I really like Black Templars even though they literally have like 4 unique units
#40k-lore-chat
snow tundra
cerulean wagon
lmao, they made AoE 4 tbf, which is pretty alright (not my cup of tea but the fans seem to like it)
snow tundra
what is that?
cerulean wagon
thats from lexi aswell dilara lmao
All the mentions of wolf in the space wolf lexicanum entry
signal hill
To be fair, they did a imo decent Job with aoe4
snow tundra
oh is it ctrl f?
cerulean wagon
if i go to the wiki it gets worse
plush mason
i read a funny lore reason as to why wolf is used so much by the space wolves
cerulean wagon
snow tundra
Idk how good or bad that is
plush mason
its a translation error between high gothic and the native language of fenris
final spruce
Idk how good or bad that is
Space wolves put wolf in everything
Which is terrible
Literally their culture is wolf
signal hill
What does Wolf mean in fenrisian?
cerulean wagon
Idk how good or bad that is
its basically bad writting and naming, thats the amount of times the word "wolf" is used in their wiki entry. They use wolf as a prefix for most space wolf unique units
plush mason
i mean they are roided up space vikings
cerulean wagon
its less i don't like space wolves and more i don't like how a lot of the main factions are written
they have interesting concepts but then are about as shallow as they possibly can be
cerulean wagon
What does Wolf mean in fenrisian?
wolf
peak hamlet
Chaos ships but no planet killer? :(
cerulean wagon
except the part where "there are no wolves on fenris" because space wolves turn into wolves
the galaxies strongest furries
cerulean wagon
they aren't actually wolves
cerulean wagon
https://www.games-workshop.com/resources/catalog/product/920x950/99120101140_SpaceWolvesWulfen01.jpg
storm jungle
Chaos ships but no planet killer? :(
Those are Imperium, these are the Chaos Ships
signal hill
They are both native and technically mit wolves
snow tundra
HEY I HAPPEN TO THINK WULFEN ARE COOL AF
plush mason
they are
snow tundra
iirc the wolves on fenris where once human colonists
I did not know that
peak hamlet
Those are Imperium, these are the Chaos Ships
🧐
cerulean wagon
ye
peak hamlet
Also thx
snow tundra
Chaos ships but no planet killer? :(
If chaos had access to exterminatus that's all they would do probably
cerulean wagon
they do have access to it
snow tundra
oop
cerulean wagon
they have a ship literaly called the planet killer
peak hamlet
use imperial ships
Yee but like not the other way around
cerulean wagon
na they can, outside of unique ships like planet killed
any imperial/chaos ship can swap hands
cause its just a matter of owning the hull type
peak hamlet
Huh weird
cerulean wagon
please remember that chaos are just humans/SM
so they just use their equipment
same as GSC
peak hamlet
Cuz like chaos usually seems to have these.. uhh.. chaos looking(?) ships and the imperium have their own. Im pretty sure the ships chaos uses are just from hh times which is why they look different
snow tundra
I mean most ork shit is also just stolen imperial shit
cerulean wagon
yep, literally just older ship hulls
storm jungle
a giant 🅱️enis
peak hamlet
a giant 🅱️enis
Nooo stawp
snow tundra
a giant 🅱️enis
new bad dragon dildo maybe?
storm jungle
DFSDFKJSDF
cerulean wagon
dilly really said "anythings a dildo if you're brave enough"
storm jungle
peak hamlet
Dont let the 8km ship bone you
storm jungle
you joke
but you should read the name of half of those chaos ships on that chart
its hilariously evil lmao
snow tundra
I would love to see what Emperor's Children ship names are
cerulean wagon
ye
one of the few im fine with is like, the repulsive
cause thats an actual ship name iirc
peak hamlet
Styx class (sounds very badass 😎)
cerulean wagon
but ye kinda hate it cause like
storm jungle
Styx class (sounds very badass 😎)
from the river of the dead styx in greek mythology
GET IT
peak hamlet
(YES DILLY IM NOT THIS DENSE)
snow tundra
Do they at least try to make their ship look like their faction?
storm jungle
Mostly?
snow tundra
Like are Thousand Sons ships blue and egyptian and shit?
cerulean wagon
see like styx works tho as a pre heresy thing
barren tapir
Anyway, best ships are Ad. Mech. ships, love some bulky angular ships amirite?
peak hamlet
Do they at least try to make their ship look like their faction?
Yeag
cerulean wagon
because you know, styx bringing death in the form of astartes
its dumb but i dont hate it
fucking
storm jungle
yeah same could be worse
cerulean wagon
"slaughter " class tho
storm jungle
LMAO
cerulean wagon
or massacre
storm jungle
SUBTLE
peak hamlet
Yee styx is the ship that esentially went "hangar" and nothing else
cerulean wagon
thats the thing woof
snow tundra
BRUH
cerulean wagon
THESE WERE THE SHIP NAMES BEFORE CHAOS HAPPENED
storm jungle
YEAH
peak hamlet
Also yes slaughter, carnage, murder. At least you know what you are at with those names
snow tundra
WHAT
snow tundra
WHAT THE FUCK
cerulean wagon
So, chaos don't make their own equipment wolf
its all old imperial tech
but with angsty names
snow tundra
right but you'd think they'd at least change the name
barren tapir
Some are chaos made, but mostly are old imperial design that either went rogue or are only used by CSM because old
snow tundra
but i guess they dont need to
barren tapir
There are very few designs that are actually made by chaos
peak hamlet
One of the many cases where gw did something and then later tried building lore around
snow tundra
Death Guard have their own unique tanks, you'd think they'd have their own unique ships
peak hamlet
They were originally just "ok we got this design for imperium, lets do something completely different for chaos"
cerulean wagon
ship designs in 40k are sacred, so rarely new ones are made
they are large enough their machine spirit can actually manifest into behaviour
snow tundra
I would imagine lore wise designing a new ship would be heresy
peak hamlet
Pog
snow tundra
unless only the ad mech does it
cerulean wagon
you can't design a new one no, but if you find blueprints you can start construction
peak hamlet
(Also really fucking old 40k spaceships)
cerulean wagon
its just going to take an age and a half
snow tundra
Belsarius took his sweet ass time making new marines, I'm sure they don't mind taking the time to make new ships
peak hamlet
Belsarius took his sweet ass time making new marines, I'm sure they don't mind t...
Lore™️ moment
cerulean wagon
its fine woof, he'll pull em out of his ass next month
barren tapir
Sometimes they make new designs, but it is just a mixmash of something other, at least for the imperium, dark mechanicum do actually do new stuff
snow tundra
huh?
peak hamlet
its fine woof, he'll pull em out of his ass next month
Imagine new imperial ships but they are just smooth af without gothic towers or anything and look like halo or some shit 💀
snow tundra
now you're actually just talking about dildos lmao
cerulean wagon
na see if it was normal halo ships that'd kinda work for 40k
but you fucking know it'd be the fucking infinity
PoS that it is
snow tundra
I could see Covenant designs maybe working for the eldar?
tbh I don't like the designs of 90% of eldar tech
snow tundra
I don't like their armor, I'm mech on their big mechs, I hate their vehicles, some of their guns are cool
warpspiders look doofy af
storm jungle
U look doofy as fuck you asshole
snow tundra
hunchback lookin ass
snow tundra
I only speak the Emperor's truth
cerulean wagon
bare in mind that Eldar models are 30 years old at this point
and are just getting an update now
peak hamlet
Hope thats halo but imagine this thing right next to a bunch of literal floating cathedrals
snow tundra
yeah and everyone fucking memed on the new dark reapers
which is understandable
fucking lego skulls
cerulean wagon
Hope thats halo but imagine this thing right next to a bunch of literal floating...
thats actually the infinity lmao, its the exact ship i was complaining about
storm jungle
BUT THE FACEPLATES
snow tundra
theyre so bad
cerulean wagon
the heads on the reapers are terrible
snow tundra
at least you can cover them up very easily
cerulean wagon
the rangers and guardians are lookin good tho
storm jungle
at least you can cover them up very easily
Its such an easy thing to fix too
just make them actual skulls
cerulean wagon
thats actually the infinity lmao, its the exact ship i was complaining about
it gets worse because the infinity has glowy blue scifi bits on the outside to show just how betterer and futurerer it is
peak hamlet
thats actually the infinity lmao, its the exact ship i was complaining about
Idk shit about halo other than that you can murder smol and cute aliens
storm jungle
Skelly its fine, monke destroyed that ship
snow tundra
I saw one where the horizonal slit was removes so it was only the 3 vertical ones, that looked pretty good
snow tundra
I just wish their tech looked better
storm jungle
it does tbh
peak hamlet
War walkers should be retconned, everything else looks fine to me
storm jungle
its just that if you dont like its doomed
snow tundra
I don't know how a race that can't reproduce is still going anyway
storm jungle
They can reproduce
the gestation period just takes a while
compared to us which is uh
snow tundra
I thought Slaneesh fucked that
cerulean wagon
slaanesh just means they have to be careful
storm jungle
god
cerulean wagon
children for eldar are sacred
storm jungle
LMAO
snow tundra
when I read about eldar I read that they were a dying race with limited people and couldnt repopulate
storm jungle
they can repopulate
cerulean wagon
If twins are born they basically get given exclusive benefits, including becoming titan pilots
storm jungle
but yeah they are ""dying out""
even though they cant
because we need a faction
they were basically copying tolkien in that regard since he was the one that made that trope
aka the elven race leaving the world
plush mason
so how strong is a black stone fortress?
storm jungle
no
peak hamlet
Yee its one of the "gonna die in insert number here and add a few zeros"
storm jungle
Yeah one warhammer writer said it best for fantasy
peak hamlet
Years*
storm jungle
"theres as many elves as the plot demands"
peak hamlet
so how strong is a black stone fortress?
Very
storm jungle
so how strong is a black stone fortress?
Its basically a 40k deathstar
and can crack planets instantly
snow tundra
Dark Eldar are cooler, although their tech is similar I really like the drugged up flesh crafted designs they have
storm jungle
so take a guess 👁️
cerulean wagon
I don't mind the "they are dying off" vibe when its written well, but they keep giving it to gav
storm jungle
Yeah lmao
peak hamlet
3 of em can fuck shit up even better
plush mason
lol the one i got in my chaos campaign in BFG2 sucked but then that was aginst ships
snow tundra
I also love how absolutely fucked up and sadistic and demented dark eldar are they really held nothing back with them, which I can always appreciate
peak hamlet
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/578484779331354624/933672300241367070/War...
Eh thats just a gw moment™️ they arent nearly that big
snow tundra
me or bobo
storm jungle
bobo
cerulean wagon
actually they can be that big, their size varies
peak hamlet
Cope
cerulean wagon
since its old alien tech, "blackstone fortress" refers to a material type instead of a specific class
plush mason
actually they can be that big, their size varies
is that true for the mobile fortress monistaries aswell?
peak hamlet
Blackstone refers to the material
cerulean wagon
Thats an eldar ranger
snow tundra
I just wish eldar werent so hit or miss with their designs for me personally
cerulean wagon
they are pretty slick
plush mason
she is gona snipe ya. then stab ya
peak hamlet
1 handed
snow tundra
Banshees are also like, meh
cerulean wagon
is that true for the mobile fortress monistaries aswell?
Yes, depends how big they are built. The one at the start of BFG 2 is one of the largest iirc (Dorns personal mobile fort)
snow tundra
ONLY SOME OF THEM
storm jungle
The old models had them too
snow tundra
WHY WOULD YOU PUT BELLY BUTTONS ON YOUR ARMOR
plush mason
https://tenor.com/view/planet-of-the-apes-monkey-gun-shooting-gif-17888605
how eldar see most human fighters
storm jungle
storm jungle
WHY WOULD YOU PUT BELLY BUTTONS ON YOUR ARMOR
ITS THERE FOR AESTHETIC REASONS
its to show that their armor is statuesque
snow tundra
THE ROMANS DID IT TOO AND IT DIDNT LOOK GOOD THERE EITHER
snow tundra
plush mason
you know what i say wehn fighting eldar ships and the imperium?
peak hamlet
Romans are ugly, yes but that doesnt translate to eldar armour
snow tundra
I wasnt comparing them
plush mason
"stay in one place emperor damn you!!!!!!"
snow tundra
the webway is kind of broken
cerulean wagon
the webway is neat
snow tundra
You guys use the warp? Pffft
plush mason
eldar ships never stop moving in real space ether
cerulean wagon
still love the fact one of the craftworlds was trying to map out the webway through routes untravelled
and just
fell into the warp
storm jungle
yeah eldar ships are modelled after frigates so it makes sense
they have solar sails and everything
snow tundra
I'm not gonna say anything
peak hamlet
fell into the warp
Rip
plush mason
and no shields
peak hamlet
THE SOLAR SAILS LOOK DUMB
storm jungle
HOW
snow tundra
THE SOLAR SAILS LOOK **DUMB**
^ He said it ^
scenic bolt
nipple armors great and all but have you considered armor thats supposed to imitate a starving monk?
storm jungle
and yeah those are great, literally fucking with enemy ship targetting systems
peak hamlet
Remove em and it looks better immediately
plush mason
which are amazing
you misspelled annoying
snow tundra
Even their fucking little land raiders have them
snow tundra
No
snow tundra
I disagree
storm jungle
I agree
cerulean wagon
Even their fucking little land raiders have them
Eldar don't have sails on their land units
like, at all
peak hamlet
How about armour that imitates... dicc?
snow tundra
most imperium designs are very blocky which is kind of whatever
storm jungle
craftworld eldar use VTOL craft yeah, only dark eldar raier craft have sails
snow tundra
moving rectangle
storm jungle
and thats mostly because uh
they were pleasure yachts before
so they just repurposed them as pirate vehicles
snow tundra
I didn't know that I assumed both had those
storm jungle
DIE.
peak hamlet
Chill lmao
cerulean wagon
nope they use different tech (mostly)
since they have been split for over 10k years
snow tundra
I thought it was a Chaos / Imperium kind of thing
cerulean wagon
nope
the imperium split and stagnated due to the tech cult
The eldar split and innovated in different ways
peak hamlet
Everything imperium uses can be used by chaos, some stuff chaos uses cant be used by the imperium
storm jungle
OWNED.
snow tundra
No I hate the sails
snow tundra
oh, what's up with the lizard boys
storm jungle
Old Ones?
snow tundra
why tf are they there just chilling with the drukhari
cerulean wagon
the Sylth?
snow tundra
yeah
storm jungle
Ah
storm jungle
That or just mercenaries
snow tundra
Ah I see, I bet they do make some good entertainment 
cerulean wagon
very bloody, messy entertainment
snow tundra
this guy knows
storm jungle
:3
But yeah like
dark eldar are assholes
but they will get good alien mercs if they can find them
snow tundra
Dark Eldar are amazing
storm jungle
Incubi fit that niche well but other types of protection also helps
snow tundra
I just love how utterly fucked up they are
storm jungle
they are really hot its true
snow tundra
Dark Eldar is the one race you really just absolutely do not want invading your world
storm jungle
Yeah they basically can empty an entire world in 24 hours
the imperium virtually cant do anything half the time
unless they got a pre-setup ambush
scenic bolt
they also dont have much trouble with pop since they just vat breed tons out like theyre squigs
snow tundra
and if you get captured like that's a fate way worse than death
peak hamlet
https://tenor.com/view/miia-monster-musume-gif-5118176
No
snow tundra
scourges are the best deldar tho
I like the uh, the big things i forget what theyre called
storm jungle
Pain Engines?
storm jungle
YEP
storm jungle
Wracks are basically frankenstein helpers its great
snow tundra
that's part of why I like Skaven a lot too
snow tundra
true
storm jungle
snow tundra
Incubus daddy 💦
peak hamlet
No abs, 3/10
storm jungle
1 sec i got u
snow tundra
no dont
cerulean wagon
honestly prefer it when they look like they've been living on nothing but crack
cerulean wagon
suits their aesthetic better
peak hamlet
😳
storm jungle
no skelly we wont make them look like you
snow tundra
storm jungle
cerulean wagon
no i look dead, theres a difference
snow tundra
Deldar look worse than dead
peak hamlet
no skelly we wont make them look like you
Holy shit aaaa
Killed poor skelly right there
peak hamlet
💀
snow tundra
Oh I was playing Inquisitor Martyr and a Scourge had a male voice and I was like wut
storm jungle
Why so
storm jungle
Oh lmao
yeah nah
dark eldar are gender equal af
it literally says it in their codex
anyone can be anything
snow tundra
It's funny the most progressive race is the most fucked up
scenic bolt
I like how one of the most exalted of the dark eldar are their postal workers
cerulean wagon
scourges are great because they are the only one anybody in the DE society trusts
the most prestigious position basically, not even archons want to fuck with them
snow tundra
too bad every single one of them is damned for eternity
peak hamlet
aka act as messenger pigeons
Dark eldar pigeon furrys 🤔
snow tundra
hey now don't be putting ideas in people's heads
You know the deldar have the tech and flesh crafting skills to make furries
cerulean wagon
bobo creating himself a new fetish any%
peak hamlet
Die
storm jungle
You know the deldar have the tech and flesh crafting skills to make furries
They made a dark eldar have human physiology once
they wanted to die so bad
peak hamlet
Lmfao
storm jungle
quote on quote "worst form of torture"
peak hamlet
Dayum owned badly
snow tundra
mon-keigh bad
snow tundra
peak hamlet
Eradicate humanity yes pls 🙏
snow tundra
If the Dark Eldar have femboys I'll happily get captured by them
peak hamlet
Based
snow tundra
I mean it's simple evolution
storm jungle
If the Dark Eldar have femboys I'll happily get captured by them
To be fair they are elves
so they are technically femboys by definition
snow tundra
It doesn't get any better than femboys
peak hamlet
Omw to sculpt beards onto elves 😩
snow tundra
well you know
peak hamlet
Wh..
peak hamlet
Short and beard vs tall and no beard?
storm jungle
nah 1 sec
snow tundra
Makes America look like the most equal and progressed society compare to dwarves vs elves
storm jungle
mind, I have a fantasy opinion in the sense of 'elves and dwarves are very similar' in general
but you have arrogant races who are either on the brink of extinction or past their prime, stubbornly hanging on while believing they do know best.
'dwarf steel' and 'elf blade' is pretty much...
same shit
it kinda boils down to what cosmetics you prefer sometimes.
snow tundra
yeah but dwarf smol elf tol
snow tundra
tall twinks > short bears
storm jungle
😩
peak hamlet
tall twinks > short bears
Exactly
snow tundra
the thing about the elves is both genders are hot af
cerulean wagon
fucking HATE each other
elves also hate elves so that checks out
snow tundra
and the thing about the dwarves is neither gender is hot
storm jungle
LMAO
peak hamlet
Exactly lmfao
snow tundra
that's probably where the real root of the racism presides
snow tundra
bruh
peak hamlet
Dwarves coping cuz they are ugly af
snow tundra
Kerillian is anything but lady like
storm jungle
it all boils down to perception like, a dwarf going
'yes, we will bail you human morons again, you aren't fit for shit'
the people go
BASED
elf goes 'you fucked up again, fine, we will help'
OMG, ARROGANT DICK, WHAT A TWAT
peak hamlet
Tbf eldar calling humans literally monkeys is a tad arrogant indeed
snow tundra
in LOTR at least the racism isnt as bad and makes sense, sometimes
peak hamlet
Justified but still arrogant
storm jungle
Yeah because in LOTR the elves are legit ethereal
snow tundra
Aragorn got him some real nice Elf p- uh I mean
snow tundra
i find it funny that eldar call humans monkeys
they're wrong of course they're apes but it's stilly funny
storm jungle
monkeigh actually has a meaning too
snow tundra
i figured
storm jungle
its basically an old race that once harassed/attacked the younger eldar
snow tundra
Let it be known I never said the eldar are a bad race
their tech is just a bit silly is all
storm jungle
now it has developed a meaning "race that must be exterminated"
BUT this is like old lore
so most writers just assume
"its a slang for humans"
snow tundra
i like both
cerulean wagon
Tbf eldar calling humans literally monkeys is a tad arrogant indeed
and the dwarf for being "of crap make" being "human" isnt
peak hamlet
Dwarves are inferior humans, eldar are superior humans
snow tundra
now that's a good ass game
storm jungle
🙏
peak hamlet
Yes!!
snow tundra
I'm very interested to see what and elf would be like in DRG
peak hamlet
Hope they never add elves tho, their dwarves are ugly af atm
cerulean wagon
i hope we never find out
storm jungle
same
peak hamlet
Cant be trusted with making hot ppl
cerulean wagon
because the drg community is disgusting
snow tundra
I've always wanted if they ever added a new class it could be an elf that's just begrudgingly added to the team and has trouble navigating the caves but is VERY adept at killing bugs
storm jungle
the DRG community is one of the most fictionally racist communities ive seen
cerulean wagon
fictionally and activley
storm jungle
LOL
scenic bolt
and from past communities that line blurs readily
cerulean wagon
their ban list is something
snow tundra
also i never knew about that about the community
peak hamlet
Tbf thats mainly cuz of the devs beating the old "dwarf elf racism" horse and the community just jumped on
snow tundra
I can't say im surprised
storm jungle
yeah basically what bobo said
like i dont mind it ingame? They're dwarves
but OOF the fanbase
snow tundra
I stan elves and dwarves being beloved comrades
cerulean wagon
ingame and from the devd its small things
snow tundra
I do like the term leaflovers
cerulean wagon
jokes about drinks and stuff
peak hamlet
Dwarfs are perfect height for giving elves head..
cerulean wagon
the playerbase tho
snow tundra
Dwarfs are perfect height for giving elves head..
STOP
peak hamlet
NO
storm jungle
AA
cerulean wagon
as i said
snow tundra
I DONT WANT THAT IMAGE IN MY HEAD
cerulean wagon
bobo new fetish any%
cerulean wagon
you literally cannot complain
snow tundra
says the man with the skeleton fetish
cerulean wagon
you did this to yourself
snow tundra
I bet you reallllllly like the undead fantasy race huh?
snow tundra
wet dreams about Nagash
peak hamlet
Skelly on his way to bone tomb king mummies 😨
cerulean wagon
ew
snow tundra
oh yeah tomb kings that's what theyre called
cerulean wagon
its all about them vampires
snow tundra
understandable
cerulean wagon
isabella x vlad is still goals
snow tundra
Vampire the Masquerade is chef's kiss
Dracula and his wife are very wholesome
until she dies
peak hamlet
Vampires my beloved
cerulean wagon
warhammers most wholesome paring being an undead warlord and his vampire wife
peak hamlet
Vlad is uggo
storm jungle
VLAD MY LOVE
cerulean wagon
he means twwh i assume
snow tundra
I think Alucard is way more hot obv but
storm jungle
^
peak hamlet
:(
snow tundra
❤️
cerulean wagon
peak hamlet
https://tenor.com/view/alucard-castlevania-gif-23199883
This however 10/10
snow tundra
https://tenor.com/view/alucard-castlevania-gif-23199883
He got done so fucking dirty by those twins man 😭
snow tundra
storm jungle
Vampire Lord™️
peak hamlet
Noo
But yeah like i think "bat" as a face works really well for vampires but like.. still wouldnt bone
snow tundra
the ol Nosferatu vs Toreador
I need Bloodhunt to come back already hnnnnn
I want to play as my John Wick vampire
storm jungle
VTM? Ah a catboy of culture 🧐
snow tundra
I've only recently got into it but yeah I like it
I want to play the actual rpg game but alas I know no one that want to play
vast frigate
God i love baldemort
snow tundra
God i love baldemort
Baldemort is nice and all but I feel like his voice is like a tryhard voice if that makes sense and I can't get that out of my head
vast frigate
I getcha, but its his own voice
That actually reminds me of a dude who went into a voice chat with a deeper voice than most 80yo smokers
And nobody believed him until we met up later that year on a con
snow tundra
but then I hear Jonathan Keeble and I'm like ah yes daddy Grimaldus
vast frigate
Who?
cunning wigeon
I need Bloodhunt to come back already hnnnnn
man i keep loading it up on instict
who'd you play in it?
snow tundra
Nosferatu mostly
vast frigate
he narrates a warhammer book on audible
Ah
snow tundra
I used the one with the bats
cunning wigeon
baiting people to run past then ambush with the melee
snow tundra
I liked having the passive to chase people down
cunning wigeon
but I'm hype for the fancy bois
wait they are already adding a new clan?
snow tundra
Ventrue
cunning wigeon
damn
snow tundra
have you not seen the concept designs?
cunning wigeon
nope
cunning wigeon
im in their disc but must have missed it
cunning wigeon
oh they are the knights right?
snow tundra
yeah
cunning wigeon
they look suave af
snow tundra
I want them and the uh, fuck
cunning wigeon
the fuck?
cunning wigeon
they the wizards?
snow tundra
they turn into various animals
cunning wigeon
ooh okay
torador were fun
the drag ones
especially the flash bang one
siren
once they actually made the flash blind you
snow tundra
true
barren tapir
WTF of BS is this?!?!
Storied regiment my ass, they are extremely young by the standard of the imperium FFS
Oh oh, there is a part that Skele will love for sure
rose thorn
Bruh the Maccabean Janissaries are so fucking cool
100% wanna make my veteran guardsmen kitbashed of them
They are an elite militia with only the driving force of pure faith?
Their planet might as well be a deathworld with thousands of people immigrating there a month?
meager gale
ahhh
are we talking about bloodhunt
this gives me an excuse to post my kindred
(open in original)
vast frigate
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2022/01/20/a-brief-history-of-the-death-korp...
See these typa articles where they make fun of their own shit perpeptuates the stereotypes
thorn elm
If this isn't the correct spot to post this i apologize and please tell me where to post. My friend made me a custom dice box based on my favorite 40k faction and I wanted to share this with y'all
cursive hull
If this isn't the correct spot to post this i apologize and please tell me where...
TBH, it'd go great in Hobbies and Interests
But this works too
thorn elm
ok awesome thank you for letting me know
will post anything similar to that channel in the future
snow tundra
there doesnt seem to be any actual mods here, so i wouldnt worry about to much
and if there are, they must be extremely chill
odd sparrow
ooh that's gorgeous
odd sparrow
there doesnt seem to be any actual mods here, so i wouldnt worry about to much
there are, they just rightfully don't care about the dumb d-don't post memes in g-general guys :( stuff. more about banning scammers & racists
snow tundra
time for horny on main 😎
odd sparrow
allowed to a certain extent
thorn elm
Thanks guys! I geeked out and wanted to share where I know it would be appreciated
My friend is awesome
tender igloo
New art
storm jungle
Thats actually a year old 
not like I'm an art stalker or anything
But its good stuff
crisp heath
~~Thats actually a year old~~ <:glasses:612363581740154881>
I thought so bc I've seen it before
storm jungle
I would recognize that gut-plate anywhere
meager gale
custodes are my least favorite imperium faction but i do really like that armor belt buckle lol
crisp heath
I play them 😄
meager gale
dont get me wrong, aesthetically i dig em, just really dislike their lore
crisp heath
I hear that a lot
young ginkgo
I wish tyranids would get something new and cool
snow tundra
Is your pfp a femboy
It's a catboy
chrome dragon
Same thing
snow tundra
Not really but alright
rose thorn
It's a catboy
It’s one of the boyfriends, which I will simp for the rest of my life for
Wrong message but still
chrome dragon
rose thorn
Yeah I know it’s inaccurate and fetishizes polyamory, as a polyamory person,
But I love it for being inaccurate and fetishized
rose thorn
Nice
rose thorn
Is your pfp a femboy
also btw, the character in the pfp is ftm
snow tundra
It’s one of the boyfriends, which I will simp for the rest of my life for
This guy knows
rose thorn
This guy knows
YEAHHHH, I’m a prep simp
snow tundra
Goth isn't my favorite but catboy goth is just too good
rose thorn
But I love all of them
rose thorn
Yes
snow tundra
Some of the shit he wears is chefs kiss
rose thorn
I don’t watch anime so some of the references I don’t get but he has cute af moments
snow tundra
Also I wouldn't say their relationship is inaccurate I just think its highly romanticized
It's just for fun
rose thorn
Yeah!
snow tundra
I'm not even into poly relationships but I'm obsessed with these boys
rose thorn
I adore them, and the artist makes A tier porn
snow tundra
Very true
chrome dragon
😳
vast frigate
Nerd is the femboy
necron femboy
snow tundra
I don't think that's possible
Maybe a flayed one, if he put on the thigh skin just right
crisp heath
I don't think that's possible
It theoretically is possible
If a necron of rank went through biotransference they turned into more of themselves so some got like snake Tails or extra eyes or only have one eye
Trazyn got a permanent hood like his scribe self
So if a necron was a femboy at heart and soul they would gain certain traits theoretically
novel fulcrum
crisp heath
Yes
snow tundra
Interesting
crisp heath
Also this means necrons are pro trans which makes me personally happy
snow tundra
I didn't even think they had genders
novel fulcrum
iirc they released a female necron lord not all that long ago
barren tapir
We got an actual trans necron too recently
novel fulcrum
oh, word?
past glade
We got an actual trans necron too recently
kinda redundant, no?
vast frigate
I don't think that's possible
Trust me
it is
Its possible
dont try me here
i am robotman
snow tundra
I mean it was just explained lol
barren tapir
kinda redundant, no?
I don't see how it is redundant tbh
crisp heath
Back when they were the Necrontyr they had genders
Now its less important as they are all metal skeleton robots
crisp heath
But Phearon is masculine and phearakh is feminine
crisp heath
Same rank as dynast
vast frigate
i love the one artpiece of a Phaerakh showing her ''style'' with cable hair
storm jungle
I didn't even think they had genders
Late but
Necrons have genders
female necrons exist
novel fulcrum
ah, noice
snow tundra
Yeah I know that now
storm jungle
non-binary ones as well
crisp heath
The Phearakh for the FW tomb world was female
vast frigate
Its a common joke among robots dont worry
snow tundra
crisp heath
And the Executioner of the necron high council is also female
snow tundra
My question is, do necrons even fuck anymore? I assumed they did when they were organic, but now they are robots with no robits
crisp heath
My question is, do necrons even fuck anymore? I assumed they did when they were ...
No
vast frigate
My question is, do necrons even fuck anymore? I assumed they did when they were ...
no new necrons can be made
But
if the soul furnaces are restored, then, maybe new ones could be made
Oldcrons can be repaired though, long as their mind protocols are saved
storm jungle
they're all smooth down there sadly
vast frigate
IT HARDENS-
past glade
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/368066737167400960/932371528006373516/SPO...
seems more likely from the context that the position went from one individual to another, no? not that they became trans
vast frigate
TRANSfering your prefered gender, physically
snow tundra
they're all smooth down there sadly
Imagine an army of necron warriors with robot schlongs just dangling
storm jungle
seems more likely from the context that the position went from one individual to...
Nah the author confirms it
1 sec
vast frigate
#freedongles
crisp heath
Robert Rath is a real cool dude
barren tapir
seems more likely from the context that the position went from one individual to...
How? They refer to the same entity all the time
storm jungle
the guy himself says it
past glade
i'm just saying from the context of the passage you posted, its not exactly clear or concrete
snow tundra
I mean, I got it from reading it
crisp heath
Wait this is infinite and the Divine, right?
past glade
the passage posted is the evidence given and the evidence given was unsatisfactory, do we really have to go down the pedantic hole, or can you just take what i say at face value?
crisp heath
He is cool too
snow tundra
I read it and understood it as soon as I did
Seems like plenty of other people did too
So
atomic pelican
Unsatisfactory if you have moles chewing on your brain
novel fulcrum
i still gotta read the funny trazyn and orikan wacky adventure book
crisp heath
Its my most favorite BL book
I also loved Twice dead king
Need to read the new one
snow tundra
Same
atomic pelican
Its rlly funny how the cron boojs are like, 400% above everything else BL puts out
snow tundra
I'll do necrons eventually
storm jungle
i'm just saying from the context of the passage you posted, its not exactly clea...
I literally posted what the author said
he literally says that was what was intended lmao
but eh
novel fulcrum
the passage posted is the evidence given and the evidence given was unsatisfacto...
the evidence was not unsatisfactory, the conversation literally went like
"Matriarch So-and-So was paranoid, it worked out though."
"I thought So-and-So was your Patriarch?"
"Not anymore."
scenic bolt
modern day necrons seem to get into hijinx more than the other races
scenic bolt
in terms of personality I think theyre the most skaven like, minus the comically self-sabotaging being the end result always
snow tundra
Sadly they can't keep themselves occupied with sex, F's in the chat
novel fulcrum
i dunno, i think it's hard to compare them in that way since they always seem to be intentionally limiting themselves so they aren't too op pls nerf
like deathmarks and the celestial orrery
crisp heath
Nah they gotta find things to obsess over or else they go insane
Well some
Most
Not all tho
vast frigate
The infinite life is dangerous to any mortal mind
snow tundra
Trazyn takes it to an extreme
past glade
the evidence was not unsatisfactory, the conversation literally went like
"Matri...
after zooming in, i indeed see the same name twice, you are correct
snow tundra
Big respect
novel fulcrum
ye, s'all good
past glade
a clearer image would have been nice, then again it was my own laziness that led to the misunderstanding
snow tundra
I mean
crisp heath
Read the books! They are pretty amazing
crisp heath
Crowley is one of the best authors BL has
snow tundra
*read infinite and the divine please holy shit*
Is it on audible?
crisp heath
I put him up there with Wraight and Rath
crisp heath
Is it on audible?
IT IS
crisp heath
Its how I read it
novel fulcrum
pov: you are an authentic 30th millenium night lords marine with historically accurate armor configuration
https://c.tenor.com/XEPN47AfcUkAAAAd/vibe-check-inscryption.gif
vast frigate
POV:
Nightlord wants to reward you for actual good behaviour but they dont know how
novel fulcrum
they give you the good ol' gentle throat squeeze of affection
snow tundra
Bruh
novel fulcrum
and hallucinagens
snow tundra
Rewards you with a VR ahem experience
If you can't do it in realspace, do it in the virtual space
quick zealot
Is infinite and the divine still in publication?
The nearest bookstore is an hour away and I want to know before go out to buy it
vast frigate
call them
snow tundra
On their cell phone
clever kiln
I guess I will
Sup you dip
storm jungle
@fluid bone
Okay so basically beforehand when Custodes had lore, them recruiting people was kind of fuzzy
now with the fact that they are an army we get a semi-indepth explanation of their recruitment method
basically theres a giant gate on one of the sectors of the Imperial Palace where terran nobles offer their infants up
its seen as a great honor
odd sparrow
I refuse to acknowledge it in my hc
it completely borks the entire appeal of bananabois
snow tundra
I mean it makes sense to me
storm jungle
if the custodes then survive through their recruitment they get worked on by really special geneticists and get "gene-alchemy"d
their entire creation process is never fully explained and left in the shade
but thats how they make new bananaboys
odd sparrow
Well like, what exactly seperates custodes from just being bigger marines if not the emperors og companions vibes
that's their appeal, that's their whole gimmick
fluid bone
but thats how they make new bananaboys
thats... it kinda ruins the magic of the 10 thousands....
storm jungle
Lmao yeah
odd sparrow
yee, it's weird fluff
storm jungle
but they gotta somehow explain how they dont run out of numbers i guess
vernal belfry
Do they get some kind of genetic memory perhaps ?
odd sparrow
just to justify like. custodes actually doing stuff in fluff now. so gotta be able to not just die out
storm jungle
Genetic memory?
barren tapir
We should also remember that the first custodes were also sons of terran nobles that were defeated by big E
snow tundra
well they have to replenish their numbers some how
and there are Custodes that retire
they get old too
odd sparrow
still dumb
snow tundra
I literally cant see how
vernal belfry
Genetic memory?
That wouldn't be the weirdest stuff in the setup. But basically transfering some memories of past custodes unto the new one
fluid bone
weren't custodes in the beginning basically age like immortal?
storm jungle
That wouldn't be the weirdest stuff in the setup. But basically transfering some...
Oh no that isnt a thing
barren tapir
Ratty, if they cannot get recruits how managed big E to get enough to reach 10k numbers?
storm jungle
weren't custodes in the beginning basically age like immortal?
Also yeah they are functionally immortal
you need that when you stand guard for so long
snow tundra
if the custodes were only 10,000 and never got any new people the only ones that would be alive are the 300 that protect the emperor
fluid bone
if the custodes were only 10,000 and never got any new people the only ones that...
you mean the emperors companions?
odd sparrow
Ratty, if they cannot get recruits how managed big E to get enough to reach 10k ...
cus they were handcrafted by big e?? they're meant to be a relic of a future that's now unattainable
storm jungle
Yeeee the 300 are the companions
vernal belfry
Oh no that isnt a thing
Too bad because that would've made a bit of sense to keep them as "trusted emperors companions" and not "uber elites, but in gold"
storm jungle
Yeah i agree but alas
odd sparrow
they're completely flavourless as just terra spess mehreens
snow tundra
I don't really agree personally
odd sparrow
execute the catboy
barren tapir
cus they were handcrafted by big e?? they're meant to be a relic of a future tha...
Ah, so it is not "they cannot get recruits!" and more "big E was the one that was making them, and now that he is stuck to his chair he cannot make more"
odd sparrow
yee that's the interpretation I prefer
like mini primarch vibes
It doesn't meld well with having them actually going about in the galaxy doing stuff so i understand the change in direction, tbc
I just don't rly like it
barren tapir
Well, tbf big E never was the only person that had an hand into their creation tbf... He always had a corp of geneticists that helped him
fluid bone
sooo... they basically changed the original idea of custodes to the new ones. That only Emps could make them from his own genes to a big secret thing no onke knows anything about but can be made again... wtf
barren tapir
But i agree on the fact that pretty much everything has devolved in 10K years but not their creation process
vernal belfry
Which brings me to another question. Questions actually.
1 - Why wouldn't loyalist legion want to add this to their geneseeds to further enhance their troops.
2 - Are the banana boys gonna get the "primaris" treatment ?
barren tapir
sooo... they basically changed the original idea of custodes to the new ones. Th...
No, only first custodes were being made by big E, once he got enough, both of them and of geneticists he left their creation to others
barren tapir
Which brings me to another question. Questions actually.
1 - Why wouldn't loyali...
Custodes don't have geneseed nor more organs afaik
They are just humans that have been improved ten thousadfold
vernal belfry
Still, I would assume space marines legions would still want that ?
barren tapir
Not really, since it would take more time to replenish their losses
And it doesn't give them the sense of brotherhood they like so much
ebon plinth
aren't custodes the most trusted emp advisors ? they're a bit more than juste "terran spess mehreens"
storm jungle
Custodes are hand crafted
barren tapir
SM are made to be tools, biological weapons if you prefer, custodes are made to be the best an human can be in theory
storm jungle
^
barren tapir
aren't custodes the most trusted emp advisors ? they're a bit more than juste "t...
That is because they are not space marine at all, but people like to call them that way, but it is simply wrong
ebon plinth
custodes be like : https://youtu.be/OXRi28W-ENY?t=46
barren tapir
SM are just so prevalent in lore than everyone use them as comparison
Custodes are more close to guards than to SM tbf
barren tapir
🤣
storm jungle
GOTTEM
barren tapir
Ok, that was nice
ebon plinth
custodes are basically terran palace janitors, change my mind
barren tapir
Well, they are the ones that tend to clean up the palace when bad stuff happen tbf, like with the 4AE GSC cult
final spruce
This janitor just happens to be geneboosted
storm jungle
🙏
snow tundra
the janitors also are adept killing machines
vernal belfry
Reminds me of a Nanowar song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4EZtdp63YE
snow tundra
when your school's janitor just absolutely fucks up the school shooters
barren tapir
Well, they used them to clean up all the things that magnus didn't did wrong so yup, that also checks out
smoky mauve
Respect your cleaning and maintenance staff
novel fulcrum
Spess Mahreens are just shortcuts to that human ideal
quick zealot
The Emperor didn't want space marines to be a sort of superior breed of humanity
Which is why they cannot produce space marines sexually
Although if they have a male offspring, there is a great chance that offspring would be compatible with the implants
clever kiln
Which is why they cannot produce space marines sexually
There is a way