#40k-lore-chat

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storm jungle
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NO FUCKING WAY

atomic pelican
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Yeezys

barren tapir
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Yousuf you mean?

jagged ember
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JeSUS

visual pumice
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Yeezers

jagged ember
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ngl

storm jungle
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SDFKDFKJS

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but yeah

visual pumice
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SUS

storm jungle
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@crisp heath You're a dumbass

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sorry to say

visual pumice
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Among us

atomic pelican
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Judasus

cloud kindle
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i hate this ^

crisp heath
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Sorry, you have to be a Imperial lover for me to pay attention to you

atomic pelican
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One of the apostles is an impostor ๐Ÿ˜ณ

storm jungle
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Judas was the imposter

crisp heath
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Sorrry

jagged ember
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@crisp heath don't have sufficent knowladge about the Imperium :(

crisp heath
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๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

cloud kindle
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brutusus

storm jungle
final spruce
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Still feeding the troll I see

atomic pelican
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Im sus posting thank u

jagged ember
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Sm are not evaluation

barren tapir
crisp heath
storm jungle
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But yeah

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like

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Im half sure

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from 30 minutes of talking with you

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that you're braindead

crisp heath
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They hated him because he told the truth

storm jungle
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or just suffered a horrible blow to the head

barren tapir
jagged ember
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They turn normal ppl into sm in couple of months

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Thats not how evalotion worls

crisp heath
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I'm just being honest

jagged ember
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:(

crisp heath
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If you want to live in your ignorant 1983 world

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Go ahead

cloud kindle
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i definitely am braindead

storm jungle
crisp heath
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I live in the emperors light

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Because everyone here is wrong but me

storm jungle
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DKJS

cloud kindle
storm jungle
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Again, okay adolf

visual pumice
barren tapir
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I'm thinking that he is RP as a priest of the ecclesiarchy

crisp heath
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What happened in 1984??

storm jungle
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Its the title of the book

visual pumice
storm jungle
crisp heath
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What book?

storm jungle
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oh my god

jagged ember
crisp heath
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You mean 1983?

storm jungle
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...

jagged ember
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To kill Boreal

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xD

visual pumice
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What happened in 1983 then?

storm jungle
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Tell us Bor

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bless us with your light

crisp heath
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1984 happened?

storm jungle
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LOL

cloud kindle
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please send me a evisor assassin to tear me apart

visual pumice
storm jungle
barren tapir
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Speesh meheereens used the stheel rhaain tactic i imagine

jagged ember
crisp heath
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Why did it ask when it was obvious to you

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Kinda weird

storm jungle
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Wait so

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the years move on?

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its 2021 now

cloud kindle
storm jungle
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it will be 2022 later?

visual pumice
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Na

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2022 now

storm jungle
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Oh shit

crisp heath
cloud kindle
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i figured you could use it

crisp heath
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The Codex Astartes names this maneuver 1983

storm jungle
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Boreale, what do you think about the droid attack on the Wookies?

crisp heath
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I never watched Star Trek

storm jungle
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KDSKDFS

jagged ember
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Boreal has been declared excomunicatus by adeptus Ministorum :l

storm jungle
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god i love this guy

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What did you think when Captain Kirk was Darth Vader

visual pumice
barren tapir
storm jungle
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dsfkjdfkjs

cloud kindle
storm jungle
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idk man

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Kirk could beat the Emperor easily

jagged ember
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Right now ?

crisp heath
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Are you talking about Kermit??

jagged ember
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No

crisp heath
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Whose kirk??

visual pumice
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Set phaser to epic

barren tapir
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It is a irk

storm jungle
jagged ember
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Emperor is his strongest form right now

storm jungle
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Hes coming for the Emperor Boreale

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you cant stop him

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hes done for

cloud kindle
barren tapir
storm jungle
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no its an STC

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you fool

barren tapir
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Oh my bad

cloud kindle
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is it the stc for hololive

crisp heath
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Is that Sean Connery?

visual pumice
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Hand it over

storm jungle
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Yeah it is

crisp heath
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I never saw that bond film

storm jungle
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also this is Samuel Jackson

cloud kindle
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you fool

crisp heath
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Weird that hes in white face

cloud kindle
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that isnt samuel jackson

storm jungle
barren tapir
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Ok this is too much even for me lol

storm jungle
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Lmao

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im sorry blank

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this guy is just great

cloud kindle
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this is samuel jackson

storm jungle
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BRUH

jagged ember
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Vulkan irl rare

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Photo xD

storm jungle
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but yeah @crisp heath these guys can kill the emperor easily

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you are a fool for believing in him

atomic pelican
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Motley could kill the emperor

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Easily

storm jungle
atomic pelican
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๐Ÿ˜ณ

storm jungle
crisp heath
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I dont know whose books you've been reading, but the emperor can take on all 4 chaos gods at once with some backing by the Ultramarines

storm jungle
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DSFKJDFKJSDSKJDSKJ

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DUDE

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HE CAN?

crisp heath
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Not to say it won't be hard, a ultramarine or two might get wounded?

jagged ember
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As a hard Imperium fan

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I deny that

storm jungle
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But okay, I think my mission is done

crisp heath
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The emperor is just resting

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Why do you think hes on a throne

cloud kindle
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okay only if he had quite a few ultramarines

storm jungle
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Yeah i agree

atomic pelican
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Just calgar

storm jungle
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but I'm glad its been confirmed that Boreale is braindead

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i was probing for awhile

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good to see its clear

jagged ember
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Boreal u don't know anything abou the Imperium ...

crisp heath
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Space marines can not be brain dead

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My brain is just more human than yours

storm jungle
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That sentence alone hurt me

jagged ember
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Why I feel like I'm the only guy knows Imperium fully ...

cloud kindle
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okay if he has calgar yeah

crisp heath
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Stay heretic, xeno lover

atomic pelican
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Because you are konstan

cloud kindle
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he can solo a lord of skulls np

visual pumice
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Lober

atomic pelican
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Get his ass

jagged ember
storm jungle
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GET EM

crisp heath
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Well, I wouldn't be wrong either way, playing as xenos means you're at least partially lobotomized

jagged ember
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Chaos gods are not normal endities that be beaten easly

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:(

storm jungle
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Spoken like a true crayon eater

storm jungle
crisp heath
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I enjoy my crayons Ultramarine blue

jagged ember
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Sanguuinions

storm jungle
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Yeah but what about the Horus Heresy, Boreale

jagged ember
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DIED

storm jungle
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share us your knowledge

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I'm too lowly to think

jagged ember
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a moment of silince for sanguinuse

crisp heath
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My knowledge?????

jagged ember
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Pls

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:(

storm jungle
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMART BOREALE

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DID YOU LIE TO ME

crisp heath
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The Blood Ravens were formed because of the heresy

jagged ember
crisp heath
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As the emperor willed it

jagged ember
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No one knows where blood raven comes from

crisp heath
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If you read In between the lines

jagged ember
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They have unsualy amont of librarins so we asume they from thousands sons

visual pumice
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This is true 40k-lore-chat

jagged ember
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But thats a speculasion

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:(

crisp heath
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I was going to say the Emperor, but okay be a heretic

storm jungle
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Boreale

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dont say that word

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its quite mean

crisp heath
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Nimrod?

jagged ember
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Or when

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Or who is their primarch

storm jungle
jagged ember
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:l

storm jungle
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yeah im a skilled hunter myself

crisp heath
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That's because the emperor isn't a primarch, Constantine

visual pumice
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Woah

jagged ember
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Blood ravanes are not from

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Emperor

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CUSTODIANS ARE FROM EMLEROR

atomic pelican
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I dont know hes got some pretty big hands

crisp heath
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It's obvious they are

jagged ember
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:(

crisp heath
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Why would the grey knights fight with blood ravens

visual pumice
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Not as big as marine calgur

crisp heath
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Why would they not mind wipe them??

jagged ember
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Boreale u make me sad of your knowlade of imperium

storm jungle
crisp heath
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Because they're basically red grey knights

storm jungle
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fucking idiot

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lmao

crisp heath
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It's not a game, loser

jagged ember
visual pumice
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Gottem

storm jungle
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WHAT

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DAWN OF WAR IS REAL?

crisp heath
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yes

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Yes?

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and this guy

storm jungle
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WHAT THE FUCK

jagged ember
crisp heath
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Commander Boreale is the real commander boreale

jagged ember
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They are not heretics

storm jungle
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SDFFDKJS

visual pumice
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Iโ€™m in pain

jagged ember
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Wtb custodians and grey knights are from emperos gen seed

storm jungle
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@crisp heath How is dawn of war real life? You gotta tell me this, I must know

jagged ember
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Blood ravnes probaly from magnus

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Because of high number of.librarians

crisp heath
visual pumice
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?

storm jungle
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?

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You literally contradicted yourself

crisp heath
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@

atomic pelican
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Hes mad because konstantin knows better than him

storm jungle
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^

jagged ember
storm jungle
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Konstantin is a chad

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Boreale is a virgin

jagged ember
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Wyum :/

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Space marines are not normal people

atomic pelican
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Its a complement uwu

crisp heath
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BOreale rocks bro

storm jungle
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@jagged ember We got your back on this

jagged ember
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Grey knigths can figth with space marine

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And space marines dont get they mind wipe

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IG does

storm jungle
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@crisp heath also hey, loremaster, are Blood Ravens better than Custodians

jagged ember
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But they are ig :(

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No

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Custodians are better

storm jungle
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They gotta be tho Konstantin

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Boreale told me so

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he said his facts are always true

jagged ember
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They can't :(

jagged ember
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Blood ravnes from Magnus

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Well asumed magus because of high number of librarians

storm jungle
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MAGUS?

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@atomic pelican GET IN HERE

jagged ember
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Magnus

storm jungle
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AW

atomic pelican
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๐Ÿ˜ณ

jagged ember
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I wrote Magnus :_( u blind

storm jungle
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Yes

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i actually wear glasses

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you rude jerk

jagged ember
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Didn't know ;(

storm jungle
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But okay i think Adolf Boreale is gone

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wew

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that was fun

storm jungle
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this tbh

atomic pelican
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Konstan wats ur favorite faction

jagged ember
atomic pelican
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Either uwu

jagged ember
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In lore Inqusition

coarse mirage
crisp heath
storm jungle
jagged ember
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In table I like IG and some space marine legion

storm jungle
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AAAA

atomic pelican
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Okii

storm jungle
crisp heath
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Can Custodians steel rain?

storm jungle
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Yes...?

crisp heath
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I rest my case

storm jungle
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Their equipment is literally better than space marines

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lol

crisp heath
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Blood Ravens arent your ordinary space marines

storm jungle
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Tell us how they arent my overlord

crisp heath
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They're special

jagged ember
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Custodians have the best equiptment that Imperium can afford xD

storm jungle
crisp heath
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Because they're the main characters of dawn of war

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And by extension 40k

storm jungle
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Do you think Blood Ravens can defeat the Emperor?

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and just dont out of respect?

jagged ember
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Space marines :(

crisp heath
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Wrong

storm jungle
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Answer my question Boreale, you coward

jagged ember
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No go read the lore xD

storm jungle
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is Gabriel Angelos the emperor?

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the truth must be known

crisp heath
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They're better named than the Blood Angels, they're friendlier than the Salamanders, they're more zealous than the Dark Angels

All the pros of first founding chapters are in the blood ravens

storm jungle
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What about the Ultramarines

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1v1 who wins

crisp heath
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Who

storm jungle
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There are Marines That Are Ultra

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they're pretty cool

visual pumice
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Pretty roman

storm jungle
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Yeah man

atomic pelican
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Doesnt realize that Taldeer is the protagonist of DoW ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

visual pumice
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Shhh

storm jungle
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@crisp heath Boreale

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did you know that the Dark Angels are all gay and proud of it

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its pretty canon too

crisp heath
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Gay for the fallen?

storm jungle
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And each other

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its really progressive imo

atomic pelican
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Love wins

storm jungle
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what are your thoughts on this matter

visual pumice
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Fart angels

atomic pelican
storm jungle
jagged ember
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In 1v1

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Ultramarines

storm jungle
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All Marines are pretty homoerotic by nature Boreale

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you must accept this

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its the future they can do what they want

jagged ember
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Ultramarines best legion because

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They have stable gene

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2nd their doctrines is the best

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And not focused on 1 thing

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By having stable genseed they have a high number of marines

storm jungle
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Its okay guys i think i broke him

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LGBT marines for the win

jagged ember
crisp heath
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That's the custodians

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Not sm

storm jungle
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Marines are gay sorry

crisp heath
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Too bad

storm jungle
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They're battle brothers for a reason!

crisp heath
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If you say they're gay, you're basically saying they do incest

jagged ember
storm jungle
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LOL

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OMG

jagged ember
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Name bjron but normal spaceowlf

visual pumice
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Trap set and sprung

crisp heath
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Would be kind of ignorant

storm jungle
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Idk man

jagged ember
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He was flirtiyng with every female ig he could find xD

storm jungle
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I like my gay marines

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you just seem pretty hateful

crisp heath
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I dont hate anything that doesnt deserve to be hated

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AKA The Mutant, The traitor, the Heretic

storm jungle
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What about the Wookies

jagged ember
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Imagine being a spacewolf and only thing you do is flirty with random female IG xD

crisp heath
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Is that a IG regiment?

jagged ember
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No ?

storm jungle
crisp heath
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Huh

storm jungle
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Its crazy my dude

visual pumice
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Gottem

storm jungle
jagged ember
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Space wolves best ig regiment

cerulean wagon
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Dilara

storm jungle
crisp heath
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You're so desperate at trying to be right its sad

jagged ember
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Cadia didn't fell spacewolves fell instead of cadia that day xD

storm jungle
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But its true

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Space Wolves are guardsman

crisp heath
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I'm sorry that I'm a blood Raven, we're just naturally

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Better

jagged ember
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Blood raven are Magnus

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Not emperor

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Learn your chapter xD

crisp heath
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Huh

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You just said before they didnt know their primarch

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What is the meaning of this?

storm jungle
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@crisp heath Boreale what is your opinion on female marines

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do you think women should be in the kitchen?

crisp heath
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Sisters of battle? They're my main

jagged ember
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Well their primarch is unknow but they act like thousands sons and have unsual numbers of librarinas

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Like thousands sons

storm jungle
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You said primaris was your main

crisp heath
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N

storm jungle
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how can you lie to me like this

crisp heath
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No?

storm jungle
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i thought we were friends

jagged ember
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2nd they were in first founding

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They can't be emperor geen

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Only custodians and grey knights have them

storm jungle
visual pumice
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This lore goes too deep

storm jungle
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Boreale hates women

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i got him boys

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I win

jagged ember
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Borelase doesnt even know his chapter

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:(

visual pumice
storm jungle
jagged ember
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Spacewolves best ig

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Regiment

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Sad wolf noises

storm jungle
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They're awesome

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you know whos not awesome?

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||Blud Rahveens ||

jagged ember
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And angron

storm jungle
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This statement brought to you by the Boreale gang

visual pumice
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Bum ravens

jagged ember
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There is nothing special about blud Rahveens

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:l

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They are made for DoW series

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And they have high number of librarians

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Thats all :l

storm jungle
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Its okay Konstantin, we finally elimiated the evil that is Boreale

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its either that or the nail stuck in his front lobe finally got to him

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poor guy

jagged ember
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I think the Vindicare Assassin

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I sent did his job xD

storm jungle
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Good work boys

visual pumice
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Thatโ€™s a wrap

storm jungle
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Wew

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I should get a medal for this

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I actually feel tired

jagged ember
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Me too xD

storm jungle
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"Child slaves is okay."

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Thats the moment I gave up

jagged ember
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Better than drukahri child slaves ,_,

storm jungle
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You mean carpets

atomic pelican
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If they werent just so darn tacky

jagged ember
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xD

obtuse vault
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Drukhari child slaves definitely better lives than on an imperial planet

atomic pelican
barren tapir
# storm jungle I should get a medal for this

๐ŸŽ–๏ธ One for bravery against ignorance of the worst kind
๐ŸŽ–๏ธ One for standing your ground no matter how dire the situation was
๐ŸŽ–๏ธ One for master baits

cerulean wagon
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dilara is a master baiter

peak hamlet
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๐ŸŽ–๏ธ ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿฅ‡

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Here have a few from me too

gaunt vector
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๐Ÿ…

rotund siren
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๐Ÿ†

barren tapir
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Nothing worthy to waste time on

final spruce
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So Dilara what happened ?

storm jungle
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@coarse mirage @final spruce So okay basically

prime kernel
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the fuck

storm jungle
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This Boreale guy went on and on for i think about an entire hour about... I really dont know what, aside from the Imperium being the good guys? Saying stuff like how child slavery and people being treated like shit across billions of worlds is good because they were heretics. Also said something about how space marines are pure and great as well as having no imperfections even though geneflaws exist, but he denied that too so lol.

And I just played into it instead of arguing with him, and baited him throughout the entirety of it while asking stupid questions along the entire way because I had nothing better to do aside from sipping my tea.

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Then he just upped and left, if you guys want to look just scroll through it

prime kernel
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but

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but

storm jungle
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Im half sure hes either braindead or like a 15 year old, not even being sarcastic

prime kernel
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they are the good guys ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

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hahahaha

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aaah

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never gets old

storm jungle
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Yeah i realised arguing would him wouldnt like

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get me anywhere

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so I just played along lol

prime kernel
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eh 40k is horrible

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which is what makes it so much fucking FUN

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no good guys

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just paiiin

storm jungle
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But like

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he went on about the blood ravens being better than custodians and shit

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And that Abhumans are Subhumans

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also insisted that hes a space marine

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It was wild man, but thats the gist of it

final spruce
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Yeah, I didn't wanna bother to scroll all of that forgive me

storm jungle
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Nah its literally brain rot. Dont.

final spruce
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Thanks for the recap

storm jungle
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No worries

prime kernel
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was fun

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his torment fuels me

storm jungle
gaunt vector
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I can't see it

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idk why

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it just takes me back up to the part where everyone was giving u medals

barren tapir
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It has left the server

gaunt vector
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oof

barren tapir
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IDK if voluntarily or if banned

gaunt vector
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Commander Banreale

barren tapir
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But if you cannot see those messages it is probably banned

gaunt vector
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or blocked me

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can u see them?

barren tapir
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Yes

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I can see those

gaunt vector
barren tapir
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And it is weird, because for a moment discord told me that he wasn't in this server, but now it is again here

storm jungle
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Oh yeah hes still here

gaunt vector
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hmmm

storm jungle
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might be a discord hiccup

gaunt vector
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ah ok now I can see it

barren tapir
gaunt vector
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that's bizzare

storm jungle
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Here it is

barren tapir
gaunt vector
barren tapir
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REEEEEEEEEE!

gaunt vector
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REEEEEEEEEE!

median sundial
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Are there female Ogryns?

peak hamlet
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I guess

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Why shouldn't there be any?

rotund siren
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yes

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they are humans

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abhumans

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but still from humans

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hence the name "ab"human

final spruce
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Yes

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Ogryns just have fewer sex dysmorphism

odd sparrow
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ogryns actually reproduce by mitosis

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if u spot a double headed ogryn dont worry it's not a mutant, give it a week

peak hamlet
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Holy shit

final spruce
rotund siren
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right

serene jungle
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Ogryns are amoebas?

crisp heath
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They reproduce asexually

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By splitting themselves apart

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That's why they all look the same

shell pebble
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No one here can accept the fact that there's ogyrn women and ogryns fuck

storm jungle
shell pebble
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And they fuck hard

crisp heath
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Where are they though

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Why arent they represented

storm jungle
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Because GW is lazy

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thats kind of a known fact

crisp heath
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Becauseeeee Orgyns are asexual

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And spilt apart like cells

storm jungle
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also the Guard kit is like 20 years old

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which is sad

crisp heath
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They just released new cadian troops like a while ago

storm jungle
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They didnt

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lmao

crisp heath
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Yes?

storm jungle
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Those are just head/weapon attachments.

crisp heath
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The shock troops?

storm jungle
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They arent new

crisp heath
shell pebble
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Sad man

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Maybe they'll make a new kit when the Imp Guard codex comes around

storm jungle
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Electricity goes bzzzz

peak hamlet
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Oh no boreale is back

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I thought you defeated him

storm jungle
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lmao

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It's okay hobo, whats the worse that could happen

peak hamlet
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Im uncertain what the future might bring

gaunt vector
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Boreale could waste a bunch of time arguing and then get banned

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has happened before

storm jungle
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According to him Dawn of War is real, so you never know yible

gaunt vector
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||bruh||

peak hamlet
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I really hope he was joking

cursive hull
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Real... In what way?

storm jungle
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I literally got no idea, thats what I asked and he confirmed it

peak hamlet
#

With his argument spiral earlier

#

Cuz that was insanity

storm jungle
#

It was

#

My mind still hurts

cursive hull
#

I don't even remember what happened.

storm jungle
#

LMAO

shell pebble
#

It's a fever dream from what I'm reading here

storm jungle
#

Tbh just play along with him, the guy is so brainwashed that theres nothing else you can do about it.

shell pebble
#

Honestly sounds like he's fucking withe everyone

#

With*

peak hamlet
#

I hope so

storm jungle
#

I hope so too, nobody can be this weird

shell pebble
#

I dunno, his tone comes off as joking

visual pumice
#

Eh

storm jungle
#

I wanna ping him ngl

visual pumice
#

Not again

shell pebble
#

Dont

peak hamlet
#

Im going to build some escher gangers now, bye for now

storm jungle
#

DSKJFDS

#

Focus on the abs hobo

peak hamlet
shell pebble
#

Focus on them abs

peak hamlet
shell pebble
#

Make them glisten

peak hamlet
#

But i shall

woven dew
#

what are some 40k novels?

cerulean wagon
#

Ciaphas cain is pretty goood

#

And Eisenhorn

gaunt vector
#

Mephiston, City of Light was cool

cursive hull
#

Ciaphas Cain is the gold standard for IG books.

#

The Word Bearers and Iron Warriors omnibus novels are great

#

As are the "Priests of Mars" series.

woven dew
#

any good books featuring eldar?

gaunt vector
#

there is a set called "Paths of the Eldar"

#

idk if it is good tho

#

I have yet to hear anything good about the Ynnari books

storm jungle
#

Its worldbuilding is pretty good but if you want an introduction to the craftworld eldar its your only bet

#

Other eldar books are pretty rare and mostly unknown

#

the Ynnari series was also a planned trilogy but only got 2 books out before being canned by GW

cursive hull
#

Didn't the Eldar reverse their "Dying race" status quite some time ago now?

storm jungle
#

Nah they're still at it

#

The ynnari plot went nowhere

cursive hull
#

Fuck

final spruce
#

I mean they are still a dying race ... in a good way

storm jungle
#

@woven dew But yeah sadly most of your bet is on Gav Thrope

final spruce
#

Because now each death powers up their god's avatar that cannot even beat a Keeper of Secret at 10%

#

Or whatever the name is of the greater Slaneesh daemons

cursive hull
#

Man. I may not personally enjoy Eldar but I feel bad for all the Eldar players

#

They don't get shit.

final spruce
#

Good thing young me only bought like 2 eldar boxes

#

Wiser than me

gaunt vector
storm jungle
#

Shalaxi Memebane or something

final spruce
#

So I was right

#

Ty Yible

gaunt vector
#

If GW updated the Eldar I would buy them but I won't until then

#

they are supposed to be a dying race not a dying range

gaunt vector
coarse mirage
final spruce
#

I mean Eldars have the oldest miniatures and it shows

coarse mirage
#

oldest race, oldest models, makes sense

#

_>

final spruce
#

The news banshees look well and shows what GW could do with the eldar

#

You're being bit sarcastic today

#

More than usual

coarse mirage
#

I'm full of shit today

#

I'm not sure why. Just one of my moods I guess

barren tapir
#

Anyone know the specs of the archaeotopter?

storm jungle
#

Specs as in?

cerulean wagon
#

afraid not

storm jungle
#

Are we talking like images or?

barren tapir
storm jungle
#

Hmmm

#

nothing on lexi/wiki?

barren tapir
barren tapir
storm jungle
#

Hm let me see

barren tapir
#

I was comparing it with the valkyrie, but i found no stats for the topter

storm jungle
#

Damn you arent kidding blank

#

theres not even a wiki page for this thing lol

final spruce
#

This ?

#

I also have the other 2 variants

#

Aka the Stratoraptor and the Transvector

barren tapir
#

I was interested in the transvector, but i was looking more at something like this

storm jungle
#

I think its because the valkyrie is one of the most famous vehicles in 40k

#

its been around forever and has been explored a ton

#

Meanwhile i almost get nothing on searching up the archeocopter lol

final spruce
#

The issue is that its a more recent miniature

#

The rules state this when it comes to transport : This model has a transport capacity of 6 SECUTARII, <FORGE WORLD> ELECTRO-PRIESTS, <FORGE WORLD> TECH-PRIEST or <FORGE WORLD> SKITARII INFANTRY models. It cannot transport BELISARIUS CAWL.

barren tapir
#

Although that stats page gave me a bit of info too, it can hover, so it is reasonable to think that the topter is a vtol like the valkyrie

storm jungle
#

I wish it was more like the vertibird

final spruce
#

Yep it has the Hover rule so it can land

storm jungle
#

the stupid da vinci wings are so bad

barren tapir
atomic pelican
#

Da vinky

storm jungle
#

Da Betsy

final spruce
#

Valkyrie has lkike 20

#

Plus they actually do the inside

barren tapir
final spruce
#

I could open the door and take a picture of the inside

cerulean wagon
#

cawl too fat to fit

storm jungle
#

i actually never realised until bricky pointed it out

#

Cawl's so fucking big

#

hes literally at G-man's waist

final spruce
#

295cm
I believe I will be able to fix all the flaws by the autumn to make an absolutely exact copy of the Belisarius Cawl miniature. The height of the staff and the servo-skull on the hump-shell is 295cm (9โ€ฒ 8โ€ณ). The whole thing is more than four meters (13โ€ฒ) long with the train and the โ€œspider-crabโ€ in front.Jul 11, 20

#

If it is to be believed

final spruce
#

Oh

#

It's someone endorsed by GW to do a Cawl cosplay

potent swift
#

I always forgot Cawl is, like, Dreadnought sized

storm jungle
#

jesus christ

visual pumice
#

what a man

storm jungle
#

Cawl vs Kong when

potent swift
#

Makes me think the inevitable admecha units won't be mech suits but just seriously borged out Secutors or something

visual pumice
#

sounds sick

final spruce
#

Kong is going to end up torn up by a fucking black hole cannon

signal hill
#

black hole cannon? that a thing?

visual pumice
#

isn't the stilt thing got a man riding a man aswell anyway

storm jungle
#

Yes

final spruce
#

It's pretty tame for admech

storm jungle
#

Admech use weaponized cancer rays

#

total jerks

signal hill
#

ffs games workshop doesn't know shit about anything vaguele related to science

storm jungle
#

YEP

#

its literally "hey this sounds cool"

final spruce
#

They have a gun that literally takes you back in time for a millisecond creating a copy of you at that position, the shock of the other you appearing explodes both targets

signal hill
#

i mean, I knew but i notice again with that

#

its bad enough that the missle of a melta has 'the temperature of a sun'

final spruce
#

It's 40k

#

If you think something is over the top, you've seen nothing

#

Which is why I like 40k

tiny nova
#

taking the literal meaning of science fiction

visual pumice
storm jungle
#

oh no

visual pumice
storm jungle
#

not the gimp walker

#

NOOOO

signal hill
#

I am relatively new with going deeper into the lore but every few days I find out something new and think 'dafuq did gw think when they created that?'

visual pumice
#

do you think they play "rock paper scissors" for who becomes the walker

signal hill
#

well, probably either 'that sounds cool' or nothing at all

atomic pelican
#

Didnt eldar d-cannons use to have a reverse grav rule on tabletop

#

Something silly like that

storm jungle
#

The D-Cannon is commonly mounted on heavy weapon platforms. This weapon uses a miniaturised Warp-Drive to create a point where the Immaterium is temporarily overlaid onto an area of realspace.

If the target is not "swallowed" by the resultant Warp rift, the gravitational forces involved in opening and maintaining this overlay will literally rip the target apart. The weapon is effective against both infantry and vehicles.

Although immensely powerful, the D-Cannon's primary drawback is that it possesses only a short range, and is highly inaccurate by Aeldari standards.

final spruce
#

They opened a little hole in the warm where your stomach is

#

Yeah that

cerulean wagon
#

i love the d-cannon

storm jungle
#

also this thing couldnt damage a rhino tank

cerulean wagon
#

its sick

storm jungle
#

thanks gav

#

you twat

final spruce
#

Back in 4th edition, the eldar wraithguards could send someone in the shadow realm on a 6

#

I remember sending Calgar to the fucking bonezone when playing against my friend

potent swift
signal hill
final spruce
#

It litterally just rewinds time

#

So your position at a precise time

#

Either way I need to sleep, bye

potent swift
#

I'll admit a gun that functions by making you telefrag yourself is pretty novel.

signal hill
#

well okay, if a copy of me stands in the same position as me that would be probably pretty painful

final spruce
#

Yeah exactly !

#

Thank you for dumbing it down Spaceman

signal hill
cerulean wagon
#

well

#

potential energy is high as long as you are grounded

#

because it is the amount of energy you arent spendign by touching the floor

#

so as long as you are standing (you probably are in a gun fight)

#

that hurts

signal hill
#

no, potential energy is based on how high above the ground you are (in most cases) and is the energy that would 'discharge' by, lets say, rolling down a mountain
if you are standing or not makes barely a difference, it depends on how high you are standing, how much gravity there is and how heavy you are
if you are an average person at the deepest point in the area just standing on the ground there is not much potential energy to use

tiny nova
#

Maybe it's potential energy like "I could have shot you 300 times"

signal hill
#

considering how small games workshops knowledge about science is that would not surprise me tbh

jagged ember
#

Science ? what science in 40k ?xD

coarse mirage
#

the science of FUCK YOU IT'S MAGIC

storm jungle
#

aaaa

median sundial
#

No I think it's Mumbo Jumbo Science. Anything can happen and then some guy in a lab coat can say "Ah yes the Immoculation Module powered by Zypoopoo Radiation did it."

cursive hull
#

I know that there is a ship to ship weapon that functionally telefrags the target with itself.

jagged ember
#

and Ai is banned

#

so idk

#

sus :D

cursive hull
#

A particular Ark Mechanicus (||The Speranza|| Priests of Mars spoiler) has what amounts to a blackhole generator that rips a hole in space time, duplicating a ship through time in exactly the same spot. This causes it to teleport into itself and detonate while falling into a singularity.

#

Which an Eldar ship once almost escaped

signal hill
#

surprisingly that time manipulation thing in combination with the blackhole generator makes (more) sense then without it since a sufficient ammount of gravity can influence time

cursive hull
#

I know, right?

storm jungle
#

damn really

#

I always wondered how that worked

cerulean wagon
#

ye gravity is neat

#

recommend "through the wormhole" for some decent ish explanations. Also helps its narrated by morgan freeman

woven dew
#

xenos dont get love

#

from gw...

storm jungle
#

correction

#

No faction gets love from GW

#

Minus you know who

rotund siren
#

๐Ÿซ

#

the bad berries

storm jungle
rotund siren
#

as opposed to Tau, the good berries

cloud kindle
#

I miss borales

#

Also speranza best dark age tech ship

cursive hull
#

No one will ever argue with you on that.

#

Honestly, probably one of the most powerful starships in the setting bar none.

cloud kindle
#

Daot humans were unbelievably powerful

#

Only brought to ruin by men of iron and then warp fuckery caused by slaaneshes gestation

#

Thanks eldar

storm jungle
plucky moth
#

would be interesting to see if the imperium and eldar ever manage to unfuck themselves

obtuse vault
#

with my help\

#

they will

plucky moth
#

or rather, what it'd look if they did...because they won't

#

James Workshop forbids this

atomic pelican
#

james has little power here

plucky moth
#

I've heard of thunderous voices but that's just silly

obtuse vault
#

its a beautiful day

#

and im a horrible little elf

#

:3c

plucky moth
coarse mirage
plucky moth
prisma lark
final spruce
#

Said under it by Carroboy

final spruce
# prisma lark kinda late to the convo, but what gun would that be?

A particular Ark Mechanicus (The Speranza Priests of Mars spoiler) has what amounts to a blackhole generator that rips a hole in space time, duplicating a ship through time in exactly the same spot. This causes it to teleport into itself and detonate while falling into a singularity.

summer niche
#

Always liked that about eldar super weapons

#

Just ripping screaming holes into the warp

#

Being as terrified of their own weapon as the enemy is

#

Metal as fuck

#

Also such a nice contrast to how they were dying and desperate and using every measure to safeguard themselves

#

Eldar are cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž

final spruce
#

It was admech tho

cloud kindle
#

wasnt admech

#

thats dark age of tech

#

under the control of admech though

#

hell the birth scream of speranza destroyed a forgeworld

summer niche
#

I'm talking about the warp prism @final spruce

cloud kindle
#

warp prisms are annoying to deal with

#

why i dont play sc2

final spruce
#

You mean D-cannons ?

summer niche
#

The admech stuff just got me thinking about it

final spruce
#

We talked about it just above

#

It was a funny weapon back then

#

You could send someone to the shadow realm

cloud kindle
#

since we talking about it

#

im linking the excerpt

#

cause its sick

summer niche
#

Ye d cannon, i get it mixed up with the fire prism at times

cloud kindle
#

*The flanks of the Speranza shuddered as a weapon system built into its superstructure ground upwards on heavy duty rails. A vast gun tube rose from the angled planes of the Ark Mechanicus like the great menhir of some tribal place of worship being lifted into place. Power readouts, the likes of which had rarely been seen in the Imperium since before the wars of Unity, bloomed within the weapon and a pair of circling tori described twisting arcs around the tapered end of the unveiled barrel.

Elements of the technology that had gone into their construction would have been familiar to some of the more esoteric branches of black hole research and relativistic temporal arcana, but their assembled complexity would have baffled even the Fabricator General on Mars. Pulsing streams of purple-hued anti-matter and graviton pumps combined in unknowable ways in the heart of a reactor that drew its power from the dark matter that lurked in the spaces between the stars. It was a gun designed to crack open the stately leviathans of ancient void war, a starship killer that delivered the ultimate coup de grace

Without any command authority from the bridge of the Speranza, the weapon unleashed a silent pulse that covered the distance to the Starblade at the speed of light.*

summer niche
#

It's kinda neat how they don't have to explain how it works, since no one understands it

cloud kindle
#

dark age tech man

#

that ship was very much alive and annoyed

summer niche
#

How many ark mechanics ships are still around?

cloud kindle
#

a few

#

but that one is truly unique

summer niche
#

They're all bound to be a bit cheaty i imagine

#

Is the imperial fist fortress/ship dark age tech?

cloud kindle
#

mmmmm

#

has some elements i think but was constructed by dorn i believe

#

but they found the speranza on a forge world in an incomplete state

#

once it was finished and activated it released a birth scream that destroyed the entire forge world

summer niche
#

They somehow managed to piece it together?

cloud kindle
#

if i recall it was almost complete

#

and the big secret

#

it has a|| fully functioning STC ||

summer niche
#

Oh built into it?

#

What does STC mean in this guy

#

Just a factory unit

#

Or a specific plan for more Esperanza?

cloud kindle
#

a fully working one

#

the holy grail

summer niche
#

Cause like STC can mean a lot of things in warhammer

cloud kindle
#

complete stc and stc database

summer niche
#

Neat, so it's a flying forgeworld

cloud kindle
#

though it wiped the knowledge of its existence once the tech priest disconnected

summer niche
#

Lol

cloud kindle
#

like yeah i dont want you knowing about that

summer niche
#

Wonder what plans the speranza has

#

Obviously it has some kind of reasoning and self

cloud kindle
#

who knows

final spruce
#

I think the Speranza is like the STC from the Space Hulk where Calgar tried to go

#

It knows that it has a high risk of being destroyed because its an AI

#

Plus it sees current humans as monkeys compared to what they were used to back then.

summer niche
cloud kindle
#

think all instances of ai like that are just depressed

final spruce
#

The AI literally mocks the tech-priest and Calgar during their whole travel

summer niche
#

Couldn't it be hostile as well?

cloud kindle
#

yeah

final spruce
#

It could very well be

summer niche
#

Didn't the men of iron rebell?

cloud kindle
#

there was a chaos titan

final spruce
#

A good half yes

summer niche
#

Ah so not all of them want to exterminate man

final spruce
#

Some remained loyal but that cost em their life

cloud kindle
#

that was apparently far more powerful than all other versions

final spruce
#

UR-025 just want to understand what he is.

cloud kindle
#

castigator i believe

#

grey knights destroyed it at great cost

summer niche
#

Greyt cost you say? ๐Ÿ‘€

cloud kindle
#

apparently it was what other titans were based on

#

except it referred to them as flawed copies

#

thats right got possessed by a daemon then forgot about it

summer niche
#

Reading a bit bout d cannons
"All efforts by the Adeptus Mechanicus to study and replicate this technology have ended in gruesome failures. In 755.299.M40 unsanctioned experiments carried out by rogue Tech-priests resulted in the event remembered as the "Contagion of Eridanus" and the necessity of deploying a Grey Knights strike force to defeat the subsequent daemonic incursion." :lul:

prime kernel
#

look at this dude

#

holy shit

#

he big

cloud kindle
#

cawl is a big dude

summer niche
#

Wait he forgot about the demon possession?

#

Like just suppressed it?

cloud kindle
#

ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

#

a grey knight eventually convinced him of it when they reached his head

prime kernel
#

his face is like the size of a cheat

#

the fuck

#

chest *

summer niche
#

Does Cawl even count as human anymore?

cloud kindle
#

barely

summer niche
#

I'd be surprised if people wouldn't just run in fear of him if he ever showed himself

cloud kindle
#

hell trayzn even makes a remark that he was dragged to the fires of biotranference in chains were as cawl prob gladly stripped away his humanity piece by piece

prime kernel
#

That doesnt look like a human

#

That looks like a red slug with tank threads

summer niche
#

When even trazyn fears for your mental health it's bad lul

prime kernel
#

love trazyn

#

fucking dope dude

#

wouldnt wanna meet him though

summer niche
#

There is a really good audio drama with him and the other guy

prime kernel
#

hmmm

#

if only it where free

#

ah well

summer niche
#

I mean... Yarrr

cloud kindle
#

one sec

broken kayak
#

necromunda system req.

summer niche
#

Hired gun?

cloud kindle
broken kayak
prime kernel
#

@cloud kindle fuck

#

i gotta get that book

summer niche
#

Bloody exodites and their dinosaurs

final spruce
#

That's a big GPU requirement for recommended

summer niche
prime kernel
#

oh shit

#

i can just run that

#

YUS

cloud kindle
#

theres a scene were they are straight up chilling at a cafe on an imperial world

prime kernel
#

well except for my grpahics card

summer niche
#

Isn't 1660 a laptop GPU?

prime kernel
#

no clue

#

what i do know is that my 1980 is more then enough

summer niche
#

I can't keep up with you naming conventions

prime kernel
#

it shall hold the line

cloud kindle
#

my 970 is still chugging along

prime kernel
#

oof

#

oldie but a goodie

#

'like really good

#

it can run witcher 3

#

so

summer niche
#

Yeah the 970 has been doing good work

#

Good monetary value

#

Had one as well til i bought a 1080ti

prime kernel
#

man

#

i gotta sell my old 980

final spruce
#

I still have it after 6 years and going to install it to a friend

prime kernel
#

its in the cupboard somewhere

final spruce
#

Thats 970 is going to be quite useful

vast frigate
#

Ive got a 1050 and its cruizing fine

#

Gonna up to a 3070 eagle next month tho

barren tapir
#

Do you wanna laugh?
I have a GTX 850m

vast frigate
#

Nah fam

#

Thats fine

prime kernel
#

@barren tapir if it works and shit aint broken then it works

#

Also money

#

huuuge factor all things said

summer niche
#

Also availability

#

In this day and age

#

||The 20 and 30 series are super overpriced for what they give anyway||

prime kernel
#

@summer niche you can thankl the cryptobots

summer niche
#

๐Ÿคฎ

barren tapir
coarse mirage
#

Don't buy GFX right now, they are overpriced

summer niche
#

They would've been overpriced even without the shortage

#

Video above explains it well

broken kayak
storm jungle
#

Can't wait for the reviews Eyes

barren tapir
#

They will be critical reviews i imagine

storm jungle
#

It cant be THAT bad

#

i hope

summer niche
#

Fingers crossed