why does it always go back to monke whenever we mention abhumans
#40k-lore-chat
rotund siren
storm jungle
fucking oogway
atomic pelican
Mmm... Monke
storm jungle
why does it always go back to monke whenever we mention abhumans
also simple
bananas
atomic pelican
We all at some level wish to return to monke
odd sparrow
Oo
rotund siren
like this?
final spruce
Because Jokaeros are a thing
odd sparrow
Lol
final spruce
And they make sick gear
rotund siren
Inquisitors / Rogue Traders be like: Mmm... monke
atomic pelican
odd sparrow
In the grim dark future even monke makes firearms
plucky moth
I'm eating a banana right now fuck all of you
storm jungle
arent jokaero like
odd sparrow
Pls do uwu
atomic pelican
I'm eating a banana right now fuck all of you
the transition begins
storm jungle
orangutans who make fucking WMDs
final spruce
Yes
potent swift
Eldar and their superior triple helix is obviously better than the human double.
storm jungle
Eldar and their superior triple helix is obviously better than the human double.
oh GOD I REMEMBER THAT
final spruce
And the funny thing is that you can't control how a Jokaero will upgrade your weapon
distant harness
it's over for helixlets
plucky moth
TRIHELIX GANG
atomic pelican
Me and my extra strands
odd sparrow
You can purchase their technology but it's up to you to figure out how it works, what it does and whether or not ur about to level ur entire hab block
potent swift
This is how you know magic bullshit was involved in their creation
odd sparrow
I mean
distant harness
powerful backup genes in case you get space cancer or something
rotund siren
Iirc, it at least makes it more stable, able to hold more information
odd sparrow
I guess it would just mean more information in a given strand? Idk
storm jungle
powerful backup genes in case you get space cancer or something
the necrons sure didnt
LOL
KEK
rotund siren
and also you would be immune to viruses
rotund siren
in the real world, at least
distant harness
necrons are truly the nerd of the galax y
plucky moth
DNA damage would be much harder to pull off, basically
storm jungle
also yeah jokes aside thanks for the info snippets guys
plucky moth
(unless we're talking radiation iirc)
distant harness
imagine being so dumb you turn yourself into a robot instead of just buying sunscreen
rotund siren
Iirc, it at least makes it more stable, able to hold more information
Ha!
I remembered right
odd sparrow
Hey to be fair they were tricked into it
By the only unfuckable vampires in the setting
atomic pelican
Eldar silly string dna
distant harness
You're clearly not a star
odd sparrow
OwO.
potent swift
They sparkle, that means they're vampires
obtuse vault
This guy has more assholes than necessary I think
potent swift
S'what happens when you eat suns
obtuse vault
But that’s part of the fun
atomic pelican
w who
odd sparrow
Hey just saying if they eat stars out with such vigour-
atomic pelican
what does that mean
obtuse vault
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/780763158829989938/788586317940391936/unk...
And you guys might not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
rotund siren
you're not wrong
storm jungle
👀
obtuse vault
Omg.
final spruce
You mean what being engineered is like
plucky moth
I LOOK AWAY
obtuse vault
That guy is covered in little bootyholes are you all blind
plucky moth
FOR 1 MINUTE
atomic pelican
WHAT AR EYO UTALKING ABOUT
atomic pelican
I think u replied to the wrong post
obtuse vault
FFS
atomic pelican
FUHNDFUSHN
potent swift
It's also why there are like, three kinds of eldar now. Just different strands being favored :V
atomic pelican
You replied to the wrong post silly
distant harness
I think that's just because elves are dumb actually
it's a universal fact in all settings
rotund siren
yeah
storm jungle
It's also why there are like, three kinds of eldar now. Just different strands b...
Theres bat chaos eldar too
not joking lol
potent swift
Mandrakes?
rotund siren
that's not how DNA works
obtuse vault
Meant to reply to this my apologies
rotund siren
what
storm jungle
that's not how DNA works
Nope
obtuse vault
Idk how that happened
distant harness
imagine having an economic crisis and your solution is "hey lets fuck off to the middle of nowhere and start some rape factories or something"
storm jungle
they're an off-mention in a fabius bile book
distant harness
fucking elves
obtuse vault
What on earth
open marsh
Meant to reply to this my apologies
?
rotund siren
fucking elves
literally
open marsh
k
rose sand
The first Striking scorpion is a "Chaos" eldar
obtuse vault
slaanesh did nothing wrong
Slaanesh ate my ass and I’m suing for damages
plucky moth
wow who just eats a whole ass
odd sparrow
That sounds painful
final spruce
I mean techncially Slaneesh is the child of the eldars
distant harness
your ass is grass and slaanesh is an extradimensional lawnmower, who are you to complain?
obtuse vault
wow who just eats a whole ass
Slaanesh does
plucky moth
that rat bastard
final spruce
Hell, its one of their aspects
odd sparrow
Say eldars as a plural one more time
rotund siren
that seems very painful
open marsh
wow who just eats a whole ass
I saw a babboon eat a live deer, ass first, once
odd sparrow
I dare u
rotund siren
what
plucky moth
what the fuck
final spruce
Well yes Medic
obtuse vault
your ass is grass and slaanesh is an extradimensional lawnmower, who are you to ...
I’m a son of a bitch with a lawyer and a shrill voice that’s who
open marsh
what the fuck
Nature is scary AF
distant harness
lawyers are kind of like elves
obtuse vault
https://i.imgur.com/RBSC7Yp.jpg
Thank you for exposing my SENSITIVE CASE FILES
atomic pelican
Got em
plucky moth
Lawyers are vampires
distant harness
in that nobody likes them, but we all pretend they're worthy of respect
obtuse vault
in that nobody likes them, but we all pretend they're worthy of respect
I’m suing you next
rotund siren
Fun fact, according to a cannibal, ass is not good to eat. It's too muscly but also fatty
final spruce
Is that why eldars are always about the armor creating a fake booty because theirs got eaten by slaneesh ?
atomic pelican
who was the cannibal
distant harness
rotund siren
I don't fucking remember
atomic pelican
ass-eating cannibal
rotund siren
I saw the damn factoid years ago
plucky moth
everyone post your case files 🍑
distant harness
the mad max future can't come soon enough
obtuse vault
@storm jungle these mfs are SLANDERING elf ass in here
plucky moth
the mad max future will be me riding around on a motorised esky
obtuse vault
Show em what for
rotund siren
the mad max future will be me riding around on a motorised esky
you're already halfway to the Mad Max future
plucky moth
technically we're Slaandering
plucky moth
distant harness
is it really slander if we're just sharing facts?
storm jungle
but yeah eldar are fine
humanity would have done the same and created a chaos god too if they took over the galaxy
the eldar just did it faster lol
BRRRRRRRRR
obtuse vault
As an eldar myself, I am one of the only creatures who can tell someone “up my ass and around the corner” and it be a true statement that can be followed through.
atomic pelican
Haha eldar emotions go BRRR
plucky moth
Our chaos god would just be a divine monkey
rotund siren
the Eldar
storm jungle
^
plucky moth
lmao
open marsh
is it really slander if we're just sharing facts?
Depends on if you are a politician
storm jungle
Orkz reading in red
i remember a comic similiar to that but a weirdboy paints his head red
so he pierces the material world
plucky moth
LOL
plucky moth
actually becomes meta
atomic pelican
DFSDF
rotund siren
thank you
obtuse vault
It really is quite satisfactory how often conversations turn to eldar in here
rotund siren
true
maybe you should just be here
all the time
forever
and ever
and eeeeeveerrrrrrrrrrr
open marsh
It really is quite satisfactory how often conversations turn to eldar in here
I just sit here imagining all the ways you can kill Eldar
rotund siren
ok ;-;
odd sparrow
Leave the elves alone
rotund siren
elvar
obtuse vault
I’ll be here when you need me 💜
rotund siren
elvis
obtuse vault
DHZFJFZG
rotund siren
Elvis was an Eldar confirmed
open marsh
Leave the elves alone
No. I will leave them alone when those filthy backstabbing knife ears are erased from the galaxy
odd sparrow
They're just pretty and too horny for their own good
plucky moth
I'm simply here to look at elves
respectfully
atomic pelican
imperials mad because every other civilized alien race lives better than them
SDHFNDSHJN
obtuse vault
They're just pretty and too horny for their own good
Finally some good opinions
atomic pelican
It's like british ppl with food
odd sparrow
Fight me
obtuse vault
I'm simply here to look at elves
respectfully
MORE GOOD OPINIONS
atomic pelican
AGHNGHN
odd sparrow
British food CAN BE GOOD
plucky moth
Britain be like CHEWSDAY INNIT
open marsh
imperials mad because every other civilized alien race lives better than them
No. Im still mad at LORN V
odd sparrow
I will DIE on this hill
storm jungle
UP IN DA CLUB
atomic pelican
beans on toast
odd sparrow
Incan I will choke you
plucky moth
owo
atomic pelican
BRI ISH
odd sparrow
???? There are spices in British food??? Have u like
rotund siren
OIM BRI'ISH
odd sparrow
heard of haggis
rotund siren
Haggis is not British
plucky moth
cuppa tea luv
rotund siren
Haggis is Scottish
obtuse vault
Britain be like CHEWSDAY INNIT
plucky moth
SCOTTISH IS BRITISH AOGSJDGAJENRIGNARE
odd sparrow
Scotland is in Britain
atomic pelican
oi mate can I get some boiled ox taint?
atomic pelican
INNIT
rotund siren
nah
obtuse vault
INNIT
odd sparrow
If you wanna bash specifically English food then uh
There's a lil more validity to that
odd sparrow
But I'll still defend it
potent swift
oi mate can I get some boiled ox taint?
No, but ya can 'ave some eels in jello
obtuse vault
WOOD YA LOIKE AH PEY WHET WIT DAT SOIR
atomic pelican
PEY WEHT
odd sparrow
I will annihate the elf.
rotund siren
huh
rotund siren
I will annihate the elf.
which
plucky moth
the eternal Australian must always dab on the poms
rotund siren
oh
distant harness
Is being an elf the ultimate cuckoldry?
Honestly, think about it rationally. You are building, growing and fortifying an empire for at least a million years solely so it can go and get consumed by a chaos god. All the hard work you put into your powerful nation - dedicating lives to culture, building a vast military, investing in technological advancement, surfing on suns. All of it has one simple result: your planets are more enjoyable for the god that will eventually consume everyone.
Developed the perfect culture? Great. Who benefits? If you’re lucky, an extradimensional predator who had nothing to do with the way it grew, who consumes it. He gets to torture your races souls every night. He gets the benefits of their deep, cultured essence that came from the way you raised them.
As a man who hates elves, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20000 years of your life simply for a chaos god to consume. It is the ULTIMATE and FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
rotund siren
Asuryani Stan
obtuse vault
I will annihate the elf.
YA WONT ME DEAD INNIT
plucky moth
I HAVE A RAINFOREST HERE
odd sparrow
You're tropical brits then???
odd sparrow
Hot brits, as opposed to lukewarm brits here and cold brits in Canada
atomic pelican
Australians have to have better food, how else would they tolerate the giant spider attack waves in peace
plucky moth
oi
rotund siren
True
final spruce
That is also a death world
rotund siren
ish
distant harness
dude? australia criminal? upside down lmao
emu spider bug snake bad lol, you know?
plucky moth
crikey
rotund siren
dirty crimers
distant harness
strewth
plucky moth
on the upside no one hits us where it'd actually hurt
in the ScoMo
rotund siren
the what?
obtuse vault
The only time I’m proud of my country is when I get to tell the brits their food is ass and laugh
plucky moth
our prime minister literally walked into parliament with a lump of coal
odd sparrow
Where do u live
rotund siren
The only time I’m proud of my country is when I get to tell the brits their food...
same?
atomic pelican
The only time I’m proud of my country is when I get to tell the brits their food...
The only upside of being an american is not being british
odd sparrow
I don't mean country I mean address
distant harness
scomo is too elusive, no-one can actually find him
can't hit us in the scomo if no-one knows where he is
obtuse vault
The only upside of being an american is not being british
Exactly
rotund siren
I don't mean country I mean address
because you wanna kill Stan, yeah?
plucky moth
He'll pull a Harold Holt but with hiking
rotund siren
what
odd sparrow
Nah wanna cook some good british food for them
rotund siren
sure
plucky moth
and we'll name a camping site after him
distant harness
Inshallah
rotund siren
why
obtuse vault
I don't mean country I mean address
No you’d mail me “””biscuits””” (COOKIES) and try to kill me with those phonie things
odd sparrow
The murder depends on whether they accept that it's good
plucky moth
BISCUITS (cookies) is accurate
obtuse vault
BISCUITS (cookies) is accurate
Thank you
odd sparrow
THEY'RE CALLED BISCUITS YOU ACTUAL FOOL
atomic pelican
Riots breaking out over the biscuit fandom
plucky moth
biscuit gang
obtuse vault
THEY'RE CALLED BISCUITS YOU ACTUAL FOOL
You have never had a biscuit.
odd sparrow
COOKIES ARE LIKE. SPECIFICALLY CHOC CHIP ISH THINGS
distant harness
cookiefrogs out
obtuse vault
Coming from someone in there American south
plucky moth
obtuse vault
You don’t even know what a biscuit is
plucky moth
I bake my own scones 
odd sparrow
THEY'RE SCONES
obtuse vault
You mean the light fixture
plucky moth
THE WOT
distant harness
???????
potent swift
But then what are crumpets?
odd sparrow
How is a scone a light fixture
rotund siren
but not actual biscuits
distant harness
sconce?
odd sparrow
Crumpets are crumpets
obtuse vault
what did they mean by this
That’s a laugh son calm down I’m not summoning an attack
atomic pelican
don't believe her
odd sparrow
They're not biscuits by either definition
distant harness
did you mix up scones and a sconce?
atomic pelican
That's a conjuration spell
distant harness
dumb wizardposter
odd sparrow
What are they summoning
atomic pelican
what are you gonna do, hit me with your astral powers?
rotund siren
sconces made of scones
odd sparrow
what are you gonna do, hit me with your astral powers?
eldritch blast
plucky moth
sconce sounds like a british insult
obtuse vault
did you mix up scones and a sconce?
Where I’m from we make fun of Brit’s first and think of facts second
plucky moth
WOT A SCONCE
odd sparrow
It does tbh
atomic pelican
this is the way to be
distant harness
Based americans, always thinking second
rotund siren
BTW
odd sparrow
Okay gtg build a knight thing, it needs arms
rotund siren
MEDICAL BRANDS/MEDICINE SOUND LIKE WIZARD NAMES
plucky moth
Where I’m from we make fun of Brit’s first and think of facts second
y'know what that's fair and I respect it
odd sparrow
Cya you American degenerates
obtuse vault
Based americans, always thinking second
Gotta take care of the important things first
plucky moth
laters ratty 
distant harness
my belly is huge
obtuse vault
y'know what that's fair and I respect it
Thank u thank u
rotund siren
Have fun building a knight thing Ratty
distant harness
I'm from NA
atomic pelican
it's called lag, use gamer terminology
rotund siren
I'm from NA
not applicable
plucky moth
I once told my uni professor I lagged
he called me a fucking idiot but respected the uniqueness of the excuse
atomic pelican
dam
distant harness
did it work though?
plucky moth
it did...barely
half gull
at least he gave you credit
obtuse vault
Am I from what may be the area of the. “”DEVELOPED”” world regarded as having the dumbest and most backwards populous?
Yes I am
half gull
even if its for being a 'fucking idiot'
obtuse vault
Do I claim to be intelligent?
atomic pelican
Speedrunning university by sprinting into the corner at a specific angle and clipping into the ground and ending up at gradschool graduation
obtuse vault
Absolutely not
rotund siren
Am I from what may be the area of the. “”DEVELOPED”” world regarded as having th...
Florida?
distant harness
speaking of speedruns
obtuse vault
Whelp! Back to going on strike and setting standards for the working class and unions across the world boys!
distant harness
I will be mildly bothered if every darktide server bans speedrun talk
rotund siren
Whelp! Back to going on strike and setting standards for the working class and u...
cool, have fun, fuck the police (metaphorically)
distant harness
It'll take me at least several seconds to get over having to mask everything in vagueness
obtuse vault
cool, have fun, fuck the police (metaphorically)
Always my friend, always
rotund siren
:)
obtuse vault
You know what they say in hick town!
atomic pelican
The ninja edit
rotund siren
ACAB
obtuse vault
Cops are worth double points in hit and run bingo
rotund siren
Wow
plucky moth
tfw everyone wants to fuck the police but not me 
atomic pelican
I will hug you gen tly
potent swift
I will be mildly bothered if every darktide server bans speedrun talk
Why would that be banned?
atomic pelican
is that enough
plucky moth
that works
distant harness
Jannies hate exploit talk
obtuse vault
tfw everyone wants to fuck the police but not me <:PepeHands:587051457103003648>
It’s alright Incan we will bear that burden for you
rotund siren
Cuddling is better than sex, change my mind
distant harness
and speedruns without exploits are just an expression of mental illness
obtuse vault
Cuddling is better than sex, change my mind
A fellow follower of the cuddle cult I see
rotund siren
Indeed
plucky moth
Loving relationship with a deep connection and the physical affection therein?
yeah that's pretty good
rotund siren
Nothing better
final spruce
How do you get those ?
distant harness
You need to become a human harp I think, like that mini
the more degenerate you get, the more people notice you, and the more people notice you the more someone is likely to think you're neat
rotund siren
also caring for other people
rotund siren
you'd probably have to delete mentions of that, unless it's on the proper channels
if those exist
plucky moth
"5. Do not discuss exploits or cheats openly" ah shit
rotund siren
distant harness
What if instead of exploits, I just call them alternative mechanics?
plucky moth
lmao
atomic pelican
Features
rotund siren
Still an exploit, but at least ya tried
half gull
oh i never realized fatshark had such a serious stance on that kind of stuff
plucky moth
look if you can find a bizzarely vague enough way to communicate things that I could reasonably let it go
I'll commend you
distant harness
like honestly, if BW wasn't meant to be able to clip through walls, why would she still be able to do so?
rotund siren
"The horse hides in the hen house at dawn. Bring a sack of flour flowers."
distant harness
they even reworked her to clip through different walls, just to keep things fresh for us
plucky moth
don't even need BW to clip through walls there's a bunch you can just wal-
woops almost let the penny drop
rotund siren
BW?
plucky moth
battle wizard
half gull
so permissive this warden
atomic pelican
bimbo wizard
plucky moth
brood war
rotund siren
bimbo wizard
You mean a sorcerer?
plucky moth
bimbo wizard
plucky moth
half gull
i remeber my first few games of regular VT
and hearing people say sienna was op for having infinite ammo
fun times
plucky moth
just run scavenger ezpz
distant harness
I mean they aren't wrong I guess
distant harness
sienna would be not very good if she had ammo
half gull
before people had any items
plucky moth
I could shoot 170 bullets with my BoP before running out
half gull
i felt so sad when it got a 'magizine'
distant harness
I'm convinced after those last few games that bop just has infinite ammo anyway
half gull
but it was needed
open marsh
I could shoot 170 bullets with my BoP before running out
Rememeber that joke idea I had for having space marines represented in the game by chapter serfs?
rotund siren
no
distant harness
maybe
open marsh
Could be a special mission expansion where a team of DA combat serfs are hunting mutants or xenos in some forgotten part of a DA ship (emulating the beast hunts on Caliban to them, but in effect they are just performing pest control for the DA)
half gull
you know what would be fun?
plucky moth
oooo
plucky moth
tru
rotund siren
sounds fun
open marsh
fire warrior 2
Fire Warrior 1 remake and made more lore friendly
atomic pelican
what do you mean? Shas'la's killing lords of change is completely canon
open marsh
Rollin 6s all day, babieeee
half gull
he is bringing the greater goods
atomic pelican
ALL DAYY
plucky moth
final spruce
I'm surprised you actually decided to rename yourself
Its hilarious
Does that mean you're no longer a Stringstorm fan ?
atomic pelican
Please clap
rotund siren
thank you
rotund siren
THE STAB THEM THROUGH WITH A STAKE
final spruce
rotund siren
AND LEAVE THEM ALIVE TO SERVE AS A WARNING OUTSIDE YOUR CASTLE
final spruce
Wdym you bully skelly
rotund siren
GO FULL FUCKING VLAD THE IMPALER ON THOSE MFs
open marsh
in which case dictatorship activates
Hence why the DA chapter serf idea is so grand
Its a massive troll of Space marine stans
plucky moth
bullying skelly isn't about actually wanting space marines
it's just fun to shitpost
final spruce
Oh I know
But poor Skelly he just wanna hold until the game is released
Also, we do the pyre by ourselves it seems
plucky moth
and in fairness I equally cure everyone with my posts
open marsh
One of the serfs could even have Calibanite power armour (which isnt OP. in the lore, while it looked fancy and increased the user's strength, it was about as protective as carapace armour
plucky moth
cure? cursse
rotund siren
cool
plucky moth
words are hard
rotund siren
Also, we do the pyre by ourselves it seems
western justice
final spruce
Especially when you're not native
plucky moth
this is one of my more recent favourites
rotund siren
:)
plucky moth
the sharpness and rapidity of the response had me rolling
atomic pelican
as opposed to killing someone with your feet
rotund siren
nor with a weapon
potent swift
as opposed to killing someone with your feet
Don't you mean hooves?
rotund siren
sigh
atomic pelican
teehee
rotund siren
oh that is true
final spruce
I sense heresy at work
final spruce
Commission ?
atomic pelican
Drawn by Asuryani stan actually!
final spruce
I never said it was a space elf !
rotund siren
Oooh cool
final spruce
I FOOLED YOU
rotund siren
very cool
atomic pelican
AAA
plucky moth
Asuryani does good art my goodness
final spruce
You just activated my trap card
rotund siren
pals are great
atomic pelican
@obtuse vault you're being complimented
rotund siren
It is good art
plucky moth
Khorneplimented
atomic pelican
Khornecentrate
rotund siren
congrats on your nice hands and good skill
plucky moth
agile appendages
rotund siren
delicate philanges
final spruce
Don't compliment the elf, their ego is at base at large, if it enlarges too much it may die from it
atomic pelican
💅
open marsh
Don't compliment the elf, their ego is at base at large, if it enlarges too much...
Thats how slaanesh was born
obtuse vault
DID SOMEONE SAY ELF ART
plucky moth
so long as it stops enlarging after 4 hours
obtuse vault
le elf has arrived
plucky moth
it's very well done
rotund siren
yes
plucky moth
rotund siren
it has no,,, none of the
the
Thing that starts with a T
that is the bane of art
that is also a math word
obtuse vault
Thing that starts with a T
degeneracy?
rotund siren
Good work having no tangents
plucky moth
lmao
rotund siren
Oh
plucky moth
OH
rotund siren
;-;
plucky moth
LOL
atomic pelican
My PFP is her's tho
obtuse vault
no its not
plucky moth
well still good art nonetheless
rotund siren
oh
atomic pelican
huh am I being gaslit
rotund siren
huh
obtuse vault
no im serious
rotund siren
guess so
plucky moth
YOU'VE MISLED US
rotund siren
WHAT IS YOUR ART?!
rotund siren
DO YOU DO ANY ART?
atomic pelican
OMG.
plucky moth
WE'VE BEEN DOUBLE MISLED
obtuse vault
SORRRYYYY
open marsh
this is a commission
Why does this remind me of Legend of Zelda CDi games
rotund siren
WRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
obtuse vault
I THOUGHT YOU MEANT MINE
atomic pelican
FHJNDFHND
obtuse vault
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE
rotund siren
YOU FOOL
plucky moth
well the profile pic you made for Aun is very pretty
and that's what I complimented initially lol
rotund siren
yes
rotund siren
nice and soft too
final spruce
Why does this remind me of Legend of Zelda CDi games
YOU MUST DIE
plucky moth
atomic pelican
plucky moth
lmao
plucky moth
hoof paint
final spruce
Lmao
rotund siren
wow
obtuse vault
omg
rotund siren
why
final spruce
I guess Necrons have too much time to kill
plucky moth
lmao
knotty cove
It took a minute but I fixed it for you
french fries and ketchup
plucky moth
final spruce
So Gremlin Sylvanas ?
plucky moth
fuck I still need to commission an artist for my twitch emotes actually
but that's effort aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
final spruce
Youre going to stream Darktide ?
obtuse vault
RAT EMOTES COMIN RIGHT UP
plucky moth
but what I was gonna go for was like an elite knight from my pfp holding a heart
rotund siren
cool
obtuse vault
JKDSFHDFSJ
rotund siren
cute
plucky moth
lil chibi knight with a heart
obtuse vault
if ur serious about getting those from me its doable
with the right amount of cash of course
plucky moth
and I'm prepared to slap down cash on it
obtuse vault
JKDSFHKJ
final spruce
Wait, Asur can draw more than elves ?
plucky moth
if you want to go for it you can take my money lmao @obtuse vault
atomic pelican
She does most of the art for our PF/DnD games
obtuse vault
heres the same character i did for the HOOF ENTHUSIAST @atomic pelican but set in AOS. lumineth, but uhh more greek
waaaay more greek.
atomic pelican
yessss
plucky moth
plus I can slap a link to ya on my twitch if you want advertising on top of w/e I'm paying
plucky moth
...not that it's much since I get like 20 viewers abouts
atomic pelican
I will become 21
plucky moth
but still
rotund siren
yes
obtuse vault
KDSFHAJFHD
atomic pelican
give us ur twitch link
obtuse vault
22
atomic pelican
YOU HAVE MY PULSE GUN
plucky moth
it's linked in my profile on discord lol
atomic pelican
O
plucky moth
along with my spotify for edgy musics
final spruce
Wait, isnt self promotion illegal ?
plucky moth
you sure that's not an elf?
final spruce
DID I CATCH THE ADMIN BREAK DAH RULZ ?
plucky moth
lemme check the codex real quick
final spruce
Shit im on phone, dont have my execute icon
atomic pelican
Get em
distant harness
damn these janitors are crazy
atomic pelican
THE CODEX MODSTARTES DOES NOT SUPPORT THIS ACTION
distant harness
absolutely WILD
plucky moth
"6. No product advertising or trade links. No referral schemes or anything really unrelated to our games and it's community. (of course, there is some wiggle room. Wanna share the latest figurines you picked up and include a link to a store page, sure - fine! There's wiggle room).
7. No links or invites for other Discord communities UNLESS they are Darktide communities or Warhammer communities."
hmmm
obtuse vault
if you want to go for it you can take my money lmao <@!352079158068772865>
ill take cash when i get a sketch and an approval from u. get me some refs, dm me, and ill get back to u on my prices.
plucky moth
y'know what I made a balance patch for vermintide so idgaf they owe me a little exposure lmao
final spruce
It was a joke
obtuse vault
y'know what I made a balance patch for vermintide so idgaf they owe me a little ...
YOU WHAT
HOLY MOLEY
THIS GUYS A CODER
distant harness
paid amateurs 
rotund siren
nice
obtuse vault
GET HIS ASS!
plucky moth
the current weapon balance was me and a few others
rotund siren
eh?
plucky moth
yeah I actually got harassed over a couple nerfs lmao
atomic pelican
GET HIS ASS!
obtuse vault
yeah I actually got harassed over a couple nerfs lmao
god bless ur glaive update
rotund siren
wow
obtuse vault
best buff of my life
plucky moth
Glaive was me 😄
rotund siren
nice
plucky moth
Glaive, Halberd, Spear and shield, Mace and Shield, billhook, daggers
rotund siren
what the fuck
obtuse vault
me and my wood elf sqaud getting it after glaive update
plucky moth
were what I mostly worked on
rotund siren
ah
distant harness
by worked on he means "intentionally ruined"
plucky moth
^^
distant harness
life without extra crit chance is not a life worth living
plucky moth
my bio on the forums is now literally "I ruined some polearms once"
obtuse vault
meanwhile me dancing with the glaive update
obtuse vault
my bio on the forums is now literally "I ruined some polearms once"
should be "i made glaive god tier"
plucky moth
Glaive update was easy enough though, I pretty much just undid the nerf to it
we did the same with spear
atomic pelican
Asrai savior
plucky moth
I made an attempt at elf axe....I don't wanna talk about it
distant harness
wasn't spear nerfed?
plucky moth
spear was nerfed and we undid it
elf spear I mean
obtuse vault
I made an attempt at elf axe....I don't wanna talk about it
ALSO BLESS THE TWO HANDED SWORD BUFF
plucky moth
Elf Spear and Glaive in the BBB were pretty much us just undoing the nerfs
obtuse vault
PRAAIISEE ORION
plucky moth
2 handed sword and the spear was done by Persh I think
sleezy might've done the 2h actually not sure
we mixed and mingled for most all of it
obtuse vault
doesnt matter im just glad i lived to see it
plucky moth
😄
it's always nice seeing people appreciate what we put out
oh btw I'll hit you up in dms about the art
if that's all square still
rotund siren
and what's your twitch again?
obtuse vault
yee
i might not get to it til this weekend @plucky moth but we will talk about it more later on. so no rush for the refs or anything
rotund siren
I see I found it
plucky moth
rotund siren
Alternate Universe
rotund siren
:)
primal tide
wait so incan are you responsible for siennas fire mace not doing the explosion thing anymore
ah, i am fully caught up now, nevermind lol
storm jungle
plucky moth
the mace thing was an unfortunate side effect of buffing the damage profile
primal tide
Yee
plucky moth
which FS elected to just leave as is so eh
primal tide
I'm not actually complaining about that, I only play dwarf anyways 😄
jolly finch
Incan, even here I will remember you as the guy who took away the cleave heavy from 1h sword
jolly finch
that guy has neutral karma sigh*
plucky moth
half gull
shame that
plucky moth
fuck no
half gull
lol
plucky moth
and even if I had I'd want compensation tbh
plucky moth
you'd have to ask Fatshark
half gull
could you imagine
being a dev, hitting that point
"yeah we dont care, highest bidder can pick balance changes"
pay2balance
plush mason
thats blizard rn
but tbf marketing makes the gameplay desisions now
which is like the whole reason the balancing in wow has sucked so bad for the past like 3 expacs lol
open marsh
but tbf marketing makes the gameplay desisions now
GW™
open marsh
Hence why indie games are awesome
plush mason
yes
honest ferry
I'm so excited for this game
open marsh
yee
rotund siren
anyone who isn't is no one to me
open marsh
Wat
storm jungle
me to one no is isn't who anyone
open marsh
:<
thick badge
I spent 2000 hours is borderlands 1 playing brick.
Lord help me now
final spruce
Neither and both
thick shadow
Can be both or middle of between somewhere
final spruce
Since Slaneesh is both called by male and female pronouns
thick shadow
It just depends on what Slaanesh wants know
final spruce
Like Prince or She who thrists
plucky moth
Slaanesh transcends gender and sex
final spruce
I mean you're only half wrong then
thick shadow
Like, Slaanesh: UwU, I wanna be a thicc muscled girl!
royal dagger
Yikes, I'm going back to papa nurgle then.
thick shadow
She can be furry too
final spruce
Slaneesh is just the embodiment of emotions X100 with eldar influences
thick shadow
So, usually, she looks like a very sexuallized horny eldar
royal dagger
Is she/he related to the dark eldars?
final spruce
Alot
plucky moth
born of the eldar, more or less
royal dagger
Lord of pain and pleasure isn't he?
final spruce
Pain, pleasure, excess and decadence
So even hobbies are covered
Quite the large portfolio
royal dagger
How can his followers please their lord by killing them or just cause them to suffer/pain?
thick shadow
She pleases when anyone get pleased by anything or what so ever
final spruce
To honour Slaneesh you must partake in excess and live a decadent life
Or do what you love
thick shadow
It can be just search for a good food
final spruce
With twisted tendencies
royal dagger
Ahaha that is really interesting,
thick shadow
You happy? She happy
final spruce
A Good painter can for example be a Slaneesh believer if he goes into the excess like bruning the place he painted so it become the only memory, using blood to paint etc
plucky moth
the idea is that excess is inherently corrupting
open marsh
If you like to eat you must eat yourself until you are fatter and slobbier than Discord mods. Also probably eating the flesh of children after making them watch as their parents are tortured to death.
Slaanesh gets dark
final spruce
Or a gourmet that loves to discover flavours might try canibalism and find it delicious
thick shadow
It doesn't HAS to be, but yeah
plucky moth
If you like to eat you must eat yourself until you are fatter and slobbier than ...
wow I'm skinny and very clean
final spruce
Gotta be if you wanna survive in a Death World
royal dagger
If you like to eat you must eat yourself until you are fatter and slobbier than ...
That's beyond heresy! 
open marsh
wow I'm skinny and very clean <:PepeHands:587051457103003648>
U no ilu <3
plucky moth
final spruce
Not any persay
It's about excess
Overindulging
All Chaos Gods represent aspects of life pushed to one thousand and twisted
thick shadow
Like if someone that has some very degenerated fetish pleased by something very fucked up shit. She will say "Good, keep going!"
Serve her subtly or in very fucked up way. Choice is yours.
royal dagger
I've read something about the Dark Eldar where they believe Slaanesh will kill them if they stopped slaughtering and causing pain and pleasure, not sure if that's true or not.
plucky moth
basically moderation is key to avoid corrupting yourself
open marsh
Slaanesh loves you for who you are and wants to nurture that individuality until you are a twisted monster in the corrupted image of who you were
plucky moth
^
final spruce
Kind of Kazu
royal dagger
Slaanesh loves you for who you are and wants to nurture that individuality until...
She got some really interesting lore not gonna lie,
final spruce
Since Slaneesh's birth she has a right to all eldar souls if you want
And she wants'em
So each eldar faction tries to avoid that because if they die, their soul directly go to Slaneesh
Drukhari do that by doing shit that pleases Slaneesh
And also by not using psyker shit
open marsh
I've read something about the Dark Eldar where they believe Slaanesh will kill t...
Basically they figured out that if they torture and kill others. Experience pain and pleasure and new experiences, they can sort of "recharge" their own souls. And prevent their soul from being consumed by Slaanesh.
final spruce
If you are interested in the lore, Drukhari also give you some sort of image of what the eldar empire might have looked like before the fall
open marsh
For them. Doing such things are as necessary as eating and drinking to live. Actually more important, because if they don't they get soul nommed
royal dagger
Appreciate the answers, tyvm
open marsh
Of course they are still vile evil assholes who admit they would still do all the slaughter and torture, even if they didn't have to to survive, because they really do enjoy it
final spruce
Yeah Drukhari always have Slaneesh trying to suck their soul so they must torture and do their thing to stop the sucking
Well Drukhari pride themselves in all of that torture, because for them, it was how the Eldar Empire was at its prime
In a bastardized way
So a mix of survival and pride
thick shadow
Dark Eldar doing their degenerated things because of:
- To gain a power from it. Stay young! Live longer!
- To draw attention from Slaanesh, so your fellow space elf's soul could not caught and nom'd by her
When they die, they trying to go directly to Khaine
Which is the was only god left for them
royal dagger
I'll be coming here when ever I'm confused with a lore, Appreciate the answers again 
cunning lantern
As ogryns are what they are with their intellect abilities, wouldn't it be better that the bonehead procedure would be done to every ogryn? Or is it too expensive or just Imperiums iffyness about having abhumans in their ranks?
potent swift
The only Ogryn selected for bone'ead procedures are the ones who are already smarter than their comrades.
final spruce
Actually let me recheck
Well I was mroe or less correct, Bone'ead procedure makes the Ogryn smarter than his bretheren and more dexterous
Problem is, trying to make a Bone'head of out a normal Ogryn will barely do anything
So kind of like a intellect multiplier
Its useless for the ones that are too dumb
But, if the ogryn appears to be smarter than the average he might actually have his cognitive abiltities upgraded to the point where he can do basic tactics apart from charging
dull flame
Not sure if that's a heretic's head above the officer's sword or is that a servo skull wearing a gas mask cause that'd be awesome. xD
Ah wait no it's a head. There's an arm with a autopistol
cunning lantern
Why there is cavalry along with infantry? .__.
dull flame
It's Krieg. A charge is a charge.
thick shadow
For cool
dull flame
Everyone goes.
odd sparrow
Strategy is for the non suicidal
final spruce
I guess for the same reason a leman russ is following said horse in the charge
dull flame
I can give you both.
rotund siren
art is awesome
thick shadow
Everyone is just killing and fighting each other. Such a beautiful sight!
dull flame
rotund siren
nice work dodging ork bullets, plot armored IG
dull flame
Ork rolled a lot of shots but missed all of them
rotund siren
obviously
median sundial
It's not Plot armor, Orks just have bad aim.
cunning lantern
To orkz shooting is not to kill. It's for making a lot of noise and flashing, which excites them a lot. If they manage to get a kill then it is just a nice bonus
plush mason
https://tenor.com/view/tf2-team-fortress2-tf2engineer-use-a-gun-and-if-that-dont...
you seen the 40k version of that?
plush mason
btw did the Khan really attack the dark eldar "home"?
arctic ore
Commorragh? Probably. There's a lot of vague stuff that happens to get the Primarchs out of the picture.
storm jungle
btw did the Khan really attack the dark eldar "home"?
Everyone has attacked commorragh at one point tbh
arctic ore
Albeit, briefly in most cases.
crisp heath
Commorragh is such a shithole even attackers and invaders don't want to stay there
open marsh
Ephrael Stern snuck in there and was such an ass kicker, the Dark Eldar didn't realize she wasnt a Dark Eldar too