#40k-lore-chat

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rose thorn
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yeah the flame hawks have lore

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but hte flame falcons have a cool gimmick

plush mason
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dude the fact the warp fucks with time makes the way the imperium gathers it forces for a war so stupid to me

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like imagine the fleet gets there. 3 months before the invasion even started

errant mauve
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It's either that or not getting there

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The Warp is the 'umies' best form of FTL

vapid tiger
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obscure, interesting lore snippet about the hrud or something from a sourcebook: no attention

WOULD ROGAL DORN PREFER SNICKERS OR MILKY WAY??: 2k upvotes, some $100 r*ddit award

plush mason
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or they get there 300 years later

storm jungle
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YEP

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like fuck off

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I dont give a shit about primarchs lul

vapid tiger
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Literally just big space marines

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Space marine phoenix lords

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Except less interesting in concept

storm jungle
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I like Primarchs a lot but like

vapid tiger
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but given a million fucking contradictory stories

storm jungle
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the fandom legit makes me hate that they exist sometimes

rose thorn
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i liek them in theory

vapid tiger
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therefore DAE PRIMARCHS???

rose thorn
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i hate them on table top

errant mauve
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Named characters are interesting but only if you shut the fuck up about them for more than 2 seconds.

rose thorn
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exactly

vapid tiger
plush mason
vapid tiger
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Not the interesting, bizarre mishmash of science fiction and fantasy settings cooked up by rick priestley and friends in the late 80's

errant mauve
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Actually

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I'm gonna go sicko mode

atomic pelican
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lov primarchs on tabletop but only when they can get btfo'd turn 2 by jackal bombs

errant mauve
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Imperium named characters are just the boring ones

atomic pelican
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tru

plush mason
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lol

errant mauve
storm jungle
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Its the same shit whenever I see questions about the Emperor

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Hes just a dumbass and a lazily written character

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nOOOO WRITERS TOTALLY THOUGHT OUT WHY HE LEFT ANGRON'S FRIENDS TO DIE

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no they didnt

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its just bad writing KEK

plush mason
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did his origin story ever get finished/settled on?

storm jungle
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Not at the moment, we only got the Hittite village upbringing

rose thorn
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i like 'named characters' like characters that dont really exist, but having them on table top excel the campaign story

storm jungle
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but consider this

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they make money

rose thorn
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lesser successor chapter primarch

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i mean

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chapter master

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not priamrch

storm jungle
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LMAO

rose thorn
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the only lesser primarch is ferrus

storm jungle
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Ferrus just doesnt exist

rose thorn
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the only cool thing about him is that he was a good character for 5 mintues when hanging with fulgrim

errant mauve
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Characters need actual loss or development to be interesting

plush mason
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what about the 2 lost ones?

errant mauve
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Imperium characters tick none of those

rose thorn
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and that he could have been the primarch of the legion of the damned which wasnt true

vapid tiger
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GW be like

plush mason
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money

vapid tiger
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"Really big space marines"

vapid tiger
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Fanbase: TAKE MY MONEY

plush mason
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lol

storm jungle
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Fulgrim and Ferrus' friendship is so fun

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otherwise like

rose thorn
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i know right

storm jungle
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ferrus can you just die

rose thorn
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its so good

plush mason
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he did 😛

rose thorn
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they were like 'you won; when they had the blacksmith duel

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and were buddy buddy

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they both strive for perfection in their own special ways

final spruce
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But yeah it does indeed play

vapid tiger
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Love how some lore communities

Such as r/40klore because reddit

Instead of their biggest lore issue that gets voiced being like "damn shit's inconsistent" or "damn 40k suffers from the worst scifi tropes in some writing despite the fact it's a science fantasy setting"

Or "damn gw sure should stop focusing on space marines so much maybe we should acknowledge that it's a bad thing rather than use 'posterboys' as an excuse"

It's fucking

final spruce
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Characters not being one single gimmick also works

atomic pelican
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lmao so

vapid tiger
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"WHY AREN'T PRIMARCHS COMING BACK QUICKLY ENOUGH"

atomic pelican
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I'm reading ST's background rn @storm jungle

crisp heath
atomic pelican
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Terra barely has a garrison on it

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because of tradition

vapid tiger
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"IT'S BEEN FUCKING 4 YEARS SINCE MORTARION GOT A 40K MODEL PLEASE GIVE ME FUCKING ROGAL DORN OR SOME SHIT"

plush mason
atomic pelican
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Fists + Guard maintain very small presences on the planet itself

vapid tiger
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Fuck those people.

crisp heath
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Thanks for inviting me ;p @plush mason

vapid tiger
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I hope rogal dorn is a fucking skeleton somewhere

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I hope he's fucking dead and that gw puts it in a codex or supplement

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Just out of spite

crisp heath
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^

vapid tiger
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I mean he was a whole skeleton on the phalanx for like 3 editions up until 7th

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Then it was just his hand because gw wants to make bank from making 40k into hh 2: electric boogaloo

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primarch soap opera setting

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god

errant mauve
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Skeleton encased in amber on the Phalanx

atomic pelican
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"Humanity's throne world does not house the same kind of defensive garrisons boasted by many more far-flung planets. The Sol System, is, of course, massively garrisoned and fortified against threats from without. Yet to even voice aloud the suggestion that corruption could lurk within the shadow of the Emperor's throne is considered heresy by many. Coupled with hide-bound tradition, and a fear of betrayal whose source is lost beneath the dust of millenia, this notion has long made complex the raising or stationing of Astra Militarum soldiery upon Terran soil. Even the Imperial Fist Space marines chapter, who have single honor of recruiting from the throneworld, restrict their presence largely to the phalanx"

@storm jungle

vapid tiger
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I said that later

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The only primarchs that should be returning are daemon primarchs

errant mauve
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Also

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the r/40klore zinger

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"Actually Daemon Primarchs losing to solo Space Marines make sense because [mental gymnastics]"

vapid tiger
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Oh god

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That too

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"Dante would totally beat mortarion in a fight because uh...uhhhhh...uhhhh he has an inferno pistol!"

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"And he's older than any primarch was during the gc!"

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"So he'd just somersault over the daemon primarch and 1 hit him!"

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"Go imperium, HFY!"

plush mason
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lol

rose thorn
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also question, what the fuck do chapters do when their chapter master dies

vapid tiger
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Reddit b like

errant mauve
# vapid tiger Oh god

Warhammer Fans: "ugh! why is chaos so unintimidating!!! Lol harmless!!!"
Also Warhammer fans: "It made perfect sense that Logan Grimnar beat Mortarion in a fight."

rose thorn
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is it possibel they could just be shit out of luck

vapid tiger
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"My essay on why space marines should beat everything, and how them beating everything in gw's official fluff is actually good"

vapid tiger
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They're like "chaos and xenos should be bigger threats! They feel like cartoon villains!"

Same people witnessing space marines beating and/or surviving everything in a weird attempt to sell more models using bad writing: silence, followed by intense conversation about how awesome it was when dante killed the swarmlord

rotund siren
rose thorn
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THAT IS

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RETARDED

vapid tiger
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My favorite whf youtuber flat out acknowledged the issue

"40k's lore is boring, it's just humans despite there being a bunch of races that just...don't get talked about outside of the context of space marines fighting them. It's worse than warhammer fantasy where the humans were still the main focus"

errant mauve
atomic pelican
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damocles gulf moment

vapid tiger
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Then said "chaos is op in the lore"

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Like ????

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I fucking wish?

errant mauve
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Chaos "wins"

vapid tiger
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Like

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Missing the point

errant mauve
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its just that the imperium suffers absolutely no consequiences from the Win

vapid tiger
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Like nowhere near the point

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Like the entire schtick behind the Imperium is that it's horrible and failing and collapsing

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It is WRITTEN TO LOSE

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Or at least not win

errant mauve
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The current way Chaos victories are written

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the Imperium wins more through a chaos victory than chaos does

rose thorn
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I Know orks to have that problem tbh

atomic pelican
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Cawl is going to pinch the maledictum closed with these handy gloves that let you close chaos rifts that he just found the STC for under his nose!

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It's good Writing™️

rose thorn
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but now its kidan an even battlefield

errant mauve
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Well

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take the 13th black crusade for examplee

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Chaos "won"

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but were utterly humiliated by Imperial forces

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the Cicatrix Maledictum does not actually impact tyhe imperium at all in terms of the narratvie

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and its already being closed up

rose thorn
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yeah chaos is always being humiliated for no reason tbh

atomic pelican
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@errant mauve who do you think is going to be champion jobber for Eldritch Omens

vapid tiger
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The fact fans just eat it up annoys me

errant mauve
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duh

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The Eldar have actualn stakes

atomic pelican
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Tru

errant mauve
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meaning chaos wuill lose

atomic pelican
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The Eldar have a named autarch

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from saim-hann

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The chaos is just like

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some random warband right?

vapid tiger
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Like

I look at half of the 40k fandom and wonder "do you people actually care about the setting at large or do you just want to see the imperium win in a wargame setting"

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like it's not fucking halo

atomic pelican
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But let’s talk about these incredible miniatures. The Asuryani get nine all-new miniatures comprising Autarch Ghaelyn’s Saim-Hann force, including the Autarch herself.

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Eldar have a named character involved

rose thorn
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the new eldar minis?

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theya re fucking amazing

atomic pelican
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Seems that this may be a elf win

vapid tiger
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it's not a space opera where "okay these guys are good and the aliens are bad and we gotta kill the aliens" it's "yeah all these bastards are horrible and it's fun to watch them kill each other"

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But the new eldar set is really good yeah

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Hopefully it indicates a bigger eldar release coming soon

atomic pelican
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Mayo and I were talkkng about who's gonna end up being the bigger punching bag based on Eldritch Omens

rose thorn
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i really like the new chaos crap too (duh) and the new chosen are cool

atomic pelican
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It's eldar or chaos but now they're vs eachother so

vapid tiger
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Should be chaos

atomic pelican
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Yeah that's what I figure

rose thorn
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i think its a really clsoe fight lore wise

atomic pelican
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Based on the fact that the chaos hasn't got a named character yet

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+It's named Saim Hann

rose thorn
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if it was emperors children were there tho eldar are absolutely fucked

atomic pelican
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Children die just as any other CSM do

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But yeah it's.. I actually dont know what warband this it

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is*

rose thorn
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The one in the box set? it looks like the black legion

atomic pelican
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Yee

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Funnily enough, on tabletop, Eldar actually kill EC better than they would any other CSM from Ancient Doom

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Leadership penalty but that doesn't matter much

errant mauve
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Chaos side will always be black legion

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jobber legion

atomic pelican
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my god I hope they get rid of Craftworld's specific rules and jus tplant them into a stratagem

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Ancient Doom and Biel Tans fucking

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anti-ork sword

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are literally just filler

rose thorn
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let me check

atomic pelican
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genuinely they should just be 'extra' fun stratagems and not considered into the actual base faction

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GSC have similar against Imperial factions

rose thorn
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i think faction specific stratgems are just stupid

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i get why its in ht egame

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but its stupid

atomic pelican
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That's like 80% of 9th atm

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Oh you mean vs a specific faction

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nvm

rose thorn
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crimson fists should have an identity besides

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'fuck orks'

atomic pelican
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like most cwe relics fucking suck but this is especially doodoo

final spruce
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God damn

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That's more garbo than the average SM powersword

atomic pelican
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What's even funnier is

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+1 to strength doing literally nothing against orkz

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Because model eldar models are at s3

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So they still wound on a 5+ lul

vapid tiger
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Wow! You did it! Being equal to space marines using an artifact!

atomic pelican
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This relic pre-dates the tendency to just put +1 to wound on things I imagine

rose thorn
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yeah they dont

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emperors childrne dont have anti eldar

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im thinking of something else

vapid tiger
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An imperium stan would look at that and go "epic, look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power, spess mehreens r so cool!!!"

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especially one who doesn't touch the tt

atomic pelican
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those oddities almost never actually play the game

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they've never experienced their superhuman gods getting ran over by a truck

vapid tiger
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yes but they stink up the online space

errant mauve
rose thorn
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also, would genestealer cultists make good corpses?

atomic pelican
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LMAO

atomic pelican
vapid tiger
errant mauve
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Also I like that eldar have just been permanently impossible to balance fluff and crunch after the removal of initiative

rose thorn
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i know trynids are good corpses and space marines

errant mauve
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8th edition moment

cerulean wagon
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imagine not stacking so many conscripts the SM die under the weight of the bayonets

vapid tiger
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I mean

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If gw had brains they'd just give eldar an Always Strikes First rule

errant mauve
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then you get

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arguing between strike first tules

vapid tiger
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Oh

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True

atomic pelican
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Banshees are getting it too

vapid tiger
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Yeah good

atomic pelican
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Also maybe it's just me but

errant mauve
atomic pelican
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I almost never see normal first strikes actually come into play

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since charges

final spruce
atomic pelican
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I've seen incubi do it because their fight-first is better tormentors

errant mauve
final spruce
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I mean even when it existed

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Just because of the existence of defensive grenades initiative was useless

errant mauve
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How many people get get grenades that reduce initiative though?

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Plus there was a points penalty to it

final spruce
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Yeah the penalty was "reduced to 1 initative"

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All SM tactical squads irc

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I used to play eldar against SM back in 4th and 5th

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They had both blinding and frag

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So if they charged they reduced your initiative and if you charged them, they also reduced it

errant mauve
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thats not what frag did in 5th

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Frag in 5th were assault grenades

final spruce
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And in 4th ?

errant mauve
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Didn't play in 4th shrugweird

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I do have the rulebook though

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Ok

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read the 4th codex

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So for 4th, its similar to 5th

final spruce
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Don't have anymore sadly

errant mauve
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So

final spruce
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I do remember some rules like 4th edition IG vets counting as having defensive grenades thanks to trap

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D-cannons etc

errant mauve
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4th: models with frag strike at initiative 10 (same time as defenders) when charging a unit in cover
5th: models with frag strike at unmodified initiative when charging a unit in cover

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Man that SM player scammed you 🫂

final spruce
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Heh we were teens back then I'm not surprised

errant mauve
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I feel for your eldar

rose thorn
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fuck it instead of trying to figure out what hte fuck is the difference betweena ll the 'fire' chapters im gonna make my own

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which blackjack

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and city burnings

vapid tiger
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Reddit momento

errant mauve
storm jungle
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LMAO

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owned™️

plush mason
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lol

vapid tiger
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very reasonable response to a thread about wanting less primarchs in lore discussion

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reddit

errant mauve
vapid tiger
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who would've thought that someone with "adeptus astartes" under his name would take offense to that kind of thing

atomic pelican
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astartes tag

vapid tiger
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Sure let me find it again

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OH

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You want the comment

errant mauve
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bless

vapid tiger
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You could literally retcon primarchs out of existence and the setting would still be 40k.

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Nothing of value would be lost

rose thorn
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How many civilian deaths would a space marine chapter cause before they start getting in trouble?

storm jungle
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Depends on how much the writers care

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Some get away scot free while others get really judged for it

rose thorn
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Lmao

storm jungle
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I really want to give a proper answer but its literally that lul

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Flesh Tearers kill a few civillians, everyone goes nuts

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Marines Malevolent bomb entire population centers, nobody cares

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minus the Sallies but they were literally right there

odd sparrow
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yee p much. If you're writing smthn I'd say like, basically whenever civilian deaths starts being disruptive for imperial infastructure/interests

potent swift
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I guess "pragmatism" has something to do with it. The MMs were at least killing Orks while they killed civilians which is still a plus in Imperium Math

odd sparrow
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so marines can murk however many random civvies they want, but if they start messing up imperial manufacturing by murking all the workers it becomes a concern

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that vibe prolly makes the most sense

potent swift
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At the end of the day, anything that could disrupt taxes is a big no-no

odd sparrow
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just like 50 novels of terrible family drama would be deleted from existence

upbeat arch
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Primarchs rock

storm jungle
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they really dont but ok

peak hamlet
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I like muh primarchs

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Konrad at least

upbeat arch
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My ni-

dim totem
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fight fight fight

upbeat arch
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Wed win

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We got primarchs

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😂

dim totem
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who’s we i have nothing to gain from this

storm jungle
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If some random dude can stab vulkan with a knife and kill him i dont think so

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🤣

peak hamlet
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They sure are overrated but dont take my buddy konrad away

dim totem
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is that what happens to vulkan?

storm jungle
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Well he dies like 10 fucking times

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but thats one of his deaths

peak hamlet
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Isnt vulkan like immortal?

dim totem
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who did it

storm jungle
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Ye

upbeat arch
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Grammaticus

storm jungle
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John Grammaticus

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another pointless fucking character

dim totem
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he sounds like he was in the man for all seasons

peak hamlet
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Bruh whats that name lmao

dim totem
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or whats that movie called

upbeat arch
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He got like a megaknife. Something about solidified emperor’s electricity

dim totem
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cool name tho

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what

upbeat arch
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Legion best book sorry

cerulean wagon
upbeat arch
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Best HH book barely has any spacemarines lel

dim totem
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its spelled professor

peak hamlet
dim totem
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call me john spellingus

storm jungle
# dim totem he sounds like he was in the man for all seasons

Johnny English - Intro (HD)

One eye on the shadows protecting his fellows
From sun up to the moon on his back
Sent the villains to Hades
A hit with the ladies
A stallion in the sack

You can`t get your life back
When right follows left Jack
The more you see the less you know

When other`s would leak it
His service is secre...

▶ Play video
cerulean wagon
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HH books suck

dim totem
cerulean wagon
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johnny english is great

dim totem
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it was surprisingly good yeah but

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john malkovich was horrible in it

storm jungle
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LMAO

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god that movie was fun

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also the only comedy spy movie to have its sequel be better than most fucking Bond films

dim totem
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i liked the ending, reminded me a lot of the blackadder imetravel movie

storm jungle
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Yeee its a good movie but the sequel is a lot better imo

cerulean wagon
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thats cause atkins is from blackadder

storm jungle
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Yep!

dim totem
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well yeah but its the same ending

cerulean wagon
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hes a comedy writer, an actual national treasure

dim totem
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atkinson becoming king of the uk for a short while

dim totem
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whatever happened to that sacha baron cohen spy flick?

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was it even good? im assuming it wasnt

cerulean wagon
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it wasnt if its the one im thinkin of

odd sparrow
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atkinson has hole rights but only insofar as he's in the season 2 blackadder getup

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including the beard

cerulean wagon
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wtf ratty

odd sparrow
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did i stutter

cerulean wagon
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just been flashbanged with words, i didnt need this as im gettin outta bed

peak hamlet
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I..

cerulean wagon
dim totem
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does hole rigths mean what i think it means

storm jungle
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yall got owned

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🕳️

dim totem
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peak man according to ratty

atomic pelican
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i will banish ye

dim totem
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offer up yer holes

peak hamlet
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😳

odd sparrow
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i use hole rights as a way of saying this thing is good

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cus it perturbs people

odd sparrow
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the other blackadder incarnations dont have the beard, it's not the same

dim totem
odd sparrow
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,, we dont talk about Blackadder I

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it was early days ok

dim totem
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i liked blackadder 1

peak hamlet
dim totem
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it was low budget funny

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the best funny

odd sparrow
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idk it's just not the same character. I like the other three cus of how well atkinsons witty long suffering vibes play off everyone else being goofy idiots

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with him being a goofy idiot too it doesn't work the same

dim totem
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yeah the first one is just not cunning

cerulean wagon
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black adder and monty python are like

dim totem
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i would have liked s1 more if it had more uh

cerulean wagon
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peak comedy

dim totem
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i dunno

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it lacked like a captain flashheart

odd sparrow
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blackadder is the watch rowan atkinson suffer show and this is as it should be

cerulean wagon
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the ww1 season was depressing af

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glad they managed to do a good comedy and still pay respects

odd sparrow
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yee that hit a v good balance. Mainly cus of the ending

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it doesn't feel like. penitent. cus of the subject matter, but it also doesn't turn ww1 into a meme

cerulean wagon
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yeah

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its like, heres black adder

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and then the ending is just like, "we are aware enough"

odd sparrow
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nods

rose thorn
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Hey what are some god reasons for a space marine chapters to hate primaris marines

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My Chapter is gonan follow the imperial cult and are only gonna be first borns

barren tapir
barren tapir
rose thorn
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I’m thinking that they believe primaris stray from the god emperors visions

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And that they don’t share the defects the rest of the chapter does

final spruce
barren tapir
cerulean wagon
barren tapir
cerulean wagon
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infact the custodes do, since the custodes killee a bunch of primaris

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the custodes are there because they dont trust the primaris to not rebel, and have wiped out entire groups under suspicion

barren tapir
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Custodes dislike astartes, so anything that they can use to kill some is good for them

rose thorn
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My chapter is gonna specialize in mainly purging cities, like if a genestealer cult uprising is happening they would prefer that battlefield

barren tapir
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A chapter doesn't comply even when an emissary of the emperor tell them to do so? Heretic!!

cerulean wagon
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custards dont like anything and are useless. love the fact the new lore shows them fucking up an entire anti GSC operation nd dying

rose thorn
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They also fucking love fure

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Fire

barren tapir
rose thorn
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And believe the fire they produce is truly fueled by the god emperors fury

cerulean wagon
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custards honestly just have dreadful lore, almost as bad as cawls

barren tapir
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Also custards don't love when one of theirs die because astartes

rose thorn
cerulean wagon
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cawl is just, deus ex mechanicus

all new issues in the setting are solved by cawl pulling shit from his ass

barren tapir
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I like cawl, but GW used him in an awful way...
Ah, yes, volkite weapons are extremely rare and few know how to make them... Lest equip all primaris with neo volkite pistols luls

final spruce
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Deus Cawl Mechanicus

final spruce
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Let's not forget him terraforming tyranid-eaten planets

rose thorn
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At least. Fabius is just a better cawl now

rose thorn
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Wait that makes sense a little bit

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I think

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But that seems like it takes more resources than it’s worth

barren tapir
# final spruce Same logic with anti-grav

At least that they had the land speeder that could retro engineer or some anti grav bike still used by dark angels, for volkite only the highest techpriest of mechanicum could produce them, and we all know that the mechanicum don't like to share things

final spruce
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Not really since Tyranids are supposed to turn the entire planet into a barren rock

cerulean wagon
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it made some sense frank, but then they made it nids dont actually eat worlds

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they just wkim the surface so worldscan recover

barren tapir
final spruce
rose thorn
final spruce
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Yeah now nids are just surface feeders

final spruce
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Aka even today we find life on Mars

barren tapir
final spruce
#

Such as in the water etc

cerulean wagon
#

also his answer to kick starting life is just

#

"make gas"

rose thorn
#

Wel it’s not like the terraforming takes like only a few days right!

#

It would need to take years

#

Decades

#

Right?

final spruce
#

He said something like 300 years but its 40k so time doesn't mean anything

cerulean wagon
#

thats the only bit they got right, he says it'll take a long time

final spruce
#

But yeah its another way to make the imperium pyrhic victories mean nothing

#

Since now they can heal Baal and the surrounding planets

rose thorn
#

Can’t wait to find out the terraformed just slaps nurgle plants onto the planet or soemrhing

cerulean wagon
#

but ye seeing as most people in lore live for centuries

#

that means they'll see the terraforming within their lifetime

rose thorn
#

Damn it

cerulean wagon
#

the major threat of the nids leaving barren, unliveable rock? gone

rose thorn
#

Whats a good name for my space marine chapter, i only have 2 ideas written down

#

city burners and the cleansing flames

vapid tiger
storm jungle
#

❤️

vapid tiger
#

Why are the writers missing the point

final spruce
#

Simple

#

It's Gav Thorpe

vapid tiger
#

OH

#

Okay that explains it

cerulean wagon
#

i think id hate it less if it was like

#

further down the line after research

#

have some stories based in consumed systems

#

but no, just fixed

vapid tiger
#

erases the threat of tyranids and also further undoes the thematic cornerstone of the imperium that is stagnation

#

in one of the worst ways possible

final spruce
#

Not so much stagnation anymore since now Dark Age level of tech such as Antigrav, Hellblasters and Volkite are common

vapid tiger
#

i refuse to acknowledge that beyond space marines having that shit now

final spruce
#

Oh no I meant that All Primaris have that shit

#

And seeing how Primaris are literally chained produced by Cawl

vapid tiger
#

Like imo that shit's fine, they had antigrav and shitloads of plasma and whatnot back in 1st ed so whatever

Attributing it to one guy for the sake of selling space marines? Well that's annoying but fine

When they've remembered how to terraform planets? That's when it gets ridiculous

final spruce
cerulean wagon
#

whos ready for the IG update with the new tank that was leaked

#

IG hover tech lets goooooo

final spruce
#

Skelly

#

We both know guards's new tank will probably be shite and boxy on threads

vapid tiger
cerulean wagon
#

itll be a tank we already have but plastic

#

bet

vapid tiger
#

Not really homebrew when the book itself was like "yes marines have lots of grav tanks and whatnot"

#

"We're just not gonna list the patterns because WE DO NOT PRODUCE VEHICLES YET"

final spruce
#

Yeah a 20+ y old book that was replaced with Antigrav is super rare

cerulean wagon
#

this was 1st tho? which was rogue trader edition right?

final spruce
#

And then replaced with Cawl rediscovered antigrav stc

vapid tiger
#

"Instead, here's a guide on how to make a land raider in your own home using other kits and household items"

cerulean wagon
#

ye 1st is entirely none cannon for lore

#

wince everyone including eldar used bolters

final spruce
#

Banshees using laspistols

vapid tiger
#

It's annoying that there's so much antigrav shit now don't get me wrong, I prefer tracked vehicles since there's something very thematic about seeing a power armored soldier ride around in a ww1 tank, but grav vehicles by themselves do not undo the technological stagnation as a theme

The implementation of them with cawl kind of does, he didn't even rediscover them he just flat out reinvented them

#

But shit like terraforming planets? Too far

final spruce
#

Nah Terraforming is fine

#

Terraforming a planet consumed by nids ? No

vapid tiger
#

Unless you used an excuse like "okay so this ONE PLANET can be terraformed using this daot artifact that immediately breaks after we use it because we don't know how to fix it or how it even works outside of how to activate it"

vapid tiger
#

Though mass terraforming on the part of the imperium would be weird regardless

#

Like it seems more likely and fitting for the orks to figure out how to do that than the Imperium

final spruce
#

Mass terraforming seems too much yeah, but I see nothing wrong with sometimes the Mechanicus terrraforming important planets for example

vapid tiger
#

Maybe

#

As long as it's still portrayed as the 40k equivalent of chimpanzees trying to work out how to use a nuclear reactor

#

look at these barbarians.

#

these are the greatest minds the imperium has to offer

atomic pelican
#

I cant quite remember

cerulean wagon
#

between russ n baneblade iirc

#

so malc territory but not forged world

final spruce
#

Funnily enough

#

Currently on the tabletop leman russ have better armour than baneblades ever since they weznt 2+

cerulean wagon
#

ye arent baneblades just kinda bad atm

final spruce
#

Always have been since 8th

cerulean wagon
#

fuck 8th

final spruce
#

With the new terrain they don't even fit anymore

cerulean wagon
plush mason
#

baneblades in the lore: one of the mightiest weapons of the guard
baneblades on tt: useless trash

cerulean wagon
#

iirc theres only 2 variants worth using, and both are not worth the point cost unlees you qre fielding it to counter something

final spruce
#

Well "worth"

#

Its a big word

rose thorn
#

i dont know how to feel about this first colorscheme

vapid tiger
#

hm

#

Looks

#

Fine

#

I think it's fine

#

I like the asymmetrical colors

#

The pink

#

As opposed to red

#

Can you paint it tho

rose thorn
#

ahhh

#

um

#

idk lmao

#

i have the pink

#

i dont own the orange

#

or red

#

or green

cerulean wagon
#

imo its too much with regards to picking out specific sections for alternate colours, I'd say change the colour of the skull (either a darker red or grey/silver or bone) and maybe unify the colours on top of the helmet?

#

atm feels kinda like a harlequin scheme around the head area (grey face mask, mix of orange red and purple/pink with no specific purpose)

#

thats just me tho

rose thorn
#

ahh

#

i tried to drift away form the usual fire look

#

but i might have gone overboard

#

changed the skull

cerulean wagon
#

na thats fair, and its just my opinion on it. I tend to do pretty drab schemes so prob not the best person for bright colour theory

#

to me that looks better because the previous red was jarring against the collar imo

rose thorn
#

ahh yeah i see

#

i think im gona change the area between the legs and chest

#

the crouch and the stomach colors are meh

cerulean wagon
#

i think if you have the codpiece match that area in colour it might look fine?

#

that way it looks like a unified section that goes under the belt

rose thorn
#

maybe make the heltmet one color

#

but leave hte top purple

marsh grail
rose thorn
#

i also swapped around the back pack colors

cerulean wagon
#

maybe have the helmet colour split and have that top bit also split? (does it let you do that?)

rose thorn
#

yeah

rose thorn
#

accidentally closed the page lmao

rose thorn
rose thorn
#

🤨

upbeat arch
#

good band

rose thorn
#

What a good and trust worthy contact!

dim totem
rose thorn
#

Nothing possibly could go wrong

atomic pelican
#

I only take contracts to free purestrains

#

Let the children free

rose thorn
#

Lmao gonna end up as an honorary genestealer cultists

#

Try to do as many genestealer cultists contracts as possible

dim totem
upbeat arch
#

i hate these pictures

rose thorn
upbeat arch
#

THE TEETH ARE TOO TEETH

#

and how TF is erebus holding that bookstaff

errant mauve
#

The weak man fears teeth nemiel

vast frigate
#

colors opposite in the spectrum or leaning against eachother often work the best

#

if youre looking for standout colors, mute one of them and make the other a tad brighter, this takes away the sharpness of a scheme

#

i hope it helps in deciding what you want

vast frigate
#

Np

#

maybe give the orange the same wash as the red when you go and test a model

#

itll tie it together more while keeping the yellow more standout

rose thorn
#

Okay!

rose thorn
tender igloo
#

but i think i still may want to hold out for world eaters tbh

rose thorn
#

Yeah I love this box set but it’s not worth it for me for the chosen

vast frigate
rose thorn
#

Mainly because you just use 30k emperors children for chosen

vast frigate
#

also

#

look at where you want to go

#

dont guide the brush with your eyes, look at your target

#

its a small trick to learn straight lines easier

#

another fun fact is that you can remove paint with a moist thumb

rose thorn
#

Oh nice

vast frigate
#

if you fuck up the line, wet your thumb or give the model a quick lick

#

👁️

#

just a gentle wipe should do it

rose thorn
#

I’m just gonna paint fire onto the model so I don’t need straight lines just smooth ones

vast frigate
#

yeah

#

using the hairs of your brush as an indicator is helpful

#

aka if you pull the brush up to that pointy tip, use the flow of the brush to finish the point of that flame

#

dont try making it yourself that forcefully

rose thorn
#

Okay!

gaunt vector
tender igloo
#

probably february at the earliest i would guess

gaunt vector
#

ok

vapid tiger
#

For someone who supposedly loves "everything" in 40k lorewise wolf lord rho's channel sure does seem space marine focused

Never watched him tho but given the videos listed I imagine he might be one of those guys who miss the point

#

Hope he's not

#

Yeah it's literally just space marine lore wtf

cerulean wagon
#

loretuber moment

vapid tiger
#

this is why i recommend new fans just read up and avoid loretubers

#

Yeah fuck this guy he peddles dumbass shit like the "emperor planned everything guys!" fan theories

#

i hope gw writers don't look at that shit for inspiration

plush mason
#

so i wonder how conrad would handle the fact his sons are now all criminals

vapid tiger
#

I mean we know how because he realized his sons were all criminals

plush mason
#

oh i didnt know that

vapid tiger
#

And let the assassin kill him

#

or maybe he didn't but he seemed depressed regardless during the scouring

#

I mean

#

That was why he hated his legion during the heresy

plush mason
#

majorkill said he more or less ripped his own head off when the assassin failed to kill him right

vapid tiger
#

Ehhhh?

#

What's his source?

plush mason
#

good question

vapid tiger
#

why are you watching majorkill?

plush mason
#

cuz funny

#

i know his lore is highly inaccurate

vapid tiger
#

very

dusk blade
#

All i want for new years is something from darktide to nibble on, i dont care if its big or small. Screenshots, lore.. something

marsh grail
#

What would happen if a gene stealer infected a space marine or if a gene stealer cultist managed to become a candidate to become a space marine? Is either even possible?

#

Perhaps a better scenario would be how quickly is the first person infected physically changed and could they infect someone who is training to become a space marine?

atomic pelican
#

Marine organs reject the infection and it kills them

marsh grail
#

Ok

atomic pelican
#

This has happened once infact

#

Kills the marine, that is

marsh grail
#

So with the story of space hulk death wing how serious is tyranids getting their hands on gene seed in general?

#

What could a Queen make with it?

plush mason
#

how exactly does one become infected by a genestealer? i hear its weird

atomic pelican
#

Tyrant guard are supposedly from marine genome

atomic pelican
#

Into the victims abdomen

marsh grail
atomic pelican
#

If youve seen a purestrains tongue

#

It has a injector

#

On model

plush mason
#

i havent

marsh grail
marsh grail
atomic pelican
marsh grail
#

That’s a tongue???

atomic pelican
#

Yus

cerulean wagon
#

yes

plush mason
#

so its like what the predalien did to those prego women in AVP2 kinda

marsh grail
#

Pretty much then

plush mason
#

thats so horrible i feel bad for the GSC now

marsh grail
plush mason
#

oh opps

#

mb

storm jungle
#

They got a lot of tongue designs

#

make of that what you will

peak hamlet
#

Ah right

#

Was bout to say, looks more like flesh hooks than a tongue to me

dim totem
storm jungle
#

lmao

#

yeah the original genestealers were literal xenomorph knockoffs

#

RIGHT down to the exploding egg

#

they got their base improvements a bit later on

peak hamlet
#

Ah yes xenomorph 😎

plush mason
#

wtf is that

storm jungle
#

A genestealer patriarch

#

taps text

#

📏

peak hamlet
#

Old genestealer cultists were somethin else lmao

plush mason
#

shit like this is why i ignore the cult lol

storm jungle
#

lmao why

peak hamlet
#

Noooo

storm jungle
#

its silly as hell, its great

plush mason
#

its just weird

peak hamlet
#

I love the old gsc

storm jungle
#

I mean thats 40k in a nutshell

#

THEY HAD LIMOUSINES

peak hamlet
#

And the idea of adding drip gold chains to your alien overlords out of worship is great

#

I like that the new gsc sometimes paint symbols onto their purestrains

ionic blaze
#

Reminds me of that reddit post

peak hamlet
#

Aaaaaaa

#

My eyes

storm jungle
#

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

plush mason
#

yeah the cult just gets weird with its strangely sexual nature and thats why i avoid it. same with slannesh cults

storm jungle
#

I mean it doesnt

#

literally none of that is really explained in-detail

#

because it indeed would gross people out

plush mason
#

fair tho that doesnt stop some members of the fandom from doing so lol

#

like afaik the implantation is some weirdly romantic thing due to mind control or something

#

which imo lessens the horror aspect of the GSC

#

but thats just me

barren tapir
#

Ah ah cult goes frrrrrr for making new cultists

barren tapir
final spruce
#

I mean you're talking like its not an unusual things for people coming from poor countries having lots of children

#

Broodmind influence also helps ofc

plush mason
#

no im talking about the purestrain's parasite

#

the stuff that comes later is ok

#

an event that should be something right out of Aliens 2 is insteed a peacefull and romantic afair

final spruce
#

I mean kidnapping is part of the game

storm jungle
#

Engage the bug babies™️

plush mason
#

lol

peak hamlet
#

Dude in the background is literal pog emote

plush mason
#

lol

#

imo the tyranids should be treated just like the xenomorphs in alien. beings of pure horror and nightmare with nothing redeeming about them. same with the cult

vast frigate
#

What are you talking about

#

Hes got a baby hammock

peak hamlet
#

Tbf nids are a lot more problematic than xenomorphs

vast frigate
#

He cant be that bad

#

Queue the dude eating someones face or something idk

plush mason
#

and the whole point of the cult afaik is to give the nids more diverse character options or something

#

and pure breed nids are already very xenomorph in most ways

gaunt vector
peak hamlet
#

Lmao

vapid tiger
#

i nearly forgot why i stopped interacting with 40k fans as much as i used to

#

nice to have a reminder

atomic pelican
#

Less than 50% lul lul pantsshitted pantsshitted

final spruce
#

Im sorry what

atomic pelican
#

He doesnt see the 500+ shit dimenovels that BL puts out every year

final spruce
#

Less than 50% of the books

#

Time for murder

#

And thats without counting Csm

atomic pelican
#

Does someone have that pic of every book

#

And 90% if them are marines

#

Of

final spruce
#

Even though the Nurgle books are quite good and encourage people to read it

vapid tiger
#

okay does this sound reasonable

peak hamlet
#

I mean if ppl buy space marines gw is gonna do space marines

#

Ez

vapid tiger
#

yeah but does what I'm saying sound unreasonable

#

"It'd be nice if space marines got a bit less attention in favor of other factions"

#

does that sound unreasonable

#

Am I crazy?

cunning wigeon
#

nah i think that makes sense

vapid tiger
#

THIS WAS THE REACTION

#

What fucking bizzaro world have I entered?

barren tapir
#

The world of blind entitled people probably

vapid tiger
#

"You should take a break for NOT LIKING SPACE MARINES ENOUGH"

cunning wigeon
#

what server is it lmao?

vapid tiger
#

Fucking wrath and glory which is the most puzzling thing

#

It's a fucking rpg

storm jungle
#

While ill say that Krug you dislike 40k a bit much sometimes (ironic coming from a girl like me) but theres nothing wrong with finding half of the shit in the setting pretentious imo lul

#

its one of the reasons why I never will hang out in any other 40k discord considering half the stuff we'd talk in here would be pretty taboo

rose thorn
#

I find it super cool when humans worship Xenos and crap

#

Like that one planet that worshipped Eldar

#

rip

#

I know there are planets where necrons are worshiped

plush mason
#

so whats the deal with khorne and the number 8?

rose thorn
#

It’s cool

#

Tahts all I know

#

It’s kinda stupid

#

Also table top balancing

plush mason
#

so he is OCD kinda

rose thorn
#

Oh every chaos god has a blessed number

plush mason
#

oh

rose thorn
#

Slaanesh is 6

plush mason
#

let me guess Tzeenth is 13

rose thorn
#

So alor of stratagems and units are based around 6

#

No he’s 9

plush mason
#

hm

rose thorn
#

I know this because a lot of thousand son spells need 9

#

And emperors children get benefits when they roll a 6

#

Not like ork level shit but like

#

‘Pog more damage’

storm jungle
#

no other reason

rose thorn
#

I believe a lot of Khrone units have a movement of 8?

storm jungle
#

also mostly what Frank said

vapid tiger
#

I just want it to get better

storm jungle
#

Yeee I know

#

dont worry man

#

🫂

vapid tiger
#

WHY IS NURGLE BEING WOUNDED BY THE EMPEROR HOW DID WE GET HERE

#

WHAT DOES THIS ADD

storm jungle
#

ITS THE PLOT OKAY BE QUIET

final spruce
#

He is ? From what I read some of his trees got burnt

plush mason
vapid tiger
#

WHAT IS THE PLOT AND HOW IS IT MEANT TO END???

does the emperor win and suddenly become a goodie?? but gw you put out a message saying he's a baddie I'm confused aaaaa

rose thorn
plush mason
#

lol

storm jungle
#

one of the reasons I hate Black Library lmao

#

too many cooks in the kitchen

#

One moment chaos gods are suppose to be unknowable eldritch horrors the other book they are just acting like dumb toddlers that throw a fit at anything

#

its the same as people saying they compass multiple galaxies when that just makes no sense and makes 40k a lot less meaningless

plush mason
#

lol

#

"to many cooks spoil the pot"

storm jungle
#

Yeah like i get it

#

thats the appeal of most 40k books

#

but some are just so bad

final spruce
#

some

#

You mean most

storm jungle
#

LOOK I was trying to be nice

final spruce
#

I see you trying Dilara and thats servisable

plush mason
#

like how many branches does GW have for its lore writing anyway?

storm jungle
#

I legit got no idea

#

most authors usually ask other High Level™️ ones for help?

#

like if you're a new guy you can ask people like Abnett or Thorpe when they get time

#

some book opening pages actually start with "thanks to these people for the lore edits" etc

plush mason
#

.........

final spruce
#

But that doesnt stop them

storm jungle
#

Yeee

#

like im 100% sure theres a main lore department

plush mason
#

to much freedom is a bad thing

storm jungle
#

YEP.

#

WELL WORDED.

#

like writers are still required to run the book through official sources tho

#

akin to how ADB wanted to add some female custodes but a decision from all the way up top told him no

#

so it really depends

#

some lore errors really easily slip by the radar

#

ala 5-6 space marines killing half of a dark eldar kabal in their home realm lol

final spruce
#

Or the guy that thought custodes were just IG

plush mason
#

or cato's necron baseball bat

storm jungle
#

lol yeah

#

the mid 2000's phase of 40k was A LOT worse with it

#

its improved somewhat but like i said before still way too many cooks in the kitchen

#

that stance is never gonna change to so complaining about it doesnt matter much

plush mason
#

yup

#

but then one should not vent with the expectation of change 😛

storm jungle
plush mason
plush mason
#

yeah being in the GSC has the same ending as being in the guard lol

peak hamlet
#

Heh

copper heart
#

ok little goblins in my computer, lore question

do tyranids have skulls? i thought they were bugs and don't have any bones but the abbadon model says otherwise

#

i think if it was chitin it would preserve like the shape of the eyes but theres just holes there

barren tapir
#

Yes, they have skulls

#

Although those skulls looks like genestealers one, which can be nids, but also the parent race that get infected

#

Also nids aren't exactly bugs, people call them bugs, but they are just a mix of animal/bugs/monsters in general

copper heart
#

Thank you saar

vapid tiger
#

Yeah but they're bugs

copper heart
#

I thought they were bugs so I was confused, and I don't know if Abby ever went toe to toe with gsc

barren tapir
#

Take in consideration that mine was a super summary, they are more complex than a few phrases

vapid tiger
#

I'm guessing he came in contact with a patriarch onboard a space hulk with a macguffin he wanted and then put its head on his trophy rack

copper heart
#

Abby the preserver

barren tapir
#

Preserver?

#

Well, chaos for sure met the nids... An entire crusade of khorne guys went in the war between orks and nids just to kill everything they saw

dim totem
#

do bugs leave tiny skeletons when they die?

#

like their exoskeletons

#

bug nerds help me out

plush mason
#

they do

#

its just chitin bio degrades faster than bone

dim totem
#

then how come ive never seen say an ant skeleton

#

so the exoskeleton is chitin which is just bines that are more biodegradable

plush mason
#

also ants eat their dead if they are carnivorse

dim totem
#

the chitin too?

plush mason
#

yup

dim totem
#

aha

#

thanks

marsh grail
plush mason
#

more or less

dim totem
storm jungle
marsh grail
#

Pee is stored in the tongue.

storm jungle
#

no

plush mason
crisp heath
#

No bonks allowed

#

Gonna take yall to prude jail

rose thorn
#

what if my custom fire themed space marine chapter was a successor of the iron hands?

#

and they like to slap fire shit onto them selves

#

replace arms with flamers

#

replace completely fucked up and burnt limbs with cybernetics

#

maybe there would be an issue since my chapter is all firstborns

gusty fulcrum
#

both literal and figurative

marsh grail
rose thorn
#

Hey what is a good time for a firstborn space marine chapter to be made

#

Founding

#

That’s the word

barren tapir
#

Whenever the highlords want more biological superweapons around, or one of other chapters, mostly those that are old, petition for the creation of another chapter... Or even the inquisition want to meddle with some geneseed

rose thorn
#

That’s actually, a really good help

errant mauve
plush mason
#

wasnt one one the foundings just for containing the eye of terror?

barren tapir
#

Not containing it, but to patrol its border yes

rose thorn
#

Would it be overkill for my hyper religious fire obsessed first born space marine chapter had a geneseed mutation that let them heat up their body temperature would commonly have instances where their armor literally melts into their skin?

#

And they see it as a good thing

And that’s why they can’t even become primaris even if they want to (they don’t)

vapid tiger
rose thorn
#

I love these old drawings it’s like warhammer themed Rorschach tests

barren tapir
#

Ferrus manus was capable to heat up his hands to use as tools when forging iirc

rose thorn
#

Oh I didn’t know that

#

Yeah I’m planning on making them iron hand successors

#

And they would cut off burnt up or meted limbs with cybernetics

barren tapir
#

Something akin to the bad guys in one of the iron man films if i understood right what you are aiming for the body temperature

rose thorn
#

I’m not sure, but like ferrus’ is exactly what I’m aiming for

vapid tiger
#

It's gruesome tho

#

I think he coupled this piece with the explanation that it's depicting the purge of allied troops after fighting daemons to minimize the spread of corruption

#

"If man lives like vermin, then why not eradicate him when the prudent need arises?"

#

He usually writes these little short pieces alongside his illustrations to provide context and the good thing is that a LOT of them are slice of life

It's not the best writing but the art sells it

rose thorn
#

What’s imperial up with human skulls

#

Like

#

That’s a lot of human skulls

#

I get the metaphor

#

‘Oh death is so common skulls are just being used as decor’

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But ‘yeah I hung up these skulls in the kids room it really lived up the place!’

plush mason
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iirc the tech priest make the skull propes they use out of fallen acolites that died before their full indoctronation

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oh you just mean the decorative ones

odd sparrow
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cus memento mori is a cool aesthetic

potent swift
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If I'm remembering right, the human skull represents the Emperor's sacrifice/internment within the Golden Throne. Combine that with an ultra-religous society and bam, skulls everywhere.

cursive hull
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It could also, and this is me reaching here

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be a "Symbol of humanity laid bare."

Literally a symbol of our shared humanity

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(See: Humanity and the human form is beautiful.)

crisp heath
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I remember reading something about a genocidal csm legion/warband causing big problems to the imperium through genociding planets and retreating is there any lore on that?

storm jungle
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considering all their objectives is to just kill imperials

peak hamlet
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The khorne crusade thingy?

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Where they followed this red comet or something

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Until the legion of the damned fucked them over?

crisp heath
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If it helps they were dedicated to nurgle @storm jungle @peak hamlet

barren tapir
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The purge?

peak hamlet
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No idea then

plush mason
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was it the start of the plauge of non belief or something?

crisp heath
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Yes the purge

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Thanks

barren tapir
plush mason
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so i wonder if a second attack on culdara would trigger vulcan to return like it did in the war of the beast

barren tapir
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Eh eh eh, plot hole!

plush mason
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lol

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isnt there some kind of prophocy that the salamanders have to fine a bunch of random artifacts he made for him to return?

barren tapir
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Yes, they need to find the items that vulkan has somehow hidden around the galaxy, that will prove they are worthy of being lead by vulkan again

odd sparrow
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BL writers love mcguffins placed around the galaxy

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cus im convinced they're actually just discarded code of legend of zelda characters that gained sentience over time

plush mason
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lol

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idk if that an insult more to zelda or the writers

plush mason
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lol

marsh grail
barren tapir
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And it is not he lost faith in them, it is a test

marsh grail
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Basically they wanted all the primarchs out of the picture then?