#40k-lore-chat

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storm jungle
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Its more Pri and Arch isnt it

open marsh
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High Gothic isnt directly latin. Its pseudolatin

storm jungle
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is that a fancy way of saying

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"whatever sounds cool"

open marsh
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Yes

storm jungle
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Nice.

plush mason
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pseudolatin means fake latin in latin lol

open marsh
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Thats exactly how high gothic works. Its literally some cool latin-y words (with occasional actual latin)

plush mason
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like riekspieal is what you call pseudogerman

open marsh
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Fun fact:
Subcommander Torchstar, of the Farsight Enclaves, has fire tattoos

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She is such a pyromanic

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‘I have gathered you here because I trust you,’ said Commander Farsight from
the command throne in their midst. ‘I trust your vision, I trust you to fight, and more, I trust you to speak freely.’```
storm jungle
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Impossible, how could a person named Torchstar be a pyromaniac?

open marsh
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Its the pilot. He is basically a Tau version of a dreadnought

open marsh
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Just realized, this guy's helmet looks almost like a Thunder Warrior helmet. Nice little easter egg.

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I know he isnt a Thunder Warrior. But his armour was made to resemble Thunder Warrior armour

atomic pelican
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Purple

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The warrior behind the slaughter??

final spruce
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I don't think it has a link to thunder warriors, more like the historical one

open marsh
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Porpole

open marsh
final spruce
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I wouldn't call that an easter egg just because the TW helmet looks like a medieval helmet

open marsh
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🙄

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Of course you wouldnt

final spruce
open marsh
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Whatever dude

storm jungle
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I dunno dude

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that thing looks like a missile disguised as a helmet to me

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👀

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also jesus christ 40k loves knot-tops

open marsh
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Aw yiss

final spruce
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I mean knot tops were associated with helmets for warriors, no wonder GW loves them

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In the Grimderp future there is only war after all

eternal ledge
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So I know that Tyrranids work microscopically as well as macroscopically to devour worlds. In theory (this is an idea I have for a Wrath and Glory game) could a Genestealer cult release like a microscopic Tyrranid contagion (virus, bacterial, super small nids) to start devouring a planets populus and sow chaos before a hive fleets arrival?

final spruce
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That's whats great with 40k you can invent anything

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I mean, it sounds like its possible

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But that's something that would be quarantined

vagrant osprey
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TBH, that'd probably get Nurgle involved.

final spruce
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Not really ?

vagrant osprey
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Microscopic nids are mindless, so they don't have the protection of the hivemind

final spruce
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Because if its tyranids you can expect like little parasites

vagrant osprey
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The only protection they get is from the shadow in the warp cast by the hivemind, which only occurs when the fleet is there. Genestealers aren't psychically strong enough for it.

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The micronids would fall to chaos, is the problem.

final spruce
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Genestealers and Lictors etc have their own link since they are meant to act independantly

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Why would they fall to chaos ?

primal tide
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Yeah, the patriarch is wholly separate

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Do we have any examples of a chaos genestealer patriarch or sth?

final spruce
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We have examples of GSC attacking CSM but not Chaos genestealers

atomic pelican
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Iirc there was one example of purestrains being sucked into the warp and being transmuted by nurgle

barren tapir
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There is that GSC that worship nurgle

atomic pelican
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It was some tiny blurb in the codex tho so nothing big I thini

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Think

final spruce
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Actually , now that I think of it, I see now why a parasite like tyranid like the Thaw wouldn't work or atleast alone

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Its mindless so its easier to contain and it would indicate to people that know about xenos that it would be an herald to a tyranid invasion

vagrant osprey
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Yep

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Also, a GSC is like a mini-hivemind. It can protect itself, but only itself. It doesn't cast a shadow in the warp, so it can't protect non-members.

final spruce
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However I'd see it work well during an invasion, would make things harder to protect and it would condemn people trying to bunker

vagrant osprey
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Possibly, but it's not a common tactic for nids. They fight with themselves to determine who is the strongest, with only the most lethal configurations being kept. Since nids are extremely resistant to microbes, they're unlikely to actually see much use.

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This does result in plotholes, since the elimination of the idea of nids having slave species by rolling them up into being different bioforms of nic means that genestealers are now an oddball that makes no sense.

primal tide
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I think it still makes sense

final spruce
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Kind of does for Genestealers

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They are the saboteurs on the Tyranids

vagrant osprey
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How, exactly, is a genestealer going to infiltrate another Tyranid hivemind? :V

primal tide
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I wouldn't expect it to

final spruce
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Why would they do that ?

vagrant osprey
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They can't infest nids. Explicitly.

primal tide
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Does that happen?

final spruce
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Nono, what I meant is that Genestalers's role in the Tyranid army makes sense

vagrant osprey
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Nids value bioforms by how effective they are against nids.

knotty cove
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Er.

vagrant osprey
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That's the lore change that makes things problematic.

knotty cove
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What?

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Nids are a single gestalt. It's all one big-ass hive mind.

final spruce
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Really I thought the nids evolved against what they fought

knotty cove
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This hive mind recognizes that genestealers make it a lot easier to get to their prey.

vagrant osprey
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Nids fight themselves to refine themselves.

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And genestealers appeared long before the hive fleets.

knotty cove
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Hive fleets do fight one another, this is true, but that is so that the hive fleets can absorb one anothers' traits.

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Yes.

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Tyranids may have been around since about M30.

barren tapir
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There is a hive fleet that munch the others, but it is to get their mutation in the greater nids fleet

knotty cove
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^

primal tide
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So how does the narvhal reach it's most effective configuration then, given its main use is not at all combat related?

barren tapir
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Otherwise nids tend to avoid themself

final spruce
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Because it means sharing the food

knotty cove
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Zher, the hive fleets aren't controlled by instinct.

barren tapir
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Not if they are connected to the hive mind

knotty cove
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I do not believe there ever has nor ever will be a hive fleet that's severed.

final spruce
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I know, that's why the Hivemind would not make the fleets meet

barren tapir
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It is also true that the nids evolve by what they fight, not by fighting themself

final spruce
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Because they are most useful dispersed to absorb the maximum of ressources

barren tapir
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Right... Tanna Sir?

final spruce
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I never heard the infighting one before today

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I knew about the absorb thing but not the infighting

knotty cove
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It isn't really infighting. It's "I want these two traits to be in the same hive fleet. Fight."

barren tapir
knotty cove
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Are you talking about Kronos?

barren tapir
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Nope

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Kronos is made to fight chaos

final spruce
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By infighting I mean the tyranids of the same fleet fighting themselves

knotty cove
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Er.

final spruce
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You know like fighting INSIDE

knotty cove
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What?

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Where did you hear that from?

barren tapir
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It is what Pseudo said

final spruce
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Yeah

barren tapir
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Or at least what he said could be interpreted as that

final spruce
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I mean he litteraly said tyranids evolve by fighting other tyranids

knotty cove
knotty cove
final spruce
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I know

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Read what I wrote above

knotty cove
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(me saying what is in response to what you quoted, not your message)

barren tapir
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That is exactly what i and Commissar Moth were saying

knotty cove
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Okay.

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We all agree, then.

barren tapir
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Yup... Anyone want some Tanna?

knotty cove
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I'm too busy overrunning a fortress world for biomass.

final spruce
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Tanna ?

knotty cove
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Later?

barren tapir
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Jurgen always have a cup of it for CIA-CIA-CIAPAS CAIN HEEERO OF THE IMPERIUM!

final spruce
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Sounds better than recaf

storm jungle
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🐛

barren tapir
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I would say that its name is strictly connected to that yes

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Also it seems to have a quite strong taste, i bet even quite bitter

primal tide
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For a limited time this fall make sure to get your herbed gourd recaff latte at adeptus astarbuckes

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Maybe it's grape tea

finite roost
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only water

crisp heath
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Space prune juice?

finite roost
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what

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is this

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ne er heard of it

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probably

crisp heath
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Or an Aldi?

finite roost
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i dunno

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space vegans

primal tide
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Rogue Trader Joe's

potent swift
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Everything's whole foods when your Tyranids

primal tide
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It's just page after page of directions for making rations

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Just mushrooms

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No biggie

potent swift
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I always enjoyed it when Gaunt's Ghosts veered into logistics every once in a while, like in Traitor General where they show how Chaos drains oceans and uses fast growing xenocorn that devastates the environment to actually feed and water everyone.

primal tide
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Potatos are filled with the light of the emporer, they are anathema to a chaos diet

potent swift
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If you can't construct a bulwark out of interwoven french fries with mashed potato cement, are you really trying?

primal tide
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Load bearing poutine

dull flame
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"With a grim finality, Inquisitor Kryptman ordered that a galactic cordon be established. His plan was that a band of worlds should be evacuated across the path of Leviathan’s main advance, with many of them razed to the ground in order to deny the hive fleet any further raw materials for its ships. This would slow its advance long enough for Battlefleets Solar and Tempestus to muster. Any worlds already under invasion within the bounds of this cordon were to undergo Exterminatus just at the point when the Tyranids descended to feed upon the doomed populace. Kryptman theorised that, using this method, the swarms would expend great resource to claim a world, only to have every living thing upon it reduced to ash by barrages of cyclonic torpedoes and virus bombs. With one stark and callous decision, Kryptman had condemned billions of souls to extermination. To this day, it remains the single largest act of genocide ever inflicted upon the Imperium by its own forces since the Horus Heresy."

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Put too many planets in the deep fryer.

primal tide
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World eaters stomachs are growling

vagrant osprey
storm jungle
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so what you're telling me is High Lord Alex Jones was telling the truth with chaos poisoning our water supplies?

vagrant osprey
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No, chaos STEALS our water supplies. The Imperium poisons them

storm jungle
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DAMN IT

potent swift
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I mean, Chaos steals water by basically having a daemon suck it into the warp and then spit it out somewhere else so that water's probably extra funky when all is said and done.

rotund siren
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THE IMPERIUM IS TURNING THE FROGS GAY?

vagrant osprey
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No, that's Slaanesh

primal tide
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Slaanesh is kissing the frogs and turning them into princes

rotund siren
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oh that is nice

storm jungle
vagrant osprey
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And it's mostly the Catachan barking toad, so everybody's ok with sorta looking the other way and pretending not to notice.

potent swift
storm jungle
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NooooOOOO

potent swift
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Not even death can stop their love.

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"Oh Kroak senpai..."

primal tide
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Slannesh

placid timber
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I actually once used the lizard daddy artwork of lizardmen named characters to get a friend into WHFB lore

rotund siren
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that is quite the tale. I'm impressed, but also not really surprised

prime tide
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Totally not

rotund siren
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there's definitely no way, no how, that you're fantastic pfp has been turned gay by The Chemical™️?

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it's so impossible, uhuh?

primal tide
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Jesus

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Some phyrexian looking mfers

crisp heath
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Is There any known Technologie that whould allow to travel to another Galaxie?
Looks Like the spacebugs are able to do it, but i never read abbout Something Like this from one of the Other factions

open marsh
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Some rogue traders have tried it, none have returned

crisp heath
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With normal warpdrives?

open marsh
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i guess

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But as far as we know, there is no tech in the galaxy that would allow us to travel outside of the galaxy

crisp heath
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Hm ok. Ty

quiet mirage
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Can you block a light saber with a powersword

plush mason
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well a lightsaber is pure protostar plasma in a elctromagnetic field so maybe?

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if the blades toutch the lightsaber will cut it right in half

open marsh
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Power swords are swords covered in essentially a force field. There were even DAoT power swords that had no physical blade. And there are plasma-based lightsabers in 40k as well

odd sparrow
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Ask the author of whatever 40k SW crossover ff you wanna read

crisp heath
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I whould say that depends on the Kind of Energie weapon. There once that have a Solid Core May Break. But Others Like eisenhorns Powersword use pure Energie sooo....

open marsh
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But yeah, 40k has lightsabers

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Sollex-Aegis Energy Blade

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The weapon is an product of information obtained from the Aegis Data Fragments and utilising the properties of the Sollex focusing crystals, this is one of the rarest type of weapons in the Imperium, a blade of coherent high-energy plasma which materialises from the armored hilt as a blazing, roaring column of blue-white fire.

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And from what we know of power swords in genera, it would be able to hold up against a lightsaber

odd sparrow
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Hella apparently weaker weapons in SW can cross with a lightsaber, even non powered ones, so it would make sense

fallen dove
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if i remember vibro blades could deflect lightsabers and those are common weapons. Beskar of mandolorians deflected lightsabers as well and there were hundreds of thousands at their peak

crisp heath
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In General i dont Like the Idea of Energie weapons. There is Always the questions of how to Power Something Like this with a devive small enough to fit inside a swordhandle. And Most of the time there is No good answer to that. It Just works.

distant harness
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scifi that refuses to just be "it just works" sometimes is boring tbh

open marsh
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I mean, 40k uses the "it just works" thing. Its a sword with a forcefield over the blade. How is it powered? How does it make the field field? Feth if I know. Its just awesome. Now lets go kill stuff

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Take chainswords. some sources mention they are fueled by promethum (aka gas powered), where is the fuel tank? Where are its pistons? Where is its engine?

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Who cares? Its a chainsaw sword, RIP & TEAR

crisp heath
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probably miniaturized inside the blade and hilt

plush mason
crisp heath
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you have power armour and shit. a mini chainsaw engine is not so fucking unfeasible

plush mason
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only made with the hardist metels and the most advanced crafting

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and even then most of them will not hold up long

open marsh
crisp heath
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It could use Energie sucked Out of the Warp or Some stuff Like that. 🤷‍♂️ whatever doesnt realy matter

open marsh
plush mason
odd sparrow
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I mean, just say it's an extremely efficient fuel source or whatever. There are harder things to justify in the setting

plush mason
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same with the power swords generator

odd sparrow
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Smthn smthn daot technology

plush mason
open marsh
odd sparrow
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Given that as far as GW is concerned there's basically no upper limit for DaoT stuff. So it's the ultimate technobabble excuse

plush mason
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@open marsh also chainswords do have very small exust ducts

open marsh
crisp heath
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Another question. U think the "old Imperium" (pre-heresy) whould have Been strong enough to realy damage the tyranids? At the Moment i feel Like they are a way to big force for any Other faction to handle them. Even If they Put down the usual fighting and Work together its Not much they can do

plush mason
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at the back of the guard

plush mason
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the great crusade era imperium had millions of space marines

open marsh
odd sparrow
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With how the nids are written we kinda have zero idea how many hive fleets there actually are

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Which is obvs by design, it's the [vague cosmic unknowable threat], but it means that it's kinda impossible to know how they size up to everyone else

crisp heath
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the great crusade era had like 100-150k marines per legion

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they would've dickslapped the nids probably

primal tide
open marsh
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Probably got nommed by nids

distant harness
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nids are written pretty much completely into a corner that way, can't really flesh them out as a threat past "another hive fleet arrived" without breaking the galaxy or making them irrelevant

storm jungle
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Yeah the tyranids are never gonna arrive in full force until the universe itself stops making money and GW scraps it

primal tide
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theyre already weird in-universe because theyre supposed to be wildly different from one encounter to the next and constantly evolving but this only happens at the rate they get new models vs the amount of time that passes in canon

storm jungle
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OH YEAH THIS TOO

primal tide
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😛

storm jungle
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Like realistically speaking in-universe as chapin says they should literally have like 1000+ bioforms for literally every situation imaginable.

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But they got like what, 34 special units or so lol

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And whenever they are about to get "new biomass" someone foils their plans hooray

primal tide
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rejoice battlebrother, we blueballsed the nids again and staved off another tyranid codex release

storm jungle
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LOL

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Pretty much the situation with the nids currently

primal tide
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yeah

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40k end times theyll unlock the nids power limiter and drop a codex and model line with 100 new models as they consume the whole galaxy and actually flex their shit

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until then they will be an ever changing army that doesnt change

storm jungle
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I was avoiding bringing up the end times again but yeah thats literally gonna be the only time the nids arrive in full force lol

primal tide
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i wouldnt even be mad lol

storm jungle
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me neither

primal tide
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gw has shown it gets better the second time around anyway

storm jungle
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space marines dying is always good

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perfect popcorn material

primal tide
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astartes butter sauce

open marsh
primal tide
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im not sure those sources know what the word end means

odd sparrow
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Lol yep

storm jungle
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lol yeah

primal tide
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"Time of Ending was followed by the Age of the Dark Imperium"
thonk

open marsh
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Look on the plus side. It didnt turn into 40k's AoS (early lore)

storm jungle
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For now

primal tide
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eh, early lore always precedes developed lore

open marsh
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Plus, if you thonk about it, the galaxy had already been through the end times: Old Night

storm jungle
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Yeah but the Times didnt End!

primal tide
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its not end times until dwarves come back after

open marsh
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They have. The last psychic awakening book ends with a magos reporting that the squats have returned

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Plus they are in necromunda

primal tide
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not good enough

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also i was joking lol

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more dwarves is always better tho

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still, if its not a new continuity its not actually end times

open marsh
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It was an end times, just not the same way it happened in fantasy. 40k as we know it changed hard. Its why oldhammer fans were so upset

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Guilliman's return, the Primaris happened, etc

primal tide
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that being said, now that theyve already some time period the time of ending, they need to name the actual end times "The Time of Ending, We Swear This Time"

storm jungle
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also agreed Chapin

storm jungle
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just give it like uhhh

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50 years or so

atomic pelican
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In the far far future when 40k is a dying series

primal tide
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"wait its all end times?"
"always has been"

atomic pelican
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and they actually have to revive it in some way

odd sparrow
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yep pretty much

storm jungle
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Im gonna pray i love that long to see it

primal tide
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wait guys

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itll be when disney buys it

atomic pelican
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AA

odd sparrow
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pain

primal tide
odd sparrow
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monopoly.jpeg

storm jungle
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NOOOOOOO

primal tide
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"lets reboot this without the racism" says the mouse

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and so it was

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happyhammer 40k

atomic pelican
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The Mouse Commands, and we Obey

odd sparrow
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Vulkan becomes the new emperor

crisp heath
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I hope i dont live to see that

primal tide
odd sparrow
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hey who doesn't want to witness slow motion trainwrecks

crisp heath
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If i do ill just draw my own warhammer

open marsh
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Personally. i find 40k's "Time of Ending" fascinating. Its like the whole "Omg the end times! Everything is going to die and get reset and whatever" but then the galaxy manages to hit the brakes and just barely dodge it.

Its a refreshing change of pace for things. Instead of the apocolypse that was telegraphed for decades, the galaxy managed to NOPE at the last moment

crisp heath
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I feel like wh40k actually needs to up the ante with the grimness of its depictions

odd sparrow
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hell no

crisp heath
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Not grimderp

odd sparrow
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not with the writer's idea of- yeah that

crisp heath
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But actually being like. In depth and gritty and putting emphasis on that.

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Thats why i really dont like some new models like the sm buggy

primal tide
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i still like the idea of one side of the cicatrix continuing to get grimmer while the other side gets a bit more comfy

crisp heath
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It's so stupid

odd sparrow
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yeah a lot of the new primaris stuff does kinda look weirdly like. clean and wacky and not gothic

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they have rectified that a little with some of the models but still

atomic pelican
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I do love that lil primaris tank's like, space marine head that pops out the top

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it's so funny

odd sparrow
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same

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they look like a cat in a box

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hello

primal tide
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imagine if the far side of the galaxy stops getting new primaris armor so they have to make their own and it comes out even more gothic looking tho

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id like to see that

crisp heath
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When imperium is best as industrial+totalitarian gothic/baroque/neoclassical

storm jungle
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One of the greatest reasons i hate the primaris vehicles

crisp heath
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If you nerd out over buildings and clothes like me u know what i mean

storm jungle
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its all because "lol Cawl tech"

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when anti-grav stuff for example was really rare and in like 1-2 marine vehicles

crisp heath
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Primaris buggy looks like boring generic scifi

storm jungle
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I made a meme of that actually

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let me get it

crisp heath
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At least give it like. Shoe box panzer aesthetics

open marsh
atomic pelican
odd sparrow
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yea but at least HH has the excuse of being all like, bright human future that never was ish vibes

crisp heath
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I should try to redesign some stuff

odd sparrow
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i get they're kinda doing the whole imperium kinda getting its shit together vibe with primaris but idk

crisp heath
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After exams tho.

odd sparrow
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man i love SoB stuff

crisp heath
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Same

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Bolter bitches = baller

odd sparrow
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absolutely

storm jungle
crisp heath
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I like the blood angels for their aesthetic contributions too

open marsh
# atomic pelican Spesh Mahren cart racers

Got the release of primaris bikes was cringe inducing if you have even a basic understanding of vehicles:
"Low riding, all terrain"

those two things do not go together

odd sparrow
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to be fair that's been an issue forever

crisp heath
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Yeah

odd sparrow
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marine bikes make zero sense

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b u t i guess they are kinda distinct aesthetically so i get why they kept it

crisp heath
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They're way too chonky

open marsh
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The genestealers have the best bikes

odd sparrow
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I like that they're chonky, it's a good design

open marsh
atomic pelican
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Correct

storm jungle
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YEEEE

atomic pelican
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Genestealers have the best vehicles.

storm jungle
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JEAN-BOYZ RISE UP

odd sparrow
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that notably wouldn't function on anything that isn't flat ass tarmac

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hell yea

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I love the GSC vehicles in general

atomic pelican
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I love the rockgrinders

open marsh
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I just realized

crisp heath
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Those are some right proper dirtbikes

atomic pelican
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industrial revolution aesthetic go brrr

open marsh
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That one genestealer has the ogryn's shotgun

odd sparrow
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they look like. actually practical and reasonable. cus they're meant to be basic ass worker's equipment

atomic pelican
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yesss

open marsh
odd sparrow
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it's kinda just the ubiquitous grenade launcher-ish design

atomic pelican
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Also the jackal alphus 👀

odd sparrow
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sTOP

storm jungle
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👀

atomic pelican
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NOO ONOT THAT ART

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CURSED

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SDFUHNDFHUN

odd sparrow
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GOOD LORD

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🗞️

storm jungle
open marsh
crisp heath
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Gsc have such well made models. I am just so turned off by themand nids as a faction tho

atomic pelican
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Queen

odd sparrow
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I do have a friend who's super into nids and cults. Nids def aren't my thing but GSC kinda appeal to me

crisp heath
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My best buddy plays nids

atomic pelican
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Yeee GSC my 2nd fave faction for sure

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They're COol

odd sparrow
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the whole practical death to the oppressors vibe is really nice

atomic pelican
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Yuss

crisp heath
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My second best buddy plays tau

odd sparrow
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with nids idk how i'd even like. get into them as a faction

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bugs go brrrr

crisp heath
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I really dislike both lol

atomic pelican
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Yeah GSC have more personality than nids

odd sparrow
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You have offended the blueberry cadre

crisp heath
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Idc

storm jungle
#

Get em boyz

odd sparrow
#

I miss my sept...

crisp heath
#

The blueberry cadre can have a word with my xenophase blade

#

I play deathwatch

storm jungle
#

What if they shoot you in the face though!

crisp heath
#

Helmets.

storm jungle
#

PLASMA

odd sparrow
#

plasma is v hot

atomic pelican
#

Pulse rifles go through cringe spesh man armor

#

owned

#

FHNFHN

crisp heath
#

No space wolves here. We wear those things.

odd sparrow
#

helmets dont like being that hot

crisp heath
#

Shield too

#

Got some nice shields about the size of 3 IG conscripts

odd sparrow
#

deathwatch are def my fav space marine kits

#

i love the weird letter pauldrons and stuff

#

It's a fantastic aesthetic

placid timber
#

I decided to make my space marine army DW since i count decide on one specific chapter

odd sparrow
#

plus looks pretty fun to paint tbh

crisp heath
#

i love the forgeworld BA but they are expensive

odd sparrow
#

DW?

#

oh

#

duh

placid timber
#

Super easy to make look good btw

crisp heath
#

Plus. I have Eisenhorn

#

As of yet unpainted tho

placid timber
#

Base coat black and drybrush with dawnstone

odd sparrow
#

yea it looks just like a real easy drybrushing job

placid timber
#

Dry brush the left arm with leadbelcher or whatever silver you want

primal tide
storm jungle
#

👀

atomic pelican
#

Thicc GSC discussion

odd sparrow
#

you missed it.

#

you can't talk about it anymore.

primal tide
#

you guys are lame

odd sparrow
#

Correct but besides the point

crisp heath
#

I do the silver arm as darker silver, drybrush lighter silver, nuln oil and then the other sepia wash

#

Rust looks

storm jungle
#

Deathwatch also use a decapitated eldar head as a warp-radio

#

Its great

primal tide
#

that is fuckin

crisp heath
primal tide
#

perfect

#

very nice btw

open marsh
#

Hmmm....If we are inqusitorial acolytes. We could get access to xenos weapons

#

Tau weapon DLC in the future?

crisp heath
open marsh
#

he angy

crisp heath
#

And COVERED IN BLOOD

open marsh
#

needs bath

primal tide
#

well thats after he took a bath

#

you should have seen him before

open marsh
#

stimky

crisp heath
#

They hosed him down in front of the command tent but he ran away midway to kill more xenos

primal tide
#

after hissing

crisp heath
#

And shouting "blood for sanguinius"

open marsh
#

Deathwatch chapter serfs. Hmmm

ashen zenith
#

is the whole "the empire could wipe out the tau if they wanted but they are so insignificant they dont" thing still correct in modern fluff?

odd sparrow
#

Less cus they're so insignificant and more they're not significant enough to justify pumping resources into a drawn out war when there are other more existential threats nearby, especially given that the Tau have been able to battle previous invasions to a standstill

#

but yeah if the imperium was able to somehow levy a lot of its resources onto the tau, which is can't for a number of reasons, the tau empire is uhh

#

it varies per source but less than a thousand-ish planets, some stuff goes as low as a few dozen, meanwhile the imperium is most of the galaxy

distant harness
#

to be fair the major invasions they fought to a standstill were super super dumb

#

like they won the orbital battle and then just did nothing with that

#

they had titans getting attacked by airships despite the imperium having a decent airforce, and there being space marine pilots clearly available

odd sparrow
#

I don't hold my breath for the like, battle centric 40k stuff for that reason

distant harness
#

Ya, the smaller fights can be cool but 40k suffers in big battles that aren't just "shoot dudes"

#

or defending forts I guess, lots of factions are dumb enough or stubborn enough that just ends up being "shoot dudes from a wall" anyway

odd sparrow
#

ye. Like, the planetary-ish scale stuff usually comes off as weird, shallow and nonsensical

distant harness
#

absolutely, like how were the manta ships even able to launch when the imperium has orbital superiority? who splits their forces into three groups with no support for no real reason?

#

just makes all the involved factions look bad

ashen zenith
#

well i imagine most writers dont have a lot of uh

#

tactical knowledge to properly think out that kinnda stuff and just rush it

atomic pelican
#

Cool Gun go Shoot

scenic bolt
#

with how fast and lose the inquisition plays with exterminatus on imperial worlds, one'd have to wonder why the imperium just doesnt make exterminatus an opening move against their enemies

atomic pelican
#

Probs bexause enemy worlds often would have some kind of orbital protection. Plus I dont think exterminatud is rlly that common

distant harness
#

I agree they don't have a lot of knowledge, but there's still a limit to that lol

#

and yeah exterminatus is a lot bigger deal than it's usually made out to be

scenic bolt
#

it'd be a stale setting where the only real strategy is bumrush planet crackers at each other

distant harness
#

Conclaves can punish each other, and there's a whole ordo dedicated to tracking use of exterminatus

#

would not be surprised if conclaves generally made people explain why they just wiped out a whole planet

ashen zenith
#

i imagine for exterminatus you need to be able to comfortably have many ships orbiting a planet

scenic bolt
#

havent found any numbers on how many worlds kryptman gutted

ashen zenith
#

so probably not ideal if they are shooting back

scenic bolt
#

I guess I was thinking more along the line of cyclonic torpedoes rather than just parking a fleet above a world and glassing it the old fashion way

ashen zenith
#

maybe they just consider taking over a planet and its resources a more important objective than just killing the enemies

primal tide
#

It makes sense when the lore is seen as just window dressing for a tabletop game, but on its own its derpy

odd sparrow
#

bolter porn tl;dr

primal tide
#

I guess I'm probably just stating the obvious here tho 😅

odd sparrow
#

tbh the fluff surrounding battlefleet gothic is shockingly perceptive with that stuff. Like, with void combat occurring over astronomical distances, as it really should lol

#

i remember the uh one of phil kelly's farsight things being pretty good for that too, p sure he was just pulling everything frm BFG but still. Apparently 40k space combat is more convincing than anything planetside

primal tide
#

Haha well, yeah at the end of the day it's true that it's up to the author, some will be more motivated to make more sense of it

#

Not surprised bfg does it right, seems everything about that game is quality

#

Wish I was more into that kind of game

#

😩

odd sparrow
#

i've never played it tabletop, it does look highkey complicated from the stuff i've seen

primal tide
#

Yeah, same

#

I think out of all of the tabletop stuff killteam would probably be my speed

#

Something not too complicated or with too many things going on at once

#

And where I won't feel like I'm making no progress if I take a few weeks of on and off painting a single model lol

ashen zenith
#

is there a tabletop wh40k game you can play without having to invest 100s of dollars?

odd sparrow
#

That's killteam. tl;dr small scale 40k with like a dozen-ish infantry models, or less depending on army

#

plus if you ever do go into proper 40k from that, it uses the same models so

primal tide
#

Yeah, you pretty much build a small squad of dudes instead of having to have an army

#

I know you said 40k but also there's a version for age of sigmar but the name escapes me

#

Warcry

#

That's it

final spruce
#

Well Warcry has its own warbands but they have released rules for normal armies to partake in

summer niche
distant harness
#

Warcry does have its own warbands, but aren't a few just standard models, or really close to them?

#

Dunno why you'd use standard models when there's such cool ones available though

final spruce
#

A warband in Warcry is around 10-12 characters with their own asthetics, their own rules etc

crisp heath
#

If you play a high cost per model killteam you can do with like 5 minis

celest dome
#

Can't you have like 3 Custodes or something like that ?

open marsh
royal dagger
#

dat hair cut tho

crisp heath
#

Vietnam mohawk

#

dat sword tho

finite roost
#

i like to imagine space marine primaris as GEN Z

crisp heath
#

lmao

finite roost
#

like imagine

crisp heath
#

Im not saying youre wrong

finite roost
#

this old space marine who fought a thausand battles

#

and primaris is like

#

ok boomer

open marsh
rotund siren
#

yeeeeeaaaaaaaaah!

barren tapir
#

A bit of lore for DA from GW... There are even some GW approved puns too

finite roost
#

death korps of krieg should have power shovels instead of normal ones

#

that is the lore now

open marsh
#

See. The problem with that is: expensive. Kriegers arent worth the cost

odd sparrow
#

counterpoint

#

shovel memes

open marsh
#

That's more of a point against because shovel memes are stale

odd sparrow
#

didn't say i was counterpointing ur argument

storm jungle
#

Shovel memes suck regardless

odd sparrow
#

krieg deserved better

primal tide
#

The planet turned traitor for a while right?

#

Maybe they deserve being on the receiving end of shitty memes

#

Big brain

odd sparrow
#

Yea. it's like, krieg is prosperous, krieg betrays imperium, krieg gets blasted over the course of a couple of centuries until it's a worldwide somme, the planet is then placed under the imperial tithe and teaches its soldiers to be ashamed of their traitorous heritage and die in battle for big e to redeem themselves

#

also cloning happens at some point

primal tide
#

But not heretical cloning

#

Because that would be bad mkay

rotund siren
#

I mean, it's kinda heretical, but only because it's technoheresy

celest dome
#

Cloning and Vatgrown human are accepted

#

Some FW use that for their Skitarii

rotund siren
#

right, but then they wouldn't have hid it from the Ad Mech

last sentinel
#

Well the ad mech is so big a sect or part of it could have assisted and I wouldn’t de surprised if they knew but turned a blind eye to to krieg being super effective

barren tapir
#

In the old lore it was stated that krieg got special permission and the tech by the Ad. Mech. to keep up with the numbers... But last piece of lore seems to have retconnected that

last sentinel
#

I’d say for the sake of krieg that it is still partially true

#

My real question is is what forgeworld makes all of the krieg equipment because most of it is specializes versions of standard imperial guard stuff

barren tapir
#

I saw many bits of lore that show how now the Ad. Mech. isn't the only one with tech or that know how to handle it, so it is not impossible that krieg don't have any support from the Ad. Mech.

last sentinel
#

Same with the maccabian janissaries

#

Ah

rotund siren
#

could be archaeotech, like the big missiles that were used to push the heretics back way over at the beginning of Krieg's super long war

open marsh
distant harness
#

A few groups have their own sort of independent ad mech teams too, I'm fairly sure

knotty cove
#

house van saar makes some fucking sick lasguns

distant harness
#

Grey knights have their own forge world I think?

knotty cove
#

grey knights get shit from mars iirc

distant harness
#

Nah from Deimos, but they produce some of their weirder stuff themselves

knotty cove
#

ah

#

i know custodes do their own thing

storm jungle
#

Yeah all custodes stuff is terran made iirc

#

even their auramite and such, aka just gold but latin

distant harness
#

Yeah custodes have their own internal tech people, and a bunch of gear that I don't think is really even made at all anymore

#

Assassins are similar I think?

storm jungle
#

Yeah assassins are more or so that

#

like their gear can be produced in some places but obviously its SOLELY made for them in this case

#

with custodes even the gems on their armor is like seriously intricate stuff

final spruce
#

Well the thing is that assassins are supposed to be a hidden organisation so getting supplies isn't easy

open marsh
final spruce
#

I also saw Custodes armors almost being custom made for its wearer but I am doubting on that one

knotty cove
#

I like the Van Saar ones better, just for the aesthetic

final spruce
#

I'd need comfirmation

knotty cove
#

I mean

#

If you're gonna be a warrior who lives for tens of thousands of years guarding the only thing keeping humanity together

#

I'd fucking hope they have armor tailor made for them

distant harness
#

Custodes stuff is custom made

storm jungle
# final spruce I'd need comfirmation

Custodian Armour is still fashioned with rare auramite alloy such as that used for the armour the Emperor Himself wore in battle, rather than the standard ceramite used in all other forms of Imperial Power Armour. Each suit is unique to the Custodian who wears it, as it is customised to its user, a suit of master-crafted battle-plate in the Custodes' traditional golden colour, each a work of art in its own right and highly individualised after the fact by its user. Custodian Armour is also fitted with arrays of proximity sensors and Refraction Field generators to further enhance its formidable defences.

knotty cove
distant harness
#

Their armor has personal shit written all over it I'm fairly sure

knotty cove
#

I just finished drawing a Van Saar one a few minutes ago

distant harness
#

Their different names and accomplishments

knotty cove
#

Yeah

#

All their names are on their armor

knotty cove
#

Some have no room left on their armor, so it's on their skin iirc

distant harness
#

man you'd think they would just invest in some paper

open marsh
#

Also on House Van Saar, they are an example of the power of a single functional STC

distant harness
#

like carry a book around bro

#

buy a phone

knotty cove
#

They've got a whole-ass STC?

open marsh
#

They have easy access to plasma guns and other high tech weapons. Hardlight shields. Hover boards

storm jungle
#

one sec let me get it

distant harness
#

I think all the custodes stuff that can still be manufactured is pretty much custom made for them actually?

open marsh
#

and they give them to gangers

distant harness
#

Bar vehicles maybe

knotty cove
#

when tf the admech gonna poke that shit

storm jungle
#

this thing

#

i dont know what the hell it is

knotty cove
#

ball

open marsh
storm jungle
#

I know but like

distant harness
#

It's me :)

storm jungle
#

what is-

#

owo

knotty cove
#

hello, ball

storm jungle
#

deep undergrouuuuund

open marsh
distant harness
#

man I don't have any good ball related emotes so I take it back

storm jungle
#

a canoptek spider!

#

of course!

distant harness
#

I lied, the ball isn't me

knotty cove
#

🟤

#

ball

storm jungle
#

otisball

open marsh
odd sparrow
#

cute

storm jungle
#

I dont like spiders tho

#

stomp em

open marsh
#

nooooo

#

Spiders are fren. That eat bugs

odd sparrow
#

^

#

i love spiders

open marsh
#

Fluffi ones have lil chub faces

odd sparrow
#

yea! one sec

#

i wanna hug them

#

not too hard tho they're quite fragile

#

also this isn't 40k so i'm gonna shoop

storm jungle
#

NOOOOOOOOOO

#

FUCK

#

EW EW EW EW EEWWAŞNDAWNŞDAW

open marsh
#

❤️

#

Lookit dem big pupper eyes

storm jungle
#

Disgusting

#

smash it

#

:I

open marsh
#

No hurt spider fren >:c

storm jungle
eternal ledge
open marsh
odd sparrow
#

Spiders are friends not food

open marsh
#

Im with House Van Saar. Spiders are awesome and fren

eternal ledge
#

I've played enough Earth Defense Force games to never trust anything with more than 4 legs

open marsh
eternal ledge
#

only good bug is a dead bug

open marsh
plush mason
#

EDF=earth defence force?

eternal ledge
#

Yep

reef hedge
#

THE EATHER DEFENCE FORCE DESECENDS

eternal ledge
dull flame
#

EDF! EDF!

eternal ledge
#

Full on the best not 40k - 40k game

open marsh
#

Why mean to spider frens

#

No bulli

reef hedge
#

spiders are not frens

#

xenos

#

must purge

#

says the machine god

open marsh
#

Spiders are fren, they not xenos. They spider

reef hedge
#

space spiders xenos tho

open marsh
#

@odd sparrow Help. They bulli spider frens ; n ;

odd sparrow
#

they are cowards

reef hedge
#

like megarachnids

#

we literally destroyed their prison world

#

well i mean horus did

eternal ledge
#

anyone wanna check @open marsh for head ridges?

open marsh
#

Nids are not spiders

#

Spider > Nids

#

Spiders are fluffi with big pupper eyes

reef hedge
#

didnt say tyranids

#

said megarachnids

open marsh
#

I was replying to Anubis

reef hedge
#

ahh soz brother

eternal ledge
#

More than 4 legs is nto friend

#

not friend

storm jungle
#

^

potent swift
#

You cannot escape the spiders. They were here at the beginning and will be here long after the stars go out.

tall fjord
#

to be fair that'd be kind of interesting

#

you just have an inquisition experiment on this one planet, tyranids show up

#

only to get eaten by all the spiders

#

"we originally had the techpriests making these things so we could use the silk to make new types of body armor, but, this is a way cooler use of them"

#

"what would happen if these things spread throughout the imperium?"

#

"that will never happen"

#

"we've been reinforced by the space marines to clear the rest of the nids out"

#

"excellent w-WHICH CHAPTER?!"

#

next week it's all "i didn't know that there were so many spiders in this subsector"

#

"they were a gift"

primal tide
#

the tyranids are arriving in our galaxy because theyre running from spiders

open marsh
odd sparrow
#

Metal af

#

This hive planet is ungoliant approved

open marsh
#

New planet: "Haha! We have deadly insects so that you could never survive here!"

Humanity: ".......release the SPIDERS!!!!"

tall fjord
#

New Planet: We're going to be even WORSE than the last one!

#

Catachans: Sweet, a vacation planet

#

New Planet: What the fuck is WRONG with you people?

open marsh
#

Beside dying of radiation poisoning, it would be pretty cool to be a Van Saar ganger

#

just hanging out with a giant cyborg spider pet

tall fjord
#

that tick-tick-tickety of your geiger counter is where the delicious TINGLING comes from

#

besides, hair isn't that big of a deal anyways

#

look at the ogryn

#

he's having an amazing time and you know how much hair he has? NONE!

open marsh
#

Necromunda has some crazy lore

#

Like there is a whole gang of Van Saars who may either be clones of a failed Archeotek or even duplicates of the same archeotek drawn from different timelines

tall fjord
#

you know it occurs to me that theres nothing stopping the ogryn from wearing a wig, i can just imagine him 'acquiring' hair from various sources

#

after a firefight he just vanishes for abit and then comes back looking like john lennon

#

"what the fu-"

#

"don't question it"

#

"but-"

#

"you don't wanna know"

open marsh
#

Discord

#

Discord.....

#

Why do you upload files in the wrong order every time?

tall fjord
#

when you upload multiples at a time it goes based upon which one finishes uploading first, which is usually the one with the smallest file size

#

in cases like these you gotta do them one by one individually

open marsh
#

Thing is

#

I uploaded 1 and while that one was loading, I sent the other one

tall fjord
#

you gotta wait for the first one to finish first

open marsh
#

Still annoying

#

Also. life even as a worker in House Van Saar is also apparently pretty chill

open marsh
open marsh
#

They are survivors of the DAoT humanity stuck in 40k

#

Able to easily produce what the rest of the Imperium considers archeotech

open marsh
#

The Mechanicus tried

#

The Van Saar killed them. Covered it up as an accident. And gave the mechanicus a bunch of "archeotech" to shut them up and leave them alone

#

The awesome part of being survivors of DAoT with a still functional STC is that you can just make "archeotech"

#

It seems most of it was created by the Men of Stone

#

Nope

#

Men of Stone were both the designers and builders. Eventually making the Men of Iron to help them build

#

Nope

#

Its not really understood what the Men of Gold were. All we know is that they were more philosophical and able bodied that the Men of Stone.

#

Probably perpetuals

#

Oh you edited you message and said that

#

Anyway what makes me excited about learning that House Van Saar are survivors of the DAoT is that they could be Men of Stone themselves.

#

Like there is one Van Saar Archeotek who uploaded their consciousness into a computer system

#

I doubt that. From what we have seen

#

The Men of Stone were more like the proto-Mechanicus

#

Kron, a shipman from the short story "Ancient Histories" is heavily implied to be a Man of Stone. Essentially he is an A.I. who lives in cybernetics he puts on others and then hijacks their body

#

Basically Men of Stone are somewhere between a human, a servitor, and an STC system

primal tide
#

I've always liked the idea that the 'stone' in men of stone is silicon

#

Ie they are very cybernetically enhanced or partially computer brained

open marsh
#

Cool thing about Kron. He managed to make life saving bionics for another shipman. Including a bionic eye with perfect vision, out of scraps he found around the ship. And made them/installed them in the shipman in a mere 5 hours

#

Also when a mechanicus luminin tried to kill him, he killed it in return and salvaged its electoos and installed them into himself

#

I think it shows the power of the Men of Stone

#

able to make technological wonders, beyond the most skilled of Mechanicus artifacers, out of scraps laying around

#

Read Ancient Histories

#

Other possible Men of Stone are the Olemic Quietude

#

Eh. Maybe

distant harness
#

I doubt it tbh, they're kind of their own offshoot

atomic pelican
#

Yee Interex were cool. Used drones and werent mega xenophobic

#

I kinda wish there was a non-imperial human faction that still existed

open marsh
tall fjord
#

a non-imperial human faction would only be interesting if there was something unique about them compared to the other factions anyways, and most of what you could do with them that might be interesting is already being done with the tau

atomic pelican
#

Pretty much

tall fjord
#

of course, they COULD just expand on the whole concept of the humans which ARE tau loyalists, since they exist in the lore but get next to no actual screentime

atomic pelican
#

Yee gue'vesa dont rlly get alot of attention

#

Which is odd since theyre one of the more common auxillaries fluffwise

#

In terms of civilians at least

tall fjord
#

in the lore, there actually ARE also still non-imperial human holdouts as well even in the current time, it's just that they, like gue'vesa get next to no screentime (to be fair, as medic stated, they tend not to last long the second literally ANYONE finds them)

atomic pelican
#

Yee its neat. The first human worlds the Tau converted were actually technically non-imperial human worlds

#

Like, they were officially imperial. But had been forgotten for so long their culture had pretty much divided

tall fjord
#

to be fair, alot more worlds would be more willing to join the tau and defect from the imperium if it weren't for some of the more PRESSING threats

#

chaos for example, most of the tau can't help you a whole lot with them

open marsh
#

Yeh

#

Which is something that some Van Saar can do

#

He is still Cawl, just parts of those he has merged with exist in his subconcious, but he is such an egotistical and willful bastard that they are trapped within his mind

finite roost
#

I got a serious lore question

#

Cuz i don't actualy know

#

Is being gay heresy in the imperium?

atomic pelican
#

no

storm jungle
#

nope

#

Like people might give you a look or two

#

but they really wont care

atomic pelican
#

Yeah most like, real world bigotries arent present in the Imperium. They talk abt stories like that thru analogue

finite roost
#

So imperium is not that homophobic.

#

Interesting

odd sparrow
#

Yeah they don't really touch upon normal non-40k-specific bigotry much

storm jungle
#

Yeee

#

its the same with kissing

#

GW finds it icky

atomic pelican
#

FETH

storm jungle
#

no joke lol

odd sparrow
#

racial bigotry is a thing but lord help u if ur a mutant

storm jungle
#

GREENSKIN

odd sparrow
#

i'm not gonna ask what FETH means

atomic pelican
#

Yeah like most fictions, 40k explores topics like that thru analogy

odd sparrow
#

yee

#

Not directly

storm jungle
#

its so stupid

#

say it outloud right now, like... jesus christ

odd sparrow
#

oh god i remember that now

#

star wars does the same thing and i kinda die a little inside every time

storm jungle
#

The worst part is

#

the word "shit" or "bitch" EXISTS in the novels

finite roost
#

Dead inside is my normal state so it does not bother me

odd sparrow
#

lmao yeah but no

storm jungle
#

i refuse to believe "fuck" wouldnt survive to the M41

odd sparrow
#

gotta make up our own weird fuck equivalent instead

#

fuck is forbidden

#

i guess it's immersion breaking?? idk

finite roost
atomic pelican
#

Emperor said no cussing in his atheist turbofascism

odd sparrow
#

Plus hey like, all language stuff is kinda ambiguous anyways

finite roost
#

Maybe in gothic there is no "fuck"

odd sparrow
#

i interpret it as being all they're probs speaking some weird low gothic bastardisation of a bastardisation of a bastardisation of a local sector wide language of a- etc, but we're correcting it to english cus duh

finite roost
#

Yeah i know all is translated to english

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Like

odd sparrow
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Yea. Like, low gothic is just a blanket term for all the weird nonsense humans across the imperium speak, high gothic is a aristocratic mostly centralised language so that imperial authorities know what tf eachother is saying

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Though obvs not something touched on a whole lot cus it's always gonna be weird to cover that kind of thing with everything in english for the purposes of the book. Cus yeah

storm jungle
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No like

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its touched on

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but guess what

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its from some 20 year old rogue trader novel or whatever lol

odd sparrow
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hello
hi ur high gothic is impeccable
thank

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hey basically everything is touched on

atomic pelican
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oh yeah?

odd sparrow
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the capacity of which varies from novel that come out two months ago to no longer even available on ebay.

atomic pelican
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What are the exact dimensions of shadowsun's hoofs?

odd sparrow
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stOP

atomic pelican
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DHSHD

odd sparrow
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🗞️ 🗞️ 🗞️ 🗞️ 🗞️ 🗞️ 🗞️ 🗞️ 🗞️ 🗞️ 🗞️ 🗞️ 🗞️ 🗞️ 🗞️

atomic pelican
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AAA

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God but yesh

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40k lore professors beating ppl over the head with a excerpt from 15 yrs ago from a magazine snippet

storm jungle
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I love it

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LOL

odd sparrow
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SAME

atomic pelican
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Only published in the DRC

odd sparrow
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it's glorious

atomic pelican
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Honestly its hard to be upset with ppl who only know lore from memes since lore beyond codexes is mostly costy

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Or obscure

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Or both

odd sparrow
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my novel from 2014 says THIS
YEAH WELL MY SHORT STORY FROM 1999 SAYS THIS
[dude in the corner about to hit them with his blurb excerpt from 1988]

atomic pelican
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YEP

odd sparrow
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yea 40k lore is an incoherent scattered mess

storm jungle
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Unlikely. the Codexes (EG Codex Armageddon, Codex Eye of Terror) didn't get retconned, just the world campaign results.
So things like Tyrok Fields (Codex Eye of Terror, Volscani regiment on parade turns around and bayonet charges the cadian high command on the reviewing stands) are still referenced.
Which is how Creed got to be in charge instead of the usual Lord General Governor of Cadia.

odd sparrow
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Which is why I avoid being like, snooty about it at all costs

storm jungle
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shit like this basically

atomic pelican
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Yeee

storm jungle
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I DONT FUCKING CARE DUDE

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ORKS GO BOOM DAKKA

odd sparrow
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40k is a setting not a coherent story. Like, you put other coherent stories into the setting, you don't expect it all to fit perfectly together

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that is dumb and u are dumb

atomic pelican
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Yeah I dont think 40k could ever reallt be a coherent story

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Sheer size and well

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Its a wargame

odd sparrow
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Yea p

storm jungle
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I remember some dude getting triggered over me joking about Custodes x Sisters of Silence

atomic pelican
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Was it That Person

storm jungle
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so i made this in response lol

atomic pelican
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Was it Her dilara

storm jungle
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LOL

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no another dude associated with Her

atomic pelican
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RHDHD ayt

storm jungle
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also where did he get this fact from?

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Uhhhh

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oh yeah

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another old horus heresy book

atomic pelican
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Should show him those "bros being bros" blurbs

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Those blurbs make being a space marine not seem so bad

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Like hey, imperium sucks but

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Gettimg a back rub from a bronze god of a dude

storm jungle
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As long as we get reincarnated as marines bro

atomic pelican
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its not gay bro we are just being chapter brothers.

storm jungle
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wrote "dark angels gay" on google

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best result

atomic pelican
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NICE

storm jungle
finite roost
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What

atomic pelican
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This changes deathwing greatly

storm jungle
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LOL

finite roost
atomic pelican
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I know Brother, it is me.

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Love can bloom in the space hulk

royal dagger
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Ram Ranch Brothers

finite roost
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Well

visual pumice
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Ram Hulk

finite roost
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Yes

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More like this

storm jungle
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Anyone watched the intro cinematic of space hulk?

finite roost
storm jungle
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Just long penis shaped rockets penetrating a hulk

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through holes

odd sparrow
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oh dark angels are absolutely gay

storm jungle
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👀

odd sparrow
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canonically

visual pumice
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many peni

finite roost
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Technicly yes

odd sparrow
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disagree and die by my blade

royal dagger
finite roost
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Dark angels are like the gay knights

storm jungle
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in SPESS

odd sparrow
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also dilara how did you manage to get horny over space hulks

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i'm worried for you

storm jungle
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NOOoooOoo

atomic pelican
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Any depiction of warrior men orders without some homoeroticism is wrong

odd sparrow
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^

atomic pelican
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Also its the genestealers

finite roost
atomic pelican
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Inherent eroticism of genestealers

odd sparrow
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.......

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what about genestealers even remotely-

atomic pelican
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Kiss

odd sparrow
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and NO not including cultists

atomic pelican
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Tongue kiss

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From patriarch

finite roost
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Probably phermones

odd sparrow
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this is the wrong kind of kiss

atomic pelican
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Kiskis

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It is legit a tongue kiss

finite roost
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The french one

atomic pelican
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A super one

odd sparrow
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plus i imagine their tongue gets very invasive bth

atomic pelican
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Thats the POINT

odd sparrow
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BOUNDARIES

storm jungle
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WELCOME TO THE C**[redacted]**M ZONE

ONLY C**[redacted]**M

odd sparrow
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THEY DON'T RESPECT THEM

odd sparrow
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also i hate you

finite roost
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Welcome to the CUM ZONE Canada USA and Mexico

storm jungle
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NICE

odd sparrow
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s

royal dagger
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Cum zones

atomic pelican
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Giving birth to my gorgeous 1st generation son and caring for him as he tears apart gangers

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Aww hes purple~

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RHSBD

finite roost
odd sparrow
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Alienfuckers need to stay off this setting

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the potential is terrifying

finite roost
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Yes

odd sparrow
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same with furries and skaven

atomic pelican
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Too late

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TOO LATE

finite roost
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That is the problem

visual pumice
finite roost
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Space wolfes, come back here damm furries

visual pumice
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rat is the only way

odd sparrow
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i'm so glad that meme omits the bulge from the stormvermin

storm jungle
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LOL

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WAS ABOUT TO SAY THE SAME THING

atomic pelican
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Sad

odd sparrow
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affdsdg

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aun'va no

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wait what even is your name

storm jungle
odd sparrow
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i'm not calling you Hoof.

finite roost
atomic pelican
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AAAA

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U will call me hoof and you will lile it

odd sparrow
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sounds kinky

atomic pelican
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Actually I will rebrand

odd sparrow
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in all the wrong ways, burn in hell sinner

atomic pelican
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Just for you <3

storm jungle
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Hmmm

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g a y

odd sparrow
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I am sure this rebrand will be less cursed.

finite roost
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I hope it will be

atomic pelican
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Are you happy now

odd sparrow
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...

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This is

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slightly better but idk how i feel about that

atomic pelican
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I gotta come up with something snappier

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This will do as I experiment

finite roost
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I dunno what do i should think about this

finite roost
odd sparrow
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no think

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only purple

storm jungle
atomic pelican
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AHH

finite roost
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Dabbing tau

storm jungle
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@atomic pelican just for you ❤️