#40k-lore-chat
atomic pelican
Yee, I remember from mythbusters talking about why chainsaws sucked as weapons
During one of their zombie specials I think
Essentially, flesh is very sinewy and would jam up a chainsaw very fast
neat fiber
God I just got flashbacks to the doom special for some reason
atomic pelican
Basically you could probably cut down one person but no one beyond that
Lov mythbusters
cloud kindle
if zombies happen im going medievil
full suit of armor and a spear
or maybe just body them with a shield
cursive hull
All depends on the type of Zombie.
atomic pelican
If they had flesh at all really
So, anything beyond a ghost
or revenant
or any other noncorporeal undead foe one could potentially encounter
peak hamlet
I mean yeah 16th century plate would be perfect, depending on the type of zombie ofc. They could only really kill you by piling up on you.
atomic pelican
why not just shoot them or are we talking about like cool factor
odd sparrow
prolly wanna use the armour with a gun
cloud kindle
im australian
peak hamlet
why not just shoot them or are we talking about like cool factor
Well yes shooting them would be smarter but sadly you run out of ammo at some point. Also yes cool factor
cloud kindle
guns are pretty hard to get a hold of
peak hamlet
Because they are gonna overpower you at some point anyway, even when you are wearing armor
Also armor makes noises
cloud kindle
thats while ill follow the obi wan school of fighting
ill claim the high ground
and poke with the spear
peak hamlet
And would suck against other humans when they decide to shoot at you
So yeah armor is just for cool factor
cloud kindle
well hopefully wont have many fuckwits shooting me
atomic pelican
Well yes shooting them would be smarter but sadly you run out of ammo at some po...
We have alot of ammo
Like alot of ammo
I think most american towns stock more than enough ammo to kill their population over
cursive hull
Well, yes, but its more complex than bullets.
Run out of spare parts, cleaning supplies, etc.
atomic pelican
We have quite alot of those too
That and guns aren't like, video game level fragile
cursive hull
Guns wear out over time. They need a lot of maintenance, and, again, depending on the Zombie, shooting them might just draw a horde you can't stop.
atomic pelican
Well, I suppose it depends on the gun
peak hamlet
Not everybody has access to guns tho, and i doubt that the ones who do would just give you a gun and ammo
atomic pelican
I'm p sure the military could pretty easily quell any sort of actual zombies
cursive hull
TBH, best solution is simply to stop the infection before it has a chance to spread.
And yes.
I'm 100% convinced each government does have a preparedness plan for even the wackiest shit. You never know.
peak hamlet
Or just make some fancy fences around your house so they cant enter and live your life happily
atomic pelican
It'd be alot more fun to clear town with some shooting buds
I really don't believe in the "every man for himself" horseshit on tv, I'm pretty certain most would band together and just wipe zambies, even if the military somehow failed
Even Americans work together in a crisis
cursive hull
I'm pretty sure one Zombie movie or another basically does that.
Like, the Government mostly has it under control, but random people with guns go out and shoot the pretty much helpless small number of zombies for shits and giggles
I forget the movie though.
peak hamlet
Also yeah zombies in movies and games somehow manage to reach incredibly high numbers. If they die from a headshot and only spread it by biting humans i dont see a huge problem, every militarry on the world could just shoot them
Especially if we consider that they got like tanks and armored vehicles
cursive hull
Yeah... Tanks and jets sorta make the zombie thing fall apart.
Drones too
At one point you wouldn't even need to fire the weaponry onboard a tracked vehicle
Just run them down.
dim totem
Aand lawnmowers
peak hamlet
Especially ifv's with air burst ammo 
peak hamlet
Rogue trader marines were bullies
primal tide
do not bully the gretchen
cloud kindle
use the gretchen as ammunition
marsh grail
Someone make a grot version of Pepe having his lunch tray knocked down.
marsh grail
full suit of armor and a spear
With several people boar spears might be good
Otherwise a riot shield and body work hammer
If you have the time put it on a longer handle. The longer it is the easier it is to penetrate.
marsh grail
Well yes shooting them would be smarter but sadly you run out of ammo at some po...
Gun jams too always have a backup weapon.
marsh grail
ill claim the high ground
Car roofs are your friend
peak hamlet
Bruh just go full pike square ez win
marsh grail
So yeah armor is just for cool factor
Riot armor for a correctional facility would be best. Minimal weight but even has bite protect on hands.
Although police riot gear may be even lighter if it does not have stab protection.
Correction ballistic vests are cumbersome and ridged because they need to be stab proof.
primal tide
Everyone talking about getting armor instead of just a boat and a week's worth of food while you wait for decomp
marsh grail
Yeah honestly owning a livable boat would always be good. Because you can still travel and resupply if needed.
odd sparrow
living on one of those canal boats would be cosy tbh
ride it out onto a lake maybe, bring a million none perishables and enough stuff to burn that u can purify water
the canal hippies will outlive us all
dim totem
living on one of those canal boats would be cosy tbh
Not sure how youd get internet tho
primal tide
thats probably for the best
the only people on the internet after a zombie outbreak will be chud preppers in their underground shipping container safehouses
at least until they get radon poisoning or die from diseases that can pass through those water filter straws
cloud kindle
thats when you dox them and go raid them
smoky mauve
Finished Warhawk. That... went to unexpected places. But reading the authors rationale behind it. I get it, and understand it. Fun book, but honestly I still think Saturnine was a high point.
karmic gulch
Considering the hive fleets are massive and there are apparently many smaller fleets around, has there been any case where two fleets of different hives have been spotted together?
barren tapir
Yes, they tend to nom nom eachother, but they mostly stay away from eachother
karmic gulch
I meant just seen together
On another server(asked same question) I heard that they had 2 show up in one of the cain books
atomic pelican
Considering the hive fleets are massive and there are apparently many smaller fl...
Yes, sometimes even working together. Theres 2 which sort of orbit eachother in a helix path, tho I cant remember their names
Charybidis and Scllya
dim totem
I always thought theyd fight so ppl can have nids vs nids games
atomic pelican
I love the kraken text FHDHD
final spruce
That old flash copypasta
outer quarry
Just run them down.
pretty much, late response but most modern MBTs can go anywhere up to 70km/h on average, and for a 60 ton vehicle to go that fast, that's a lot of M A S S
odd sparrow
just gotta have ppl in camp to hose down any surviving zombies clinging to the chasis with bullets
peak hamlet
You need TONS of fuel for tanks tho
odd sparrow
that is true, and the supply chains would be borked beyond repair for an extended period
errant mauve
atomic pelican
The tickle mits
final spruce
Chaos Dread comeback ?
odd sparrow
anorexic dread hours
that or the forearm is normal dread sized the claws are just ridiculously huge
errant mauve
I'm thinking new daemon engine
or possibly decimator in plastic with redesigned weapons (?)
final spruce
It kinda fits the 2 previously posted chaos mini that looked robotic
errant mauve
Though I'll be honest when I say I first thought it was gonna be Huron
then I remembered Huron's claw + flamer is in his right hand
final spruce
errant mauve
If it's a new chaos knight I am both going to love it and also be disappointed it wasn't a new daemon engine 
final spruce
peak hamlet
Never noticed the black thingy there, is that a hand?
rose thorn
I pray it’s something emperors children related
But it’s most likely not
WAIT THERES GONNA HE RENEGADE GUARD SHIT???
storm jungle
VERY likely
the first page of this leak prediction included the Black Templars and literally every section of it was true lol
the chaos parts were the 2nd leak page so we can only hope the accuracy holds up
primal tide
Do chorfs like hammers?
cursive hull
An intensely strange question
The Dawi Zharr may be a bit different to their kin, but a Dawi is a Dawi, of course they like hammers.
primal tide
Strange question about strange folk heh
errant mauve
Do chorfs like hammers?
I hope this picture satisfies
smoky mauve
I hope this picture satisfies
I just imagined that hey yeah song playing while they shake the hammers
primal tide
I hope this picture satisfies
IT DOES
ashen lake
atomic pelican
neat fiber
there is a man sleeping
primal tide
they put a medal in the trailer
canon status: revoked
karmic gulch
I hope this picture satisfies
Oh hey a corpse grinder!
final spruce
Isn't it a Chorf from the Iron Golem warband for Warcry ?
karmic gulch
Melee only? Check
Big muscles? Check
Khornish? Check
errant mauve
Isn't it a Chorf from the Iron Golem warband for Warcry ?
yes
final spruce
My memory good
ashen lake
does anyone know if there's enough content (just talking like story-driven shows here) on Warhammer+ to justify a month's subscription to watch it all?
final spruce
That's up to you if you like painting tutorials and game reports and one of the minis
Because the animations are definitely not worth it
storm jungle
does anyone know if there's enough content (just talking like story-driven shows...
Absolutely not
I'd say at best wait a year and then sub
the content is lacking af at the moment
ashen lake
alright fair enough, thanks
karmic gulch
The animations are kinda hit and miss currently
I enjoyed the blood angels thing, but others didn't
So far half the episodes of hammer & bolter have been very meh....
ashen lake
how many episodes do they even have so far (of H&B)
karmic gulch
Episode 1 with the Inquisitor, Episode 4 or 5 I don't remember xd with the Vylka Fenrika was also just meh to me
storm jungle
Yeah the problem is they're done in an anthology style so if you just want to watch like a single episode by itself it feels extremely hollow
ashen lake
dilara showed a clip of some eldar and spess muhreens fighting and aside from the animation resembling metalocalypse to a disturbing degree I was mildly curious
how long are the episodes?
ashen lake
ah yeah that's pretty anemic
storm jungle
they dont usually go past that limit
karmic gulch
Episode 1 was that then, Episode 2 was subtle Tzeentch corruption of a world, Episode 3 was orks being orks
Episode 4 was the vylka Fenrika initation test and it just felt so boring i wanted to drop it
tender igloo
i watched the animations through "completely legitimate sources" and can say the the blood angels animation is pretty cool, while hammer & bolter is pretty hit or miss
the best H & B episodes are the Tzeentch episode, the sisters of battle episode, the orks episode, and i actually liked the space wolves one more than i thought i would
peak hamlet
https://youtu.be/oQjwaZ6FM-g
Ew the sob on the right looks more than terrible
karmic gulch
clicks
if i had nitro i would use a clever emote here, but alas i do not so accept this :this:
peak hamlet
Take a screenshot and post the image 🧠
tall fjord
terrible thumbnail choice
primal tide
https://youtu.be/oQjwaZ6FM-g
This thumbnail is cringe
Oh, you said that right after
I should get in the habit of scrolling lol
tall fjord
https://youtu.be/oQjwaZ6FM-g
atomic pelican
https://youtu.be/oQjwaZ6FM-g
Coomers are to be executed and made examples of
atomic pelican
Heheee funny sexee tau woman :))) this doesnt reek of fetishism at all
frosty cobalt
prolly cause they know that most of their fans are only interested in the booba in regards to tau or SoB
peak hamlet
Heheee funny sexee tau woman :))) this doesnt reek of fetishism at all
Haha booba :D
frosty cobalt
"ohj we dont need femmarines, SoB are enough rep" does shit like this
atomic pelican
Yep
frosty cobalt
i know thered be big booba femmarines but like
atomic pelican
Ahaha I love feminism fetishizes every female character who appears
frosty cobalt
GOD YEA
atomic pelican
especially the 'oriental' coded ones
frosty cobalt
replace all loretubers with oculus, then we will be fine
atomic pelican
Virgins should be barred from horny posting, they arent responsible enough
frosty cobalt
LMAO
atomic pelican
Its legit always virgins too
frosty cobalt
Ahaha I love feminism *fetishizes every female character who appears*
stares at bricky
cerulean wagon
horny posting and memes being taken as actual lore is some of the worst stuff from the hobby
atomic pelican
Yep
frosty cobalt
id be fine with it if it was more removed from the main perception of it
but the fact that theres so much shit people take as "canon"
primal tide
*especially the 'oriental' coded ones*
So many people don't notice this part in particular and it's baffling
atomic pelican
The more I think about it, the more I'm glad that GW+writers are too puritan to include actual sex/serious relationships in canon. 40k fans are too fucking childish to handle it
primal tide
horny posting and memes being taken as actual lore is some of the worst stuff fr...
This is why I'm beyond tired of 1d4chan being linked when people ask to learn more
atomic pelican
Yee exactly
frosty cobalt
This is why I'm beyond tired of 1d4chan being linked when people ask to learn mo...
anytime someone says 1d4chan is down im happy
bleak oxide
Same.
primal tide
Any site that has a joke page about rape is non bueno
bleak oxide
Also greetings.
atomic pelican
Bricky's california dudebroism personality shows itself everyday more as much as I still like him
Helo
atomic pelican
Ffhnfn
primal tide
Haha
bleak oxide
Say what you will, him with adeptus rediculous gets people curious about the craft
frosty cobalt
no offense my friend we were just talking about how memes and "canon" do not mix
atomic pelican
Yee
frosty cobalt
and he is a main perp of that
atomic pelican
I still like Bricky, I just don't watch his 40k videos anymore
cerulean wagon
its people taking it as gospal is my main issue
bleak oxide
It really isnt n shouldnt
frosty cobalt
but people do
cerulean wagon
that doesnt stop people
frosty cobalt
yea
cerulean wagon
look at the TTS crowd
frosty cobalt
mhmh
atomic pelican
Bricky somehow both grossly skewering xeno lore and imperial stuff somehow
frosty cobalt
it took me a bit to sort TTS from mainline stuff casue thats how i was introduced
but i worked it out, After A While
primal tide
Maximum effort
atomic pelican
Yeah once you either hang around ppl who know what they're talking about(or read a book) it clears
atomic pelican
https://tenor.com/view/steve-harvey-family-feud-kill-steve-harvey-kill-family-feud-kill-gif-21764693
cerulean wagon
he's been loving the kinda, look behind the curtain feel
atomic pelican
Niceo
cerulean wagon
seein the cities n shit
cerulean wagon
😩
atomic pelican
I much prefer to pretend it doesnt exist
atomic pelican
ESPECIALLY with the recent animation + warcom
I know
I did FDHNF
I will finish it eventually
frosty cobalt
its not like its some of the only lore for your faction or whatev
atomic pelican
primal tide
also imma slap bricky for that cptn sarrin pic
Is bricky lewding sarrin
atomic pelican
gw I beg you to let literally anyone else write eldar
quite literally no one could do worse
frosty cobalt
Is bricky lewding sarrin
Yes 🙃 
primal tide
Smh my god damn head
cerulean wagon
quite literally no one could do worse
"we are bringing back C.S. Gotto for the new eldar trilogy"
atomic pelican
Honestly I wonder if that'd be worse
frosty cobalt
LOL
primal tide
Bricky you had a good run but it's time to die ol pal
cerulean wagon
it would be
atomic pelican
FHNF
cerulean wagon
grav tank taken out by children throwing rocks in the engines
atomic pelican
He wrote like, 4 books and all of them were eldar and good
DFGDN
A particularly strong child
And that child? Malneus Calgar
cerulean wagon
he may have also had extended torture scenes with a farseer? i don't remember if thats accurate tho
primal tide
He's got quite the throwing hands
atomic pelican
cringe
primal tide
he may have also had extended torture scenes with a farseer? i don't remember if...
It certainly sounds accurate
Needs to CS Go To horny jail
Yes I am going to keep making this joke
karmic gulch
Haha *booba* :D
errant mauve
"The Grave Walkers are a successor of an unknown founding, with records of their origins long forgotten, whether through edicts of obliteration or simply the stagnation of time. First appearing within Administratum records in 573.M33, the dour and enigmatic fleet-based chapter were assigned to the very far reaches of Imperial Space in the segmentum Ultima, tasked to serve as patrol and guards for passing trade vessels and rogue trader flotillas.
Due to the distance from Holy Terra, the Grave Walkers naturally evolved to become logistical and mechanical masters, valuing self-sufficiency and efficient use of their limited resources, and often are seen scavenging battlefields for the arms and armour of their fallen allies and enemy alike. The Grave Walkers specialize in ordnance battery and close-quarters battle, key qualities needed to master the constant naval warfare they are subjected to. While a majority depict a clear preference for use of ranged weaponry, even in the close confines of ship halls, and no clear notice has been made of their martial prowess, multiple eyewitnesses from multiple Imperial organizations attest to the raw ferocity at which they engage the enemy, their bitter enmity towards the foes of the Imperium more than accounting for their lack of technique."
"The Eternal Warders are a proud successor of the Ultramarines chapter, founded out of the fires of the Nova Terra Interregnum in the 12th founding. Originally from the planet of Palaetius, the Warders were forced to become fleetbased after the obliteration of their homeworld by a simultaneous assault by WAAAAAGH Starkilla, a invasion fleet of the renegade astartes, and an incursion force by the Dark Eldar in 872.M37. Taking their duty with utmost sacredness, the Eternal Warders became a wandering chapter, protecting pilgrimage fleets to Holy Sites within the Segmentum Ultima.
Precision and speed are of top importance within the doctrine of the Eternal Warders, which the chapter understanding that their lack of celerity and expertise directly lost their defense of Palaetius. As such, the Eternal Warders seek to be masters of all doctrines, pushing themselves to each become individually great warriors. In this pursuit, the Eternal Warders have come to disdain indiscriminate and slow weapons like missile launchers or artillery, defaulting to usage of precise and quick arms. The Eternal Warders thus have become masters of set-piece warfare, predicting enemy movement and flanking them in perfect unison."
@frosty cobalt
I've just got 2 flavour text paragraphs right now
But I'm planning on doing entire codex style stuff for these 2 like I'm doing for my Iron Warriors
errant mauve
oh
haha
so
this is funny
the entire point of these chapters
Is a project for me to make 9 chapters that behave like the 9 traitor legions pre-heresy through learned behaviour, rather than them actually being traitor loyalists
So for all intents and purposes the Grave Walkers and Eternal Warders are successors of whoever you want for them
since genetic legacy isn't integral to their doctrine or identity
But the Grave Walkers are based on the Warhounds and Iron Warriors (shocker I know)
tender igloo
I feel like being nice so I will say that while I may hate gav Thorpe's writing, he seems like a very nice guy
frosty cobalt
Is a project for me to make 9 chapters that behave like the 9 traitor legions pr...
Oh based
Damn thats actually really cool
Just like
“Hey before the heresy they did it right, might as well try again?” Kinda vibes
errant mauve
Pretty much
I find it quite lazy
when folks for homebrewing are like
"My guys are siegemasters because they have [x] Geneseed!"
frosty cobalt
Ah yea
errant mauve
I try my best to make good reasons for why my chapters behave the way they do
errant mauve
also it causes fights on the homebrew server and its funny
frosty cobalt
🤣
This is what i feel like when i talk to imp stans about tau
Im imagining its a similar feeling
errant mauve
In the homebrew server
there's 2 clear cliques
Anti-loyalist traitors
and "everything is a loyalist traitor! You're a loyalist traitor! I'm a loyalist traitor!"
and the ambiguity generally causes arguments lol
odd sparrow
This is what i feel like when i talk to imp stans about tau
Same
cloud kindle
This is what i feel like when i talk to imp stans about tau
cmon fall down we just want to talk
cerulean wagon
marsh grail
So is it possible for mutants to be psychers?
atomic pelican
yes
marsh grail
Obviously some would be less useful such as an ogryn
atomic pelican
There are Ogryn psykers infact now
marsh grail
I’d imagine they’d just be a ticking psychic bomb
atomic pelican
Which is kinda interesting
marsh grail
Oh really?
atomic pelican
Yep
there's one in um
I think the new ork book?
Who;'s rather intelligent infact
I only saw a summary of it
marsh grail
I hope they lean into it similar to how some forms of autism can cause Savantism. I grew up in special needs classes since I have Aspergers myself so I like to imagine ogryns similar to some of my classmates.
cloud kindle
There are Ogryn psykers infact now
@atomic pelican who are these good boys
They better be able to make giant rock fists
atomic pelican
Oh theres just one named one!
It pisses off the inquisitor because a ogryn being intelligent goes against the imperial truth
Then presumably there are others
cloud kindle
Inquisitor goes reeeeeeeee
errant mauve
https://docs.google.com/document/d/17jc_iRf1JiQVEZp1JE--OKLSIusua4VnLXDmWLa8WW4/edit?usp=sharing @frosty cobalt I made a doc for the flavour texts and added a couple more chapters if you're interested in reading 
frosty cobalt
always
errant mauve
Thinking of turning this into a Badab-style Imperial Armour once I'm finished the IW codex
errant mauve
They do be taking skulls 
atomic pelican
Ye its.. interesting
I dont have especially strong feelings abt imperial fluff unless its directly butting in on some xeno thing, but I can see why itd be sussy
final spruce
Ogryn psyker ? That sounds like a fun concept
cerulean wagon
like im all for things getting a one up on sm, but having an ork just be in the room with a bunch of deathwatch and none of them notice is...
atomic pelican
Memez writing?
cerulean wagon
ye
final spruce
Kommando
marsh grail
So show of hands how many would lose there minds if one of the unknown primarchs ends up being a daughter? I mean female marines existed so what if they retcon her being the primarch of a primarily female legion something happened and they got deleted and that’s why female marines are gone? Perhaps both unknown are female.
atomic pelican
dont care about marine lore very much, would be in it for the salt mines
cloud kindle
doubtful
plucky moth
the twist is they've joined the tau
atomic pelican
It'd be funny
marsh grail
I personally would rather coed legions but if it fits better into why they were exterminated they could be all female legions.
cloud kindle
they have been referred to as male in the lore several times
storm jungle
I mean
the only reason female marines dont exist is because their molds didnt sell well
cloud kindle
^
storm jungle
because it was the 80's and girls were icky
marsh grail
Yes yes we know that
cloud kindle
girls are yucky
marsh grail
But if someone were to come up with a lore reason is this feasable or dumb?
cloud kindle
i got them somewhere
storm jungle
But if someone were to come up with a lore reason is this feasable or dumb?
Its 40k
literally nothing is stupid or dumb
cloud kindle
think lore reason is big e didnt want to risk space marines breeding
cloud kindle
and making a new ruling class of humans
marsh grail
If someone was tasked with finding a way to write a story on why there were female marines but now there aren’t what could it be with minimal retconning.
cerulean wagon
LOOK AT THEM AND TELL ME THERE IS A GOD
cloud kindle
i mean....
cloud kindle
those molds really are icky.
plucky moth
what's funny is female marines would probs sell like hotcakes given current love for 8ft tall muscle mommies
storm jungle
^
cloud kindle
prob
storm jungle
its one of the reasons why female stormcasts exist
marsh grail
https://spikeybits.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Jayne-amp-Gabs.jpg
So this is why everyone complains when space marines don’t wear helmets.
cloud kindle
though you KNOW all the neckbeards will fucking reeeeeee
errant mauve
can install acid pouch into pre-pubescent boy
cannot sterilize space marines
Emperor moment
cerulean wagon
na iirc he sterilizes them but certain chapters writers went "but my marines are special and do it anyway"
marsh grail
I mean krieg exists
storm jungle
NOOO
marsh grail
I’m sure you can gene clone a baby
errant mauve
There's no set canon reason for the lack of femmarines since pretty much everyone conveniently serves around it. My headcanon is that the Imperium is so backwards and tradition-bound that they just never tried, because they never did it.
storm jungle
There's no set canon reason for the lack of femmarines since pretty much everyon...
The only thing mentioning it is from rogue trader
marsh grail
It’s not like the emperor didn’t do it to make the primarchs
storm jungle
with the entire "genes/zygotes" thing
errant mauve
I’m sure you can gene clone a baby
Krieg doesn't clone people. The Vitae Wombs aren't cloning machines.
storm jungle
so you're pretty much right
errant mauve
They're just baby dispensers 
storm jungle
damn it
marsh grail
Krieg doesn't clone people. The Vitae Wombs aren't cloning machines.
True but if you take someone sterile dna and forcibly put it in an egg it will make a clone.
visual pumice
They dig out of the ground
cloud kindle
i know fabulous bile is trying to make female marines
marsh grail
Or at least that’s my understanding on how it’s done irl
storm jungle
True but if you take someone sterile dna and forcibly put it in an egg it will m...
Plot™️
errant mauve
Look man, I'm just gonna say this.
Modern science and logical knowledge of physics, biology, and chemistry
Warhammer 40k
don't mix
Just roll with it.
cloud kindle
no
visual pumice
Not yet they don’t
cerulean wagon
i'll mix you in a minute
storm jungle
GENE-ALCHEMY GOES BRRR
visual pumice
🧪
errant mauve
plucky moth
idk why they use vitae wombs instead of just using molds for their units like the rest of us do
cerulean wagon
sometimes its hard to get the flesh tones right incan
errant mauve
But yeah, pardon me if I sound aggressive. I'm just really tired of "40k would be totally solved if we applied [x] STEM field to it!" talk as a STEM major myself.
cerulean wagon
Why don’t kriegers just have sex
cloud kindle
lets just saying theres some writers that make it weird
cerulean wagon
krieg writers are cringe
visual pumice
Gas masks rubbing together
cloud kindle
hot
plucky moth
I dig it
cloud kindle
well played.
plucky moth
....this is why I don't get paid
atomic pelican
krieg writers are cringe
Modern writers fully just writing the memes of what the true factions once were
atomic pelican
I'm pretty sure that's what's happened to the eldar
cerulean wagon
atomic pelican
One trait of them was "dying race" and then memers kept blurting it
So now the writers just write that
by writers I mean 'Gav' the 'person'
plucky moth
LOL
errant mauve
You've really dug yourself into a hole here Ican
cloud kindle
careful incan you really are wiring dilara up
marsh grail
Why don’t kriegers just have sex
It’s because they hate themselves so refuse to have pleasure.
cerulean wagon
seems you went over the top with that one
plucky moth
visual pumice
errant mauve
cerulean wagon
dilara really do be under siege
cloud kindle
dilara really wants to charge us for stupid puns
visual pumice
Taking fire for your good word play
cloud kindle
mass casualties
storm jungle
visual pumice
Why’d i get pinged
frosty cobalt
Forget how to do it on mobile
visual pumice
frosty cobalt
Why’d i get pinged
Me but yhe pic was a bit spicy
visual pumice
Ok
visual pumice
Type spoiler in bold letters before you post
plucky moth
if it doesn't work I'm banning you btw 
frosty cobalt
Damn editing file names on mobile fuck that
frosty cobalt
if it doesn't work I'm banning you btw <:smilezpyre:674374735722840075>
Ill just pm them XD
errant mauve
if it doesn't work I'm banning you btw <:smilezpyre:674374735722840075>
I(mperium)can
plucky moth
TRU
visual pumice
Ill just pm them XD
That is vile
errant mauve
Incan-quisitor
errant mauve
thinkin about old school knight warden
primal tide
excuse me waiter there's something wrong with my mr potato head
errant mauve
He has too much drip
frosty cobalt
thinkin about old school knight warden
Where can i buy this
slow prawn
thinkin about old school knight warden
He looks like a Bionicle without arms
primal tide
Bionicle
cursive hull
No, no
Ramas
Rama are these little aliens who like racing from a lot of the Lego Racer sets
primal tide
Oh damn, I think I had a set of those
Yeah they were tiny cars with sets
Or was it just the cars? I can't remember
atomic pelican
Bionicles stc
Mistaken for another titan fab
Techpriests in disbelief which final product comes out 2 inches tall
cursive hull
Looking at it...
Yeah, it was just the car and the little alien figure
OH
They'd come with like
a launcher?
Something to push the car real fast.
primal tide
riiiight
I remember they had a mars alien kit thing with little tube pods and a pressure thing to send your guys rocketing thru flexible tubing
cursive hull
Yee. I remember those too
storm jungle
Just reading Horus Rising in a restaurant with my mom while waiting for our order and uh
No fighting force in the galaxy could ever hope to match the Legions, unless the stars went out, and madness ruled, and lawful sense turned upside down. For, as Sedirae had once said, ‘The only thing that can beat an Astartes is another Astartes’, and they had all laughed at that. The impossible was nothing to be scared of.
Abaddon’s company, First Company, was crossing the bulwarks into the far flank of the palace. Loken magnified his view, resolving hundreds of white-armoured figures pouring through the smoke and chop-fire. At the front of them, the dark figures of First Company’s foremost Terminator squad, the Justaerin. They wore polished black armour, dark as night, as if they belonged to some other, black Legion.
gaunt vector
subtle foreshadowing brought to you by the 16th legion
errant mauve
Just reading Horus Rising in a restaurant with my mom while waiting for our orde...
Wait till you hear how he was there, when Horus slew the Emperor
errant mauve
God that shit was atrocious
criticizing a Dabnett book
Better watch your back Dilara!
r/40klore will have your head on a pike!
storm jungle
AAA-
primal tide
Just reading Horus Rising in a restaurant with my mom while waiting for our orde...
LOL yeah, the first couple books laid that shit on so thick lol
There's a couple others that had me rolling
final spruce
I mean a plasma also works against marines
ashen lake
If Magnus had been wrong when he warned the Emperor and Horus hadn't actually betrayed the Emperor would it be called the Horus Hearsay? 🤔
plucky moth
TRU
ashen lake
my nitro lapsed
errant mauve
Hor-sus Heresy
marsh grail
Would 40k be very different if all the known primarchs were swapped so that the traitors stayed loyal and the loyal ones went traitor? Which would have likely leaded it to have the heresy named after them?
vapid tiger
idk probably not considering 40k existed before the heresy was written
vast frigate
Would 40k be very different if all the known primarchs were swapped so that the ...
Sort of
An example is angron
His biological capability of taking away pain and even healing nearby allies would have been amplified ten, if not a hundred fold if he was untainted
Can you imagine marines that get healed actively by the Red Angel?
On the other hand, the fear inducing madness that couldve come from fighting the blood angels
Vampiric soldiers that harvest enemy troops for blood
marsh grail
The direct counterpart is rogal sure but he’s less of a builder I think
vast frigate
It would completely change the base foundation
marsh grail
Didn’t he build a ton of super weapons too?
vast frigate
Yes, vulkan and rohal both built super weapons.
I
If the word bearers had spread the truth instead of religion, that would mean the entirety of the galaxy wouldve been near non-religious
marsh grail
And Magnus would have done the right thing.
…maybe
Wait that means he’d have two eyes and his legion would have been exterminated right?
vast frigate
I urge you to look up wolfdawgart and the heresy concept art he made for the primarchs
If magnus was on the right side
He wouldve agreed to the edict of nikea
vast frigate
His soldiers wouldve nullified themselves or actively honed their ranged specialisations
Yes
Theyd take over spreading corruption from the word bearers
marsh grail
Ah yes. It seems that each side more or less has a counterpart
vast frigate
Look at what a legion does and make it evil or good
marsh grail
Heh imagine it’s really reversed and Sanguinius kills Horus.
vast frigate
Salamanders? They now ritually melt civilians
Iron warriors? They reinforce planetary systems and make them way more livable
Completely possible yeah
marsh grail
Ritual civilian melting. Lol
marsh grail
I’d say khorne probably straight forwards
vast frigate
Leman
marsh grail
Or they’d go iron warriors and not pick one
vast frigate
The war hounds and the space wolves wouldve simply swapped places
marsh grail
Leman seems to be a likely candidate
marsh grail
Then there’s fulgrim I suppose he just wouldn’t have kept the sword
vast frigate
Beheaded
marsh grail
Oh yeah I bet ferrus manus would have killed him
Just take any dead primarch and swap them with their killer
Were Leman Russ tanks discovered pre or post heresy?
vast frigate
Pre
lofty storm
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613152558277722143/902650356289396746/vid...
?
Oh. You're the "40K cringe" kid. LMFAO
vapid tiger
I have a 1st ed rulebook so yup
frosty cobalt
https://youtu.be/M6wRElq9ysg
dont u mean why iron warriors are badass?
vapid tiger
^
lofty storm
dont u mean why iron warriors are badass?
Fuck Iron Warriors. All my homies like to defend instead of siege.
😂
frosty cobalt
Fuck Iron Warriors. All my homies like to defend instead of siege. <:Smug:736624...
tbh im a xeno i dont have a cyber mastiff in this fight, so i respect both
frosty cobalt
i saw smth that was like
the IF hold a point becasue that is what they are made for, and the IW hold a point cause fuck you
lofty storm
LMFAO
errant mauve
Fuck Iron Warriors. All my homies like to defend instead of siege. <:Smug:736624...
I trusted you.
lofty storm
If it's any consolation they're probably one of the best traitor legions.
Breaching shields are just 😳
marsh grail
Imperial fists are also my favorite traitor legion
frosty cobalt
I trusted you.
honestly you made me like 100% more a IW
errant mauve
The propaganda campaign is working 
peak hamlet
Man i really need to buy one at some point
supple plume
Yea of all traitor legions, iron warrior is the best
placid timber
Nightlords will always be in my heart 
vast frigate
Thousand sons and World eaters are spelled very differently
tender igloo
i like alpha legion when they are written decently
then i would say world eaters are probably my in my top 3 along with thousand sons
ionic tree
Twinks*
rose thorn
My friend told me they saw a warhammer video talking abotu something, its pinkish, big and kinda like nemsis, and can absorb and fire back bullets. Anyone know what it is?
neat fiber
Probably a chaos daemon of some kind by the sounds of it? thats my guess
rose thorn
yea i think so too, but i cant htink of any slaanesh demons that fit the description, adn i dont know the tzeetch demons
neat fiber
I mean I know pink horrors
these fellas
but as my limited knowledge goes I dont think they absorb anything since they are basically suicide infantry to my understanding?
rose thorn
Ok he was talking abotu obliterators
In my defense if he said anything about armor and teeth i would probably have gotten it
neat fiber
Im just going to act like I know what that is while I go look it up
Oh I guess by the pink they meant the flesh mutations?
And its caused by a genetic virus so I would guess fabius
its actually perturabo and mortarion?
huh thats cool i guess
errant mauve
Obliterators also
don't absorb bullets per se
they do produce their own inside their bodies though
marsh grail
Ok so if my understanding of the warp is correct the emperor technically can form “daemons” such as the legion of the damned. So then hypothetically could it be possible to create a daemon engine out of one of the emperors “daemons” no doubt attempting this would be heresy but as always it’s only heresy if you are unsuccessful. So if it were to succeed what would this creation be like?
errant mauve
Very unhappy rhino possessed by a definitely-not-dead marine
rose thorn
And its caused by a genetic virus so I would guess fabius
Also the virus’s name is fucking stupid, it’s the ‘technovirus’
I mean, they mostly use to be techmarines, and could be a funny pun with emperors children, but it’s stupid
neat fiber
I mean hey in the terms of naming viruses we now have technovirus, flayer virus and the destroyer virus
they are very great at naming
speaking of flayer virus
I want to see the weird side of necrons show me the flayer realm
Do it you cowards
peak hamlet
Cease
pallid pawn
why
peak hamlet
Wait that wasnt meant as a lewd joke?
storm jungle
staph
pallid pawn
Then you have your answer 😎
i didnt answer your question tho
peak hamlet
Well..
pallid pawn
nurgle got me bricked up
karmic gulch
Can i have those shields for necromunda? xD
peak hamlet
No
Take this
Tfw random underhive gang got better shields than space marines
Or well they actually are a thing in necromunda nvm me
dim totem
the one enforcer with the lil ram
i kind of expect the wh40k equivalent of that to be like in straight outta compton
peak hamlet
Lmfao
dim totem
you could deffo see arbites using that right
just crash down the front door and possibly the rest of the wall of your hive hovel
get smacked into the wall
you try to flush your space crack but the arbites gas your ass
dim totem
i also love how when it reverses it takes the rest of your wall with it
peak hamlet
I need to find a way to equip one of my marines with this thing
dim totem
yeah good luck with that
gonna be fiddly as shit
or you could find one with a similar pose and attach the front end of that ram to the gun
peak hamlet
This mans arms might work
peak hamlet
Man i recently ordered a bunch of bits online and almost bought this weapon+arms, now i regret not buying it
rose thorn
Oh I have that kit! Yea it can literally be used to hold anything
Since all deathwatch models can hold, like anything
peak hamlet
Just hope i get a clean cut and dont mess their fingers up
dim totem
What part are you gonna cut
barren tapir
https://www.games-workshop.com/resources/catalog/product/920x950/99120599006_Van...
Van Saar energy shields are actually better than SM shields in lore, of course SM are simply bigger and heavier so they could compare, but regarding tech and scale? Yep, Van Saar ones are better...
Also Grav gun, a relic for SM and a nice tool for Van Saar gangs...
barren tapir
What should they fix about this?
I mean, it is nothing wrong, Van Saar have access to a STC, while SM are just brutalist tools in the end, and they use brutal tools too
The bolter is an example, it is not a super advanced weapon, it is an extremely brutal one, capable to withstand heavy use and multiple uses, like for melee and ranged
peak hamlet
What should they fix about this?
The fact that a group of space hobos who live on a random ant hill for humans have better equipment than space marines :(
barren tapir
The fact that a group of space hobos who live on a random ant hill for humans ha...
That is the thing, they aren't hobos... Van Saar have the same, if not more, understanding of tech than the Mechanicus
peak hamlet
Yee but they are limited to a single planet
barren tapir
Yep
dim totem
Well maye
barren tapir
And they also fly low... I mean, they constructed a space elevator and the ring around necromunda, but they try to keep a low profile
dim totem
id keep the weapon mostly and just attach the ram head
cloud kindle
van saar are one of the top gangs on necromunda
plus they also have an STC that they are hiding from the imperium
dim totem
they are top percentage rattata
cloud kindle
new lore then
dim totem
i mean gang
vast frigate
They have a deal because the mechanicus thinks its still broken
They projected a percent repaired per 100 years or so
peak hamlet
id keep the weapon mostly and just attach the ram head
Oh.. yee that might bea easier, ill see what im gonna do when i buy it
vast frigate
Their new plan is to turn hive primus into a new battlestation
The entirety of hive primus is being scanned to mount engines
cloud kindle
rip underhive
vast frigate
Its their ultimate goal for control, if they manage the thrusters and engines, nobody can oppose their rule
cloud kindle
unless the fists get off their butt and say staph that
cerulean wagon
Yee but they are limited to a single planet
ye van saar kinda suck
dim totem
i never had any affinity with van saar
barren tapir
They arent hiding it
They are hiding it
barren tapir
Their new plan is to turn hive primus into a new battlestation
They cannot do that
dim totem
weird spindly guys not so much
vast frigate
I dont think they suck but thats neccy munda
Wasnt really meant to connect to the 40k lore apart from being set in the universe
barren tapir
In fact Van Saar have become way more paranoid in protecting the STC recently
vast frigate
Cause they fixed it
vast frigate
The rad suits now sustain their older members while the newer suffer way less rad poisoning
cloud kindle
from lore i know it works but its throwing off a lot of radiation
barren tapir
No deal with the mechanicus either
vast frigate
The deal has always been there
barren tapir
The deal has always been there
Nope
vast frigate
I cant remember them without the deal but that could be me
cloud kindle
cause broken or not i dont think the mechanicus will just leave a stc in the hands of someone other than them
barren tapir
In fact a team of the mechanicus went missing after they showed too much interest in Van Saar
vast frigate
Walking the dog brb
barren tapir
And it had the imperial house to step in before things escalated quickly
barren tapir
Walking the dog brb
Wish you a nice walk
cloud kindle
and if they are discovered the mechanicus will go to war very quickly
barren tapir
cause broken or not i dont think the mechanicus will just leave a stc in the han...
You are right, the mechanicus don't have a clue
But they were content enough with the archeotech handled to them by the imperial house, so they were happy
It is true that it seems that the STC is changing though, something seems to have stirred it
cloud kindle
i blame cawl
barren tapir
I blame the Iron lords... Which some source seems to hint they are Necrons and other that they are just very advanced humans
It is... weird...
cloud kindle
fucking trazyin at it again
dim totem
i blame erebus somehow
barren tapir
Then there are the escher
They too are quite crazy for history
Since they seems to descend from some super advanced group of female geneticists
Also super advanced genetically speaking
peak hamlet
😳
storm jungle
also I was reading Iron Hands stuff during break and uh
A Stolen Tithe (963.M41) - Several of the Iron Hands' most commonly tithed recruiting worlds descended into anarchy and uproar. Their Planetary Governors claimed that the Iron Hands had been taking vast, unsustainable tithes of their populace, stealing them away in the dead of night. Efforts were made by the people of these worlds to resist recruitment, drawing the Iron Hands' wrath and leading to several brief and brutally one-sided wars. Only after the smoke cleared did the truth emerge. Bands of grotesquely-warped Eldar pirates had in fact been responsible for the mass abductions, stealing the planets' peoples away into yawning portals. Chaplain Shulgaar assembled a strikeforce from Raukaan's ranks and successfully intercepted the next raid, punishing the xenos for their brazen temerity. The damage had already been done, however, and the Iron Hands' recruitment rate droped by almost a quarter over the next standard decade.
visual pumice
damn
visual pumice
storm jungle
peak hamlet
Bruh fucking eldar stealing ppl
cloud kindle
prob dark eldar
storm jungle
"Bro should we just go and ask the population whats happening"
"Nah lets fucking kill them all"
cloud kindle
which i think being killed by the iron hands is far more preferable
visual pumice
"they dare talk back?!?!?!"
cloud kindle
i dont want to be made into a living flesh table ty
peak hamlet
Yeah like "ay u iron hands steal our ppl" "wat well guess imma shoot u now"
storm jungle
damn
visual pumice
that was a very rude thing to accuse us off, rocket to face
storm jungle
just like real life
visual pumice
too real
storm jungle
which i think being killed by the iron hands is far more preferable
Considering its iron hands if you survive they'll turn you into a slave/servitor too so
dim totem
IF
visual pumice
not if i kill them first
cloud kindle
i still think that would be more preferable
i dont mind some bdsm but deldar crank that shit up to 11 and break the dial
dim totem
why are dark eldar dark
visual pumice
why are dark eldar dark
cause they wear black armour
barren tapir
also I was reading Iron Hands stuff during break and uh
Wow, this is soooo dumb... So much for "muh logic" chapter... Also yeah, "do so because we say so, you refuse you die"...
vast frigate
Wish you a nice walk
Pogger dogger
storm jungle
final spruce
Decent memes as always
storm jungle
Thank you thank you 
odd sparrow
local drukhari exist only to be annoying bastards
final spruce
People being mad that the Novitiates don't all have power armours because of this https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/601926113958166538/903275083466936410/unknown.png
Literally I quote "abandoning sisters" because they butchered their lore
Or them not being allowed to use banners and Simulacrums until they are fully trained sob
peak hamlet
Bruh adding space marine scouts but sob is butchering their lore??
final spruce
Also them complaining that this new unit is "bad"
But that's a talk for #40k-minis-and-armies
barren tapir
Wow, people complaining that they widened the lore about how a recruit of the sisterhood get to wear a power armour...
final spruce
Ikr
barren tapir
But i guess they all wanted them to be mary sue that get handled some of the most precious piece of tech that the imperium have without having to train for it
barren tapir
Literally I quote "abandoning sisters" because they butchered their lore
Ah! How much i wish they leave them behind... Sadly it will not happen soon
If ever
This also mean we will get more pattern of carapace armour though... It seems a win/win situation to me
storm jungle
Or them not being allowed to use banners and Simulacrums until they are fully tr...
God I hate that so much
Like it makes sense, why give power armor to recruits in training lmao
Whats the big deal
final spruce
Oh yeah i completely agree
Plus the sergeant still get ones which means that SOB still get their armour during their training as novitiates, just not directly, as the aforementioned unit is said to be fresh-off the Schola
They were just salty because the box they came in is expensive and they found the unit "bad"
Which it isn't
tender igloo
How much is the box even?
final spruce
199$
tender igloo
Ok, that is a bit of a rip-off
final spruce
So 125£
tender igloo
Especially compared to octarius
final spruce
Just go another source saying it will "only" be 170$
eternal ledge
Well its the standard Kill Team starter price
Only one I would have considered a rip off was the Pharoah Nexus one
You get a squad of Flayed Ones, Heavy Intercessors, a Captain in Heavy Intercessor plate and a Necron Lord and some blocks for "terrain" on a play mat
But the Krige vs Ork one and the first one had actual terrain
visual pumice
I would say this one is abit of a rip considering it has one less book in it no? Plus it’s an expansion
storm jungle
Since I'm getting annoyed of all the Anti-Astartes posts lately, which are not without their own merits, are there any scenes where the Astartes flex their transhuman status and basically shut an uppity mortal down?
the horror
barren tapir
There are anti astartes posts? This is the same as saying there is still hope!
visual pumice
struggling from success
atomic pelican
Has their cock rubbed by every facet of gw, has to be lightly ribbed by everyone else online
storm jungle
SDFJFDS
final spruce
Oh poor Marine fan
atomic pelican
Size has no inherit merit
final spruce
Truly your faction has the least stories , minis and tabletop representation
atomic pelican
Lest inordinate exsanguination be a virtue
final spruce
be* considered a virtue
final spruce
happy guard stan noises
barren tapir
All i want is some IG regiment that kill some marines asses, last example of that were the ghosts that ambushed a marine ambush
And it was sooooo gooood!!
peak hamlet
As a based big chungus 100 csm enjoyer i approve of this 😎
final spruce
All i want is some IG regiment that kill some marines asses, last example of tha...
It was a CSM tho
barren tapir
True, but it they were still marines
storm jungle
ITS ALL PRIMARCHS
atomic pelican
Primarch post #560
final spruce
Those were World Eaters ambushing a column of manticores
peak hamlet
In case of space marine apply deathstrike missile until problem is solved
final spruce
"we marine fans have as much right to post about our lore"
Hell most of 40k lore posts are either about Primarch or SM
atomic pelican
40k's plot would've been greatly improved had the Horsus Heresussy never been written
barren tapir
Plasma, we need more plasma, since GW is not very good with weapons since to crack open a SM even solid projectiles would be good
final spruce
What the fuck can they complain about
barren tapir
I mean, if it is true that SM have tank armour level then lets take a lot of anti tank rifles, and lets see how that pan out
storm jungle
the fact that he uses the words "uppity mortal" in the post is amazing
storm jungle
barren tapir
Damn, i forgot what uppity means
peak hamlet
Man firing 30mm apfsds at marines would be fun :)
Literally just tear through their armor
barren tapir
Also missile launcher
visual pumice
AAAA
final spruce
<:FeelsGoodMan:712411206249349120>
atomic pelican
claims to be above mortals
Dies like a mortal like anyone else
barren tapir
Fooookken hell, if GW had a bit of weapons knowledge would see that SM would get obliterated most of the time with how big they are
peak hamlet
https://cdn.kapwing.com/final_6042391fbd6c0500afec31de_904128.mp4
As a primaris hater even that was a dumb move by gw. Getting shot by necron scifi gun, yes. Getting swarmed by bugs who somehow penetrate his armor..? No pls that looks dumb
frosty cobalt
this is what i love, just SM players being salty that "Oh no our faction is being treated on equal footing of all other factions. how could this be"
peak hamlet
Fooookken hell, if GW had a bit of weapons knowledge would see that SM would get...
Ikr?
storm jungle
this is what i love, just SM players being salty that "Oh no our faction is bein...
Its the same as rich people complaining they got mud on their clothes
the horror
atomic pelican
Ribbing of the marines will continue until they are squatted
frosty cobalt
As a primaris hater even that was a dumb move by gw. Getting shot by necron scif...
u forget that those scarabs do the same type of molecule breakdown that the guns doo
atomic pelican
So decrees I
storm jungle
atomic pelican
💖
barren tapir
Ikr?
Oh, look, a towering figure tall around 2 meters is going toward me, how could i have not seen it from long range and then obliterated it with pretty much all i have..
peak hamlet
u forget that those scarabs do the same type of molecule breakdown that the guns...
Still looks dumb, especially the sound
storm jungle
peak hamlet
primal tide
Lmao
visual pumice
WHO'S DISSING ME SCARAAAAAAAAAAAABS?
final spruce
barren tapir
The hilarious thing is how much loud it is, those armours are supposed to be enclosed
atomic pelican
People hype over bolters when theyre kind of uh, lowtier for the setting tbh? Like AdMech has the better weapons of the Imperium, and most xeno factions have something better
peak hamlet
Anyways pls dont remove primaris marines from the webstore, i need them bits. Nerf them into oblivion instead
final spruce
People hype over bolters when theyre kind of uh, lowtier for the setting tbh? Li...
MUH BOLTERS
storm jungle
Too late
frosty cobalt
Still looks dumb, especially the sound
damn a SM getting hit by a 30mm APFSD round, how dumb looking, just sparks and it falls over
its a scifi thing, swarm of scifi bugs looks neat
barren tapir
People hype over bolters when theyre kind of uh, lowtier for the setting tbh? Li...
IKR? The moment when every infantry (i think) of the Ad. Mech. have a weapon that can penetrate the cockpit of a thunderhawk you start seeing things in a certain perspective
peak hamlet
I prefer seeing them getting torn apart by ranged ammo instead of them literally walking right through a swarm of scarabs which apparently can take marines out easily but decide to only kill one. Both the crons and the marines were dumb in taht scene
frosty cobalt
People hype over bolters when theyre kind of uh, lowtier for the setting tbh? Li...
mfw pulse rifles were better than bolters
barren tapir
And as i said before, the bolter is just a glorified brutal tools, exactly like the tools that use it
peak hamlet
Fuck cant type
frosty cobalt
yea, i dont think anymore sadly, but in lore yer
frosty cobalt
gimme a sec
atomic pelican
Pulse rifles are S5 bolters are S4(?)
final spruce
Yes
barren tapir
LOLOLOLOL
final spruce
Unless its heavy bolters that are S5
visual pumice
rail rifle literally deleting marines and their potential recruits
peak hamlet
Anyways
scarabs cute but eh.. dats about it
30mm apfsds > pulse rifle > bolter
marines dumb as shit
marine stans even dumber
barren tapir
Imagine the power of a heavy bolter, in the size of a lasgun
peak hamlet
Till tomorrow lads
barren tapir
GN Hobo, and remember to drink water
frosty cobalt
rail rifle literally deleting marines and their potential recruits
damn u needed that geneseed>
srry pal
barren tapir
Coffee is not water
peak hamlet
GN Hobo, and remember to drink water
Will do
primal tide
damn u needed that geneseed>
Unseeds your genes
frosty cobalt
basically
peak hamlet
Coffee is not water
Nvm
frosty cobalt
Pulse rifles are S5 bolters are S4(?)
do bolters have ap?
atomic pelican
Uhmm
frosty cobalt
in tt
visual pumice
tau with rail rifles literally only going for the sniper elite testicle xray shots
final spruce
--1 for stalkers
barren tapir
But i think on TT only deathwatch can have them
frosty cobalt
kk
final spruce
Normal bolters have 0
frosty cobalt
tau with rail rifles literally only going for the sniper elite testicle xray sho...
mfw no rail rifles on sniper drones :(
final spruce
All Primaris bolters have -1 tho
frosty cobalt
ah there it is
final spruce
Def no power creep wdym
And that's not counting the fact that marines get passively an additionnal -1 ap depending of the round
barren tapir
That is because they aren't bolters, or boltgun,FFS GW fix your nomencalture shit, but bolt rifle, simply better bolters
final spruce
So round 2 a stalker bolter has -2 ap
atomic pelican
The humble D-Cannon, commonly fielded heavy weapon literally tearing a hole into reality and sucking things in
They want my D(Cannon)
final spruce
The humble D-Cannon, commonly fielded heavy weapon literally tearing a hole into...
Back in 4th edition, I sent Calgar to Brazil on a 6