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Cock and Ball Devastation
It's not about how hard you hit
It's about how hard you can get hit, and get reborn at a new fleet
it's about the music you make?
but yeah they're still around apparently,
???.M42: The Red Scar Campaign
???.M42 - The Angel's Halo Campaign against Hive Fleet Leviathan[30b]
???.M42 - Battle on Duomos against Orks[43b]
so good on them i guess lol
The Imperium also rebuilds more famous chapters. Like what happened with the Imperial Fists
The original Imperial Fists were 100% wiped out during the War of the Beast
Imperium in this case means the fanbase because models sell
also god, the War of the Beast
my hc would probs be like. each big major first founding chapter with maybe a few exceptions has gone through like a dozen different iterations with no relation between them
hey it's more grimdark that oh ye the ogs died thousands of years ago the administratum just figured that we should keep it alive for PR
Well there is relations. They are rebuilt so that noone knows they were wiped out. and rebuilt using successor chapters who best knew the original's culture / tactis and could conform to them
Tho. afaik. that has only happened once.
Like I dont see the Dark Angels getting wiped out. Because they are still a legion

Same with the Space Wolves

Same for the Cadians
Ultramarines probably have. tbh. Tho so many of their successors are just "Ultramarines in different colored armour" it wouldnt be hard to rebuild them
Basically

New idea: Cadia is a warp entity. When it was destroyed, it somehow caused a time warping effect that retroactively turned all IG and IA units into Cadians
Good we need more cadians to replace the losses
Replace with a real regiment. Like Death Korps. 
I do kinda sorta wish the Cadians had more identity.
🍆
They do have some of the best IG characters imo
Pask is Good
That reminds me actually
Acceptable
@final spruce Are Pask/Creed regiment locked in TT?
I mean more... Cultural identity.
Like, the Ultramarines are generic Space Marines, but they have identity.
The Cadians are just "Soldiers who had to grow up in bunkers and learn to reassemble a lasgun blind folded before they could walk or they die." or whatever.
ye cadians dont have that much of a unique cultural gimmick like most of them do
I think they're most meant to be the rounded/less particular one
I actually prefer them for that reason
Their entire identity isn't centered around a gimmick
Ye they are, but to me that does make them feel a lil more boring
I like the gimmicks
Cadians only yeah
pretty good at everything isn't v engaging for me
Tbh I wish faction locks weren't a thing in TT
Hey, Guard is 8th
Literally every named HQ in tau for example are regiment locked I believe 
I mean, I'd also take a rounded regiment, but I just feel like they could do something a bit more interesting to be that way.
Since 9th is all about Cadians stealing from other regiments
I wouldn't be surprised if we ahd something akin to deathwatch where you can have a squad with a regiment specific trait etc
A good example is the Elysian Drop Troops and Harkoni Warhawks. On the surface, the are the same. Jump troops. But when you look at them, you can instantly tell them apart
Aren't one of them based on the screaming Eagles?
Yeh, the Warhawks
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Lyri...
ye they have a few
Which one of these is a Cadian? The answer could save your life :u
Green
Fuk
What's the problem?
Thats actually a pretty good song
And ye they got some decent characters, mostly just through sheer quantity. Kinda helps that they are just humans, so its easy to write decent characters
and dont ask that chapin he'll meltdown again
Yeeep
Fun fact about the Harakoni Warhawks. Their initiation ritual is uh;, youre taken to sub-orbital height and told to ride a dragon down to the ground.
hehehe
Do you actually ride a Dragon?
Beyond my favorite factions, my faction preferences tend to be pretty shallow
Lov green
lov cadia

Cadias decent, prefer valhallans mostly because of the cain books
they float on the gas clouds surrounding the surface, so you have to hit one in the back and stay on or fall to your death
or... if youre lucky the jumpmaster follows youi
lol
But yeah. I think part of the issue is just that the Cadians don't really...
I dunno. They could definitely have something a bit more interesting to them and yet remain the generic IG regiment.
Its hard to describe.
Yeah they are forced to be bland
I suppose their 'gimmick' is being probably the most prepared IG regiment to fight chaos
Why does this remind me of early TF2 concept art? Or the comics art
its the flat color style
Lewd
lmao
Flat color as said and the 80's look they have
Fair
He angy
In which case their gimmick is being "veterans"
well trained and prepared with few morale issues
Yeee
Catachans? By the book? Are ye mad?
Also they're the Artillery Regiment, no?
The Catachans?!
Talking abt cadians
uhhh
Oh Cadians are the bare basic bitch regiment
lmao okay
I know in TT they are centered around artillery iirc
Shrug
Favorite IG regiments is the Steel Legion, I think, with Catachans and Kriegers tied for second?
So I figured that had some precedent in lore
yeah Catachan's gimmick is just incredibly meh
artillery is just a guard thing in general, think its mostly krieg/valhalla that have an abundance of it
You have fine tastes
If only because at least the Steel Legion fights in a way I understand on a deep level, lol.
also TTS turning Sly Marborillo into a meme doesnt help either
but cadia basically has a regimebt ig every type
I served in the U.S. Army in an armour regiment. So I identify hard with the Steel Legion
...Actually, I wonder if there is an IG regiment that fights like the Soviets did. Deep battle.
Valhallans?
Definitely valhallans
Valhallans
their entire meme is being forced to do rush tactics by their Enemy at the Gates commissars
its pretty stupid

They can be summed up as "Soviets in Spess"
Yeah, but we don't get many examples of it in Cain's books.
Deep battle is kinda the opposite as bum rush human wave.
Yeah thats the case of the codex hamming it up
in the books they're shown as pretty competent and strategic
I think the best example of Deep Battle we ever get is the Orks on Armageddon led by ghazghkull thraka
Break the line in one place, then jam as many elements through that hole as physically possible as quickly as possible, wreaking havoc and breaking shit as you go.
valhallans, although its regimebt dependant
lewd


each regiment tends to take some notee from their tradition but not exclusivley
Cadians are the "Hold the line" soldiers
Krieg are "we will level your entire civilization to the ground, ya feckin traitor"
Cadians are the starship troopers of WH40K, or so say 1d4chan, and i think it is a reliable source
its not far wrong
I mean, I was going to say that but its kinda funny to say.
They also say that elysians are french in speees
1d4chan has good lore if you can mentally seperate it from the memes
With their famas
oh god why did you remind me of their stupid hive shelling story
what a waste of time and resources that was

Because the Starship Troopers are actually called the mobile infantry
Which is hilarious when you consider the Cadians spend most of their time in a trench
because its great

Its amazing
Its really not
Cadians weren't really into trenches
well your main issue is the erosion of the soul by coming into contact with channers in general
They were making a point and they leveled it
You get what I mean
What point?
To a dead planet?
They fight defensively and then counter attack, but try to stay flexible.
"If you turn traitor, you will be given no mercy."
Maybe... They were more like the UNSC army tbf
Imperium faces rebellion on a daily basis, that wouldnt put anyone in that sector in line
but yeah point proven i guess 
Yeah but the Death Korp had to make sure that others knew how they handle the situation
i.e.: utter destruction

Even after everyone was dead?
YEP
Remember that symbolism has also an importance in the imperium
Literally any other regiment could have done a better clean sweep job
That hive levelling waste of ordance was just for that
looks at Vraks
Anyway. I feel like the Kriegers aren't really about that.
They're the ones big into trench lines and besieging a target. They're ww1's grinding attrition based warfare made into an entity.
The zeal and brain washing is just a bonus to their main gimmick.
Even the DKoK could have done that, but that wasn't really the point they wanted to make
Again, it was a pretty stupid way of going about it imo
then again that entire excerpt was just grimderp so beats me
Remember that one of the consequences of do something bad for the imperium is to erase your "history"
They didnt erase anything though
It all depend on what you want to accomplish
it was just one hive city
Mine was an example of what the imprium do for "punishing" traitors
Like removing your standard from the imperial palace, erasing all the reports that mention you etc etc
think the comparison comes from the amount of mechanized they have
That was a way to erase that city

Its not the only time stuff like this has happened. The Iron Warriors once wiped out a company of Black Consuls who were defending a Hive City....by leveling the entire Hive City
Look, i agree that from our POV it was a waste and a dumb thing to do, but in universe POV it had its reasons, and were quite good once you get into the imperium way of thinking
Theres a difference between wanting to wipe out a company of enemy marines and just shelling a hive city even after everyone in it is dead to send a "message" literally nobody will remember after like 2 decades
Reminds me of the Feudal Japanese and their extreme punishments.
Make it makes more sense to me because Im American, and I could totally see us doing that

Of course of course
It hardly will be forgotten in so short time though, especially by the nobles, which are the people who the imperium wanted to warn

....the ones lying dead in the rubble?
You start a fire and you get caught?
You die, your family is executed, anyone who knew you is sworn to silence or forced to commit suicide, and then your name is forbidden to be spoken, because starting fires in a place where the entire city and the castle is made of wood is considered a direct threat against everyone.
That sort of thing
Lol, no, the ones that administered the other hives

Remember that the planet of Krieg is almost a forgeworld with its levels of weapons/armour production. It makes almost all the ammo the Death Korp uses. So its not like the Munitorium was like "Well we cant give you that much ammo to waste"
Yup, you kinda got the point perfectly
The Feudal Japanese took fire safety very seriously.
Then why do other stories in 40k bring up the point of supply lines being a problem if you just get infinite amounts of it though
The DKoK take their weapons from the Lucius forge world though
Because other regiments arent Death Korps
Just goes to show one person's lore win is another person's grimderp
They why did the administratum want to pull them out of Vraks if they could get supplies forever? lol
Its just inconsistent
Because they wanted to deploy the Death Korp and all their supplies elsewhere
Not because they were running out
TBF it is the first time that i heard that krieg produce so much... And it doesn't bode well with the special position of quartermaster in the DKoK... Which i imagine you know what they do, right Nuclear?
How do you think they afforded that 4 day long artillery barrige using 70,000 artillery cannons?
By the writer writing random numbers on the codex and thinking it sounds extreme enough?
The Death Korp just has that many resources for itself
Being bad at counting i imagine... Otherwise using stockpiles
Ehhh
Or exaggeration?
yeah that too lol
If the Krieg are ww1 esque... A lot of battles in ww1 ended up with skewed statistics thanks to exaggeration from the time.
"they used one turbojillion bullets! The lore experts will love this excerpt!"
I disagree, unless you have something that prove that i will still think that DKoK are instead under equipped
its literaly written into lore that Kriegers were seen as a detriment at vraks and extended the length of the siege through their incompetence
I repeat, their quartermasters have a special role because they don't have a lot of equipment
And thats why they tried to issue a withdrawl for kriegers
I'm more under the idea that the DKoK are just better at rationing out what they have because they have to be.
You have to use what you have carefully if your plan is entirely based around attrition.
Afformentioned shelling a hive city constantly for years, and the breaking the Vraks defensive line with 70,000 cannons in a 4 day long barriage. For starters
40k numbers are fake tho
So you can't use them to prove anything
the entire point of that story is its over the top and nobody won in the end
Which both can be explained with the authors having no clue on what they were talking about...
Thats how they used to be yeah, they haven't functioned like that in lore for a hot minute now tho
The Death Korp have never suffered supply shortages. Their only issues on Vraks was the Munitorum wanted to use them elsewhere. Not because they couldnt get supplies
not since like, armageddon
yeah basically that
Vraks is literally just a battle of ww1 turned up to 11.
You mean....the guys who wrote the Death Korp....dont understand the Death Korp?

Next you'll say gav Thorpe understands eldar
If they have supplies in aboundance then explain to me why their quartermaster kill the dying to recover their gear
LOL
lmao chapin

If they arent being deleted entirely, then they arent being understood

Well, maybe not entirely literally, but you know what I mean.
It's official, medic is stinky
he is but alas
Its a reason they have supplies in abundance

Recycling gear = dont have to make more gear = more resources for ammo and artillery shells
basically DKoK lore is bad and inconsistent, even by 40k standards
i miss when they used to use actual tactics
they live through the belief of shovel memes skelly
go get em boyo
I do wish the DKoK were better written.
I always roll my eyes when people recommend stories like Dead Men Walking
Have you read their Imperial Armour fluff?
Like, I love them because of how they fight.
it was so funny
Cause I get the feeling very few have actually read the fluff and just look at memes
Field guns be like
Hang on lemme get u an instance of good krieg writing
cause they exist
I do love that the Kriegers use genuine field guns.
The above may or may not be one.
I forget, the Kriegers have a special name for their field guns.
Typically small caliber... 75mm or so?
" The Death Korps of Krieg regiments counterattacked, unleashing timed mortar barrages that pinned the Orks down while Krieg infantry and armoured units burrowed deep into the Ork lines. Once in place the Death Korps redirected their mortar batteries, herding the Orks together. Well-supplied by Hive Tartarus' munitions factories, the Death Korps regiments fired non-stop. Disjointed and unable to act coherently, Morfang's Boyz were wiped out"
But skelly why would they be supplied by the hive munitions ;_;
Yeah, sounds as they should be.
actually the best exert of krieg lore
Rememeber when Tallarn hid so many tanks underground that it launched a counter attack, after getting nuked and virus bombed, that is still the largest tank battle in Imperial history?
A genuine ww1 esque counter attack with artillery and hard pushes.

I mean, so?
are large tanks battles a good thing
i dont know how army-men work
they can be, they are just a lot rarer now
ah i see
Apparently know enough to take issue with some artillery shelling

ye cause the artillery shelling is straight stupid
don't need to know military stats to know what wasting your time is
And you dont have to be a soldier to find a stupid excerpt silly

So are there still being Cadians despite their planet going pop. But here we are
40k isn't made to be super realistic
it is in books most of the time
at least thats what the authors ATTEMPT to do
hence the numbers issues and whatnot
It's a middle-limbo
we aren't asking for super realism, just asking that its not complete drivel
lmao
Then you are in the wrong franchise. Things happen here because it's awesome. Not becausenit makes sense
shelling a city when theres no one there isnt awesome
I'm getting 'necromunda is super big guys' flashbacks
Oh I went there

Genocide is badass
but yeah, grimderp excerpt does the job
so thats all i can ask for the most part
ye
I was thinking they had those... uh...
they have field cannon style basalisks
https://i.imgur.com/ATetMZw.mp4 Like the BF-1 field gun
I could have sworn they had something akin to it
Unless this is old lore I heard from a... Unreliable source.
I guess it might have just been the heavy mortars I was hearing described by an idiot.
Yeah, I know they've got those.
Yeah, guess my brain was just mixing their heavy and light artillery together, lol.
I do love those ww1 style heavy pieces
its good fam dont worry
...I'm also sad so many people give them Nebelwerfers too.
That's not what they're about, reeeee
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noooOOO
Fucking gasmask on a knight :(
NICE
oh my god i didnt even notice that
genuinely awful
That's stupid
I dont like it at all
How do those ppl not fall off
I feel like if you want a hardpoint to fix artillery on, you can find a better vehicle than a knight
Just let the Knight do Knight stuff because its probably more effective that way.
Unless you are in 40k. Then thats an amazing point. ION SHIELDS
Not... Really?
Its obvious, its high above the trench lines, and therefore, an easy target.
You'll spend most of the time trying to see through the flaring Voidshield/whatever.
Just use an SPG smh
I also do think yall are trying to apply too much real world logic to an IG regiment that is WWI in spess.
But at the same time there is a regiment that just run around completely naked

See I want those
There's a difference between 40k's silliness and being ineffective.
Especially being ineffective... At what you specialize at
In 40k, such silliness is effective. Such is the way of 40k
Hence why Titans exist at all
Titans make sense from a certain point of view.
That thing above is like stacking a knight onto a Titan.
Yeah, passing off everything as "its 40k" is lazy
Uh yeah? Titans even have landing pads on them
Question then. What isnt "just lazy" in 40k?
Landing pads are reasonable.

Because even the authors use a sense of realism here and there...?
If that didnt exist it'd be just rogue trader
Realism
Not my point but sure?
You make it sound like I'm saying everything in 40k should be realistic 
As much realism as you can fit in the setting.
Green fungus people who think war is a game and they just having fun. Fart to reproduce. And have bolted together scrap work as world ending mechs....just because they believe it: 100%
Someone using WWI tactics and really like using artillery: UNREALISTIC! LAZY ASDFGHJKL:
No?
Putting your artillery up on something high to get advantage? Realistic, good, even.
Putting it on a mobile mecha walker that will spend most of its time maneuvering and moving to avoid heavier anti-tank weapons? Bad.
Its one thing for a full sized Titan to have heavy artillery on it.
Not a Knight though.
Hence why that is homebrew. Amazing homebrew

Its stupid
Little known fact: robots do not in fact breathe, so gas masks have little effect on them
Yes. and thats why its amazing
I hope you like firing that cannon and hitting nothing

Holds up spork
You mean like on the Siege Titan?
Its got a big artillery cannon on its back
You're not getting the point.
Siege Titan? Heavy unit, won't do much moving because it doesn't have to.
A knight wont move much if its loadout is very heavy.
Knight? Its a light Titan, hardly able to be considered a Titan, only by virtue of its resemblance.
It'll get smashed if it stands still in the open.
There are Siege Knights
It'd be like treating a Panzer II C with a field gun strapped on like a Tiger II H.
It just doesn't work that way?
AND THEREFORE FUN
Thank you
np
Like the Marder3 or whatever it is with a Pak 40 or something on a PZ38t hull?
or the Hetzer
I'm just saying.
Any of those heavy Knights stand still with what may be a Titan Killer weapon around? They die.
Because that's how balance works.
which is just that but stronger
The Marder 3 doesn't sit out in the open though?
Doesnt have to make sense. Its just fun.
Nor did the Hetzer
I understood that reference
They're Tank destroyers
Not heavy vehicles.
The better comparison is the JagdTiger or Jagdpanther.
in 40k that would be one of those superheavy tanks, which still is not comparable to a walker
Whatever, I can't be arsed.
Realism
FUN
to me the shape of that helmet makes it look as if the person under the helmet has a massive beard
heh
also that is an incredible kitbash
I forgot about those
Emperor class titans?
that one will always be awesome
The only thing I'm going to say is.
By the logic stated here.
That Reaver should be killing that Emperor class there.
Because "fun."
Not so poggers indeed
It'd be a bit sad if the church on stop got shot to bits
It can happen, yes
Only with about a thousand other things going on because its complex
Almost as though the setting has a sense of balance
and when that balance is violated, it becomes a mess that makes people stop caring.
Its most standances, yeah, a reaver would get stomped, but there are conditions under which it would win
Like how a bunch of Imperial Knights killed a maniple of Titans during the defense of Ryza
that was awesome
lmao
Knights are pretty legit though
I mean, said Imperial Knights were almost killed to a mech
Killed to a man doesn't really work here
But yes, they bum rushed a Chaos Titan or something and almost all died
It was a whole manible of traitor titans, and whie many of the died, they werent "nearly wiped out to a mech", and they killed those titans
I swear I remember this from somewhere but hell if I can remember from where.
And I swear they took considerable damage.
...And I never said they didn't killed said titan/titans
That is possible.
But it is a suicidal maneuver at best, from memory.
They ran their engines full speed to get into the voidshields of said titans, from my faulty memory. Got in close so the Titans had trouble shooting back.
Either way.
Yes Knights can kill Titans. I never said this wasn't true.
But to bumrush a gun platform like they did was still foolhardy.
Hellsreach?
It worked. And the only other option was retreat. Which the loyalist titans had ordered. But the Imperial Knights were having none of that noise
The loyalist Titans were planning to leave the citizens of that city to the traitors. In order to save their own war machines. While the Knights, due to their nature, care about the citizenry far more.
"Of the 200 Knights who charged the city, barely one quarter made it to the walls themselves."
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So, yes, the Knights did play a role in saving the city, but they'd have been dead without the presence of the friendly Titans.
And also, around 50 Knights of 200?
That's almost a complete wipe.
Still badass and still worth it
And the loyalist titans only really provided a distraction and stole the final kill
No.
They didn't.
According to Leutin, they played a critical role, especially the Reavers with their rocket batteries.
Both the Knights and the Titans were key to the success of the operation,.
I'm just saying.
This kind of battle is interesting, flavorful, that kind of thing. It happened all for good reasons.
Its not stupid or silly, because it makes sense in lore.
But there is such a thing as bad writing, bad design, or bad concepts as applied to 40k.
Yes. They did. According to the actual book
The actions of the loyalist titans
Osedax, aghast at the monumental loss of life playing out
before her, called for her allies to withdraw. When her pleas
fell upon deaf ears, Nuvas spurred her Titans into action,
shamed by the courage of her allies, hoping the might of the
Titan Legion could secure victory. Striding over the corpses of
Knight armours scattered across the plain before Endeavour,
Legio Osedax unleashed its guns upon its Traitorous kin,
drawing a measure of the foe’s ire away from the Knights
racing across the plain```
```Ordering the Titans Fated Warrior and Lost
Son forwards, the two Reavers let fly an unrelenting storm
of missiles, each warhead tipped with a unique payload. As
one Tsaue and the machine spirit of Vita Messorem roared in
challenge, turning their guns upon the advancing Reavers, the
Warlord’s volcano cannon felling Lost Son in a barrage that taxed
Vita Messorem’s reactor. Roaring in triumph, the machine spirit’s
lust to kill overcame Tsaue and it was too late that the Princeps
noticed his reactor flaring red. In the moments before his death,
Tsaue realised Legio Osedax intended a fate other than mere
death. Atop the carapace of Fated Warrior a final barrage of
missiles was unleashed, the warheads striking the shields of Vita
Messorem.Though they failed to breach the formidable barrier,
that was not their intent. Within the Titan the reactor failed, its
containment breaching as a wave of heat engulfed the Warlord.
With a final roar of hate Vita Messorem was torn apart from
within, the subsequent explosion consuming the Titans of Legio
Mortis arrayed around it. When the nova faded the surrounding
city blocks were nothing but a molten crater, seven Death’s
Heads Titans left as smoking ruins ```
That's four Titans dead because their reactors were overloaded by missile fire from Reaver Titans.
V cool
As I said. They stole the final kill.
The Knight had them pinned in and were moving in to finish them. The Traitor Titans were to the point of just trying to survivr long enough for another legio to reinforce them to save them from the Knights
A:) Its not stealing if you're on the same side.
B:) Four Titans is hardly something to scoff at. That's an incredible blow to any force of Titans, period.
C:) This puts the Loyalist Titans and the Knights at dead even for kills, four each.
Gladius Ignium of House Taranis, one of the few remaining
Knights to have been forged upon Mars and reconnected with
distant kin, which struck the first blow, shearing the stabilisers
of the Mors Foedus to topple the ancient Reaver that had stood
since the Dark Age of Technology. Emboldened by the sight
of the fallen Titan, Nuvas and her battlegroup quickened their
steps, piling pressure upon the Traitors as the Loyalist Knights
ran rampant through their rank```
```The breach of the walls signalled a turning point in the
battle for Endeavour. As with House Ioeden during the fall
of Conveyance Terminus Nine-Omega, the confines of the
city streets offered advantage to the Loyalist Knights, hiding
them from the wrath of the Traitors’ guns. Four Titans were
claimed by the Knights of Taranis and Zavora, the rest trapped
between their tormentors within the city and the advancing
Loyalist Titans without, unable to turn upon one without
exposing themselves to the other. In response, Tsaue ordered
his forces to close ranks, each maniple merging void shields
and isolating themselves, the Titans amongst them facing
all directions as each guarded the flanks of those closest to
them. Such a tactic blunted the efforts of House Taranis
and Zavora to assail their foes but ensured the weight of fire
unleashed upon the advancing Legio Osedax was lessened.
For Tsaue, this manoeuvre was intended to buy time for those
of House Morbidia within Endeavour to answer the calls
for aid and engage the decimated Loyalist Knights, leaving
Legio Osedax easy prey```
And again, according to how its written, it was a requirement that the Loyalist Titans be there. Else the Knights wouldn't have nearly been as effective.
As i said, the titans provided a distraction
Hit them with that wombo combo
And the Knights wouldnt have been in nearly as bad a position if they had ignored the original calls to retreat
As they lost most of their forces charging back into the city.
Had they remained in the first place, it would have been 200 Knights, as opposed to a mere 50
And even without the loyalist titan's support, the Knights were already felling Titans
Gladius Ignium of House Taranis, one of the few remaining
Knights to have been forged upon Mars and reconnected with
distant kin, which struck the first blow, shearing the stabilisers
of the Mors Foedus to topple the ancient Reaver that had stood
since the Dark Age of Technology.```
Four Titans were claimed by the Knights of Taranis and Zavora
of Conveyance Terminus Nine-Omega, the confines of the
city streets offered advantage to the Loyalist Knights, hiding
them from the wrath of the Traitors’ guns.```
so knights were a distraction while titans did the actual work of taking out targets
Its nice when it happens but rare, much easier to just take a lazy out
would be nice to see more actually fleshed out engagements
why /s. Vraks was great
Oh wait, forgot. "Because Death Korp and Death Korp iz dum. lol."
Strategys at vraks were stupid af
Such as?
in b4 "lol 4 day artillery bombardment dum. because I havent actually read the Imperial Armour books so I dunno why they chose that option"
Like engaging in a war in the first place, they lost way more equipment and manpower than if they would have just exterminatused the planet in the first place. All of the reserve vehicles, weapons and ammunition that were stored on vraks were exhausted by the end of the war, usefull fortifications were leveled. The world had no worth to anyone after the war.
And even outside of that, the war was extended due to kriegers disobeying orders and fucking everything up
Like its not even out of setting bad, its in setting viewed as a disaster by everyone involved, with kriegers being the main issue
Sure. If they had known ahead of time what it would cost, they would have just cracked the planet and been done with it
But hindsight is 20/20
"Even as the shells exploded amongst the ranks of advancing guardsmen, the Death Korps, resolute and steadfast, continued to advance in parade ground order. And so, they died, scythed down by enemy fire, as they walked long into a pitiless hurricane of enemy fire"
Smort
Welcome to 40k. I really do not see what the confusion is here
Before that

idk man. They keep getting all up about 40k not being 110% realistic. I keep explaining that its 40k, not reality, and in 40k shit happens because its awesome, not because it makes some objective concept of realism
You were literally defending the siege of vraks as not stupid
And now you admit it is?
Never said its realistic, just stated its stupid
stupid if you try to apply it to reality
but it makes sense in the bounds of 40k. Also its awesome
It sure is awesome but like.. even in 40k its stupid to send platoon after platoon into certain death after all pervious attempts failed.
Like how about trying something different
Not in 40k. not if that is the doctrine and thats how they are trained. and you have the man power to throw like that. It would take more effort to completely change your tactics
again: guardsmen who run around naked.
It is stupid even in 40k
You cant just excuse every dumb decision by saying "its 40k"
You could spend the time and effort to teach them about clothes and armour and that body armour protects them better than faith....and they probably wont like that and thus it causes a ton of problems
Or you can give them a firm slap on their naked ass and say "What ever. Just go get 'em, tiger."
Kinda can, actually

Yes, the naked guardsmen exist but that doesnt make throwing your troops into a meat grinder until you run out of troops less stupid
Good thing the Death Korp have no shortage of troops
Again that doesnt make it less stupid
Makes sense if thats how they are trained and they have the man power / dont care about individual lives.
Not really
Do I need to start mentioning the void ships that are operated via punch cards and ticker tape read outs?
Or how sword fighting is still considered an effective form of combat?
I already mentioned the 50 meter tall robots with cathedrals on their backs.
Again just because thing a is stupid doesnt make thing b less stupid
???
Are we still talking that wasting millions of troops is stupid?
Or what are you trying to defend at this point
No Im wondering what you consider "not stupid" in 40k.
Because so far, every single thing in 40k is "stupid" to you
Well using ranged weapons for example isnt all that stupid to me but thats pretty offtopic
If you obviously control the orbit you could bombard their fortifications instead of throwing your troops in them, armored assault would be much smarter than massed infantry charges, they even had space marines in later stages who could just dropped in.
Ok so im trying to tell you that the siege of vraks was stupid and you are trying to tell me it was smart because 40k in general is stupid right?
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The Vraks had anti-orbital cannons keeping the ships from just bombing the lines.
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They had tried armoured charges and those were just as ineffective yet far more costly (since tanks are far more valuable to them than individual soldiers),
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The Space Marines did not answer to the Death Korps. They did their own thing.
Ok so how did they land their troops then?
Who the Space marines or Death Korp
Doesnt matter, if you cant get into orbit (which you wouldnt have to anyway if you want to bombard the planet) then landing craft cant either
The Space Marines had drop pods, that they could deploy while the ship flew over the general area, before they could be shot down. Even then, they normally landed away from the heaviest anti-orbital defenses
While the Death Korp were stuck with far slower bulk landers that they had to deploy far away from the orbital cannons because those absolutely would be shot down
Where did you read they tried armored assaults first? They pinned the enemy with artillery to dig their trenches and then proceeded to throw their troops at them
Let me go get my IA book
You can't use "Its 40k" as an excuse for everything. Period. End of argument. In that case, Gav Thorpe is a fucking genius reborn and there are no flaws in the setting nor flaws in any of the materials surrounding it.
There are things too absurd for a setting reliant on the absurd.
ye "its 40k" isnt a good excuse for lazy writing
sometimes we actually want good content
Also like "well all of 40k is stupid but this event here where they waste tons of troops is actually pretty smart"
It'd be like shrugging your shoulders and saying "Its fast food." because someone gave you human excrement on a plate.

If you dont like it, why are you here? Because apparently 40k is shit to you?

You completely miss the point, again.
Okay, baby steps.
Question: Are there bad moments or bad writing in 40k?
Answer truthfully.
we havent said 40k is bad, we have said specific writing within 40k is bad
Clarification: These moments or writing does not mean the entire setting, I'm just asking on a case by case basis.
I'm bored at work
Well i have mostly said this specific event was stupid
But reading this is worse
Welcome to the Darktide server. Where appearntly everyone is excited for a 40k game, yet somehow hates anything that happens in 40k. Because "its stupid"
Answer the question.
You were the one saying all of 40k is stupid


Or well all of 40k except this one event
Are there bad moments or bad writing in 40k?
Does it exist, even in a singular example.
Erda. Her character was pretty useless. Alot of the "Perpetual" side story is tbh

Then you've just found the point, good sire.
Because we're here for the good moments, and groan when its bad.
But thats a narrative issue. Not a "Hurr. everything this factions does is stupid because its not realistic"
Its not about realism even.
Its about obeying the laws of the setting itself.
Even within the 40k universe the siege of vraks was seen as extremely stupid
As I said. Hindsight 20/20. It wasnt the tactics that failed. It was the whole mess of it. Even down to the Vindicare Assassin failing to kill his target
And the overall mission was a success. It kept the majority of that archeotech from leaving the planet in enemy hands
The usual 40k pyrric victory
"But the planet and its star system were no longer of any value to the Emperor, save as a memorial to the valour of those who had fought and died there for the sake of Mankind."
Going back to the DKoK Knight with the artillery up top for a moment.
Lore says that stabilizers and other tech for firing on the move is relatively rare, as are auto-loaders and other modern aspects of weaponry.
Lore also states that an Imperial Knight is a very light walker compared even to a Warhound Titan, let alone anything specializing in siege warfare.
Lore then goes on to state that Imperial Knights get bodied by Titan killer tech, something you cannot rule out of a battle after Titans or heavy walkers are deployed.
Mix these things together.
An artillery piece mounted on a Knight with no real means of aiming or fire correction beyond the manual operation of the device by those atop of the vehicle is just stupid.
Its dumb. That Knight is going to stay mobile, because it has to. It may have shields, but it can't rely on those all the time. It can not, and will not, sit in the open where a Shadowsword or Titan will just blow it to dust. Which means the artillery is going to miss, because its being fired from a then unstable and mobile platform with no real guidance beyond the trajectories set by the gunners themselves, who I might add are going to be jostled about constantly by the motion of the Knight.
Its one thing if the weapon is built into the Knight, something that can be consciously aimed by the pilot. Having a scaffolding for additional infantry to desperately hold onto so they can guess work at firing a cannon at something is Fucking stupid, even by the idea of the setting. It'd be like expecting a Basilisk to fire accurately on the move, it just isn't done.
Uh yeah? The planet is worthless. But the point was they didnt want an entire armoury world loading archeotech successfully succeed from the Imperium thus give the enemies of said Imperium unrestricted access to that archeotech that they could use elsewhere
Such as the TP3 gas
Or the Valdor Tank Hunters
Better it was all used up there than taken elsewhere where they could done more damage
Could have just exterminatused it then. The goal was to get the stuff back so they can use it themself at one point in the future, not destroy it.
If possible. Yes. That was the original hope
But we are drifting off, the main argument that the siege of vraks is stupid still stands
Nobody questioned that tho right?
Not really, but moving on
Are you still pissed about that Imperial Knight kitbash?
Like...holy shit
Really?
I'm more pissed at the fact that we have to somehow come to some massive consensus on a case by case basis that warhammer does in fact contain bits and pieces of lore or otherwise silliness.
I was using it as an example, not really a main complaint.
No no, You were going into detail specifically about a homebrewed kitbash
Ok im really confused rn so you are saying that both the siege of vraks and slapping mortars on knight is smart?
The siege of vraks was a usual 40k pyrric victory.
The mortar thing is silly, but fun and awesome
You compared it to a siege Titan earlier.
Which isn't the case.
siege of vraks isnt usual at all
I was trying to show you that things which seem silly to us, make perfect sense in 40k
Also yes, Vraks wouldn't be such a big deal in setting if it was usual.
it was so bad its aknowledge in lore as incopetence of the highest order
Ok so no, neither of them was smart. Discussion over thx
But also, a Siege Titan isn't stupid.
It is usual tho....
its not tho
So why isn't every Imperial battle talked about with fear and veneration?
Have you not read novels like "Dark Imperium"? The battle on Espandor?
The phrase "You weren't at Vraks" definitely indicates it as somehow different from the soul crushing battles usually fought by the Imperium.
I suggest you guys throw down irl now
We, an audience, see all the crazy shit that happens because those are the interesting make or break moments.
There is a huge difference between a huge titan which moves slow and got a huge cannon on top and a small fast moving knight with people and mortars on top
Like. the entirety of the Horus Heresy was a pyrric victory
Its a consistent theme in 40k
The Horus Heresy was also incredibly unusual. That's why it was such a big deal.
Good idea, ill leave for now
The Horus Heresy takes up half, if not more of the entire setting by this point
Fair. this is going no where
I forget I shouldnt try and argue with people who get all their info from youtube videos and wiki entries
Mkay.
Ah yes you are so superior because you spend money on a book of wich a way better summary exists for free
I have no stakes in this btw
Dont attack us, i thought we were leaving this discussion
Dont implicate me in the homicide
When it comes to knowing the lore? Yes. Thats exactly correct, besides that the summaries are objectively worse.
We finally agree on something
Can we move on now?
dont get involved then ET lmao, nuclears on the war path again
It really isnt but ok, go ahead and buy every single book out there and search through them whenever you get into an argument. Since im 99% sure you quote everything from memory i would indeed say wikis are a more reliable source
Since they include like the text from the books
???
Bit too late for that
Wikis are okay'ish, but aren't more reliable than that.
The Lexicanum includes actual excerpts and citations from said books.
For free.
There is some uncited stuff that can't exactly be used for 100%, but its good enough for government work.
They are more reliable than remembering something you read once
I know. I write alot of them.

True, but it still has the flaws of a standard Wiki with some sources having the chance of being mixed up and stuff, but at least it has citations.
And they are as stripped down as I can make them. Missing alot of nuance. To avoid getting into big copywrite trouble
Yea
cool
they still cover that in lore vraks is a tragedy caused mostly by the kriegers
yeah I find incorrect info frequently.
Kriegers never cause tragedy.
I can still eat it if you dont want to
Like on the page dedicated to the Forgebreaker hammer, there was a huge thing about how the Iron Hands reclaimed it and yada yada.....and there was a cited source....and I read that cited source.....and it was for something completely unrelated. Not even involving the Iron Hands, Iron Warriors, or Forgebreaker
and that info had been on the Lexicanum for 8 years
I have seen it a few times, there also was a page about some gliche name like Deathbringer or something, with some people stating the page had correct info that was explained inccorectly, some things that never happened and some that did but was not actually related to the page as well as some mixing up characters.
I remember some incorrect info I put in when I was first getting into the lore. Because I had found that info on another wiki and didnt question it. A picture of an Escher with a lasgun, and the other wiki had mistaken that for a 'Necromunda pattern" lasgun
So I put that on the page, and totally forgot about it. The error wasnt caught for 2 years
Its a reason I actually bother to get the primary sources and check them myself now
At least its cited so one has the possibility of checking it. I wanted to check the 40k Wiki page about the death toll of the Horus Heresy to see if it was from a Novel or Codex, but it wasn't cited.
The fandom wiki is just.....oof its bad
It has a lot of text tho
Lots of info....but GOOD LUCK checking if its right
Isnt it just straight up copy pasted
Thats where I got that non-existent pattern of lasgun
to some extent
i remember reading the whirlwind page and the same sentence was repeated like
4 times
I've never edited a Wiki, the only reason I am tempted to is to add in the few places where some info of "Order of Battle" is missing. I love those.
o waz diz
I only edit wikipedia whenever something bothers me like no image althrough there exist a few on wikimedia commons, typos, outdated info ect ect
Edit history of the lexicanum page on lasguns
Im the biggest contributor to that page and am responsible for its current format

You make the Emperor proud.
Im also quite active on the mordhau wiki because reasons
Altho he would be more proud if you made a page about Bayonets and shovels.
I got tired of the pictures and lore of lasguns being seperate
I wanted the reader (all in 1 sections) be able to see:
The name of the pattern
The image of the pattern
and the lore of the pattern
Fan fact. As much people say the Cadians have the standard wargear. Their lasguns are not the standard pattern
The Cadian's issue lasgun is the "Kantrael Pattern M36 Lasrifle"
While the most common pattern issued to the Imperial Guard around the galaxy is the "M35 M-Galaxy Short Pattern"
The M35 is far more flexable. In its standard configuration, its closer to that of a lascarbine. But its barrel, stock, and laspack can be easily swapped (and a long range optic added) to make it into a long las.
And Codexes
The Elden ring news slapped so good, all I need now is some yummy Darktide drips and my life is officially complete
I'm curious as to what all of the sniper weapons in the Imperium are.
Ok so we got Needler, Las, stubber, bigger Needler for Marines, and Bolt snipers.
The Stubber sniper is what I assume to be the equivalent to one of our modern day snipers, and is as effective as you'd expect.
And finally, the creme de la creme, the Piece de resistance: The Exitus. Crafted to perfection and loaded with the best possible bullets the Mechanicus can make; and they can only afford to make them for the most accurate shot because they're a pain in the ass to make.
Did I miss any?
stub rifle*
There is also the las-fusil.
Which is basically a long long but with an mini-hellgun power pack
And the Absolution Sniper Rifle, which is basically a .50 BMG rifle
Didn't know about Hellgun Longlas, but the Stubber Sniper is the nickname I've given to the Absolution. Just goes to show how tough a lot of shit in 40k is where 50 BMG is only good against ''lightly armored targets''.
irl .50 BMg is only useful against lightly armoured vehicles
I mean yeah but it still chews through normal people yeah?
Yup
50 BMG wouldn't even make a dent in half of the shit the Imperium and Chaos has, and don't even get me started on Xenos.
I mean, for what its designed for. it still would
Except Astartes and Custodes power armour. Because scifi bullshit
Case and point.
Yeah. As seen in the Astartes short film, Astartes armour can tank was is essentially 20mm cannon rounds
Any thing Astartes related, you might as well not even bring anything below the power level of a Plasma gun or a Melta.
at point blank range (yes, the range at which he was firing that thing is considered point blank. since that is still too close for the round to have any drop off)
Big scary Hulk Hogan clones.
@open marsh do you know how the lasgun's clips works ? Is it just a battery or something more exotic ? Are they one use only or can be recharged ?
powerpack
and yeah, its pretty much just a really powerful, rechargeable battery
The battery can be recharged in a variety of ways. Besides hooking it to a charger, it has a small solar cell on it. So you can charge it by leaving it in solar light. Or you can put it nnear (or more dangerously) slightly inside of a camp fire
Cool ! Can you use it to power vox coms ? Or flashlights ?
If you can rig it to trickle-charge the devices
That's not related, but I was wondering why isn't there a single model of base lasgun, isn't the Adeptus Mechanicus in charge of all the forge world and so of the schematics used ?
Lasguns arent just made by forgeworlds
I thought a long-las used hotshot power packs to deliver the increased punch and that the las-fusil is basically a mini-lascannon designed as anti-personnel weapon for use by marine eliminators
Essentially a laser anti-material rifle that can fuck up tanks if the need arises
So that's the lasgun that will be available in DT ?
the one ingame is the m35 galaxy
ah yes a gun
they confirmed it in an article a few months back
What races in AoS can't be raised as undead?
Greenskins maybe, going off of dialogue from Necromancers in Total Warhammer talking about how hard to work with Ork Corpses are.
it's sorta a fluffy grey area
on paper everything should be raisable, some old fluff even had orcs and lizardmen included there
buuut also the vampire roster is mostly just humans so u dont wanna overcomplicate things
Yeah that I guess.
think literaly only the water elves because they dont have souls
The IDK have souls, the majority of then are just weak and kinda fail without supplement
Im p sure basically anything can be raised as undead. Its just a technical limit of a miniature game
Which then translates into video games
one of the necromancers used to have an undead ork army in fluff
so yeah its just a TT limitation
Now I assume you CAN have an undead Ork army, it's just really hard because I think Ork souls are like really fuckin cantankerous even in death.
I remember Arkhan saying that lilleath has claim on the sylvaneth
sylvaneth are wood elves
That and Lileath is Gone
The IDK are pretty neat for that. Dont rlly have a living patron god
They venerate Manaan but in a "hes dead rip" kinda way
I assumed pretty much anyone can be undead
but its just the thing of making models for each seperate race that gets undead-ified is the real issue
Yeeee
Humans are the majority of undead/GSC, so it makes the most sense just to do them
i didnt see it before and it made me laugh 👍
HA
HA
HA
Stayin alive! Stayin alive!
Wrong pattern. That's the Kantrael M36
M35 M-Galaxy Short Pattern
Replace the <gun> with a <Galvanic Rifle, Mars Pattern> and we have a good start
BTW
In the Dan Abnet video
They were talking about progression system
In which we built up reputation with Inqusiton


the real question is how the game will handle melta weaponry
because they work differently in every visual medium
I'm just gonna place 5 bucks on focused beam
I prefer when they are essentially energy-weapon shotguns
I unironically think pert is my favourite traitor primarch
He is absolutely my favorite traitor primarch
I always thought he would have models of old as fuck tanks and planes from our era
I think he wouldn't and would be really mad because Malcador had all that shit hidden away in his fancy villas
just imagining him bidding for stuff on Ebay and getting sniped all the time
Big E the straight up klepto
"Yay" - Big E
I can see pert being like “UNCLE MAL LET ME SEE THE inserts some tank from modern day PLEASE”
I think pert knows how to make them and made a primarch sized Abrams tank for himself
That would be pretty cool though
It’s somewhere on his demon planet
with a big recliner on the back for the good days
He probably has a pinup of a female iron warrior on the side sitting on a pile of imperial fist helmets
Pert is the Primarch most likely, after Fulgrim, to have anime girl statues
Magnus would have secret anime girl statues
pert loves his tank very much
it's like a baneblade
but on roids
like primarch roids
hey what up with the adeptus arbites, has anything really like big happened with them or have they always just been police
As far as I know, they were and still are the main police force yes
i havent heard much of them, i kinda wish they would get an update
i actually really want to make a kill team of them
They arent minis so it severely limits those updates
i know there are ones back from when they were metal
The closest you can get are the palatines troopers from necromunda
yea, i might use either guard or try to use neophyte rules in killteams
since they have alot of similar weapons
Tempestus are the closest yeah
yea, but they dont have shotguns just hotshot volley gun
I know the vet have those
tempestus cant have grenade launchers in killteams so id have 1 special special weapon gunner with a grenade launcher
oh shit apparently they also have hell guns
ok nice
i could also maybe get away with death watch
Yeah, Scions's primary weapons are their hellguns
I meant the adeptus arbites
Are there deep sea divers in the imperium? And are they called the adeptus adeeptus?
I think a better name would be Adeptus Aquaticus.
Presumably there are divers, but they're probably few and far between.
imperial doom divers 
I'd even presume the Imperium has a few designs, haphazard though they may be, of ocean going vessels for planetary defense or trade.
I know Armageddon had something of the sort.
Even if the waters were toxic and corrosive in the extreme.
Latching on to this, I wish you could purchase like seperate imperium symbols like aquilae and those admech skulls to attach to kitbashed vehicles
Like you could do a little diorama with a 40k tugboat
they should have upgrade sprues for that tbh
And it's obviously imperium looking
I agree
I wish they had those
And you probably won't see 3rd party producers making imperial aquilas
Bc of trademark
You can get vehicle upgrade sprues but those don't include imagery I think
Tervian Prime Hell Divers - Astra Militarum Aquatic/highpressure Deathworld Specialists
some dudes oc gaurd im assumin
Im pretty sure there is at least one official ig regiment that specializes in amphibious/aquatic based assault tactics
@vast frigate, you may find that interesting
I dont know how much its shown in game but various novels particularly i think it was last chancers implies chimeras are semi amphibious vehicles
Pretty sure it is OC, since those seems to be solar auxilia suits
They dont float but are sealed enough to go underwater as long as the pressure isnt to great
i dont know shit about chaos all i know is that these guys fuck. everything else is bad
Not really, since those are extremely niche
Thats why i said i think there is suppose to be one
Like, tahanel is an ocean world, but it use huge amount of drop troops as doctrine
Kinda one offs like how the elysians a suppose to be specialist drop troopers
The elysians are specialist drop troopers... But aren't the only one
Harakoni are similar
I think these dudes are suppose to hail froma world thats bascily a buncha archipligaos interconnected
did they get rid of the keyboard style guitar things they had?
I think they brought them back as an equipment option
from what i know they discontinued the models
but they are allowed to be used in game/they have rules to be used in game at least
fucking sad
the only cool option was assassinated

Well i think its cuz lore wise theyre bascily the originol devices the modern sonic weapons they use are based on
It would be also hard for a regiment to be amphibious as the ships would be under the authority of the imperil navy... Although this would be a weak excuse since there are known episodes where the regiment have its own vehicles
I liked how they looked more techie but anachronistic
Well therre suppose to still use alotta chimeras n shit cuz like i said before chimeras are suppose to be amphibious to a point i alost think they were suppose to also use hovercraft and airdrops to i dont think they around now from an older edition
who the fuck cares they dont look sexy and dont have guitars anymore whats the point
No thought the guitars were the option
If slaanesh marines get a separate codex like deathguard, we may see them get cooler
I hope that becomes the case
if they ever creatively branch out like they did with the Death Guard, I hope so
because JESUS did they get so many models
wheres my halfling gimps like the AOS slaanesh kits and scantily clad men
cowards is what GW is
so youll answer to HER but not me?
i see you 👀
also u shill i see you with ur pink name


I MEANT U BOOSTED THE SERVER TO GET A PINK NAME
The best CSM are those with their own codex(TS and DG)
U get free boosts with nitro
U can go pink too


Right ?
I've been known to do so from time to time

based

they should honestly have upgrade sprues for a lot of things
tau gue'vesa come to mind
thank u UWU i had them commissioned a while back

when emperor's children eventually get an update with a codex they should use the uh
older style of noise marines with the guitars
or else
I rewatched Helsreach recently and what is the point of it, that Grimaldus is uncertain of himself so he is forced into impossible odds to force him to overcome his personal weakness? Or what was Helbrecht's goal with mistreating Grimaldus and understaffing him, and for that matter was Helbrecht mistreating him in the first place?
he needed someone to lead them and there was no other option?
Chaplins are there to lead from the front and keep people fighting
pardon me when did i say that you could address me? shoo
now then back to more pressing matters

he didn't mistreat Grimaldus, Grimaldus felt mistreated because he didn't want to die a pointless death
He likes to be talked down by women better than him I believe
Happens when you look like shit and smell like arizona cheese
I'm sure you can look good and want women to talk down to you
That's true

Battle between elf haters and elf lovers.
Ah ?

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