#40k-lore-chat
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The way "Military grade" here is counted as weapons that are over specific calibre
how about in the grimdank time of 40k there is little worry as whether something is """military""" or not as you are either shooting ork raiders on your farm, dying on a battlefield as a guardsmen, or getting stomped down by an oppressive planetary govt.
I think the point is just that civilians in the DAoT would have had access to them.
Thats not part of the discussion cyber
among other things
As a ex-army vet. I can translate "military grade" to you: it means "bottom of the barrel. the bare basics needed to get the job done. the cheapest way possible"
Hahaha
Yeah ive heard so from my grandfathee
Which bothers me more because he was a fighter pilot
😳
bare basics needed to get the job done.
More like the bare basics for the investor to pay (even if it doesn't work)
No no, that's where it's been getting confused. What he's saying is that it isn't something where it would have been kept out of civilian hands, like plasma would have been.
who says plasma is kept out of civilians hands
Name one
Name one where it isn't
Plasma are used for Mining equipement iirc (Genestealer)
Like... Forgeworlds. 👀
Name me a planet where you see a civilian with a working plasma weapon.
It applies to vehicles too. Know what its like in a M113 AMEV? Your heater is some boiler looking thing in the back with 1 vent right next to it. There is no such thing as air conditioning. The driver's seat is comparable to like a $20 office chair that has no adjustments. There is no such thing as an airbag. Your seatbelt is a simple waist strap. The troop compartment's seats are just a bench with single strap waistbelts and hold on straps on the ceiling (like when you are on a bus).
name one where you know for sure plasma isn't usued
My grandfather described the plane seats as; a lawn chair with a pillow
Accurate
explicity stated the use of plasma existing or not
What about catachan, or does everyone there count as military/they don't have plasma, just flamethrowers?
Necromunda
Warhammer has so many planet that regulation aren't the same on each of them
exactly
which is why the whole arguement solves nothing
Fighter seats, modern (1980s) and he noted his service pistol to be; a good paperweight
The problem with plasma tech is its rarity. The difficulty of production / maintance. Your average civilian simply wont have the access to resources or knowledge needed to keep it in working order
Uh, no, I think it's been clearly established that lasguns were everywhere in DAoT, so the argument that we started with is totally solved.
Were you paying zero attention Cysaber?
joined late if you couldnt tell
Ah.
Guns are everywhere in belgium, doesn't mean we all have an AR at home or the latest Military Issued Equipement
This was about whether colonists had lasguns. The consensus seems to be yes
To prevent the entire convo from going on repeat again. the initial argument was that lasguns were more of a civilian weapon than a military one. That it was mostly used by civilians while the military soldiers used something better
I think it matters not because a civilian is so irrelevant in the grand scheme
His idea was that lasguns are somehow too limited in capability to make effective military use. Compared to what he thought the soldiers of the DAoT would have
necromunda
but that doesnt realy count

and pdfs can have lasguns, like guardsmen can have autoguns
Did you just describe 98% of the population as being irrelevant in the grand scheme, Cysaber?
Not 30k/40k soldiers. We were talking about DAoT soldiers
The autogun lasgun fight in high swing again I see
I mean, if you can conceivably kill an Ork with it than who cares?
@atomic pelican its not
ah good point
Not really. More of a "lol lasguns are little better than flashlights. why would you use them". just in another form
yes, most have but some world have Autogun as they can produce them at home
DAoT had lasguns or better, is what we've basically established?
yes
Only krak grenades
yes
I don't think anyone was disparaging the lasgun, Medic.
Lasgun haven't been noted to go down in quality (Or at least not to much iirc)
There was 1 person here
This basically started with the premise that they're great.
And he does it often and annoyingly ao
na clocks
Well, in more detail. The DAoT has lasguns, but had better lasguns. And lasguns were still the standard issue for the same reasons they are standard issue even into 40k: effective against a wide variety of targets/rugged/simple to make and maintain/with easily supplied ammunition
the bit you missed to start
psuedo was basically saying lasguns were farm equipment and not military, and that they are bad for logistics
i quote "you cant airdrop power"
which misses the point entirely
I got a brief summary of the start from Pseudo in another server, who asked me to step in to help him clarify his position because he has a headache and felt he wasn't communicating effectively.
Well if you can use Solar Panel you sure can
or plug it into a house, or generator, or tech priest or.....
This isn't the 18th century where soldiers are expected to make their own bullets
or put it near a fire
Or put it in your pants
The fire trick is really bad for the packs.
The beauty of powerpacks is that if you have any way of generating heat or electricity, you can recharge them
If you keep sticking thing inside of my port without asking you're getting Servitor procedure
Is that a powerpack in your pants or are you just happy to see me

😳
Only if you put it IN the fire
No it still wears down pack
Hey I was half kidding there
... Yeah, no, like... What I'm saying is that his argument wasn't coming across well because his head hurts. He was absolutely not trying to dis the lasgun.
Any way if generating heat
Yeah. I'm not angry. Just very disappointed.
Inside the sheets of a bad can usually go above 36°c
For the emperor, we fuck
Slaanesh is happy today

just eat the laspacks to heat them up
It was the opposite of the "lol flashlights" argument.
I'm pretty sure Titanicus had a Tech Priest actually power up a radio or something by plugging it into themselves, so it's not entirely out of the question.
yeah some have potentia coils that let them charge stuff
"The comissar mad about the ratling eating a laspack"
Me about to proudly tell him about the box of krak and frag grenades i ate
Tech priests can kickstart ships thanks to their implants
Yep
I think there's a bit in a Ciaphas Cain book where an Enginseer plugs some things into herself, so yeah.
Its their most basic one at that the one that turns them into hunchbacks because of its sherr weight
Ciaphas cum
😳😳😳😳😳😳
Sadly I dont remember its name and my computer is too bad to rapidly check the Rt pdf
I mean it's also implied they were fucking so yeah?
techseks
i think it's the one where they're rushing to some temple in the end right?
they're up in the mountains
I mean the name of the implant
There is a big difference between a tech adept and an engiseer
first siege of perlia yeah
she became an enginseer later
yeah, she wasn't a finished enginseer if i remember ight
so she didn't have all the implants
Unforgivable
no
Nah the implant that powers stuff is like the most basic thing
Its the first thing all tech adepts get
It serves as a base for following additions
Ima check the name
Im sorry im being vague atm
yeah, exactly
i'm pretty sure that's what she had
anyway she joined his convoy and kept the vehicles running
hard to remember off the top of ur head
she is
big recommend ciaphas cain books
shes a gremlin, the books are great
yeah
CYBER MANTLE
just
Here we go
yeah theres a lot
And within the cyber mantle you have the Potentia Coil
it does have a nice cling to it
kling?
hm
is this even an english thing to say, am i trying to englishfy swedish sayings right now
i have bo idea
Ring
Wydm, how could a guy named Kelbor HAL betray the imperium
Has a nice ring to it
that's it
lmao
thank you
i felt something was off
yeah, that's prob why i said kling, cause it's sort of the swedish word for like when you hit a glass with your fork
You were 2 letters away
the sound it makes
... Oh wow Dilara I never noticed that.
i do t get it ngl
HAL is from 2001 Space Odyssey.
It's an AI that kills people
Yeah its so on the nose
It's the computer that betrays the crew
I can't let you do that Skeleton
Heh yeah.
hot mint
i got a craving for kubrick movies laterly
after watching lighthouse
we need more movies like that
So... Crackpot theory: Catachan is the home of the last surviving Old One, who is making increasingly deadly things to make everything go away already
Catachan doesn't even have to worry about Orks, because fighting there isn't fun
Necrons won't go to planets without sentient life, even if there was an Old One there
Everything EXCEPT humans avoid the place.
Heh
Necrons dont care and its tyrranids on catachan
I like the theory that Sly Marbo is an imperial saint but he just doesnt care about the whole flair (wings n halos)
I love marbo
I think the nids wouldn't show up except by accident, and would leave if they did happen to arrive there.
Any genestealer cults would warn the fleet off, as they do for deathworlds.
(If genestealers were smart, anyway)
No i mean, some of the wild life on catachan is Tyranid
Canon wise
Where was that said in canon? I remember some theories that most of the wildlife on Catachan are like proto-tyranid bioforms. But I dont remember seeing it actually in the lore
the catachan devil is for example, a nid, or a former nid
Its in the new xeno biologis
I think its also mentionned in the tyranid codex
oof. Im not digging out my 4e codexes tonight...way too sleepy
ill just take the lexicanum's word on it
im trying to read through my biologis
Yeah to be honest its said in canon that "these are probably lost nids"
but it doesnt go too beyond that
Apparently Guillimans visit to the golden throne is what lit the astronomical again
Is it?
I thought some dudes went to fix it instead, it was the plot of an entire book awhile back
It was just mentioned
The character doesn’t explain it in any detail
Earlier in the book a Custodian remarks that the people who care for the throne don’t know shit about it
Yeah its all ancient tech
Thats why they hire Deldars to maintain it
Which went horribly and they all got executed
Is the golden throne still failing or did they fix it
Still dying I think
held on by duct tape made of souls
Golden throne is xenotech
No its not.
Its literally described as ancient tech-stuff from DAoT.
the only reason they bring in an haemonculus is because they're desperate, and its done in secret without most of the High Lords' knowledge.
Because the very few factions with that kind of knowledge are the Deldars
Golden Throne's not xenotech, it's archaeo-chaos tech. It's a part of whatever he stole from the ruinous powers, when he went to confer with them.
That and the power to manifest the Legion of the Damned
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I can’t even see your name or pfp
What in the world is that profile
@final spruce theirs a few xenotech pieces in it though
Any evidence of that?
I think there's some hints about the Custodes trying to get help from xenos to help fix the Golden Throne? Or at least someone here talked about it once
Oh no theres an entire book about it
but the haemonculus literally does nothing, goes horny at the aspect of how much suffering energy the throne gives; then goes rogue.
Then the custodians kill it and the people who hired him.
they went for xeno help, but it wasnt because its xeno tech
^
Its only because it was simply the logic of "hey these aliens are really old af and know surgical machinery shit, maybe they can fix it"
ah ok
People just tend to overplay that story way too much.
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Plus the very strong theory that the golden throne is old one / early eldar tech. So the haemonculi are the only ones around who could have even been alive back then. So are the most likely to know how it works
I mean, supposedly the DE have made a full scale replica of the Golden Throne outta meat or something so I guess they're not entirely off the mark? Or perhaps that was the real reason that Haemonculus agreed to go along, just to make sure they got everything right.
ah yes, the Meat Throne.
That was a different coven
and it was more to mock the golden throne more than anything
Yeah. it wasnt actually a functional thing.
lovely meat simulacra
The Golden Throne was explicitly made partially with Eldar tech.
Where is this said?
It's like 1% Eldar tech, 2% DAoT ship parts, and 97% Mechanicum jank.
okay but where is this stated
In the part where they tried to find Eldar who could repair it?
thats
not confirmation that its eldar tech
thats just confirmation that the lords are stupid
also desperate
No, desperate is that they hired Drukari.
Because Drukhari are literally the guys with the most knowledge about technology ?
to be fair. that it controls a webway gate kinda proves its either Eldar tech or Old One tech
Their technology predates humanity
There was literally no reason to hire ANY xenos for it unless there was reason to believe it would work.
To quote myself again
Its only because it was simply the logic of "hey these aliens are really old af and know surgical machinery shit, maybe they can fix it"
By that logic, why not hire some freebooters to make it work?
Theres zero evidence of it being eldar tech. Its always waved away as "ancient tech-stuff"
And in the end it bit them in the ass since it allowed a Solitaire and his pals to infiltrate it later
Webway gate
The throne controls the gate.
Yes but they are obviously seperate things
the only thing that connects them are just cables
The best theory I have seen, and the one that made the most sense, is the Golden Throne was made by humanity during the DAoT. using reverse engineered Eldar tech. In order to bust into the webway
There's very little overlap between DAoT and psykers existing.
The Dark Glass station, which seems to have the the prototype for the Golden Throne further proved that. As it was dated to the DAoT
Not in any significant quantities, at least.
Or Dark Eldars are literally the current faction that are the most advanced technologically and that doesnt rely on psykers
Psykers existed during the DAoT. even long before it
DAoT humanity made the Navigators by artifically engineering psychic genelines to create a weaker but more stable psyker who could use his powers for the specific purpose of looking into the warp without going mad or a daemon exploding out of his head

where pre-heresy navigators soulbound too?
Yeah bro haven't you read the Soulbound pdf?
I didn't get this memo please resend
In what year does the novel Penitent by Dan Abnett take place in? You may @ me.
Sometime around the late 400s.M41
During the 13th Black Crusade?
No this was almost 500 years earlier
Oh
He got bored
What are some essential books you think should be read?
And which ones would you stay away from
Wouldn't say it's essential but The Devastation of Baal is a damn good read
"To the Space Marines flocking to the world, the fortifications were the least of the Arx Angelicum’s qualities. Baal was a spiritual home to every transhuman in the fleet. No matter how far they had strayed from the grace of their forefather, and some had strayed far indeed, the Arx Angelicum was a reminder of Sanguinius’ actuality: that the Great Angel was no myth, that he had once been, that he had walked and fought and died for the dream of the Imperium. Sanguinius himself had built that fortress and he had dwelt there. At the sight of it those Chapters who had forgotten something of their heritage felt their love for Sanguinius shine anew, while those who still held their lord in their hearts were smitten with near-religious awe.
Relations between Sanguinius’ sons remained close. Their curse was their bond. Hundreds of those present had been to Baal on pilgrimage or missions of amity. However, thousands of the warriors had not, and on many ships of many colours, hardened warriors wept to see the world of their gene-father for the first time" - The Devastation of Baal
😮
I do want that book solely for finding out what dante says to the angels vermilion
Its pretty dramatic. They basically crashed the big party going on. Until Dante gave them a pass
Mmm do want
War of Secrets!
Shadowbreaker
1-3 of Horus Heresy. Eisenhorn 1-3. Helsreach. Talon of Horus, Black Legion.
Those are my essentials
Ciaphas cain books are a nice introduction as well, 40k enough but with a sense of humour
Ye, i almost put ciaphas in my list but i dont think it’s necessarily essential. I love those books so much tho
I think it's hard to pick out essentials
Since most of it is up to what you're interested in
Definitely a good point
I was tryina go for an overview type list
Yeah
Like some shit is super important like istvan
But that shit isn't relevant if you haven't read up to that point imo
You won't understand how bad it was
Like 1-3 of HH sets the scene of what went wrong. Eisenhorn gives a view of imperial life. Helsreach shows what Space Marines are like now. Talon and BL show Chaos life
Yeah good choices
Helsreach was okay
yeah not essential but a good entry point
Tru
The Cain books are fantastic
Would reocmmend if one wanted a more grounded humans perspective in a universe of superpowered stuff
More humor, sure, but how would you deal with THAT anxiety he had to 😂
Gaunt will always be grade A
Yeee!
AAGGGGGHHHH IM SCREAMING
Its pretty recent iirc
They reprinted Blood Quest as well in color
Do you all think chaplains are outfitted in skull-themed armor because that’s one of the most calming things to see for the lsm?
Like a therapy consultation thing?
I never thought of that but it does make sense. The skull is a multipurpose symbol. It can help to calm the Astartes as it may remind them of a chapel or something. As the most general symbol of humanity it will remind them of their purpose enabling them to refocus and telling them that whatever they are suffering from is worth it. It also reminds them to hate their foes for all the death and ruin that they have caused.
The skull is just a very good symbol of life as an Astartes
And its one thing that they share with all humans
from the lowest guardsman all they way up to the Emperor
And with how sentry skulls are servants, they may remind them of security.
Not saying they can protect, but they can aid, in what little amounts they’re able to.
true
On the topic of good 40k books again there's also:
The Night Lords Omnibus,
Storm of Iron
Baneblade/Shadowsword
Gunheads
Titanicus
And the Forge of Mars series is pretty gud too. I enjoyed it for what it was.
I highly recommend The Infinite and the Divine if you have any interest in Necrons
That's on my read list. Trazyn & Orkian's Excellent Adventure
Btw that orky looking thing is ||GorkaMorka||
Gork unit and Mork unit when
Gorkamork > Khorne
who the fuck makes these man.
The art?
ye
Sure you can find him on grimdank, the guy makes a lot of regular posts
link ?
let me see if i can find him
Yeah my best guess is he probably just got bored and moved onto 40k
hes REALLY active on grimdank
@prime kernel FOUND IT

this one be juicy
christ, looks like a meth table
reminded me of battletech faction territory
how would you know hmmm
Suspicious
Id rather not get addicted to something. especially something as screwed up as meth. Heroine is the worst offender in that regard though.
hi dutch I'm incan
Its easier to understand if you translate "Erda" as high gothic for "Karen"
Abnett skub
He’s okay sans skub
Erda is a middle finger to ABD’s First Heretic
And also ‘Karen took the kids’
almost like you're copy pasting the 1d4chan article huh
Lmao
I can’t say I saw the article
sure broh
But it’s almost like people can have similar beliefs
See. Thats something I have noticed people misunderstand. Since Erda's involvement is left ambigious, it doesnt conflict with First Heretic's depiction of the scattering
That’s an interesting take
Tbh it doesnt still make it any less stupid
Heres this character we never heard of before!
and plays like... SUCH a big hand in the entirety of the primarch's creation
I actually like the Perpetual side plots
All we know of Erda's involvement is that she admits she is responsible for it.
It humanizes Big E in a good way
Not if you figure that emps was gonna do it even if she didn't 
So can I read Saturnine without reading the other books?
What I dont get about the perpetual hate is we already knew perpetuals existed. The shamans who sacrificed themselves to create the Emperor were noted as being perpetuals. And Vulkan was one as well
I mean, you should
I just have trouble getting the logistics of perpetuals
I think that the introduction of Erda is a nice thing
You’ll derive more enjoyment from Saturnine if you read the others
Isnt the entire point of perpetual hate that they are fucking everywhere?
And not their existence?
I dunno man we're all Perpetuals at this point.
It make more sense that it is her that made the warp rift that scattered the primarchs than the chaos gods with a SM sent back in time because warp sheanigans
like when Curze decides hes gonna dismember Vulkan in to 3 cubic inch pieces
how does vulkan know which cube he's gonna regen from
liek bruh
But a lot of the codex lore was chaos scattering the Primarchs
cmonnn
List of perpetuals:
Ollanius Perrson
Erda
That 1 who sacrificed herself to resurrect Malcador
Vulkan
John Grammaticus (artificially given his perpetual nature by Eldar warp fuckery)
Oh and Big E
I didn't saw much of hate toward the perpetual... It may have been that they seems to be always in the right place to do incredible stuff though
Like a space vampire
It is not entirely false though

Honestly tho
No, he was talking about alivia
Yeah. Its in the Magnus book. Magnus deletes Malcador, and a perpetual that was a friend of Malcador sacrifices her self (permakilled) to resurrect him
Also that thing about Malcador being killed by maguns and revived by alivia is utter BS
Perpetual status cannot be given that way... Dumb writers
Felt like fury of Magnus was bad. Like the author twisted himself into a Windsor knot to justify why Magnus didn’t go back into the fold
I mean yeah. Its obvious that Alivia was created for the story simply as a "get out of jail free card" for Malcador. Since we knew he would survive. But the author wanted that moment of "What?".
From all the excerpt i managed to find it really looks bad
It was also a way to eliminate a perpetual without too much thinking, it is just a bad story
Perpetuals can sacrifice their power and souls to others. Its how Big E was made. And even Malcador does the same when he gives the last of his strength to Big E after he is taken off the Golden Throne
I’ve listened to every HH and SoT thusfar.
Shamans were perpetuals?
My head is full of bolter fire. Fury of Mag was weak, imo
I thought they just reincarnated
Yes
The lore is just legend
Big E creation was kinda different though... The shamans weren't really perpetuals, they could reincarnate, but that isn't the same as being a perpetual
Nope
What do you think Perpetuals do. I dont think "respawn" is an effective term for it (even if it is more accurate. But its a gaming term)
That’s what Abnett is trying to convey
The Shamans always respawned back from death
Isn’t GW shying away from the star child thing?
Basically
oooh
Yup, that is what perpetuals do
L O N G B O I
I like your input, prince
fucking long ass dudes damn
Prince be like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hYZaqYCZyQ
Handy for various online discussions.
But yeah im just waiting for the last 3 books
where Abnett makes a twist that Sangy mauls Big E or something

But yeah. You can even atomize a perpetural and they will just form back together
It’s actually Horus on the throne
Yeee i always thought of it that way during the vulkan/curze stuff
Its Alpharius
E is malcadors stand
It’s always Alphariua
Oh yeah thanks GW, now officially hes the first found primarch
He is??
Yep!
ye
Where?
Fun fact: Ollanius Perrson is older than Big E
Citation needed plz
bigbigbig
I got most of my info from a reddit breakdown
For fuckske
Also yeah the motherfucker is an argonaut

Its so bad.
All the memes come to life.
It is? It’s a bad book?
cough
||"I am Alpharius. This is a lie."||
||"I am Alpharius. This was a lie."||
Waiting on Mortis
Then I guess I’ll grab it
why this orky so fat
Lmao
You may not like it, but that’s what peak performance looks like
Thats just another "UHUH ALPHA LEGION IS LYING TO YOU PERHAPS? XD" shit.
ok ye that funny
The problem with the Alpharius primarch book is that it is written from the perspective as if it was Alpharius himself (or Omegon. or a random legionary) writing it.
American ork
but its just so fucking obnoxious
They made the most memey legion even more of a joke.
But thats my salty-stance on it so you can ignore me on that.
I find it fun. A thing of the Alpha Legion is they always bury a grain of truth within the lie.
Alpha legion and dark angels get done dirty so routinely
Big sads
Turns out writing sneaky is difficult
And every character on some level is big brain
you have to be able to give new info/lore on the alpha legion but keep them secret
impossible to please everyone, really
How we know that Alpharius (or Omegon. since the book flips who is who) isnt the first primarch is from the story "The Serpeant Beneath". Where an Alpha Legionair is allowed to drink some of Omegon's blood, thus his Omniphage (I know its misspelled. I dont wanna look it up), lets him see Omegon's true memories. And in his memories he sees Alpharius and Omegon as children, together, on a distant world
Sounds like tzeentch fuckery
bros.....
My face after work
hrud look so stupid lol
Lmao
He was stuck in a dark cell for a long time, cut off from anything and everything.
I can show you Slaanesh fuckery
Tzeentch wishes he could be on the level of the Alpha Legion. Its why the traitor side of the legion didnt fall to Tzeentch. Tzeentch isnt worthy of their levels of secrecy and misdirection
Hrud models when
BIG ARM BABY
That's what Tzeentch wants you to think
I will end you
‘My right arm is stronger than my left arm’
oh WOW
Being single during covid be like
The cantaloupe on the counter looking kinda thicc
I just wish it stopped tho ngl
I dont. I find it amazing fun to sort the truth from the lies.
It just seems like another nonsense for the writers to make uncessary complications and turn their entire chapter into a metal gear plot.
also what truths
its made to be undecipherable half the time just for the "PERHAPS THEY'RE LOYALISTS" shit again.
Wdym Metal gear has an actual plotline
Waiting for BL to open up contests again so I can submit some writing
yeah thats offensive to mgs, even if the creators head is five miles up his own ass
With the Alphas its like "XD its all a lie, unreliable memenarator!"
LET ME HAVE FUN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF EISENHORN IS CHILLING WITH ALPHARIUS HIMSELF
😠
There is a solid story behind them. Its just that story is covered with misdirection and half-truths. I showed you that lore analysis I did where I pushed the lies away and found the grains of truth
no
Just want to get in a room with Guy Hayley so I can tell him to stop writing books and give me more codexes
fair
I know!
there's truth in anything about the alpha legion?
But they're just gonna fuck it all up again.
Surprisingly. yes
i thought the other 17 existing legions just made them up 😔

You know what
or maybe i could see them being like, a psychological terror project of the night lords
'yes, this legion that you know nothing about could be any one of the males in your population, and could destroy you at any time'
Or ladies
third.... twin....
SOLIDUS
also hey
im going by mgs logic here
those 3 assholes all looked the same
Alpharius, Gammaticus, Omegon
do they use polymorphine? i dunno much about the actual doctrine of the alpha legion (as if anyone else does either)
and "triplets" is a dumb word
There isnt. Id have to track down where it was said, but one of the guys at GW got sick of fans hammering him with that idea and he shot it down. The 3 heads of the Hydra represent:
Alpharius, Omegon, and the Legion as a whole.
Eh i dont trust it still no offense.
Considering it anything can happen in 40k they're as unreliable as the alpha legion.
But we'll see.
unless it represents guilliman, sanguinius, and johnson because alpharius and omegon looked up to the imperium secundus secretly to such a loyal degree :^)
I mean technically the New Calgar has pulled a Venom Snake
So yeah
fucking comic book calgar
40k is now Metal gear solid and owned by the japanese
Moe space marines are soon arriving

konami's new acquisition
marneus 'venom' calgar
he has such big hands
the better to hold a cadian pylon with
better to remove a lord of skulls head with
To be fair. Venom Snake is just an "I am Alpharius" situation. It would be like Alpharius grabbing a random Alpha Legionnaire, making him think he actually is Alpharius. Decking him out with a copy of his own wargear. And sending him off to act as a distraction while he works on his actual project
Yes I too have played Metal Gear 5 and know its plot
To the point I made a reference to it in 40k lore
and then later on alpharius contacts the other alpharius and tells him the truth, and says 'i'm alpharius, and you are too' and then venom alpharius smirks and punches the mirror with his prosthetic arm and then he is face blood and--
This.
Wait they actually did that art ?
:3
luth
luther made this when he was in the dark angels' timeout box
Yeee
MGS1 is just Alpharius vs Omegon
LIQUIIIIIIIIIIID
SNAAAAAAKE
and then venom alpharius grabs the ashes of his fallen sons and/or brother and wipes them all over his face and then says they'll be diamonds except for the face ashes which only get to be face ashes
venom alpharius

were you even paying attention to the 10 hour story summary of the metal gear franchise?
:^)
Well he is the triplet idiot
Eh this is where the analogues break down. Since there are 5 snakes, but only 2 Alpharius/Omegon
thats what u think
solidus is literally venom though
Naked Snake (Big Boss), Venom Snake (Big Boss), Solid Snake (Old Snake), Liquid Snake, Solidus Snake
Theres only 3 Snakes when it comes to the clones. Its normal to get them confused since they got titles too.
No Solidus was the 3rd clone, and actually the youngest of the brothers.
Venom became the "Big Boss" you fight/kill in the original Metal Gear game
oh, was the first game's big boss not solidus?
Correct
Yep
It all ties around in a perfect loop yeah
understanda🅱️le, have a nice frog soldier army
Thats how Mgs5 solved the fact that you kill big boss twice
Someone explain the mgs plot to me
No
Thats what everyone loves/hates about Metal gear's story. Shit is convulted and confusing as fuck but comes full circle and you realize that evey bit of it of bullshit and confusion was part of the greater whole and needed to make the whole thing work
the la li lu le lo
Yeah its convoluted but explainable.
Also silly af, which is great.
Its confusing and bullshit until you have te full story. Then you are like "Oooohhh..."
sometimes i wish one dude guided the entire vision of 40k
With their big japanese dialogues they say everything
The only thing I know is that snake is based off of the best actor to ever live kurt russell
Nah each game is mostly self contained apart from MGS5 because Ground Zeroes, despite being a demo is counted as its own
Same.
Or did a site like this:
Probably the best thing in existence.
Each game has its own internal plot, but they each have a greater narrative that needs the other games to make full sense of
Yes they are all connected so that they make sense
Apart maybe from some part of the end of MGS4
Yeah MGS4 i can understand once i learnd the development of the game
its such a exposition mess because everyone wanted kojima to explain everything so he just said "alright, ill spoonfeed it to you then" lol
NaNoMaChİneS
also he got death threats so thats cool stuff
Can you even call yourself a Gamer if you haven't sent big K a death threat
Damn guess im a baby gamer then
Time to shit on him for Death stranding even though I never played it
Because even in a game, working for Amazon isnt fun
What if yoko taro is secretly also kojima
I love the Alpha Legion. But I guess its because I have an idea of wtf is going on with them
Thats what they want you to think
Then wham taken out by me
Cause i was alpharius all along
















Or is she ?
Perhaps the real alpharius was the friends we made along the way
A sector under the total control of the Alpha Legion would appear in all ways to be a safe, secure, and functional part of the loyal Imperium
Not if they had other plans for the plabnet
Planet? I said sector.
if a friend asks you "what is wh40k?" how do you answer it in a normal way without going into 11 tangents and completely turning him off
Fun
Star Wars but way more badass
*Correction
Star Wars but cool
Space Hell ™️ turns the star trek universe into a clusterfuck
Star Wars but every single species is trying to genocide every other species. Oh and humans have formed a theocratical dictatorship led by the corpse of a god sitting on a very shinny chair the size of a continent. And that is the only way humanity has survived
Also tell him to watch event horizon
Well if we are getting into warpy stuff
I was just trying to give it the elevator pitch
event horizon is what happens when you enter the warp without a gellar field
That movie is really stripped down though
if i wanted to give the elevator pitch, i kinda feel like the black library novels' foreword is a solid hook
It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries The Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the gods, and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.
Yet even in his deathless state, the Emperor continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the daemon-infested miasma of the Warp, the only route between distant stars, their way lit by the Astronomican, the psychic manifestation of the Emperor's will. Vast armies give battle in his name on uncounted worlds. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Adeptus Astartes, the Space Marines, bio-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Imperial Guard and countless planetary defence forces, the ever vigilant Inquisition and the tech-priests of the Adeptus Mechanicus to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from aliens, heretics, mutants - and worse.
To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.
Sure, but it's a neat intro to how the first warp could've been
Warpjump that is
Also sam neill is great so he should watch it anyway 
Take every scifi universe. Slap them together, add a dash of magic, now take a knob and turn it up to 11. Pull the knob out, crank it back up to 11 again and turn until it breaks
Also space turbo hell
Or; Its a galactic battle royale of like 12 races and their gods where applicable
That's true, maybe those three Carpenter film he was in?
The thing, in the mouth of madness and prince of darkness are obviously meant as cosmic horror but it might fit wh40k a bit
And then there's ghosts of Mars, a b movie with ice cube about killing Mars natives
Last thing I can recommend is brawl on cell block 99
the void is pretty cool too, but that's just striaght up cosmic horror
but it has cool non-cgi effects
lots of suits and dolls
A modern exploitation film and the setting gets weirder the more the plot progresses
The void? Haven't seen that one
Oh wait
Isn't it the deep sea thing?
you should look it up, even if the movie is pretty OK, it's themes are very strong
no
but there is a similar one
Ok then I haven't seen it
with some orb inthe deeep
Directed by Jeremy Gillespie, Steven Kostanski. With Aaron Poole, Kenneth Welsh, Daniel Fathers, Kathleen Munroe. Shortly after delivering a patient to an understaffed hospital, a police officer experiences strange and violent occurrences seemingly linked to a group of mysterious hooded figures.
Looks right up my alley
By some stretch of the imagination you could put the cube and el hoyo up there
we've completely derailled at this point, but yea
Kinda sci-fi, hard to nail down, brutal death machine
What il saying is if you want to scratch that 40k itch, there's more complete movies than event horizon
I like the idea of event horizon but that film was just so barebones in the end
yeah, event horizon is very specific
extremly specific even
it's a potential "humanities first warpjump"
that's it
If you read into it, there was a lot of cool stuff on the cutting room floor
Stuff that really went into the whole going nuts in the warp angle
i liked the version of that by garrot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy4CJ4F-epA&ab_channel=Garrot
This is a fan-made animated intro to the Warhammer 40,000 universe made by yours truly.
I do not claim ownership to the images used in this video. All art belongs to their respective owners. Artists John Blanche and Karl Kopinski deserve credit in particular.
Royalty-Free Music by: https://www.youtube.com/user/myuuji
(Song: Danger - [Dark Ambi...
Probably the must-watch intro into 40k.
we should've just linked it to begin with lmao
instead of chattering about borderline relevant cosmic horror movies
Sssssh
how much of the imperium knows the emperor looks like that
his visage wouldn't fill me with hope i'd feel
Depends on what planet you ask i guess
to be fair, you probably don't live in a culture in which the human skull is a common symbol of unity
true
Some see him as magic man who is in or might be the sun
but basically nobody that isn't vitally important to the imperium and/or directly related to the emperor himself and his maintenance really know about his true state
officially, as far as folk like the imperial guard are told, the emperor personally sends each and every order through the chain of command into the various theaters of war across the galaxy, spinning humanity's web with assured decisive victory always within sight
granted, nobody apart from the ogryns really believes it, but it's one of those things that's mutually agreed you have to pretend to believe
i would think so, afaik the horus heresy is no secret to most of them
the chaos marines keep shouting corpse emperor at them in battle
you'd be bound to start wondering
lmao
Isn't it agreed like
The high Lords of Terra say their words come from the empra himself
And nobody really dares question that
maybe more recent dark angel inductees are a little more sheltered, but i'm assuming the existence of traitor marines is probably one of the more early secrets divulged to them, even
that's the official record, yes
also i'm pretty sure if the high lords of terra start doing wierd shit, the space marines would come home and fuck them up
And I think if you live 62835 planets over you dont really question that
big e did want normal humans to have a say in how humanity should be
as far as anyone that isn't privy to the truth is told, the emperor is the source of all decrees
only intervened when important shit called his attention
like the book of judgement, which i'm pretty sure is claimed to entirely be the emperor's spoken word
and nobody mortal really remembers what the emperor's original intentions for humanity were
good argument was with horus and malcador about removing all trace of the missing primarchs where horus in an angered state said that an empire ruled by humans would be, and malcador cut him off saying exactly as your father intended
just about everything they do in the modern day is a twisted view of his initial desires
is malcador really dead?
i believe so.
; _ ;
as far as anyone in-universe or outside of it knows, yeah
i think the golden throne is very much a spirit leeching machine
But you can believe he's an eternal if you like that
gathered up the beginnings of the inquisition and then let his soulstuff be leeched by the golden throne so emps could confront horus in person
well yeah, it requires strong, constant psychic power to hold the eternity gate shut and to power the astronomicon
so even if he was a perpetual the throne might have prevented his rebirth
Perpetual that was the word I was looking for yes
yeah, i wouldn't consider death by golden throne to be a traditional death
but still as a perpetual he should have remained in his prime
but we really only have the one example with no conclusive follow-up afaik, so we'll never really know if he's just warpstuff now, or if he's outright out of existence
could potentially be the avatar of the astronomican?
there's always hope
it's what he deserves
he was loyal to the end, sometimes emps just wouldn't listen
Or his soul was slurped up by the warp 👏

He's with slaanesh now
unsure a soul strong as malcadors would be easily consumed
well, afaik that's the 'standard' death
Getting eternal bj's
your soul enters the realm of souls
turns out psychic might can take you real far
also puts into perspective how douchey a lot of the primarchs could be in their prime
sec let me get the bideo by rho
most of 'em went anywhere from spitting in his direction to outright strangling him half to death
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russ was cool though, pretty sure he considered him a beloved uncle
Uncle mal
i know sanguinius cared for him
russ is the main outlier, and probably vulkan
Keeping your drunk dad in line
and of course the fabulous hawkboy
and the khan buried the hatchet with him just before the siege of terra
but vulkan and sanguinius are pretty much no-brainers, of course they were cool and excellent dudes
dorn prob did
maybe
could've been too busy seeing flaws in himself to really point out flaws in others
or was the darkness a purely post-heresy thing? i'm not sure on that
gulliman was bound to like malcador right?
was that the flaw in one of the sons of dorn chapters right?
also isn't sigillite just the coolest title
guilliman was pretty similar to malcador as far as their views on the emperor were, so they probably were respectful
and i think that flaw hits pretty much all of dorn's genestock
nah, it's not nearly as bad afaik
yeah not as bad
but can still permanently debilitate some astartes i believe if they cant recover
you're not lost forever if you get it, it's just kinda something that comes and goes with being a son of dorn, what with hating yourself and retreating inward on yourself for long periods of time and whatnot
cause by dorn seeing big es broken body
grief is powerful
grief and shame
Wait, the Fists have a gene-weakness?
yeah, dorn's darkness
wow
it doesn't get a whole lot of screentime, but it's there
sounds as bland as dorn's home planet lol
through the GENES
ngl the "Darkness" sounds like some shit GW writers made up on spot
it definitely hits the imperial fists proper, so i'm pretty sure it's all of 'em
"uhh shit we gotta make a gene-weakness for him and we did all the questionably cool ones"
Dorn's Darkness is a genetic deficiency suffered by the Astartes of the Excoriators Space Marine Chapter, a Successor Chapter of the Imperial Fists.
sauce is Legion of the Damned (Novel) by Rob Sanders

i can only find it affects the excoriators
huh, guess i misremembered
although the imperial fists' genestock in general does have a general defect of a missing betcher's gland (the acid spitty one) and sus-an membrane (the 'holy shit this space marine survived after floating through space in an exposed vacuum for 500 years' one)
nah, but neither are the imperial fists, generally speaking
id like to imagine that some xeno race finally captures a space marine and as they try to extract information
hey catch
it's commendable, but it's not as though it's a particularly charismatic quality
i think i just like it cause i'm a follower myself Zalgo
i can respect the fists for sure
to be quite honest i guess i dunno what i'd follow the absolute most myself, i feel like i'd have to be in those shoes in some way to test the individual waters
the blood angels are pretty diverse as far as all of their successors go, and i think that's pretty neat, but my one and only try at some kind of custom chapter fluff actually ended up coming out of ultramarine stock
oh no, i was in a particularly edgy phase at that point, so they didn't follow daddy dearest
Ohh ok i misread it
i read that they all ended up being ultramarines in the end
alright i get ya
ah, nah, they started as ultramarines
the basic concept was that after the first tyrannic war, some of the veterans from that conflict saw no true hope in fighting off a threat of that scale, they saw the truth of the matter; the galaxy was already in their colossal maw, and all they could do was fly from within before it bit down around them
yeah that's pretty edgy lmao
so, they deserted and stripped their armor of defining features, favoring a jet black similar to what you'd find on the deathwatch, but no chapter livery, no clear ranking structure, nothing of the sort
there's a navigator house on terra whose name eludes me, but they had an ancestor that was on this long quest to chart a warp lane out of the galaxy and into a new one entirely, and the fate of that ancestor is unknown to their descendents, so they go picking around looking for clues as to whether they may have succeeded so as to monopolize on being the only house to have intergalactic travel, and so these newly christened Void Pilgrims would forge a pact with them: their house's aid and silence on the matter of their continued existence and operations, in exchange for their help in searching for clues in places where a mere navigator house and traditional troops could not hope to last long enough to find anything of use
the end goal essentially being the discovery of some such warp lane into a new galaxy from which they can potentially escape the threat of the tyranids, and the subsequent facilitation of a mass exodus of all imperial forces and people they can convince into that galaxy after some preliminary scouting
oh, the ones that unknowingly participate in a tzeentchian ritual every so often?
i thought it was khorne
you'd think khorne, what with all the blood, but i'm pretty sure it was engineered by tzeentch
that shit squid tzeentch again
i could be thinking of another blood angels successor
i'm not seeing the info i remember with them
bascially committing slaughter greater than the flesh tearers and said hey if you move against us we will go cry to the inquisition about our bloodline
yeah, i was thinking of the blood drinkers, who have an extremely similar situation to the angels vermillion
instead of bathing in a whole bunch of blood, they just kinda partake in drinking a somewhat smaller amount of blood, and in exchange for getting less gene flaw manifestations, the ones that do manifest the black rage end up seeing kairos instead of sanguinius, who tempts them to join chaos
and apparently if anyone that receives the offer even considers the offer itself for a moment, the entire chapter is doomed, and there just haven't been any takers yet
only one serf is sacrificed though yes?


no reason

