#40k-lore-chat

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rancid verge
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Nevermind, just looked it up, they are definitely AI created around Age of Strife

barren tapir
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And interesting read... That is clearly AI, and that remind me of the AI that learned from twitter and became extremely rude

barren tapir
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Since machine spirits don't exist it is an AI

rancid verge
barren tapir
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Machine spirit is just a fancy name the mechanicus invented to cope with their animism

barren tapir
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Many people confuse the age of strife and the age of tech... Not that having a grip on the lore is easy... It is quite hard

coarse mirage
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Titans seem to have echoes of former princeps in them and such

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Ghosts in the machine

placid plank
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I’m fairly certain that one major difference between Machine Spirits and AI is the Machine Spirits actually have a Warp presence, put simply, Machine Spirits have a sort of “soul” and AI don’t.

coarse mirage
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That's the impression I've had too

placid plank
storm jungle
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man this is fucking deep

coarse mirage
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Though both machine spirits and AI can be corrupted by the Warp

storm jungle
barren tapir
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Yeah, that is an interesting thing, since in one source they say that it was something made by the mechanicus to make sure that with due time the suits will infulence the pilot, other sources say that it was something made during the age of tech to make those pilots develop feudal societies

placid plank
coarse mirage
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I've always had the impression that advanced tech does have machine spirits, nothing akin to AI or the like.

barren tapir
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Also some sources say that titan were created during the age of strife on mars, others say they were old machines of war during the age of tech

cerulean wagon
coarse mirage
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Watch Ghost in the Shell!

barren tapir
storm jungle
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Im pretty sure its just whatever the author wants them to be

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you got your own theory own them? Go for it

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that kinda deal

barren tapir
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That can be sadly true

coarse mirage
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BUt then it would mean they simply don't understand that they have AI or something similar, lesser technological devices that aren't quite AI, witout knowing they do even though AI are deemed heretical

placid plank
storm jungle
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Yeah basically

barren tapir
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For too much time GW didn't cared about their setting, they should start now, a coherent setting sells more than an incoherent one

coarse mirage
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I think it's just poorly defined :p

storm jungle
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you're both right

coarse mirage
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It could be both things!

placid plank
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Like, in one of those Baneblade tank crew focused books, there was a Shadowsword with PTSD.

cerulean wagon
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tbf

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dont blame em

coarse mirage
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Aaw

cerulean wagon
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shadowswords a rough job

coarse mirage
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Get the Shadowblade a dog

barren tapir
coarse mirage
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There's something below AI but I forget what it's called

barren tapir
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Automated responses

coarse mirage
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A CPU might be apt

barren tapir
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A CPU is just hardware

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Which in the imperium can be done with biological stuff aka servitors and their brains

coarse mirage
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Depends on how the CPU is made and programmed

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ANd what it contains

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A sufficiently advanced computer could border on AI capacity without being one, I suppose.

storm jungle
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I hate these charts

coarse mirage
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Different approaches

storm jungle
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it makes my wallnut sized brain confused

coarse mirage
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OH ignore the thumbnail

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It's the list of different approaches to simulated thought

barren tapir
rancid verge
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Ok, reading about Men of Iron and the Men of Stone got mentioned. I remember reading in, I think, the First Gaunt's Ghosts book that Gaunt actually stumbled across a working production plant for the Men of Stone. Did we ever get more info about them other then the fact that were killer robots?

storm jungle
rancid verge
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It appears the Men of Iron took control of them and repurposed all of them for combat against humanity but that's about all I can find.

barren tapir
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The men of iron were robots, but with AI... Like the geth from mass effect

rancid verge
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Stupid unromancable Legion....

barren tapir
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Info about them is scarce and definitely not enough to say exactly what they were and what they wanted

barren tapir
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What we know is that some of them survived, and an example of that is the one that explore the blackstone fortress

rancid verge
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Yea, UR-025. Pretending to be part of a Mars expedition

placid plank
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Personal crack headcanon is that the MoI revolt was caused by a pissed-off construction bot with the designation BND-3R

barren tapir
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The interesting thing is that they don't have souls, but unlike blanks, they don't push away the warp

placid plank
coarse mirage
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I think it has to do with a biological being not having a soul that makes them somehow abominable

barren tapir
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Probably, but if i make a machine of blackstone, which i think isn't really stone then it may work the same as a blank do...

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And mine was more about the fact that machines don't have a soul, even if the mechanicus think they do

coarse mirage
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Yeah blackstone can be tuned to be other stuff

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Either warp reppelant or receptive

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But does them thinking they do, make it so? Hmmmmm!

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DAZ GUD TINKIN DAT

barren tapir
coarse mirage
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Which is why larger constructs may have greater machine spirits, because they inspire greater faith from the Mechanicus

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I think it was mostly created in the lore because in real life, mechanics and people who work with machines often talk about their machines having personalities, quirks and so on.

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They thought it was a fun idea and made it lore

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A tank firing as fast as it can to destroy its targets will heat up, seem agitated and furious in the process. That kinda thing.

rancid verge
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Welp, thanks to my work day being slow due to all the snow, got to go on a deep dive of 40k lore, started with the Men of Iron and somehow wound up all the way over to the War of the False Primarch, hahahahahahahahaha

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Day well spent, my boss disagrees for some reason.

barren tapir
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Hook him up too with warhammer then

rancid verge
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No, knowing him, he would like the Tau. I can't be in the office with such a person.

rancid verge
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So, anybody more up to date then me cause I know shit changes all the time, please correct me. Loyal Primarch fates as I know them. Dorn, had his hand recovered from aftermath of battle near Cadia, presumed dead by the Imperium and MIA by the Fists and their successors. Vulkan, last seen fighting a Warboss Ork near a reactor that blew up, Salamanders hold true to a prophecy that states when then find 13 of his lost possessions, he will return to them (I think they have 7 of them). Corvus, killing shit in The Warp. Russ, imprisoned in The Warp (I'm assuming Magnus throws things at him, missing a lot due to poor depth perception). Lion, asleep. Khan, believed to be in Commoragh or the Webway somewhere, possibly imprisoned. Gulliman, back in action baby. Ferrus, head chopped off, cloned ad nauseum by Fabius on Fulgrim's orders cause Snakeman feels guilty. Sanguinius, super dead, passes time by torturing Dante. Alpharius (Omegon?), who the fuck knows if they are even loyal, I thought I did, turns out I was Alpharius.

primal tide
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Alpharius was killed by dorn

plush mason
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also Alpharius- or was i?

rancid verge
placid plank
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Everyone knows Dorn is puttering about the Imperial Palace in a suit of Centurion armor.

rancid verge
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Brother, why is that Brother so much larger and constantly mumbling, "back in my day"?

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Oh, it's Dorn, leave him be, he's still pissed he lost his favorite pointing-at-things-hand

barren tapir
plush mason
barren tapir
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Oh, true... He must keep the covert identity

plush mason
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yes

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and it kills him that he cant build new forts on terra

crisp heath
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Fortifying Position

barren tapir
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WH40K lore reddit is an interesting place, one where someone think that the mechanicus were present even before the age of strife (it was not)... But it is also a place where you can find interesting excerpt... Like this one:

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They located the girl a few minutes later. The Sister Superior Iolanth, pale-faced with blood loss, sat next to her. The girl’s body was ruined by whatever had a hold of her, but it breathed. Her chest rose and fell very slowly. Death was coming for her. Her eyes had burned away. Her lips were scorched back around her teeth. Nothing mortal could contain that much power for long. She was out of place on the battlefield, but otherwise looked like the uncountable innocent dead Guilliman had seen on worlds the length and breadth of the Imperium. He knelt by her, and took her tiny hand in his massive gauntlet.

‘Leave me,’ said Guilliman.

Colquan turned away, motioning his men to stand back.

‘She lives?’ Guilliman asked the Battle Sister.

‘For now,’ answered Iolanth.

‘How did she come here?’

‘I brought her,’ said Iolanth.

‘My orders were that she remain in Tyros.’

‘Sometimes the Emperor dictates unpalatable actions be taken.’

‘And now she will die,’ said Guilliman.

‘You care for her death?’

‘You do not?’

‘Are you not concerned she might be an enemy trick or a dangerous psyker now, my lord?’ Iolanth was bitter, past caring about punishment.

‘All I see is a dying girl,’ Guilliman said. ‘Whatever she is, or was, she was in the first instance a child of Terra.’ He looked skywards at Galatan’s underside filling the sky. Lights shone where fighter craft duelled one another, dodging, weaving, firing, exploding, in frantic dogfights. They were utterly insignificant next to the star fortress’ mass. ‘In a few moments, we will either be victorious or obliterated,’ he said. ‘Tell me, Sister, do you think this is the best mankind can hope for? Do you believe we can ever survive and know peace?’
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Iolanth was surprised at his question.

He looked at her earnestly.

‘I have faith, my lord.’

‘Faith?’

‘Yes, my lord. Faith in your father.’

Guilliman nodded. ‘Sometimes, I wish I had faith.’

The girl groaned, and turned her eyeless face towards him.

‘Are you the Emperor made flesh again?’ the girl asked in a quiet, quiet voice. Her wounds seemed worse now she was conscious. The words were mangled, barely comprehensible.

‘I am not He,’ said Guilliman. ‘He made me. I am His creation. I am His son, the thirteenth and only primarch, Roboute Guilliman of Ultramar.’

‘You look like Him,’ she said, though she was blind. She sighed, a smile spread over her face. ‘I have seen such wondrous things.’

‘Who are you?’ Guilliman asked. ‘Magnus?’ He hesitated. ‘Father?’

Her head lolled. A last breath sighed from her mouth.

‘Who are you?’ he demanded.

The girl could no longer answer.

Iolanth shuffled closer to him, her hand pressed against her injured side. ‘Take heart,’ she said. ‘Those who die in the Emperor’s grace are not lost, but shelter within His light in the everlasting empyrean. Oh, my lord, it is beautiful.’ She moved a strand of hair from the dead girl’s face and smiled a bloody smile. ‘The Emperor protects,’ Iolanth said. ‘Never forget that the Emperor protects.’

Guilliman looked at the girl’s mutilated body. ‘I can never believe that,’ he said.
  • Plague War
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And this is the best part

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Iolanth is executed for this shortly afterward. Kaylia, the girl, is later confirmed to be a Living Saint. And as of Gate of Bones, Guilliman is confirmed to be correct–the Emperor does not protect the souls of his faithful.

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Hell yeah! Execute all SoB!!

storm jungle
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The nuns are a toxic bunch

gaunt vector
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who confirms that the emperor does not protect?

barren tapir
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I think it is because chaos use those souls to power up a cannon, so if they are protected by big e that shouldn't happen, but it does so no protection... This is my hypothesis anyway

storm jungle
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Damn it blank

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i thought it was canon for a second!

barren tapir
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It could be! That is just me connecting all the dots

gaunt vector
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Well if they need the souls to power up a cannon then that would imply direct attention from deamonic, sourcerous or even direct attention from the Gods themselves.

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We can't expect the Emperor to do all the work but I think it is safe to say that if the Big E can save a soul, he will

coarse mirage
gaunt vector
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It does make sense for the Emperor to be capable of and in the practice of saving souls. After 10,000 years of an entire galaxy gifting him a little package of willpower with every prayer and a big package of willpower with every soul directly put into the Golden Throne the Big E appears to be the most powerful "God" in the warp. Saving souls denies them as fuel to his enemy and the area directly locaised around Terra and the Golden Throne is probably the Emperor's equivalent of a specific chaos god's realm, with the Imperial Palace in both real and warpspace being the Imperial version of something like the Brass citadel. It would make sense for the Emperor to congregate loyal souls there, likely under the protection of the Legion of the Damned as an army of "Imperial counterdeamons."

wary sky
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I'm still wondering what'll happen when the golden throne finally breaks. Will he ascend to godhood? Will his soul just explode? Interesting results either way.

storm jungle
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Ascend to godhood

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Terra will get krumped when the throne goes off

odd sparrow
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just fucking explodes

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big e says YEET

barren tapir
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He will probably die, then get reborn because he is a perpetual, the astronomican will go silent and panic will sweep on the imperium, then he just go out of the palace and say "well... shit!"... Then procede to say "say that mega church over there? I don't want to!" and so the ecclesiarchy get purged by terra

rancid verge
gaunt vector
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that doesn't seem to make sense, that volume would end up feeding chaos. He would need to save them,

rancid verge
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Most souls are just cannon fodder something demons can have fun with but not much else.

barren tapir
cerulean wagon
rancid verge
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The Emperor just wants you to die for him, he never promised what happens after that is pleasant, hahahahahahahahaha

cerulean wagon
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i cant imagine containing war storms is easy

rancid verge
cerulean wagon
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especially when everything he does is contested by being more potent and far older than he

odd sparrow
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big e has as much power as the plot demands

barren tapir
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Though i would like to know the passage where guillman is confirmed that the emperor don't protect the souls of who worship him... It also make sense, he don't want to be worshipped so now eat warp

barren tapir
tired umbra
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The fuck even happens to the THOUSAND souls he gets fed everyday?

barren tapir
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Probably consumed like fuel

odd sparrow
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guess they just fuel the whatever-the-fuck the golden throne is yea

barren tapir
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Erased if you prefer

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The golden throne isn't even what they are fed to, it is the astronomican

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But they pass by the throne yes

final spruce
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I mean this is weird

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Because I definitly remember psykers being soulbound to the Emperor

barren tapir
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That is part of them being sanctioned psykers iirc

gaunt vector
cerulean wagon
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okay but there are 4 main ones and one of him

barren tapir
final spruce
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Yeah

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While they said you can still travel there is the issue that all psykers on the other side lost their wifi connection to the Emperor

gaunt vector
barren tapir
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So, let me make a short summary of the situation of big e:
He isn't a god
He isn't protecting you
Your miracles are more probably you using psychic powers akin to the waaagh energy

barren tapir
rancid verge
barren tapir
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Which is in m24-25 iirc

gaunt vector
barren tapir
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While middle m2 was middle age on terra

barren tapir
gaunt vector
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other than giving the custodes something to break the monotony and providing Guilliman with a chance to reform the high lords Khorne still did not achieve anything

barren tapir
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I really cannot pinpoint why there is so much disinformation around these days... Probably some new video from self made lore tubers

barren tapir
gaunt vector
barren tapir
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During the heresy terra was being fortified, during the age of strife terra was a hellhole

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After the heresy terra was massively fortified, then it was made sure that all near system were fortified... That was to made terra extremely defended

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And many people thought that until the great rift

gaunt vector
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terra is still a planet. no one is under the illusion that planets are indestructable

rancid verge
barren tapir
barren tapir
rancid verge
tired umbra
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Yeah that was kind of an unexpected move from Abaddon

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Pulled a fast one he did

rancid verge
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Abbadon used 'fuck you, Blackstone Fortress!'

It was super effective

barren tapir
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No one saw that coming... Not even him, and this is canon

tired umbra
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Abaddon proving once more that the Ork tactic of "Just throw heavy stuff at 'em" works.

barren tapir
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Since he was lol, i'm gonna kill those weakling in the caverns, then he was wait... I'm being outplayed, nyyaaaa... Blackstone fortress go down

tired umbra
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It was kind of a tossing the toys out of the pram move yeah. But you can't really deny that it fucking worked.

gaunt vector
barren tapir
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That is more semantic now

rancid verge
gaunt vector
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well its true. noone expected cadia to get hit with a blackstone banhammer but everyone knew that destroyin the planet was at least theoretically possible

rancid verge
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The only god in 40k that will welcome all it's childrens's souls is Slaanesh. Nice, totally not naughty, Slaanesh.

gaunt vector
rancid verge
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slides away on 5 phallic-shaped legs

wispy vector
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Hmm, humans are not supposed to look like that, right?

rancid verge
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shrugs 3 shoulders

gaunt vector
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fires one boltgun

rancid verge
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moans

odd sparrow
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stop.

final spruce
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Easy way to get beaned

barren tapir
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FFS i leave for some minutes, ok maybe a bit more, and the channel go to the warp

final spruce
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That's how blanks work

rancid verge
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Not my fault, Tzeentch tricked me.

gaunt vector
crisp heath
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someone called me?

rancid verge
gaunt vector
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idk what that is but it sounded heretical

crisp heath
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red said the thing so i'm gonna do the other thing before they turn into that thing... thanks.

rancid verge
gaunt vector
rancid verge
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We have your favorite food just outside!

gaunt vector
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I can see that. Hold still while I load the battle cannon

placid plank
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Right, this is getting stupid.

plush mason
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lol

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i mean smacking the button with your face is a perfectly reasonable thing t do

rancid verge
gaunt vector
rancid verge
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Re-reading about reuniting the Primarchs with their Legions, never struck me before how similar in situation Fulgrim and Magnus were. That situation being that they come to find their Legion were much smaller in numbers than the others and that their sons were suffering from a flaw that threatened to wipe them out. Yet this didn't bond them to each other at all, in fact, they had one of the worse Primarch relationships I've read about.

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Ah well, Fulgrim had Ferrus. Even today, he still has him! That's a bond right there!

open marsh
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I dont think Fulgrim and Magnus interacted much

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Plus their mutual egos probably wouldnt get along well

rancid verge
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The few times I've read of them interacting or even talking about each other don't show them viewing each other in a very positive light

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To be fair, other than Sanguinius, the vast majority of that group didn't have many positives to say about the others unless in public.

open marsh
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I think the only two that Magnus got along with were Lorgar and Perturabo

rancid verge
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He got along ok with Khan. Wouldn't say they were friendly, but were at least respectful

open marsh
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Well Khan was respectful to everyone unless they disrespected him first

gaunt vector
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I just watched Wolf Lord Rho's video on that conversation XD

rancid verge
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Hahahahahahahahaha

storm jungle
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Its good.

fringe hawk
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Man i want to start reading Warhammer books (either 40k, AoS or Fantasy) and would like a good starting point, any suggestion?

atomic pelican
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humble bundle ha sa good bundle rn

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with AoS and 40k books

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It has Ghoulslayer which is great

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+Apparently the first 3 HH books r rlly good

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Plague Garden and Ghoulslayer ar eboth pretty good AoS books

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I'm reading Ghoulslayer rn and Gotrek is really funny

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Honestly Gotrek's series is probably a really good choice for both WHF and for AoS

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He and his goons are a really good group

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Other than that, Soul Wars is probably one of the best things put out by BL, and the best AoS book as well

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Josh Reynolds is Greato

rancid verge
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I'm too bias towards William King to recommend a good starting point in 40k, hahahahahahahahaha. Much as I love his works, his Space Wolf series is about as non-canon as you can get these days. I can recommend Ciaphas Cain and Gaunt's Ghosts as starting points. Ghosts is definitely more towards standard 40k novels, dark moral choices and gritty battle scenes. Ciaphas is much more laid back and tongue-in-cheek but has him having adventures against and with a large variety of races and groups from all over 40k @fringe hawk. For Warhammer Fantasy, just like Proud Jeanstealer suggested, you can't go wrong with Gotrek and Felix.

atomic pelican
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For sure. Gotrek is greato

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One of my faves

rancid verge
# atomic pelican One of my faves

Top moment for me is still in their first book when Gotrek takes a stone to the head and appears dazed and then proceeds to kill 30 beastmen while not actually aware of his surroundings. Then, upon meeting the survivors of said group of beastmen, they tell him and Felix to fuck off cause no way are any of them getting within 50 feet of that fucking monster of a dwarf, hahahahahahahahaha

summer niche
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Can also say if you get tired of ciphias cain it's very fine to stop

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You don't need to read all his books

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Cause they're all pretty much the same

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They are very entertaining though

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I can recommend eisenhorn if you wanna follow an inqusitor

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Also a lot of this stuff exists as audiobooks and audiodramas

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Can very much recommend

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I think almost the whole horus heresy can be listened to

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Absolutely dope for all the transportation one does in life

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Path of the eldar is a very fun intro into eldar life, very cool

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Personally for where to start, start with something you find interesting, you can pretty much jump in everywhere, even most of the horus heresy books stand on their own pretty well

languid kiln
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Sorry does anyone know where can i find these art or the artist of this picture ?

dull flame
languid kiln
# dull flame

Noice noice noice, do you know who is the artist ?

dull flame
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Sadly no. 😦

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I just got a ton of random 40k stuff saved. 😛

fringe hawk
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Found the book where the Orkz allied with Imperial Guard, book is The enemy of my enemy by Nate Crowley

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Glancing at the staff sergeant, with her face riven by shrapnel from a xenos grenade and her prosthetic arm gleaming, he saw someone with every reason to put a blade in the creature across from her. And yet, despite all the cursing, she was wearing the same fierce, weights-room grin as she might in human company. That was the astonishing thing about infantry, he mused, as the pair of bruisers set into another exchange of insults. No matter what world – or species – they came from, if you gave them a shared enemy and a way to cheat each other out of smokes, soon enough they’d end up willing to die for each other.

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On the xenos side especially, there was simply no grudge – while they viewed their new comrades with a mixture of amusement and contempt, they had regarded the war as fantastic sport, and had no scores to settle.

For the more bitter human troopers, this was perplexing – it was hard to hate an enemy that didn’t hate you back, after all. And when it became apparent how recklessly enthusiastic the xenos were to die for the cause, they had been stumped altogether. Nestor would have called the aliens’ attitude suicidal, if it wasn’t so carefree: as far as they were concerned, a violent death was just the ultimate culmination of good living, a mindset that the soldiers of the Astra Militarum could only regard with awe. When a platoon of Taktikus’ self-styled ‘kommandos’ had lured an advancing swarm into an abandoned smelting plant and then overloaded its reactor, creating a fireball six miles across, the hives had shaken with human cheering.

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It was then that Nestor noticed Taktikus playing with the war map. The ork commander – which had awarded itself several more bottlecap medals since the start of the defence – was pushing a model tank around the Dunrust Salient with a sinewy claw, making contemplative engine noises as it went. Nestor sighed.

‘Taktikus, that’s the Nineteenth Cambrian Heavies, and they belong in sector six – could you please put them back?’

cerulean wagon
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ciaphas has a fair few footnotes to explain stuff as well as some humour, eisenhorn is just a good space detective series

storm jungle
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For the artist though I'm not entirely sure if any reference is given.

dull flame
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The teaser for VRAKS, an episodic fan project about the Siege of Vraks, a 17 year-long Imperial campaign to retake the armoury world of Vraks controlled by heretic and Chaos forces. Seen from the 88th Siege Army's perspective, VRAKS will show key events that happened during this devastative conflict.
Stay tuned for the first episode!

The video ...

▶ Play video
cerulean wagon
vast frigate
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sadly its vraks

cerulean wagon
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and its so dark my colourblind ass cant see shit

vast frigate
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oof

final spruce
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Wasn't it already posted ?

cerulean wagon
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yes

dull flame
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If it was I sure as heck didn't see it 😄

barren tapir
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It was posted by Eisenfaust, but not in this channel

summer niche
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yeah i can't see anything in it either lol

peak hamlet
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I think thats kinda the point

vast frigate
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I love the story of Rylanor still

dull flame
gaunt vector
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if we walk into that in game im just walking back out again. I'll take my chances with the commisar

dull flame
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"Eff that. I'm out"

gaunt vector
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precisely XD

open marsh
frosty tulip
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Rylanor deserved better

vast frigate
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I just love how Rylanor's story ends in the likes of the Poet and the Fart

open marsh
vast frigate
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YEEE

coarse mirage
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Iron within, blood on the outside

dull flame
final spruce
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That guard reached melee

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And the bayonnet is on

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I'm sorry tau lovers

dull flame
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Remember that scene where the hobbits hide from the Nazgul? Here's the grimdark version of that.

coarse mirage
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It would know they’re there

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You don’t hide from a lictor

fallen bloom
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I've been thinking (usually a bad thing resulting in heresy I know but stick with me) if we took what we know what the various primarchs look like and use facial analysis software, we can approximate what the Emperor looks like.

reef vale
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or it could end up as this being your emperor

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the ogryn were the chosen children all along

barren tapir
# coarse mirage You don’t hide from a lictor

Unless you are a catachan, then you hide from lictor... And this is not a joke... Catachans managed to play hide and seek with lictors on many occasions... Without even talking about marbo, who hunt them for sport

placid plank
# dull flame

Wait a minute...that’s the guy who made that DS/40K crossover art!

dapper pawn
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Damn angrons lore is kinda sad

gaunt vector
frosty tulip
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^

tired umbra
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Angron is 100% a tragic character.

crisp heath
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i have a question about geneseed

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is it not technically possible to create infinite progenoid glands?

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i get you have to wait for it to develop in the body, but if a progenoid gland can create 2 more progenoid glands

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does that technically mean that geneseed is infinitely replaceable barring the 5-10 year time frame for it to develop in an astartes' body?

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or am i missing something?

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5% gets taken out for storing and testing

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also many astartes die without the possibility of progenoid retrieval

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aight, makes sense

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thanks!

final spruce
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But thankfully

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The Mechanicus are capable of farming the geneseed

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It's not very ethic since the person is doomed to die and barely lives but it allows for "rapid" creation of geneseed

crisp heath
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yes, very brutally. by cloning recruit replacements in whom they rapidly place the geneseed merely to kill them after harvesting the progenoids

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or during

final spruce
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You can always count on the Admech for an efficient solution to your problems

crisp heath
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the whole deal of being a space marine is like pretty gross lol

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i fucking love the mechanicus

final spruce
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I hope you like being opened every year for a new implant

crisp heath
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they may not be ethical but DAMN

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if you're in vacuum you will fucking excrete a thick layer of mucus to slime yourself up like a carp. you'll live, but like. gross lol

final spruce
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I mean what is ethical in 40k ?

crisp heath
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fair point

final spruce
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Yup just like the mudfish

crisp heath
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and you can technically eat and digest that sock behind the bunk... but i wouldn't do it...

rotund siren
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what the fuck

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what is this?

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what have I come back to?

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I have no idea how this convo lead to this

crisp heath
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oh nah i was just curious about something, unrelated to what you were talking about

final spruce
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Which is more than fine

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The conv was dead anyway

plush mason
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commissar moth

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you are wanted for questioning in regards to the dissapperiance of the lord governer's cloak

vagrant osprey
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The problem with farming geneseed is that it leads to geneseed defects for some reason.

prime kernel
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And probably also cause chaos magic

vagrant osprey
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Worse, the geneseed failure rate is much higher, and when geneseed fails to take it's destroyed.

prime kernel
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and no one knows how to make more of it.

vagrant osprey
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Except the Alpha Legion and Cawl.

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The failure rates they quote are literally all over the place, and vary by chapter/legion

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There's at least one mention of Salamanders having a 95% failure rate, which can't be correct as it makes them existing literally impossible.

prime kernel
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i mean arent the space marines slowly being replaced by primaris marines?

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even though no one wants to talk about that

vagrant osprey
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Who knows?

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Primaris were made with traitor geneseed, so even though they have a 0% failure rate something is going to go wrong.

prime kernel
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every space marine is bound to go wrong

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considering geneseed has some link to the choas gods.

vagrant osprey
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Not the chaos gods, but there's definitely some warpy shit there.

coarse mirage
prime kernel
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@coarse mirage Either it was warp fuckery or chaos god fuckery

coarse mirage
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According to?

prime kernel
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i have absolutley no idea im just remembering it from the top of my head.

coarse mirage
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Gene seed is advanced gene editing.

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Yeah I think you're quite incorrect.

prime kernel
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if you have another point of view please do share.

coarse mirage
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Difficult to disprove somethign unproven.

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No bad attitude intended.

barren tapir
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The geneseed used for the primarchs come from the two most powerful perpetual, the emperor and Erda, of course with some gene editing made by the emperor... I must also say that the think there is also some warp influence is kinda widespread, and i think it came from a phrase that said that the emperor exited the portal on molech with new knowledge that would use to make the primarch

prime kernel
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so thats where it came from

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also who is erda ?

barren tapir
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And since it is believed that the emperor made a pact with the chaos entities there many people made up that theory

coarse mirage
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I was told in here that the notion that the Emperor somehow made a bargain with the Chaos Gods was said BY the Chaos Gods to Horus. Which makes it unreliable.

barren tapir
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And of one unique legionnaire

prime kernel
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oh

coarse mirage
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Perpetuals are immortals

prime kernel
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Then where she at now ?

coarse mirage
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Wasn't she the lady named Astarte?

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Or something odd like that

barren tapir
barren tapir
storm jungle
prime kernel
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aah

storm jungle
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she popped up out of NOWHERE in the last horus heresy book

barren tapir
storm jungle
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as in a fashion of "hey guys im a new character!"

prime kernel
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aah

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neat

storm jungle
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i highly suggest giving her 4chan page a read, its quite... enlightening

barren tapir
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Erda is the cause of the warp rift that sent away the primarchs, she created that rift

coarse mirage
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Oh?

prime kernel
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Its still kinda weird though that after the horus heresey all the loyal primarchs just fucked off.

storm jungle
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yeah its weird af

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its all just to get them out the way to make sure the imperium goes to shit basically

prime kernel
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alteast the blueberry is back

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and he is the most usefull right now.

barren tapir
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But returning on the main topic, there is no actual fact that show the primarchs genes to be warp influenced, or connected to the warp

prime kernel
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so like the warp itself its vague ?

barren tapir
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As it is now yes

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I think it is that way because GW still hasn't come up with a reasonable way... Which i think will never happen anyway

storm jungle
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Yeah from a writer's perspective its way more easier to say "i dunno it just has weird stuff in it"

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allows them more freedom in general

prime kernel
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yeah thats fair

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i do think that GW focuses a bit too much on the space marines though

barren tapir
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It is also a difficult topic to develop

prime kernel
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would be nice to have some focus on the guard

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  • cough Krieg *cough
storm jungle
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Actually when was the last time Krieg got some lore lol

prime kernel
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that time they fought some necrons

storm jungle
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what are they even doing at the moment i wonder

prime kernel
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and fucking won

storm jungle
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oh man you had me worried for a moment, i thought you were gonna mention Dead Men Walking

prime kernel
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eat your heart out blueberries !

barren tapir
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Saying they won isn't really correct, if you are referring to the orphean war

prime kernel
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yes you are correct

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but also

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hush

vernal belfry
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They wut ?

barren tapir
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They for sure managed something that would have been difficult to do even for the astartes

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But they also all died

prime kernel
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thats a win in their mind

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mabey not in general but for a kriegsmen thats a win.

barren tapir
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Krieg don't want to die, they accept it as their duty, but they aren't suicidal

storm jungle
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You mean to tell me they arent braindead and clear minefields by walking on them?

prime kernel
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suicidal no. dying in glorious sacrifice to the empror.

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yes

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But yeah the orphean war was the last time anyone wrote about them.

storm jungle
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jesus

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poor guys

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the last guard codex didnt mention them at all?

atomic pelican
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Forgeworld army problems

prime kernel
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basicly

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when was the last time anyone wrote about tallaran.

atomic pelican
#

Legions of Azgorh the same way in AoS

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Theyre like, completely forgotten abt

prime kernel
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Sure the catachan vietnam jungle fighters get written about all the time

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yet no one cares about krieg for some reason

storm jungle
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Catachan is trash tbh

prime kernel
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it is

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atleast tanith is interesting same with krieg

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Catachan are just an entire planet of eighties action figures.

barren tapir
storm jungle
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Wait they're all dead!?

barren tapir
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In the 42 millenium there is no tanith

atomic pelican
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Atleast they accomplished the zenith of guard's duty

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To die in droves

storm jungle
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LOL

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HEY

barren tapir
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The last one i read about them were when trazyin released some of them in the caves on cadia

prime kernel
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@barren tapir tanith has the best music

storm jungle
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And all of those pokeballs got murdered by abbadon too

barren tapir
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Also remember that krieg is really recent as regiment tradition

prime kernel
storm jungle
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Yeah im sure krieg will get something sooner or later

prime kernel
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Krieg is really young but the administratum absolutley loves them.

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Theirs a reason they allowed them to have veta wombs.

barren tapir
prime kernel
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as far as im concerned its tanith music. Atleast in my headcannon anyway

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Elysian jump troopers also need some love

barren tapir
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Then take this for tanith

prime kernel
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amen !

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im reading the books bte

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so no spoilers

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please

barren tapir
prime kernel
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no idea

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would be cool if they got a tv show

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considering the drama they go through like holy shit.

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Like that one time with a fucking STC

vagrant osprey
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Wasn't it just a working STC fragment for a... Titan, was it?

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Nope, Men of Iron

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Chaos-corrupted fragment.

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GW really needs to sort this terminology the fuck out.

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A blueprint? STC. A facility that makes one specific thing? An STC. A device that tells you how to make a thing? An STC? A fully sentient AI capable of coming up with and flash-generating an item to solve any problem up to and including creating a kugelblitz canon followed by a device to reset the timeline so that their target of said kugelblitz doesn't miss? An STC.

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Finding "An STC" could mean anything from a chalkboard with a wire diagram to a machine intelligence capable of waging war on the Imperium.

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So there's nothing STANDARD about Standard Template Constructs

primal tide
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I always assumed the 'standard' label applied to the item(s) being documented (template), not the form that the documentation takes (construct)

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<Standard template> construct

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Kind of like how you can have different kinds of technical documentation for a 1/4-20 bolt, even 3d print one, and at the end of the day they'll all fit the same tapped hole (if made correctly)

plush mason
primal tide
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In my example, a technomage might look at:
a data slate
a 3d printer
a docu-binder
and they would label all of these items as constructs, which describe the same standard template: in this case a 1/4-20 bolt

vagrant osprey
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They don't differentiate between "Device to make", "Instructions to make", or "Developer"

plush mason
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when the magos fused with the AI hidden in the ark mechanicus and the ship entered god mode and fired black holes at an eldar craft only to have the shot be dodged so it altered time so it would hit

primal tide
plush mason
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and afaik the term STC has been used to avoid having usefull/powerfull tech get destoried for it being a "tech-heresy"

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as well as a way fro some magos' to avoid being excommunicated as hereteks when they end up inventing something

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so part of the confussion is intended

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a lot of things are called STCs that arent actualy STCs

primal tide
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Next you'll tell me it's the same with machine spirits

plush mason
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it is

primal tide
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I know, a joke was made

plush mason
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oof

vagrant osprey
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A high school physics textbook would be called an STC library because it contains drawings of 'weaponizable' balls on strings.

plush mason
primal tide
vagrant osprey
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There's no template, though :V

primal tide
plush mason
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the entirty of the cult mechanicus is awash in foolish superstition and hepocrocy

green sedge
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Ok yeah so they're calling the shards STCs, when technically the STC is the thing that makes the templates. A Standard Template Constructor.

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It makes templates.

plush mason
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they are one of the main reason why humanity's technology as stagnated and declind

green sedge
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No, fifteen thousand years of war and ruin are the main reason technology has declined. The cult mechanicus is only really guilty of the stagnation.

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Cawl aside.

vagrant osprey
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The mechanicus are the primary reason technology has only stagnated

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And I don't blame them for being full of superstition. They're responsible for maintaining machines where they have literally no comprehension of the basic principles.

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They have records on how to do things, so they do EXACTLY those things EXACTLY as described.

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And when one of them figures something out, EVERY step in the process is recorded EXACTLY

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Because they have NO WAY to know WHICH steps actually did anything.

green sedge
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They mostly don't even understand what the diagnostic messages even mean.

plush mason
green sedge
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No.

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That is flat out incorrect.

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They bled and died trying to stop that knowledge being lost.

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They failed.

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But they did not under any circumstances "allow" that knowledge to be lost.

plush mason
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their is nothing stopping humanity from rediscovering its lost power other than the supertition of the cult mechanicus

vagrant osprey
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Yes there is.

green sedge
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Wow that is wildly incorrect.

vagrant osprey
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The Ecclesiarcy opposes ALL technological research

plush mason
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they did it before they can do it again

green sedge
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You're blaming the people keeping the lights on for not reinventing things that required AI to invent the first time around.

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No, they did not do it before.

plush mason
green sedge
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Most advanced "human" tech was AI designed.

vagrant osprey
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Mars was once a lush world, but is now an irradiated hellscape where they almost all died. That's why they started replacement of their bodies with tech; to SURVIVE

green sedge
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How did you miss that?

primal tide
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Fear of "Tech-heresy" and the drive to discover information seem like pretty opposed interests

vagrant osprey
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The Mechanicus doesn't even have all their own records; Mars was ravaged by war and it was destroyed.

green sedge
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That's literally what an STC is, it's an inventing machine. Humanity is not the inventor of high DAoT tech. At all.

primal tide
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Yup

vagrant osprey
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The Ecclesiarchy is calling "Tech Heresy"

green sedge
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Ok so your position makes sense if you literally ignore a third of the lore, which you straight up say you're doing. I'm confused as to your reasoning, Sus.

vagrant osprey
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The Mechanicus is inventing new things and claiming "Oh, this must have been invented by the Emperor AND YOU CAN'T PROVE OTHERWISE"

green sedge
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Like it seems like your reasoning is just you saying things that aren't backed up.

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I get that you maybe have some weird anti-mech bias but calling them responsible for the state of tech in a negative light is an exceedingly blinkered view of the lore.

plush mason
vagrant osprey
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They do.

green sedge
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It does. But that is irrelevant here.

primal tide
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The cult mechanicus has tenets against tech heresy

plush mason
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and they out lawed invention long before the imperial cult existed

vagrant osprey
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And they re-invented a FUCKTON of stuff before the Emperor cracked down and brought them in line.

green sedge
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You are casting the Mechanicus as the ones to blame for the bad situation when literally the only reason there's any working tech at all is them.

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You're just kind of being a jerk for reasons the lore does not support.

plush mason
green sedge
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Yes.

plush mason
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they are just one of the main ones

green sedge
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You said the reason.

vagrant osprey
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The Emperor of Man slammed the brakes on their research under threat of a purge, and the Ecclesiarchy kept doubling down on that.

green sedge
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Don't backpedal it's embarrassing to watch.

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You're straight up wrong.

vagrant osprey
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The Mechanicus has always been chafing against the mandates against R&D

plush mason
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fucking shit

green sedge
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^Literally the subplot of the Mechanicus game

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... I'll note the swearing as the tacit admission of your incorrectness about the most holy cult mechanicus. The Omnissiah will be petitioned to forgive you.

vagrant osprey
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Basically the ONLY time the Mechanics will call "Tech Heresy" is when it's somebody trying to keep technology from them, or somebody dicking around with technology the Mechanicus couldn't repair if it breaks

green sedge
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^

plush mason
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but enough

green sedge
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Forgiveness duly withdrawn.

vagrant osprey
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The Mechanicus has NOT called Tech Heresy on Spyrer suits, even though those are Xenotech, because they can buy them from rogue traders.

plush mason
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your selfrightcusness is annoy

primal tide
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somebody dicking around with technology the Mechanicus couldn't repair if it breaks
So, most technology then :Smug:

green sedge
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My correctness offends you? Sounds like an insufficient faith in the duality of the machine god.

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How... disappointing.

plush mason
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i cant tell if your trolling or not

primal tide
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This a roleplay server today? I must have missed the memo

green sedge
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Dude you came in here saying shit that is 100% opposite to the lore established over literal decades and something like half a metric ton of books, you're flat wrong, and you want me to pat you on the back and agree?

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Sorry, nope.

primal tide
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I don't think anyone wants something from you

coarse mirage
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Y'all could just discss with each other without being so rancid.

plush mason
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if your right you are right

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idrc

primal tide
coarse mirage
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Best not engage then.

green sedge
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Ok, ok, fair. I was being a bit too sharp tongued.

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I dislike overt overgeneralizations and I reacted poorly. I apologize.

plush mason
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i have been there no worries

green sedge
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Still. Like, look. Is the Mechanicus a good institution to advance human interests through technological innovation? Flat no. But are they to blame for the technological availability and reliability being so abysmal? I don't think so.

primal tide
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I think those two statements are at odds

green sedge
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The biggest practical hurdle between ~41k humanity and DAoT tech is the fact that humans weren't the inventors of DAoT tech, the Men of Iron were.

primal tide
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Sure it could be worse, but it could be better if they were better

plush mason
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if they would stop destoring some of it they would help a lot more than they do

plush mason
green sedge
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Oh, agreed. It would be better if they were better. But they can't reinvent things that no human ever invented to begin with without the tools to do it, and time and war are to blame for those gaps.

plush mason
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the mechanicus helps and hurts in about equle masseure

green sedge
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I would argue that they help very, veeerry slightly more than they hurt.

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Like a 499/501 split.

plush mason
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and thats why i cant stand their supertition

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they have so much more poptential

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oh well

green sedge
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Ah, see, in a weird way it's actually the superstition that's letting them help by preserving exact protocols for interacting with the tech.

vagrant osprey
#

They have a lot more potential, but they're also fighting against the Imperium for every single step they take forward.

green sedge
#

Aaaaand that.

plush mason
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once papa smuf disbands that abomination called the "imperial cult"

green sedge
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^*If. ftfy.

vagrant osprey
#

... he'll still probably keep the leash on the Mechanicus, because he trusts his dad.

plush mason
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then maybe the mechanicus will start moving farword some

green sedge
#

It, uh... kind of already is?

plush mason
vagrant osprey
#

Even though the Emperor's plan was always awful, and is now flat-out impossible, he'll still keep it going.

green sedge
#

That's already a thing. Cawl has instituted some actual changes in institutional philosophy at a leadership level, and both experimentation and refinement efforts are underway.

green sedge
#

Like he's not in charge but by doing what he's doing, he's setting a precedent that is being followed.

plush mason
#

Cawl to the rescue

green sedge
#

So canon current lore is Cawl to the rescue and the AdMech actually stretching its limbs a little more than they used to.

vagrant osprey
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Ah, so, a bit of background: The Emperor was an extreme bio-supremacist. He hated the idea of thinking machines, because he considered them to be tainting the purity of spirit he saw as being vital to turning humans into something more like the Eldar

green sedge
#

Yeah Big E was a diiiick about cybernetics.

vagrant osprey
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He saw people making machines to do things as preventing them from improving themselves.

#

He was also a MASSIVE hypocrite.

green sedge
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Hence the iron-clad strictness of the Treaty of Olympos.

plush mason
green sedge
#

The Emperor did not like or approve of technological advancement outside the realm of human bio-modification.

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Yeah like he said, huge hypocrite.

plush mason
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man big e was a real hypocrite

green sedge
#

Correct.

vagrant osprey
#

You need to understand that he saw humanity as a pet.

green sedge
#

He even violated the Treaty of Olympos completely by not turning over Void Iron or Thermic Reactors.

vagrant osprey
#

Not humans as a pet. Humanity. The collective.

green sedge
#

But yeah humanity is like Big E's favorite dog.

vagrant osprey
#

He didn't consider individual people as thinking beings worthy of consideration.

plush mason
vagrant osprey
#

Err... The exact opposite, actually.

green sedge
#

Actually, collective humanity created him.

vagrant osprey
#

Warp, man.

green sedge
#

He has a personal direct relationship with collective humanity itself, as the manifested psychic potential of all ancient mankind.

plush mason
#

100s of souls fusing togeather doesnt make a collective

green sedge
#

10,000s of souls, and yes it literally does that's what that word means.

coarse mirage
#

No?

green sedge
#

No?

plush mason
#

regardless of what we become after death in the living wolrd there is no collective

coarse mirage
#

Since when is the Emperor hundreds or tens of thousands of souls fused together?

#

Are you talking about the 12 shaman?

plush mason
#

yeah didnt they retcon that?

green sedge
#

His backstory is that all the ancient human psychers murderfucked themselves into unification, is it not?

#

I haven't heard of that being changed.

plush mason
#

he is now just a peretual with crazy strong pyshcic powers iirc

coarse mirage
#

No they didnt retcon that

#

No it's not.

plush mason
#

someone in this server was saying that not to long ago

coarse mirage
#

His background is that he's a perpetual being, an immortal, who somewhere around M32 or something (cant quite remember the date) had 12 shaman merge into him for a psychic awakening. That's the Emperor we know now

green sedge
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AFAIK, it was all human mystics in the late stone age early bronze age ish who collectively died and fused.

coarse mirage
#

You'll find it on the wiki about him

barren tapir
green sedge
#

That's the backstory in Master of Mankind though.

coarse mirage
#

No, it was just a bunch of them.

barren tapir
#

This channel is ablaze

plush mason
#

yes

primal tide
#

It sure is

coarse mirage
#

And if all of them were just the 12 of them, well, correct :p

green sedge
#

Ok maybe not tens of thousands, but still the vast majority of human mystics. M32 origin is ridiculous, he's been around since the river valley civilizations were getting started.

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Like we witness him being there and doing things of consequence in the book.

plush mason
#

iirc the backstory in MoM has been in limbo for some time now

coarse mirage
#

Not tens of thousands. Not even a hundred, to my knowledge.

#

you missunderstand

vagrant osprey
#

He can't be from M32 since that means he was born after the Primarchs

green sedge
#

From what I understood, it was every human mystic.

coarse mirage
#

The emperor has been around since forever, he is a perpetual. But he was not always the Emperor.

barren tapir
#

How the hell you all started discussing about the faults of the Ad. Mech. and ended up talking about the emperor's origin

primal tide
vagrant osprey
#

The lore used to say all the mystics on earth sacrificed themselves to put all of humanity's psychic power in one place so the birthing screams of Slaanesh wouldn't destroy all of man.

green sedge
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Right yeah but before he existed there were human psykers, after they fused all their potential into him to ride out Long Night by keeping their collective psychic heads down.

barren tapir
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Yeah, i know, i do that too, but this is on a whole new level

vagrant osprey
#

... and then the first thing Emps decided to do was not his fucking job

green sedge
#

And he can't be from M32 because the entire Horus Heresy is in M30.

#

Books >>> Wiki, but I'll bite.

coarse mirage
#

OH yeah sorry that's wrong

#

Very wrong. My bad :p

barren tapir
#

Ok, you know what, i'm out, so many wrong things are getting said that i prefer to jump out

primal tide
#

Smart

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I shoulda too

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Instead I'm here in rapt silence

plush mason
#

lol

plush mason
coarse mirage
#

Ah apparently one of the origin stories is the one with thousands of psykers

green sedge
#

Yeah, ok, I knew it was in there somewhere in the pile.

#

eyes mound of Emperor Backstories

plush mason
coarse mirage
#

It may have been retconned then

vagrant osprey
#

On the bright side, he has fewer origin stories than The Joker.

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Wait, let me fix that...

green sedge
#

Heh.

vagrant osprey
#

"The emperor is the Joker"

plush mason
vagrant osprey
#

Bam, done.

green sedge
#

Oh no.

vagrant osprey
#

NOW everything makes sense.

plush mason
#

well he is quite the meme lord when you think about it

coarse mirage
#

wait

primal tide
#

"DaMaGeD"

coarse mirage
#

we had a similar discussion like this not too long ago

green sedge
#

Ok, so. Now that the backstory issue is a little clarified, back to the collective issue. Even if he was only the result of a dozen psykers initially, do you think that being force fed many hundreds at minimum per day has made him a collective now?

coarse mirage
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I remember readin this info then

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but when I read it now...it's like there's new bits to it

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Have I changed timeline?

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WHAT TIMELINE IS THIS

green sedge
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That's sort of the curse of 40k, it's not you.

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This is the strangest timeline.

plush mason
coarse mirage
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"A standard year later the child who would become the Emperor was born in a Neolithic settlement of Anatolian herders and farmers of a normal mother and father, with normal brothers and sisters. His psychic power was so great that its energies altered His genome and physiology in the womb and rendered Him immortal so He would no longer need to reincarnate and could not be assaulted by the daemonic creatures of the Immaterium upon His death. As He grew older, His potent psychic powers began to manifest. "

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I DONT REMEMBER THIS

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WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN

primal tide
coarse mirage
plush mason
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lol

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and plus that wasnt my point on the collective @green sedge

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the idea of the collective self is that all of us are basicly the same and all want the same things

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that is not true at all

vagrant osprey
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Err... That's not what it means, though?

plush mason
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we must be talking about a different collective humanity my mistake

green sedge
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Oh. Oh you meant- derp.

vagrant osprey
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OH!

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He values humanity not as a bunch of individuals, but as the abstract concept of "humanity"

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He prunes it like a bonsai

plush mason
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you must meen "collective" as in the total sum of humanity

vagrant osprey
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Yes.

plush mason
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ok sorry for the confussion

vagrant osprey
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Yeah, nah, it was a fun rabbithole.

coarse mirage
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"However, the above account is now considered largely apocryphal. In truth, the Emperor's origin and history prior to unifying Terra is largely mysterious and undetailed, though His immortality and extraordinary psychic abilities still define Him. "

vagrant osprey
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Anyway, long story short, the Emperor was damn pissed when the Eldari whores dried up and Commoragh went freak show, and decided to groom his pet species into something that could provide him the psychic pootang he wanted.

plush mason
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i just thought of something

green sedge
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As far as I'm aware, the Eldar booty calling is still canon.

plush mason
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big e is the kahn from star trek

vagrant osprey
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It is. He spent 15,000 years helping father Slaanesh instead of doing his job of protecting humanity from Slaanesh

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Nah, Kahn was more competent.

coarse mirage
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I wonder if big E had something to do with the Dark Age of Technology

vagrant osprey
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Khan also had natural charisma, instead of relying on a psychic aura to convince people he was right.

coarse mirage
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as it was the peak of humanity

vagrant osprey
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Thronebutt likely had nothing to do with the DAoT

plush mason
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he had some telepathic power iirc

vagrant osprey
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No, the Emperor is explicitly the opposite of charismaric without his aura

plush mason
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im talking about kahn

vagrant osprey
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I don't remember that.

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He did infect people with brain slugs.

plush mason
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that came after

prime kernel
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i was gone for a bit so much lore talk did i miss

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rip

plush mason
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his powers more just made him a little more likeable

vagrant osprey
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Maybe?

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But Khan at least understood how people worked.

plush mason
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his natueral charisma was the main thing tho

vagrant osprey
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The Emperor called Angron a failed experiment to his face.

plush mason
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he was right when you think about it

vagrant osprey
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...

plush mason
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also i am fairly sure big e himself yeeted the primarchs thru the warp

vagrant osprey
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Ok, so, I don't think you understand what "charismatic" means...

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Err... No, that was their mom.

plush mason
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well still

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he used it as an experiment and as an excuss to conquor to stars

vagrant osprey
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He was already conquering the stars.

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He wrote them off as a loss and then continued with his plans.

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The Primarchs were supposed to be a fast way to create something on-par with the Custodes.

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Every Custodes is a bespoke creation forged over centuries.

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Conversely, the Primarchs were ready to go within 2 decades, and required no careful maintenance.

storm jungle
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Jesus

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what sort of mess did i miss here

vagrant osprey
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A big one!

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First it was complaining about "STC" not being standard, or templates, or constructors

plush mason
vagrant osprey
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Then it was the Mechanicus and if they helped or hindered the advancement of humanity.

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Then it was the Emperor being awful and his origin story being that he's The Joker.

storm jungle
cerulean wagon
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basically it was abstract unconfirmed stuff

vagrant osprey
storm jungle
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Because thats what they are

vagrant osprey
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Yeah, but that makes things really confusing when somebody "finds an STC"

storm jungle
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I dont get why that's confusing

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it could just be some chip to a big-ass databank

cerulean wagon
storm jungle
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if its not detailed then its not that important

cerulean wagon
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if someone doesnt elaborate its probably not an stc

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or they dont know what they are doing

vagrant osprey
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It could be a sketch on a napkin, or a machine-mind that can snap-create kugelblitz canons and chrono-inverters at will.

cerulean wagon
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if they tell you the STC can fit a titan in it, its probably not a blueprint

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the complaint is like complaining guns are called guns

plush mason
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arent the STC shards just flashdrives basivly?

cerulean wagon
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its a generalized term for it to all fall under

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no 2 guns are the same of course

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but it gets the point across

cerulean wagon
vagrant osprey
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The complaint is like complaining that a metalworking diagram, a foundary, and a gun are all "Bullets"

plush mason
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its 40k

plush mason
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overgeneralization is the name of the game

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i mean what else could you expect from a bunch of people that send a lot fo their time humbing toasters?

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yes i did just go there

cerulean wagon
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it could be anything from a gun, a sword, a bullet, a cannon, a missile

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literally anything at all

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all covered under one term

plush mason
vagrant osprey
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I think my largest issue is that they don't have any more specific terms for anything.

cerulean wagon
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lasguns pretty specific

plush mason
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yeah the angry lazer points

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fun fact

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lazers that are powerfull enough to do harm are compealtly invisable to the human eye

vagrant osprey
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Fun fact: weaponized lasers cause permanent blindness from the beam hitting their target.

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And it literally doesn't matter what frequency they are for that effect!

plush mason
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yup

vagrant osprey
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(They also can't be red, because then they would actually be SUPER ineffective on humans.)

primal tide
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Honestly just blinding your enemies troops seems more effective and humane than killing them

vagrant osprey
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Oh, no. You won't blind your enemy's troops

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They aren't looking at themselves when it happens.

plush mason
twilit helm
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It's also the weakest lazer

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Because Ruby Lasers

vagrant osprey
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Because the original lasers were based on ruby quartz.

plush mason
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no becuz the first lazer used a ruby as its focus

vagrant osprey
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Anyway, red lasers are basically useless against humans since humans are extremely efficient at diffusing red light throughout their bodies.

plush mason
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as i said

vagrant osprey
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At the same power level, a blue laser can blow chunks in your skin while a red one just makes your veins visible on the other side.

plush mason
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the only lazers that can harm us are the ones that are in the ultraviolet spectrum

vagrant osprey
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No, green also works.

storm jungle
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Or you know

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just use bullets

vagrant osprey
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Or use rockets as bullets

plush mason
primal tide
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Any laser can kill someone if you yeet it at them fast enough

plush mason
primal tide
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Also true

plush mason
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yeah anything and everything can be a weapon if you try hard enough

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also

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i wish more games showd space marines and chaos space marines getting into fistfights

vagrant osprey
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I want a game that barely has any space marines in it, and basically depicts them as lore-accurate.

vagrant osprey
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Like a game about an IG soldier against nids or something.

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When the Astartes come down everybody thinks they're saved, until the Astartes start purging everybody.

plush mason
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i woudl rather play as the nids 😛

primal tide
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Righteous stand map in vermintide but instead of a blast of faith at the end it's just a space marine drop pod

plush mason
vagrant osprey
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Blood angels, lamenders, salamanders

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The IG can flee to one of those to avoid the purging

storm jungle
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Not everyone astartes chapter kills people enmasse lol

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and its not like just those 3

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it pretty much depends on their given orders too

plush mason
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whats the name of that one chapter that kills more imperial citicens than most traitors?

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starts with an M i think

storm jungle
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Marines Malevolent

plush mason
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yeah them

primal tide
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The Emporers Dingleberries

storm jungle
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who are pretty malevolent

plush mason
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i dont see why they havent been named traitors yet

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or have they?

vagrant osprey
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The Dark Angels are, I think, in second place for that.

storm jungle
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Again depends

plush mason
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if they think they fallen is there then all bets are off

storm jungle
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Really, the only chapters that murder everyone are the ones with names like Flesh Tearers lol

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it speaks for itself

plush mason
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everybody but the fallen and the dark angels that know about them gona die

plush mason
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they spend more time shooting friendlies than they do the enemy..

storm jungle
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Yeah if they got evil names you know whats up

vagrant osprey
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There are a few others that are extremely violent. The... Shark ones?

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The Minotaurs will kill anybody who sees them with their helmet off.

plush mason
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the carmadons

vagrant osprey
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That one! Thank you!

plush mason
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their name means sharktooth in latin btw

storm jungle
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The Carcharodons yeah

plush mason
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says it all

vagrant osprey
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In latin? Or in bad latin?

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Because if it's in Latin, they're secretly a traitor legion

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Imperial Gothic is explicitly bad latin :V

storm jungle
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also it being bad latin is good

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normal latin can only get so cool until you gotta edit it

green sedge
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But is Binaric just ASCII?

storm jungle
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No idea

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binary is just 1's and 0's isnt it

green sedge
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Yeah but Binaric Cant has a syntax.

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They sound like dial up modems.

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And I'm just wondering what encoding they use for the text.

plush mason
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1110101110000100011110

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btw

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i want that unsee button on the side of my head

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from that one tehc priest meme

peak hamlet
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Binary is 1 or 0 yes but isnt it only 8 digits too? For each symbol?

plush mason
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idk

storm jungle
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I think thats a yes....?

plush mason
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trinary>binary for any future tech tho

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rn we have reached the peak of binary code's potential use

crisp heath
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but i think that's just the encoding we have

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and you could use other numbers than 8

peak hamlet
crisp heath
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yes

peak hamlet
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Or am i completely lost rn?

crisp heath
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The byte is a unit of digital information that most commonly consists of eight bits. Historically, the byte was the number of bits used to encode a single character of text in a computer

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basically the bit is the binary 0 or 1

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and the byte is the set of 8 bits corresponding to a keyboard character

peak hamlet
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Yeah ok than i haven't forgotten everything our teacher told us like 2 months ago

crisp heath
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but admech could have a language which encodes more or less bits in one unit

peak hamlet
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Isn't that what some computers actually can do? Like having both 0 and 1 at the same time but also not cuz i didn't finished reading the article?

crisp heath
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i dunno as much

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you'll have to talk to an engineer not an artist lol

peak hamlet
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Ah yes and thats what you call a "qubit", just remembered

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Which doesnt have a lot to do with 40k lore but yeah

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Too late

celest dome
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Isn't Qubit still theoretical ?

vagrant osprey
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No.

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We work with them all the time.

primal tide
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Best Buy is selling quantum processors now afaik

vagrant osprey
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They are not.

coarse mirage
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Not to you

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Just to us select customers

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We show our Mars insignia

vast frigate
lean raven
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As a longtime fan I am confused as to why there is even going to be a lasgun in the game

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Lore wise using a lasgun against nurgle zombies is like...not anywhere near enough

odd tulip
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Lasguns are pretty decent against anything not wearing oodles of armor.

celest dome
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And or Plot Armour

serene eagle
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But they are less great when you fight superspeed superhumans clad in superarmor that are 100* more skilled and better armed then you, who are also trying to not get shot

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Lasguns in the actual lore are like high caliber rifles. Its only 4chan fluff that lasguns are trash

open marsh
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^

odd tulip
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The fact that it takes 100 lasguns to kill a space marine says more about space marines than it does about lasguns.

open marsh
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Exactly

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People think the Space Marines are the standard fighting force to judge everyone else. When the Space Marines are extremely rare. Most in the Imperium will never even see one.

odd tulip
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2 million space marines in the imperium, something like 4 quadrillion regular humans

open marsh
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The general idea of how many people live in the Imperium is: the Administrum gave up trying to keep count

vast frigate
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Youre saying; it takes a lasgun 100 shots to kill a space marine

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But we know it can blow out a marine helmet at point blank range

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Or

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In better logic

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It takes 100 guardsmen 1 shot to kill a marine.

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Or 50 200% power setting lasguns half a shot

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Or 25 hotshots- you get the idea

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Pound his face with a twin las accelerator and youre golden

twilit helm
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Just use a 90mm canon

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Easy

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Issue is you gotta hit 'em, they're fast feckers

plucky moth
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just convince Orks that space marines don't exist

twilit helm
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Never happen, those blue bastards are too lucky

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Do we have any purple space marines?

vast frigate
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We had em

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They started listening to prog rock

twilit helm
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Well shit....is that why the blood angels are faster than the average marine? (Besides their primarch being part bird)

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Because Ork influence

vast frigate
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Yes

twilit helm
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Noice

vast frigate
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It would make sense considering the comments the orks make on it

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Yaknow besides geneseed difference and genetics

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"Dem red big umies' da fastest round, do dem wite 'umies got tha roight idea wif speed"

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What i like most is their comments on yarick

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"E'z got imzelf a lasey eye!"

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"So e cant shooty well boss?"

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"no ya git e krumps ya wif his eye"

twilit helm
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You mean the literal immortal guard captain that can use their weapons because they think he should

vast frigate
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Yep

twilit helm
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That's hilarious, they basically created their biggest enemy because he just wouldn't fucking die

vast frigate
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They thought he was bigger

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He suddenly grew a few cm

twilit helm
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He has an Ork Prosthetic

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Arm clamper

vast frigate
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It wasnt much because ork influence is more mild on humans

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But it still can work

vast frigate
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Its amazjng tbf

open marsh
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Commissar Yarrick

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Yes?

twilit helm
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Ya, either way

vast frigate
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I still love the one pass i read from an ork refering to kriegers

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"Da diggy umies"

twilit helm
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They sure do love to use those shovels to dig, whether it be holes or brains.

vast frigate
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Yee

open marsh
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Know what's fun? Digga Nobs

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Humiez who think theyz Orkz

vast frigate
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Yeeeeeeee

open marsh
vast frigate
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40k is whack i love it

twilit helm
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Only Ork emote I have in my 40 some servers

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Sad

cloud kindle
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DIGGANOBZ!

odd sparrow
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GOOD.

barren tapir
barren tapir
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Regarding his implanted las weapon in the eye that too was a move to play around the myth from the orks that he could kill with a single glare, he heard that and he decided to play on it, so he decided to get that las weapon implanted

final spruce
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He calls it the evil eye and its a weapon available in Rogue Trader ot fire a hotshot volley at the enemy

final seal
vagrant osprey
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Also, if the million worlds of humanity contain 4 quadrillion people, that's a population density on-par with The Last of Us.