
The munitorum has its internal branch that take care of logistic
plush mason
Well no I think they're expendable
everyone is in the imperium 😛
barren tapir
its literally just ad AD to the front so its easy to mix them up lol
The munitorum is not an adeptus
cerulean wagon
Also bear in mind we arent being sent on like orecision missions
vapid tiger
adeptus peepeestorum
barren tapir
adeptus peepeestorum
You might be joking, but it could exist and take care of plumbings
cerulean wagon
we are part of a larger war effort, they are just throwing convicts at the hive
vapid tiger
they make sure all the pee comes out of your balls
storm jungle
yeah we are basically a lazy last resort
I still wish it was a fleshed out Mary Sue Inquisitor Retinue
😩
plush mason
The munitorum is not an adeptus
ADministorum and minastorum. so you also change the a to an i lol
barren tapir
we are part of a larger war effort, they are just throwing convicts at the hive
Delaying tactics until something more capable arrive, but even in a coal mine you can find diamonds
storm jungle
ADministorum and minastorum. so you also change the a to an i lol
Nah the Ad has the "stratum"
VERY IMPORTANT
vapid tiger
an inquisitor is just throwing convicts in to stem the tide of darkness
The DARKTIDE
HEHEHEHE
vapid tiger
OOOOOO
storm jungle
get your script right
plush mason
ofc administration comes from the word ministry so it makes sense the 2 are so close
vapid tiger
i love how corny that sounds
storm jungle
same
but im sure we'll handle this chaos cult just fine
they wont be in Rush Hour 3
shadow plover
I wanna ride that fart train
storm jungle
LMAO
cerulean wagon
I still wish it was a fleshed out Mary Sue Inquisitor Retinue
Ye i would prefer characters but egh
just want shoot now
storm jungle
same
cerulean wagon
have give up
barren tapir
I like how it is hinted that the train was used by the renegades guard to go and pledge loyalty to the cultists
storm jungle
Inquisitor retinues can be so colorful
cerulean wagon
tbf so can convict groups like this
barren tapir
We can still see it, just not playing it
cerulean wagon
FS just chose the middleground of nothing
barren tapir
I mean the inquisitorial retinue
vapid tiger
waiting on the reddit 40k theory that darktide somehow connects to a missing primarch
plush mason
thats reddit for you
latent wigeon
dont you know?
storm jungle
waiting on the reddit 40k theory that darktide somehow connects to a missing pri...
GOD, STOP
latent wigeon
darktide is clearly tied to the 2nd primarch
cerulean wagon
we already have people expecting mortarion as a final boss
vapid tiger
and then valrak and wolf lord rho can make 30 minute videos reading the thread
vapid tiger
we already have people expecting mortarion as a final boss
Holy shit
storm jungle
vapid tiger
these people
cerulean wagon
and then valrak and wolf lord rho can make 30 minute videos reading the thread
god please no
vapid tiger
It's like they want the universe to feel small
cerulean wagon
no more valrak
flint dirge
im gonna kill Mortarion with my lasgun
cerulean wagon
plush mason
we already have people expecting mortarion as a final boss
yeah cuz 4 fuckwad criminals can kill a demigod lol
latent wigeon
<:AmeliaNotLikeThis:755047845681430598>
wtf
vapid tiger
I expect the final boss to be like
A plague marine sorcerer
cerulean wagon
if that
vapid tiger
yeah
sullen cape
i wouldn't midn the fianl boss being typhus
cerulean wagon
not for any lore reason
vapid tiger
hopefully it would just be like
plush mason
i dont want marines of any kind anywhere near this
barren tapir
I expect the final boss to be like
A plague marine sorcerer
Boi those are rare... Extremely rare
shadow plover
Final boss Ku'Gath
storm jungle
tbh lke
vapid tiger
A not-glottkin daemonic behemoth
latent wigeon
dont even know how could a single plague marine get in
storm jungle
dont even know how could a single plague marine get in
Warp Portals
vapid tiger
im sure its gonnab e some human sorceror
Fair
latent wigeon
nurgle uses them?
plush mason
loyal traitor idc they both get sucked off way way way to much
cerulean wagon
dont even know how could a single plague marine get in
so theres these things called space ships
vapid tiger
nurgle uses them?
All chaos gods do
barren tapir
so theres these things called space ships
No way!
vapid tiger
That's how a lot of chaos marines got off vraks after their fleets left
Sacrifice a bunch of mooks to create warp portals
storm jungle
Spaceship deez nuts in your atoma prime
dusk knot
dont even know how could a single plague marine get in
he took the express fart train
plush mason
All chaos gods do
save khorne ofc
shadow plover
just get a knife that will rip a portal to where ever you want duh
latent wigeon
he took the express fart train
oh yea
vapid tiger
save khorne ofc
Blood magic detailed in the 7th ed khorne daemonkin book
Khornates kill enough stuff and then weird shit will happen
cerulean wagon
Spaceship deez nuts in your atoma prime
storm jungle
and its just gonna be some sorceror supreme fucko
shadow plover
Wot if
latent wigeon
and its just gonna be some sorceror supreme fucko
sindri
shadow plover
It's a plague marine BUT not death guard
plush mason
Blood magic detailed in the 7th ed khorne daemonkin book
Khornates kill enough ...
yeah but no direct psykers involved afaik
barren tapir
save khorne ofc
Khorne is the one that use the portal more probably
vapid tiger
It's a plague marine BUT not death guard
It's a very confused ultramarine
cerulean wagon
because DG are a specific named faction
dusk knot
it's an ultramarine with a cold
latent wigeon
flint dirge
cerulean wagon
if there are plague marines itll be a new sub faction they make for the game
storm jungle
yeah this
barren tapir
Like the cult and the guard regiment
vapid tiger
I do like that bit of dark heresy fluff where a marine was critically wounded during a hive city recruitment mission and cultists dragged away his body and drink his blood while keeping him alive
Imperial cultists ofc
They believe the Emperor approves of this
cerulean wagon
wat
dusk knot
juice
storm jungle
Imperium Moment
vapid tiger
wat
It's uhhhh
Some mention of a radical group drinking marine blood in an underhive
Based off one marine near-corpse
latent wigeon
sus
storm jungle
latent wigeon
sounds like fanon
shadow plover
pretty tame
storm jungle
Yeah not even memeing
latent wigeon
what
latent wigeon
more sus
vast frigate
seems like a really open minded dude
storm jungle
read anything about the Susperial Cult
cerulean wagon
the imperium is a fuckin mess
storm jungle
Yeah uh
cerulean wagon
well theres your problem
storm jungle
get em lads
cerulean wagon
reading hh 🤢
shadow plover
tbh HH > 40k 
latent wigeon
wtf
storm jungle
hold em down
latent wigeon
so what's the thing with the cultists
vast frigate
Well
vast frigate
they have cults, worshipping chaos
cerulean wagon
which cultists
barren tapir
so what's the thing with the cultists
They are always awful
cerulean wagon
theres like 6 kinds
flint dirge
so what's the thing with the cultists
they like being gross and not showering
vast frigate
which cultists
YEAH ThATS A GOOD ONE ACTUALLY
shadow plover
any cult will probably drink some sussy marine juice
storm jungle
People IRL in Jerusalem
fought and made riots
over a fucking ladder being moved
so imagine that but to the extremes
latent wigeon
just give me a damn example
storm jungle
FINE
latent wigeon
no wait
storm jungle
brb
plush mason
oh gods
cerulean wagon
gonna grab age of apostacy?
plush mason
what have you done mike
storm jungle
Gonna extend your balls in the torture-rack
latent wigeon
i want to know
vast frigate
bring Doge van dire here
latent wigeon
give me a link or whatever
final spruce
Dilara bout to search the dephts of r/40klore
cerulean wagon
Gonna extend your balls in the torture-rack
extend deez balls in ur mouth
cerulean wagon
Dilara bout to search the dephts of r/40klore
oh no, shes going to find another primarch thread
storm jungle
A thousand Gathalamorians in ashes and sackcloth pulled the sarcophagus on rollers made of broken columns. The coffin and its effigy had been carved within days, a testimony to the skill of the world’s sculptors. Ten thousand more civilians marched either side and in front, whipping themselves, singing dolorous songs of penance. Behind the cortege was a river of light, thousands upon thousands more people coming behind bearing torches, and wailing loud enough to shake the ruins.
There were other civilians too, those who had cast their lots in with different gods, and there could be no forgiveness for them. They were shackled to iron posts either side of the processional. At the very head of the cortege went Canoness Imelda Veritas and her Sisters. They sang hymns of victory.
Young girls, orphaned by the war and selected to be raised within the Sisterhood, ran ahead, soaking the traitors with promethium from decorated buckets. Ordained Sisters wielding flamers set each alight with a short burst of fire as they passed, so that the wailing of grief, the songs of repentance and triumph were accompanied by thin screams. Those waiting to burn were praying. Though their words were lost in the noise of the funeral, the combination of Vychellan’s enhanced eyesight and his battleplate auto-senses allowed him to read the lips of some. The word they said most often was ‘Emperor’.
‘Faith is a poison,’ Vychellan said. ‘The Emperor was right to suppress it. Faith empowers the enemy, and enchains mankind. It is blind. It reduces us to beasts.’
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plush mason
facts
vast frigate
the fucking master chief default finishes it
latent wigeon
<a:ChiefDance:788161862742573096> ✝️ <a:ChiefDance:788161862742573096>
bruh what dis mean
master chief gothic dance
storm jungle
it seemed religious at the time
latent wigeon
it seemed religious at the time
lmao
shadow plover
John Halo is my religion
latent wigeon
imagine someone in this costume barging inside a church and just starts emoting
cerulean wagon
i'd believe you'd do it mike
cerulean wagon
fortnite seems your kinda thing
cerulean wagon
morbius, fortnite, same difference
shadow plover
how many weeks until fortnite has a morbius skin
cerulean wagon
idk ask mike, hes the fortnite man here
plush mason
how many weeks until fortnite has a morbius skin
who cares?
plush mason
why
cerulean wagon
the morbius fanbase and the fortnite fanbase has so much overlap tho
surely thats waht you were aiming for
cerulean wagon
see, mike is their target audience perfectly
latent wigeon
latent wigeon
see, mike is their target audience perfectly
plush mason
the morbius fanbase and the fortnite fanbase has so much overlap tho
yeah being a cursed as hell cancer blight on the rest of us
cerulean wagon
plush mason
you know its true
vapid tiger
sounds like fanon
"For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the gods and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium, for whom a thousand souls die every day, for whom blood is drunk and flesh eaten. Human blood and human flesh – the stuff of which the Imperium is made. To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruellest and most bloody regime imaginable. This is the tale of those times."
vapid tiger
that's the intro for most 40k novels
bright venture
https://tenor.com/view/ultramarines-titus-astartes-space-marine-space-marines-gi...
Would love to see an animation of guardsmen meeting Salamanders. Shortly after saying “his angels” gets swooped up and cradled by Vulcan and gets to play with his finger.
serene jungle
