#40k-lore-chat

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cursive hull
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So, not psykers

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The opposite.

marsh grail
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Were Magnus and Lorgar the only psycher primarchs?

tender igloo
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i think each primarch has some kind of psychic ability

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some are more subtle than others

cursive hull
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Most of the Primarchs had some sort of minor psychic talent, but most of them either had one so minor or otherwise that they either never used it or never thought to do so

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Konrad had horrible visions of possible branching futures which he believed to be the immediate future.

marsh grail
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So none come close to the emperor’s ability

cursive hull
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Closest would be Magnus, but he's pretty far off.

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Yeah, Emps is the best Psyker humanity has ever seen, period.

tender igloo
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if the recent book is to be believed, alpharius had the psychic ability to make other perceives him how he wanted to be seen

marsh grail
marsh grail
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I am interested in the possibility they are still loyal but are just using subterfuge.

cursive hull
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Far as I'm aware, Alpharius used this talent to blend in better with his sons.

tender igloo
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more like he could disguise himself in the various legions

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make himself appear as a normal space marine or other such things

cursive hull
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it helped he was already quite short for a Primarch

tender igloo
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the idea was also given that alpharius was the actual first primarch to be found and not horus

cursive hull
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This is more of a theory as I understand it though.

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But again

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Its to stick to the Alpha Legion's whole thing.

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Being mysterious and out of left field.

tender igloo
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well the book starts and ends with the statment "this is a lie"

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and it's the alpha legion

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so take everything said about them with a huge grain of salt

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i personally really like the alpharius book though

cursive hull
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TBH.

I dislike the Alpha Legion when its played up too much. You can go far on subterfuge and long term planning.

But after a certain time it gets too tiring to follow.

I'm certain they're at least renegades by virtue of allegiance, if not purpose. Its easier to do the whole secret war schtick if you're not wired down to one place or faction for long.

tender igloo
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simply because i do like the idea that the alpha legion really are loyalist after all

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that is also true

cursive hull
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Kinda why I like the Iron Warriors.

They hate everyone equally, this includes Chaos. Its a tool to them, something to be used until it has served its purpose and then be tossed aside.

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Like, are the Iron Warriors evil shits? Yeah, they admit as much.

But they're assholes to everyone in reach.

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It feels a great deal less personal.

Unless they're currently fighting the Imperial Fists, then it is one hundred percent personal.

tender igloo
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people shit on guilliman, but i really do like his and lorgar's mutual hate of each other

cursive hull
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I'd hate Lorgar too, for letting Erebus keep breathing.

median sundial
cursive hull
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Pretty much?

tender igloo
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perturabo really did get a raw deal

cursive hull
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He wanted to do his own thing. He didn't like being a general.

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He wanted to be an architect, an artist, an administrator.

He would have probably enjoyed a post crusade galaxy a great deal.

But that wasn't the role he was given to play and he was bitter for it.

tender igloo
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he also hated that dorn was given so much credit while he got nothing

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and that his legion was treated as disposable trash

median sundial
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Explains the rivalry.

cursive hull
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Is Pert super petulant? Yeah. To someone as long lived as an Astartes let alone a Primarch, he'd have gotten there eventually. Makes him look impatient.

But in fairness, Big E gave him very little assurances and, yeah, Dorn was kinda the poster child that got to do all the shit Pert wanted to do.

tender igloo
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although he didn't help that image either

cursive hull
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It got him what he wanted faster.

tender igloo
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he pretty much stopped caring

cursive hull
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Even if it made him increasingly unpopular.

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But that presumes he cared.

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ANd he didn't

tender igloo
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what we can all agree on though, is that angron should have been killed immediately

cursive hull
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Like, I want to feel bad for Pert.

And there are a lot of good arguments starting along the lines of "Big E is a shitty father."

But Pert absolutely started to dig his own grave a little over time.

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As for Angron...

tender igloo
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angron is the most sad and pathetic of the primarchs i think

cursive hull
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I feel like Big E should have at least taken the chance of helping out Angron. Make it feel like he was actually willing to listen to the wills of his Sons.

Then, after presumably freeing the planet from slavery and making it The World Eater's recruiting world, he could have done something about the Butcher's nails.

tender igloo
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he had no hope at all

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nor a chance in hell of getting better

cursive hull
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Either way, Big E either should have just left Angron to his wishes to die or shackle him like a dog and use him that way.

And I mean totally shackle him.

GIve him little to no authority, especially when it comes to letting his own Legionnaires implant the Butcher's Nails.

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Hell, make the nails illegal in Imperial space if he has to.

And only deploy Angron as a slash and burn alternative.

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Its hard to feel sympathy for a butcher or a madman.

Angron started as one, and became the other.

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Kinda how I feel on Konrad.

Which is fitting given his own Legion started to see him that way at the end.

smoky mauve
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I have this feeling that there are things that the Big E is blind to.

tender igloo
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konrad was so desperate to see that his visions weren't set in stone

cursive hull
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Konrad totally could have been a good person.

But he went totally bonkers and just happened to be useful that way.

tender igloo
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i feel bad for him

cursive hull
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Either way, it does say something of Big E he let the Status Quo go on without pausing at least for a couple years to try and rehabilitate his sons.

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But we're all in agreement that Big E is not the best Father figure.

tender igloo
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he saw them as useful tools and nothing more

cursive hull
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I'd not say that..

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He clearly had an attachment to some of them that went beyond.

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Horus, primarily. Sanguinius too.

tender igloo
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i hope in the final horus heresy book it's revealed that sanguinius actually did beat horus, but fell to the black rage

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and the emperor was the one who killed him

smoky mauve
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Bruh. I didn't even think of that.... and that'd be awesome

tender igloo
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probably won't be the case, but i can hope

smoky mauve
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There would be an outcry lmao

tender igloo
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i think it would be such a good twist if it's done well

cursive hull
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But he definitely wanted them to fulfill their purpose at any cost.

This is why he let Angron or Konrad go as they were. They were indeed useful as tools.

But at the same time, I feel like he at least had enough sympathy to realize his sons could actually be sons post crusade.

Like, true, it would have been a tactical blunder not to recover every last primarch he could as quickly as possible so not to waste his investment.

But that's part of the whole "The Emperor is mysterious and we don't know his real intentions."

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I do like to think he still had a shred of humanity in him to want to have Sons just for the sake of having a "Family" such as it was.

But he definitely wanted his goals met before that.

tender igloo
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i also get the feeling that sanguinius was Big E's actual favorite, not horus

smoky mauve
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I dunno man. Big E's shown to have an ego the size of.... well the galaxy. And being an immortal powerful being for like... multiple millenia, means hes gotta have more than a little bit of detachment on it.

cursive hull
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Certainly

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But do we know for sure the Primarch's wouldn't have a similar life span?

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I mean, we still don't even know the maximal life span of a Marine, given none of them have died of old age yet.

smoky mauve
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Bjorn is still tops in oldmarines, right?

tender igloo
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he a dreadnought, doesn't count

smoky mauve
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Though does like... Being a dreadnought still count as alive?

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Hah

cursive hull
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I think so.

But he also kinda does and does not count, being in a Dreadnought Sarcophagus.

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He's only half dead

tender igloo
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dante is like 1800 years old

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he's the oldest marine alive i think

smoky mauve
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Hmm.... so wouldn't like... some of the oldest living being in the imperium, outside of perpetuals and the like, be at least some of the Custodes?

tender igloo
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probably

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smoky mauve
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How many survived in the war in the imperial webway? 2k?

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And lets say... 10k years of attrition and them going into 'retirement' as the eyes of the emperor... like... maybe 1000+ that were around when big e last spoke?

tender igloo
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belisarius cawl was around during the heresy

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but he's had personality resets several times. so i don't know if that counts

cursive hull
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Belisarius is also not entirely singular.

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Like all Admech he kinda cheats his way to old age.

tender igloo
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he's also one bad move from being labeled a heretic

smoky mauve
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Probably has a thumb drive of his conversations with Big E hidden under a mechadendrite lmao

cursive hull
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Dude's got to have something crawling around in his skull to keep him motivated, that's for sure.

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But yeah, Cawl is weird.

tender igloo
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the best representation i saw was the TTS version of cawl

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he just switches between personalities at random

smoky mauve
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Weird thing, CAwl is name dropped exactly once in Warhammer Crime novels. It was weird seeing a "big name" dropped so casually. lmao

cursive hull
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Eh

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I feel like Belisarius has become kinda a household name in places

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He's important now

tender igloo
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i'm just glad the setting advanced finally, even ever so slightly

cursive hull
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Like, his name probably gets tossed around on forge worlds a lot

smoky mauve
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Oddly enough, only the one tech priest, who was censured and booted from the mechanicus enclaves and had their bionics removed, knew of him, and the local law detective had no idea who he was.

tender igloo
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i get tired of eternal stalemate settings after a while

cursive hull
smoky mauve
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lmao

cursive hull
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Given the Ad Mech are so internally divided, they might just try to erase their enemies from the conversation to try and pretend they actually don't exist.

smoky mauve
tender igloo
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i'm just worried that they won't try and go further with it, and we'll be stuck in another eternal stalemate

cursive hull
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They have to go slow. Is the thing

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Go too fast, and you lose the highly profitable setting.

tender igloo
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i get that

smoky mauve
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Well, probably not anytime soon.

cursive hull
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Go too slow and the setting locks up and becomes inflexible.

tender igloo
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it is a delicate balance

cursive hull
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I do not envy them on that.

smoky mauve
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But shakeups to the status quo

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Like... maybe adding a new primarc or two <_<

tender igloo
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i hope the lion comes back

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he would be a good foil

cursive hull
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Either that or just admit he's a corpse in a box.

I'd love to have the Lion around, given I like the Dark Angels as much as I do.

But either confirmation of alive or dead would help.

tender igloo
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he is confirmed to be alive

cursive hull
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Well, then he isn't a literal Schrodingers cat at least.

tender igloo
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i wonder if that will be a big reveal at the end of 9th edition

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maybe with some of more importance than psychic awakening

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god psychic awakening sucked

smoky mauve
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I just imagine Russ coming out and like... screaming out something like ||AYYYYYY FUCKERS, WHATD I MISS?|| or something equally loud lmao

cursive hull
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As long as its a Primarch that doesn't entirely see eye to eye with Guilliman, you can't really go wrong.

smoky mauve
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Which is probably why Dorn is a nope

tender igloo
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that's why i like the lion as an idea

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he's prideful and stubborn

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and he would think he knows how to run the imperium better than guilliman

smoky mauve
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Wonder if the next one will be like.... a loyalist or a traitor primarch....

tender igloo
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I think we'll see world eaters and emperor's children get their own codexes this edition

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Along with angron and fulgrim models

marsh grail
smoky mauve
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Man, who knows. I'm okay with whatever at this point as long as the sculpts are nice lmao

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On the tabletop, as long as we're having fun,, I'm game. Its probably against lore, but if the dude across the table is willing to play it against the normal wysiowyg, I'm cool with it

cursive hull
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I just had a thought

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Do Kastelan Robots, known for their simple programming, have IFF systems? They'd have to, right? Otherwise they'd squash their own Datasmith almost immediately and be a huge hazard.

smoky mauve
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I'd have thought the Magos thats coralling them probably controls that

cursive hull
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You'd hope so.

smoky mauve
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Cog on Cog fire

cursive hull
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...I still want a Kastelan to, in something, I don't particularly care what, so long as its animated, walk into a wall in the background of an otherwise serious scene.

Just grinding its face against the wall because the Darasmith hasn't told it to stop yet.

smoky mauve
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I think I did that in that 40k Mechhanicus game when I got the Kastelan lmao

cursive hull
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lol

tender igloo
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mechanicus is amazing

cursive hull
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It is

cursive hull
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It perfectly nailed the Ad Mech

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Like, as far as tone and everything else?

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I couldn't have dared ask for more.

The soundtrack is perfect, the character work is great, its a good game.

tender igloo
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it also made the story seem like it had actual consequences for the setting as a whole

cursive hull
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Yee

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A whole Necron tomb world reactivating is bad news.

Definitely gives the player the feeling of urgency to the plot.

smoky mauve
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It made me want to start a mechanicus army.... lmao

cursive hull
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I've always been a fan of the Ad Mech, but I only got more so because of Mechanicus.

tender igloo
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also how much customization the difficulty had was awesome

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make it as much of a cake walk or a hell crawl as you want

cursive hull
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I just hope we get more Ad Mech in their current form in games from now on.

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Like, OG explorator fleets were really, really light on actual... Anything, really.

But the current Ad Mech ain't nothin' to fuck with and they get so many cool toys.

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They feel properly grounded.

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Like they were always meant to be this way.

tender igloo
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the voice acting for the mechanicus was also super clever

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having them speak in binary while the necrons spoke fluent english was such a fun interaction

cursive hull
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yee!

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The garbled speech of the Ad Mech felt so natural.

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I'd not have it any other way.

tender igloo
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also a subtle bit of irony as well

cursive hull
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For sure.

tender igloo
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it's also fun to think about how the admech are only a couple of steps away from ending up like the necrons

smoky mauve
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Yee it's a great depiction of the mechanicus. Right down to its factionalism lmao.

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I'm off to bed y'all. Gnight

marsh grail
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TFW necrons are more alive than admechs

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Human?

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Not sure what the word is

storm jungle
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Yeah thats more of the irony with both opposing factions

final spruce
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Necrons : robots that desesperatly attach themselves to their last bits of Humanity
Admech : humans that desesperatly try to get rid of their humanity

crisp heath
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Not always since it depends on what Necrons you're talking about

crisp heath
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Newcrons are significantly more varied and more like Space Tomb Kings

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Oldcrons were just

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lol just kill them all and let the warp sort them out

storm jungle
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Still cant get over people saying they were better lol

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they literally had nothing aside from looking cool

final spruce
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You say bot alwayq yet its exactly what the necron nobility does id you read the infinite and the divine

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They still try to have a life that is somewhay like they used to have but incorporating the fact that they are timeless robots.

dim totem
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I wonder what daily life for a newcron is like

final spruce
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When Trazyn goes into nostalgia rant he needs Orikan's memory to make him remember that, in the end, he doesnt want to be human again

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Noble or a rank and file ?

dim totem
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Ehhhh both?

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I guess the rank and file just sleep all day

final spruce
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Well rank and file necrons are just unthinking soldiers

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So either snoozing or fighting

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The nobles is where its at

dim totem
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And the nobles just brood and plot?

final spruce
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They do a lot of politics, have courts, they watch theaters, plot

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Some do research

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Its pretty interesting since each noble is its own character with motives

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Orikan is a secluded scholar that spends most of his thinking of the future of the necrons and divining and searching to become a god

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Meanwhile Trazyn is doing his thing, disguising himself as a human and immerssing himself in their cultures, filling his museum etc

errant mauve
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^

dim totem
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Trazyn is p cool

storm jungle
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oldcrons just dont fit into 40k

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like as a major race i mean

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since their motivation is just "lol kill"

glad prism
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^ this too

final spruce
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They managed to keep that part with the destrouer cult which is cool

storm jungle
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tbh its all still the same which is great

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the only difference is the c'tan got fucked

final spruce
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Meanwhile the other necrons look at them with a mix of disgust and fear

storm jungle
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which is great

glad prism
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C'tan Swindlers

errant mauve
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Imo Oldcrons fit into 40k back when novels were just a thing on the side, instead of being a pretty big part of 40k nowadays. There was an appeal to a faction of silent nightmare robots lead by living metal gods. But the cool factor could only go so far. Can't particularly come up with interesting new lore for a one and done themed faction.

glad prism
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they sort of backed themselves into a corner with Necrons in some respects

final spruce
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Newcrons opened a lot of doors for stories and books

glad prism
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I think there's certainly room for their relevance, but I'm not as sold on it as I suspected GW would have wanted me to be

final spruce
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Between the politics of the nobles, them realising they aren't so immortal because of the Flayer and Destroyer viruses

glad prism
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Regardless of how good Infinite and the Divine was

dim totem
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I wouldnt mind if there was another low power high stakes Xenos race like the tau

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They're probably my fave

storm jungle
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its a shame that GW cant show proper love to all the factions

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its probably why 40k will never get a new major race

dim totem
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Yus it's probably low on the agenda

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But hey, new orcs, new ig, new crons, new drukhari

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Seems like it's been a good year

glad prism
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I weep for nids

final spruce
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New ig ?

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Where ?

glad prism
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Krieg

final spruce
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They arent even out yet and its gonna take a while before the standalone box is released, that is, if you like krieg

glad prism
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Yeah, I think its just that its being done at all that's got people optimistic about it

dim totem
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I might get them for kitbashing so I'm happy

summer niche
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eldar books

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pls

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can't we force abnet to write one

atomic pelican
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The monkey paw curls and Thorpe's series is revived

summer niche
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NO

cerulean wagon
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proud why

storm jungle
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Abnett is only good at writing human/human sadly

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just make gav stop writing and thats enough for me

atomic pelican
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I would like to see Abnet write GSC

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Theyre human enough for his specialization to work I think

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Since imo, the most interesting fluff parts of cults come from 4th gens anyway usually

summer niche
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i think abnet could do aliens well

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but as you said

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he is really good with the normal human stories

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and it'd be a shame to not get more of those

frosty cobalt
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I want a book about some imperial officers capturing a purestrain child and questioning it, but the entire time the kid is trying to warn them about the nids coming but they are too blind in their zealotry to see it

thin horizon
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Can we talk about the Alpharius novel or is it still considered too new?

errant mauve
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I'm down to discuss it.

thin horizon
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So do you think anything is gonna come of the legionnaires in cyrosleep under the gobi desert

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?

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That's like got my mind hooked

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Bet the Emperor knows they are there too

errant mauve
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But it would be cool if they could somehow connect them to certain foundings

thin horizon
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That's what I'm hoping too

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They also likely have some high tech on them

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I figured it was a throwaway

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But what if it isnt?

errant mauve
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It would explain why certain cursed founding chapters have so much heresy era armour marks if they connect them to the Imperial Armour chapters

thin horizon
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I love the cursed founding man. Black dragons are so fuckin cool

errant mauve
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Cursed founding tends to be hit or miss for me, but when it hits it knocks it out of the park.

cursive hull
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I like the Legions from the cursed founding who are totally loyal, but still mix up the usual space marine thing.

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So, Black Dragons.

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Lamenters

barren tapir
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Anyone know what are those backpacks the scions have? Like, if they are a power source, or if they are just very nice backpacks

final spruce
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Power source for their armor's auspecs and equipment

barren tapir
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As expected, but at least i have confirmation from a reliable source... Thanks Zher

cerulean wagon
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Think its a mix? pretty sure theres art of them opening the packs

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So its a power pack but also a backpack

final spruce
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The power pack is actually the small metal part at the bottom

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you can see on the guy against the wall

barren tapir
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Correct, fancy backpacks and power sources... Truly the best the imperium can offer

cerulean wagon
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truely

marsh grail
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I was thinking with demons existing are there also angels? I mean dark angels had to get their name from something and being 40k its likely at least in part based on something.

storm jungle
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Kind of?

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The only mention we get of them is those Things™️ around the astronmicon in the warp

marsh grail
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Oh yeah I think I’ve heard of them once

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Do we know what they are?

storm jungle
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I think they are just suppose to be warp demons of Big E

atomic pelican
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I think some SoB saints are nearly angelic

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I saw some summary of some SoB book which seemed to imply that faith magic was different, not psyker stuff

marsh grail
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Hmm interesting if the emperor can make demons in the same way as chaos gods that would be interesting.

storm jungle
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Yeah like

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its just not explored

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hence why we hear jack about it

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closest you get is celestine

marsh grail
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I suppose the legion of the damned may be tied in somehow as well.

storm jungle
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Yeee that as well

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I wont be surprised that when 40k gets its AOS-esque reboot you'll get units like that tho

marsh grail
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Nooooooo

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Don’t do that

atomic pelican
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Phil wants to write it too

marsh grail
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What would that even be like?

atomic pelican
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No way of knowing

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Probably will happen in our lifetimes?

marsh grail
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How do you make 40k more fantasy like?

atomic pelican
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Its already pretty fantastical

storm jungle
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^

marsh grail
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Or will it be reversed?

storm jungle
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also calling it now

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instead of 1 galaxy

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its gonna be like

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across the entire universe

marsh grail
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So it will become more serious?

atomic pelican
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40k is p much just fantasy with space and tech slapped on

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Space wizaaards bababbbyy

storm jungle
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Yep that too

marsh grail
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Starcraft but with more races. Maybe that will be age of sigmar 40,000 2: electric boogaloo

storm jungle
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ye boi

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as long as we get more cool models im game

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dropping a bloated setting like this would be a welcome change

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but it aint happening anytime soon so dont worry

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maybe in like 80 years when we're old people or something and even thats a big if

atomic pelican
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Yeep

marsh grail
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Do the warp entities that are by the astronomica have a wiki page?

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I won’t know what to search for

atomic pelican
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40k has to stop being financially stable for it to ever End Times rlly

storm jungle
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^

atomic pelican
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WHF end times were a gambit that paid off massively

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Which they only took because it was failing

storm jungle
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All because of shitty rules too wasnt it?

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and the entire game becoming bloated?

atomic pelican
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Partly

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Yee

marsh grail
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Hmm think When that happens we get dark tide end times vs tyranid

cursive hull
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Honestly.

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I'd love fighting Nids in Darktide

gusty fulcrum
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same with originol warcraft

marsh grail
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I have heard that that’s why I suggested it

atomic pelican
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I wish that'd happened

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Lov starcraft

marsh grail
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In which case I’d also be fine with it

gusty fulcrum
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i jsut cant rememebr if theres definiative proof

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but i know its a very long standing belief

marsh grail
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What is proof?

gusty fulcrum
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usefull info with whioch to use on others

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if were going by tzeentchian standards

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also i guess this is one thing i found on it

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"[Blizzard co-founder] Allen Adham hoped to obtain a license to the Warhammer universe to try to increase sales by brand recognition", Wyatt says. "Warhammer was a huge inspiration for the art-style of Warcraft, but a combination of factors, including a lack of traction on business terms and a fervent desire on the part of virtually everyone else on the development team (myself included) to control our own universe nixed any potential for a deal. We had already had terrible experiences working with DC Comics on "Death and Return of Superman" and "Justice League Task Force", and wanted no similar issues for our new game."

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So basicly they wanted a slice of warhammer goodness but didnt wanna pay gw shit lol

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coarse mirage
tawdry wyvern
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So, I finally got my ravenor audio book and dived a bit into it. || At the beginning, after the hunt for moletch he and his team are in eustis majors and he is travelling through lots of minds of the city. He got into one of a nurse that isn't qualified and there for a well paying cult, that pays for the babies, especially healthy ones. What cult is meant with that? ||

dim totem
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🤔

gusty fulcrum
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They are basicly doin waht gw does with otehr franchises material lol

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Fun Fact I guess orcs being green wasnt really a thing till warhammer fantasy first came out

atomic pelican
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Tbf current zerg actually predate what we know as nids today?

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I remember reading that GW redesigned nids in the early 2000s and consulted with blizz so no copyright issues

gusty fulcrum
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But I always thought it was kinda a wierd blend of tyranids and the emperor

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Well the overmind

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and its cenobites

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or whatever

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The Zerg commanders for the first game that were basicly embodiements of aspects fo teh overmind

atomic pelican
#

SC1 came out in 1998, 3rd ed was 2004

gusty fulcrum
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aka primarchs but squishy

atomic pelican
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3rd was when we got modern nid models ie warriors

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Current gaunts too

gusty fulcrum
#

I guess Protoss Dragoons are based on Dreadnoughts

atomic pelican
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Probably.

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Or sorry, 3rd e releawd 1998, until 2004?

gusty fulcrum
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Ya each factiosn units are a wierd kinda blend/patalel of stuff from 40k for the sc1 game

atomic pelican
#

But the nid releases were later

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Yeus

gusty fulcrum
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Prtoss are kinda weird blend of necron/eldar/space marines

atomic pelican
#

This has only reminded me that we still have 3e models for nids 😩

gusty fulcrum
#

Humans g=baiscly IG/SM

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Zerg wierd blended elements of the emperor and tyranids for me

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Cuz Like i said the way the zerg heirarchy is wierd parody of the two

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the Cerabrates basicly working sorta like the primarchs in the sense they each sorta represent a drive and objective of the oveermind itself

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And according to the wiki there were 20 cerabrates

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only 12 are known by name and brood name though

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One of the unnamed is implied to be you the character though

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oh i guess we didnt see them in the second game cuzza this statment:The lack of cerebrates in StarCraft II was due to a creative directive from Blizzard, as per it "playing nice" with Games Workshop.[30] As of BlizzCon 2019, the mandate remains in effect, and it has been stated that it is unlikely that cerebrates will be seen anytime soon, if ever

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Sounds like they are playign a game of copyright tango lol

cerulean wagon
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they have been since WoW

cursive hull
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I just had a thought

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Why are the guns on the "Wings" of so many Imperial warships never end up being depicted as being used?

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What, are those... Orbital bombardment weapons? Or... What? Because we never see them used.

#

ARe they even guns?

cerulean wagon
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they arent

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or well

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which ship?

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cause u say imperial warship and like 30 images come to mind

cerulean wagon
#

iirc some of it is guns but its mostly retros n exhausts n shit

cursive hull
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Huh...

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Never... Thought about those being Retros... Kinda makes sense though.

A bit exposed, but I guess it'd be too bulky to armor those

cerulean wagon
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cause uhh

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most of the prow weapons are mounted near or in the ram

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to avoid hitting itself in flight

cursive hull
#

Yee, I can get that.

cerulean wagon
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althought i believe some frigates mount under belly torp tubes

cursive hull
#

That also sounds logical.

cursive hull
#

Yee.

The Sword class is probably my favorite destroyer/Escort Ship.

cerulean wagon
#

its pretty great

#

but ye i believe its retros and exhausts unless exaggerated like the sword class ones

cursive hull
#

Alrighty. Makes sense.

#

Also, only destroyer that matches the humble Sword, in my opinion, is the Gladius.

cerulean wagon
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because outside of actual guns in 2d art, it literaly only exists in gothic armada like that

cerulean wagon
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love the uhh

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rogue trader ship profile arts

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from the custom ship building expansion

cursive hull
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Oh, yeah

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Its good too!

#

I do kinda like the odd ships out in the Imperial navy too.

#

Like, the Sword and Gladius are basically mini versions of the larger ships.

but the Flachion, the Endurance and Endeavor?

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They're... Odd, but that makes them endearing, y'know?

#

Same reason I like the Oberon best out of the battleships

cerulean wagon
#

mhmm

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iirc its because uhh

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theres a core class the imperium can replicate easily, so a lot are modifications of that class

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other standard chassis exist, but are much rarer

cursive hull
#

Yeah. That does make good sense.

cerulean wagon
#

A lot of the larger ship classes are lost tech

cursive hull
#

I do wish they'd list some of the vessels better class wise though.

Its odd they include old concepts like the Grandcruiser but not the dedicated carrier, or even the battlecarrier.

Like... Sure, the Emperor class has what, equal launchbays to macrobatteries? That still makes it more a battlecarrier than a battleship.

#

Also yeah, so it is said.

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The Emperor class feels like it sorta falls more into the category of the Venator class Star Destroyer in Star wars does.

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So... A Battlecarrier.

cerulean wagon
#

There are dedicated carrier vessels iirc but the concept of being used as such is lost so they just become cargo haulers n troop transports

cursive hull
#

That's...

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Depressing.

#

I love carriers.

So its weird.

cerulean wagon
#

Carriers are neat, but the way combat in handled in 40k for space also makes them less overbearing

#

if that makes sense?

#

Like, due to the scale the fighters and bombers are useful but being a dedicated carrier doesn't really house any benefits

cursive hull
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Well yeah. It does.

#

Battlecarriers are kinda the... Well, only practicable option.

#

Even most "Dedicated" carriers in say, star wars, which has far more powerful naval craft, still happen to be battlecarriers.

#

Anyway.

Its probably more just the way the guns are mounted in 40k.

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A Venator has its main battery to either side, just like the Emperor, but mounted in turrets, not fixed mounts. It can genuinely just sit back and toss fire at the foe and launch fighters.

The Emperor can't do that, it has to get stuck in, maneuver and fire as it goes, launching craft when practicable, in order to fight.

cerulean wagon
#

mhmm

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also on a side note

#

macros are cool

cursive hull
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They are.

cerulean wagon
#

but lance batteries in 40k?

#

thats the real shit

cursive hull
#

Fuck yeah.

#

Hard agree

#

Lance batteries are cool.

In BFG2, I always bring a roughly equal ratio of macros to Lances.

Lances are fucking great.

cerulean wagon
#

in an old rogue trader campaign i had a lance battery installed into our cruiser

#

the stats were great

#

The rules for orbital bombardment were...

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1 sec i cant do this justice without grabbing them

cursive hull
#

holy shit

glad prism
#

TL;DR lances are great no matter the form they take

cursive hull
#

Also, yeah.

cerulean wagon
#

just "a relativley small area of several hundred metres cease to exist"

cursive hull
#

For ship based laser weapons in sci fi? Its a close tie between Lance batteries and phasers for me.

cursive hull
glad prism
#

Scale itself is a pointless concept in 40k

cerulean wagon
#

but ye just

#

rogue trader is great

#

This is from "battlefleet koronus"

#

Which is dedicated to ship building, raising an army and going to war

tawdry wyvern
#

Reading this hurts, when I think about how fun bfga 2 is, but after the campaigns there is no play value anymore

cursive hull
#

In fairness

#

The campaign is currently spanking my ass rn

summer niche
#

GLASS THE PLANET

cursive hull
#

Fucking Tyranid incursions.

summer niche
#

i like the idea of macro cannons tbh

cursive hull
#

I just want my battleships already.

summer niche
#

"hab sized howitzers"

cerulean wagon
#

oh also carro

summer niche
#

HAB SIZED

cerulean wagon
#

incase u were wondering

cursive hull
#

Lol

glad prism
#

Lmfao, of course

cerulean wagon
#

the exterminatus rules are elsewhere

cursive hull
#

XD

cerulean wagon
#

ended up getting a cyclonic torpedo last campaign

cursive hull
#

"Yeah, we won't give these to you."

gives them to you somewhere else.

cerulean wagon
#

when trying to deal with a dormant nid hiveship

cursive hull
#

What I like about Macro's is that like

#

Most setting use them as a super weapon in of themselves

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Or something special

#

(Read: Halo)

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But in 40k?

glad prism
cursive hull
#

They're fucking everywhere and as white bread as it comes for ship board weapons.

summer niche
#

supreme commander sorta has it

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as the UEF Mjölnir

#

fug huge arty

cerulean wagon
#

sup com is great

cursive hull
#

I have Supreme Commander 2 sitting somewhere

#

Never actually played it

summer niche
#

don't

#

it's awful

cerulean wagon
#

dont play 2

glad prism
#

^

cerulean wagon
#

also

cursive hull
#

sadness

cerulean wagon
summer niche
#

i'm an idiot called mavor mjölnir

#

lmao

cerulean wagon
#

we had a martial hubris one in our last campaign iirc

#

and it meant we had to do additional tests to try and retreat

#

because our ship would refuse

cursive hull
#

I feel like rolling a 2 makes you just throw it out.

That feels really bad.

Also, lol.

#

Oh and

#

"Temperamental warp engine."

#

Sweating intensifies

cerulean wagon
#

i also love the fact all "classes" have unique ship actions

#

like astropaths can cause your ship to become a psychic labyrinth

#

complete with moving walls

cursive hull
#

Uh.... Fuck.

That sounds horrifying.

cerulean wagon
#

its great cause u could just

#

random roll a ship

#

and that could be the campaign setting

#

which i might do now

cursive hull
#

Fair

weak fern
#

I always roll Reliquary of Mars XD

barren tapir
#

I personally like Ad. Mech. ships, but among the navy ones i like the oberon since it is very versatile, the falchion since it is too very versatile and i think there was a third that now cannot recall its name

weak fern
#

I dont remerber the ship who can reffine into plasma

#

I loved him

primal tide
#

Another dumb region name on Terra, taken from a thousand sons:
Sud Merica (south america)

storm jungle
#

thats a joke right

#

please

primal tide
#

Nope

#

It's near the end of the book, trying to hide it out of embarrassment

storm jungle
#

god

#

end me

dim totem
#

i adore the old region names lol

#

earth but dumber

rotund siren
#

Erf

dim totem
#

erf

barren tapir
glad prism
#

I think Sud Merica is what's being referred to as dumb lmao

odd sparrow
#

it's just not supreme commander

#

cus the og supreme commander is basically one of a kind

cerulean wagon
#

SupCom is a spiritual sequal to Total Annihilation which are both fantastic games with big unit pools and unique factions

#

SupCom 2 is... kinda like the dow 3 of the family. Not to the same extent, but a similair level of "we need this to be more accessible"

barren tapir
#

I remember total annihilation... I think i still have the cd for it

primal tide
#

I never played much total annihilation but I did enjoy planetary annihilation for a while, ended up not playing for like a year and it kinda turned into abandonware iirc

odd sparrow
#

yeah supcom 2 is like any other rts

cerulean wagon
#

Ye chapin

#

PA is like uhhh

odd sparrow
#

supcom 1 is this like,,, ngl i tried to get into it but i am way too smoothbrained for how much more complicated it is than like DoW or whatever

cerulean wagon
#

total annihilation without the soul, but with some neat innovative design

#

some mods actually add in an extra faction, really improves it

primal tide
#

Fair, I'm not a huge rts guy and I got drawn in by the planet mover engines lol

cerulean wagon
#

Oh yeah no those bits are great

#

just

#

if you play again (its now owned by the community who continue to update it because they made a company and bought the rights too it)

#

it has a mod section

#

big recommend Legion

#

bare in mind this is a free mod, not an actual expansion

primal tide
#

Oh right, it's planetary annihilation Titans, which is separate from non-titans right?

cerulean wagon
#

titans is a stand alone DLC

#

it was a real scummy thing they did

#

where they sold the expansion as its own stand alone full priced game

#

and all it adds is a few extra units

primal tide
#

Yeah, now I'm remembering and that was mainly why I stopped I think

frosty cobalt
#

I sill bought it cause i loved the game but for like 4 big units and like 5 small ones, 60 bucks was a rip off

#

They wanted money for the cthulu v robot game they never fuckin made

primal tide
#

Feels very studio wildcard esqu

frosty cobalt
#

I wanted this game so fucking badly

deep skiff
#

if you have buy the original game you can upgrade it

signal hill
#

I still felt cheated that half a year after I bought a full game they released a standalone expansion which was the same game but better

vapid tiger
#

This is canon, you can't convince me otherwise

storm jungle
#

Im also pretty sure thats an official artist

vapid tiger
#

it's igor sid yes

deep skiff
#

those thing are terrifying

cloud kindle
#

What chapter is that

slow prawn
#

The Crusaders of Yule

cursive hull
#

Quite literally

#

Perfection

vapid tiger
#

but it is official artwork

cursive hull
#

Given how huge as a setting 40k is?

#

I'd accept this as canon

vapid tiger
#

^

#

exactly my logic

#

outside of just being cool

#

and silly

#

and great

primal tide
#

Warhammer: Yuletide

odd sparrow
#

what about yule

coarse mirage
#

The Battle of Saturnalia

odd sparrow
#

isn't that like christmas for witch kids

coarse mirage
#

Or wait they call it something else

odd sparrow
#

,, googling

coarse mirage
#

Sanguinalia

odd sparrow
#

OH

coarse mirage
#

Jul is what it's called in Scandiland

odd sparrow
#

okay right that's why the marine has the deer skull ok right

pallid crown
#

the mighty Sigmar Heldenhammer is the lost primarch in wh40k ?

coarse mirage
#

He's an actual god though

primal tide
#

The secret of the lost primarchs is that big e miscounted when he went to make 20, which is why it's such a big secret because he'd be really embarrassed if people found out he can't count

coarse mirage
#

"I made WHO?"

crisp heath
#

GW alas confirmed that Sigmar isn't a lost primarch

errant mauve
#

Sorry guys everyone knows Ferrus Manus died, reincarnated in AoS, and turned into Sigmar

odd sparrow
#

ye there used to be a lot of that stuff in warhammer

#

GW ditched it aaaaages ago

errant mauve
odd sparrow
#

No ❤️

atomic pelican
#

everyone is in on that emote now

errant mauve
atomic pelican
#

good.

vapid tiger
#

Did you make this

errant mauve
#

GUYS THE WARHAMMER HAMMER VAGUELY LOOKS LIKE FORGEBREAKER

#

nah Dilara did

atomic pelican
#

Dilara made it

#

and we all stole it

#

for our own servers

errant mauve
#

yes

atomic pelican
odd sparrow
#

poor medic ngl

errant mauve
#

Anyways

#

I read Iron Without again and am now sad again.

#

This do be a fighting against Ultramarines moment.

vapid tiger
#

It's literally ghal maraz

#

that's THE warhammer

#

how tf is it forgebreaker

odd sparrow
#

they renamed ghal maraz?

errant mauve
#

The new logo is just a normal cool looking hammer, but medic thinks its Forgebreaker lmao

atomic pelican
#

zomg new the warhammer in the warhammerlogo??????

#

this confirms bob the builder for dark angels

errant mauve
#

But that's just a theory, a Medic Theory

slow prawn
#

Thanks for suffering through it, contrarians!

atomic pelican
#

I think medic might be matpat in disguise

odd sparrow
#

idk medic to me just seems like he's fixating on weird warhammer stuff as a coping mechanism. like, dont wanna go all psychiatrist on a random dude on the internet but

#

i feel lowkey bad about mocking him here lol

vapid tiger
#

It's ghal maraz on one side and an aquila on the other

errant mauve
#

He's a funky fellow.

odd sparrow
#

a h

atomic pelican
#

smh

odd sparrow
#

i lowkey didn't clock that

#

i was wondering hey why isn't it just ghal maraz

atomic pelican
#

cant believe darktide mods ban anyone who plays a imperial faction and promotes eldar lovers to mod

errant mauve
#

eh....

vapid tiger
#

Hm

errant mauve
#

Looks like a generic stormcast hammer to me ngl

coarse mirage
#

the hammer in warhammer is a war hammer?!

vapid tiger
#

Okay it's just a stormcast hammer on one side

#

My bad

errant mauve
atomic pelican
#

Did the name 'Warhammer' stem from ghal maraz, or was it unrelated?

#

I forget

odd sparrow
#

ik it's been on the rulesbook cover for forever

vapid tiger
errant mauve
#

I'm 90% sure it was just a cool name at first

odd sparrow
#

ye ik but still

vapid tiger
odd sparrow
#

dude is obvs going through smthn

errant mauve
#

But Ghal Maraz soon did become the iconic warhammer

#

Harry the Hammer is still iconic in my heart

vapid tiger
#

"Well we called it warhammer might as well put in a super special warhammer"

coarse mirage
#

Not an excuse of course. Just an explanation for some behavior.

odd sparrow
vapid tiger
#

he also hated eldar fans for some reason

#

because elves?

coarse mirage
#

We beat up our Eldar fans

errant mauve
#

He doesn't like Wraithbone. That's unironically the reason why.

vapid tiger
#

what

atomic pelican
#

LUL

coarse mirage
#

To remind them of how GW hates them

vapid tiger
#

wraithbone?

primal tide
#

Wraithbone is sick

slow prawn
primal tide
#

I love it as a concept

vapid tiger
#

the fucking made up magic bone substance

atomic pelican
#

He would just ping dilara to harass her

#

then whine "WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME!??!"

vapid tiger
#

@storm jungle why did he hate eldar

atomic pelican
#

I made this for him

vapid tiger
atomic pelican
#

titled "eldar4smoothies"

vapid tiger
#

Ya

slow prawn
atomic pelican
#

LMAO

vapid tiger
#

I thought he just hated elves in fiction or something

coarse mirage
#

Not shiny and bright white but kind a coarse and hollow

primal tide
errant mauve
# vapid tiger what

Medic has a really weird fixation on a very VERY specific type of "clean" tech.

He's gone on hour long malding sessions in the IW discord about how much he hates DG and Chaos minis because their weapons and armour aren't clean enough for him. For him, all wargear needs to be polished, studded, and hammered together perfectly or its bad. Since Wraithbone is none of this, and is really its antithesis (sung together) he strongly dislikes it.

vapid tiger
#

wat

errant mauve
#

That just be how he put it.

primal tide
#

That's a butt

atomic pelican
#

the fact that medic edits lexicanum brings e grave worries for it

vapid tiger
#

wraithbone is a perfect material though

#

It's always "molded" perfectly

#

It's always clean

errant mauve
#

I dunno man, he hates it for some reason

vapid tiger
#

If he likes clean why does he dislike it

atomic pelican
#

It's really funny to have learned that medic already has a rep in other parts of the 40k community

slow prawn
#

He’s a mechanic and collector, as well as restorer of old technology as a hobby. It’s definitely a cool set of hobbies but I feel like he takes it way too far when he injects it into Warhammer

errant mauve
#

I'm just a messenger

vapid tiger
errant mauve
vapid tiger
errant mauve
#

His hobby is real cool, but he takes it too far like Sanctus said.

atomic pelican
#

Follow him to the ends of the 40k discord earth and fight over every grain of sand

slow prawn
#

Though I think he’s been pushed back, he’s really only on the IW servers and DA servers and the IW has become his complaining place because there he has a couple of people to back him up

errant mauve
vapid tiger
#

I'm guessing the "stuff needs to be polished" thing is "well if dg and chaos have dirty and fucked up looking wargear it'll malfunction because it's dirty" but like

It's space fantasy bro

atomic pelican
vapid tiger
#

Chaos marines are literally magical

Their boltguns have fucking demons and shit in them

errant mauve
#

"We're in a setting where 20 space himbos tore the galaxy a new asshole, I think logic flew out the window a while ago."

vapid tiger
#

Ya

primal tide
#

Logic was the name of one of the lost primarchs

#

It's why he had go

errant mauve
#

I get feeling that to some degree if I saw some super rusty historical wargaming minis, since they're meant to be historical, but it really ain't enough to bother me.

errant mauve
primal tide
#

There he is

#

Scrubbed from dorns mind

atomic pelican
cerulean wagon
#

i cant believe you guys are all being cadians rn

vapid tiger
#

we are all cadians

cerulean wagon
vapid tiger
#

help!

#

help me!

#

i'm turning into a cadian!

errant mauve
#

NO DON'T TAKE ME TO CADIA I DON'T WANNA GO NOOO-

odd sparrow
#

master race

atomic pelican
#

I also made this meme because "UHH CRAFTWORLDS RESPONSIBLE FOR FALL DAE?!?!" memes starte dto grate against me

odd sparrow
atomic pelican
#

It's hardly even a meme, moreso just a actual timeline

odd sparrow
#

aaa

#

tbh it is an accurate timeline

odd sparrow
#

exodites realised shit was fucked very very early on

#

craftworld eldar jumped ship just before it was fucked to the power of 2

cerulean wagon
#

mayo have u been here long enough to see his whole cadian hatred? or does ge do that bit elsewhere too

errant mauve
#

It's everywhere.

atomic pelican
#

LUL

slow prawn
#

It’s even on Reddit

primal tide
#

I saw that dilara pasted the Reddit thread I showed her lmao

#

It's classic

#

I did a spit take when I saw he was the OP

errant mauve
#

Eldar Corsairs are the most based because Corsair is a cool sounding word and I like pirates 😎

cerulean wagon
#

i answered too it

odd sparrow
#

corsairs have an admirable lifestyle

atomic pelican
vapid tiger
odd sparrow
#

reject constrictive traditions leave ur home contract ten stds and die in ur 30s in a shootout

atomic pelican
#

That's accurate

errant mauve
#

wake up
raid innocent imperial orphanage
eat babies
sleep
A good day to be a Red Corsair

atomic pelican
#

exodite are p much spot on eldar amish

slow prawn
#

Just replace the horses with dinosaurs

odd sparrow
#

and ye

errant mauve
odd sparrow
#

eldar amish wood elves with dinos

#

just sorta vibing while the galaxy fell around them twice over

#

look horus idc if u wanna see the galaxy burn just leave my weed grove alone and u can move onto the next system

primal tide
odd sparrow
#

cool elf variants are restricted to AoS

#

along with everything else cool

primal tide
#

Mhm lmao

errant mauve
#

No Iron Warriors in AoS
-10 points irontears

odd sparrow
#

Tho i can on some level sort of understand them not wanting to add on even more factions, 40k is fairly bloated as it is

atomic pelican
#

ogors

errant mauve
#

But Nagash is in Chaos
+50 points

vapid tiger
#

The black library goes out of its way to establish that exodites specifically ride lizardmen dinos from fantasy

gw already has half the sculpts for these units, just add the weed elves

odd sparrow
#

tho like,, pls hurry up slightly in updating the old ones

errant mauve
#

And Ogors are in Chaos
+600000000000 points

#

AoS wins again

cerulean wagon
vapid tiger
#

Just add slann to the exodite roster and boom

Space lizardmen elves

#

with lasers

cerulean wagon
#

also nagash is death not chaos

vapid tiger
#

which are mounted on dinosaurs

errant mauve
#

Ik

odd sparrow
#

tbh u can totally just kitbahs exodites but like, idk

vapid tiger
#

like the fucking far cry dlc

errant mauve
#

I just like Nagash a lot

primal tide
odd sparrow
#

my issue with that is all it really gives u is craftworld eldar on dinos

errant mauve
#

I have an og Arkhan the Black mini and all

#

Nagash is based boner

odd sparrow
#

exodites are described as wearing these vivid colourful cloaks made from the feathers of native birds and shit

cerulean wagon
#

probably chapin lmao

odd sparrow
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it's a really interesting and diverse looking faction that u cant really kitbash

cerulean wagon
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anyway its almost 4ma i have work soon

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time to sleep

vapid tiger
errant mauve
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Good monring

odd sparrow
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!! goodnight bones

primal tide
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Sleep bone dad

odd sparrow
errant mauve
odd sparrow
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I SWEAR TO GOD I WAS THINKING THIS BEFORE

cerulean wagon
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stg chapin

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ill fightyou

slow prawn
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Does this make Sigmar Samurai Jack?

cerulean wagon
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dont make that stick

primal tide
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I'll take you on, beanpole

odd sparrow
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extremely tall intimidating magically formed ancient master of darkness vibes

coarse mirage
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LONG AGO

errant mauve
odd sparrow
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similar silhouette

errant mauve
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Or

cerulean wagon
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THROW DOWN

errant mauve
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Alcadizzar

slow prawn
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Settra Jack

vapid tiger
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Nagash just seems like the type of guy to not only be incredibly evil but genuinely enjoy it for the sake of it

Especially if you read his Old World feats

errant mauve
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Nagash is the most important figure in both Fantasy and AoS because he has the incredibly important role of being the Chief Jobber

vapid tiger
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Or just

odd sparrow
vapid tiger
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Read nighthaunt lore

odd sparrow
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obvs he's a shapeshifter but like

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man really did choose to make his primary form a cylinder

vapid tiger
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"lol the healers become murderers because i hate them"

errant mauve
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Based-gash at it again

odd sparrow
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and yes nagash is basically a shitlord

odd sparrow
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no not that video again

vapid tiger
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Look

I don't think Nagash's design helps with the comparison

coarse mirage
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Yes

vapid tiger
atomic pelican
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Nagash has the biggest hat in AoS

vapid tiger
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He fucking looks like skeleton aku

atomic pelican
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He's the biggest chad by default

odd sparrow
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big hat big dick

coarse mirage
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He realised if you want to have authority you need a hat

odd sparrow
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it is known

vapid tiger
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He's even got the beard

eternal ledge
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Fuck you guys are making me want to get Nagash just to do him as Aku

vapid tiger
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And the boney noises when he moves

cerulean wagon
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his hands aret big enough tho

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calgar gonna get him

errant mauve
odd sparrow
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his hands are p big idk

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they might be able to sorta compete with calgar

coarse mirage
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I don't know many characters from AoS

cursive hull
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Honestly

coarse mirage
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Gotrek has a good fuck-it-all attitude though

errant mauve
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Nagash's immense hat energy is only rivaled by Chaos Dwarves

primal tide
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"Nice head there..... would be a shame for someone to just remove it"

cursive hull
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Nagash with Aku's voice?

odd sparrow
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gotrek is forever brian blessed to me now

cursive hull
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That's...

odd sparrow
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it was such a perfect casting

cursive hull
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Literally perfection

atomic pelican
cursive hull
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Also, yeah

atomic pelican
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about new chaos dwarf releases soon

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They pulled their FW line

cursive hull
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Brian Blessed as Gotrek

atomic pelican
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So it seems likely

odd sparrow
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GAHAHAHAHAH
meanwhile local daemon population begins shitting itself

cursive hull
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Is also perfection

odd sparrow
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if u show up as the villain in a G&F book ur gonna get ur ass kicked

atomic pelican
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thanquol

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is still alive

odd sparrow
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it could literally be like the entire ruinous pantheon and gotrek would still slap them about

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look

errant mauve
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My 2 favourite factions in AoS also happens to be Chaos Dwarves and Legions of Nagash.

odd sparrow
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i didn't say kill

errant mauve
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Perhaps I just like big hats.

odd sparrow
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i said ass kicked

cursive hull
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In fairness.

atomic pelican
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rip LoN

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long live soulblight

odd sparrow
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thanquols ass is red

cursive hull
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They did ruin Thanquols life.

Well...

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More like

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They helped Thanquol ruin his own life

primal tide
errant mauve
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Man

odd sparrow
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every time thanquol does something this naked trashgnome and his pet twink show up to help him fuck it up

errant mauve
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I'm really bummed that you can't take Arkhan with the skelly boys no more

atomic pelican
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I still have Arkhan's model!!!

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:c

errant mauve
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Ossiarchs are cool but Arkhan and a horde of normal skeletons is just too kino

odd sparrow
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wait is arkhan just actually dead in tt now

atomic pelican
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I actually bought the SC deathrattle kit

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a month or so before arkhan died

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in canon

cursive hull
vapid tiger
odd sparrow
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perfection

cursive hull
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PERFECT

primal tide
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I love it

slow prawn
eternal ledge
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Must resist... kit bash... urg...

errant mauve
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Arkhan dying
please don't remind me of the humiliating death of my favourite Fantasy character cri

cursive hull
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So who's Nagash's foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword?

That random Prince who stabbed him that one time?

odd sparrow
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tho with all that said like

errant mauve
odd sparrow
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to me this is sorta the definitive nagash voice

slow prawn
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In that case, the Scotsman is Sigmar

odd sparrow
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if they ever make smthn big with nagash in it it needs to be that VA

eternal ledge
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FUUUUUCK

odd sparrow
errant mauve
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They still use the same VA in the AoS Nagash audiobooks iirc

cursive hull
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Shrug

odd sparrow
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you are worthy yes-yes

cursive hull
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ALso, that VA for Nagash?

I like it. Very cold. Very calculating.

eternal ledge
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you guys have really trigerted my painting urge

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and I can't afford anothe $140 kit

coarse mirage
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Are tehre any AoS books with Seraphon yet?

eternal ledge
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I just got Kragnos

odd sparrow
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the only thing i dislike about kragnos is his face

vapid tiger
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Long ago in a distant land, I, Nagash, the spell-casting Master of Darkness,  unleashed an unspeakable evil!

But a foolish Nehekharan warrior wielding a magic blade stepped forth to oppose me.

Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into Shyish, where my evil is law!

Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Nagash!

odd sparrow
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it like, idk doesn't look v godly?

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he looks like a pug

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a vicious pug but

eternal ledge
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the angle they shot that head at doe not do it justice

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its much better in person

odd sparrow
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hm ye maybe

eternal ledge
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i wasn't going to do the open mout till i saw it at a differnt angle

vapid tiger
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Guy who voices most of the audiobooks for bl

odd sparrow
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he does a good job still

vapid tiger
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yeah he's good

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I think it is

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No it's Jonathan Keeble I think

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Who the fuck is it

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Maybe it's Gareth Armstrong

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They all blend together

eternal ledge
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Yeah voice distortion does not help

vapid tiger
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Frankly I don't know who it is it's one of the black library audiobook regulars though

eternal ledge
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hell when I watched Rya the Last Dragon I kept thinking Benedict Wong's character was voiced my Jim Cummings (aka voice of like every disney character from Whinny the Poo to Tiger)

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He had a really close cadence a few times

vapid tiger
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Weird

storm jungle
storm jungle
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like

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all I got out of it was it was the classic "uwu they're so arrogant" excuse when thats like all the factions in 40k. He seems to do it out of spite more than anything from what ive seen

cerulean wagon
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its because its elf tech

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and its weird bio-organic metals

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so hes like

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: (

storm jungle
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YES. THIS.

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He literally would like them more if they operated factories kek

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like the dark eldar

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which is... huh??