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barren tapir
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Not exactly but close

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They think that the pinnacle was already reached, and they shouldn't try to invent stuff, but recover the lost one

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It is also mixed with extreme religious stuff

crisp heath
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Ahhh!

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I already got it that it's a big thing if a space ship get's lost in battle

barren tapir
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The Ad. Mech. existed well before the imperium of big E

crisp heath
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On mars

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i knew that πŸ˜„ !

storm jungle
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Yeah also the admech would dump the Imperium the moment shit hit the fan

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they are by no means loyal to the Imperium as a whole

crisp heath
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Didn't they got big in the age of strife (or after) in some bunkers?

barren tapir
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They already tried to do so already lol

storm jungle
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Lol yeah

crisp heath
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I got that some people are not truly loyal to the imperium

barren tapir
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Although, afaik, no precise date was recorded for when the mechanicum rose on mars

storm jungle
crisp heath
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I mean the army of Krieg tried a coup on the imperium at one point before joining the Astra Militarum

barren tapir
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Not the army, the planet governor and nobles

crisp heath
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i meant that

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sry*

barren tapir
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And not a coup, just seceding

crisp heath
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ahh, so take over

barren tapir
storm jungle
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Yeah the side that won was basically the hardcore pro-imperials

crisp heath
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I also heard that Krieg almost won in that chase

barren tapir
crisp heath
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but something happened that stopped them

barren tapir
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And since the pro imperials had the nukes, and knew they wanted to use them, they dug up and built bunkers, the other side didn't

crisp heath
storm jungle
barren tapir
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The history of krieg is not one of selfless sacrifice for the glory of mankind or the defence of it, it is a clear example of how fucked up the imperium is, or hos much fucked up is to live under the imperium

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Before being nuked krieg was a lush world, with great cities and in general a well developed civilised world

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And when the rebellion started the imperium didn't even cared about those still loyal to it on the surface, they left them there, knowing that they could take it back later, then it got nuked and the imperium completely forgot about it, until they received communications from it stating that it was being pacified and with regiments ready to ship, the imperium being the cesspool it is didn't asked anything and just took what they were promised and left, leaving it a desolated rock...

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No relief package, no restoring of it to old glory, not even commendation for the people that fought for it, nothing but exploitation

crisp heath
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Also! if i may ask. Servo-Skulls and other robot's. I know that AI is a no-go, but how far can you go to be still in the green space

final spruce
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You can go AI if you're the Mechanicus and can hide it

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Or Cawl

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But usually just stample a brain soemwhere, even half of it and its good

crisp heath
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So do people now that Servo Skulls are some kind of.. thing (Don't want to call it AI)

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I know there is no brain in it

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so it must be some sort of robot

cursive hull
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The laymen in the Imperium doesn't know how most of the tech works.

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They just know that it works

barren tapir
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Spirits

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Machine spirits

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The imperium call machine spirit pretty much that is even slightly automated

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Your smartwatch? It has a machine spirit for the imperium

crisp heath
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Ahhh, so they just don't care if the Ad Mech can sell it good enough to them (sell in the way to "Gaslight" them)

plush mason
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arent survo-skulls made from fallen tech priests?

barren tapir
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Well, not exactly, the Ad. Mech. too prohibit AI

final spruce
barren tapir
final spruce
crisp heath
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all this "Serve even after dead"

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it's a big deal

final spruce
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Indeed

barren tapir
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Being made a servo skull can be seen as an honour depending on who you ask

plush mason
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so its like the opposite of being turned into a servitor. a servo skull is an honor and a servitor a punishment

crisp heath
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Yes and no.

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As a servo skull you are just decoration. As a servitor you are still there in a sense, just lobotomized

barren tapir
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But as a general rule yes

cursive hull
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Well, decoration isn't quite right. Servoskulls still serve a purpose in of themselves

crisp heath
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i mean just the skull*

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Because the part they use from you is just the decorative skull. the rest is machine. It's still a big deal, tho

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i mean, not that people know that they just use a skull and that you are not really in that thing

novel fulcrum
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nah, they use your brain too

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remember, no imperial machine can both be entirely synthetic and also act independently

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at least, not officially

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which is why mechanicus automatons are designed to require constant direction from their datasmith to not just repeat the last order ad infinitum

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i s'pose there's probably some servo-skulls in the setting that may be entirely hollow just doing the same one thing constantly, but i doubt those are the ones we usually see acting as assistants to individuals

vast frigate
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from what i remember on researching servoskulls is that ''Transmit data and recon'' is the fallback if contact is lost with direct orders

novel fulcrum
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yeh, but even then 'recon' implies at least a little bit that the machine will use its own discretion in that case, either that or i'm underestimating what full automatons are allowed to do all on their own

vast frigate
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Pretty much

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the machine spirit could interpret that recon means one area

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or an entire vessel

barren tapir
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A machine spirit is what the Imperium refers to as the inner workings and automated systems within their technology. These are distinct from forbidden Abominable Intelligence, as they lack the ability to enhance themselves

vast frigate
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aye

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But the machine spirit also overlaps with the warp machine souls

barren tapir
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The what?

vast frigate
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theres a small overlap between machines having an actual ''spirit'' due to the warp effect

storm jungle
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Its left deliberately open-ended for the most part.

vast frigate
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yep

rose thorn
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Tallarn desert radiers's art fucking bangs

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oh okay apparently most of them are illiterate

storm jungle
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Where is this from?

rose thorn
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the wiki

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its such a wierd thing to state

vast frigate
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too much sand in their eyes

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im sure

nova meteor
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this looks like the kinda thing they just didn't bother to come back to as the lore evolved

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it looks dumb

storm jungle
rose thorn
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i cant believe that the tallarn desert raiders are imperial fists

barren tapir
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No, it looks like they took the lore from an Only war manual, and in that manual tallarn was set as death world probably, and death worlders weren't exactly litterate

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Yes, it is because they have tallarn listed as a death world, and because of this share all except one of the death world stuff... But tallarns is not a death world

final spruce
barren tapir
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Correct, it was an agri world, virus bombed by IW, and is now considered a desert world

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So, yeah, i cannot see them as being death worlders like the catachan are...

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I blame it on the fact that they had to do with the limited types of worlds in the core rulebook

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I would say that a modified frontier world homeworld would have been better imo...

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I also blame whoever wrote that wiki article that did so by simply copy and paste what was written in the rulebook without thinking about its content and reasons to be explained that way

rose thorn
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i like their design but i feel like they dont have enough personality

novel fulcrum
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to be fair, a wiki page's purpose is not to decide what something means for you, but to describe the thing and the things surrounding the thing

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and in this case, putting the verbatim* content in there is probably the best bet for that (edit: said first-party when ffg is definitely not that, generally just talking about setting content as a whole)

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would it benefit from some kind of structure in which each set of statements has some kind of indicator as to when the statements come from, so as to be able to easily compare older and newer tidbits? well i mean, obviously, not even a question about it

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but i'd be skeptical at best if they just took the liberty of looking at the content as a whole and, more or less, decided what conflicting lore point wins out for anyone that's uninformed on the subject and looks to that page for answers

final spruce
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I mean we already know 40k wikis are in a constant edit war because the mods deliberately chose to keep the lore they like lul

vast frigate
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Yep

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Sadly we found out so late

worthy nacelle
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That command bridge is so dumb.

cursive hull
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What of that isn't the command bridge do you not understand?

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That thing on the spire is an observation deck

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@worthy nacelle

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The bridge of the Providence class is right up front, sitting hunched over the slope going down towards the beak at the fore.

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The blue thing up front is the bridge

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Just above the hanger bay is the command and control for starfighters.

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The spire is an observation deck for VIP's etc

storm jungle
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THAT DOESNT MAKE IT BETTER!

cursive hull
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Its better than whats implied by the spire being the bridge

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(Because, it isn't)

storm jungle
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Damn, true 😩

cursive hull
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Well, it also has the benefit of being shielded, being a dedicated carrier and not meant to be up front (Unless we're talking about the Providence Dreadnought which is better armored) with the other line ships

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I still hate they did that

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You have the standard issue Providence, which is a dedicated carrier

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Then you have the Providence Dreadnought, which is just the Providence but blown up several times to scale

snow tundra
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The superior ship

storm jungle
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LMAO

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God thats a blast from the past

snow tundra
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Such a great movie

storm jungle
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also its literally a planet destroyer all in one

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what the hell could you ask for

snow tundra
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Turns into a big robot maid

cerulean wagon
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the fuck is that

snow tundra
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Spaceballs

barren tapir
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Ball space the film!

cerulean wagon
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oh god

snow tundra
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The best spoof movie of all time

cerulean wagon
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its been too long

barren tapir
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Or space ball

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Damn, canned air was nice

snow tundra
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Spaceballs the flamethrower

barren tapir
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Childrens love it

storm jungle
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Spaceballs is more grimdark than the Imperium at this rate

barren tapir
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Do you call this a radar?!

storm jungle
barren tapir
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No sire, we call it mr coffee!

storm jungle
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Clearly an STC

snow tundra
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Ludicrous speed

barren tapir
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Oh god, they went into the plaid zone!

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Damn, that film was amazing!

vagrant kelp
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such a great movie

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jam the sensors

plush mason
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lol

sonic hemlock
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comb the desert XD

still atlas
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when the rogue trader wants to show he means business but also loot the ship for valuables later

eternal ledge
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You idiots you caught their stunt doubles!!!!

rose thorn
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Is it just me or are the knight houses kinda samey?

errant mauve
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in what way?

marsh grail
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That they are knight houses

errant mauve
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lol

plush mason
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if the orks spent enough time fighting could they become krorks again?

marsh grail
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Yes

rose thorn
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Like I love that

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But it’s hard to find one I really like since they are all so samey

errant mauve
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Maybe check out some of the Forgeworld or lesser houses?

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There's a bit more variety to them

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Or if you don't mind a slight tangent from knights, the Titan Legions in my opinion tend to be a bit more characterful than the knight houses

rose thorn
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True

crisp heath
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Well they should

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Knight lore is scarce

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while titans have been talked about forever

errant mauve
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There's also the bonus of the Heresy and Adtitanicus doing a lot for the Legios

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though tbf there's also basically an entire black book dedicated to Knight Houses

crisp heath
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Its kinda weird tho imo

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GW typically craps out mountains of lore for new stuff

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FW has been giving titans lore since they started making them. Plus they were essential to the HH since before they started writing the novel series

errant mauve
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Probably because most of the effort went into FW's heresy era houses

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in terms of fluff

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Comparing the 40k knight fluff to the 30k stuff is day and (k)night

crisp heath
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lol

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The Siege book about titans was ok

errant mauve
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Mortis?

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yeah

crisp heath
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yea

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I liked warhawk better

errant mauve
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The Pert part was meh but that's partially because now my Siege of Terra themed IW force feels a bit bad

crisp heath
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I think Warhawk and the Fury of Magnus are my fav siege books

errant mauve
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Warhawk's mine for sure

crisp heath
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I just started on the Head of the Hydra

errant mauve
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Normally I like McNeil's stuff but the planet Fursonas in Fury of Magnus was too much for me

crisp heath
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which unfortunately is converting me to w Alpha fan

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a*

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lol

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Have you read it?

errant mauve
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Yeah

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there were some parts I was a fan of, some less so

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overall I liked it

crisp heath
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im about 1/4 done

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Not to far after valdor tried to fight him

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I think after he is on his way to find what im assuming is Omega

errant mauve
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ooh

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the Omegon stuff

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have fun with that πŸ˜‰

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issa goodun

dusk widget
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This is my favourite Primarchs novel.

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Interesting retcon of almost everything we know about Primarchs.

storm jungle
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I mean not really

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Its just stuff like

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"owo memepharius was the first primarch found"

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and other dumb nonsense because the alpha legion

barren tapir
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That is exactly what alpahrius would say... Get her!

storm jungle
marsh grail
frosty cobalt
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β–Ά Play video
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i adore the shot of the big ship covering the smaller ones

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you wouldnt see the imperium doing that

barren tapir
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Shiz, this is really good... Exodite?

novel fulcrum
storm jungle
vast frigate
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Jezus lmao

barren tapir
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Extremely reasonable for being from cultists tbh

plush mason
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ima just use the chakat's den version of shir

snow tundra
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man

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I really doubt Slaanesh gives a single fuck about what anyone calls them

novel fulcrum
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probably more appreciative of mortals being in fear and awe enough to keep that in mind rather than actually minding the contents itself

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perhaps appreciative isn't the right word, more like expected

empty current
marsh grail
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Who is the traitor that has a room made up of people grafted to the walls constantly screaming?

final spruce
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Curze

marsh grail
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Is there a wiki page covering the room?

odd sparrow
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I haven't yet found a full video file at super satisfactory quality

odd sparrow
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depraved slaaneshi obsession is when gender neutral pronouns

crisp heath
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Is exodite being done by syama?

plush mason
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i thought GW killed it off?

odd sparrow
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Nah, the first episode just came out on WH+. GW hasn't really 'killed off' that much

empty current
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they ate it

crisp heath
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Killed what?

empty current
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the only thing GW has killed recently was their stock price

plush mason
crisp heath
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Naw

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Syama is still making stuff

odd sparrow
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they've just nabbed a lot of previously patreon funded projects onto WH+, & had a few others shut down their patreons

crisp heath
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His patreon is active anyway

odd sparrow
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and then a couple of creators stopped GW content entirely cus of how vague and incompetent GW was being with the specifics & enforcement of their new copyright guidelines

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Doesn't make much sense to sink hundreds of hours of time into content that could make you dick all if GW decides to copyright you

empty current
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GW is allergic to success, it was only a matter of time until they shot themselves in the foot really

odd sparrow
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But yeah, Exodite is absolutely amazing, esp for any tau fans here

crisp heath
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Personally I think Syama got a special deal.

If his patreon is still active and he has thousands of subs.

He's getting money from that

And GW hired him lol

odd sparrow
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If I find any good quality copies I'll boop with them

crisp heath
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Syama shit on everyone else in terms of quality imo

odd sparrow
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that's the astartes one right?

crisp heath
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Yah

odd sparrow
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ye im not talking abt them

empty current
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The problem is that Syama promised that the Exodite would come out years ago to his patreon supporters, then due to NDA it was literally months of radio silence as the release date came and went and nobody heard or saw anything til trailer dropped on GW official channel

crisp heath
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No idea what he's making for gw tho

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Is exodite his?

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I thought exodite was a separate maker

odd sparrow
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yeah I thought so

crisp heath
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The trailer for exodite hit YouTube before

empty current
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wait no, not syama

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different guy

odd sparrow
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it def doesn't feel like astartes

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Yee

crisp heath
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Gw started making wh+

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I think it's someone else

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Syamas animation is a bit different

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I could sub to his patreon to see what he's posting

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πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

empty current
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yeah no not Syama, but I forget the Exodite guys name

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point is it was a bit of a scandal when the exodite didn't come out

odd sparrow
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yee makes sense

crisp heath
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Syama seems to be working multiple projects rn

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Working with GW and MCU

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He has a short video up

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But I'm not wholly sure if it's warhammer or something else entirely

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πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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It's something else entirely

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Guess his gw stuff is under wraps

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I'm gonna guess it's a continuation of Astartes

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I'm wondering if he will finish the video between astartes season 1 and 2

potent swift
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Or am I thinking of someone else?

odd sparrow
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With that I mainly mean relevant to TTS, cus despite alfa describing it very clearly some ppl still think GW went out of its way to kill the series

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which it didn't, tho it indirectly forcing its creators to avoid the IP from vague copyright policy isn't a whole lot better

potent swift
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It really isn't although I'm of the opinion that GW couldn't realistically enforce it

odd sparrow
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Yee they can't, it's a confused policy that exists to support WH+ and I don't think anybody at GW is really steering the ship

scenic bolt
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for as much shit as the wotc nft issue went, the initial c&d letter that wotc sent was ideal

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like it's clear, unambiguous, doesn't come in guns blazing, and addresses the misstep

storm jungle
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just google the "Screaming "Gallery" and read whats on the lexicanum

crisp heath
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Do Krieg troppers have personalities like guardsman, or are they just mindles drones. I mean, normal Kriegsman get called by their number πŸ€”

peak hamlet
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They have both personality and emotions.

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They are humans in the end

crisp heath
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@peak hamlet Thanks!

peak hamlet
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Like it sure is suppressed but you can only do that to a certain point

barren tapir
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They just have suppressed emotions, mostly because they are full of imprinted guilty as emotion

peak hamlet
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Loved the parts of vraks where khorne berzerkers drop pod assaulted them and they ran away

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This "No FeAr" is some serious bullshit

crisp heath
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Interesting ovo

dim totem
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"No FeAr, nO SeNSe!"

novel fulcrum
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i remember when i was still a kiddo tryna get my 40k jollies off with gmod roleplay, there was a krieg lead that just pissed me off to no end because he insisted that the krieg were just entirely emotionally dead with no regard for their own or other lives

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like bitch it's because they feel so strongly that they can make the sacrifices they do

worn fern
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Krieger's are human, but they miss a large part of their humanity by having been raised in a death cult in a radiative hell Scape

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You can still talk to a Krieger, but there is always something off about them

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Leading to many not wanting to interact with them at all

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There was a green text a while back about the life of a kreig quartermaster that I need to find as it does an excellent job explaining the mind of one

novel fulcrum
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yeh, i'd almost describe it as like, a resolute desperation

storm jungle
novel fulcrum
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like they've been so worried about redeeming themselves for long enough that it invades their every thought

worn fern
storm jungle
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Its way too long sorry

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also from 4chan so πŸ’€

worn fern
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this is from 2013 /tg/ this is the era of the 1d4chan stuff

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all i will say, is that this piece and excellent job at showing how a quatermaster thinks and how they interact with other regiments

empty current
# worn fern

oh yeah, this is one of the old school story threads, I've seen this reposted before. good shit

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The Cold Shoulder Sector is another iconic one

barren tapir
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It wasn't bad, some parts were a bit too cringy imo

storm jungle
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Yeah thats 4chan for you

novel fulcrum
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friendly reminder that the all guardsman party was a /tg/ original

storm jungle
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...That sounds familiar

novel fulcrum
barren tapir
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The first messages were really well done tbh, then some very bad RP guy wrote dumb stuff, but then the last messages went back to be nearly decent

storm jungle
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Wow you described most good 4chan threads perfectly

worn fern
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Have you guys read " So i'm a Necron Cryptek ,Time To Take Over The World Of 40K"

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its pure fanfic

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but a good read and gets Necrons fairly well done

barren tapir
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No, i don't go to 4chan

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I just read some stuff that manage to go out of it because it is really good stuff

novel fulcrum
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cryptek isekai, cool and good

storm jungle
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Crypteks are basically the backbone of any tombworld too its great

empty current
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damn, I went looking for the cold shoulder sector archive, but since 1d4chan bit it, the only good way to find that entire thread is some shitty text to speech youtube videos

worn fern
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Yeah shame that

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guess we will have to just watch the vids and pause it to read

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can you not find anything on the /tg/ archives?

novel fulcrum
vast frigate
empty current
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oh cool

novel fulcrum
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there it is, the mech of john exodite

empty current
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last I'd heard 1d4chan had gone offline again, guess its back again

snow tundra
novel fulcrum
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i only noticed the one time, it's worked for me ever since it came back up

gaunt vector
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looks like it would make a really satisfying clang if u hit it with a hammer

vapid tiger
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Based take

shadow plover
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yes

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also a brilliant channel

barren tapir
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Not so based since he say fascism and then show nazism rallies... But he seems to be using the anglo definition of fascism, which is super wide and not detailed so eh, it could make sense for english speakers

storm jungle
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Nah Arbitor Ian is based

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it doesnt help that we already have been a massive witness to these kinds of "people" in this server a lot to begin with.

barren tapir
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His use of fascism as umbrella term grind my gears, but his other takes are based indeed

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Gib more human factions!

storm jungle
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inb4 someone pops in here to say the opposite

barren tapir
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Last part of the video is exactly my take on the imperium lol

storm jungle
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Yeah the Imperium in short just suffers from the fact that its a tabletop game. You gotta make it look friendly to get people to buy em.

barren tapir
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I really hope that someone at GW saw the video, and took notes, because it is full of good takes for the setting... Just need to ignore the wrong use of fascism term depending on the primary language of the watcher of the video

storm jungle
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Nah thats not possible

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marketing is a hard beast to tackle

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its why I get why GW does market the Imperium the way it does but its still pretty funny to see the result at times lul

barren tapir
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Even the mighty can be brought down, if they don't adapt to new times

storm jungle
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GW Moment

novel fulcrum
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i would say they're already on the decline, but apparently things have never been better for them, so unfortunately, i wouldn't get your hopes up

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whatever they're doing, it's getting the numbers

barren tapir
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I mean, they went in full control damage mode for far right players that risk to affect the image of the game, and it can be seen an indication that they might do more changes in the future if the pressure increase

storm jungle
novel fulcrum
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record profits in the last 6 month period

barren tapir
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Eh, my hopes for a better, improved setting, remain... I still have my headcanon anyway

frosty cobalt
vast frigate
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probably variants

snow tundra
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What am I looking at

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Stealth suit?

frosty cobalt
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Not really a tau thing, they like their standerizations

frosty cobalt
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Xv25

frosty cobalt
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Exodite is probably pre 5th sphere at the most

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And this is chalanath which is post

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Exodite is as early as post 3rd

barren tapir
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Yeee

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Tau messed up with exodites as retribution for dark eldar raids

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But it was very early in their sphere of conquest

frosty cobalt
barren tapir
frosty cobalt
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Yea deldar, and some eldar

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I dont think they have seen clowns

barren tapir
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Oohh, so might be about the dark eldar raids... Or something entirely new but similar

frosty cobalt
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The Exodite show is just

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The tau trying to get their ship off

barren tapir
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I mean, i remember that dark eldar actually managed to take some ark of tau civilians

frosty cobalt
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The imp fucking things up as per usual

frosty cobalt
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First time meeting the deldar

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But the show is unrelated to that event

barren tapir
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I always laugh hard when i remember that the tau offered the eldar to join them... It show how naive the tau were at the time... Thinking to be the big fish in the tank lol

frosty cobalt
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Yea but wouldnt you be?

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Take it from their pov

novel fulcrum
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hehe, fish

frosty cobalt
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You have MASSIVELY expanded on all fronts, going from cave people to battlesuits in like 4000 years

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So u expand a bit, find some other smaller races, get them to join, and then meet the orks

frosty cobalt
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But yea first major race you meet is the orks

barren tapir
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Eh, i would have thought i wasn't doing bad, but thinking to be the big fish was a bit too much for me... I would always go with "ok, i'm here now, but it is hardly the case that i'm being the first to be here"

frosty cobalt
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Wouldn’t you offer a alliance with a group of very calm very disciplined folks?

barren tapir
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Alliance first

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But not annexation

frosty cobalt
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Being around for a while means jack

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Like

barren tapir
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Oh for sure, it is not being old, it is being big

frosty cobalt
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Yea, so the eldar dont have any land either, so whats your point?

barren tapir
#

That tau thinking to be the big fish in the tank is hilarious

frosty cobalt
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Yea thats the whole point

barren tapir
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Yes

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I stated it from the start

frosty cobalt
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Thats why the tau are the β€œgood guys”

barren tapir
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They aren't but ok

frosty cobalt
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Thats why i put quotes lmao

barren tapir
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Eh, missed the meaning

frosty cobalt
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They would be horrible in star trek, but are β€œgood” in 40k

barren tapir
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Had too many people actually thinking they were actually good

frosty cobalt
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Yea and people think the imperium is good

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But having the somewhat cleaner faction makes it hilarious when they run into worse shit

worn fern
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people will usually always relate to the human faction in any setting and usually see them as "good guys" and much of the lore is seen as the Imperium being heroic and saving the day with honour and grace

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but some people forget that saving the day in the Imperium means to keep this unending meatgrider going

storm jungle
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Lmao yeah thats my favorite part of the setting

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Yay the Imperium saved this planet

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Back to dying in factories and choking on smog

dim totem
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sorry i see star trek i post star trek

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i cant turn it off

storm jungle
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😩

worn fern
#

I just watched that vid and its an interesting take I would say, with how to take it in 10e. What I will say is that I think the guy misses a point of 40k of, the universe hates you and you should hate the universe. There are no good endings, and those good endings are shot lived and just lead to more issues in the future. Every faction is trying to increase its life span, but will do anything to achieve it. Of course I would also love to see more empires rise up against the Imperium and the ramifications for how they justify their existence when the Emperor is required for human empires to exist, leading to many conflicts over how the Imperium is the thing that has the keys to interstellar travel.

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Also I am really interested where the idea that the Imperium is fascist came from, since that isnt in how it functions. Or is it just people who see the genocide stuff and think the Imperium is fascist as a result of that?

storm jungle
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like thats the entire point

worn fern
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in what way? Socially or economically?

storm jungle
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Pretty much in the way that it acts

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As much as people say "its an amalgamation of different styles of rulership" fascism is still one of them at its core.

worn fern
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because the Imperium isnt structured like a fascist regime, but of theocratic dominion of fiefs

storm jungle
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Ehhh that doesnt make any difference.

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Its the same as people calling it a feudal oligarchy

snow tundra
storm jungle
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James Workshop itself said the Imperium is satire in its latest post

worn fern
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well yeah, its satire and its fun to write and work with this horrific regime for a setting

storm jungle
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Yeah but its still fascist. Not that I'm saying its a bad thing since its one of the Imperium's core elements but saying it doesn't have that vibe is a bit weird.

worn fern
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just its important for writing that we know how the Imperium is organised, I am of the opinion that Imperium is so large and bloated that no one knows how it actually functions

storm jungle
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Yes... but again, its still fascist.

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the "its rulership style is so complicated" excuse only goes so far

peak hamlet
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Oh god another "imperium totally isnt fascist guys!!1!!!"?

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Why cant they just choose any other server to appear on

worn fern
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fascism is just a term thats so weird, since I despise fascism

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but it just gets lumped around

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maybe I just see it as too easy to call the Imperium fascist, and I want to try and figure out how it actually functions

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What I will say is that the parts of the imperium that fascist in the Sol system and the 500 worlds of ultramar

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and the hyper conservatism of the Imperial creed is one of the few things that keeps everyone together

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or similar is any sense I should say

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becuase outside of Sol, the "Imperium" is more just a series of disconnected empires that pay their tithe to the Sol system and are left on their own

novel fulcrum
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Dictators? Check.
Forced suppression of opposition? Check.
Strong regimentation of society? Check.
Asserting a hegemony? Check.

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they are most certainly not 'left on their own'

storm jungle
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^

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Pretty much this

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The Imperium isnt literally nazi germany obviously but like they still do half the shit they have done on a galactic basis among other dictator-esque actions

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But yeah other political ideas still exist within it

novel fulcrum
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when a planet is brought into the fold, they're greeted with an overwhelming show of force via an introductory fleet showing some of the greatest power the imperium has to offer, administratum and munitorum personnel are introduced to begin organizing the planet's affairs for the imperium's serialization, new administratum and munitorum personnel are recruited to sustain the planet itself, a designation is placed upon them depending on the resources they find in their survey to see how best the planet can serve the imperium and changes in priorities are made accordingly, a pdf is raised and guard tithes mandated, and so on

storm jungle
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Yeah and from there its milking the planet dry and suppressing the populace into compliance until its a dead husk.

novel fulcrum
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like sure, the high lords of terra don't see every single going-on of every single person in the galaxy, but the imperium doesn't leave anyone to their own devices on purpose, their presence is very apparent

storm jungle
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Same as how the moment a planet secedes from them they just come in to stamp anyone's throat in with their boots lol

snow tundra
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Based takes

novel fulcrum
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not to mention the fixation on genetic purity and suppression of undesirable information

eternal ledge
worn fern
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Perhaps me saying left on their own, was a poor choice of words, as I am aware that the imperium goes in there and makes its changes; most notably to the Creeds of the planet and forces them or coerces them into putting the Emperor at the top of whatever the religion is present. Then once the planet is brought under the imperium's heel, it can act as it pleases under the Imperium's rules

eternal ledge
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Gets nuked from orbit

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Now only 5% viable

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Mission Success

storm jungle
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The "can act as it pleases" thing doesnt work when almost 99% of imperial nobility that rules planets are assholes

novel fulcrum
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well sure, but saying you can act as you please under someone else's rules is basically a moot point

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that's not freedom

storm jungle
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^

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Like

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this is brought up in books too

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theres governors that try to do well

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but the imperial war machine forces them to be cruel as to get the tithes ready

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The Imperium is built from the ground up to be a cartoonishly evil faction, its what makes it so funny/engaging.

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same as how the only good people in it are grinded to nothing by the wars it wages across the galaxy

worn fern
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Oh yeah, I never said they had freedom. But they can work as they please to get the tithes to the imperium

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when the tithe is paid every cycle, then the planet has more wiggle room

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and can spend its resources elsewhere

eternal ledge
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Also formerly rebelling agri-world now has its Tithes increased 200%

novel fulcrum
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sure, but again, when the imperium demands much, and being generous to your laborers gets you little, it's less of a choice and more of an ultimatum: meet the imperium's demands, or be replaced by someone who will

storm jungle
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Yeeeep

worn fern
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I would also say that is one of the aspects of the Imperium which leads to the social darwinism of creating awful people

novel fulcrum
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aye, kind of like dictatorships, how bout that? :^)

storm jungle
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Lmfao

novel fulcrum
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the best democracies and the worst dictatorships thrive, and between them is a sea of instability

final spruce
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Definition of fascism

1 often capitalized : a political philosophy, movement, or regime (such as that of the Fascisti) that exalts nation and often race above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader, severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible suppression of opposition

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Yes the Imperium is Facist

worn fern
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perhaps then what I am getting strung up on is more the full structure of the Imperium, since the Imperium is made of several states that incentivise incredible authoritarianism and fascistic tendency in how they should be run. The part that stops me seeing the Imperium as a whole as facist is how all these states are completely decentralised from each other

final spruce
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Read the deifition, facism is not only a form of government, but also the economic, social and societal parts aswell

worn fern
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socially I will agree the imperium is fascistic and has many of its tendencies (of course taking into account exclusions)

clever kiln
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Why do we over complicate fascism? It's basically "believe/do what I want you to do forever or I'll severely punish you"

worn fern
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economically and bureaucratically, the Imperium is too much of a decentralized and bloated mess to be that in my view

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well i just like the debate most of the time

clever kiln
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Me 2

worn fern
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its not left or right

clever kiln
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EXACTLY MY MAN

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πŸ‘

worn fern
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I see communism and natsoc as fascism, what I dont see as fascism is monarchies and theocracies

clever kiln
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Mmmm

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Depends on how it's run

worn fern
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when I say monarchism and theocracies, I infer Feudalism

prisma lark
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I'm pretty sure both of those can also be fascist

clever kiln
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All forms of government and political beliefs can be fascist

prisma lark
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exactly

storm jungle
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Starship Troopers Moment

clever kiln
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All factions in 40k are fascist except Tyranids

worn fern
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Fascism is such a weird word as the argument that anything auth is fascism

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hell we knew that since the 50s

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good old Orwell

prisma lark
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or Orks

clever kiln
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Walk up to any important figure in any faction and say you don't like said faction and you will not live long

barren tapir
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Fascism is used as umbrella term when speaking english

worn fern
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Orks are a Liftocracy

storm jungle
prisma lark
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since neither actually have a "unified" government with a clear leader

storm jungle
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Dark eldar are a pornocracy

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and no

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thats not made up

clever kiln
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Hmm

prisma lark
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lol

clever kiln
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Noice

worn fern
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I thought the Deldar structured society by who does the most trolling

storm jungle
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Actually i dont even know how their society works

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its like mafias ruled by a Lvl.100 Mafia

worn fern
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Vect is the biggest shitposter in the galaxy

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he once lured a Sector battlefleet near a craftworld just to see the reaction of the Farseer when he saw the fleet

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Druhkarhi are a Trollocracy

atomic pelican
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Drukhari are actually, completely serious, ancaps

clever kiln
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*ork looks through a glass bottle believing that it will make him see farther like binoculars "YUP, IMZ A' FAHSEE'ER"

worn fern
placid timber
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tell me you dont understand political theory and your understanding of 40k lore is just empTTS without telling me you dont understand political theory and your understanding of 40k lore is just empTTS

placid timber
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vect is like if jeff bezos could have his own little kingdom where he doesnt have to worry about those pesky anti-trust laws or labor laws or basic human rights agreements lol

smoky ferry
#

how do folks fall on the eldritch omens resolution? || eldar won? ||

placid timber
smoky ferry
errant mauve
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Plus, ||we are one step closer to finding the ultimate jobber faction now||

errant mauve
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Soon we will have a detailed jobbing hierarchy

vast frigate
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So im reading up on Tau weaponry lore

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apparently the field testing of the stormsurge uh

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they are ghostbusters

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They can combine their firepower by crossing their beams when fired, leading to, possibly, ''Beams as wide as a skyscraper''

vast frigate
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yeah no in case of the tau its a good thing

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I mean sure when done in clades larger than three it burns out most suits due to feedback but thats a minor issue when you can cut a mountain-sized gargant in half

atomic pelican
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The recent 2-faction boxsets have had good fluff

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Both EO and ST

vast frigate
rose thorn
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Is there like, any middle eastern inspired warhammer stuff besides the Tallarn Desert raiders?

errant mauve
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Despite their general reputation as being supposedly Samurai inspired

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The Mantis Warriors are heavily influenced by Middle Eastern culture, particularly the Hashashin. @rose thorn

rose thorn
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oh fr?

errant mauve
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Yep

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It's a bit more subtle than Tallarn (we don't exactly see Mantis Warriors wearing Tarbush), but there's a wealth of references to the Islamic golden age in their fluff.

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As a quick example, pretty much every single named Mantis Warrior has a name related to or abbreviated from Middle Eastern Names/Places.

rose thorn
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oh thats neat

empty current
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honestly, know what's missing from 40k

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things based on american cultures

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I think the only thing we've really got is that one guard regiment that's based on the Aztec

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We need some guard regiments based on some Louisiana Rednecks, or Appalachian Hillbillies.

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Just imagine the terror on the Chaos Cultists' faces when their walking through the hills and trees, and from the forest they hear it...

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the twang of a banjo

final spruce
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Pretty sure we can find something fitting there

errant mauve
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Dark Angels used to be based off of the Native Americans way back in the 2nd to early 3rd days.

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Honestly was pretty dope

empty current
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And then like bats out of hell the Appalian Roughnecks charge screaming from the underbrush, bayonets fixed upon their antique las-rifles, as the chaos lord himself is brutally stabbed to death by Colonel Billy-Joe Bodinger using the bayonet that used to belong to his Great Great Great Great Great Grandpappy. All the while you hear that off-key banjo twang.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4Ao-iNPPUc
Literally the entire regiment

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chrome dragon
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I think thats the point

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You got everyone

final spruce
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Yeah, and there is an older one that is even bigger

dim totem
empty current
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one man's cringe is another man's treasure.

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it's a sci-fi setting taking lose inspiration from historical countries and armies, who gives a shit about historical accuracy.

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I care much more about if its cool or not, and if its good a good explanation for it in the lore.

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You can only drag so much real world history and detail into something before you hurt it more than help it.

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It's better to start by doing some connect the dots with stereotypes until you've constructed an archetype, then hammering that into its own thing.

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Creating factions is a refining process.

errant mauve
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The Arkhan Confederates were kind of just poorly thought out, which is a surprisingly low bar to stoop past for guard regiments. omegalul

dim totem
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yh it's like

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what other history is there we can pull guards from

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some you should just stay away from but you dont

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others you just mess up completely

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and some sticks

dim totem
errant mauve
#

Also, regardless of taste

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A cavalry-shock assault-paratrooper regiment with custom power armour and repulsor tech isn't exactly a paragon of contemplation in their creation.

dim totem
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Im not following

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is there something youre refering to?

errant mauve
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That's the Arkhan Confederates

dim totem
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Ah

errant mauve
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A cavalry-shock assault-paratrooper regiment with custom power armour and repulsor tech.

dim totem
#

My thought process was: grey uniforms -> confederates -> ?

errant mauve
#

To be fair to Peter Fehrvehri (or however you write his last name)

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This was very much still in his "amateur bloke writing for Warhammer phase"

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So I can't blame him for much.

dim totem
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Yeah i get that vibe

errant mauve
#

He himself admits it

dim totem
#

Best not to overthink that and just disregard the bad parts

errant mauve
#

Plus

dim totem
#

Im p sure his thought process was confederates -> but scifi

errant mauve
#

If you were given the opportunity

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To add whatever you wanted to Warhammer

#

Would you have the self control to not add something ridiculous?

dim totem
#

Big question

storm jungle
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i just dont really wanna see confederates

dim totem
#

Id probably like want smaller scale stories instead of really adding stuff

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Not everything has to be a sector wide galaxy threatening debacle

storm jungle
#

Warhammer Crime stories tend to cover a lot of stuff like that in general

errant mauve
#

Vaults of Terra is also pre good for it imo

storm jungle
#

Yeee

dim totem
#

I was thinking yesterday i should just bite te bullet and buy the novels second hand paperback on ebay

storm jungle
#

Do you want physical copies?

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Or is digital fine too

dim totem
#

Yh

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Ive read a few digital books but im too much of a boomer

storm jungle
#

Alas, in that case my Merchant Ways are out of reach πŸ˜”

dim totem
#

I dont know how people do it but like

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If im reading a pdf i just start watching youtube again

storm jungle
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Lmao

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weak 😩

barren tapir
#

Get a ebook reader, then you cannot go back to youtube

dim totem
#

i refuse to spend money on anything that isnt

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warhammer or videogames

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or bills

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πŸ˜”

barren tapir
#

But ebooks are part of warhammer stuff, to read many warhammer novels and books, just in digital way, so to use less paper

dim totem
#

Yeah i getcha

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can you recommend any?

barren tapir
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Nope, i too need to get one lol

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But money need to be spent on more important things for me now

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But i can see if i can get some names, it will require a bit of time though

dim totem
#

Plus i dont know how difficult it would be to get torrents working on an ebook

barren tapir
#

First answer i got for ebook readers are either kindle or kobo for brands... It also depend on which format of ebooks you aim to read, since kindle need to either use az3 or moby, the first is amazon proprietary format... Since we are talking about warhammer books i doubt they use that, so it might be better to go with kobo in general... Then there are the char of each model to take in consideration, but that is a personal thing imo

peak hamlet
#

Was a lot better than their cringe wannabe knight stuff current day gw went for

dim totem
#

id like it if they didnt do it on the base primaris marines instead of just for select chapters

peak hamlet
#

Interresting early 40k ship design

vast frigate
#

Pyramid prow

peak hamlet
#

Well that didnt last long πŸ˜”

vast frigate
dim totem
#

solid piramid doesnt look right to me

#

im not a big fan of the current ship design in 40k either tbf

#

they all look like varying sizes of the same thing

cerulean wagon
#

ye, they are all ships

cerulean wagon
dim totem
#

i need to find more movies with people fighting skeletons in it

dim plume
#

How to determine the Year Fraction on Terra
Rather than dividing the year into approximately 365 days like we do, the Imperium divides the year into 1000 fractions. So, "549" indicates the 549th part of 1000 parts of the year.

To calculate this, first you need to find on which day of the year your event occurred. Using July 18th of 2005 as an example, you then determine the Julian date, which is the 200th day of 2005. Next we need to split it into hours. We do that by multiplying 200 by 24 then add the hour of the day the event occurred. If the event took place at 4pm (the 16th hour) the formula to find the Determined Hour would be:
200 x 24 + 16 = 4816 Determined Hour

To convert that to an Imperial Fraction, multiply your Determined Hour above by the Makr Constant: 0.11407955.
4816 x 0.11407955 = 549.41. Always round this number down to determine the closest Year Fraction that occurred before the event. So the Year Fraction would be 549.
hell

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HOW HELP ME A_ A_ A_ A_ A_ A_ A_ A_ A_ A_ A_ A_ A_ A_ A_ A_ A_ A_ A_ A_ A_

cerulean wagon
#

get administratumed

storm jungle
#

Ownedℒ️

dim plume
worn fern
#

Now imagine that has happened multiple times across the galaxy but with different numbers being used and no one telling anyone, and many files never being updated or straight up destroyed because of that

#

and because everything is analog there is no meta time for it, so its anyone's guess what time system was being used and how many years apart that these records were made

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not even taking into account that the date that they had was even right in the first place

final oxide
#

Guys, can Roboute and Cawl propel human technologies to a new level with enough time?

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modernise the military like they did with dat flying Primaris Mario Kart vehicle

plush mason
#

doubtfull

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it will take more than 2 men to revert 10k years of technological regression

final oxide
#

Hm... Well, one is a Primarch of the most op Marine chapter and another made better Marines that the Big E

#

some slight improvements... maybe?

plush mason
#

iirc all he did was continue big e's work

#

big e is the one that started the primaris project

final oxide
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and succeeded

#

and he is a big heretek as far as I understand

final spruce
#

He is yes

final oxide
#

so with Roboute's authority can he influence the Mechanicus to be less dogmatic?

final spruce
#

Not really afaik the Mechanicus don't give a damn about Gulliman

plush mason
#

only cuz big e had a vision of the future and told one of the scientist working on the project with him to continue it but told him as crawl cuz said scientist mind merged with him later down the line

final spruce
#

Well not as much as the Imperium

plush mason
#

its a really confussing thing

final oxide
#

or maybe start his own loyal heretekal Mechanicus

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in secret

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with Roboute's approval

plush mason
#

did the fabricator general of mars know about crawl's project?

#

also crawl doesnt give a shit about the mechanicus

final oxide
#

lol he can ask his Eldar friends to give them their stealth tech to mask his shenanigans. Or ask Stygies for help

plush mason
#

iirc when ever the higher ups in the mechanicus bitch about his antics he just pulls a skivola and goes error: damn not found and moves on

eternal ledge
#

He's also said fuck you to the Inquisition several times too

plush mason
#

yeah

final oxide
#

They could make like a secret special force that will operate without Ecclesiarchy's and Inquisition's knowledge

#

with Cawl's toys

plush mason
#

no need

final oxide
#

operating directly under Roboute's command

eternal ledge
#

Well Gulliman doesn't fully trust Cawl either

plush mason
#

he already is. and was under big e's direct command before that

final oxide
#

yeah but I think he's better in his eyes than those "God-Emperor" freaks

plush mason
#

as i said. crawl is a heretek but to well connected to shut down

final oxide
#

yes

#

and this is why he needs to make a private force of high tech skitarii and guardsmen

#

gib

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πŸ’

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monke want high tech human army

plush mason
final oxide
#

I mean... does he have a choice?

plush mason
#

nope

final oxide
#

but to work with him

plush mason
#

trust isnt needed to work with people

#

papasmurf cant trust anyone in the imperium

#

if he could he wouldnt be needed rn

final oxide
#

Yes. So he'll at least should prepare a stockpile of high tech weapons for normal humans

eternal ledge
#

Didn't Guiliman also separate the Sisters of Battle from the Eclisarchy

final oxide
#

so that if shit really hits the fan you can arm the IGs better

plush mason
#

did he?

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hm maybe old big blue aint so bad after all

eternal ledge
#

That SoB hero in the mech is a Highlord of Terra

final oxide
storm jungle
#

Nah he just allowed a new Abbess Sanctorum to take over

#

the previous one was lost

final oxide
#

and I'm a big lore dumb dumb

storm jungle
#

hence her chair was empty

eternal ledge
#

And after Gogi VanDire the eclisarchy was bared from having a highland seat

final oxide
#

ah

storm jungle
#

He pretty much boosted her political power in the senatorum

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since people were already seeking to manipulate her as well

final oxide
#

something like that

plush mason
#

wtf is the senatorum?

final oxide
#

he restored it, right?

#

they had it before

storm jungle
#

the ruling body of the imperium lol

final oxide
storm jungle
#

It was always restroted

#

its more that its members were basically corrupt af

final oxide
#

Or am I remembering it wrongly

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hm

storm jungle
#

so Guilliman purged the bad bunch and replaced them

plush mason
storm jungle
#

lmfao

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rome moment

novel fulcrum
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yeah, the senatorum essentially is the high lords' council, but referring to all of it instead of just the high lords themselves

final oxide
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who are those guys?

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πŸ’

storm jungle
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holy shit

plush mason
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from dragon age

storm jungle
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DAMN IM A DRAGON AGE FAN NOW

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my guy is wearing fucking stockings

final oxide
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Google has failed me again

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😀

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dumb machine spirit

plush mason
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it gets better. they used blood magic to summon demons and take over the world 1000 years ago in DA lore

novel fulcrum
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also the full name for the council is extra in the extrama

eternal ledge
novel fulcrum
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Lords Temporal, Martial and Ecclesiarchical of the Most Divine and Righteous Imperium of Mankind

plush mason
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yup

peak hamlet
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Another ship

plush mason
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and then 9 of them used those same powers to rip open a portal into heaven and where cast out by the maker and turned into mosters called darkspawn

eternal ledge
final oxide
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Now I get the whole irony

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the whole size of that titan of an irony

novel fulcrum
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and yeh, first they were the Daughters of the Emperor, then the Brides of the Emperor when vandire made them into his...well, then he got his head cut off and they became the Sororitas

final oxide
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Waifus of the Emperor

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😳

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wait

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from daughters to brides

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πŸ€”

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Alabama jokes incoming?

storm jungle
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nah

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they were vandire's harem girls and bodyguards

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they removed that lore in the new edition tho

novel fulcrum
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they were daughters when vandire wasn't around, then vandire declared himself the reincarnation of the emperor and made them his brides

storm jungle
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Yep

peak hamlet
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God warhammer monthly is a goldmine lul

final oxide
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πŸ˜”

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with extra reincarnation step

novel fulcrum
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he was lying through his teeth, so i guess take that how you will

final oxide
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yes

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fake step Alabama

storm jungle
novel fulcrum
storm jungle
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"Silence you ULTRA-THICK marine"

final oxide
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you know the rules

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and so do I

plush mason
storm jungle
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So on the warhammer monthly's opening pages

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they have a chaos cultist and ultramarine argue

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like classic comic book stuff

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they keep ridiculing each other

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and thats one of the things the cultist says lul

final oxide
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ULTRA-THICC

peak hamlet
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Is that still a thing in current lore btw? The knotting beards together and then trying to fight?

storm jungle
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I dont think it was ever really retconned

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Warhammer fantasy isnt that old to make such a thing

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or has just as much complicated lore like 40k

final oxide
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He probably meant it like "dumb"

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right..?

peak hamlet
plush mason
final oxide
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Are they arguing about faith and stuff?

storm jungle
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Nah its like

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basically 2 pages of comedic insults

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its suppose to be like an opening skit

final oxide
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lol

novel fulcrum
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throwback to when 'straight dick' was a publicly acceptable phrase

storm jungle
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before you actually read the contents of the comic

final oxide
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it so weird to me as a Russian

peak hamlet
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Example:

final oxide
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might as well call your girls Vaginas

novel fulcrum
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sorry, solid dick

peak hamlet
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They just have a short thing like that on one of the first pages, its glorious

final oxide
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Solid Dick means like a guy named Dick?

peak hamlet
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Im just browsing them to gather all kal jericho comics

final oxide
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btw, do you guys know anyone named Dick?

novel fulcrum
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i think it's a turn of phrase meaning like, real talk

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i have a grandpa named richard, so yeh

final oxide
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do you call him dick?

novel fulcrum
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yeh

final oxide
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I'm sorry, I don't mean to offend you or him

novel fulcrum
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it's what he prefers

final oxide
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but as a foreigner I can't help but laugh

novel fulcrum
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oh trust me, the historical reason for it is very stupid

final oxide
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some of our names are probably fun af to you

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like Serghey

novel fulcrum
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it basically amounts to:
-Richard can be shortened to Rick
-People back in the day liked giving people rhyming nicknames
-Dick rhymes with Rick
-Dick just happened to stick around

final oxide
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πŸ™ˆ

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Dick always sticks around

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So yeah, my dream is to see some normal humans/cyborgs with Cawl made heretekal toys

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Cawl could offer them as guardians of some Tomb World to get some Necrons toys

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and those Necrons are too lazy to wake up themselves

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so they hire him

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πŸ€ͺ some stupid shit like that

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they can even fight some regular Imperial forces that landed on a planet like that

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imagine their shock seeing some Dark Age level human armies

final oxide
cursive hull
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I'm not sure but... Given an investigator could be referred to as a "Dick" back in the day, its probably something to do with that in some round about fashion.

#

Old terms don't make any sense

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I blame the early 1900's

scenic bolt
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On the other hand

peak hamlet
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They can

dim totem
peak hamlet
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Old warhammer magazine thingy

#

Warhammer Monthly was a comics anthology published by Games Workshop's publishing arm, Black Library, from March 1998 to December 2004, running to 86 issues in total. The final two issues were published bi-monthly under the name Warhammer Comic. It featured stories set within the fictional universe of Games Workshop's miniature wargames Warhamme...

dim totem
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looks really cool but

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whats the difference between this and the other magazine

peak hamlet
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Which one?

dim totem
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white dwarf

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also i didnt know kal jerico was that old lol

odd sparrow
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white dwarf is mostly hobby focused

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this looks like it's a comic book vibe just in a GW setting

dim totem
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ahh, that makes sense

peak hamlet
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Yee ratty summed it up perfectly

marsh grail
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Have the tyranids ever consumed Ambulls? If not what would happen if they got their DNA?

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Hang on wrong name

peak hamlet
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The nid dna thingy is one of my least favourite 40k bits, they dont need other species to come up with better stuff on their own

vast frigate
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they dont, but why make something new when you can use existing templates that work

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its how advancing stuff works after all; easy work first hard work later, even for the nids

peak hamlet
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No, they have all their species for different purposes already, an ambull would be useless to them since warriors already fill the role of a melee monster that size. They are even better than an ambull and a lot more flexible by having tons of different biomorphs available for them

final oxide
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discount nids

vast frigate
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i doubt it considering the nids have been... who fucking knows where

final oxide
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some fucking slugs or something

vast frigate
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i got no idea tbh its an interesting thing

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i assume they looked much the same

final oxide
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hm

vast frigate
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considering they already consumed so much

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remember that they crossed intergalactic space

final oxide
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What if they started somewhere as a bunch of ants

vast frigate
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just vibing

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on their anthill

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and then one ant was like; what if; GENETICS

final oxide
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I still dream of a separate Grethcin faction that rebelled against their Ork masters

errant mauve
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The Gretchin Revolutionary Committee

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Led by Da Red Gobbo

final oxide
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I want them to be their own big faction

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like goblins

atomic pelican
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40k Gloomspite when

errant mauve
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I support da grot revolution codex

final oxide
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Imagine a giant Grot only army

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with looted/copied IG equipment

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If the Greenskin rule of "win more battles = grow bigger" applies to them we can even have some weird mutated Grot Marines

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I feel like gretchins are much more smarter and... I dunno, civilized than Orks

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they just don't have a chance to show it while being under the Ork rule

peak hamlet
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Release red gobbo but this time not christmas themed

errant mauve
peak hamlet
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Hot

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(Or i might just get his old ass mini off ebay)

empty current
empty current
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not 100%

final oxide
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I thought snotlings, grots and orks are their own different things

empty current
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I know they've got a very different relationship to the 40k orks than goblins in fantasy

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because they're all orkoid fungus

final oxide
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they CAN grow bigger but not become Orks

proper helm
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Yeah grots are their own part of the orkoid ecosystem

final oxide
#

yes

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like Squigs

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Squigs can't turn into Orks lol

proper helm
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but orks can turn into squigs!

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God I love the new codex and the squigification spell

final oxide
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and I think Gretchins are much more cunning and intelligent

proper helm
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Yeah grots are likely the built in logistics crew for the old krorks

empty current
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"you's turnin' into squig"

"BUT I DON'T WANNA BE SQUIG!"

pop

final oxide
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I think without Orks around they can build at lest human level things

final oxide
empty current
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still though if Grots are part of the orkoid ecosystem I don't think they'd ever be part of their own subfaction on a wide scale, they all sorta grow together

final oxide
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But they totally can! Since they canonicly can rebel

empty current
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the only way that the squig-only faction could exist would be if some strain of orkoid fungus got its genetic material damaged

final oxide
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and they grow first

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before Orks

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they can just kill every Ork dat pops up

empty current
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but boys will still grow though, and though squigs can rebel they can't wholly separate from orks.

final oxide
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wait a sec

empty current
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maybe, but that doesn't seme like a recipe for a major faction

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maybe an interesting planet but that's about it

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I think the idea of some damaged ork fungus might have some merit though, how it would happen isn't as important, there could be any number of things that could potentially do it

final oxide
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This is what they will do to Ork oppressors!

final oxide
empty current
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looks neat, like I said, lore for a planet or a small faction it works neat, give people the option to do it

final oxide
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They have their own Red Waaaagh

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and they spread it through Ork tribes

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making Grots rebel against Orks

empty current
#

same as individual waaaghs or tyranid splinter fleets

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It works as a subfaction but not a major one

final oxide
empty current
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plus I think there are more deserving minor factions that deserve full model lines than the grot revolutionaries.

final oxide
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Red Grots are easy to integrate into the lore

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and they have a fantasy alternative - Goblins

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they can be like a chaos/jeans cult for Orks

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and it will add some fun inner-Orkoid dynamics