#40k-lore-chat

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odd sparrow
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weren't meant to want me to kill u

rotund siren
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imagine not wanting to live

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If you don't want to live, just get a will to live, duh (joking)

dim totem
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I need a week off lol

final seal
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or pre-die

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undie..

rotund siren
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when you are a live

final seal
vernal belfry
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I see that I missed some cosmic brain moments

primal tide
dim totem
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i was gonna take a week off like two months ago but then turned out my boss had corona and we all had to quarantine

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thought i wasnt going to spend my week off maybe sick, so i just took it out again and worked from home all week

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then they came up with this new thing where you have to plan about two months in advance

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so now we here still no week off lol

dim totem
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yh it's either that or finding people to replace you yourself

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fuck that

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ill just take my vacation the week one week after their current planning

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the good thing is though, now the first quarter is over and i still have all my vacation days

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in a few weeks ill be at home binging horror movies and theyll be dealing with the fallout of heading into a new financial quarter

vagrant osprey
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My boss had Corona in december

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Of course, I was the only one he gave it to.

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I was out for two weeks. He was out for over a month, and the hospital staff was calling him "Lazarus" because they were pretty fucking sure he was going to die

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ET, file a complaint with OSHA and the health department.

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Responding to a confirmed case by forcing people to work in a contaminated environment will probably get agencies to give 'em the stink eye, and there's too many people who COULD have complained to finger you

summer niche
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I can recommend nightwork

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I do like 30 hours a week at most

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👌

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Get payed more than a 40 hour a week dayworker

summer niche
dim totem
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Understaffed and all that bc of the pandemic

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But if you plan your vacation before they can make a schedule you can cheat it a bit

summer niche
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Dang that's pretty fucked up, feels like that should be your bosses job

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What's his function of not to make sure you're staffed lol

dim totem
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Yh well I kind of understand it, it's social security for self employed ppl, say for example your boss

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There's a lto of money flying around and mistakes should be kept to a minimum, it takes a looooong time to teach someone the legal mumbo jumbo

summer niche
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You mean in some small mom and pops place?

dim totem
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Those are the ones that show up the most bc they're the ones in trouble bc of the pandemic

summer niche
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I work healthcare so people are extremely rarely selfd employed

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So please excuse my lack of understanding in this

dim totem
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I think once you got over x amount of employees you've probably got a decent bookkeeper so we don't hear from those companies much

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It's certainly not the most interesting work to talk about but it's fun to stick your nose in people's businesses

summer niche
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Whatt is it you do? Taxes?

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No need for a deep explanation, just curious

dim totem
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So collect taxes usually

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But due to the pandemic, we start paying out, bc it's still social security

summer niche
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Ahh

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Sounds like interesting work

dim totem
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I think it could be considering boring

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But there's some aspects I really like

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Wha do you do? In Healthcare I mean

summer niche
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Lab tech, so i analyse blood all day

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Blood and other bodily matters

open marsh
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I miss working in a lab

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; n ;

dim totem
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I'd drop a lot of those samples I think

summer niche
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I also give out blood during nights since the bloodlab doesn't have night workers

dim totem
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Woops

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Ohh

summer niche
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Yeah, can be stressful making sure people get the right blood

dim totem
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Want some of my O-?

summer niche
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Hah! It is very useful

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So go donate

dim totem
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I don't donate as much as I should

summer niche
dim totem
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Get light headed

summer niche
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Ahh rough, yeah it's fine. One shouldn't suffer for it

open marsh
summer niche
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I can't donate at all, since my iron is permanently low lol

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I do give plasma when I can though

open marsh
summer niche
open marsh
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Wanna share publications?

summer niche
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I can barely remember, lemme see if I can find something, i never got publiziced myself cause i am not very good at writing.

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But i can say the substance worked by binding very lightly to dopamine receptors

open marsh
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I wasnt the project lead on the biggest thing I worked on. So I got a "valuable contributions" acknowledgement

summer niche
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So when you had too much dopamine, it blocked the uptake of it

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And when you have too low amounts, it increased levels of dopamin

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The idea was to give alcoholics "normal" dopamin levels

open marsh
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Sounds like ADHD meds

summer niche
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Yeah could prob work for parkinson's patients too

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It was a very neat substance, i just can't remember the name of it

open marsh
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Im trying to think of what boosts dopemine production while also acting as an antagonizer

summer niche
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Lmao my mentor became a politicians for the christian party, i can't find anything l on her research atm lma

dim totem
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So question

open marsh
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@summer niche just realized this is 40k lore chat

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this might be better in dms

summer niche
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Yeah lol

dim totem
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Often you read in the media like: scientists have made a breakthrough against disease A or B

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And then you never hear from it again, what happens then?

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Ok just pretend your biologist tech priests or something

summer niche
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Science is slow sadly

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They might have seen something, but it's hard to reproduce or they have to trial it for years

broken shell
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The headline is either based on the results of a single study, which doesn't actually mean much, or it's something that's going to be in trials for years before getting approval

summer niche
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Yeah

dim totem
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I assume that I kind of just gets added to the encyclopedia, like now we know this or that might help, noted

summer niche
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Gotta reproduce the results and they have to be true

cerulean wagon
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like the artificial womb experiments going on atm

dim totem
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Right right, I just wonder what happens with what we learned from that

cerulean wagon
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it gets put to use expanding our knowledge, or gets snuffed out by ethics, costs or rival scientists

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research, especially medical, is heavily stilted in politics with regards to how it advances

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theres a lot of money and opinions involved, such as the idea that we shouldnt play god and shouldnt snuff out diseases given the opportunity

summer niche
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A lot of debates between researchers there too

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It's a battlfield

cerulean wagon
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mhmm

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itd be nice if it was as simple as "i invented/discovered this"

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but we live in a world where actual scientists are still trying to prove the world is flat, despite it being known the world isn't as of like ancient greece

summer niche
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There is too much money and prestige

dim totem
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Do they have anime fight scenes?

coarse mirage
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I'm listening to The Emperor's Legion and this audio book is superb

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The three voices are very good and the book itself is too

summer niche
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Audio dramas are dope

summer niche
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Not on rats atleast Smug

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They had no preference for it over waterr

dim totem
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would i prefer it over water?

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i prefer a lot of things over water

summer niche
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not sure, i never tasted it myself

serene jungle
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Don't forget to stay hydrated with water

vagrant osprey
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Publish your documentation!

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That seems like something fantastic for people with severe dopamine imbalance

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Also, it may translate into chemicals for other neurotransmitters, giving it the potential to displace SSRIs

crisp heath
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what

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oh

vagrant osprey
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Shit, can you imagine if you found an analog which worked on bipolar?

summer niche
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i think they're doing trials still

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i'm not related to it at all anymore

vagrant osprey
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Ah, fair.

prime kernel
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kinda made 40k chill

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not gonna lie

cerulean wagon
cerulean wagon
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somehow worse written than 40k cannon

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an achievement

storm jungle
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the voice of the narrator makes it worse

cerulean wagon
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I think what always gets me about the like

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"brighter 40k" things is that its never actualy an interesting universe at the end because nothing is happening

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everything is resolved and theres nothing to do, it just exists for people to write eldar x tau fanfics

storm jungle
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I love it

cerulean wagon
storm jungle
cerulean wagon
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also the fact if they hate 40k so much as needing to rewrite everything to not be 40k why not just... find a different setting?

storm jungle
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tbh you are thinking too much of this

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people write AUs because memes

cerulean wagon
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i wish it was just memes painBR

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theres like, a section of the community that genuinely think all the races should just get along

storm jungle
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why is that such a bad thing lmao

plucky moth
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I am in an AU

cloud kindle
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because the tau cant fight in melee

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thats why

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EXCEPT for farsight

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he gets the rad lad pass

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Australia is an AU

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we dont care for the troubles of the realm outside our borders

cerulean wagon
storm jungle
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too bad

cerulean wagon
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i dont mind things working together but within reason

storm jungle
plucky moth
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you can just replace it with other interesting complications

cerulean wagon
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fight me

plucky moth
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like those you'd find in a slice of life anime

cerulean wagon
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they dont even want those incan

plucky moth
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how will the humble astartes prepare for his university exam? find out in the next episode

cloud kindle
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a tau water caste and a black templar find themselves stranded on a space hulk

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what whacky shenanigans will they get up to?

storm jungle
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jokes aside that sounds good

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id buy it

cloud kindle
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we all know how it ends

cerulean wagon
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nothing happens because the warp is also now a manifestation of good "order" entities and tyranids arent evil anymore

plucky moth
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idk man

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even if Tyranids weren't evil

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they'd still bug me

cloud kindle
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no

storm jungle
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heh

vernal belfry
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bug

storm jungle
vernal belfry
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How many of those emotes do you have ? I feel like you could basically speak without using letters at this point

cloud kindle
storm jungle
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i dont go into any of them and in reality use like 3 of the groups to chat lol

cloud kindle
vernal belfry
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Dilara, the great server lurker

dim totem
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Don't you have to like pay to use emojis from other servers

vernal belfry
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Yup, nitro

dim totem
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Fuck that

cloud kindle
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discord prime nitro

storm jungle
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Nah you dont pay individually

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you just pay once for nitro and a monthly fee

dim totem
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Only emote you need

storm jungle
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thats pretty much it

dim totem
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👌

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Made you look

storm jungle
cloud kindle
storm jungle
cloud kindle
vernal belfry
cloud kindle
summer niche
cerulean wagon
cloud kindle
final seal
cloud kindle
final seal
dim totem
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So everyone got nitra but me

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Nitro****

cloud kindle
cerulean wagon
cloud kindle
summer niche
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I don't I've got my principles Smug

cloud kindle
final seal
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cnut?

cloud kindle
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funny story with that one guy raged super hard and swore a shitload in dms in sea of thieves after we sunk him and took his treasure

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so we spelled out a certain word with his loot and sent the picture his way

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10/10

summer niche
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Ohhhhhhh

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It's treasure chests

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Lmao

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I see it

cloud kindle
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yep lol

coarse mirage
cerulean wagon
coarse mirage
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I don't wanna waste money on Discord

cloud kindle
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a

cloud kindle
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silence wench!

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i do not wish to be horny anymore!

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i just want to be happy...

final seal
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google survey pays my discord

cloud kindle
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found the meme finally

cerulean wagon
barren tapir
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Interesting...

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Interesting recent lore...

final spruce
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Why is there vtuber trash in the lore chat

cloud kindle
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recovered archaeotech tapes

cerulean wagon
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and the 2 responses are "haha grimderp tau" or "nooooo tau dont hurt people!!!"

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like the comments in there complaining about tau being too round about and prefering this straight forward evil

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also @atomic pelican obligator ping i guess

plucky moth
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Tau are communists who suck at melee and do no wrong

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this is fact Kapp

final spruce
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I mean ive seen Proud complain about tau mindworm but it exists and I just read the excerp about the Raven guard shutting down his brain instead of being mindcontrolled

cloud kindle
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mindworm

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havent heard of that one

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forced mind control by the tau?

cerulean wagon
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yeah

final spruce
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Its the nagi

cloud kindle
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even more reason to make blueberry smoothies

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who was the raven guard

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anyone important

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?

final spruce
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Not named

storm jungle
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Yeah seems like grimderp to me

cloud kindle
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bet the tau were like wtf when he did that

final spruce
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Damn everything that doesnt make the tau look good is grimderp

cerulean wagon
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tau have some grim stuff and then some stupidly grim stuff

storm jungle
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^

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dont come at me like that zherlum

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ill put you into a jar ye bastard

final spruce
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Ill do

cloud kindle
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oh god not the jar

cerulean wagon
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the steralisation thing is fine because its explained as only specific spheres doing it

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i.e. jericho reach w/e that sept id called

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the worm thing is weird cause its like

final spruce
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Nah the mindworm moment is pretty important lorewise because its the moment Tau finally put the space marines in the same category as orks and tyranids, unnegociable and to shoot on sight to diminish firepower and moral

cerulean wagon
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its happened once

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i dont remember if it was a named tau

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but people have clung to it as a general thing most tau do

cloud kindle
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wait trying to find the jar meme with the custodes

cerulean wagon
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which im unsure is true, seems more like a specific torture

final spruce
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Just referenced as the interrogator

summer niche
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Hue space marines are so amusingly spiteful, literally shutting his brain off

cloud kindle
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some say his final words were "better dead than red"

summer niche
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Sometimes it feels like stleast half of all crazy shit happening in 40k is due to pure spite

final spruce
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Yes

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Well in the space marine cases, they are literally hypnotised during all of their training an further to hate xenos

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To the point their hate sustains even after jokning chaos

cloud kindle
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lets celebrate the one thing that unites us all

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Xenophobia

cloud kindle
barren tapir
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I like how the tau have been portrayed in that excerpt... It make a lot more sense imo

coarse mirage
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get wormed

rotund siren
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Oh worm?

plucky moth
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"so what was life like with the tau?"
"well I got worms"

vast frigate
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I got a lore question for ya

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Which primarch kisses the best.

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Excluding fulgrim and sangui because thats a given.

final spruce
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I was gonna say fulgrim

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Because he wants to be perfect at everything

storm jungle
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Sanguinius is up there.

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🕊️

vast frigate
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I think the issue with leman would be that itd be the sloppiest kiss ever

cerulean wagon
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wait so

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immediate horny lore again

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but not allowed to give horny answers

vast frigate
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Bnhehehe

coarse mirage
rotund siren
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I see the old ways have already been forgotten...

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memes dead and truly gone...

cerulean wagon
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sol and his boomer memes

rotund siren
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;-;

odd sparrow
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Give me nicassar models or give me death

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if they're gonna give tau a psyker then like

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do it

cerulean wagon
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no

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tau stinky space weeb fish

rotund siren
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:/

cerulean wagon
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i kid, got bothing against tau stuff just think ig/eldar need a touch up first

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prefferably eldar tbh

barren tapir
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It seems to me that they are going against psychic stuff with the tau

storm jungle
rotund siren
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woah what is this?

final seal
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oooh

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predict hivemind strats?

storm jungle
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Oh its some old nid stuff about imperials connecting to the hivemind

rotund siren
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neat

storm jungle
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iirc its just largely concept stuff

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🧠saxbug

rotund siren
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;-;

final seal
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im confused

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still loyal or genestealers

storm jungle
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still loyal i think?

final seal
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nm just read xD

storm jungle
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lmao yeah it is a bit weird

cerulean wagon
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Neat note with this is that in theory it can be done, and in fact i believe has been tested in lore

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But usualy due to the massive, beastial nature of the hive mind most minds are crushed

storm jungle
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Yeee the hivemind is too annoying to listen to before your head explodes

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which is a bad thing since you, you know; die

final seal
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things your will hear "hungryhungryhungryhungryhungryhungryhungryhungryhungryhungry"

coarse mirage
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It's one never-ending REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

vast frigate
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Hmmm yes yes

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i will now objectively look at which primarch has the best kissing potentional

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no horny here]

final seal
gaunt vector
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that's ork for "bonk" btw

peak hamlet
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Hell yeah

kind dove
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Didn’t the Ad Mech essentially do that in one of the Caiphas Cain books? Turn the nids against each other?

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They were from two separate hive fleets

peak hamlet
peak hamlet
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But it would just create a hive fleet which is as powerfull as both

kind dove
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They thawed out some other nids, somehow Admeched a synapse creature to attack the other nids if I remember

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Oh they used a psyker connected to a synapse creature I think

peak hamlet
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That would kill the psyker instantly lol

kind dove
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Probably lore plot armor why it didn’t instantly kill her

peak hamlet
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But yeah thats just gw lore writing i guess

cerulean wagon
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it wasnt connected to the hive mind

peak hamlet
peak hamlet
cerulean wagon
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the planet was under attack by nids, but it had another hive fleet burried under ice

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so they thawed them out and the 2 fleets fought

kind dove
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Do separate fleets have separate hive minds? Or do they all answer to one?

peak hamlet
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They have one

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For all fleets

cerulean wagon
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Each splinter has a seperate hive mind

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it used to be a single mind under behemoth

peak hamlet
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Huh

kind dove
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Like why didn’t the other fleet “overwrite” the other

peak hamlet
cerulean wagon
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but after behemoth was destroyed the fleets split from that and have their own hive

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Since the first war against nids, which was the 2nd war for ultramar iirc?

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macragge not ultramar

storm jungle
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Nids can always eat other hive fleets

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it makes no difference since they just copy the attributes of the ones they nom

cerulean wagon
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The important thing about that bit of lore actualy

storm jungle
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its a win win

cerulean wagon
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is the nids in the ice predate any records of nid contact in the galaxy

kind dove
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Should that scenario with turning nids on each other using a psyker/admech magic work?

cerulean wagon
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which lends to the theory with regards to things like fenrisian krakens being a nid derivitive

cerulean wagon
crisp heath
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Is there a significant case of nids vs chaos?

cerulean wagon
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Once a nid is cut from the hive mind it is no more than any other beast

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yes

peak hamlet
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Wiki sais only 1 hive mind

cerulean wagon
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nids eat everything, chaos dont want to be eaten

peak hamlet
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Do you confuse it with norn queen maybe?

kind dove
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We need a “And now you know” 40K version gif

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I’d use it constantly

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Cuz I’m learning in red over here

gaunt vector
cerulean wagon
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its pretty common for nids to fight eachother

kind dove
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And now youz kno! *storm boy billowing smoke pans across and screen and slams into wall

peak hamlet
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I mean name me a different source

barren tapir
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There is an hive mind that go around nomming other nids...

peak hamlet
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Just the fact that its outdated doesn't prove your point

barren tapir
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And there is also a hive fleet that target specifically chaos

peak hamlet
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Although it would make sense

kind dove
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This but 40K

gaunt vector
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the star is trailing warpfire

cerulean wagon
gaunt vector
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the great rift is in the background

kind dove
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The inquisitions version is “the less you know”

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Or “we already know”

cerulean wagon
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👍

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@peak hamlet there you go

barren tapir
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Ah, wait, no, kronos isn't the one that noms other nids, give me a sec

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I just misread the question

crisp heath
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Kronos fights chaos.

kind dove
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Is it Kraken?

crisp heath
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Specifically evolved to do so.

peak hamlet
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Huh

barren tapir
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Yeah, kronos fight chaos, and i misread the Skeleton question

cerulean wagon
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haha fair

peak hamlet
cerulean wagon
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i asked imperial but he misread

peak hamlet
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Pinged the wrong person maybe

cerulean wagon
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he had a source but for the wrong hive fleet haha

peak hamlet
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Oh

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;(

crisp heath
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As far as I am seeing, synapse creatures keep tyranids from eating eachother.

kind dove
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It’s hive fleet Hydra

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Hydra targets other nid fleets

crisp heath
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Ah ok.

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Targets older fleets for unknown reasons.

vast frigate
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The list is done

kind dove
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It’s kinda scrounging up remnants of leviathan and other fleets

peak hamlet
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Yeah

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Its just following leviathan and eating what they left

vast frigate
# storm jungle My vote

Horus Lupercal: He is a simple man, more down to humanity than the rest of his brothers, so im assuming he's just above average. 6/10 just nice.
Leman Rus: Wolfman, big wolfman. The canix genes gave him the wolf teeth and the smelling capability of a dog, so im assuming the same goes for some of his other traits. 7/10 good boy, too much slobber.
Ferrus Manus: An artisan would put much care and time in his craft, and thus leave less time for his more humane concerns, including relationships like this. However, as he is Fulgrim's best bro, he probably was learnt a few things. 7/10 crush my chest with those daddy arms.
Fulgrim: We know who and what this is. This man can smooch. 9/10 keep your slaaneshi stuff at home please, kissing is holy.
**Vulkan **: Vulkan is a sensitive and strong, caring man, i assume his kissing reflects this. Therefore, it can only be good, as he too is an artisan, but with more humanity. 8/10 dont cook me pls.
Rogal Dorn: Rogal is swift, to the case, stuck up as can be, i mean, this man gives you a pec or a smooch, not much more. 7/10 i want my builder kisses.
Roboute Guilliman: Roboute is a astound tactician and politician, therefore his kisses can only be sad. 6/10 i am being sincere.
Magnus The Red: Magnus studied, a lot. There has bound to be a time where he decided he wanted to read up on mating practices between humans. At least, i hope so. 7/10 give me my red man.

cerulean wagon
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thats still 2 fleets eating eachother

vast frigate
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Sanguinius: 10/10. I'll be murdered if i dont.
Lion El'Jonson: The Lion, a smart but somewhat secretive man, we know little around his personal let alone his private. He has luscious locks and good looks, i'm sure he had some in his time. 8/10 not my type though.
Perturabo of Olympia: Perty is grumpy, annoyed all the time, salty. This man can kiss, you can't deny it. 7/10 we don't know for sure if he ever got smash.
Mortarion: Farmer's boy, warrior, Nurglite. I mean, he possibly could kiss back in the time before the accident that is worshiping nurgle. 7/10 and 0/10, depending on when.
Lorgar Aurelion: Lorgar, priest, holy man. This lad can kiss or he can't, it depends on how much the stuff mirrored his world from ours, and how bad it did so. 3/10 baldy needs to chose better tattoo's.
Jaghatai Khan: A man of culture, literally, if its based on what it seems like, he will kiss your neck. Which is sweet. 4/10 i don't really like topknots.
Konrad Curze: This dude, you know him. If you break the kiss too early he will flay your lips, if you break it too late he will flay your tongue. Literally no winning situation. Though i suppose because he never even thought of it, i'm sure he can't kiss that well. 3/10 don't come to my house, batman.
**Angron Thral'kr **: Listen i am too horny for this man, 20/10, he will choke you regardless.
Corvus Corax: Walking Edgar Allen Poe, i'm not sure, but he seems to be dedicated to his work, considering the murderfuck he's providing the warp with by going after Lorgar. Probably pretty good at it just because of his humanitarian side. 7/10 can't be sure.
Alpharius Omegon: Twins. What else can i say? Triple kiss? Double Hug? 8/10 let's go visit the people with the name that is always the same.

storm jungle
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Goddamn

cerulean wagon
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and considering they would fight back that suggests individual fleets have separate hive minds

peak hamlet
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I think thats just bad writing from gw

cerulean wagon
crisp heath
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Well, we need a reason for tyranid players fighting eachother.

peak hamlet
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Or the hive mind got schitzoprenia lmao

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Cant type D:

barren tapir
# cerulean wagon haha fair

Found out, it is hive fleet hydra, that is hunting other nids, warhammer40K 8th edition rulebook, pag 137... I take this from lex, but i can try to verify that myself

crisp heath
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Has there been a story of a GSC fighting against the tyranids when they arrive?

barren tapir
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Aaaand i was late

crisp heath
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Like, they realize how shit it really is and attempt to survive.

kind dove
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I think they willingly go to the slaughter

cerulean wagon
barren tapir
crisp heath
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Damn. GSC really get it bad.

barren tapir
peak hamlet
barren tapir
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Give me a sec, i read that quite some time ago

peak hamlet
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Yeah the nids fight with them but once the imperial opressors are killed they turn on the gsc

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That happens most of the time iirc

crisp heath
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Honestly, I would like to see a story where a GSC fights against the tyranids when they arrive. Maybe the Patriarch gets killed by a rogue factor as the fleet arrives and the cult stages a last stand?

crisp heath
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Intriguing.

barren tapir
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So who know... It seems that GSC are getting more and more personality the more they mix with humans and are left alone for long periods of time by the nids

kind dove
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I figured they’d be so much biomass snacks

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Unless the hive fleet needs them to go infect more planets maybe? That’s why they spare them?

crisp heath
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That is probably why.

serene jungle
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HAIL HYDRA

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I mean what

barren tapir
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One thing for sure is that GSC will try to defend their world from any other invader

kind dove
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Sunk cost rationale?

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Like why eat them, we already converted them and they are still useful

crisp heath
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Probably a case-by-case basis.

atomic pelican
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god I wish discord mobile had the mentions button

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Getting pinged 500 messages up is pain

rotund siren
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yeah

atomic pelican
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Whatever

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Someone probs just pinging me abt some asinine tau topic im sure

plucky moth
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actually yes

atomic pelican
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LUL

rotund siren
cerulean wagon
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and you can get any mentions of yourself by typing your name

atomic pelican
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Pog

cerulean wagon
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basically

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new dumb simplified tau lore

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because them being discreet meant nobody got the issue

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so now they just genocide

atomic pelican
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Yeah that sums it up

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Phil Kelly really putting them thru the grimderp machine

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My complaints abt their recent lore isnt rlly them getting darker. Since their earlier fluff had hints of the neat stuff. Its moreso "URR?? YOU NO FIT GREATER GOOD??" Xenocides which make like

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0% sense

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Blue imperium ahoy

rotund siren
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:/

atomic pelican
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I dont remember but theres a excerpt from one of the recent Psychic Awakeking stories where a tau says some stupid shit like that

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Its whack

rotund siren
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that is dumb

atomic pelican
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Its why purple>blue now

cerulean wagon
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yeah they have gone from

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subverting and ploitting

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to just flat genocide

atomic pelican
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P much

rotund siren
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ew

atomic pelican
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Its also that them being on the backfoot fit them. And made the earlier empire more dark on its own

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Now theyre straight up invading into imperial space which is wew

rotund siren
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;-;

storm jungle
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"NO NO WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS"

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"No."

atomic pelican
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YEAH

final spruce
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"Kill yourself"

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That mine tho

atomic pelican
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The aunva one was hilarious, thisbone not so much

final spruce
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I always saw the Taus as actually pretty patient people

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Until they last resort and then they dont give a fuck

coarse mirage
atomic pelican
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Yeah I mean, individually theyre still okay I guess. But the same could be eaid abt guardsman

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Nah they jus

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Straight up murder auxillaries in the 4th sphere

final spruce
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Nah Guardsmen are in the machine that is the Imperium

barren tapir
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That part was from the 4th sphere, and yes, the tau said that humans corrupted the greater good and so they get shoot on sight

final spruce
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Dont forget the commissar vlam jokes

atomic pelican
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Aaa

coarse mirage
barren tapir
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The new lore, the one that i shared, and that Skeleton pinged Aun'va is solid, and i will die on that rock

atomic pelican
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Oh no dude its rlly bad

final spruce
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I havent seen suicidal drifting Hellhound memes though

coarse mirage
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Remember these Tau just had their first taste of warp

atomic pelican
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Read the psychic awakening thing

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I can find it

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But yeah

coarse mirage
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I've been trying to find that book actually

atomic pelican
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4th sphere tau were fucked up

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Its a web entry

coarse mirage
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They did unprotected warp travel. I reckon that did most of it.

barren tapir
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I read the psychic awakening... I liked it, i admit it could have been developed better, but it is also solid

coarse mirage
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And the Tau seem to be rather vehemently unspiritual, even revolted by religion.

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So I guess their reaction was so extreme as a result

barren tapir
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The thing is tau fans need to understand that their race will change, and stop complaining excessively about their faction being grimderped, which is a reasonable worry, but they bring it to the extreme

atomic pelican
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I suppse guard fans need to stop whining abt LUL 30 years then too

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good lord

barren tapir
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Also there were hint of xenophobic tau even before the 4th sphere

atomic pelican
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Or was it 15

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I dont recall

barren tapir
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You mean about models?

storm jungle
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"We did it aunva, we saved the day!"

atomic pelican
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No abt the ultramar lifespan

atomic pelican
coarse mirage
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What gets me is how the Tau have allowed the humans to have their faith in the Greater Good to begin with

final spruce
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15h

coarse mirage
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It was obviously not good

atomic pelican
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Guard fans will see shitty tau lore and praise it, as they already habe a hateboner for them

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oh 15 hours

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Lul

coarse mirage
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and it's not like the Ethereals didn't know what belief does

barren tapir
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Ah, the 30 years average life expectancy, that is simply ignorant writing

final spruce
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Because if you wanna laugh at old mini complaining then the eldars are in the same bag

atomic pelican
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Yee

storm jungle
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At least eldar just suffer

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and are never OP

final spruce
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Ah you meant the lifespan

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False

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Craftworlds sucks

atomic pelican
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No truth, its new writing and guard fans need to stop complaining about new lore

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😩

storm jungle
final spruce
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Well yeah

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They suck on tabletop

storm jungle
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They literally die in drowes and accomplish nothing, leave them alone

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reeee

atomic pelican
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Rip craftworlds

final spruce
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The only thing they have are bone constructs

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However the funny clowns can die

barren tapir
atomic pelican
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I rlly like wraith lords

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As a model

final spruce
atomic pelican
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Yeah I know

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Im mocking skele for the asinine tau complaint thing

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Not being srs

crisp heath
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ah...

atomic pelican
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Er

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I mean

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Truth

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Not skele

coarse mirage
atomic pelican
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Yep

barren tapir
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While the concept is good, it is badly written

storm jungle
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  • 40k in a nutshell
barren tapir
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They idea of tau having to find explanation to what they saw is an interesting topi, but not well written imo...

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That is also without taking in consideration warp influence, which we know can happen to tau too

vast frigate
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oh i hate 1d4 chan so much

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''According to the Gaunt's Ghosts series the lasgun has an appreciable amount of recoil, which is fucking stupid. The entire point of why a handheld laser weapon is that there would be next to no recoil, because you aren't firing a physical projectile, which makes it easier to use.'';

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The entire idea of a handheld laser weapon is that its a FUCKING HANDHELD LASER WEAPON

cerulean wagon
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lmao

atomic pelican
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Haha laser go pew

vast frigate
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like

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it completely depends on what its powered by you CRETIN

storm jungle
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You should just edit that out

vast frigate
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Hm?

storm jungle
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the 4chan section you posted

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its open to edit iirc

vast frigate
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i mean its 1d4chan

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people are going to see the edit and remove it

barren tapir
vast frigate
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okay so

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as we know, recoil in guns is the force of the chemical reaction

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However, lasguns have so many different pattern, some even require an additional filter in the housing so it can turn nearby gasses into laser acelerant, acting more like the Dune lasgun

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Some lasguns even simulate recoil, this is a togleable option, for regiments that primarily use autoguns

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As we know gasses can enhance a laser's potetional and lasers ionize the air they touch, the gun could be kicked up due to the fact that the laser blasts forward, the air ionizes in the barrel and the vent, which is at the bottom of the barrel break, kicks the heat/gas down

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Now whether this kicks like a mule or only lightly taps, we dont know

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but we do know even lasguns have machine spirits that can act like cunts, and they can cause recoil

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so it doesnt fucking matter, lasguns can have recoil you asswipe

cerulean wagon
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basically it depends on the gun you have, but as with all things 40k a single book mentions it being one way so it always has to be that way now

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see: 15 hours was a specific case wehre the war was so fierce life expectancy was short

odd sparrow
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,,,

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are we having another lasgun recoil debate

cerulean wagon
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but thats now the average applied to all battles because its the first time we had a number put too it

barren tapir
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Nah, not a debate, i asked Elyksis to expand on one of his affirmation

odd sparrow
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so a debate

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heck

barren tapir
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Shouldn't a debate have two parts that try to convince the other that they are wrong?

vast frigate
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nah its fine ratty

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oh btgw

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i love these posts

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im compiling a massive meme btw

storm jungle
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🧠

atomic pelican
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AGHNJ

vast frigate
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i love the meme posts between all the salt man

cerulean wagon
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wait

atomic pelican
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retconning a ogor mawtribe into 40k

rotund siren
broken shell
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"White Scar chick"

atomic pelican
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REALLY good meme

cerulean wagon
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wasnt disconaut someone from here

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i remember him doing that post

rotund siren
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????????????

cerulean wagon
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under a differetn name

atomic pelican
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LUL

storm jungle
atomic pelican
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I hope that legend is here.

rotund siren
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Asian people were created so GW could sell more Space Marines, I guess

barren tapir
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Or the attilans

cerulean wagon
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@scenic bolt idk if you're still alive but we're discussing your post

rotund siren
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whaaat

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damn, you calling someone just to roast them?

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damn

vast frigate
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ive already got like, 18 images in this meme

gaunt vector
vast frigate
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thats not including the text people posted

rotund siren
weak nova
storm jungle
gaunt vector
storm jungle
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because apparently thats the only asian people in 40k

gaunt vector
cerulean wagon
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hes not actually asking for this stuff

rotund siren
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WHAT

cerulean wagon
rotund siren
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NAH

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No

barren tapir
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He is clearly making fun of the braindead on steam forums

rotund siren
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Where is the image

gaunt vector
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blessed is the mind too small to... nevermind this guy is a brainlet

broken shell
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Yeah I suspect it's not serious.... I hope

rotund siren
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fucking

vast frigate
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read it

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cmon

cerulean wagon
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its not, dont worry

vast frigate
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even the devs commented on how perfectly structured the argument replicates the rest of the forum

rotund siren
weak nova
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I need an excedrin

vast frigate
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listen mate i have a cut down the entire length of my calf, its the size of a finger wide

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i need more salt to cover this wound

cerulean wagon
vast frigate
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i could not have posted that at a worse second

cerulean wagon
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lol

barren tapir
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Another really interesting post about tau

open marsh
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I mean. It did change things. The Tau who saw that thing went full "Purge the Xenos! Burn the Witch!"

median sundial
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Everyone has the thought of what would happen if the Emperor came back but recently having the Caretaker's Everywhere at the End of Time on my mind I came up with something of a horror story. Basically he comes back in the same state as he was right before his fight with Horus and takes the charge to clear out the galaxy, and possibly takes it upon himself to clear up the superstition and shit. But over the course of a few years he falls victim to Dementia. One by one over the slow course if time his memories fade away; his sons, his childhood, his victories, everything; and this starts to cause him panic. Losing grip on his psychic powers as well as his memories, he starts to uncontrollably broadcasting his mental state to everyone around him. Every sentient being within his radius abruptly forget their memories and are consumed with confused fear, everything from what god they worship to everyone they know. Eventually this gets to a point that Roboute is forced to put the poor old guy. The Emporer's last moments aren't on a charred battlefield, or in the warp battling the Chaos Gods. Instead he's devastated by emotional stress as he tries to remember who stands in his presence with a psychic barrier around him, a cavalcade of emotions on his face, and a giant sword raised to put him down like a dog.

vast frigate
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Just 1 issue right, that would never happen to the emperor

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its an interesting concept but yeah

median sundial
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Could happen to other psykers though, just at a vastly smaller scale.

cloud kindle
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nah i see it as the throne failing and creating the eye of terra with the emperor becoming the chaos god of order

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then the end time war begins

scenic bolt
cerulean wagon
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haha

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yeah its fine i explained it

open marsh
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and any other list of things that fans theorize but wont happen

cloud kindle
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i do approve of the first

open marsh
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It wont happen. They have been around since 3e and are a popular army. And they serve the purpose of attracting scifi fans who might otherwise ignore 40k (its how I got into 40k)

atomic pelican
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Nah nuclear theyre gonna squat everyone except space marines and ig

storm jungle
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Jokes aside thats true

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its gonna be everyone vs Marines

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Avengers End Game stuff

cloud kindle
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you cant hold against the super primaris

final spruce
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Nah necrons should be a bit more numerous

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Plus they eat space marines at breakfast

vagrant osprey
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There's no Skaven in 40k because GW realized they'd just be more Imperium. Change my mind Smug

open marsh
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looks at in Stryixes

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?

storm jungle
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Nobody literally knows who they are

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so it doesnt really count

open marsh
#

bap

weak fern
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Skaven are not a Hrud version in 40k ?

open marsh
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Stryxis

vagrant osprey
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Stryixes are more like dogs, though. They're also merchants, and not drug addicts.

crisp heath
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Hrud used to just be 40k skaven, but newer lore revamped them.

weak fern
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Thanks Rogue Trader

open marsh
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We also have lizardmen in 40k, if GW would stop being cowards and use them

weak fern
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3 races if im just

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Slaan and Qzekotl and another one

open marsh
storm jungle
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Again

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its not the same thing

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give me sci-fi lizards with solar guns damn it

vagrant osprey
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They keep trying to make WF and 40K distinct, but that kinda doesn't even matter?

weak fern
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Ok boomer

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è_é

vagrant osprey
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I mean, literally who cares about cross-pollenation?

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Even if they're different universes, you can canonically get anywhere through the warp. Even alternate universes.

weak fern
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WH are into the Webway

limpid hedge
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It doesn’t even need to be that complicated

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WF could literally just be a random feudal world

weak fern
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In french version, Magnus see the Old World when he was in the Webway

vagrant osprey
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Through careful analysis, I determined that the most likely place for WF to be set is inside the central nexus of the Webway.

limpid hedge
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Why?

vagrant osprey
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That explains how daemons can be stable without a host, but also banishable.

limpid hedge
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Or

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It’s a random feudal world

weak fern
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No

vagrant osprey
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Then Daemons could not be stable while present.

weak fern
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A random Feudal world with eldars, Slaans Squat ?

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XD

vagrant osprey
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Summoning daemons is easy in WF.

weak fern
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I'm more with Pseudo

vagrant osprey
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I mean, compared to 40k

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Also, the presence of the polar gates, which are described as being guarded by CSM

limpid hedge
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It could happen

weak fern
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So

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Archaon are a CSM ?

vagrant osprey
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Seems that way.

storm jungle
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Archaon is kill?

weak fern
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But if he die in Webway, he cannot be ressurected by Chaos Gods ?

limpid hedge
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Chosen are just beefy marauders

storm jungle
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They. Dont. Take. Place. In. The. Same. Universe.

weak fern
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Shut up SylvAss è_é

storm jungle
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No u

vagrant osprey
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Yes, GW has said that, Dilara.

weak fern
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Counter Uno

vagrant osprey
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But they could have

weak fern
#

And Archaos is not a Chosen

limpid hedge
weak fern
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Is the Omnifion

limpid hedge
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It’s reverse

weak fern
#

Archaos is the Chaos God

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Of Twitter

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With Chaos Corps

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è_é

crisp heath
#

New Cain audiobook!!!

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YES

hallow apex
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Still working my way through this

cerulean wagon
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nice

open marsh
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Am I the only one who noticed/appreciates the detail of the sergeant's lascarbine's sight being designed to look like a mini arched window? Like you would see on a castle or church?

cerulean wagon
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its been mentioned a few times before

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think there was a big twitter hubub

storm jungle
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also one of the levels had arched ground-toilets

vagrant osprey
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Reminder: The Aeon of Strife was worse on almost everybody else than it was on Humanity.

storm jungle
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if that isnt attention idk what is

vagrant osprey
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Except for the Tau, who didn't exist for it, and the Orks, who had TONS of fun fighting random daemons popping into existence.

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So it's kinda fine that humanity is basically fighting its wars with farming tools and construction equipment :V

cerulean wagon
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?

vagrant osprey
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Lasguns were a varmint rifle for homesteaders.

cerulean wagon
crisp heath
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What is the aeon of strife

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Is it the age we are living in rn?

vagrant osprey
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The Imperium has them because they weren't military equipment, so basically every planet could make them.

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The Aeon of Strife is the period of time marked by the fall of humanity through to the end of the Unification Wars.

storm jungle
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And its Age of Strife.

That is when humanity is going full star trek

vagrant osprey
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Right, sorry.

storm jungle
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basically turning into your cliche space federation with awesome tech

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no worries

cerulean wagon
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pseudo what gave u the idea is basically a farm gun

crisp heath
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O word

vagrant osprey
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There are a few things.

cerulean wagon
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okay but

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is this actual lore

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or are you making things up

vagrant osprey
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Extrapolation.

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But the Terminator armor IS construction equipment.

cerulean wagon
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extrapolation from what? memes about it being a flashlight?

vagrant osprey
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No.

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The fact that it was produced everywhere, meaning it had universal demand. That's not something you have for military equipment, since it's a supply chain vulnerability.

cerulean wagon
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it is when you have a galaxy spanning army

vagrant osprey
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Yeah, we can get military surplus, but it's coming out of their supply channel, not a groundswell of it.

cerulean wagon
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you kinda have to supply it in all locations

vagrant osprey
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That's not how logistics works.

green sedge
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No no, he means that its universal availability indicates that it used to not be considered military equipment, which checks out with the fact that actual DAoT military equipment blows it out of the water.

vagrant osprey
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You need to be able to get it to all locations, which is a transportation issue. Once you're transporting, there's a linear cost for distance.

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The fact that it's produced EVERYWHERE means it wasn't worth shipping

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Then there's the logistics of rearming it, which explicitly requires power infrastructure.

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You can charge it in a campfire, sure, but we see that done as a result of people being completely cut off from supplies. You can't really air-drop power.

green sedge
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And fire charging degrades the packs, so it's obviously not the intended method.

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But I think the best support for the idea that it was a civilian issue device is just the fact that stuff like volkite was used for actual military forces, and even light DAoT-based armors basically ignore las-fire as depicted in multiple Heresy books where the whole point was that space marines were needed because lasguns literally couldn't do anything to certain human-descendant enemies.

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Whereas it's excellent against unarmored targets. Like wildlife.

cerulean wagon
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infact logistics wise its better than any known weapon

vagrant osprey
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Or civilians.

cerulean wagon
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its not like making new bullets is easy

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you dont do that in the trenches lmao

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nor do you harvest elements for volkite/plasma munitions

green sedge
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It can be plugged into a select few vehicles, and actually making new bullets is so easy that you can do it in the lines behind the trenches if you have to.

cerulean wagon
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but your not going to want to because thats a supply risk

vagrant osprey
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Would you like a primer on bullet production? It's actually pretty easy to do in the field with simple equipment.

open marsh
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Im late to this convo. Whats going on? I heard something about military logistics.

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Im ex-Army (U.S.) so I can help

green sedge
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Pseudo thinks the lasgun was probably a farm rifle for civilian colonists in the DAoT.

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I'm inclined to agree. DAoT military hardware is leagues above lasguns.

open marsh
vagrant osprey
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Van Saar is explicitly trying to keep their STC secret.

green sedge
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The Van Saar having them actually supports them being civilian issue.

open marsh
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Yes, but they still kit their gangers out with DAoT tech. such as the hardlight shields and hoverboards

open marsh
green sedge
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Other civilian issue kit, is the point. They don't have, say, volkite.

open marsh
vagrant osprey
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Actually, the Van Saar was a colony ship. It probably WAS mostly farming equipment.

green sedge
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That's like claiming that since a pistol is available to civilians, a rocket launcher is too...

open marsh
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From what we have seen. A soldier in a human army in the DAoT wouldnt have been kitted out too differently than one seen in 40k.

green sedge
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No no, they were given an STC, not the templates, but the actual problem solver inventor AI with a copy of the up to date library of inventions, with the idea being that they could create what they needed.

vagrant osprey
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There's still the point that lasguns are only useful against soft targets, which kinda means they weren't intended for fighting military threats.

open marsh
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The STC was given the sum total of human knowledge up to the moment it was created. But they were given the ability to innovate and alter their given blueprints to better suit any enviroment. Because when you are colonizing hundreds/thousands/millions of worlds. Its impossible to pre-make something that will fit all perimeters

open marsh
green sedge
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But I think his point is that the lasgun was issued a a baseline. Not that it wasn't issued to soldiers, but that it was also issued to, like, farmers.

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That DAoT civilians probably had access to them

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He's not saying militaries would never use them

open marsh
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I can see DAoT civilians have access to them. Just like how civilians have access to military rifles IRL

green sedge
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I think this is more like how civilians have access to hunting rifles, but yeah.

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It's ubiquitous, and it's great.

vagrant osprey
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Or how civilians have access to sidearms.

open marsh
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I think the memes around lasguns have skewed too many people's idea of how effective they are in the lore. One reason they are the standard issue in the Imperium is that they are devestatingly effective against most things that the Imperial Guard fights.

green sedge
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Chances are it was the baseline "varmint rifle" a DAoT colony would issue to people.

vagrant osprey
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Yes, because MOST things the Imperial Guard fights are rebelling PDF.

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It dumps enough energy to boil 1L of water into a target with every pull of a trigger.

open marsh
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Do they struggle to bunch through power armour? Yes. Tho even in the DAoT, power armour was pretty rare.

Do they struggle to kill a Space marine? Yes. But Space Marines werent a thing in the DaoT.

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^

storm jungle
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Also important to remember as Medic is saying; imagine that shit getting fired at you by like 5 to 10 guys

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If its just a single dude sure its probably eh in power

open marsh
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I mean. a single shot from a lasgun will usually be more than enough to put you in the ground for good

vagrant osprey
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Err... Power armor doesn't seem to be rare in DAoT.

open marsh
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It really was. I can think of only 2 planets that still had it after the end of the DAoT

green sedge
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Arguable. Sources are mixed there.

vagrant osprey
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After the END of the DAoT? Fair.

green sedge
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Many used technology that made PA a sidegrade.

open marsh
vagrant osprey
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Aren't there lots of STC patterns for powered armor, but the high-grade Ceramite they use is a serious bottleneck?

crisp heath
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I read in the guardsmens handbook that you can charge laspacks on a fire

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not much but some non the less

vagrant osprey
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There's like 5 different STCs just for Terminator armor.

green sedge
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There are STC patterns for armor for humans. There's very little for Astartes because there weren't Astartes.

vagrant osprey
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Also that

open marsh
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And remember, power armour was cruder in the DAoT. Like the armour used by the Knights of Caliban. They were DAoT relics. And they were noted as being inferior in every way to MkII Astartes power armour.

This indicated that power armour was a newer creation towards the end of the DAoT. With Old Night happening before it could really be refined.

The Auritian technocracy had power armour comparible to Astartes power armour, but their STCs were still functional and had been iterating on Power armour designs since the end of the DAoT

vast frigate
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What bothers me about the entire lasgun argument is firing in series still. Yes its hard to take out an armored target, but there are a Lot of lasguns. It adds up over the numbers

green sedge
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But yes Cysaber you can charge them in fire but out degrades the pack

crisp heath
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ye

vast frigate
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It ruins their total charge value

sinful leaf
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STC s were, from what I understand, sent to basically every single colony. Yet only a couple survived intact, so a particular stc being rare doesn't actually tell us much about that much about that thing being common or not.

vagrant osprey
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@vast frigate That's kinda not a valid argument. Give me enough spearmen and I could overrun a modern FOB

open marsh
crisp heath
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yes lasguns pew pew normal humans but enough lasguns on big boi and you will eventually hit weak spot

vast frigate
vast frigate
vagrant osprey
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There's also carapace armor, DAoT hardlight shields, void shields...

storm jungle
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a spear doesnt shoot lasers

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lol

open marsh
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Sure an anti-material rifle could tear right through that truck in 1 shot. Yes the anti-material rifle is absolutely more powerful than an assault rifle. But that does not mean the assault rifle is weak or shouldnt be used by the military

vast frigate
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Exactly

open marsh
vast frigate
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Yeah i getcha

cerulean wagon
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basically

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lasgun stronk

vast frigate
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Still returning to number of soldiers used

vagrant osprey
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Yeah, you can't argue these in scale because corpses are effective weapons in scale.

vast frigate
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What?

green sedge
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We're not arguing that the lasgun is weak. We're arguing that it's actually so effective that it was likely ubiquitous specifically because of how effective it'd be against 98% of what a lone colonist would need them for.

vast frigate
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I know

green sedge
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So ubiquitous that farmers would have them.

cerulean wagon
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just because farmers could have them doesnt stop them being military tech

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which is what pseudo is argueing

open marsh
green sedge
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... no, by definition, it does.

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You are incorrect on your definition of military tech.

cerulean wagon
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does that mean the ar-15 isnt military

open marsh
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The Van Saar are proof enough of that. They have kit equal to, or outright superior to, the Imperial Military.

cerulean wagon
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cause americans can just buy guns

green sedge
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It's not exclusively military, because it has become civilian accessible. Yes. That is what that means.

cerulean wagon
green sedge
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You seem to misunderstand what's being argued.

cerulean wagon
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the argument isnt military exclusive clock

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the argument is hes saying the militay dont use lasguns

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at all

green sedge
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No it isn't.

cerulean wagon
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it literaly was

open marsh
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tl;dr

Lasgun is military gun. Would have been issued to soldiers in the DAoT

Lasgun was also issued to civilians, such as colonists due to its ease of manufacture/easy supply of ammo/ease of use/effectiveness.

vagrant osprey
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I'm not arguing that the military didn'tuse lasguns

vast frigate
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Also dont forget that the common citizen makes more than enough to buy a lasgun (weirdly) and have food left. Of course there are those who arent allowed or cant because opposite but yeah

celest dome
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Like RL Military ? Lasgun aren't possible with todays tech

open marsh
vagrant osprey
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I'm arguing that they were not primarily a military weapon

open marsh
celest dome
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Lasgun is the common gun (Like an Assault Rilfe)

cerulean wagon
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"not intended for military threats"

vast frigate
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The lasgun is literally the basic assault rifle for the federation of planets

open marsh
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^

cerulean wagon
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^

vast frigate
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Its outright seen in several notes the writers made that it was so goddamn common

storm jungle
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All I got from this convo

cerulean wagon
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thx dilara

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i hate it

open marsh
green sedge
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Hahaha

celest dome
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I lonve it

rotund siren
vast frigate
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Sure., the entirety of an army would have had volkite, heavy beamers, dark energy weapons etcetera

rotund siren
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IT'S ARMED!

vast frigate
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No its not

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It can only fold

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Beware the wrestlers grip however....

celest dome
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Autogun are more plentiful/easier to make but the Imperial Guard mainly use Lasgun

storm jungle
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they can fall to chaos

vast frigate
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Other way around, lasguns are easier if you have base materials

celest dome
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Or is Steve that is a Mutant

rotund siren
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I mean, they do also reproduce

green sedge
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I'd argue they're abhuman, yeah.

rotund siren
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so

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yeah

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abhuman

vast frigate
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Honosapiens Nasal Gigantica

storm jungle
sinful leaf
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The lasgun's greatest strength in 40k is definitely its logistical properties. It's far from ideal for dealing with armored foes, but massed fire can still work.

Actual daot humanity had far fewer worries about logistical bottlenecks and technician availability .

visual pumice
rotund siren
celest dome
open marsh
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What people misunderstand of the difference between DAoT tech and Imperium 30k / 40k tech is:

On an individual basis (such as a soldier), the tech is essentially identical. With the variance that a DaoT lasgun with be better made to it has, say, more shots per powerback with no loss in power/range.

DAoT really only is superior in its grander tech. Its ships, their production capabilities (such as STCs). Or prototype gear that was just being developed when Old Night happened (such as the Moment Shackle used by Trajan Valoris. Captain-General of the Custodes, which basically allows him to goo full ZA WARUDO!!!)

green sedge
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Ok. Let me try to frame this the way I think it was intended. Yes, militaries used lasguns. A lot. But they were also likely issued to civilians. Since you will always have way more civilians than troops, it can be argued that it was in fact a more general purpose gun than the strictly military stuff like plasma and such.

vagrant osprey
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Is a 1911 military tech?

green sedge
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I'd argue that it isn't any more.

celest dome
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That's not how Military equipement work

green sedge
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Yes it is though?

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That is exactly how military equipment works.

cerulean wagon
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guns arent miltech guys

celest dome
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If it's used by or was made for the Military, it is defacto Military equipement

open marsh
cerulean wagon
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people can use them

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military just doesnt even have equipment

vagrant osprey
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Do I need to draw a venn diagram?

crisp heath
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What

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Why does it matter

vagrant osprey
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(Civilian weapon(Both)Military weapon)

storm jungle
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Look

green sedge
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Ok, we're into the part of this where we're overstating people's arguments to get ridiculous, Skeleton? Because we can do that, I just thought we were above it.

storm jungle
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If you have hands

crisp heath
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lasgun is both

storm jungle
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you can use a lasgun

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END OF SUBJECT

crisp heath
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Was that all on whether the lasgun was """military""" or not?

green sedge
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Yes.

crisp heath
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emphasis on the """"""

celest dome
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Lasgun is both but still mainly a Military equipement, civi will usually use Autogun (Like in Necromunda)

open marsh
# vagrant osprey (Civilian weapon(Both)Military weapon)

I think you are splitting hairs to an insane degree.

The lasgun was primarily a military rifle, but it was also commonly used as a civilian weapon (if the local laws allowed for civilians to have a weapon). But as such its still a military weapon.

Yes they were used by both. But it is still in the class of "military" weapon as it was the (and still is) the standard issue for the soldiery.