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plush mason
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TTS said he attacked it after the dark eldar attacked his home world

storm jungle
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Yeah the Khan is currently "lost in the webway"

distant harness
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Vulkan killed a bunch of DE after they attacked his home, maybe they combined the two?

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Khan did fuck off into the webway, but don't think we know much about it past that

storm jungle
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Yep we dont

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I actually forgot the event of vulkan's disappearance

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aside from him leaving a puzzle lol

distant harness
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ORKED

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sort of

plush mason
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to stop a traitor fleet iirc

distant harness
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Dude was fighting the beast and they both fell into a massive power generator, vulkan got all waaaghed up and detonated it, which maybe killed him

plush mason
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but the dark eldar didnt show up to help and insteed raided the white scar's home world and made off with like have the pop

storm jungle
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Not all of the Yasan Sector's scores of worlds had remained loyal, and in the anarchy of rebellion, the insidious Drukhari, the so-called "Dark Eldar," had seized the opportunity to raid and take slaves with wanton abandon. Thousands were cut down, and thousands more enslaved, carried off through the secret passages of the Webway to meet a fate no mortal human can imagine.

Many of those Imperial citizens still loyal to Terra were on the verge of despair.

It was only thanks to the garrison left by Jaghatai that Chogoris and some of its key production and recruitment worlds had fared better than the rest of the sector, but these forces had not been entirely adequate. The Drukhari had been able to seize Chogorian tribespeople as slaves.

Some of the Great Khan's senior officers argued that had the garrison stayed on Chogoris, and not sent detachments to defend some of the worlds of the Yasan Sector, the Chogorians would not have been lost.

Jaghatai waved away these claims, applauding the garrison's warlike and independent spirit. But hatred for those who had taken his people burned in his heart. Replenishing his ranks, the Great Khan took the fight to the enemy, his campaign now one of vengeance.

With the Khagan at its head, the effort to reclaim the Yasan Sector met with early successes. Thanks to the foresight of Chogoris' garrison, the Yasan Campaign's momentum was maintained with a steady supply of munitions, vehicles and fresh warriors.

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Many poured from hideaways concealed by eldritch energy, and the Space Marines were beset on all sides. Scores of the Great Khan's sons died horrific, painful deaths. Others were captured, doomed to a worse fate in the arenas of the Dark City of Commorragh. But the Warhawk kept on, determined to reach his quarry.

The Drukhari Archon stood before the portal itself, directing his warriors with flicks of his sword. He was laughing, savouring every ounce of pain being inflicted and suffered across the battlefield. The smile did not leave his face even as he observed the Khagan racing towards him. Without any loss of composure, he simply directed more of his forces in Jaghatai's direction, slowing Jaghatai down and driving him to even greater anger.

The Great Khan could not be halted, however. He pushed onwards, his 1st Brotherhood at his side, cutting down foe after foe with his sword. It is said that with his forces failing, the Archon moved to flee into the Webway portal.

It cannot be known whether or not the xenos desired to close it before Jaghatai Khan raced through with the entirety of his brotherhood. All that can be known is that as soon as the last White Scar crossed the threshold, the shimmering gateway collapsed.

The battle raged on for solar hours after, the remaining White Scars slaughtering without mercy those Drukhari abandoned by their lord, even as they were filled with horror at the apparent loss of their Primarch.

distant harness
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TTS kind of plays it loose with canon sometimes

storm jungle
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Yeeee, but the gist is basically the same

plush mason
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yeah

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they get fairly close

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tho i like the canon version better cuz i just dont see the khan working with xenos for any reason

storm jungle
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I mean does he?

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last time we see him in TTS he appears with a bike addorned with dark eldar skulls and trophies

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๐Ÿ‘€

plush mason
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this was before that

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big e ask dorn where the khan was iirc

storm jungle
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I should re-check that....

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TTS lore is getting bigger by episode lol

plush mason
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yes

open marsh
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Don't try and get canon from TTS

plush mason
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yes

storm jungle
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Alfabusa warns people not to

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but hey 40k fandom so not like they're gonna listen

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YEET

distant harness
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at least it's a step up from "a guy on a forum copied this from another guy on a forum who made it up" I guess

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or 1d4chan

plush mason
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true

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btw

storm jungle
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and a lot better than the actual plot of canon lol

plush mason
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is there a hive fleet titan?

storm jungle
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Nope

plush mason
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perfect

storm jungle
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that name is copyrighted by the greyknights

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and the adeptus titanicus

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๐Ÿ‘€

open marsh
plush mason
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i made a custom paint schem in DOW2 for the nids and i named it titan

storm jungle
distant harness
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Ya I don't have anything against it mostly, just the people who use it as a primary source

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Have issues with some articles because they're just shit or misleading without being obviously comedy but that's another point

storm jungle
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I mean i never had that with 4chan? But I guess when you dont realise its a meme people really do misunderstand it a lot

open marsh
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1d4chan. You mean?

storm jungle
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Yeeee

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its like the only 4chan thing i use, every other board is cursed.

distant harness
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there's some okay smaller ones

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anything big is shit, but it's just a matter of filtering most of it out

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or finding a smaller general within that board that just acts like its own subcommunity

storm jungle
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Yeah the anonimity just brings out the most weirdass people, its kind of why i roll my eyes at anyone saying most boards are "safe"

open marsh
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A good comparison I like to point out is that, surprisingly, some articles on 1d4chan are more accurate than even the Lexicanum.

storm jungle
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Oh god yeah

open marsh
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Like the page on the Minotaurs.

storm jungle
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they even add in like the uh

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most intricate lore details in some books

open marsh
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If you can filter out the memes

plush mason
open marsh
plush mason
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please tell me its not some fools in bull head helmets

open marsh
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They are more like Space Spartans

crisp heath
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Beastmen

storm jungle
plush mason
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ohhhhh

crisp heath
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Im alying. Eastmen and they are unit

storm jungle
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AKA they're assholes

plush mason
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the yellow ones with hoplons and dores

storm jungle
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Lets take a look at their beginning text on 4chan

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The Minotaurs (also known as the Moomarines) are a Chapter of Space Marines and massive dicks. They were formed in the Cursed Founding as psychopathic berzerkers and were possibly successors to more stab-happy legions, like the Blood Angels (looking at you Sanguine Berzerkers) or World Eaters

open marsh
storm jungle
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exactly

distant harness
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outside the few places that get dedicated protection jannies that make them usable

open marsh
plush mason
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Moomarines

open marsh
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The bronzey Minotaurs arent cursed founding

plush mason
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the artwork i saw of them was imperial fist yellow in color

storm jungle
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That might be a more older artwork i think?

storm jungle
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That there existed a Loyalist Space Marine Chapter called the Minotaurs, created during the Cursed 21st Founding of the 36th Millennium, is not widely contested in the Imperial record.

open marsh
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I talked with the guy who made them

storm jungle
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Hmmm strange

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time to consult the wiki-gods then?

open marsh
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Let me get to my computer and I'll explain

plush mason
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imperial propaganda

distant harness
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I'll check the source lexicanum says I guess

plush mason
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they dont like talking about the loyalists that come from traitor legions

open marsh
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The summary of the Minotaurs are that there are 2 chapters who share the same name

storm jungle
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Is it accidental lol

open marsh
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That is unknown. It could have been the result of shitty Imperial record keeping, or it could have been purposeful to obfuscate the origins of the Minotaurs when some nosey Inquisitor got a little too close

storm jungle
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shitty imperial record keeping: GW writers

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๐Ÿ‘€

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but also interesting....

open marsh
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But these guys are 21st Cursed Founding (M36), Chimeric geneseed. Batshit fucking insane. No planning. No recon. No intel. They would just rage rush the enemy to get into melee and stabby stab stab

storm jungle
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Oh god

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my eyes

distant harness
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what colour scheme are the ones you're talking about?

open marsh
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These guys have been around since atleast M32. Iron Warrior geneseed. Siege warfare specialists. And serve as the High Lords NOPE button to help deal with situations that look like could spark another Horus Heresy type Astartes civil war

distant harness
open marsh
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Its why he specifically wrote in lore in the Minotaurs Badab War lore showing that there are 2 chapters

distant harness
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I dunno if that's subtle as much as just unclear writing tbh

storm jungle
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^

distant harness
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like it outright says all that stuff about the minotaurs, shows pictures of them and then apparently you're saying it's supposed to be hinting there's two

open marsh
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The article goes specifcially into pointing out that the records of the cursed founding minotaurs dont fit the current minotaurs, besides that the current minotaurs are brutal

storm jungle
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My best guess is he wrote it that way but GW didnt give a crap lol

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Most likely thing

open marsh
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and writing in the specializations, culture, and even attitudes of the bronze coloured Minotaurs to match the Iron Warriors

distant harness
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It says they're different, but not enough to say when or where the others were founded I don't think?

open marsh
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where it mentions the Minotaurs took part in the Solar Rebellion supression of M32. 4 thousand years prior to the Cursed Founding

distant harness
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Ya, writing contradictory things in several different books is just bad writing for the style imo

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people don't read them like series

open marsh
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Its not contradictory, its just not put into simple language. Bligh wanted people to put on their thinking caps for a sec

plush mason
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are the maraders a successer chapter?

distant harness
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Not put into simple language + clarified in separate books is just bad for the genre

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like I said if you just put in info somewhere, people are just going to run with that info

open marsh
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Lore from the Badab War summary:
"The "chimeric" Minotaurs of M36 dont match the appearance or tactics of the Minotaurs we see right now. There maybe 2 chapters with the same name. The ones we see right now look, act, and fight like Iron Warriors"

Lore from the Orphean War:
"Also we found records of them predating the cursed founding. Further hinting that there are 2 chapters with the same name. Since we know 1 was deff founding during the Cursed Founding of M36"

distant harness
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The badab war book says the change was seen in the macharian heresy, which is just going to make people think the replacement happened after M38

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not that actually there was two chapters that were super different and the change happened in M36, way before it mentions people seeing the difference

open marsh
distant harness
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Ya, which is just contradictory lol

open marsh
distant harness
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If they existed before M36 but there was a refounding in M36, you'd see the change then

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You wouldn't have the originals, then another founding, then only see the change after the originals started showing up again 5k years later

open marsh
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A 2nd chapter with the same name was founded in M36

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Which is something that the Badab War books mentions has happened before

distant harness
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That's really just arguing pedantics lol, you know what I mean

plush mason
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so a ravener is literaly just a mini trygon lol

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IF 1d4can is to be believed

open marsh
distant harness
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I just don't think it really works is all, it just comes across as confused

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Like there was an original founding but it was all hidden away, then people think they're from another founding and the inquisition stopped hiding it for reasons, but then no-one noticed the two factions existing differently until 41k for some reason, with both vanishing for a long period in between

plush mason
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tbf a lot of 40k lore is like that

open marsh
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^

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Its why I love 40k

plush mason
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as iirc there is no true offical canon for the 40k setting

open marsh
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You gotta get big brain mode sometimes to get the full story

distant harness
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Ya I don't really care that much lol, just thought it was silly and I get why the wiki would be confused when the text is confused too

plush mason
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yeah

open marsh
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Even after he publically announced it

storm jungle
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The wikis sure as hell dont seem to care lol

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might be a good thing to poke them about it perhaps?

open marsh
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I tried with the lexicanum. They have a hardon that everything put in the pages must come from GW published books/games/etc.

Author comments and intent are not allowed

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-_-

storm jungle
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Ah well lol

open marsh
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Im like "Yeah sure. Why would the guy who created the thing have any useful information on what they are in the lore?"

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-_-

storm jungle
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Like i can get that logic on their end but as you say

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This is literally the guy that made them lol

open marsh
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At the very least have an "authors notes" section

storm jungle
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or you know

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TRIVIA

open marsh
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Boom

plush mason
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kek

storm jungle
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especially since they got fucking sections

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that are like

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"THIS MAY BE NON-CANON"

open marsh
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^^^

storm jungle
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I think you should bug them again and say these though

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cant really see how they'd counter argument it

plush mason
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ngl i hate looking for lore stuff on that site

open marsh
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I use it for some things. Like if I wanna know more lore on something, its accurately place lore references help

plush mason
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its really hard to navigate the site lol

storm jungle
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Lexi?

plush mason
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yeah

distant harness
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I never found lexicanum hard

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it's fairly standard wiki stuff imo

storm jungle
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Me neither tbh

open marsh
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Unlike the fandom wiki which just puts all the sources at the end of the page with no indication of what lore came from what book

storm jungle
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^

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Fucking hell

distant harness
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Hey at least the fandom wiki just copies the text directly half the time, so you don't need to look it up yourself :)

open marsh
storm jungle
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LOL to what you and Giggles just said

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its as if its not ran by great people or something

open marsh
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You're welcome >w>

plush mason
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ima guess my pfpic is a trygon

open marsh
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My prized page on the lexi is the lasgun page

plush mason
storm jungle
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holy artwork recolor batman!

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๐Ÿ‘€

open marsh
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I got tired of wondering what different patterns looked like so I started going through all kinds of IG lore to find all the images of listen patterns I could

storm jungle
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Also nice lol

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lexi is perfect for minor details like that

open marsh
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And then put the images actually in that particular lasgun's subsection on the lasgun page

storm jungle
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Damn that explains a lot

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pictures are any wikipages saving grace

open marsh
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yeh

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Ive been wanting to do this with every weapon in 40k

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But Im not a rich person who has nothing to do but sit here and do shit like that :<

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And shows how derp GW is with the lore sometimes

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The M35 M-Galaxy Short Pattern, Mk 4 Lascarbine, and Triplex Pattern Lasgun all look the same

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Even tho they are all lascarbine sized (thus should be lascarbined, 2 of them are called "lasguns"

plush mason
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this page uses the ships from battlefleet gothic 2 lol

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ofc i doubt the TT minis from the og game are that common so

storm jungle
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oh yeah i love that lol

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BFG2 really went ham with the ship varities so its quite nice

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...

plush mason
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yeah

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so you could kinda get away with using the zerg hive as the image

storm jungle
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to be fair

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COUGH

plush mason
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yes the zerg are the baby version of the tyranids

final spruce
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Similar yes

plush mason
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tbh someone needs to draw a norn-queen

storm jungle
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Closest we have is from Behemoth

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All musics names are further down in the description.

Script written by Eliphas/Eliphus, proofreading by Alfabusa and Yohan-Gas-Mask

Special thanks to:
Warekit for Tyranid models
Sleepydraw for helping with the Watchmaster art
Pythorogus for composing two musics for this
Joazzz for space marines models
SuperNinjanub for Battle Sisters models
...

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plush mason
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wait that was Cyrus

storm jungle
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Yes. Yes it was.

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dont reveal his identity!

plush mason
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i mean this cyrus is not the cyrus we all know and love from dow2

storm jungle
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I mean it is

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look its just an alternative timeline

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also the running joke in the series is that hes too badass and keeps stealing kills from his deathwatch teammates lol

plush mason
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i mean that he does

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but HE HAS A FUCKING SNIPER RIFLE

storm jungle
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THAT HE DOES my friend

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๐Ÿ˜Ž

plush mason
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and que hydra effect in...

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nothing is stronger than ultramarine plot armor

storm jungle
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Absolutely.

plush mason
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also

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the shadow in the warp effects all forms of warp communications and travel

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also Cyrus was always a bloodraven

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btw i wonder just how rare vet scouts like cyrus are

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ofc idk how the scout companies work

open marsh
barren tapir
final spruce
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Funnily, the Space wolves are full of veteran scouts, since in SW culture, scout isn't the trainee formation

plush mason
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yes i was talking about the codex compliant ones

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ima imagine all of them have atleast 1

final spruce
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Well you need scout sergeants to train the recruits

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So I guess codex compliant ones do

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Unless now it's the Eliminator's job

plush mason
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afaik vets like cyrus are full space marines that chose not to join the tactical company after acending

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so ima guess they dont have a manditory thing for it

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cuz a full space marine could still train them even in power armor

final spruce
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Well its hard to lead a squad made for recon on terrain if yourself you can't do it

plush mason
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true

final spruce
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That's where the new Primaris armors that can sneak enter

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Which would make for a dynamic change in my opinion

plush mason
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new?

final spruce
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Well I consider Primaris new

plush mason
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the alpha legion has had that for 10k years now

final spruce
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You mean the traitor legion that's technology is surely forbidden in the 40th millienium ?

plush mason
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iirc their armor has holoemiters in it that can make them look like other traitor/loyalist chapters

final spruce
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Yes but it doesn't make you any sneakier

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You're still a noisy and bulky marine

plush mason
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cant get much more sneaky than looking/sounding like a fellow brother

final spruce
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Still doesn't allow you to do a scout's job

dull flame
plush mason
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i love that one

barren tapir
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The only legion that can be silent even with full SM armour is the raven guard, and that is because some of them can become invisible and soundless because of psychic stuff

dull flame
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Night Lords can be pretty sneaky. Til they start stringing up flayed corpses everywhere to terrify the local populace

open marsh
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The Dark Angels had the Firewing. Which were their own mini-Raven Guard

plush mason
open marsh
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Homebrew doesn't count

plush mason
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fair

open marsh
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But the sneeki beekis are:
Raven Guard
Night Lords
Alpha Legion
Dark Angels (Firewing)

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The modern Firewing for the Dark Angels are the Consecrators. Tho their new specialization is relic hunting. When they are called on to engage in combat, they still fight like they did in the Horus heresy) great Crusade

median sundial
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Theoretically an Ork could order his boys to shoot him with the weakest pistols they have so he can build up a resistance to higher caliber, and since a large group of Orks believed that the same Ork could be virtually invincible to regular weapons and be able to withstand weapons that would obliterate a Space Marine.

plush mason
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green meats ina can

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killing more canned meat

dull flame
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It's funny cause killa kans will turn around and run away cause the grot pilot is still a grot. S'why they're usually released in mobs so they can feel brave

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Deff Dreads just charge right in tho

plush mason
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is a grot like a snotling?

grand hound
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Is there any knight equivalent of something small like a killa can in lore?

plush mason
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no iirc

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a knight is the smallist titan

grand hound
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I know sentinels are close, but I didn't know if any of the knights had anything smaller than a knight

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Gotcha

plush mason
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the closest you will find is the space marine dreadnaughts

grand hound
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Also snotlings are just worse grots

plush mason
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snotlings are from fantasy

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smallist form of greenskin

grand hound
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I thought snotlings were 40k because Fantasy had gobbos and night goblin equivalents to be bullied by orks

plush mason
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no they are in fantasy

dull flame
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Snotlings are in both. Grots are goblins from fantasy and Orks are Orcs. ๐Ÿ˜›

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Just with lots of dakka

grand hound
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Okay, I'm still at work and couldn't remember for the life of me

plush mason
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so a grot and a grethen are the same thing?

dull flame
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Yup yup

plush mason
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k

grand hound
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Fake ork words tripping me up man

plush mason
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just call all things gits and call it a day

dull flame
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I wanna see Thunder Warriors tearing through techno barbarians

plush mason
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and then the custodies tearing thru them....

dull flame
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๐Ÿ‡ซ

storm jungle
grand hound
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^

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Money fuels GW's decisions

potent swift
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I mean, we got the classic Firstborn Marine and the shiny new Primaris Marines. I suppose the OG proto-marines would be next in the cards.

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I mean, we got the classic Firstborn Marine and the shiny new Primaris Marines. I suppose the OG proto-marines would be next in the cards.

dull flame
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It'll be the Traitor's answer to primaris.

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They'll bring back Thunder Warriors. And jack them up with chaos powers to make them more killy

potent swift
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Hmm, Chaos finally making use of the Warp's lack of causality to bring back foes from ages past is actually a pretty sick concept ngl.

dull flame
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I know Trazyn has a Fulgrim clone atm. Which is interesting.

barren tapir
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Biles can do fulgrim clones at will IIRC

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And if i heard right he also managed to get his hand on some primaris, and maybe even some custodes

final spruce
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Didn't Bile managed to clone a viable Primarch ?

plush mason
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2

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horus and fulgrim

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the only problem with the horus clone was the fact it had no soul

rotund siren
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I know the feeling

plush mason
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same

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also the horus clone had the misfortue of going up against plot armor abby

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who somehow someway broke the mace of domination

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or whatever the fuck his mace was called

barren tapir
open marsh
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The Last Church
Dreams of Unity

are two that come to mind

thick shadow
open marsh
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Oh and there is Valdor: Birth of the Imperium

odd sparrow
plucky moth
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add in a bunch of uwus and owos and yeah

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pretty much it

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Hierowophant Khatep

odd sparrow
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Id bone

plucky moth
odd sparrow
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Though iirc he's a lich priest so like. I don't think he's traditionally undead like settra is? His life is just hilariously elongated via unnatural means

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So no bone

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Just weird dessicated flesh owo

plucky moth
distant harness
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lich priests are just nagash wannabes

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you need to raise your standards

odd sparrow
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Go for the supreme bonepope himself?

plucky moth
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I'd go for a ride in that chariot of his tbf

odd sparrow
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Settra is ultimate goals

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For as much as I wouldn't wanna be in an actual relationship with him

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You try to get him to bring the laundry out and he interprets it and trying to make him serve

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I will beat you with 12 chariots for this insolence

plucky moth
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he'll be the kind of guy to argue with people online at 2am

odd sparrow
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Oh absolutely

plucky moth
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"babe come to be-"
"I AM THE IMPERISHABLE rattles off 90+ titles"

odd sparrow
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Fun fact: you can't even use those titles as a meme on discord

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It goes over the character limit

plucky moth
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that makes it even better

open marsh
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Found out more about Astartes chapters serfs

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Blood Angels warrior thralls use carapace armour and lasguns

plush mason
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so IGs just blood angel style

final spruce
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Better equipped than IG Servoskull

plush mason
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like i said

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plus the more elite IGs do use carapace armor

final spruce
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Only a few since not even officers gets those

open marsh
final spruce
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Man i regret the time Vets were allowed carapace armor

open marsh
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Tho some might use hellguns. There is that Ultramar Auxilia that is seen with a hellgun. Thats thats Ultramarine

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Also they arent chapter serfs perse. They are Ultramar's PDF/Guard regiments. Granted, Ultramar is ruled by the Ultramarines. So its a grey area

open marsh
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i wonder if many chapter's warrior serfs carapace armour looks like IG carapace armour, or smaller version of Space Marine carapace armour

open marsh
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Looked into the Space Wolves warrior serfs, called Kaerls. They use Carapace armour and heavy Skjoldtar autoguns

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So far I have:
Blood Angels Blood Thralls:
Carapace Armour, Lasguns

Space Wolves Kaerls:
Carapace armour, skjoldtar autoguns. (blast-armour and translucent face-masks if on a void ship)

Dark Angels Armsmen (void ship warrior-serfs):
Carapace Armour, Shotguns, Shock-Mauls

Dark Angels Armoury guard:
Robes, pistols

Black Templars Warrior-serfs:
Robes, Pistols, Swords
Sergeant Majoris had "gleaming armour and a sword. looking like a mini Helbrecht" (power armour?)

thick shadow
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To know it, we need to un-robe them

odd sparrow
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stop

barren tapir
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Heavy Skjoldtar autoguns, known to be more powerful than the autoguns and lasguns of the Imperial Guard.
This is how to get my interest...

open marsh
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Yeh

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Also during the Horus Heresy, apparenly Dark Angels armsmen used "wide barreled shotcannons"

barren tapir
#

Weird way to call shotguns but ok, they are elitist members of knighthood orders

storm jungle
#

Guns-Which-Shot are pretty OP if you ask me

barren tapir
#

I will always say this: autogun>lasgun

open marsh
#

Normally, autoguns are boring to me. because....those are just real world guns. Like you can see in our time.

barren tapir
#

Sure, ammo for lasguns is easier to find, and a power pack may have more ammo, but you don't need ammo when your enemy is dead, or incapacitated

open marsh
#

Also think most autoguns are weaker than lasguns. Its just the ease of manufacture and maintance that makes them so appealling

barren tapir
#

I disagree with "most autoguns", but since i understand that many people put in that category lesser firearms it is not necessarily wrong as statement

open marsh
#

i mean, a las-bolt can easily blow someone's arm off. While autoguns just cant do that much damage unless its a big gun firing hot loaded rounds

open marsh
#

i wish the tabletop reflected all this, but rules wise. autoguns are just renamed lasguns

atomic pelican
#

Yee tabletop doesnt rlly reflect lore in like, most ways

barren tapir
#

What TT doesn't reflect is the logistic, but nothing prohibit you to say that all your guards use autoguns, their stats are the same

open marsh
#

From what Ive seen, its pretty accurately reflected in what they are doing in Darktide. What a lasgun can do in a single shot, requires a burst from the autogun

barren tapir
#

Modern battle rifle to be precise, they were also used by the imperial army inlarge numbers until the tech for las weapons for more refined, with clear exception like the solar auxilia

open marsh
#

Still not as powerful as lasguns.

barren tapir
open marsh
#

used to be reflected in the rules with a -1 save modifier compared to the autogun's 0

barren tapir
open marsh
#

Back when 40k rules were more reflective of the narrative

atomic pelican
#

Good lord

#

How old is that

barren tapir
#

Or maybe they are now... I could link you the page of autogun from lex but it seems that you don't like it, i'm working to get only war references

atomic pelican
#

That lasgun

open marsh
atomic pelican
#

Haha omg thats great

#

That lasgun design is peak comedy

open marsh
barren tapir
#

That is now ryza pattern

open marsh
#

hell I updated it just today because of a formatting error

barren tapir
#

These are from the only war rulebook

#

The same is true with dark heresy too

#

Oh, about the autogun page, i was remembering bad, it is the auto weapons page that say that they are on similar power level with las weapons, and that is why they got removed by the wargear list

#

As they are identical in game terms to las weapons, auto weapons have been removed from army lists, with the exception of the autocannon and battle cannon.

open marsh
#

Yeah thats just from the progressively simplified gameplay gameplay changes/balances

#

As I pointed out, back when the gameplay was more reflective of the narrative, lasguns were more powerful

atomic pelican
#

Ah yes

#

Oldhammer

#

Reflective of truth now

finite roost
#

Whoa

open marsh
#

It was harder to not get wounded by a lasgun due to the shot giving a negative save modifier. So an armour save that may have protected you from an autogun round would more likely fail against a lasgun

open marsh
finite roost
#

Yes

knotty cove
atomic pelican
#

Do u see the bubblebutt in the backgrouns

#

Its driving me mad

knotty cove
#

thic

finite roost
#

I did not, now i do

storm jungle
#

WE'RE BEING OVERRUN

finite roost
#

well

storm jungle
finite roost
#

Some guardsmwn who took this pic has a lot of explaining to his commisar

atomic pelican
#

Rlly love how "clown elves" probably made alot more sense when 40k was less serious of a series but now they just gotta roll with it

finite roost
#

Now there are rape elves

storm jungle
#

LDKSFDKJS NOOOO

open marsh
atomic pelican
#

Ye they do because of writing but the series def was more loose then

storm jungle
#

Yeeee

#

like as Aun says it was a silly idea but im surprised how awesome they made it by today

atomic pelican
#

Yesss

open marsh
#

It already concluded. We moved on to thicc alien jester booty

finite roost
#

Yes

#

Ima won't stay talking cuz in 5 minutes i got a plane

#

And i gotta go

storm jungle
#

fly safe buddy

barren tapir
#

Remember to say the right prayer when the plane start

open marsh
finite roost
#

but now i actualy go

#

Bye

barren tapir
#

Bye

barren tapir
storm jungle
#

All I know is

#

Lasgun goes pew

barren tapir
#

Damn Dilara, how the warp did you manage to have so many emoticon?? It kinda look like you have one for every single occasion

plucky moth
#

she's hiding behind 7000 servers

open marsh
barren tapir
storm jungle
#

Join any random server

#

YEEE exactly

#

nitro is great

plucky moth
#

I'm always right

barren tapir
#

Well, that is gonna be problematic, i'm not a very social person

knotty cove
#

No, you're left on occasion.

plucky moth
#

also tru

knotty cove
#

Can a Commissar blam a Commissar?

storm jungle
#

Yep

barren tapir
#

Yes

storm jungle
#

Gaunt does it!

barren tapir
#

But that would create a lot of paper work

storm jungle
#

oh yeah that too

#

fack

knotty cove
#

What if I blam the Administratum adept giving me the paperwork?

plucky moth
#

I think you just get blammed too

knotty cove
#

What if I'm blammier than the other guy though?

storm jungle
#

LOOK

knotty cove
#

Surely I can't be blammed then.

storm jungle
#

JUST DONT LEAVE ANY WITNESSES

knotty cove
#

I'm not an Eversor.

storm jungle
knotty cove
#

I am Trazyn the Finite.

open marsh
#

Excerpt from "Field Dressing a Lasgun Wound"
the beam will puncture through any internal organs and is capable of severing limbs.

#

Thats closer to the power of a .50 cal rifle

grand hound
#

Lasguns are like small contact explosives that shred flesh

#

While in comparison to autocannons, lascannons, etc. they may just be flashlights in terms of efficacy for the normal guardsman it's wild what they can do

open marsh
#

Yeh

#

It just sprang from an earlier argument where someone was trying to say that common autoguns are as powerful if not more so than lasguns

grand hound
#

Ahh, yeah autoguns got phased out

open marsh
#

Depends. There are certain models of autoguns that indeed are more powerful. Something I mentioned earlier. The Skjoldtar Autoguns used by the Kaerls of Fenris (Space Wolf warrior serfs)

#

They are mentioned as being more powerful than IG Autoguns and can do more damage than a Lasgun if used properly

grand hound
#

Well we're also talking having to roll with standard issue across the whole imperium, so specialized firearms would be even more strain on a strained industry

#

So like cost benefit, even though there's more powerful autogun patterns, lasguns still outweigh them logistically

open marsh
#

Yeah. Standard Autoguns aren't as powerful, accurate, or easily supplied with ammo (unless your manufacturing capabilities aren't advanced enough)

#

The power difference is something I pointed out in the Darktide trailer. The Lasguns are doing in single shots what the Autogun is taking bursts to do

barren tapir
mint hill
#

it' more the fact lasguns are just cheaper to make and maintain as they use battery's to function instead of solid slug

barren tapir
#

Autoguns were as standard wargear for the imperial army in the beginning

#

Autoguns, and other solid projectile weapons, are still used by the IG if they manage to get a reliable supply... Examples are the steel legions with their autogun pattern, and since they are fighting an ork infestation on their planet they can get ammo reliably...

open marsh
#

The Steel Legion use lasguns as standard. Specifically the Voss pattern

mint hill
#

Auto guns are generally used as 'low tier' thug type weapons as it means they don't have the equipment to maintain the lasgun or get replacement parts easy.

grand hound
#

I'm pretty sure that lasguns output more energy upon impact than autoguns, like multiple .50 caliber rounds powerful

mint hill
#

Depends on the type of las really, the autogun/lasgun debate is really they are just as fatal as eachother depending on where you get hit

grand hound
#

On top of not having to shift multiple hundreds of worlds to manufacture a different firearm

barren tapir
mint hill
#

you'd likely survive the lasgun just because it'd cauterize the wound if it's not a heart/head/liver baker shot.

grand hound
#

Actually that's not how getting hit by it would work

barren tapir
#

Lasgun may cleave limbs, but it is not always happening, also remember that lasguns may change their power on the go, while autoguns cannot

grand hound
#

The amount of heat would vaporize your veins and boil your blood on impact

#

It may actually cause whatever it impacted to explode, not sure since high heat energy weapons don't exist in the real world

plucky moth
#

cauterising doesn't really work that way if we're talking a massive bolt of energy searing your insides

barren tapir
#

Lasguns indeed create a mini explosion on the surface they hit, and swelling may appear near the wound, but it is not that big of an explosion

#

Of course a lasgun hit would kill you if you go around unarmoured, like an autogun would do

grand hound
#

Even if it was barely equivalent to a 20mm it would absolutely tear limbs

#

Or a .50

#

On top of it exploding your insides from the heat

barren tapir
#

0.50 is 12.7 mm

grand hound
#

Because if you flash boil organs it's not a good time

plucky moth
#

cauterisation only works if we're talking a burn specifically intended for closing a wound, a lasgun shot is more like just having a fourth degree burn slammed through you

barren tapir
#

And we know that some autogun use ammo stated as: long 8.25

plucky moth
#

which is y'know, not good for survival

grand hound
#

I mean you're effectively carrying a man portable browning

#

Which is insane from an infantryman's standpoint

barren tapir
plucky moth
#

yeah but I mean the bleeding being stopped from searing won't increase your survival chances

open marsh
#

Yeah. Having a cauterized hole in your lung isn't a huge improvement over a bleeding one

plucky moth
#

since you've taken on a variety of other life threatening damage

barren tapir
#

Oh, yeah, sure, it wouldn't be blodd los to kill you if a las weapon would go trough your organs

#

The wound would be really clean tough

plucky moth
#

like a fourth degree burn is typically gonna involve in loss of whatever part got rekt

if we're talking organs well you're cooked then in more ways than one

open marsh
#

But the shock of having essentially a .50 cal take out a chunk of your vital organs will put you down quickly

plucky moth
#

that too

#

there's the fact you're taking on a fuckload of kinetic energy from the shot too

#

so yea even if bleeding ain't a concern you're pretty fucked regardless

barren tapir
#

The kinetic energy transfer is one of the plus of autoguns on lasguns

open marsh
#

Lasguns dont have kinetic energy. You just feel your blood and flesh exploding due to quickly flash frying

plucky moth
#

pepeGlassesThink I see

open marsh
barren tapir
#

The kinetic energy argument is also why i like to see autoguns as better than lasguns, they have more stopping power while having the same killing power

plucky moth
#

what's the calibre of a standard autogun?

barren tapir
open marsh
#

Not sure that is ever mentioned. Tho a pattern with 8.25 "long" caliber is noted a being "oversized"

plucky moth
#

huh

#

that's a tad...vague

open marsh
#

Welcome to 40k

barren tapir
#

Autoguns are similar to our battle rifle, so around 7.62

plucky moth
#

hm so it'd be a little larger than a .308?

grand hound
#

Lasguns do transfer energy upon impact, though

#

Because if there wasn't any particulate matter there wouldn't be a standard "hit"

#

It'd just be like a microwave beam

open marsh
barren tapir
grand hound
#

They output MJs of force, though

#

Actually, follow-up question

#

Does anyone know if they have recoil?

open marsh
distant harness
#

Official answer: Dunno

grand hound
#

They don't have a bolt or any sort of standard powder to cause the rifle to actually rise

#

Huh

distant harness
#

Lasweapons work as the author wants them to work

#

only consistent thing is they don't shoot a projectile

grand hound
#

Fair

plucky moth
#

so they just flash burn, essentially

open marsh
visual pumice
#

star wars guns shoot a plasma so it gets around the recoil argument

barren tapir
distant harness
#

They either punch holes, vaporize, burn, explode or just generally heat things as the author wants

#

Las weapons are just magic

crisp heath
#

How are squigs bred?

plucky moth
#

yeah star wars rifles actually output an amount of force with a particle projectile

open marsh
open marsh
visual pumice
#

yeah, plasma

open marsh
#

Smol plasma

atomic pelican
#

Theyd had called them plasma rifles if it wasnt so close to plasma gun

#

Considering thats p much what they are

plucky moth
#

wow

#

I like the tau now

atomic pelican
#

Crabrave

open marsh
plucky moth
atomic pelican
#

Its why tau guns own spesh marehn armor

barren tapir
#

I have come across what appear to be a plasma rifle but imperial, and not even inspired by the tau

grand hound
#

So wait, what is actually fired out of the battery pack of lasguns?

barren tapir
#

I am still trying to find more info about that pattern of imperial plasma gun

grand hound
#

Photons or some shit?

barren tapir
#

Ah, no, only energy, they are batteries

distant harness
#

Plot power

open marsh
# plucky moth I like the tau now

Didn't realize that much of the Tau's non-mech forces are based on star wars? Why do you think their helmets have a similar outline to Republic helmets. With the swept back to a point look

atomic pelican
#

They have a more general sci-fi sort of branding. I've heard people say they were based on all things from that to MGS mechs

plucky moth
#

not something I'd noticed much and just assumed it was generic sci-fi

atomic pelican
#

Tho the more usual 'sci-fy' stuff kinda looks samey

#

yee

barren tapir
#

Star wars guns are just plasma weaponry

visual pumice
#

yup

barren tapir
#

So it is similar both to the tau and the imperial

open marsh
#

Imperial plasma guns are on a whole 'nother level

grand hound
#

Yeah they're contact explosives, okay

open marsh
#

If you have ever seen the DOOM movie (yeah shitty doom adaption. good B movie scifi). The BFG in the movie in more comparable to a plasma gun

grand hound
#

So they would generate some kickback on impact

open marsh
#

When it comes to the physics of lasguns. Literally the best thing to do is not think too hard about it

plucky moth
#

well considering the recoil only exists in certain sources...yeah

#

tbh the concept of recoil is odd if there's no actual force being produced by it

open marsh
#

Dont think too hard about it. Your mind will just go around in circles

barren tapir
#

Both plasma gun and las guns shouldn't have any recoil

plucky moth
#

I guess you could argue it's got something to do with the actual process within the weapon leading to the heat production causing some arbitrary level of recoil dependent on what the author wants LUL

open marsh
#

There was some explaination that the recoil was caused by the rapidly expanding/exploding air at the very point of the barrel

#

Same thing that caused the "crack" of a las shot

#

when lasers IRL are totally silent

plucky moth
#

do we know how hot they are?

grand hound
#

40k really doesn't like to do numbers, Christ

open marsh
#

Like I keep saying dont think about it

plucky moth
#

tbf sci-fi doing numbers is a pretty bad idea because you'll instantly run into problems

open marsh
#

Its like trying to explain the Force with Metaclorians (idk nor care how its spelled)

#

Just. Dont

#

noone will be happy

#

Just accept that lasguns behave like star wars blasters

plucky moth
open marsh
#

There are some sources I vaguely remember that tried to just say lasweapons dont shoot true lasers, but beams of fictional "las energy"

atomic pelican
#

Sounds like early edition crackheadedness

open marsh
#

Hence why you can even see the beam. Since a true laser is invisible until it impacts a solid or reflective surface

open marsh
atomic pelican
#

It's fiction.

#

It's not meant to be a science.

plucky moth
#

IT'S FICTIONAL SCIENCE

atomic pelican
#

I assure you the authors don't put that much thought into it

plucky moth
#

FI-SCI

atomic pelican
#

AA

open marsh
#

Easier to suspend your disbelief if the material just says whatever the gun is firing is fictional space sciency magic. Than trying to say its something that exists IRL that doesnt function like it

open marsh
#

Its how you have a silencer on a "laser" weapon

plucky moth
grand hound
#

Lasguns do have a distinctive crack

#

Which is weird, but I guess if you account for the crack the suppressors make sense

open marsh
#

They have a distinctive crack (which can be silenced with a special silencer), they have noticeable recoil, and you can see the beam without it being directed at your eye. None of which are consistent with real world lasers. Hence why I go with and accept the "las energy" lore, not them being true lasers.

grand hound
#

The more I read into 40k the more I realize it's definitely a love-hate with the stupid fluff

#

It's so stupid but so great

open marsh
#

yeah its not a hard sci-fi. Its a science fantasy that basically came to be (and continues to be) a bunch of nerds who got together and said "Lets take all the awesome shit around and throw it into 1 setting and see what happens"

grand hound
#

I'm more of a fan of the human aspects of the lore and how it interacts with the crazy eldritch horrors in the galaxy

#

Especially stuff like Helsreach

#

The sciencey bits are just argument bait

open marsh
#

^

plucky moth
#

yeah it's basically a fantasy setting but in space

#

which is fine

open marsh
#

A Lasgun is like a basic DBZ energy blast. Generally considered weak sauce. But it just does whatever the writer needs. Generally more than enough unless the author needs to show off that the Lasgun wielder is out of his league

#

Same with any weapon

#

Like the Skjoldtar Autoguns in Battle of the Fang. Notesld as being more powerful than lasguns or other Autoguns, when it was used to shoot at some Fenrisian beast, it was described as being like throwing pebbles at it

#

But then the same beast was easily killed when Bjorn grabbed and crushed it

plucky moth
#

"power levels are bullshit"

#

tbf star wars does literally the same thing

#

they introduce midiclorians and then proceed to just be like "lol idfk how that works"

open marsh
#

Like in the Lion Primarch novel. A some rebellious PDF shot at him and someone managed to hit him in his unarmored head. But while lasguns have been said to flash fry flesh to the point it exploded.

It only lightly singed his skin. A minor sunburn basically

#

His power level is too high

plucky moth
#

Smug ๐Ÿ“ˆ

open marsh
#

Warhammer 40k is just british anime

thick shadow
# open marsh

What on earth... guess GW didn't even do a Skaven finger nail amount of research... Walter_White_Breaking_Down

#

They should never do such a things like "tech" or "science".

crisp heath
#

yall ever think about how shit it actually is, being a space marine

thick shadow
#

Only if I can be a feminine muscled super human, yes

finite roost
#

Thosw are the sisters of battle

crisp heath
#

like, shit, not only will you invariably die horrifically

#

you'll do it without even the promise of leave or reprieve

finite roost
#

Technicly only bjorn lives from the horus heresy

#

As a normal space marine

crisp heath
#

you don't even have retirement ahead of you like the 10% of the IG that survives service

finite roost
#

Yes

#

You fight constantly

crisp heath
#

and that's after you're kidnapped, brainwashed, operated on, subjected to years of drills

#

man

open marsh
#

Rather be a space marine than a Departmento Processum scribum

finite roost
#

Hmm

open marsh
#

That shit is depressingly grimdark

finite roost
#

Imagine being an inqisitorial archivist

open marsh
#

As a Space marine, id get to die in glorious battle. As a scribum, id probably wind up killing myself to end my torment

crisp heath
#

you'd say so? they have better equipment than the IG but get used for the most dangerous missions

#

there's no such thing as glorious battle

atomic pelican
#

Gonna imagine being a jackal instead and doing a sick wheelie as I run over a guardsman

open marsh
#

Glorious melee combat

crisp heath
#

there's just fucking dying gored by some unholy monstrosity that would make your eyes bleed if it wasn't the 1784th time you've seen it, after you've also seen it gore hundreds of other space marines and regular humans

finite roost
#

Just join tau, you maybe a part of a mind control regime, but you have better living standards

storm jungle
#

^

open marsh
#

^

storm jungle
#

also cool guns

#

YE BOI

crisp heath
#

nah, also sucks

thick shadow
#

Become an Astartes was my childhood dream, it's such a bright to me.

finite roost
thick shadow
#

WAS, tho

crisp heath
#

you're brainwashed, also next to no freedom, and as a human you'll still be a second class citizen

open marsh
atomic pelican
#

The irony is that even if u believe that rumor the tau are still toptiero living condition, well except craftworlds but craftworlds dont get mentioned

crisp heath
#

what if i don't want an easy life

plucky moth
#

I'll paint myself blue and join the tau

atomic pelican
#

YES

#

WHAT IF I WERE BLUE

storm jungle
crisp heath
#

but a life which allows me to fulfill myself

finite roost
crisp heath
#

and that's not viable in 40k lol

#

well

open marsh
crisp heath
#

not for the 99.9999%

atomic pelican
#

I could easily fulfill myself by being a GSC. I'd do a sick wheelie and go off a space marines chrome dome

#

Go flying into the atmosphere

atomic pelican
#

Then crash into a wall and die

storm jungle
crisp heath
#

GSC?

atomic pelican
#

I'd wear a hat

finite roost
#

In case of humans it is manipulation not mind control

storm jungle
atomic pelican
#

Genestealer cultist jackals

plucky moth
#

MALDING

thick shadow
crisp heath
#

i would rather die than go bald

storm jungle
#

^

#

THIS

atomic pelican
#

Wig

storm jungle
#

we can all agree on

#

DSFJKJDFS

crisp heath
#

i have wigs

#

they're not as fun

storm jungle
#

Patrick Stewart lied to me

crisp heath
#

i'm a cosplayer you think i don't have wigs?

#

but it's not the saaameeee

thick shadow
finite roost
#

Hmm

thick shadow
#

A fake cannot follow the comfyness of real

atomic pelican
#

Listen bro 4th gen+ GS' are basically unrecognizable from humans

finite roost
#

Only yhe emperor has real hair change my mind

atomic pelican
#

And you get sick extra genomes

crisp heath
#

i don't want extra genomes

#

the only extra thing i want is extra 30cm height

storm jungle
storm jungle
#

LOL

#

sorry Aun

atomic pelican
#

Dam

storm jungle
#

you are defeated there

atomic pelican
#

Wig

thick shadow
storm jungle
#

++Captured Genestealer Footage++

crisp heath
#

only gsc and emperor's children wear wigs

storm jungle
#

H A I R E S Y

crisp heath
#

if you wanna be real you gotta be real

#

warp dust causes balding

finite roost
#

Yes

#

But

#

Demons hate bald people and balding almost as much

crisp heath
#

bullshit, all the traitor primarchs except fulgrim and curze were bald

storm jungle
#

THATS WHY THE HAIRUS HAIRESY STARTED

crisp heath
#

and most were daemonified

finite roost
#

Yes, all bald people in warhammer are bad

#

Unless thy are black

atomic pelican
#

Bald ppl in everywhere have a inclinatiom to evil

storm jungle
#

we call that uh

#

Nocturne Magmafican

crisp heath
finite roost
thick shadow
#

The color of chacol

rotund siren
#

Bald hatred is James Bond propaganda

storm jungle
#

^

thick shadow
#

Or anything that burnt

crisp heath
thick shadow
#

I wish Salamanders had a hot metal ish hair, or just fire hair

open marsh
thick shadow
open marsh
thick shadow
#

No, skull like face? Wobbling_Pensive

open marsh
thick shadow
finite roost
#

Well

thick shadow
open marsh
#

That kitbash of him looks like something from Twisted Metal

#

I like it

thick shadow
rotund siren
#

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#

actually that's not that bad, only the eyes are fucky

#

the rest actually looks like a genuine animal

thick shadow
rotund siren
#

instead of a

#

ya know

#

furry thing

thick shadow
#

Blame Google

finite roost
#

May i ask, why do you use so much emojis?

rotund siren
#

Fire Bad

finite roost
#

Why is fire bad?

atomic pelican
#

fire hot

#

hurt grug

#

grug go eat raw meat instead

thick shadow
finite roost
#

Fair enough

thick shadow
#

๐Ÿ‘

royal dagger
open marsh
#

Btw a DA Fallen who became a daemon prince altered his form to look like an anthro form of the Calibanite lions

#

Marbas

atomic pelican
#

He became his fursona

#

Classy

open marsh
#

Basically

finite roost
#

Based

open marsh
#

He is the one who busted into the Rock and freed Luther

finite roost
#

Aah

#

I think i know

open marsh
#

Also that canine doomrider. I recognize that artist

#

bar1scorpio

thick shadow
atomic pelican
#

I cant remember who but someone told me a BL writer named a DA hideout after a gay bar

thick shadow
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Marbas

atomic pelican
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Was it u @storm jungle

storm jungle
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THE ROCK

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YEAH LOL

thick shadow
storm jungle
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And their Primarch is named after a gay poet, Lionel Johnson

Whoโ€™s poem โ€œDark Angelsโ€ is about him struggling with his homosexuality and his Catholic faith

open marsh
storm jungle
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iirc

thick shadow
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There's a just a furry, and furry but cool af. The example is image of Marbas that I posted.

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And like... a half of werewolf art?

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I think it's more like depends on the art style.

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Just a furry is cartoon

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And cool af is... realistic?

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And WoW's female Worgen is just failure.

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๐Ÿ˜”

grand hound
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If there ever were a chapter aside from Space Wolves or like Carcharodons to go full furry it would be a fallen

open marsh
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Well....one did

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Thats what I was talking about

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Marbas

grand hound
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Oh I was just making a declarative statement

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There's already felinids and whatnot as abhumans, so there's real estate for the crowd

open marsh
thick shadow
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...pinterest

open marsh
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Its either god-tier fanart. Or its from some obscure lore piece somewhere

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Also Marbas was the only fallen to achieve daemonhood. So, he is pretty badass

vagrant osprey
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Fact 1: The Grey Knight project was allegedly started after the events in the book Legion, and after the Alpha Legion stole all the Geneseed R&D data and destroyed the originals.
Fact 2: The Emperor and Malcador were explicitly too busy to work on that kind of project at the time it was allegedly started.
Fact 3: Any plan that involves shoving a moon into the warp to hide it from Chaos would not pass Malcador's laugh test.
Fact 4: The Grey Knights first appeared in M32.

Conclusion: The Grey Knights were created by the Alpha Legion.

open marsh
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Know what....I actually could believe that

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Since Omegon, the one who stole the data, was the loyalist of the two

plush mason
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Malcador's laugh test

median sundial
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Perhaps Malcador finds the universe as ridiculous just as we do.

primal tide
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You laugh you lose- perpetual difficulty level

crisp heath
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isnt there a difference between anthropomorphic creatures

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like the sphynx or minotaur

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and just flat out furries

hardy apex
hardy apex
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ah

vagrant osprey
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There's evidence that the Inquisition was intended to be a quasi-legion

open marsh
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Eh. The Inquistion was founded by finding a group of people with an inquisitive nature

vagrant osprey
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Yes.

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Now imagine those people with some Astartes abilities, such as the omniphagea

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Or the ability to load hypnotraining onto them.

open marsh
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Except none of the original Inquisitiors were Astartes.

vagrant osprey
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Yes.

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Because at that point all the Geneseed data had been stolen

open marsh
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The Emperor never lost the ability to make more Astartes

vagrant osprey
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No, but he DID lose the ability to modify Geneseed

open marsh
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The original Inquisitiors were specifically chose from the ranks of mortal men

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The recruited Astartes were used to make the Grey Knights

vagrant osprey
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It looks like the original plan had been to revise the existing Geneseed in order to fix all sorts of problems it had, and create a bunch of super-detectives.

open marsh
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I don't see that

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Like

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At all

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ono

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If he wanted a legion of Astartes Inquistors...
He would have had Malcador gather more loyalists Astartes and made them the first Inquisitiors

vagrant osprey
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The Astartes were supposed to be unquestioning obedient tools. That's kinda the opposite of what he wanted for his Inquisitors.

crisp heath
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the emperor didn't want the astartes to rule over humans with unquestioned authority

vagrant osprey
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That too

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The Emperor has a history of using uplifting tech to make humans into better tools for the task.

vagrant osprey
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It'd be keeping with theme for him to make uplifted bloodhounds out of inquisitive people.

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Oh, the Inquisition we see is kinda not related to the original plan.

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Think less "PURGE THE HERETIC" and more spies.

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You know that scene in V for Vendetta where he sneaks into somebody's home while they're asleep, poisons them, then wakes them up to talk while they're dying?

open marsh
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I'm talking original Inquisiton. They were spies. It wasn't until later that the religious aspect set in

vagrant osprey
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Oh, yes.

open marsh
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Anyway. Long story short:
Be like Marbas. Reject humanity, embrace furry

vagrant osprey
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Anyway, the opening scene from Master of Mankind is that scene, but with a hardened military complex.

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That seems like something inside the design parameters of an Inquisition project.

crisp heath
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i think sanguinius had the right idea as to what to do with furred... creatures

primal tide
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The problem with the pelt of a furry is I'd imagine they're very... crusty

storm jungle
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man leopard pelts are cool

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his model even has a goofy head of one on his shoulder lol

rotund siren
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what's a man leopard?

storm jungle
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nooOO

rotund siren
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I've done it. I've gotten back at Dilara herself!

storm jungle
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now suffer

rotund siren
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darn

crisp heath
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and it depends on fur type

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like

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some fur will shrug wetness off fine and can be cleaned more easily, some is soft, sheds, and easily becomes damaged

storm jungle
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This reminded me of PETA trying to sue 40k for its pelt use lol

rotund siren
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thus the best pelts to wear are from creatures native to the area you're fighting in

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KILL THE ANIMALS!

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TAKE THEIR SKIN!

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WEAR IT INTO BATTLE!

primal tide
rotund siren
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stfu

crisp heath
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gross.

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animals are for coats, not sex

primal tide
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Tell them that

rotund siren
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Please stop

odd sparrow
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awful.

storm jungle
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HELP ME

crisp heath
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anyway i recommend seal fur for coats

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shiny look

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funky spotted pattern

storm jungle
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What kind of monster do you need to be to skin seals

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oh right humanity

crisp heath
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if you don't stand in the rain for too long water will roll off it

plucky moth
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and just like

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everyone was banned

storm jungle
crisp heath
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well. what is worse

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for a coat

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1 seal

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or 20 minks or so

storm jungle
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yikes

rotund siren
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yeah

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so many seals

final spruce
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Someone talking about seals ?

storm jungle
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I hate it

rotund siren
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they're basically endless

crisp heath
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and you cant even eat the minks

final spruce
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Let's ask the canadians

crisp heath
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you can eat a seal after

rotund siren
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that's also true

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as long as we don't go all colonial America v, Bisons on the seals, it'll be fine

crisp heath
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and if the coat eventually gets way fucked up by the time your great-grandkids inherit it, it will just decompose. unlike a parka. which is like 90% plastic and will pollute the earth for 500 more years

rotund siren
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Hell, Inuits and other tribes in the Arctic Circle have been sustainably hunting them for ages

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absolutely true

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fake fur and fake leather suck

crisp heath
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the point with furcoats is that you buy them and then you wear them fucking forever

rotund siren
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they break fast, but they decay slowly, making them awful

crisp heath
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and then your kids wear them

rotund siren
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yep

crisp heath
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and then their kids wear them

primal tide
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Not in this hyper consumer society

rotund siren
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;-;

crisp heath
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well my furcoat is like

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40 years old

rotund siren
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wow, nice

final spruce
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The leather shoes inherited from my grandfather yes

rotund siren
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ah, if only we returned to making clothes that actually lasted...

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or making anything that lasted

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at all

primal tide
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Leather shoes are emergency rations that you don't have to pack

rotund siren
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gross

final spruce
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But he is right

primal tide
crisp heath
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idk how old the seal one is cause it was thrifted but it looks like it's from like the 20s

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i don't buy non-leather shoes anymore bc they don't last

final spruce
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Just change the sole every 5-10 years and you're good to go

primal tide
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I just never stopped wearing converse

crisp heath
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ideally i'd like to switch to 80-90% natural materials in my wardrobe entirely

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in cold weather i mostly wear woolen trench coats too

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but it's hard to get sometimes, and i'm super small so i take what fits me

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synthetics last much shorter, look worse and pollute

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i see no real reason to use them except for like. warm underwear for skiing and shit

plucky moth
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This is now a purity seal chat

crisp heath
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btw do we have records of blood angels or their successors that turned traitor?

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not renegage but flat out traitor

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as individuals or groups

odd sparrow
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i thiiink the oldest clothing thing I have is a scarf? Idk how old exactly but a century-ish and you can tell lol

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it's not the most comfortable