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like the random ork sneaking up on the deathwatch wolf priest
I mean I kinda read it as the guy sorta paraphrasing it so maybe that explains the fanfic part.
hes paraphrasing yes, but a lot of these contents just shouldnt exist
other than the author going "look my book is quirky and different,"
Eh it's Orks so I let it slide off of the humorous aura they have.
aaaand thats exactly the issue
Also I like that after the main Ork guy liked his robotic heart better than his actual one.
a faction made to be a joke faction does not make them interesting to deal with. it feels like dealing with borderlands humour in 40k
its jarring
i stand by the opinion that it serves as a great foil to the overly serious nature that 40k sometimes has
Didn't you just say that you wanted Ork stories to lean more into the humor?
He was commenting on the story itself, not what he wanted
I guess yeah.
I do think that the Orkz of 40k could use a faction like the Kruleboyz or some equalvalent
Then again I am very biased towards Orks so bleg bleh bleh
I don't really have a horse in the race of orkz, I don't very much care about them
But I think a more serious ork subfaction works very well in AoS, and could in 40k too
having humour in 40k is fine, it exists prettt much all over the place in any well written book
having a faction made to be a joke is... egh
like i said, it feels like dealing with borderlands humour
I don't think we'll be getting a Kruleboyz situation with Orks in 40k, regular Orks are flexible enough to work as a serious faction.
i do def like the more like, sorta cruel malicious vibes for orks
I mean for God's sake in Space Marine I'm scared of facing down the Nob enemies.
the whole thunderous war machines blackening the sky and crushing the previous civilisation of the world into the sediment vibes, as opposed to heehoo funny orks
I also might just like LOTR orcs and Kruleboyz are clearly more inspo'd by them to some extent :p
mood
This krieg trailer is the first time we have seen cruel malitious orks since the space marine game
its... beena hot minute
mood it's honestly refrehsing
it is
Isn't like the whole "ha ha funni greenman" thing only in memes?
nah
unfortunatley not
it's v present in GWs actual stuff too, though not quite to the same extent as some memes
orks are the only faction i can say 100% are summed up by their memes
the only bit thats exagerated is the memetic field stuff
the "if they believe a thing it happens"
Yeah I've been told the color thing only works in big groups.
Also it could be me not seeing enough official stuff but I don't really see that much funny stuff compared to them being cockney barbarians. It's like a 4:5 split
football hooligans is what they are
Yeah predictably GW shys away from the ridiculous ~belief~ stuff cus it's a massive can of worms for writing orks
i am all on board for that idea
who are very easy to write in the first place
I think the best mix of silly and serious for Greenskins are the Gloomspite Gitz. They aren’t quite as serious as their bigger cousins but are terrifying in their own right. An impending attack from them and Da Bad Moon makes physics go out the window, people get horrible nightmares then succumb to being a fungal zombie, then on one awful night the Gobbos burst out of the ground without warning, while Da Bad Moon hangs above the sky, ready to devour the world
I just want like an anthology book where Greenskins get into a buncha shenanigans. Like grots piloting a ramshackle mech made out of Space Marine Armor so they can get out alive, or a Ork Boy putting on an Inquisitor's jacket as a joke and then accidentally being confused for an actual Inquisitor. I reckon there'll be enough serious Ork stories that they can be alright relatively so.
I feel like it's probably best that I never become a Warhammer Writer.
I just remembered a thing.
Didn't someone at one point unironically say the Uplifting Primer wasn't just Imperial Propaganda?
(I'm sure some of it is alright, but like... A lot of it has to be propaganda.)
Even though it contains stuff like this:
I feel like you can't just catch an Ork's wrist like that and overpower him, even with leverage.
Especially not as a normal IG, unless that Ork is just grown and barely a few minutes old.
Clearly it's accounting for the IG having the fearlessness of a krieg
Every faction has their own unique methods of coping 
That would work on tau though 
I'm not saying you couldn't bumrush an ork like this successfully.
But it does feel like trying to brute strength an Ork without astartes strength is a bad idea.
Like, if you're to best an Ork, I do think doing so using leverage and physics works best.
The wrist control method sounds actually kinda valid. Orks are less dexterous than Grots right? So it seems like trying to over twist their joints should work well.
I think so I think as they get bigger they get less dexterous as the mass of muscle slows them
But yeah, the above method should absolutely work on T'au.
I feel like the T'au aren't as outmatched as the memes portray them as, with it being closer to a 60/30 in favor of the guard at the most, and 50/50 at best odds for the T"au, but from my memory, humans are at least marginally stronger than T'au.
And strength does play a massive role in deciding who wins a CQC encounter.
maybe it was me pointing out the basic survival and first aid stuff being more or less real world accurate?
I mean, I'd never say its totally bullshit
The Primer does have a few tips and points that are genuinely useful.
But most of its information of fighting Xenos, and on Xenos in general has to be bogus.
well its basicly a spoof on like the old primers the used to give soilders in like ww1 n 2 isnt it?
No clue.
But in fairness, its harder to fuck up human v human encounter advice.
I feel the Ork's Extensor being the size of a man's thigh throws a real wrench into this equation of wrist twisting
I don't quite mean grabbing them physically as much.
Like, some of the disarming sword strokes, for officers.
When it comes to the grunts, I feel like they have a better chance sticking it in the head with their bayonets.
Any actual hand to hand encounter with an Ork will go badly.
Yeah, seems rather unwise to engage with the combat knife unless you lost your lasgun
(Unless, again, you're an Astartes, so you can punch out just about anything.)
welll ya they can literally tear your arm off n beat you to death with it
The efficient ork twists your head off like a bottle cap
Or those little machines that you put a coin in and it spits about a gumball
Meanwhile in Astartes town.
(Yes, I know it cuts before the Orks mob that marine and chop him to death.)
I still can't figure out where that animation comes from
Looks like its made by the same guy who did Astartes but I can't be sure.
It is
It was in a Patreon vid iirc
If it's showing the Lamenters on Slaughterhouse III, boy am I glad that they get metaphorically (and probably literally) dick punched by the Orks
I do appreciate the detail of the Astartes clenching his arm up so his joint isn't exposed, making sure the choppa will only hit armor.
Also... Why glad? I thought the Lamenters were almost universally felt bad for by... Well, a lot of people.
Aight
So this requires some context haha
I got into the hobby round 2010, when the Badab War Imperial Armour was coming out
Also where Lamenters really got into the spotlight
And tbch, even to this day I have no idea why people think they're unlucky.
Every bad incident that's occured to them is a consequence of their own action, just like on Slaughterhouse III.
shrug
Its to do with them being apart of the cursed founding.
Because
Honestly
I'd argue they've had many lucky runs
A chapter on a Penitent Crusade surviving a Hive Fleet certainly doesn't do it through just kill
They also got off relatively easy in Badab compared to the Mantis Warriors
Long and the short of it. I don't think the Lamenters are literally cursed.
Just that their founding makes they themselves and the Imperium view them as so, so they kinda end up in a self fulfilling prophecy.
So like, I kinda agree?
But I also think the worst things that have happened to them are still harsh, even by 40k standards.
They make their own prophecy imo. Lamenters have an immense martyr complex and often place themselves in deadly situations, which is then attributed to bad luck instead.
So basically Salamanders but less humble?
I'll give an example on Slaughterhouse III
The Lamenters were combatting Orks there, as Ultramarine and White Scars reinforcements were making their way over
Calgar told the Lamenters to stand down and wait for the reinforcements to arrive, since even though there were 6 companies of Lamenters there, the Ork horde was too large.
While they would lose civilian life, it was better to temporarily take losses to conserve strength in order to wipe out the Orks once they arrived
The Lamenters, being the good boys they are, just can't see Imperial lives being taken, and launch an all out Alpha Strike on the Orks.
While it initially was a success, with civilians being rescued, they take losses worth 4 companies of marines, as another wave of Orks was encroaching.
As a propaganda move for the Imperium, sure, but not the most sound approach
The Lamenters proceed to execute the civilians and lose another company to the Orks
Ye
Wait
Charge Orks to save civilians
Execute civilians when things go wrong.
I seem to remember something like that.
Like...
To avoid Ork capture
Yea.
Calling for a... I think Whirlwind battery or Thunderhawk to bomb their position?
TL:DR I think Lamenters are good boys but they really need to get their head in the game and think big picture
So, again, Salamanders, but less humble about it?
I believe you're thinking of Marined Malevolent bombarding Civilian positions to maximize Ork casualties during Third War for Armageddon
Nah, I remember something from the TTS video in particular
I wouldn't call them less humble... just more naive and maybe a bit dumber?
Oh, no
This was something else
It was on Slaughterhouse though.
The company was succumbing to the Black Rage and asked to be killed as the Orks closed in?
Could it have been in that Lamenters novella?
Shrug
Shrug Fair enough
They're not as egregiously bad as the Marines Malevolent, that's at least one bar they clear.
I'd like Lamenters a lot less if I thought they were unlucky tbh
I think them being rather moral marines with martyr complexes is quite cool.
yee
Then again, I'm a weirdo who has very strange tastes in chapters lol
Shrug I like Dark Angels cuz armor on robes was neat and they were the big thing when I got into the hobby/fandom, lol.
The lamenters are sorta a hard one
Ofc that's just how I interpret the Imperial Armours the Lamenters are in.
Er, robes on armor feels like a better way to put it.
I've yet to read Hammer and Bolter's DW Lamenters short story
Robed armour is an aesthetic I can get behind.
I was a really big fan of Dark Angels when I got into Warhammer, since they got those snazzy new models in Dark Vengeance alongside the Crimson Slaughter.
Aren't they on a peanace as well?
Do you mean penitent crusade?
I think that penance is over and done with by now
Unless they put themselves through another one
First box of models I ever got was that Dark Vengeance box, I think.
It was a great box
It was!
Crimson Slaughter 💖
Loved both sides, felt they were done justice to. Even the Helbrute's gross little toes 

I split mine the opposite haha, I got some reinforcements for my Iron Warriors and my mate got new Deathwing for his Guardians of the Covenant
and you nailed it couldn't remember the term lol.
Honestly my favourite marines are the black templars lol
Dread it, run from it, you cannot escape the toes
Black Templars, when not being memed into the ground or framed by chuds improperly?
They're alright. Not my taste but I can see why people like them.
My favourite Marines are for sure the Executioners.
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Elite taste
Fafnir Rann was what Space Puppies wished they were
The Laughing Axemen are the best of their kin
Good night
Have a good one
- Actual viking name
- Cool looking beard
- Uses an Axe and a Shield or double Axe like a true raider
- Specializes in ship boarding CQB
- Went on the found the Executioners
- Laughs as he kills
The true Space Viking
"Face your Executioner!"
Actual norsemen, not larpers
A few pelts here and there, sure, but blegh, Space Wolves
Okay, one last thing before I go
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dd7IyEVU8AIBe4y.jpg Executioners do totally have a great color scheme. It reminds me of a reversed Minotaur's (Which is also good) color scheme.
Executioners are great because they have effectively 3 separate schemes
Blue steel, Tinted steel, and gun metal
So you can really pick what you like
I really like how a lot of the Badab Chapters introduced varying and inconsistent chapter colour schemes
One last last thing before I go. That mark V(?) pattern with the bronze face plate looks great. Fuck I wish Mark V armor was more common in kits and in art.
Same 😔
A true shame
What's everyone favourite IG regiment?
Lambdan Lions
The Maccabians or the Desert Raiders
I'm partial to the Armageddon Steel Legion myself
not a regiment, but I love the Scions current design
Mordian Iron Guard, because they look like Char Aznable.

👉 👈
wonder how well they'll work in the new KT
Same
Same
I intend to build some cadians with like a new helmet and lots of stickers like that
Dunno yet
I'm partial tp those white dome helmets the rebels had in star wars
👀
They look kinda practical too
Modern helmet but more sleek and it guards the neck more
Yeah
For me it's the elysian drop boys or Kreig it's a hard one for me
I love elysians, they also got cool helmets
Imperial gaurd from the planet Neeboh
planet what
ahhh ok, i wasnt following lol
Daim, I think Dan Abnett's "The Armor of Contempt" one if not the best book at that point in G'sG
I'm wondering how a tabletop game can reproduce the scale of battles of this universe.
It's really cartoony, isn't it ?
imperial football
I thought the exact same thing, between the helmet, the shoulder guards and the number...
Helmet on the frontmost guy is such a giveaway :p
Every time I see this guy I think it's that one dad from modern family
I mean to be fair alotta armor both post apocalyptic and future fiction tended to look oddly like football gear and in the case of post apocalypse it was straight up salvaged football gear
I think its partly cuz football padding style armor was a popular look for soem reason
It would be really interesting if big G go to armageddon to help the IG there and once upon it it go "wait a sec... This place is familiar... FFS this is ullanor!!"
What would make it click for him?
Eeeerrr, i didn't thought about that
I was gonna say the place where the triumph was made, but then i remembered that the beasts ruled the planet so it maybe got destroyed and there is nothing that could be like how big G remember
Jealous.
I hate that they released 2 limited things on the same day but at least I managed to succeed
There is no success without a bit of succ
heh
ha
Really looking forward to reading Warbreed and Halfbreed
And Tortuga just released some awesome mk IV IW stuff, so its prime time to convert Honsou
good old scalper edition items
i dont know much about lore but are the character we play in Darktide convicts?
yee, i believe it is more or less confirmed. general consensus is that we're a bunch of convicts who have been enlisted by the ~ominous unseen inquisitor basically the new lohner~ to perform a dangerous mission on the fucked by zombies planet
so vaguely similar vibe to vermintide except we're all siennas and saltzpyre is now an unplayable mega-saltzpyre npc commanding us from behind the scenes
Yeah
We're basically a penal battalion. We're going to be slowly working our way into inquisitorial favor
Which, you know.
You want to gain as quickly as humanly possible.
Yup, the inquisitor emptied the prisons, made a warband out of the prisonners and forced them to go out and solve the uprising and chaos issue
Which IG regiments can use combined arms regiments ?
any
I don't think so

they don't put artillery and infantry in same regiment
they... do?
they use full artillery or full infantry regiments
I'm not sure but I could be wrong
All regiments have a support detatchment of some description
ranging from AA, tanks, artillery, recon or abhuman support
infantry is pure infantry
Ye those are super basic regiment layouts, as in layout of a known, named regiment
that isnt how it always is
thats just how it is in that case
but I read something about they don't use combined arms in 1 regiment because if regiment rebels
or turns chaos
If your going to ask for info, then argue against the info, why the fuck even ask
thats only combined between air and army
navy and army are seperate as of the HH
I know that
Your asking and then going "no it doesnt"
I meant arty infantry aa tanks etc.
which if you already have an answer you want
well ok I knew it wasn't like that
just making sure that the things I know correct or not
i mean to answer that last msg, literaly the tank regiment u just posted
which is recon, AA and tanks
why don't they use infantry and artillery in one defined regiment and not two separate regiments ?
because they do sometimes
just because some are defined as singularly one way does not mean they all are
Again it depends
This is the lore-accurate structure of a regiment
Anything in here is give-n-go as long as they got the resources
And any of those lines/groups can be added and removed depending on that, some regiments could just not have enough materials to supply vehicles and just use pure infantry and vice verse
Its suppose to be "your dudes" so it can be virtually anything
thats not just "mostly krieg" for siege
all planets put forward siege regiments
noteably valhalla and mordia i believe
I only herd siege regiments on vraks
is the whole themed regiments just to show that some planets are better at somet things than others
and they were krieg
every regiment should have access to all IG shit
some are just better at sieges than others and viceversa
Yeah and they do
yup, just like you said
Krieg just get the "we're the siege regiment" thing since its their gimmick
some regiments are just better at certain warfare types than others, that doesnt mean other regiments cant adopt the same tactics
obviously if you can you'd use the proficient regiment for airdrops if you had them
but im' sure kriegers can airdrop too
if they really needed to ofc
?
ye
Good to know
I though they were putting only infantry on infantry regiments
and I was asking why for 5 years xD
apparently they don't

it basically in most insances works like a ww2 or modern structure
depending on world of origin
Mhm.
some worlds are still feudal in 40k
lol
and yeah lol
wasn't lion el johnsons planet just technoknights?
one day maybe


what is leman even up to these days?
Pretty much nothing. He's disappeared into the warp with a few of the other loyalist primarchs since they had to be pushed into the plot limbo

lmao
he hasnt been mentioned forever so lol
it's funny how the primarchs are just too strong
so they have to keep doing shit like this
Yeah lmao
if they arne't in stasis and half dead
they're stuck in teh warp
or stuck in terra building bunkers
meanwhile the traitors are just stuck not doing anything except maybe appearing once or twice before getting krumped by some posteboy marine chapter
except Lorgar who iirc sat in a room for 1000 years
Jaghatai khan still in webway
they're just milling around their daemonworlds
Yeah basically deyj
who knows how many dark eldar he killed xD
Mortarion is like uh
the only active one
but he got his ass kicked a month ago in a book so rip on that

oh that's pretty neat i guess
lmao
wait, so big e is still alive ?
interesting
He basically saved guilliman from being krumped
define alive
he hasn't really been doing anything in forever

and powered him up after morty stabbed him
just him powering up gulliman
Yeaaah, it was just a deus ex machina in the book since G had to defeat Morty somehow
expectedly people got annoyed by it 

i get that, but E doing something means that he defi is still alive
and of sound mind
sorta
Oh nah he is
He is alive
previous wasn't there talk that he might juust be dead or something?
Oh yeha
since no one has managed to communicate with him
but thats like really old lore
in FORVER
when we had no idea what the emperor even was like
didn't guilliman talked to him
biggy G had spoke with him
?
prior to the new books
Yeah the emperor being "dead" was more or so just speculation, hes alive, its just that hes literally looking like a corpse from the astronomicon succ'ing all that power out of him
does custodes talk with big e ?
think stringstorm did a song on it actually
a very comfy source
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A song about our big blue boy, ranting his heart out about the current state of the imperium after waking up from his eons long nap! The song takes place during the time he visited his father in the golden throne and is pretty much a conversation between the ...


its a great song
I'd expect nothing less from them 
The outstanding OST of Chaos Gate out of the Warhammer 40K universe. It is one of the most outstanding OST ever made.
Tracklist:
01 Dominus Pugnae (Lord of Battle)
02 Saltatio Damnatibus (Waltz of the Damned)
03 Iter in Inferos (March into Hell)
04 Rebus Mortis Felix Mortis
05 Ultramarines Chant
06 Liturgia
07 Dies Irae
08 Ictus Toream
09 Chao...
Kinda. They sometimes get psychic visions from him telling them to do stuff but its not much.
О горячий суп наварили
О Великий суп наварили
О шикарный суп заварили
О Великий суп заварили
О шикарный суп заврили
О Великий суп заварили
help I'm can't unlisten it xD


That rap sounds alot like rap battles of history
Why do you think they brought back Gulliman then ? Dude almost lost a 1v1 vs pre daemon Lorgar
well wait until deamon corvus and wulfen leman comes back xD
They got a new book coming out called Wolftime
Sad wolf noises
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Still waiting on people to get triggered over the humans on the cover tho ngl
Wonder if it has happened yet 
are they also supposed to be SW?
like thats my only complaint is who tf are these guys and why arent they in armour

Just regular fenrisians im sure
But like, unless the book is taking place on Fenris then its weird
otherwise my other guess is them being fenris' PDF, but they got no tactical gear so 
fenrisians should all look like eskimoes reeeeeeee

Don't forget SW use outdated equipment even for their space marines, imagine how the humans are equipped
The way it's cropped makes it look like it's written by 'Gay Thrope'. I am very immature.
Trust me slander its a joke everyone has made
Nice to know
pats
I haven't... yet
Gav thorpe? I guess some eldar will die in it then... Like, just a page where he go "but in the far sector of mhm an eldar farseer got a vision, but it was so strong and full of terror for the farseer that he/she got a stroke and died, because you all know, the eldar are a dying race"
What are they ?
Space wolves initiate ?
Local fenrisian ?
I mean if it works it works
Don't question SW xD
It works only due to plot armor
Probably locals
Plot armor is stupid and boring
If you want a book with no stakes and the Imperials just winning constantly that says a lot 
;-;

Yeah
like if they didn't have to, you wouldn't have any other faction than space marines
It says a lot when even custodians were like "hey let us just command armies for the Great Crusade Big E, we dont need marines."
happy times
A happy couple

:O
Praise Slaanesh?
Slanesh ?
Praise Slaanesh
It's a chaos god, pretty chill dude

Cringe for the Cringe Throne
That seems pretty excessive
or getting your face smashed in for looking at someone
I think you are confusing Nurgle and Slaanesh
Both
It's not like Slaanesh minds tentacles
lets go
same reason i like orks
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
i just want to live a simple life
Gork and Mork > Khorne
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

khorne isnt simple
Definitely
Elevated tastes tbh
Cooler than khorne
Dilara got the best takes today so far

Some ORK propoganda
i mean it is if you ignore the whole blood sacrifice, and chaos and slow corruption stuff
You are not immune to propaganda.

So other than being khorne and being a chaos god, i guess you can consider it simple
its just a shame that khorne is just


Like i said khorne is pretty cringe
As any self respecting god should be
u_u
Slaanesh Tzeench and nurgle even more cringe

Godhood is cringe
Emperor moment
looks at Death Guard sales
😆
optimal godhood is dr manhattan in watchmen
None more cringe than emps
comfy detatchement
Emp is the meganob levels of cringe
I mean you can be right even you are in minority
Tell me that when the World Eaters finally get a roster 
otherwise get dabbed

i quite enjoyed reading about kharn
Gork and mork are the best cause they provide way more benefits than drawbacks that the other “gods” do
Mood tbh
Kharn is the only thing keeping world eaters revelant
Where sarrin😭😫
I must now resist posting kharne in a bunny suit
I had enough Dilara's daily anti Imperium and Anti Khorne propoganda
Ye boi
Haha so edgy
Sleep with your bad takes

Yes
Chick the Betrayer?
still list not gonna expand itself
It was posted with no context and i will be giving no context
You cant escape the truth!

Thought you were goin to bed skull boy
F
Never forget Lotara
i cant believe konstantin is here to support the silent majority
Sarrin and her two boytoys
I'm just awake for 24 hours
Still?
I'm good
See you in the future with all the health-problems you're gonna have from that 
I'm in bed but this conversation is good xD

Honestly no, i sleep at like 3
I still think its funny khorne is getting btfo-ed in the warp by gork and mork
lol
just 3 ?
Imagine not sleeping at 11 am at morning

Why do you even stay up lol
no school ?
yall need to get your lives in order and go to bed at 22 like god intended
its summer
Whoa didnt know there was a big boy bedtime competition here
I simply sleep when convenient
Then dont complain when you cant get enough sleep smartass 
its like asking why you're bleeding when you get shot
I just said I'm sleepy
I like this emote
Yeah i noticed
: )

Lol
Mmm, sweet depression
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kinda sus

Hey you IW stan aside from the silver skull starters, how many other IW went loyalist? (Figuring stuff out)
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once I fall asleep while listening to this xD
dude in the thumbnail is kinda hot tho
Meh if you wanna fall asleep to some metal do the literal band called SLEEP

Lemme get on my laptop
I have to dig around for the odd name to remember and thonk
Oh if its a bunch of research plz dont bother
I was just thinkin bout all those lads that got garrison duty. Did perty go around like an overworked single father picking up kids from all different schools?
Some were just forgotten about iirc, but I am also chomping at the bit for the books too, but I remember there being several that were addressed and others that go largely forgotten
We IW posting?
God id hate to be the friendly IW whos on some backasswater planet and then the IF lands and just starts blowin shit up
But yea id imagine some were arrested or pressganged into the ultras
What she gonna draw? 👀
bastards
The decimation was just perty getting his iron farm going so he could make more
tbh if IW were iron golems i'd be a lot more terrified of them
iron golems dont fuck around i accidentally threw an egg at one a while ago and got immediately eviscerated through my armour
The baby zombie
Please don't that several crimes
kill them
Murder them again yes
Another one for the Cringe Throne
I agree
Iron Warrior posting hours
4 words because they never get far enough to say 5
no.
I agree that the IF one is a bit bizzare
but
I still prefer Blood Angels
the only reason I went for that is because I saw the chance
I cba with the 7vs4 rivalry
"By the Blood of Sanguinius!" is pretty good
the 9 vs 16 rivalry is already cool enough for me
yeah
but its no "Iron Within, Iron Without!" 
“Repent for tomorrow you die!” Is solid
Pretty much all the legions have cool warcries except like UM and IF
"For the Emperor and Sanguinius! Death! DEATH!" is in my opinion cooler than the Iron Warrior's one
yeah thats not bad, except for the bit where it makes it seem like the enemy gets a day's warning
did they have a different one in the GC?
Generic "For the Lion!"
Also
Terran IH warcry: Based as hell
Medusan IH warcry: Its ok I guess
Based and ironpilled
"Remember Rust!"
- Cool callback to their greatest victory
- Boosts morale
- Is said Chadmadeus Ducaine
- Snappy
"The Flesh is Weak!"
- Its uh.. what they think alright.
I think that the 1st, 4th and 9th legions battlecries are fitting. "For the Lion" - gets the point across, whoever is hearing this does not need to know anymore than this, all else is kept a secret. "Iron Within, Iron Without" - can be used in conversation and in war, constantly reaffirms the mantra. "For the Emperor and Sanguinius! Death! DEATH!" can only be said in war, because of the seperation in mindset that BA have to make between wartime and peace, escalates fury as restraints are partially released at the start of battle, reaffirms loyalty to the emperor and acknowledges the uniquely potent influence and legacy of Sanguinius.
I prefer "Iron Within, Iron Without!" because I think it captures the spirit of the legion quite well. If you read into it you get some insight into IW's philosophies and mindset.
War cries like "For the Lion" or "For the Emperor and Sanguinius! Death! DEATH!" are cool too, but offer less of a lense into the legion itself imo.
I think that they are cool at face value but also have deeper meanings that are even cooler when u figure them out, its a nice little reward for learning a bit more about their mindset, but the IW one IS their mindset which is also cool but in a different way
also what it the UM warcry again?
"Courage and Honour!"
"Courage and Honour!" and "We March for Macragge!"
Courage and Honour is the definition of an "ok" warcry
"We March for Macragge" - BEWARE FOES OF THE IMPERIUM FOR WE ARE GOING FOR A HIKE
"We have come for you!" is just the right amount of edgy for the edgy boys to be cool x)
yeah, it makes the threat personal. if someone is assuring themselves "it won't be me. it will be the guy next to me that they get" to calm themselves down then that warcry makes it personal, it removes that doubt and hope, it singles the victim out and makes them feel isolated and therefore even more afraid
I always imagined the IW warcry as a call and response, hype-man style. "Iron Within!" "IRON WITHOUT!" 2-3x
And then 100 Iron Warriors dash straight into you, human wave style, under a hail of bombardments
I have something similar for the BA. I have imagined the BA one as one guy starts "For the Emperor and Sanguinius!" then the entire army replies "Death! DEATH!" before igniting their jump packs and revving their chainswords
unless they are primaris
in which case assault intercessors don't get jump packs
and inceptors dont get melee weapons
||WHY||
Another good day to be a Heresy player 😎
Not that I play BA but you get the point x)
I'm trying to build a primaris BA sucessor chapter AND I CAN'T GIVE ANYONE A JUMP PACK AND A SWORD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
its such a small thing but it makes what feels like such a big difference
the entire thing that drew me to this faction was the image of them "descending on wings of fire" to stab mfs
I love the primaris minis
isn't that the whole BA gimmick
YES
A lot of Primaris units are dumb looking and feel out of place in their roster to me.
AND ITS THE ONE THING THAT I CAN'T DO
i always thought it was like, the aggressive flying melee chapter
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
weird
IT IS
they call Inceptors a close support unit
they have either heavy bolters or plasma weapons like hellblasters and NO MELEE
I remember when I first saw them that it would be really cool to have jump pack assault primaris with these jump pack fire support primaris zipping all over the place being cool
because I thought that inceptors were fire support
but they are supposed to be the primaris version of assault marines
SO WHERE IS THE CHAINSWORD GW?
What irritates me the most is that it is such a small change to make and I can't see why they didn't give assault marines jump packs especially when they knew it would hit the BA faction like this
and raven guard with their lightning claws
sorry for the rant
YES
I'm even putting the word "falcon" in the chapter's title (its homebrew) and I can't do air to air/ air to ground melee which is litterally how falcons hunt
Make the rules, fren
yeah, I can for private games if an opponent agrees to it I suppose
I mean, I know it sucks, especially for doing them in a gw store
But at least between friends
If they don't, get better friends
I still just don't understanf why gw would deny assault intercessors jump packs
Excellent
I haven't ever had the chance to play, and now I can't even if I wanted to
Not until I get out of this awful country that is anyway
So eventually, if nothing else, I'll just model the entire homebrew chapted living in my head
And go massively into debt in the attempt
lmao dude same
Are your falcons red?
oof, u doing ok? btw if u don't mind my asking which country is that?
Iraq lmao
I'm making them mostly dark green (my favourite colour) then red shoulder pads to honour the BA founding chapter, invert the colour scheme for 1st company (dark green shoulders, red everything else)
Yooooo
ah, I wish you and your family all the best
We both have green Blood Angels successors
Dark green and copper, gold accents in the form of their emblems and floral markings as their accolades
that sounds amazing. the flowers in particular sound like a challange to paint
Oh they would kick my ass when I eventually get to try lmao
But I am practicing with keeping a steady hand through my sketching and doodles
And I still remember some stuff from when I used to collect and paint
lmao I painted my first squad of assault intercessors from my starter set as blood angels and tried to freehand a green 4th company marking instead of the yellow 2nd company transfers that the box gave me. the results were... varied 
nice, I should probably try using drawing to keep a steady hand as well
As long as you're having fun, there's not a wrong way to go about it
But I am focused on their lore more at the moment, and I've drawn a fair amount from all over the place to make something I find compelling
Bit of Executioners, smidge Iron Warriors and Blood Angels with Persian influence and themes
nice
that sounds amazing
As long as you're having fun, there's not a wrong way to go about it
@glad prism fun is illegal
Which is why I will continue to do it. Solely out of spite 😎
So from what I can tell it seems pretty indecisive but what color do salamander tech marines paint their armor? Not even google images are consistent. Some all green some all red and a ton mix and match.
Solely a case of artist's choice or the writer in question tbh
Because the entirety of the 40k lore is indecisive Hazmat
Instead of creating a fixed lore and respecting it, GW just goes "Everything is cannon, not everything is true" and retcons the lore when it stops them from selling miniatures.
I'd go for red
Yeah there is some wiggle room but for every chapter (unless specified different) its whole armor red and a shoulder or knee pad in chapter colors, eavy metal or artwork sometimes depicts them in full chapter colors but thats wrong
Same for librarians, apothecarys and chaplains
unless they just decide that the codex markings are overrated and go with something else
like a tradition inhereted from their legion or just whatever they want to do
Also each company has different pauldrons and knee colors (also capes)
So ive heard that in Godblight, Cawl managed to create a super terraforming technique that can revive planets eaten by Tyranids.
@atomic pelican get rekt your faction is now canonically a joke
he found the reset button
Oh no zher it wasnt godblight
it was literally like 3 books ago
so that makes it even worse

Doesnt even surprise me
Cawl: "undo"
cause they didnt loose uhhh
macragge
to the nids
so they needed a mcguffin to explain it
According to Belisarius Cawl, the Tyranid consumption of a planet is only surface-deep. Water and microbes continue to live on deep below its surface. Thus with the right terraforming technology and time, it is possible for worlds consumed by the Tyranids to return to life.[13]
13: Belisarius Cawl: The Great Work (Novel),
lmao
Like dont get me wrong
i can believe the tech to terraform and restore a world exists within 40k
HOWEVER
the ability to implement it on any scale
would not be consistent
so many things to go wrong, and it would take so much time
Yeaaaah, terraforming tech is literally stuff eldar and Dark Age humans had
AND
even when eldar terraform shit it takes decades
Tbh it just makes Tyranids even less of a threat
and its for their next generation to enjoy it
Like
A mid terraformed world being under attack could be cool
i can see this working in lore
but you just know they are using it as an excuse
for macragge and baal
Well doesn't the feasibility depend on how he achieves terraforming?
Maybe it's a simpler form
It's more about how far removed from living conditions the planet in question is.
Air pressure is just not a problem as per most sci-fi settings
less? other than chaos they are still the scariest force in the galaxy as far as the imperium/ eldar/ any other (by 40k standards) sane specise are concerned
In my humble opinion, it would make sense that the Imperium gets better since Gullimans comeback since he purged a lot of the corruption within, knows what to do and wants Humanity to succeed, which is why he is breaking the current Imperium's ways like asking an innovator like Cawl to assist him. While its logical, it goes against what the Imperium is.
I'm just taking the excerpt about terraforming from the book, will be in a moment @cerulean wagon
to see the imperium actually trying to imperium properly
(I do kinda like the stagnation angle but hey)
I like the fact there is a divide between stagnation and improvement
Same i like the stagnation angle, this is where all the grimdark is
same
Its how its handled
my issue is the fact Cawl literaly just exists as a plot excuse for convenience
yeah zher
New space marines? cawl, new tech? cawl, New terraforming to fix nid issues? cawl
It only trickles down so far, but the general trend upwards makes sense, but be it malice or just incompetence of those beneath Guilliman, especially under its own colossal weight, it won't amount for that much.
If you look at it, Cawl alone is carrying the Imperium
pmuch yeah
Ye
Cawl is so smart, hes the smartest tech priest. He's even smarterer than the emperor
This is my headcanon
Thanks authors, great writing
Coming with thousands of improved space marines, turning long lost tech into a general weapon ,repairing previously lost planets, healing the body of a primarch
I like to cite things like what happened at Adrianople in 378 to sort of be a model of how this stuff typically pans out, but on a scale impossible to understand
However I do like the fact Gulliman aknowledges that he cant changr everything yet, while he wants to get rid of the Ministorum and the SoB he aknowledges their importance and contribution to the Imperium
I think that is exactly what i love about it kontos, is you can believe humanity could get to this state after the events they have been through and at the scale they are operating at
Exagerated? yes, but not so far that i would say its impossible
Okay
excerpt ready
‘Atmosphere is apportioned to a world during planetary formation,’ said Cominus.
Cawl made an equivocal noise. ‘To an extent. Atmosphere also comes from here.’ He stamped his foot on the ground. ‘It can be liberated from minerals as we are doing with the limestone bedrock of this area.’ He pointed at the machines belching out gas.
‘Alchemy gives an acceptable admixture of oxygen, although I lack sufficient nitrogen to make this air entirely healthy. Given a few hundred thousand years, Sotha’s vulcanism would cloak this world again with gases. Recall, if you will, the days of pre-terraformation Venus, whose own extreme volcanic activities gave it a crushing pressure and runaway heat inimical to all life.’
Again Daelus shrugged at Felix.
‘Speaking of life,’ Cawl went on, ‘this world looks dead, but it cannot be. Again, we must look beneath our feet. As I said, tyranids are surface feeders.
In the stone of any living world is microbial life aplenty – although all higher forms are gone, and many of the bacteria down there could not survive up here on the surface, the uniqueness of Sotha’s genome is not entirely lost. So you see, not hopeless at all, even if we left things as they are – which I do not intend to, for what use is a world of rock, potential atmosphere and germs to the mighty Adeptus Astartes? None!’ he said, adding a flourish of mechanical arms to his speech.
‘If we add additional water and gases taken from the rest of the Sothan system, and reintroduce flora and fauna cloned from vault samples held in the Library of Ptolemy on Macragge, then I should think we could have a hydrological cycle within fifty years, a rudimentary ecosystem within a century, while something approaching full life could be restored within the course of three hundred and fifty years, give or take a century. No time at all!’
‘But it’s impossible,’ said Cominus. ‘Imperial policy is to abandon worlds devoured by the tyranids.’
‘And when did Imperial policy amount to anything?’ Cawl said dismissively.
‘Do you not listen? This world occupies the position of the middle ursine. The world is bare, yes?’
‘I agree, archmagos, but with all due respect–’said Daelus. ‘But the position of this world has not changed,’ Cawl said, slapping the back of one metal hand into the palm of another.
‘The solar input remains the same. Solar input is the key factor in allowing life to arise, or successful
terraforming of a dead world. Everything else will follow. Don’t you worry, Commander Thracian, all will be well.’
‘If this was that simple then why has it not been done before?’ said Felix.
‘Felix, Felix!’ said Cawl. ‘Nobody said it was simple. It is possible. But just because things are hard does not mean that they should not be attempted. Ask your genefather. The primarch knows that if a man has a will to do something, then nothing shall stop him. I am Belisarius Cawl! If I say a thing can be done, then it can be done, though it take me ten thousand years – and with all due respect to you, oh Son of Orar, compared to continuing the Emperor’s work and unravelling the secrets of blackstone, returning a benignly positioned rock such as this back to life is child’s play.’
Cawl began to walk towards the edge of the atmospheric field to get a better view of the mountain. He moved surprisingly quickly.
‘Does that mean you could return other worlds to life?’ Felix said, as he jogged to catch up.
‘Hmm? Here? Yes, yes, if that’s what you want. I am a little pressed for time, however. Although the technology I will share, if your tech-priests can comprehend it.’ His dismissiveness changed to humour as he smiled at Felix.
‘You should be able to grasp the science yourself. I tried to make you all as intelligent as I could.’
‘What will you receive in exchange for this labour?’
I mean impossible as in the numbers involved, not that it's impossible to envision it happening
That should be it
Rather, difficult to fully appreciate that is
Yeah i didnt mean it like that, prob should have used a word in place of impossible for mine haha
Heh, we're all on the same page, so it's all cool
Damn I like Cawl, such a dick
He’s got alot more personality than you’d think
Especially in the last part

‘What will you receive in exchange for this labour?’
‘I’m not doing it for reward, Decimus,’said Cawl. He halted right at the very edge of the field, close enough to extend various sensor limbs through the shimmering blue play of energy. A couple of his servo-skulls shot past him and out into the airless day. The ground shook as the Knight of Taranis continued its patrol. ‘I’m doing it because I can, and because it is the right thing to do. Whatever your feelings towards me, and I know that the primarch too is irritated with me, I am on your side. I want the Imperium to survive. I want it to flourish.’ Cawl fixed his eyes and numerous other sensing devices on the mountain. ‘It is for that reason I have come here. In the dark beneath Mount Pharos is, quite possibly, information that will allow me to save us all.’
He stared at the mountain, until his body became as still as the rock, and his mechadendrites moved on his back as the trees on Mount Pharos had once swayed in the wind.
‘We leave tomorrow. Prepare your men, Decimus.’ Cawl gave the tetrarch an earnest look. ‘This will be a difficult mission.’
Oh i know that
He’s written like a eccentric wizard character there
Yeah it’s good
He is so self centered and fpcused the grimdarkness is just a joke to him
- You commit heresy Cawl
-Oh yes, you had something else to say ?
I still dont know why he isnt fabricator general yet
Heretics Assemble!!
i love him
Gorgeous mini
They are called tutelaries
Bebe Screamers
"middle ursine" as the goldilocks zone is now my fav 40k term
thx for that exerpt rly nice
thats a really cool model. the eye in the middle of his chest looks fed up af tho 
Cawl will soon start unexterminatusing planets
Also am I wrong, or didnt tyranids fluff used to say they literally ate down to bedrock?















