#40k-lore-chat

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potent swift
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So is Gav, like, the only person who writes Eldar stuff or is he just the most memorable?

atomic pelican
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Technically no, but he writes all the big stuff

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Path of the eldar

cerulean wagon
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he has written

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3 trilogies for eldar

atomic pelican
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There are small novels made by not gav which are okayish

cerulean wagon
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ye other people have got short stories

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gav has done any of the main lore or multi book series

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almost fall of alaitoc, fall of biel tan, death of eldran (he got better)

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all written into lore poorly by gav

atomic pelican
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Eldrad getting ran over by deathwatch only to get bavk up LOL

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Unnamed deathwatch too iirc

potent swift
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Wow, even Ghaz had the grace to be killed by a dude with a name.

atomic pelican
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I wish Farseers, the best divineers in the galaxy supposedly, actually divined once to help rather than be some "gotcha! Actually gets u killed" moment

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Tho that applies to alot of CWE rn

potent swift
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I get ya. On the one hand 'everything goes exactly as foretold' isn't most riveting storyline but 'oh noes! We misinterpreted the prophecy' only works the first few times.

atomic pelican
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Yep

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Thats p much the issue

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Farseers are supposedly amazing divineers, but when they fail so often it leaves to wonder why anyone follows them

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Thats actually the premise of my craftworld

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The autarchs forcefully demoted the farseers omegalul

potent swift
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I feel like BL just don't know how to write effective CWE because other Xenos are easier. Orks use troll logic to fuel hooliganism. DE are literal supervillains. Tyranids eat. Necrons and Tau open doors to more complex things but not in the same direction CWE plotlines would necesarrily go.

elfin isle
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Why oh why do they butcher the sanctionned psykers so much ?

cerulean wagon
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what do you mean?

elfin isle
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I'm still deep into G's G series

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And one of the characters has been sent to the black ships, after a while he's back but with an enormous amount of mutilation. Like sawed eyes and mouth, chopped off limbs...

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And it seemed to be a recuring method to "train psykers"

cursive hull
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It depends.

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Being on a blackship is basically constant torture as is.

Most Psykers don't come back without a bit of wear and tear.

The rest though, I wouldn't know.

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As I understand it, Black Ships basically shove said Psykers into labyrinthine series of holds blaring constant noise and static, with strobe lights and force fed sedative laced food. Additional anti-Psy devices basically render the Psyker cargo unable to think let alone reason.

They're tested mentally and physically to see which is actually useful and which is going to go into the blender for Big E's daily meal of Psyker souls, and then finally let go.

Its somewhat common for some Psykers, particularly Astropaths, for their eyes to literally melt in their sockets during the sanctification process. So even the normal processing of Psykers to sanction them can damage them permanently.

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So again, it depends.

I'm sure Blank or Skele has a better explanation or idea.

final spruce
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Seems in line with what the lore says

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Hell on the tabletop you can even equip a Tempestor Prime with one of those anti-psy devices

barren tapir
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Black ships are also manned by SoS

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So yes, for psykers those aren't fun travels... About mutilation and stuff it is indeed weird, since the only thing that i can think is minor corruption that got removed, or pain as focus for mental exercise... TBF Dan writes things that aren't entirely canon friendly, like blanks that receives telepatic messages

final spruce
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The Emperor of Mankind

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Big E for short

elfin isle
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Is the Emperor eating souls or is that a metaphoric saying

crisp heath
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Psykers are pretty much always fluctuating from

final spruce
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You need to throw 1000 psykers per day into the Golden Throne to keep the Astronomicon working and Big E alive

barren tapir
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Metaphoric, he isn't eating souls, the astronomican is using those souls, and the psykers then end of exhaustion

crisp heath
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Haha eccentric weirdo

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To holy fuck what the fuck why did they have to saw your entire body off

final spruce
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Most psykers lose a decent part of their casting abilities once they have the implants to secure their powers

crisp heath
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It's actually kind of hilarious that being a Psyker can be the best thing of your life

storm jungle
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Im pretty sure the Emperor is also eating souls

crisp heath
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Or literally the worst

final spruce
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Especially those of the Astra Telephatica

barren tapir
storm jungle
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You sure?

crisp heath
barren tapir
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Yes

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All souls got to the astronomican

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Well, souls, all psychic energy

crisp heath
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And uhh
Well
The Emperor's consuming them in some way iirc
Or taking them in at least.

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I remember Abnett's Eisenhorn talking to an Emperor with the worst split personality ever

final spruce
crisp heath
final spruce
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Also its the whole schtick of the Primaris Psykers

crisp heath
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But basic lore gets trumped by writing memes anyway.

barren tapir
storm jungle
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Im pretty sure he is

final spruce
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Aka they were pretty powerful so they stuck as many safety implants as possible but it severely diminushed their abilities

crisp heath
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Chaeacters like Agun Soric got explicitly more powerful

storm jungle
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the writers wouldnt miss a grim oppoturnity like that

final spruce
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Thus why they are allowed with the IG

crisp heath
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Or at least it's not conveyed properly

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About how unlocking potential blah blah

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But lore is scuffed

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You have implants that can reduce blanks

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But also not really.

barren tapir
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Lore regarding psykers is fuzzy

crisp heath
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Ye

storm jungle
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Lore regarding 40k is fuzzy

crisp heath
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Also ye

storm jungle
barren tapir
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And for sure Dan isn't a great source regarding balnks and psykers

crisp heath
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They never really make it clear lol

crisp heath
barren tapir
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The mind of the emperor is completely fragmented, that is also why big G is called in different titles when he met with big E

crisp heath
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I still remember plenty of rando. short stories where psyker power is just

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hand wave it becomes true just because convenient story stuff

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The only reason it really passes is because psykers have done worse in lore

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When you can explode into a demon randomly
I'm not really going to doubt much of anything tbh

cerulean wagon
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psykers can have basically any manifestation of power because it is a manifestation of will pmuch

crisp heath
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Ye

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And that's
Author dependent

final spruce
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Lore wise they are usually rated on their "power level"

crisp heath
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At least weapons and doctrines tend to be much more baseline

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Unless they're special snowflakes anyway

final spruce
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Aka psykers with few powers end up in groups in the Astra Milaitrum because they need to be 4-5 to actually cast something

crisp heath
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Like land raiders with multilasers

cerulean wagon
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ngl i tend not to touch blackship lore cause like

crisp heath
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👀

cerulean wagon
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it could be interesting

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but then

crisp heath
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Tends not to be

cerulean wagon
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hurhur grimderp usualy happens

barren tapir
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It is a mess

crisp heath
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Ye

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Big mess

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Plus there's no real standard tbh

barren tapir
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Theoretically they were always manned by SoS, but that conflict with the lore that put the SoS as exiled

cerulean wagon
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a lot of the horrors of a blackship can be explained by the fact you have literaly thousands of psykers trying to be active in one place

barren tapir
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Then who the hell manned them?

cerulean wagon
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theres gonna be a few accidents

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but like, wew do they not make it that

crisp heath
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The Imperium is a miracle

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Because they're literally so incompetent

barren tapir
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Blackships also were stated to keep the psykers in stasis or in null cells

crisp heath
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It's a miracle it's still alive.

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So much grim durr

final spruce
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I wouldn't call them incompetent because else it wouldn't work

crisp heath
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When like 3/4th of it is blatantly corrupt

final spruce
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Hell the Adminsitratum is pretty skilled when you see how much you have to manage

crisp heath
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They're definitely incompetent, mostly due to the thing keeping them alive in the first place.

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And I'm an imperium fan.

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You have commanders who are literally just

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"Yeah bury them in bodies lol"

final spruce
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Dunno you seem more like a memelord than anything else tbh

crisp heath
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In explicit situations that don't work

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That's because 40k lore is a mess

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Paradoxes happen daily

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It has millions of bodies to throw into the flame at will
But at the same time, it also doesn't when its convenient

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Because black lore writing logistics isn't very smart most of the time.

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It has entire worlds fall in hours just because it's convenient for epic scale

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And while the Administratum works
It's incompetent and corrupt and most definitely ignorant, especially when in-lore the Imperium isn't fighting just xenos and chaos, but also itself

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If I was a memelord
I'd just call it grimderp as usual and not pay any mind

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But it's more of a sore point on how inconsistent the lore is when it can't decide if the Imperium is always based
Or always weird and backwards

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And sometimes it's both at the same time
which
Just doesn't make sense tbh

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Like
Seriously
Just look at Grey Knights killing IG regiments

cerulean wagon
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its because a lot of the writting is lazy and written for shock factor over any sense

crisp heath
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How is that standard practice like
Ever

cerulean wagon
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ye its fuckin dumb

crisp heath
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The only good thing is the lore is finally saying that it's NOT standard practice

cerulean wagon
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na rin

crisp heath
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But considering how many actual demon encounters there are

cerulean wagon
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new lore like

crisp heath
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It's basically genocide

cerulean wagon
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a month ago reconfirmed it

crisp heath
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Or is it still what they normally do

cerulean wagon
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with inquis and grey knights purging regiments mid battle

crisp heath
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Lmao

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See
How is that not incompetent

cerulean wagon
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I think tho what zher meant is that

crisp heath
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Just regiment them into an Inquisitorial IG battalion or smth

cerulean wagon
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overall, for well written lore, a lot of the core of the imperium (the admin n stuff) isnt incompetant

crisp heath
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Mass purge them if needed
But mass execution seems like such an overdramatic meme

cerulean wagon
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but the issue is theres so much just

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garbage lore

crisp heath
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Ye

cerulean wagon
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see: all the recent core lore from gav thorpe

crisp heath
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I think the general idea they wanna make is that

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Even with how messed up the imperium is, they still survive

cerulean wagon
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its why, even tho it still has a few issues, i think Dan Abnett has a much better grasp of the setting than most other authors

crisp heath
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But that just seems backwards to me

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Ye thank god for Abnettverse

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And the Sabbat worlds.

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Even if there's sometimes way too much plot armor, it's all stuff that makes sense

cerulean wagon
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theres plot armour ofc, its a story so its not always perfect

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but the overall setting utilization is great

crisp heath
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Yup

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Tbh the only bullshit plot armor is Mkoll anyway.

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Man can duel big E himself and probably win with how based he is

barren tapir
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Mkoll being a shard of big E confirmed???

final spruce
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Wouldn't explain the amount of plot armor he is wearing

crisp heath
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Ye

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Even Big E lost to Horus

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Mkoll fried a chaos dreadnought, snuck past TWO enemy camps full of bad guys, killed a possessed sorcerer demon guy

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And a ton of weird, cool stuff

cloud kindle
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mkoll?

barren tapir
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The chief scout of the Tanith

cloud kindle
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ah kk

tiny nova
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That stuff is a little odd but I think them wiping a chaos marine squad with ,8~ guardsmen is one of the more impressive ghost feats

cloud kindle
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was wondering if it was a weird way of saying malcador

tiny nova
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Though at one wound a piece who wouldn't wipe a chaos marine squad

cursive hull
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I remembered a particular Commissar, can't remember if it was Gaunt or not, fought a Khornate Berserker in melee and won.

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...That might have been Cain?

cerulean wagon
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Ye was

cursive hull
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I did just remember he was pissing himself in the moment.

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Course, its Gaunt who has the stupidly OP powersword.

cerulean wagon
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Think the zerker had also had the piss shot out of him, and they make a point of having cain not try and strength check that shit

cursive hull
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Well yeah

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Cain is definitely not stupid enough to try and brute force a Space Marine, let alone even a wounded Berserker.

cerulean wagon
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yeah

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its a little OTT, but like

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not so much to be impossible

storm jungle
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That and berserkers are braindead, so...

cerulean wagon
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yup

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not like that time he dueled an genestealer patriarch to a standstill which is a bit more on the "wut" side

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but atleast he didnt win that one

cursive hull
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Didn't he run away from that particular fight as quickly as possible? Or did he get rescued? I still haven't found my Cain books to reread the whole thing.

cerulean wagon
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that was ||won by the melta, as all good fights are||

cursive hull
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Ah

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Yes

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Honestly, if that didn't do it I'd be disappointed.

cerulean wagon
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haha

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But ye cain is an exceptional swordsman to the point of being offered to participate in a spar with a space marine

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gets fucking floored

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but its neat that its not just hes crazy good and people act like its normal

cursive hull
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Well yeah. He's good, for a human.

Which is kinda his whole thing.

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He thinks he's not as good as he is.

But he is in a pretty high percentile as far as non-genehanced humans go.

cerulean wagon
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yup

cursive hull
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Partially because he uses common sense.

plucky moth
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He’s also a handsome lad

cursive hull
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Massive side burns

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I'd be sad if Cain didn't look like Burnside as an old man.

final spruce
cursive hull
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For the uninitiated.

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Burnside here is one of the potential origins for the word Side burns

cerulean wagon
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id like to see old caine, like 2nd siege of perlia caine

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but reguvination treatments

cursive hull
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yee

cerulean wagon
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based melta

cursive hull
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Melta is underappreciated

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The Melta pistol makes me feel happy inside as a concept.

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The uh

final spruce
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But Cain narrates him as his instincts and years of training barely keeping him alive and also noting that the Khornate beserker was abnormally slow (injured)

cursive hull
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Inferno pistol*

final spruce
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And Jurgen just blasts it with his melta, as always

cerulean wagon
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goood

cursive hull
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I don't care how hopped up on the dark gods you are.

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Super heated molecules punted at you at incredible speeds will wreck your shit

final spruce
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It destroys leman russes, a spess mhrens don't stand a chance

cerulean wagon
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wheres uh

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sus to tell us SM armour is thicker than rus armour

cursive hull
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...TBH, as somewhat insane as it was for Space Marine to make the Melta into your horde clearing shotgun...

plucky moth
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The plot armour is thicker

cursive hull
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I don't think its far off to say anything caught even near to the Melta beam should catch on fire.

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I still hated that in Space Marine the Melta gun had like...

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No AP

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What the fuck is this

final spruce
tiny nova
cerulean wagon
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You thinking of the same bit I am? with ||the reclaimers?||

tiny nova
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Yes

cerulean wagon
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been a while since i read it

tiny nova
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He loses but he manages to get a lick in

cerulean wagon
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yi

tiny nova
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Interesting book and chapter

cerulean wagon
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very yeah

crisp heath
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Ye

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I think that's pretty much the only time I remember a Space Marine ever thinking of a normal human with something like camaraderie/respect.

cerulean wagon
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So i didnt know where to put this but ive decided on putting it here

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because i have suffered and so shall you

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someone who obviously loves the american army has tried to do marines art and there are so many things wrong wtih this image it hurts my soul

cursive hull
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They seem to have missed the fucking point

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Honestly, going over the top with a red white and blue colorscheme, stars and stripes chapter markings, and a pumped out bolter would have done well.

cerulean wagon
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instead we got NVGs to go over his helmet

cursive hull
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I was going to say

cerulean wagon
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which has inbuilt NVGs

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THEY ARE ALSO ALREADY DOWN IN THAT POSITION

cursive hull
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Really, fucking NODs on a helm that has autosenses with everything icnluded?

cerulean wagon
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SO THEY CANT EVEN MOVE OVER THEY EYES

cursive hull
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Also, literally just the most cowardly god damn chapter.

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Actual camo?

cerulean wagon
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i dont mind the camo

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just everything else

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the AR-15 style gun with controls too small for a marine to use

crisp heath
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literally the first thing I noticed.

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I'm okay with the color scheme

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but the NVG over his helmet

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that's already got better sensors than that

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wtfug

cerulean wagon
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also

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he has earmuffs

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on the outside of his helmet

cursive hull
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I just fucking noticed that

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Holy shit

cerulean wagon
cursive hull
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Does this person thing Space Marines are their armor? Or something?

barren tapir
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And yes, some other chapters think they are coward or simply don't have honour

cursive hull
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I was going to say

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Best example of marines using stealth and obscuring methods is the uh... Raven Guard, right?

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I like the Raven Guard, tbh. But I'm going to be honest.

This person probably imagines Marines shy away from melee.

glad prism
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Thunder Warrior, I grant you, but this is by the same artist, he's certainly aware of melee being a proficiency of Astartes

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That particular example of his though, I will call a blunder.

cursive hull
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It feels like he didn't realize you can't really slap a modern set of equipment onto a space marine and call it a theme

dim totem
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with the camo marine skele posted?

cursive hull
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yes

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Like

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Raven Guard are the closest to the concept.

dim totem
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raven guard are cool ok

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that camo marine is just butt ugly

cursive hull
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I meant

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Raven Guard are the closest to the aesthetic he was going for, but done right.

dim totem
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yh

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i hate the rifle and the stupid night goggles thing the most

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it looks like they dont fit over the eyes

cursive hull
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They don't.

dim totem
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also it's probably already added in the armor

cursive hull
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It is

cerulean wagon
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he also has earnuffs on the outside of his helmet

dim totem
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and the rifle

glad prism
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Yeah, like I said, that one is just

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A blunder

dim totem
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who even made that lol

glad prism
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George Abalayan

dim totem
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i was expecting his other art to be way worse lol

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it's mostly ok it seems

glad prism
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I sort of can overlook the earmuffs in that they do look like they're part of the helm itself, just metallic, but the rest of the additions are not for me

barren tapir
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Raptors SM, also called reasonable marines

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Because they are... Reasonable in their approach

glad prism
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Reasonable Marines are the memes made from them for the most part.

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A child of 1d4chan I'm pretty sure.

storm jungle
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Yeah dont they just act tactically sensible?

barren tapir
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Kinda

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Reasonable marines is really a title used to refer to them

storm jungle
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i dont get this impression of people thinking every marine chapter charges into melee combat like its the first thing on their mind

barren tapir
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Then 1d4chan expanded on it

glad prism
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Raptors are much more like, you know, regular marines. Reasonable Marines are just the meme made from them.

barren tapir
dim totem
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ah yes the raptors

glad prism
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I very much blame the Templars more

storm jungle
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Templars in general just are boring to me though so i cant say much about them lul

cursive hull
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I don';t mean to imply Space Marines elect melee over ranged

storm jungle
glad prism
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They're so bland.

cursive hull
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I just meant like

barren tapir
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Their cross isn't even that of the templars, it is of the hospitalier

cursive hull
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A Space Marine is universally dangerous in melee, so it'd be weird to eschew it entirely.

cerulean wagon
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we really gonna be actin like the raptors are the only one using tactics

dim totem
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most big metal things are

cerulean wagon
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doing raven guard dirty like that

barren tapir
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No no, it is just that raptors are more like the image you posted than raven guard

cursive hull
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Also, while kinda stereotypical and semi-canon, the Blood Ravens.

They've got a bit of the same vibe as Raven Guard.

glad prism
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Aesthetically, kind of, but not much else, they're just greener Raven Guard

dim totem
barren tapir
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A lot of chapters make use of tactics, raptors are peculiar though as they prefer ranged instead of melee like the raven guard

dim totem
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so beause theyre green they ressemble modern marines?

cerulean wagon
barren tapir
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Raven guard really love their lighting claws

cursive hull
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Also, Mark 6 Corvus armor

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Gotta love it

barren tapir
storm jungle
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🐦

cursive hull
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I do love the explanation for beakies actually kinda... Making sense.

glad prism
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The Hussar as a Blood Angel was pretty slick

dim totem
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i wonder what beakies keep in their beak

cursive hull
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Advanced autosenses

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Beakies have more powerful detection equipment.

glad prism
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Aerodynamics of a lobster

dim totem
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i thought worms for prechewing

cursive hull
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Why not both?

tiny nova
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It's where they store the nuclear materials in the suit

storm jungle
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Beak-Nuke

dim totem
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so where do the nuclear materials go in the regular marines hmmm?

cursive hull
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You don't want to know.

glad prism
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In the power pack :)

restive turtle
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When my big brother started reading a lot of 40k Novels, he was surprised at how absurdly rare charge-Marines were.

cursive hull
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You mean, melee happy Space Marines?

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Long story short, no reason to give up a superior position or situation to engage in fisticuffs sometimes.

cerulean wagon
cursive hull
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Like, yes, Space Marines are undeniably great in melee, especially in crowded and cramped interiors of starships or fortifications.

But they aren't dumb.

That's what the really bad Khornate Berserkers tend to do and get killed doing.

restive turtle
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Something like Space Wolves and Black Templars can be pretty melee happy, but even they can be smart about it.

cursive hull
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Well, the Black Templars and Space Wolves kinda specialize in melee, but yeah, they too aren't dumb.

Space Wolves still have a devastator equiv for good reason.

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Putting Space Marine Neophytes into melee though, that I think is still a bit silly on both their parts.

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There's a reason Neophytes are used as scouts in most chapters.

restive turtle
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The Blood Claws are stronger and closer to ordinary Marines than Scouts iirc, probably force grown, but they dont fill the same useful tactical role.

cursive hull
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This is true.

But I still dislike the idea. It seems fool hardy.

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Like, I get its to let the Blood Claws vent and try to learn how to control their Wulfen-ism, and shock infantry is definitely useful.

But its weird to put your less experienced troops into cqc so often.

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I especially dislike it with the Black Templars

restive turtle
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Funny enough, Wolf Scouts are often very experienced.

cursive hull
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In all seriousness though.

Its one thing to hand your Space Marine scouts flamers, shotguns, stalker bolters, etc.

Its entirely another to hand your neophytes a bolt pistol and a CQC weapon.

Black Templars make little sense to me.

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And I know not all BT Neophytes get stuck into melee.

Some do use the typical scout roster of weapons.

It just feels off.

odd sparrow
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black templars are not valid

storm jungle
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Black Templars are pretty deleet worthy

vapid tiger
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Black templars are crazy and insane that's why

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Tbf the templar neophyte will constantly be accompanied by a fully fledged marine but still

visual pumice
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Take their great swords

vapid tiger
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What's weird to me is that the templars don't have devastators

cursive hull
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Apparently their Neophytes can carry heavy bolters into battle.

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Also

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Are we sure they don't even have a Dev equiv?

visual pumice
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I’ll carry them to their grave

cursive hull
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Because that seems... Suicidal.

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Its one thing to try to murder-charge an enemy with your cqc blender infantry.

Its entirely another to try it while being shot at because no one is suppressing the enemy with a hail of gun fire.

Or, hell, have any dependable long range infantry carried AT.

restive turtle
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The BL Recruits who survive are heulva good at melee tho lol

vapid tiger
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Since they haven't had a codex in a very long time

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So I guess they have them?

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maybe?

cursive hull
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I hope that's true in canon too. Because... Its like...

It'd be like the Dark Angels not having Assault Marines or something.

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It'd be really weird.

vapid tiger
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Yep

restive turtle
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They do have them, its just more rare.

vapid tiger
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Yeah that makes more sense

restive turtle
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But both the Space Wolves and Black Templars seems to have changed somewhat doctrine with Primaris.

cursive hull
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I kinda hate how messy Primaris have made everything. Not only do they often overlap roles just enough to be frustrating, they still act like specialists more than generalists, making it really awkward.

cerulean wagon
#

its because instead of having "heavy weapons" who deal with that sector of stuff

#

primaris have entire squads dedicated to a single gun

#

"this is the plasma gun squad"

vapid tiger
#

I imagine the primaris space wolves and black templars still follow the doctrines of their chapters in a broad sense, but lean towards the codex a little bit more when it comes to fighting and organization

#

But yeah

No details on it

#

Even in the space wolves codex supplement it's not really elaborated upon

#

Which is annoying

restive turtle
#

But do recruits of either exist in the new versions?

#

Arent they just Primaris Scouts?

vapid tiger
#

It's established that primaris still have scouts that are functionally the same as firstborn scouts

cursive hull
#

I do hope the Primaris stay specialists based on weapon.

If they could equip anything they liked, Tac Marines are just gone.

vapid tiger
#

But I imagine wolf scouts are going the way of the dodo in the space wolves due to primaris marines

Slowly being replaced by vanguard marines

#

Due to wolf scouts always being a veteran position

#

Like, I still imagine they're similar in how they operate but not the same

It's established that among codex compliant chapters it's

Scout > vanguard marine > fire support > close support > battleline > veteran (and any of the last few can apparently still assume vanguard roles when the situation calls for it)

cursive hull
#

You mean assault? Vanguard is something else?

vapid tiger
#

Vanguard marines are the infiltrators and whatnot

cursive hull
#

fair enough.

vapid tiger
#

Anyone in phobos armor

#

Or omnis armor

cursive hull
#

Wait

#

Doesn't that now mean we have two squads based on the name Vanguard?

#

The melee veterans and the Phobos armor folks?

vapid tiger
#

Yes.

#

Well actuall6

#

Vanguard vets are a squad type

#

Vanguard marines is a broad classification for the tacticool primaris squad types

#

the guys in phobos and the suppressor

cursive hull
#

yee

storm jungle
#

its like tactical marines were uh

vapid tiger
#

it's confusing

storm jungle
#

suppose to be "tactical"

cerulean wagon
vapid tiger
#

Anyway I imagine for primaris space wolves it's

Assault Intercessor "Blood Claw" > Battleline "Grey Hunter" > Fire Support "Long Fang"

And then inceptors are sky claws and vanguard marines are wolf scouts but in proper squads and taking up those roles

Like I'd be surprised if primaris space wolves didn't still use the names but just applied them on a broader scale

restive turtle
#

I am pretty satisfied with some of the new Primaris units, the ones that annoys me the most are the Assault Intercessors.

restive turtle
#

I dont care about the racing cars

#

I only care about that they removed Jump packs and now made them run on foot.

storm jungle
#

too bad

#

now go buy it

restive turtle
#

The thing about Primaris was that they were supposed to be more mobile, why remove the jump pack when they gave the semi Terminator and the guy with the AutoCannon it.

vapid tiger
#

And then for primaris black templars I imagine it's

Neophyte > Assault Intercessor/Battleline "Initiate" > Veteran Intercessor/Bladeguard "Sword Brethren"

And then everything else is seen as a specialist role

It's stated that black templars use vanguard marines but I imagine they just take up vanguard roles when the situation calls for it or have ritualized it in some way

barren tapir
#

Has ever been given an explanation for why they don't get jump packs anymore?

restive turtle
#

I mean they give it to a semi Terminator, and someone with an AutoCannon.

#

They arent lacking it

vapid tiger
restive turtle
#

What do Assault Intercessors do of use on the Tabletop compared to Assault Marines?

vapid tiger
#

You could take assault marines without the jump packs

#

So they were a thing

#

It's just that you'd be an idiot not to give them jump packs

vapid tiger
#

That's the difference

#

And assault intercessors are troops

#

which is the big difference

storm jungle
#

are those the stupid marines with oversized boots

vapid tiger
#

no assault intercessors are the reg primaris marines but with chainswords

#

Oversized boot boys are inceptors

storm jungle
#

Jesus christ

vapid tiger
#

yep

#

the names

#

suck

#

ass

errant mauve
storm jungle
#

I didnt know holding a chainsword and a pistol was a fucking expertise

restive turtle
#

lol

storm jungle
#

cant wait for Pilotcessors

#

because Marines are too dumb to fly aircrafts

#

or Drivercessors

#

because driving is also hard

#

also Fragcessors

#

because throwing is also extremely difficult

vapid tiger
#

It's supposed to be some kind of unit role or something since primaris marines are established as frequently switching squad types on the fly between campaigns

#

since their armor is modular or w/e

#

Assault intercessors

errant mauve
#

I don't have any primaris in my Marine armies because I stopped collecting LSM in 2014 HighIQ

vapid tiger
#

"Inceptors" is a stupid name when you're already using "Intercessors" as a name

barren tapir
#

Inceptors would be stupid even if there weren't intercessors

vapid tiger
#

Yeah

errant mauve
#

All primaris marine names are a big dumb

storm jungle
barren tapir
#

What the hell are they incepting?

vapid tiger
#

It's a word apparently but it's a stupid word

errant mauve
#

Alright fellas let's go with the naming convention of "verb starting with IN" and end it as a noun with "OR", this won't be confusing at all!

vapid tiger
#

I like the copyrightable stormcast unit names more

The primaris unit names sound like stormcast unit names but really stupid

errant mauve
#

Can't wait for primaris Introvertors to hit the market

barren tapir
#

It is a word indeed, and it is linked to inception iirc, but it kinda mean start

errant mauve
#

Primaris Investors

#

Primaris Introspectors

storm jungle
vapid tiger
#

Primaris Investors

Truly the most inhuman and uncaring of primaris marines

barren tapir
storm jungle
#

So yeah stormcasts got the primaris beat on the naming department i think

vapid tiger
#

Like geedubs if you were gonna give primaris marines dumb names at least make them metal sounding

There's like three primaris unit names that sound decent

#

Aggressors, Eradicators and Bladeguard

errant mauve
#

Man, I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place rn
I either have to

  • say SCE are good at something
  • Day something nice about primaris
    I don't like this
vapid tiger
#

The rest are dumb

storm jungle
#

they fill their fantasy role well enough

errant mauve
#

I don't really care for SCE

storm jungle
#

that and they arent oversaturated

errant mauve
#

I find them the worst out of the new AoS factions tbch

storm jungle
vapid tiger
#

I forgot

#

"Eliminators"

#

I like that one too

#

For the sniper primaris boys

#

That sounds cool

#

But "incursors"

#

"Suppressors"

errant mauve
#

Look stormcast are just every single new Space Marine homebrew ever rolled into one for me roat

vapid tiger
#

"reivers"

#

dumb names

storm jungle
#

Oh my god

#

is that like

errant mauve
#

Reivers sounds pretty cool imo

storm jungle
#

just them attempting to not say "reaver"

#

also i agree Reavers are actually fucking great

vapid tiger
#

Reiver is a word that sounds just like reaver but it's a real word that means "raiders"

storm jungle
#

looks badass as hell

#

Ah got you

vapid tiger
#

But

errant mauve
#

Reiver is a word yeah

vapid tiger
#

Here's the thing

#

Why not call them "RAIDER SQUADS"

#

THAT SOUNDS COOLER

storm jungle
#

you cant copyright that

#

oh wait-

errant mauve
#

I think Reiver sounds better than raider tbch

vapid tiger
#

actually i know why

#

Land Raiders

errant mauve
#

I hate the Reiver sculpys

vapid tiger
#

It sounds too similar to land raiders

errant mauve
#

The name is pretty dope

vapid tiger
#

But GW also has no problem with half of the primaris units having names that start with the letters "inc"

vapid tiger
errant mauve
#

Reject 14 different primaris troop options

#

Embrace tactical squads

vapid tiger
#

Beaky helmets with shark teeth painted on like the flesh eaters

#

that would be cool

#

As it stands they look like derpy chaplains or a bunch of marines who want to attend a white nationalist march and hit people with sticks

errant mauve
#

What bothers me about reivers is pretty much

  • wire mesh abs for some reason
  • tiny ankles
  • teeny tiny shoulderpads
  • skull mask (literally cool on any other unit)
    -muh knives
  • muh thigh pouches
storm jungle
#
  • wire mesh abs for some reason
#

My inner horny must disagree

vapid tiger
#

They'd look way better if you changed the helmet

#

The infiltrators look fine and they have a better helmet and otherwise identical armor outside of the antenna on their backpack

errant mauve
#

They look way better if they didn't have exposed abs and Manlet ankles kekw

storm jungle
#

silence fool

errant mauve
#

Feel free to disagree

vapid tiger
#

I'm wondering how the primaris terminators will look when they're inevitably unveiled

errant mauve
#

But the ankles just look atrocious to me

storm jungle
#

the gravis guys or whatever

vapid tiger
#

Gravis armor is a poor man's terminator armor

errant mauve
storm jungle
#

agreed

#

but like

#

im worried since the terminator design is Iconic™️

#

its almost impossible to top it

vapid tiger
#

They'll make primaris termies because primaris marines are a money printer

atomic pelican
#

Probably look kinda cadian tbh...

vapid tiger
#

They're gonna squeeze out as many units as they can

errant mauve
storm jungle
#

WHAT

errant mauve
#

To quote a friend

storm jungle
#

oh my god

#

i didnt even know they had an open back???

errant mauve
#

Also

vapid tiger
#

I kind of like how inceptors are a callback to a certain piece of rt artwork tbh tho

errant mauve
#

be GW
Make grav tanks
Make wheeled bikes

storm jungle
#

I hate the anti-grav trend so much

cerulean wagon
#

and then make gocarts

vapid tiger
#

Eh?

storm jungle
#

ehhh

errant mauve
errant mauve
vapid tiger
#

Let me quote what someone else said

storm jungle
#

i miss it when the custodes were the only faction with an entire anti-grav vehicle arsenal

#

it makes the tech much more "rare" looking

errant mauve
#

I like how GW talks about how primaris get all this lost and rare tech but doesn't let anyone but 2 dudes have Jumppacks

#

Oh three

#

The awful RG model has one too

storm jungle
#

They treat the primaris like fashion models

#

"i dont want to wear this, i miss my old costume

"YOU'LL WEAR IT AND YOU'LL FUCKING LIKE IT"

vapid tiger
#

"Part of what made 40k aesthetic distinct I feel is the anachronistic (I think that's the word??) design that went into things. Like land raiders are straight up just ww1 tanks but with laser cannons attached, and then transhuman power armoured monsters come pouring out of the hatches"

storm jungle
#

That and it being brutalist

#

the primaris are so modern sci-fi

vapid tiger
#

"grav tanks just don't hit the same way"

#

"Land Raiders and Rhinos: Based, cool, impractical rad ww1 designs

Primaris Hover tanks: Cringe, what is going on??? everything and nothing happening??? tank or floating gun??? occupies tau and eldar turf"

errant mauve
#

Reject poo-maris, embrace Chowse

vapid tiger
#

speaking of occupying eldar turf

Eradicators, despite having cool minis and a cool name, still kind of rub me the wrong way

#

They're space marine fire dragons

#

But 100% better than fire dragons

errant mauve
#

I miss the days when every single marine model ever didn't have a completely unique weapon no one else can use

vapid tiger
cerulean wagon
#

yup

errant mauve
#

6th edition: "Yeah my sternguard vets have 4 plasma guns and one melta"
"Ok cool, I know what those do since many models can take them"

9th edition: "Yeah my primaris introperstivinundators have a sugondese aleph-null hunter killer pattern bolt gun, that's different from the Candice ultra killy Pattern bolt rifles my interroultrmancigators have though"
Dies from aneurysm

vapid tiger
# errant mauve I miss the days when every single marine model ever didn't have a completely uni...

I find the 1st ed rulebook fascinating since instead of every faction (and unit nowadays) having unique weapons that no one else can use wasn't there at all

Anyone could take any weapon, and each weapon served as more of a broad weapon class than a specific weapon in universe

Like how a 19th century shotgun is a very different weapon compared to an AA-12 but they're both in the category of "shotgun"

errant mauve
#

Yessir

#

It's one of my main gripes about the new edition

#

Everyone has to explain what their shit does

vapid tiger
#

So eldar run around with boltguns and autoguns despite the shuriken catapult still being their most used weapon

Marines had said catapults too

Orks could run around with lasguns

cerulean wagon
#

how about them dakka rules

errant mauve
#

Instead just going "yeah these guys have a melta"

cerulean wagon
#

incase u didnt have enough rules

#

we made a new one

#

just for orks

errant mauve
#

"9th makes the games faster!"

#

Sorry, being a salty grog rn

cerulean wagon
#

it makes it faster cause the updated factions are OP and table the old ones quicker

vapid tiger
#

i would shill for 1pr again since it has universal rules that apply to everyone mostly but that didn't go over well last time

cerulean wagon
errant mauve
#

I guess I should put it this way

#

Imo

#

9th is faster for beginners compared to the old system, but the old system is much faster for more familiar players

atomic pelican
#

New dakka is fairly simple tho

#

Its legit just rapid fire

cerulean wagon
#

kinda

atomic pelican
#

Rapid fire but a set amount rather than double

cerulean wagon
#

but not really

atomic pelican
#

How so

cerulean wagon
#

its not double like u said

#

keep track of your dakka per gun

#

cause each one is different

atomic pelican
#

Yeah but its on the sheet

#

Its not like hidden

vapid tiger
#

I'm looking forward to new kill team more

atomic pelican
#

A big shootah will always be 3/5

vapid tiger
#

More accessible game with very exciting looking mechanics compared to the 8th ed version

atomic pelican
#

Yee new KT is hype

vapid tiger
#

very warcry-esque which is good

#

also no more plasma spam

#

apparently

atomic pelican
#

Also the only new codex I'd say is overly complicated is the admech one

vapid tiger
#

hopefully

atomic pelican
#

The drukhari codex is fairly simple

#

Simpler than some 8e ones

vapid tiger
#

I should get some of those raven guard primaris beaky helmets and put them on my reivers

#

Because I haven't touched them

#

because they're ugly

errant mauve
#

CSM codex never

vapid tiger
#

:((((

#

I feel so fucking bad for chaos players right now

atomic pelican
#

Im counting on new nids and cults with octavius sector stuff

vapid tiger
#

They promised 2w chaos marines over a year ago

#

They've never arrived

errant mauve
#

Tfw your 3.5 codex was so kino GW took the liberty of nerfing you for the next 5 editions

vapid tiger
#

fr

errant mauve
#

Certified "what did we do to justify this 4th edition marines were just as OP" moment

vapid tiger
#

Imo they should also combine daemons with marines again but maybe do it on a more limited level than ye olde chaos codex

cerulean wagon
#

they have been doing that but in the like

vapid tiger
#

Like maybe base csm could only take lesser daemons from all gods as troops but cult legions got access to the full roster of their respective god

Kind of like aos but slightly expanded compared to it

cerulean wagon
#

specific chapter for chaos codex

errant mauve
#

GW in 4th Ed be like:
Marines: can take an all T5 army that moves 13 inches every turn and can still charge - Balanced and fair!

WE can take Bezerkers and Chaos Spawn as troops - OY MATE THINK ABOUT THE GAME BALANCE

cerulean wagon
#

like death guard and uhh

vapid tiger
cerulean wagon
#

thousand sons is next right?

atomic pelican
#

Yee

cerulean wagon
#

i think so

vapid tiger
#

Do death guard have access to nurgle daemons now

cerulean wagon
#

correct me if im wrong tho

errant mauve
#

Tsons and GK yeah

atomic pelican
#

Thousand sons and umm, grey knights?

#

Yee

errant mauve
#

I'm playing pretty much only Heresy and AoS till codex CSM comes out. Not fun playing CSM currently.

atomic pelican
#

Im p sure the cycle of 9e has been, "new codex releases, everyone shits their pants to adjust, meta shifts and then the next boogeyman releases"

vapid tiger
#

Battlescribe says they're still seperate armies

cerulean wagon
#

admit it proud, u just wanna shit ur pants

atomic pelican
#

😩

errant mauve
atomic pelican
#

I consider myself a professional elf slayer after all the drukhari Ive fought

#

Cults feel oddly amazing in a vs drukhari meta

vapid tiger
#

In AoS chaos armies can run mortals and daemons in the same army without the daemons being allies but only if you take that god's list

#

Which is how it should be in 40k

atomic pelican
#

I'd chalk it up to handflamers and skirmishers fast enough to detonate raiders

vapid tiger
#

and honestly when it comes to 40k base csm should have some level of access to daemons because they feel almost underpowered compared to loyalists without being able to drop bloodletter bombs

#

well

#

Right now

#

And for a long time

atomic pelican
#

I wish 40k had a decent ally system

vapid tiger
#

They have been very

atomic pelican
#

AoS' slaps

vapid tiger
#

Very underpowered compared to loyalists

errant mauve
#

Just give us 2w GW pain

vapid tiger
#

Since like 5th edition chaos marines have fucking sucked ass compared to loyalists

errant mauve
#

I'll take anything at this point

#

For context

vapid tiger
#

On the table

errant mauve
#

In 5th

atomic pelican
#

Sorry CSM, ur the main antagonist and thus have to be easy for marines to kill

#

Calgar is going to get a sheet ability to oneshot lord of skulls

vapid tiger
#

Get back in the punching bag chaos legions

#

marneus calgar has to show you some manners again

errant mauve
#

SM had Know no fear (ignore morale) and +1 attack on the charge, as well as 2 chaoter abilities they got for free. They cost 13 points

CSM had uhhh. The marine statlines. They cost 12 points

vapid tiger
#

And in 3.5 csm were identical to marines except they were insanely customizable and could purchase big boy buffs, especially on their characters

With the tradeoff being that getting these buffs resulted in them costing more than loyalists

#

They were loyalists but more elite usually

errant mauve
#

3.5 had the KAI GUN

#

Now THAT was a relic

atomic pelican
#

Speaking of Good point balance. Incubi are only 1 point more expensive than banshees lul

vapid tiger
#

Because they had bargained their souls to chaos in exchange for moar power

errant mauve
vapid tiger
#

nowadays they're just kind of worse than loyalists

errant mauve
#

I loved playing 3.5e IW because they were hilariously overpowered.

CSM 3.5 def needed a nerf but not what Gav did where he just removed 80% of the content

atomic pelican
#

Run from it. Hide from it.

Gav comes all the same

vapid tiger
#

Death Guard are an improvement but only if you like nurgle

Your standard marines can still kiss guilliman's ass

errant mauve
#

Rip in peaces my obliterator Virus infected basilisks

cerulean wagon
#

Gav heading the new csm books next

errant mauve
cerulean wagon
#

bet

errant mauve
#

Pls no

atomic pelican
#

Prepare for a love triangle between 3 greater daemons

cerulean wagon
#

we already got the sparks for that is fall of bieltan

vapid tiger
#

"Hmmmm, what if we reduced the forgefiend's bs even further, I feel like bs 4+ is too much, it killed my primaris gladiator last game"

atomic pelican
#

Lov can blum on the rift

cerulean wagon
#

steve blum

vapid tiger
#

The forgefiend pisses me off actually

It's tankier than a predator sure and has better guns but it has bs 4+

it might not do much at all on a given turn

The only way to have it reliably deal damage is to have a sorcerer park next to it and buff its accuracy

plucky moth
#

Blumhaus Produkshuns

errant mauve
vapid tiger
#

"And their boltguns are probably not maintained very well, let's make them Str 3. We can mention chaos marines being shoddy compared to regular marines in some novel release later"

cerulean wagon
#

woah there mayo

#

we all know CSM prefer melee, that BS needs to be a 5+

errant mauve
#

"Since there's no logistics in the warp, let's make them cost 25 points"

vapid tiger
#

months later

"Why is everyone fielding cultists instead of marines?"

errant mauve
#

Now

#

Ibwill say

#

I always fielded a lot of cultists because it was fluffy for my brew

#

But in 8th I never ever fielded marines because they sucked so bad 😎

vapid tiger
#

I remember the community articles that came out weeks before the 8th ed chaos codex release

#

New models revealed and all

#

And they kept mentioning that they wanted to "give players more of a reason to field marines again over cultists"

#

and then they didn't

errant mauve
#

But Guys! We gave you marine rules but worse again!

atomic pelican
#

Marines are the chaff now

errant mauve
#

Smh ungrateful chaos fans

vapid tiger
#

Meanwhile some imperium fans are like "Why do those chaos fans never stop complaining, let me post a very angry response to someone complaining about chaos being underpowered on social media"

#

"and then post a meme later today about how chaos must be purged by le epic imperium"

errant mauve
#

To quote Goonhammer

#

"Chaos Space Marine fans are the whiniest in the community, which would suck if they weren't right"

vapid tiger
#

like it's true

#

There's this one really whiny channel on youtube I watched back in the day (but veered into shitty territory later) who made a bunch of harshly worded videos about how fucked over chaos had been and how people shouldn't be surprised a lot of chaos fans migrated over to horus heresy despite it costing a boatload more than 40k

#

and he always had a point?

errant mauve
#

Macca?

vapid tiger
#

Yeah

errant mauve
#

Same

#

I really don't agree with a lot of his opinions but he nails Chaos spot on in What Broke the Fans

vapid tiger
#

I don't like him nowadays but he was talking about space marine power creep and gw's price model before it was cool

#

Like it's only when 9th ed released that people at large went "wait a minute"

errant mauve
#

I think he has good takes on rules and business but terrible takes on the community

vapid tiger
#

Yeah

#

Same

#

He also has narrative takes on 40k's fluff but that's hit-or-miss generally

errant mauve
#

Yeah

vapid tiger
#

Like, "8th edition's narrative changes mean nothing because the status quo has barely changed from a practical standpoint and it has only gotten worse since godblight"

Good take

#

But then he'll rant about how anyone who likes primaris marines is a "cumguzzler"

errant mauve
#

It's like
Macca: "I would've preferred if Guilliman didn't return, especially in the way he did"
Me: "Yeah! It was a rather lazily thought out!"
Macca: "And that's why Black people can't be ultramarines."
Me: bruh

storm jungle
#

speaking of all of this, and just as im cruising through r/40klore

#

Just finished reading “Beneath the Flesh”, a short story for the Flesh Tearers (part of the Trial by Blood, which is really good).

It’s literally 5 Flesh Tearers against 4078 World Eaters. And the Flesh Tearers absolutely trash the World Eaters. 3 of the 5 make it out alive, and Gabriel Seth not Chaplain Apollus were present during the fighting.

vapid tiger
#

what the FUCK

storm jungle
#

I dont have the capacity to understand tabletop but man i legit feel bad for chaos players with fluff when its shit like this

vapid tiger
#

I love how shit like this exists but if you go on that sub and claim that gw's writing is often terrible people will jump down your throat

storm jungle
errant mauve
vapid tiger
#

What the fuck

errant mauve
#

Guess landraiders really do use multilasers guys

#

It's in a book!!!!!

storm jungle
#

ITS FROM 2012

#

AAAAAA

vapid tiger
#

Okay land raiders with multilasers

I'm gonna

#

I'm gonna kinda defend cs goto on some random detail

#

that is how they were equipped in 1st ed

#

but yeah other than that goto shit

errant mauve
# storm jungle ITS FROM 2012

Also, if this is what they believe you could make the argument that a Flesh Tearer is significantly stronger than a Custode

#

The absolute state of marine novels

storm jungle
#

I'm just happy everyone in that thread is just in depression

#

just going about "yeah this is never gonna change, bartender, another round please 🥃 "

errant mauve
storm jungle
restive turtle
#

I assume the Flesh Tearers didnt kill all the World Eaters in a go

#

Altho Seth bae

gaunt vector
# storm jungle https://www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/oqarpu/are_loyalist_marines_significan...

I have read that, its quite bizzare but it basically seems that the FT just try to gtfo not stand and fight. a single assault squad runs into a traitor held facility with an apothecary and collects some stuff, then they run their way back out using traps and maximum situational advantages to survive. its not as bad as this says, I got the impression that there were perhaps a couple of hundred WE most of whom either failed to get to the Flesh Tearers before they gtfo'd or lost too much time getting through traps and killboxes to inflict casualties. the FT had a crashed vehicle (I think it was a StormRaven) that did a lot of the work. It still had some severe loyalist bias but i don't recall it being that dumb.

errant mauve
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So

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what you're saying is

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OP lied

gaunt vector
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nah

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I just didn't think it was 4078 vs 5

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and if it was

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then that is some BS

restive turtle
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Even with that number proper context is needed

gaunt vector
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thats the equivilant of tableing multiple armies with 1 squad

errant mauve
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The way OP put it, at least to me, it sounded like 5 marines fought off 4000+ WE

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But if its just 5 Flesh Tearers tryna dip that's a lot easier to comprehend KEKW

restive turtle
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Like, there could be 5 kilometers between each World Eater and the 4 Marines could be Veterans plus Seth, knowing the proper context is important.

vapid tiger
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Reminder that khorne berserkers were once considered enough to kill primarchs in sufficient numbers

Before 7th ed Dorn's entire skeleton was on display in the Phalanx thanks to khorne zerkers

gaunt vector
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the only redeeming features are as follows: the FT were legging it not fighting, their crashed Stormraven and a bunch of traps that they laid also bought them a lot of time. I think there might have been 4k WE on the planet but I do not think that 4k WE assaulted the FT's position. From what i remember there were some raptors that tried to get over a wall but were killed by the stormraven then a bunch of beserkers broke through the main gate, an aspiring champion was spooky for a couple of pages before getting killed by a future member of Seth's own command squad and then the FT successfully ran away

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basically Left for Dead 2 but with World Eaters

restive turtle
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Tryna swarm Seth after he survived Leviathan

gaunt vector
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lmao

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Dev of Baal was good

restive turtle
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Am currently halfway through it

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Love it

gaunt vector
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nice

cursive hull
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This sounds like someone trying to make it out that Dawn of War 2 is canon and happened exactly as portrayed in game.

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Read: A single Space Marine squad saves an entire subsector... Three times.

storm jungle
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AND

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Even in DoW2 it atleast makes a bit more sense in some parts

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since its all suppose to be tactical strikes

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but I do say "A BIT"

cursive hull
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Yeah. They're doing surgical strikes. So its not... Terrible?

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But its still bad

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Fun game though.

storm jungle
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Yeah its gets ridiculous when they can kill like an entire army of 1000 hormogaunts

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but otherwise yeah its fun

cursive hull
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although, in my opinion, the fact Cyrus is the strongest character out of the bunch, only barely caught by Jonah Orion really makes it

storm jungle
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Cyrus could kill the entire hivefleet and I wouldn't mind

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Hes that smooth

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Anyone else though now that'd be bad

cursive hull
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He'd be mad about it the whole fuckin' time.

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Also yeah.

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It makes sense your reconnaissance specialist and stealthiest dude on the team is the best at the surgical strikes you're doing

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Also, the "Throne of Explosives" (Democharge thrown onto a det pack.) along with... I think its a sniper rifle that fires a delayed explosive charge into a target?

storm jungle
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Yep it is

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I used that move so much that I got it memorized by now

cursive hull
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Meanwhile, Jonah Orion telling perils of the warp to go fuck itself as he shits out smites/avengers/vortex's of doom, most of it for free while being practically invincible cuz he keeps healing himself and speeding himself up.

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Frankly speaking?

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Dawn of War 2 is a cake walk whenever the Tyranids are involved. Its almost comical how non-threatening they are if you bring Cyrus, and you really should.

crisp heath
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Also they frequently mention guard units failing to deal with eldar, tyranids, implying they are fighting there

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It's more just you're there for the decisive surgical strikes

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The system wasn't just saved by you

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You were providing relief and plugging leaks to a wider front

cursive hull
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No, but you as the Force Commander are the lynch pin to Imperial victory.

The fact that if you personally fail to keep Tyranid infestation in check you lose the campaign makes it ultimately clear that its still a bit absurd.

Yes, there are guard units in the system, tons of em and plenty of other Blood Ravens around, but they kinda make it clear you're doing the heavy lifting.

crisp heath
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Yeah but even when you are dealing with Tyranid threats, you aren't going on a mission to exterminate them but to either defend a key asset or eliminate a synapse creature

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You're not forming a frontline or holding it

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Someone's there, even if it's just turrets

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I think DoW1's latter 2 expansions are far more guilty of that tbh

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Imperial Guard General roams around the planet wiping out everything in his path with OP honour guard and his army never gets too thinned out no matter how much area he holds or losses he takes

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Or y'know 300 Space Marines holding an entire planet

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Which is somehow in canon described as a regular thing?

restive turtle
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Depends, against humans its because they kill the leadership and do guerrilla warfare, with aliens it can be this combined with mass killing or just that the invasion force isn't that big.

crisp heath
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They are specifically depicted in dc and ss holding bases and having garrisons, there is literally a purchase garrison option

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Meh it doesn't matter anyways

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I just don't think DoW2's portrayal is bad. I found it incredibly refreshing a decade ago and it left me with a big positive impression regarding how well it, imho, depicted SM being impactful. Surgical strikes, bolstering up a general effort

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Not doing it all by themselves and even often being told stuff like "The Guard will take it from here" by Derosa

cursive hull
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Its definitely a better interpretation than usual.

restive turtle
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DoW1 was more more similar to Starcraft by throwing endless Marines into the meat grinder. No clue how they did it in lore.

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Besides having Terminators standing on top of morphing Rhinos/Land Raiders wielding Multilazorz.

crisp heath
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Rediscovering geneseed every battle

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I just imagine a space marine having it removed and then inserted back in every battle

proper helm
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So when the Guard actually forms an army, do regiments get lumped into proper divisions?

cursive hull
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More or less?

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They somewhat have to coordinate closely, given most Regiments are heavily specialized.

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I think the two most flexible Regimental types the Guard has is Mechanized/Motorized and Infantry, even then, they're often intentionally lacking things like artillery, aircraft, heavy armor, etc.

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So it follows that Regiments would be grouped to cover one another's weaknesses.

proper helm
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Yeah, I imagine your average infantry regiment being allowed a dedicated mortar company, but no real big guns like the earthshakers for that reason

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hmm, you know I feel like at this point "your average" is very slightly a dirty word when talking about 40k lore

cursive hull
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I believe that's more or less accurate.

Its not like they can't have none of those other things, its just they're not allowed to have very much and not usually of any real significant power.

Also, its not entirely a dirty word. Depends on the regiment and thing we're talking about.

proper helm
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Yeah, I just sorta meant in general. There's at least one opposite example for everything in it at this point

cursive hull
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There is.

median sundial
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Did the Emperor actually try to ban religion or is it something the fandom blew out of proportion?

storm jungle
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Yes he did

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The guy pretty much destroyed every church in the world during the unification wars so its why he's pretty much seen as a member of r/atheism

weak fern
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One question, what became the Solar Auxilia after the HH ?

cerulean wagon
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they still exist

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just much smaller

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and based only in sol

cursive hull
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It should be noted, Emps banned religion partially out of an attempt to weaken the Chaos gods by depriving them of sources of worship. Course, that's not how they work.

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I don't know how aware of this he was, but I think by time the Heresy hit he realized it wasn't working.

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Least, it would have been a pretty damn good sign it wasn't working.

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The other reasons mostly have to do with Religious division being something he wanted to avoid.

vapid tiger
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The only exception he made was the Mechanicum

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simply because they were too good of allies to pass up

And they weren't quite as religious as they are by 40k

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but still religious

cursive hull
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Well, that, and their religion was ultimately more a cargo cult than an actual full blown religion.

vapid tiger
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Yeah

storm jungle
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It's a mix of that and as usual bad writing

cursive hull
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It was more the worship and obsession with knowledge than anything else.

storm jungle
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because with the Siege of Terra the writers are sneaking in the thing with Malcador where hes like "let them pray to Big E maybe it will do some magic shit"

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since in the original lore it was pretty stupid and weird on Big E's part so at least they're trying to fix it a bit so it makes sense with modern 40k

vapid tiger
cursive hull
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Well, not really the Omnissiah

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Its a trinity

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The Machine God, the Omnissiah, and the motive force.

vapid tiger
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ya

glad prism
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Part of their compromise to Terra, and the Emperor being one of the facets of the Omnissiah, or his avatar anyway

cursive hull
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Primarily because Big E could mysteriously fix anything merely by touching it

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Probably some psychic fuckery

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But if it works, it works.

vapid tiger
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Yeah

Imperial Truth was waived with them with the excuse that "ehhhhhhh they're not quite imperial but we don't talk about that"

cursive hull
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Well that and they'd literally not be able to get the great crusade off the ground without the Mechanicum.

vapid tiger
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Yeah that too

cursive hull
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The Mechanicum had ships and tech required for the Crusade.

vapid tiger
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It was a necessary compromise

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But it helps that the Mechanicum was more of a seperate, extremely ingrained ally to the Imperium compared to the later Adeptus Mechanicus which is directly part of the Imperium

cursive hull
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Sorta kinda, yeah.

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Well, there's still some separation with the Mechanicus, but not as much as the Mechanicum

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High ranking Mechanicus can and do often tell Inquisitors to go fuck themselves.

storm jungle
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"I swear we sent you your tanks they must have gotten lost in transport or something!"

cursive hull
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Losing a thousand baneblade heavy tanks intensifies

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...I wonder if the Mechanicus bothers the Dark Angels about retrieving some of their cooler toys.

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Like Sammael's jetbike

cursive hull
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Not like they'd do anything with it other than put it in storage and worship it as a relic, given they believe reverse engineering is heresy and is genuinely too risky.

But it does seem like a Mechanicus thing to do.

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Bother someone who has cool tech until they give it to them.

cursive hull
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(Or steal it)

crisp heath
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what you're telling me is that

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the next GW plot reveal is

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the Emperor is secretly the father of all Orks too

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🤔

cursive hull
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Theeeen again

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Maybe the AdMech already have a few Crusade/Heresy era jetbikes laying around.

coarse mirage
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Came across someone who said it was counterintuitive that the Tyranids use cults to weaken planets before invasion when their thing is overwhelming numbers.

cursive hull
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Wat

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Counter intuitive? That's just...

I don't think they understand how war works.

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You want every last advantage you can get.

So what it doesn't fit their stereotype? It makes sense and is good strategy.

atomic pelican
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The funniest part abt that complaint is that genestealers pre-date actual tyranids by technicality and fluff

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They are the vanguard after all

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That and overwhelming numbers is a oversimplification

gaunt vector
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I only recently discovered how genestealers generate their cults. ||Specifically the bit where they inject the "hippity hoppity your parental instincts are now the brood mind's property"|| and man that is hecked up

atomic pelican
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Wholesome

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Also idk why you spoilered that

gaunt vector
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neither do

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also

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atomic pelican
gaunt vector
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nah

cursive hull
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Genestealers are terrifying.

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And also, yeah.

atomic pelican
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To quote CalgarsHandR CalgarsHandL

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To think that Tyranids are mindless beasts is a grave mistake. When you fight Tyranids you face not only those before you on the battlefield, but the untold thousands which seek to surround you, which attack your supporting units and destroy your supply lines in perfect synchronicity. These aliens have shown evidence of both tactics and strategy that speaks of a far worse threat than that posed by a mere beast.

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Nids dont just swarm

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Theyre guided by a great intelligence

cursive hull
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Well, yeah.

They're basically a macro-organism constantly evolving to best kick your ass.

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atomic pelican
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Hivesmoothmind

gaunt vector
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lmao

storm jungle
atomic pelican
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His massive hands easily outdid them

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How can one even compete with the mits

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Well, until swarmlord took them but

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# atomic pelican Hivesmoothmind

fun fact: painting ur tyranids with smooth/ gloss paint will make them dumber than if u paint them in matte (this works even better if you do NOT thin your paints first!) then they will be more intelligent!

storm jungle
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I do love how the Nid's first big gig was gonna be so awesome then GW just came in and was like "hey kid change of plans, throw some punches first but then you gotta get knocked out by the Ultramarines"

atomic pelican
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Incredibly smart and glossy

storm jungle
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rip tyrannic war

cursive hull
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Big daddy Calgar spanking the swarmlord

atomic pelican
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I think the tyrannic wars were p good up until recently

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Since Cawl just confirmed he can asspull entire new biospheres and soil for baal and macragge

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Atleast before it was a pyrrhic victory

storm jungle
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no more Pac-Man

restive turtle
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I mean it still takes time for Cawl and he is among the few who can do it

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dim totem
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Question about tyranids

restive turtle
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You are not yourself when you're hungry, eat a Snickers.

dim totem
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Those weird guns they have

restive turtle
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Thaz what I said

gaunt vector
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lmao

restive turtle
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ish

dim totem
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Are those biological guns they're holding or just part of their body?

storm jungle
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Biological