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this is the year of the ork i'm afraid
and what a glorious year it is
I have made myself less amgry over the color of the 143rd's uni
And I can thank the Cadians this time
Broke: hating eldar and not wanting them to get models
Woke: wanting eldar to get models so you can make better looking corpses
Big brain time

Like the Cadian 8th has changed their uniform 3 times. Granted over the course of like 3,000 years. But still. They changed
i want them to get new models so the pain can finally end
Aw yiss
Yesss
Would the Patriarch of Khaine be an Eldar or Tyranid model

New deffkoptas r great
The new boyz and the KT box has inspired me to play orkz
Having tried them on tts today, I cant wait for T5
I have magnetized corpses to put on the base of my Daemon Prince
I switch them out depending on the faction I play again 
could you imagine if they had brought squiggoths to plastic?
don't I need the new box, less ork players please I want to be able to pre-order the new box for atleast 5 minutes
oh lord

Mayo's also the one and only person to truly represent Iron Warrior on Iron Warrior brutality on the bases of his models
I wonder if itll fly off shelves like the city box or not
@tiny nova what's cursed city? sounds made up
I just want the codex boxset
Hmm probably not? Cursed City was ALOT
I rlly am hyped just for new KT edition
I hope some factions get their personalities shown more in KT
Ide like to see a crusade/KT crossover
Some factions are very boring in it compared to their full 40k counterpart
lets see what they've learned in 9e
Yeess
imma be honest: while the core rules are great in 9th, the rules for the factions have been a fucking nightmare
Rlly? New 9e codices seem like the best part
Admech, drukhari, deathguard
that's what i'm saying
I haven't looked @ drukhari
All rlly fun and fluffy
they are TOO powerful
They did solve their problems outside of that tho
And yeah
Realspace raid is a amazinf addition that rlly fixes their old issue
despite old codex, orks aren't BAD
Ultramarines? Boom: Guilliman's head
Space Marines? Boom: I've got a captain painted for each first founding chapter
Eldar? Boom: Eldrad
Deldar? Boom: Vect
Nids? Boom: Swarmlord head
CSM? Boom: a lord from each legion
Guard? Boom: Creed
Daemons? Boom: Bloodthirster head
Sisters? Boom: that new high lord
Orks? Boom: ghazgkhull
Tau? Boom: Shadowsun
They arent as strong as ppl hype them up to be
Ppl just werent rdy for them
Ive p much hyper adapted to fighting them with cults
A great advantage of being in the hobby for an extended amount of time is the raw amount of random minis you accumulate through a variety of means.
A mate gave me the old Vect model (not the ship) for painting 1500 points of his army.
I will help you bear this burden, Mayo. So long as it is yours to bear.
He now serves the noble burden of being dead.
if i have learned one thing in this hobby, it's that a lot of the player base will still keep playing even though it makes them absolutely miserable
P much every codex comes out stronger than the last
Deathguard used to be the terror
and i'm not talking about complaining about the strength of certain factions. i'm talking every waking moment of being in the hobby makes them hate
If you manage to find people you like, it's pretty fun to do a sacrifice game where you take some old minis and the winner gets one of your troop's heads. Budget allowing it can be pretty fun
my statement is a bit hyperbolic, i'm aware
I definitely prefer the older editions' rules but playing 40k with your mates is still very fun. Bonus is that more of them want to play now that 40k's more accessible.
like i said, 9th edition rules are actually probably some of the best the game has ever had
The Middle East and accessibility do not go hand in hand sadly :(
i just think they need to reign it in a bit with how powerful they make new codexes
Kill team drippicus however is very accessible

House Drippicus
Le-Ork the Professonial is drippy
Can we have a pet grot in Drippicus?
We are currently fighting Tyranids.

God
I
Nid
That to happen
i went through half of this chat and its just medic complaining
again reminder
lore isnt put into consideration when the models are made
get over it
Could be worse
Could be me complaining

Someone here said that the new KT trailer made Orks scary; think it was Proud Genestealer but I could be wrong; but I know of one instance of that happening. In Space Marine there's an audio log where a guy's being attacked by a group of Greenskins and his wife tries to stop them, and they just start laughing. The guy said it sounded horrible.
Just wait till I get triggered by Eldar again

Nah everyone agreed i think that they were scary af
portrayed as pure psychos which is great
and finally provides more material when people say orks arent pure evil 
I complain about people complaining about stupid looking Warhammer models.
Even then I've done it once, maybe twice.
Anyway continue Kronos.
I complain about people complaining about people complaining about people complaining.
That's how I know I'm finally a warhammer 40k fan.
So many levels of complaint that the Eye of Terror grows in size.
I wouldn't say Orks are pure evil.
Chaotic Evil kinda fits them.
They're definitely assholes.
But they're technically not doing it intentionally.
Since Orks don't have a concept of a "Civilian."
Also yes, this is pretty perfect.
...Now I want a Weirdboy to laugh like Palp
They do it because its fun
its kind of the same reason why everyone loves palpatine
He's kinda like... And while he is one now... A classic Disney Villain of old.
The ones that weren't even pretending not to be evil, but really enjoyed it all the same.
Scar, Maleficent, etc
They were shits and basked in their own evilness
UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAH!
But first he has to fly around in the air grunting in confusion.
Sounds based
Now I just imagine a battle between marines and Orks and there's just this Weirdboy floating around in the air making stressed cockney noises.
Guess thats why the Eldar still dont have new models, even tho they are getting more prominent in the lore

Eldar too busy not banging to get new models
sadly
in before the Eldar create a chaos god of prudity
The true chaos god of evil
half of your complaints are overdone and boring as usual
the chaos god of no fun allowed
Agreed
See what i mean 
also you directly pinged me
jjust because i mentioned you up top
but hey works for me, i gotta get some tea anyway
Just returned bait with bait
yeah okay. sure
again ill repeat myself
if i want to bait you i could literally say anything else

you really just get stuck over the most pointless things when they dont matter
just saying
🤷♀️
Totally not bait
Yeah it isnt, im being honest
if i wanted to bait you i could literally say something much more blatant
we had this argument like a week ago lol
"directly insults someone. claims its not bait"

That's what Gork and Mork are for.
Not it, chief.
Also I'm starting to realize that I kinda love this server because a good chunk of you would probably savagely beat eachother with trashcan lids if you ever met in person, and I left because I was at the brunt of it.
It's both entertaining and exhausting, like Ying and Yang if they came from a back alley in New York.
You don't have to imagine, its what happens in DoW2 if you kill a weirdboy
They literally float up into the air and fly around for a bit before exploding violently.
Insult where
How is that an insult
Back Alley Ying Yang
Also owned
I mean, if it were me complaining nonstop, I would want someone to call me out.
Complaining to an extent that warrants others mentioning it, rather
Might be something else he meant, i got no idea
I'm telling you, I went through it, I found nothing untoward.
I'd be angry and then have hindsight later on and feel sad for a couple minutes if someone did that to me.
Yeah, I totally get that
Really, if we be acting unwise, someone's gotta help rein us in
Regardless, it's too early in the morning for this shit lmao.
I wish I could go back to bed but I have work today
Ive done stuff other than complain, but people seem to ignore that

Seems like people only like it when I complain, so they can jump in and tell me to stop complaining.
Not a dig solely at you
Oh I didnt take it as such. Im just noting my own observations
I pointed this out hours ago
Chat didnt fire up until I complained about somthing
I mean if person a did a bad thing to person b ofc you focus on that. "Well i just stabbed this person to death but since i gave the homeless dude over there some money im not getting imprisoned"
Need to rename this channel "dog-pile-on-Medic"
I swear
what is it with you and playing the victim card constantly
EVERY TİME an argument happens and I mean NOT every time you talk just specifically; 9-10 people disagree against you and you just need to die on some hill
and then act like the world is against you or something
idk. what is with you taking issue with anything I say, baiting me, then going "lol why u mad bro. that wasnt bait"?
I only responded to bait with bait
yeah, bullshit.
Gotta go and see if my tea is done but I said it once and will again, if i want to bait you I'd have said something really more obvious.

Yeah you should get some irl interaction and take some time off discord nuclearmedic
Knowing Di and how she talks, that's really not how she would go about baiting you.
And he's FUCKING OUTTA HERE.
Look.
I'm going to be completely, and utterly, honest.
She is right too about models and lore
Medic, I don't dislike you. I don't hate you.
But you put words in people's mouths, and you tend to insist on a thing being universally true.
Its infuriating
Lmfao did he really leav us?
No
Can't at Medic
Holy fckn shit
FINALLY
@storm jungle you hit him with that trash can lid too hard, sent him back to the back alley lmao
Yee
Carro put it best
I would chalk it up to just like maybe me and skelly hating on him
but literally nobody here liked him
like at all

But he brought it upon himself
Yeah its 100% his own fault
Everyone is a contrarian if they don't think the Silver Skulls are an Iron Warriors successor
He did 2 things when ever I saw him: fill other people in on lore tidbits they didn't know about and say some stupid shit devolving the channel into anarchy.
Like, I didn't hate him.
But you can't debate, nor even argue with someone who insists you're doign a thing you're not, and can demonstrably prove you aren't.
I did that latter bit too from time to time but I always tried to be a good sport about it.
Lmfao
Based Dilara 💖
The number of times I considered sending this does not bear think about
It also would have been bullying too, so at least he's done us the courtesy
I kinda expected him to leave a manifesto when he bounced.
Im pretty sure he'll do that on other servers hes in and go "the darktide server is awful dont go there."
Accept your victory no matter how bitterly you fought for it.
Yea
Truly, I didn't want to hate Medic, but his insistence on being right and speaking on your behalf is downright disqualifying for taking him seriously.
Honestly he was pretty annoying imo
Really, Carro put it best.
But now that he's gone, who's gonna fill in the niche that didn't even need filling to begin with?
😭
Don't mourn for that which won't be missed.
Aw man, I already made the Tombstone. holds dryerase board with his name written on it and a plank nailed to the back

Medic bashing aside, what we malding over together, frens?
Plastic death korps beeing painted in too dark blue
Lack of soul lmao.
Ok but why is this even a problem?
Ngl i kinda prefer the new scheme tho
I wish it was any regiment other than krieg tbh
I think the difference in uniform colours isn't even a problem
The fw ones look kinda washed out
I always thought they were in black coats.
Gib plastic
Me and Lux with the Tallarn Desert Raiders watching the Iron Warriors turn our home planet into Jahannam
XD true
🔥
Of course ur invited
Civ V's rendition of Ceddin Deden on loop
I mean
Blue is just the better color for Krieg
i also really like the white-ish gasmasks
dont know why it looks so striking but its pog
Whoops
So yeah one of them actually does
I kinda like the new shoulder pads they got
I prefer the old ones tbh :c
They make more sense than the slab of metal they got before
But each their own
But do they lack soul? 🤔
I mean armoring the shoulders but leaving the chest exposed doesnt make that much sense to me tbh
WTH?! No, they have souls
Or well lets just assume they have a slab of metal under their coats
Like valhallans they implement armour in their attire
So i would assume that the shoulder pads are there mostly for regiment number and a bit better armour
Fair
Other guardsmen have pads why can't the Kriegs?
It is easier to swap shoulder pads than to change coat or something woven on the shoulder
They do, i just perfer the fw pads
It was just a Medic thing saying how the more round ones sap some of their individuality and soul at some point earlier
Iirc
I did read it
Lmao, didnt read but not surprised
His point were solid, although it would make sense getting something more ergonomic that the old slabs of metal
As long as its quintessentially Krieg, it shouldn't ruffle too many feathers
It's Krieg but they have tampons now, the world will live on.
I'm curious, are we sure that it is the 143 krieg regiment?
I dunno I just see Kriegsmen.
Sais 143rd
So yeah probably
Oh... Well... Welp
is there anything wrong with them being from the 143rd?
What?
Also, in fairness... I pointed this out at the time
If we're presuming these are veterans, that makes them slightly less useless and thus more valuable.
Hence, even if they aren't going to have actual armor from head to toe, a little upgrade in protection makes sense.
I think its just the sentiment they're after, "utterly inconsequential, the world moves on" type of thing
That and said something about them having shoulder pads and the way I worded it sounded like they didn't have those.
Tampons I mean.
Nope from me, i just was curious from where the info was taken, i just saw the number 43 from the images, before Hobo shared that image
BTW, since skitarii are part of the legiones skitarii does that make them legionnaries?
I think yes
Hello what happened
Nuclearmedic bounced because he tried to do some dumbass things and now we're talking about Krieger tampons.
Do you want a summary or you prefer to read it yourself?
Was one of the spaces making some weird analogy?
Cause I did that with the server as a whole.
Tbh i like the redesign and recoloring of the 143 krieg
Makes em less stupid and a bit more colorful/easy to distinct from the others
It's perfectly alright is what it is
Oh, just looked at the bingo, i did the "unironically agree with Nuclear" bit quite few times
Fs in the chat for Blank
Keep in mind its just a meme
medic got banned?
He left of his own accord
Medic went away
ah well
however annoying some people are, i always get a bit sad about people feeling so negative over made up internet arguments
I can sympathise with that, it just didn't help that good faith arguments and discussions never felt like they were on the table with Medic.
🤷 didnt really talk to him
Based tbh
Atleast Im glad to see that empathy still exists
i assume they kept on complaining about the new models and then got into bunch of arguments?
It was Medic pointing out that the medals made no sense since in established canon lore krieg don't use them
I just told him to get over it since GW themselves said lore doesnt matter with minis most of the time.
apparently that was bait so idk
Also more important: gw can retcon things
And they do it, a lot
Yeah like saying "this isnt lore accurate" is stupid because it NOW is lore accurate
^
Like it can sometimes be annoying but its usually nothing big
just gotta shrug and move on most of the time
Yeah
GW can do whatever they want at all times
I think that things could have been handled better, but that is now the past
Instead of "THIS LORE TEXT FROM 2006 SAYS OTHERWISE REEE"
yep
There's being obtuse
I mean its just fucking medals, where is the problem with that??? Its such a minor detail i cant
Then there's being Medic
Lore goblins get used to that GW doesn't care about ur 2003 novels
This one statement was as true as it was hurtful lmao
I'd say it's more like, GW don't know their own lore... but it is what it is...
They're all true to some extent
And not caring enough about their own lore often means they don't know some stuff anyway, but that's neither here nor there as far as this discussion is concerned
tbh nobody knows their lore
it's 3 decades worth of nonsense that's part contradictory, part obscure and part plain stupid
Better framing indeed
that said, with the new octarius stuff it is slightly weird that they dug the specific fluff for that planet up and then went on to just
sorta ignore most of it
Yeah like they got lore experts obviously but its more that their own inner departments dont give a shit and mess up each other's content
like how the model team just makes what they're told to go and never goes "hey this doesnt look like a proper faction vehicle," etc
that kinda thing
I'm still miffed over Ferric Blight on necrons.
Same
ferric blight?
What dat?

‘Blighted Resurrection The Pallid Hand are ambushed by overwhelming Necron forces from the Novokh Dynasty amidst the ruins of Hollowfall. During a fighting retreat, Mortarion’s sons infect a number of Necron Warriors with Ferric Blight. Phasing out, the android warriors bear the deadly contagion back to the stasis crypts of their tomb world, beginning an epidemic of catastrophic proportions.’
This?
Some plague marines caused an epidemic in a tomb world somewhere iirc
,, diseased necrons
I have substantial distaste
GW they are r o b o t s
and they're probably op enough to just technogabble disease away on a molecular level
Flayer Virus is at least a series of errata in the algorithms and shit
That stupid emperor’s children guy resurrecting in a necron warrior cause it apparently got joy out of killing him
This is just more like, 'yeah, you got aids.'
They have done necrons dirty a bunch of times
Lucius is such an annoying fuck
That one is just totally stupid
Ferric blight isnt that basically metal rusts and decays
Warriors aren’t sentient
Thats how it was framed
I guess Fulgrim kills Lucius, and that's just how it ends for Fulgrim.
Because no one likes him.
I like the new warrior models but it’s dumb that they’re falling apart because they should be repairing as they walk
Yeah but Thats the issue nugle says nah no repair for you only aids
Not all nekrons repair quickly repair protocols can take time to start to run
If it is a warp spawned disease it could work... If only the necrons have many ways to repel the warp so yeah, BS
I mean just the fact that it's so incompatible with warp fuckery that it doesn't really work
And I think it relies on them having a soul, and by the Chaos definition of a soul, its not truly present in Necrons
Like in lore i guess some nekrons are running off windows 98
how warpfuckery is even meant to work is wholly ambiguous tbh
Necrons had their souls eaten by the c'tan
Yeah true but nurgle say warp resist gae have aids
In other words, ferric blight was just chaos writers putting in one last fuck you to the necrons
That and necrons can literally end the setting but gotta get smacked in the knees with a de-nerf bat whenever the plot or script says they cant do something against the imperials
I'm convinced chaos writers are all just abnormal gremlins

Basically yeah but it still makes sense but at the same time really dont
It is just GW wanting to push things, like, necrons should be extremely loathed by nurgle followers because they are the best example of unchanging stuff
It seems that chaos writers suffer from disillusion, they want to be strong and scary when they are just dumb
Silent king comes back to wake up all tomb worlds. Decides to let them sleep still cause that would be mean
The more satisfying scene was the marine falling to his knees after he was gaussed
But this works too
I guess that he failed to awaken them because, you know, he is silent
Nekron scrabs are adorable
But yeah
necrons will only be allowed to do anything when the end times rolls around
in like
2080
Then in Age of Gulliman they’ll be a dead faction like tomb kings
YES!
Noooo
Settra my beloved
F for settra
Sweet Khalida
Tyranids have to win and end everything
Lore is aiming towards nids last i heard anyway. SK came back cause they found a huge tyrannid fleet or something i think
Yis
Nids will consume every thing
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but yeah like im pretty when 40k gets rebooted it will take place across galaxies
a good alternative to realms like AOS

That realm thing confuses me
same
Just the fact the Deatwatch has a watch fortress above a necron tomb world says a lot about the incompetency of the Deathwatch and the Necrons being Skaven but less prone to shenanigans here.
at least space is easier to understand
I only saw the map in the core book and yeah
Realmgates are weird, man
Supposed to be like the norse realms i guess?
i think so?
yeah it's like that basically
Skavenblight being a whole realm now is just silly
each wind of magic becomes its own realm and like, as i understand the vibe is that the centre of it is p much normal and as u go out to the sides it becomes weirder and more fucky
it's a flat plane
it's v high fantasy and like, yeah
I just always saw it as Discount MCU with how the nine realms worked
It's only business
Is chamon free
Is it real estate?
Ha
Eh no
It depends on the realm and the area of the realm in question, cities are normally just cities though
Seems really convoluted tbh
The idea behind it is that since the realms are so vast and their cosmology is so varied that players can very easily create their own little corners of the aos similar to 40k, since you couldn't really do that with warhammer fantasy
Ben here to save the day
I’m just trying to know how the realm things work. I think i’d be stupid either way
Here's an example to contextualize the realms a bit
So the actual up-close nature of them is pretty easy to swallow, they're made up of different regions on a flat plane...usually
Like, this here is the Great Parch, a region of Aqshy, which is the realm of fire
It's a continent the size of eurasia
So they are on a ‘planet’ still?
Its not on the rest of the Old World ?
Old World blew up.
I know that
I was under the impression that the stormcast were talking the bifrost to the vampire realm and shit like that
That whole thing is confusing to me as well
Not quite
Each realm is a different plane.
A different world
I hate it
Like, I sorta see where its going but its composition doesn't mesh well with me
Realmgates are magical gateways that can be used to travel between each world, and can take the form of big magical gateways or sometimes something more mundane, like crossing an ocean
It's very high fantasy
Stormcasts basically use a bifrost from their fort in Azyr to get to places
But it's one-way
They have to find their way back manually or through dying
Didn't know that but it makes sense
It's the excuse for them being able to deploy anywhere and to deep strike ingame
I mean. You can still have that with out the realm shit
Have a chaos realm and ‘heaven’ or whatever
I mean they're basically just different planets story-wise they're just not shaped like planets
And they're really really big individually
Like I think the reasons they went with the realms thing over just having a big new world and a heavenly realm is because one big new world can be definitively mapped out and that was what GW was trying to avoid
The realms explicitly cannot be entirely mapped out outside of very broad strokes
To allow for players to make their own locations in them that can be as big or as small as they like
Unless its changed they are constantly growing
Yeah I think so
Slowly
The other reason they exist is probably because they just wanted to riff on norse mythology
Plagiarism
And also because the existence of the eight major realms has a caveat
There's also potentially hundreds of smaller pocket realms
yeah it was def implemented largely cus they want to have infinite space to expand more factions into
in WHFB almost everything was already mapped out
Which allows for players to not be pigeon holed by the already broad concept of the eight mortal realms
That’s where it gets stupid to me
In effect giving them the same measure of creativity as 40k when it comes to player worldbuilding and Your Dudes - in fact, even more than 40k
I know it’s the same as planets but i just find it stupid
Like. A campaign wouldn’t feel significant if there is a realm that is always going to be x
You invade the soulblight realm but it isn’t like you can cleanse it or destroy it.
Story events can still affect realms on a vast scale and individual player campaigns can alter their own little corners of the realms
There's also the explicitly mapped out small portions of realms which gw likes to play around in with stories, so areas like the Great Parch are official areas of the realms we can care about
Since those are very tangible
I mean you can cleanse the realm of death
You could even destroy it
It'd just be very hard to do
But it's definitely possible because the factions themselves are also very large in scale
Teclis ended a setting-wide event recently for example through a massive fuckoff elf invasion
Maybe i just don’t know alot but i just find it silly
Because he's a literal god
The best way to think of it, for me at least, is that AoS is a very different kind of fantasy compared to WHFB
Despite being a direct sequel
WHFB, the old world, whatever you want to call it, was rooted in a blend of tolkienesque heroic fantasy and the tone of Sword and Sorcery ala Conan
So it was basically just a normal fantasy setting that you see a lot of
AoS is more mythological fantasy
I’d rather there was a tangible way to walk somewhere than magic portal etc
Where is the ‘midgard’ then
Where does john smith live
I mean you can walk somewhere inside of a realm
In fact given the scale of the setting you can feasibly walk from one realm to another, it's just that you would need to take a specific path that was basically a realmgate but physically doesn't resemble a portal and instead is just a mountain pass that has the magical property of being a border between realms and a mundane way to pass between them
The center of every realm is midgard
Since the center of every realm is a mundane place
AoS feels like it should have been a prequel more rather than a sequel tol me in a number of ways
It's not 1:1 with norse mythology
Idk. I’ve grown a better appreciation for aos but i’m still not totally won over by it
Rn I'm only for it because I care about Ben's brew for the most part
aos is fine its just
high fantasy
theres no grounding too it like with old whf, so its not my cup of tea
I mean I don't mind it being a sequel since it allows characters from the old world to be in AoS
AoS has a kickass roster of characters that's a hundred times more interesting than 40k's and it's all thanks to being rooted in fantasy
I think that’s my issue
The gods are 100% more interesting than primarchs
Depends on the primarch honestly
primarchs are garbage but arent important characters in the grand sche of 40k
Maybe I'll just have to get my fingers around the books or something because I find it to be hard to engage with for the most part
primarchs are acceptable if they're hot
since you know, 95% of em are dead
the interesting parts of 40k are just the people
the rank and file, whether that be guard or tau
I mean the khan and dorn are really interesting
🤷 i dont really find primarchs interesting cause they lean towards the power fantasy side
they just kinda exist, and i sorta wish HH had remained forgotten
Daddy issues and weird personality quirks
Some primarchs can be interesting but the fact is that primarchs are uh
Very much owe the fact so many people find them interesting to the fact they have been fleshed out to a comical extent by several different writers
Even though at their core they're just the imperium's answer to phoenix lords
They're just really big space marines
Very good point
Aos was built from the ground up to have the gods stomping around in the background, 40k has worked really hard to fit the round peg of the primarchs into a square hole, but it's not quite right
(Including 30k)
Ya
basically there are 3 fan pools for 40k
aethetic fans there for looks
power fantasy fans there for primarchs n sm
and elf fans here to fuck exodites
Lmao
and then... idk what to call the last one? weird lore gremlins that enjoy the rank and file and just people int he setting itself
thats just aesthetic, aesthetics is where i put you and all the other hornies
heck
Get categorised

It was about time
Im a fan of the lore and the quality of the game
Game sucks play onepagerules instead
wtf is onepagerules
idk
Famous roman legate
i buy it
Nah just play killteam
Caligula's horse
The current rules are onepagerules if you use big paper
As someone who has been into the game for a while onepagerules is 100% a better way to use your minis than the sweatfest that is modern 40k
big paper like calgars hands
Modern 40k is so ass
Yaoi hands paper
Okay
https://onepagerules.com/portfolio/grimdark-future/
and it's free
Calgarpagerules
thats also gonna be a sweatfest if u play with anyone whos competetive
unless you wanna go to tournaments
im lucky in that i play with weird lore people
in which case why aren't you playing aos 40k tournaments are bad
Also 5th ed jank is fun
Cursed
Yes but then you'll still have to deal with gw bullshit
Or i can buy models and not paint them 
Such as space marines being utterly overpowered simply because gw wants to sell you those eradicators
What GW bullshit is specific to 40k and not AoS?
Or i can buy models and never unbox them
theyd dom u if u ask nicely ratty, probably
The marshal two manipulus meta
Ad mech and drukhari are still outright better factions than any sm chapter currently
True lore chat awakens
AoS suffers from the same issues of "something releases and it's potentially utterly unbalanced because they want to sell you the new models" and/or "shitloads of bloat and less room for conversion" but AoS tournaments are better than 40k
Simply because the community is better
Sm is so ridiculous now fucking bladegaurds
I dunno, both games have toxic watch communities as far as I've seen
Just the nature of competitive gaming
A 40k tournament is usually a sweaty competition, an AoS tournament is an excuse to play with your models for a whole day and get a beer
I think that's just a personal view rather than a objective one
tbh i feel tournies for big tabletop games are always gonna be p sweaty. i way prefer to play with friends
I've seen some hella toxic AoS players 🤣
fluffy armies vs fluffy armies is the optimal way to play WH
You can go to an AoS tournament and just shoot for a 3-2 win ratio and have a beer with your opponent midgame
You can go to a 40k tournament and get blasted off the table by turn 2 by a neckbeard
That's my experience
Ehhh most 40k tournes I've experienced have been chill
It's sounding like bias to me personally
Tournaments in general are a stupid idea but the aos ones are nicer
I am biased
AoS has a better community online and largely in person
although in person it evens out mostly
i've only ever played in like, smol scale tabletop clubs that play a bunch of things
the types with lots of old ppl and the bathroom is possibly haunted
So yeah not v sweaty
That's the ideal
Same
aos and 40k tournies are both he same cause its playing competitive
i know someone that ran a 1 turn table army
think it was goblins just after they got the squigs update
But yeah 40k rules inferior onepagerules superior try it out with your friends so it gets normalized
games take less long to play and the rules are free and you don't have to worry about bullshit appearing three years from now and potentially fucking over the entire meta because gw really wants to sell you those riptides/wraithknights/eradicators
or play oldhammer that's also good
But also like some table top events people really need to fucking wash they hands like last time i went some dudes fingernails were black im like dude please dont touch my model's
Yeah I'd rather not, 1 page rules sounds shit 🤣
id rather not thx for the suggestion
keep paying for rulebooks then
I'll keep paying as long as it makes the game more interesting than 1 page can give me
1 page rules I may as well just go play with dirt and get more depth
Nah onepagerules also has an aos game
It's also better
i mean it plays about the same
as 8th and 9th ed
its better if u dont like depth i guess
it's "one page" but there's also a full rulebook and codices
You get the same level of depth in game from 1 page of rules as I do from using a rule book?
40k hasn't had a substantial amount of increased depth since 7th ed
They removed armor facings, true line of sight, etc
Just get the rule book and codexes online in pdf format
So wtf is onepagerules if its not just "use the rulebook and codexes" like 40k does 🤣

Might as well go for something that embraces that spirit of streamlining and is barely different
9e introduced a bunch of stuff to deepend it again without being new player unfriendly
Like this one onepagerules sounds made up honestly
based realspace raid rules
nah
Link?
If you just focus on the faction you want to play then i can’t imagine getting bogged down by it
i don't see why you're getting so defensive when it's an alternative ruleset
Honestly the good thing about 40k is there are ao many ways to play and none of them are wrong
its streamlined rules for 30-40 models an army
cant wait to field a single ig squad
If you want to play larger games you can up the point limit
Or in fact play 40k
Well I can have those for free now
And the rules aren't designed to make you want to purchase certain models over others since it's made by a third party that doesn't care about what minis you buy
Therefore it's just a game plain and simple rather than a vehicle
ye gw do their codicies n shit as part of their animation n white dwarf sub now
And that still has a cost to it
Nahh I just get the pdfs for free
Yeah well that's not legal even though everyone does it
Lot easier than paying a subscription for a bad app and unknown quality animations
It's not what's expected is the thing
Well if this onepagerules uses GW IP stuff then it's also illegal
🤣
So it's just a Chinese knockoff of 40k rules with less depth
"its not illegal because we changed the names" is legit ip theft
which is why they cannot direct charge for it but i bet they have a patreon
They have an onlyfans
They indeed have a patreon
its gw c&d lore
Or just find them online
Any remediations are free on community anyway
lmao
i'm just gonna let you keep talking lol
Goobernoober, did you read the rules when you entered like minutes ago?
Bruh. What the hell is going on here? Lmao
But, guy you're on a gamer discord discussing with us
That isn't really important, the important thing is to follow the rules
Eh, you are free to don't like them, just don't let your emotional response to that break any rules
Now back to lore chat
Well the chat will be a lot quieter without Medic
Did the Arbites get an old model ?
Where is medic
Man really needs to chill
Gone, he left the server
Or did they get one in the past ?
Aw. They seemed okay.
I don't even know if they got one
The closest we got are the arbiters from Necromunda
Arbiters hasn't been updated since their old pewter days
But they aren't arbites, they are enforcers
Which is why I said the closest
Are you going to be pedantic like Medic ?
Ahh yeah Enforcers are the local law, while arbites are the imperium at large
Please, stop, get some help
goober stop being schizo
Me? I thought you knew me better
Noice
Ehhhh, GW earns too much money with AOS, even if 40k where to fall they'd only lose 30% of their income
Which is still alot
medics dead?
Dude has no idea whay communism is what they are doing is dead ass capitalism at its finest
Medic left
aos isnt getting squated lmao
He elft after Dilara said the truth one too many times
medic left of his own accord ye, idk why
why do people think this
I can't believe they took medic out back and shot him
and yeah ppl are like
somehow under the impression that AoS is the black sheep of GW that everyone hates and it's gonna get yeeted
They literally said AOS is staying and are jsut releasing Old school on the side for the angry boomers
ye old world is not a replacement for AoS
its in ddition to not replacing
Money!
it's gonna be a side game, more like the horus heresy vs 40k
Nope, wrong on all counts
Because they can make money of it still
Ok, those are weird words
That’s why GW does anything
That remind me of someone else
it's not gonna retcon anything
It's a prequel game
it's just taking place pre end times
Like 30k
Yea
Whf was failing and the dumped it. Games like vermintide and total war showed that there is still a demand for the setting so they’re bring it back
It literally won’t. It takes place like 200 years before End Times
Ok this dude is clearly a troll
Who said something about squating lmao
its just a new game line


i wanna die
With the exception of squats probably
Aos is their largest grossing product it bumped their stocks 700%
yeh
They just released 3rd
AoS is doing amazing rn
squating it would be the worst business decision of the century
tposing on 40k in almost every area
in your opinion
the games actually pgud
Have you played it or read it?
Never got into aos or whf
im not a fan of the lore either so i never really looked into it, but people are throwing money at it so it must be good
that's hella outdated lol

and nobody did it anyways
What
Jesus man needs to take his meds or something amd chill
What channel?
So you haven’t played it then
A lot of that info is outdated and probably outright incorrect then tbh. Like
Yeah…I’m absolutely going to believe you
Goobernoober, trolling is also prohibited by rules
If everyone hated aos why does it sell so well
They squeeze money by spending more?
Doesn’t really make sense
Whf would still exist if that was the case
Really need to fact check some shit dood
Man emerges from under rock
regardless of ur feelings on aos like, it's just reality that it's very financially successful
yeah it's bait
knock urself out ima go do fun things
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Literally half the new minis AOS puts out lol
The new AoS sculpts are pretty fire
I nap and return to another one of these?

I feel like this is an alt account
Same tbh
Isn't this exact conversation had multiple times in a week?
Of that uhhh guy?
it might be the same guy who got banned like 3 times
Why would GW want to release those numbers?
48 votes and 21 comments so far on Reddit
Nobody can say which makes more money so stating which is the money maker is entirely subjective opinion
More importantly, if GW felt AOS was not profitable, they would have dumped it immediately.
There it is
also business isnt "subjective"
one thing makes money, the other doesnt
Is this dude just medic in a trench coat come to annoy us
"40k makes more, but AOS isn't doing bad."
Yeah, that pretty much summarizes it.
And unless you can show me which one makes the money and which doesn't your assessment would be an opinion
Even Medic wasn't this stupid
Anyway, why are we talking about GW money in the F WH40K LORE CHAT?!
medic is just argumentative and victim complex-y, this is just a weirdo
I know, is only joke

Also, like yeah, put out reports, but I think just what they refresh on their own is fairly indicative of where they're making bank.
Nae naed
do u see that
it is the goalposts
You seems to have outdated infos
disappearing far over the horizon
what
I jsut said it sold well lmao
What are you on about?
Bruh. Let's all just get back to lore
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So now kriegs are less memy
my religion is soulblight gravelords
Emralds
Why are AOS minis so good?
This is just the Darktide Server lore now
difhopgvdas
dab
Pffstataf
Is it:
A) Child
B) Drugs
C) Troll
Place your bets ladies and gentlemen
Dillara please just post the blood knights and let us go home lmao
Brb, choking
If i may
drycha is hot
Doesn't have to be mutually exclusive but damn
Jealous?
Nope
So far I haven't seen any evidence to state which makes.more.money over the other 🤣
the new 40k orks are great to be fair
Objectively false
my only issue with the aos LOTR orcs is like, idk i get that there are reasons for it but the legs are a lil small still
40k orks do look better
Awww yeah. That's the stuffthere
I stan the swamp orks
My vote is A + C
same
Those words
They're proportioned sorta like LotR trolls in some way so it doesn't feel that unnatural, but yeah, I suppose in some ways
They remind me...
40k is not serious, particuarly military or sci fi
AoS is better than 40k right now but i still think 40k orks are better
This feels rehearsed
I recognize this exact fucking verbage.
it's space fantasy
it's him
Why are you such a chud
So, i'm not the only one
is this that uhhhh guy
who do yall think it is
im not up to date on banned weirdos
The jig is up
we have you surrounded put your hands up
Im new here le fuk is goin on
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No, not really
He says, after saying some turbo wack ass shit
Sorry no offense but you should expect some backlash when you say "lmao this universe fucking sucks dude"
They didn't said that aos is shit
We're used to chuds at this point, alt or not, you hold a lot of the same bullshit talking points and not really allowing people to enjoy something meant to be enjoyed.
And state them identically
Citation needed











