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didnt care much for them beyond the logic that they were his perfect marines, but harder to produce
But he knew them all
nah fuck that give the emperors last orders to the fancy silver nerds
There's the custodes, and then there's the companions
Oh that oils the abs
The Companions he tweaked personally. They went with him everywhere, and he actually joked around with them.
The regular custodes he knew, but he dgaf
also remember that just because GW shows it now doesnt mean normal marines dont have character
they have a rigorous life of training yes, but they also have hobbies etcetera
The companions have been acting on the Emperor's orders the entire time. The eyes of the Emperor and the like
which is hilarious cause im imagening a marine practicing music
well the eyes of the emperor have been broadened in meaning
Theyre custodes whom retired
Oh, they have hobbies and stuff. Well, some chapters do.
most marines have personal interests they pursue in their free hour of daily relaxation
''relaxation''
Yes. They're people who retired from being an ageless immortal warrior for being "too old"
well sort of?
they do it themselves
''fuck jimmy i spotted your blade 0.001 second later than i did years ago. Guess im gonna retire''
Or being too injured to serve. Via crippling combat injuries sustained in the imperial palace.
Or, rather, in "the imperial palace". Which they officially never leave.
i mean, they ''never leave''
taking to mars for groceries?
idk what a mars is, this is the imperial palace on a dusty red part of earth clearly
Im here to say 4chan isnt neutral lol, you'd be surprised how many backward minded people infest that shit-site
Oh yeah 4chan is v shitpost alt righty. It's a lot more tolerable on the non crappy boards but still
V explicitly not neutral
Absolutely, theres nice people but 90% is filled with assholes

Ppl can never be trusted , period
Ok nick
i can be trusted
guys, T'au sterilize humans who join them?
no
thx
FHNFUHN
For a better explanation, it was in a non-canon DoW ending
But doesn't appear elsewhere + other Gue'Vesa stuff implies that they are free to procreate and stuff
but why procreate if it only means more tau supporters
Living life where your only food isn't ground up corpses
FNFHN
Or other imperial garbo
I have this theory that Imperials are so xenophobic because basically every xeno civilian life is better than their's in almost every function
Except for like, tyrannids and stuff but those are just funny bugs
sdfhndfnh
i thinki it was because 90% of aliens tried to kill/convert to chaos/eat humans at first contact
besides there's plenty of xenos species that live in imperial space
Yee the ones that just got untouched I think/deemed not worthy of hunting or w/e
The minor ones
they jsut get told to not make any trouble if they dont want to get genocided
not even that
they're literally left alone because they're not considered a threat
or what
you're gonna be able to export it to rogue traders?
who live in imperial space fine
funny tinker mone
and get to be well sought after for their goods
make high tech
hehehe monke go engineer
you forget there is an entire job position about trading with aliens
its a bit more then that, but yes
Mechanicus: You can't just make new technology!
Jokaero: Hehe, laser ring go BZZZZT!
ZZZT
remember the imperium tried diplomacy with tyranids once
lmao what
Nids used to have a subserviant race called zoats
Oh wow
they got eaten
Old WHF zoats transferred or something different just same name?
Ik that GW tried to transfer a bunch of WHF species into 40k and then just killed them
ahh ayt ye
transferred then squatted
F
Oh that's acool model
Niceo
I'm glad that gw has finally answered the question "where would a centaur's beer belly be?"
Now they just need to answer the jeans question
Haha
6 pages of debate in 40klore about how a zoat wears pants
On his head, duh
sdfsdf
You gotta be pants on head if you're gonna work for tyranids
Big E was v much always both human and biological supremacist. AI bad, aliens bad, humanity dominant at all costs
he was also wildly autocratic and stuff
the big thing is he wasn't religious in the slightest tho. Like, all his fuckery was due to believing that there was legitimately no other path for humanity's survival, not the whole THIS SCRIPTURE SAYS THE XENOS MUST BE PURGED UWU~ that happened after his not-death
sorry for the syntax errors, i speak portuguese and i`m drunk
It's ok king
^
lol
We are all drunk portuguese on this blessed day of days
I'm not portugueses indeed
Brazilian KEKW
*portuguese
better be a drunk portuguese than a brazilian
but i`m not
don't worry
the portugese have to deal with the fact people know more about brazil than they do about portugal
I've got a portugese friend, I refer to Portugal as "Spain 2" to get a rise
It's funny
sdfhundfhn
It's not even that. It was a proposal to temporarily administer birth control until the food aid had arrived, and they had finished their census and medical treatment of the civilians.
Even in the over-the-top DoW endings that are supposed to be absurd and silly grimdark, the Tau's 'dark secret' was... that they had a somewhat unpalatable but completely sensible proposal to start stabilizing the area. Tau are just kinda boring like that.
Yee u right, It's just NC anyways so w/e
the Big E is actually not a good guy
well , their race dont have freewill just etheral this is a little bad but, well... Imperium population too
unlike Gulliman (yes the Smurfs have warmed to me recently)
it will be really interesting to see what happens if Big E every was actually revivable
Gulliman has to be aware that E will take humanity on another wild crusade
Ethereal mind control isn't canon, or at least isn't confirmed
Etherial mind control is 100% canon but it's more subtle than that
uhh
no
fudhnfuhdn
It's mentioned vaguely in xenology which is a imperial propaganda piece essentially
not mindcontrol but pheromone control
that too
Etherials as a species are expert diplomats and leaders, and also have a subtle pheromone ability that influences others (but its not the main reason they can mind control you)
That's not confirmed homie
Etherials Mind control you by convincing you you are wrong
that's.. persuasion?
its like the Liu Bei effect
they are so persuasive that it becomes sinister in its own way
they are more "persuasive"
or the Big Boss effect, or whatever you want to call it
It's moreso that the Tau'Va is just a better way of living to the people they assimilate (Imperial citizens)
on a surface level these are Heroic individuals that inspire great sacrifice
You don't really have to be super persuasive when you just offer a better life.
but this didnt work in humans just T'au race right?
but like holy shit are they able to convince anyone to lay down their life for htem
and they do, frquently
uh
there's like one example I can think of that
Which is Aun'Va's "kys"
FNDFND
I mean your name is literally "Tau Fanboy" effectively so not sure why I'm discusssing it with you
homie
lets move to a metanarrative level
you get your lore from 1d4chan
megabrain
Fellas be like "I do not read the Tau Books but I know all about them" omegalul
Nah, Books.
GW has been working for a while to make the Tau more interesting than Goody Two Shoes
Okay, broken sword?
if the Etherials are so perfect, what's up with Farsight?
Voices of experience?
Farsight is a military junta wherein the fire caste has taken up a place of nobility usdhnfudhnf
Farsight isn't a dictator type, there's a reason he did what he did
He and his friends literally live like nobility in the FSE
He's not evil, for sure of course
its like the dawning realisation that the Big E is actually a lot more scary than we first thought
Do you know WHY Farsight didn't trust the ethereals?
Because Puretide died and told him, was one of the reasons at least.
We don't really know Puretide's reasoning,b ut presumably some experience he had
That and being tried for fidgeting with his own equipment
Sorry for not giving in to the Grimdank circlejerk tho my guy
FHJNDFJDN
yeah so I dislike GRIMDERP 40k lore
Old 40k lore be like
"The Imperial Guard could have won if not for their human wave incompetence, therefore GRIMDARK"
New Lore be like: "The Imperial Guard were what we think of as the peak of modern professionalism, they did everything right, but failed anyway, therefore GRIMDARK"
the second is both more believeable and realistic
On a metanarrative level, I like the idea that the Tau and the Imperium have to grow and re-examine some of their core autocratic principles
EG the idea that having Big E leading the charge...might not actually be a good idea, as seen through Gullimans struggle
or the idea that the Etherials influence should maybe checked, due to their raw overwhelming influence over society
rather than saying ETHERIALS BAD
more like Hmm its pretty worrying that this is going on
well, they are better than Lords of Terra at least
Yeah the whole grimdark-ifying of the tau has been really ham fisted
I wish they'd lean more into the social engineering aspects of the tau. Like, how they slowly acclimate human populations to tau rule, how the ethereals are fallible despite the rest of the empire believing them inherently all-wise
other stuff beyond just AUN VA SAYS KYS and THEY BE KILLING OTHER ALIEN RACES CUS GRIMDARK MEANS XENOPHOBIC ALWAYS
I mean
i get it
its almost realistic tbh, not even grimdark
"We have the IDEAL SOCIETY, DONT ASK"
like really dude, are you sure?
it was really over due
i actually like the idea of tau civil war
gives them far more depth
I hope it actually happens
and doesnt get forgotten, like clone Fulgrim
the tau are meant to be idealistic collectivists in the extreme. Like, their character as a faction is totally at odds with the Imperium, it's just boring to me that GW apparently only wants to develop them to be closer to the human factions
If u mean with farsight then idk that would probs require some bad writing and/or retconning to happen
I mean..... yea, but then again, there has been rumors of intelligent design behind the ethereal since the tau were a thing, it would make sense for them to be somewhat like the other societies, yea?
and i dont think so on farsight
it wouldnt need bad writing
it would just require an appropriate crisis
for him to go "Ok, Ethereals, youve risked our people by obscuring the truth, big daddy Vampire Lord is gonna step in here."
a Tau Cadia, so to say
I actually think a Farsight/Imperial teamup would be within reason
It probs wouldn't be in character for farsight to rip the tau empire apart to kick the ethereals out. Any conflict is kinda always gonna be on the lowkey
oh gosh no, not fighting against the main tau empire
I mean if it were falling apart anyways, i think he'd be well within character to pull some gambit to try and save the tau
im talking BIG issues, mainly chaos in nature
where its like "Ok, our people are going to go extinct or be dragged into the warp now, time to do it"
i think he would, dude. Hes a vampire lord with all the knowledge of countless tau heros, and a mad amount of philosophy
You can defo tell GW doesn't really know how to further develop the tau or where to take them in the long term. I partially do blame it on how they decided to make them a tiny empire sandwiched between multiple others with no real presence outside of their tiny lil bubble, there's not so many potential avenues for how to write stories with them
i do still kinda suspect they're gonna develop the startide nexus stuff so they can like, actually have the tau be a thing outside of a tiny area in the galactic south east, but still
I almost think they might be the first step towards the Imperials getting help against chaos.
"Farsight, you seeing this shit?"
"Yea dude"
"Ok, truce, for now?"
GW doesn't like to write factions getting entirely boned or having that much success. Like, they always like to maintain the status quo, most of the conflicts they write tend to be stalemates that don't overall amount to that much
gotta make it an equal back and forth so u can rep both of the factions on display
chaos isnt even the real treat, tyranid and orks were worst than chaos
I mean for Throne's sake, the Imperials team with eldar plenty, and theres even a story of Imperials teaming up with ORKS against tyranids
Chaos should be tbh
youre talking a fuckin antiverse of hell
but Abbadon is just incompitent
and GW cant be bothered to make it a threat
They did push chaos p hard before but now the focus is mainly on necrons
i mean....
necrons arent even BAD guys
in fact, theyve ALSO teamed with imperials
against chaos AND tyranids, no less
necrons even care about chaos?
YES
yea cus chaos and nids both wanna bone the galaxy they think is theirs. u know, get off my fucking lawn applies to everything that isn't a necron
why? they even hav souls to be corrupted
The necrons made the black pylons on Cadia
they did it to fck warp i think no?
to keep the warp from spreading
warp travel
the pylons were inhibitors
not just warp but warp travel too
which is why cadia HAD TO FALL
tyranid hivemind
i dont think it had to do with tyranids, cause they were built WELL BEFORE the tyranids were even a problem
like war in heaven days
thats convienient
still, i think necrons are gonna be salty, but theyre gonna come together under the silent king, and theyve really got little choice but to work with people, even if they fuck them over eventually
for now, they really arent a main threat
well, not an existensial one, like tyranids or chaos
and orks.... well, they are just orks
honestly theres a bunch of threads yet to be filled out
Lorgar coming out of meditation, clone Fulgrim, the Tyranids developing anti chaos weaponry, and so on.
Vulkan, Russ, The Khan
tyranids are the worst treat to any faction even chaos
Honestly, theres my hypothesis. The dream team thats gonna form will be The Khan and Aun'shi teaming up to escape the Dark Eldar city.
bet.
hes like one of the few that actually seems to care
*threat
i like him quite a bit
one of the reasons i actually sympathize with the main tau as well as farsight
i dont think the ethereals are actually evil
just complacent and a bit cocky
and farsight realized it cost lives, but if there are ethereals like Aun'Shi, theres still hope
and im saying it now, Khan/Aun'shi team up
its gonna happen
emperor is all this things too
?
@thin horizon complacnet, cocky...
Quick question: The Death Korps of Krieg lasgun is semiautomatic or automatic or both?
@thin horizon and everyone suck emperor huge dick. So why they hate etherials?
@thin horizon im drunk just ignore it kekw
Well, hes a literal god, JCMAL
also Beter, semi
they shoot hotter, but less
not quite hotshots
they are called Lucius pattern, i believe
Remember: Ordo Xenos isn't just for purging Xenos. It's also the closest the Imperium has to a Diplomatic corps.
An Ordo Xenos Inquisitor could absolutely negotiate an Imperium x Tau team-up.
Big chance this might be considered an extremist move and his peers would heavily shun the decision
Honestly I'd rather have a chaos cult uprising than be a mindless cattle that's only purpose is to make more younglings for the GSC
It does sound like the lesser of the two evils
Unless you're chosen for a daemonculuba
nah daemonculaba isn't really common i think
Just a chaos uprising which does it's magic
It isn't yeah, it was a specific thing that almost destroyed itself
I love the Agri world that had a major Chaos Cult (that was then destroyed)... The Eightfold cult or something like that
Corpse grinders?
Why the discussion about tau being good or bad always pop up here?? I mean, it is always interesting to read different arguments that prove they are bad or that they are good, but it is quite tedius after a bit
Maybe it is like the thing about IG that everyone think is weak or incompetent or like the thing about every citizen in the imperium is living a hellish life...
Because the Tau hold a weird moral ground compared to other factions since they were suppose to be nobledark until GW fizzled the lore in its entirety from the complaining masses of the fandom
Its a natural argument compared to stuff like "uwu the imperium are the good guys"
Who the fuck ever said that
Someone new to the setting probably, and that saw only blue smurfs killing evil bugs
Exactly
I mean, the discussion between atomic gandhi and aun'va loyalist was really nice, but it seems that both sides didn't want to recognize that tau may be both good and bad, like all new empires that start to explore the galaxy
Tau aren't bad people
They really believe in their Greater Good
But in a world where they face constant threat of getting wiped out, well somestimes strenght must be used
Yet they aren't good either, since they are like "accept the greater good or die"
And their superior, the Ethereals are a noble caste that is not very nice
I mean, they are willing to use Water Castes and engage into diplomacy
The imperium does use diplomacy but only for humans or if you look like an acceptable abhuman
I'm wondering how long they will do it when everyone they meet kill those diplomats...
That is more an extremisation brought by their not so good first encounter with a lot of aliens
I mean I believe they wouldn't send their diplomats to anybody
It's not like the Imperium breed xenophobia
They do sometimes cooperate with xenos but it usually ends with the former allies fighting each other
Altough I've seen more Eldar/Human cooperation than anticipated
Yeah, sad interex noises (Whoops wrong rex, it was the diasporex)
Also there are know tau that are xenophobic too
I mean, history has proven that enough endoctrination can lead to a lot, It wouldn't be far fetched to make people fear aliens when we humans managed to do genocides and witch hunts just because those humans had a different religion/language/skin color.
We should also remember that mankind had endured the age of strife, where immaginable horrors preyed upon humans, and those very bad encounters simply made it worse for diplomatic relations
Well, when your diplomatic realtions with aliens are a coinflip away from having your face eaten, people don't just take the risk
Tell that to the commander who teamed up with fackin ORKS, mate
the orks did betray him in the end, but not a second before the tyranids were gone. Theres even a really touching scene of a nob saving a family.
Orks has purest hearts
I mean, the Ork commander was actually sad about it too
it broke my heart
‘Well, I betrayed you, of course. The charge, with the tanks. It was… you know… a trick. We held back and… we got you.’ There was an awkward silence, and the xenos grumbled, before continuing. ‘You didn’t think…?’
‘No,’ said Nestor, trying to hide the lie. ‘I had… planned the same.’
‘It was an excellont campaign, still.’
‘It was an excellent campaign, yes, Taktikus.’
Their most famous (still alive) can be taken as a Merc for the Corpse Grinder Cult but his name is "Eightfold Harvest Lord" and he may not be from Necromunda (Not sure)
honestly id like the GSC a lot more if they actually werent complete idiots
like they take this awesome people's hero face to em, and THEN, they all die to the tyranids if they win anyways
like wow
even chaos cultists have a better chance, thats pathetic
Not always, there was a GSO that didn't get munched by tyr, and after the woorld got devoured they followed the hivefleet
what? thats...... like the total opposite of tyranid MO
the tyranids eat EVERYTHING, even their own forces when a world is done
And yet...
i guess
considering the tyranids adapted to fight chaos, i suppose anything is possible
It's likely because they hive mind could use them to weaken future worlds from the inside, greater biomass in the future for a small loss now.
I mean, isnt that why genestealers are adapted to flee from the approach of a hivefleet?
specifically for that purpose?
I'm trying to find that GSO i mentioned
Genestealers have like their own sub hive mind, so long as they stay out of synapse range they don't get overwritten.
they also board imperial transports because the hive fleet travels at sub light speed, and the imperium uses warp travel. it's how they can out pace the hive.
well yes
thats why im saying, why would they need GSC to survive the planet
when they gave GS already
well, I still appreciate the tyranids anyhow
a real force of nature threat is a good idea
The problem with ndis is that they can't have named heroes if you'd follow the fluff
They could manage that with genestealers with a special DNA strand maybe ?
Since they already have that with specialized units
What about old one eye?
it's more the fact that genestealers reproduce via genestealer cult, you need one, for the other.
I mean... that with the Malentai stuff
If you're infected, You're a genestealer broodbrother now
bringing an established cult with them, cuts like, 100-399 years off of what the cults do.
I'd rather get butchered by a chaos uprising than a GSC uprising
Eh, GSC is probably the cleaner death
If they are found
They'll go bat shit crazy
And I'm pretty sure once the tyranids arrive to the uprising it will be a slaughter
they generally uprise before the nids get there for months or years
He is worshipped by a GSC
it's not like it's done in one day
they get eaten
I think only the useless broodbrother get eaten
Yeah but the important ones are taken
If they eat carnifexes and bio titans, they'll eat genestealers
The ones that plan stuff
Normally all GSC get eaten
The majority are just mindless cattle
Primuses, Magnuses, And the patriarch are most likely taken back
There is one orlock gang and one escher gang that have been infected by GS... Damn them
Really?
There are also more for sure, i just found out those two now...
But god damn every cult is doomed if there is a GSC in the same planet
They dont want to find a GSC believe me....
They, literally do.
You know what happens if they found the GSC abit late?
Exterminatus
Well yes but what do you think the already massive cult will do?
If they find it early, then they can purge the cult, and actually keep the planetary resources which the imperium greedily eats
Yeah early
Have space marine chapters visit them.
there's lots of good stories about marines going to the underhive and clearing out genes stealer cults
True
But that happens if they found them early
It they found them later, Its already too late
Everyone will get killed pretty sure
Nah the thing is you need to stop them before they send the psychic signal
The worst thing about GSC is about how they can infiltrate the government, Politics, Ans religious authority
GSO aren't impossible to destroy, and yes, they can mount global rebellion, but that is not a incredible stuff to deal for the imperium
No need for signal, If you got the signal you're fu##@
Yeah but their biggest wep is the beacon
The problem is that the imperium is simplistic in their approach, they go there kille everyone and then get out since there are a lot of things that need to be fixed at the same time
There would be too much chaos done by GSC
Military infiltrated.
Uprising started.
Beacon initiated.
And fleet approaching
You think that those things aren't common in the imperium?? Or that the imperium don't deal with similar staff on a daily basis?
They do
Ofc
But I'd be sure a planet is already doomed if the cult has executed all its objectives successfully
And it is not that they send a signal and a hive fleet go there... Nids follow psychic energies, if the cult become strong and numerous enough it may start to send psychic signals, but there mus also be a fleet that follow that signal
Yeah they do some weird shi$
I'm not sure an already infiltrated planet would withstand a tyranid invasion
It's weird how tyranids have strong psyker powers
It is not weird nor complicated... And a world can indeed withstand a nid invasion while having to deal with GSC...
Also Terra has some GSO on it
If i may ask, are you new to the setting?
Yeah I entered it abit back
In 2018
I dived into WHF lore first
Now I'm trying to dive into 40k lore
But it's a tad more complex than I expected
I don't really mind ppl talkint abt the eth council mustache twirling, its moreso ppl citing str8 up falsehoods fhsbd
Those who get their lore from grimdank tldr
or just have an axe to grind because they dont like the tau
Basically
couple of those round here 👀
Well, for what i know it is true that ethereals have a soothing effect on tau, that can overwrite chaos influence
Theres a couple in every 40k comm
yup
I thought Chaos doesn't affect Tau because they have no 'warp echo' or 'soul'
Like, the Pope has a calming effect on devout catholics Im sure
They dont but uh, lore inconsistent
Esp with 4th sphere
They can still be influenced by chaos, they just aren't really good target for demons
Yeee
They aren't like the pariah's who are anti-chaos or whatever their official sanction is.
I thought had zero warp presence, which is why they don't get possessed/have psykers.
What i'm tryin got say is that it is not because they are spiritual leader, you cannot beat the influence of rage induced by chaos just because you have the pope nearby
Laughs in Saint celestine
Saint celestine has more warp in herself than a psyker
You think that her influence is not warp based?
I think it's partially warp based
It seems to reason that if chaos can influence Tau, the Tau'Va can act as some form of group protection in belief
Yess
It is clearly stated that when the pylons on cadia started pushing back the wapr her "hope" effect also vanished
But it is clear that the tau still suck according to our experts guys
because they exist

It could... But that is not the thing i'm talking about, i'm talking about the presence of ethereals
I was just updating my knowledge of them, and i'm finding really interesting stuff
Their presence being a symbol of Tau'Va and bolsteiring it for nearby Tau
No no i was talking in general lol
not you Blank
I also corrected my POV on who the encountered before the great rift, i was lacking in that part especially as it turned out
No offense taken Dilara, i just admitted that some of the stuff that i knew was wrong
Depends on who was writing the lore.
There's some really good stuff, like the enslavers.
And then there's Marneus Calgar punching an avatar in the chest to show how much a man he is.
It is more me ignoring stuff since not interested... And it is funny that the tau were one of the ignored one since for a time i considered making them my fav faction because ranged focused
It doesnt rlly help that most 40k lore is paywalled otherwise ur getting a telephone version of it
And theres more content than some religious doctrines
AND lots of it is directly contradicted!
I wonder how Darktide's story is gonna go. It'll be interesting.
I have a feeling i know how itll go
"I HATE MY LIFE, IM A LEPER! CANT SOMEONE HELP ME?!"
"I got you bro."
"Who?!"
then plaguebearers happen
the end
jump cut Inquisitor sends group down, group finds poxwalkers
Kill all poxwalkers, the end
freezeframe I bet you're wondering how I ended up here
i also wonder though
like legitimately, it could just be one dude complaining about his lot
or it could be some huge conspiracy
or a long story, that eventually just starts falling off the rails like the Gaunts Ghost's series
I hope it hasa a good story
either way, i got dibs on playing the Ogryn
theys my favorite
wish they were better on tabletop
honestly i wish abhumans got more love in general
You'll have to fight @wraith socket for #1 Ogryn Fan
Ogryn Waifus when?
Thanks
Look man, all im saying is, I feel like Ogryn Waifu would be strong enough to save me if i screwed up and got in trouble, am I wrong?
The day I try to read a recipe for homemade stew and accidentally summon a bloodletter into the kitchen, I feel like she'd be there to crush it to death
But wouldn't she then crush you for summoning it?
nah, she probably wouldnt be smart enough to understand what it even was
bonus, that
ok hold up, Ogryn Waifu? what did i miss?
cause they got low IQ
affirmative
the reason i love ogryns is because i read a story in an anthology where this ogryn had bonded with a guardsman, and just carried around a gun (autocannon, i think) for his "brother" to shoot like a turret
also Nork is pretty cool
RIP Bob
if i were gonna live in the 40k universe, i would wanna be an ogryn
was his name bob?
i dont think so, was it?
idk, but there was the ogryn story Bob & Gav
ohhh, I getcha
i would like to be a space marine cause they got a little more survivability...but yea, i would like an ogryn friend
i mean.... ogryns are bigger than space marines even. They wear tank treads for armor
but you wouldnt have the capability to comprehend how awful life is
thats a real blessing
i suffer from debilitating bouts of existential dread IRL mate, an ogryn doesnt, ever.
and his situation is worse than mine by far
ogryns don't have anxiety disorders pls nerf
I mean, thats a true bonus
can't have anxiety if you can't think of what would be scary
i mean when you can crush a daemons skull with one fist (im talking like bloodletter or tzangor size, not bloodthirster, of course), i doubt much is scary
an ogryn could probably bench a taurox
Lol glorious input y'all. I always spelt Ogryn as Ogrem. I need to stop doing that. Lol
Okay now I sleep, for now. Lol
bye
so i decided to make a custom knight house
based on part of my lineage
that being the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
Im gonna have the knight Preceptor as my warlord and Hetman, and the armigers will be my Winged Hussars
very exciting
I would believe that being an ork would be the most reasonable as there is constant fighting and nothing is better in life for an ork than to fight (and go fast)
Ogryin suffer from claustrophobia, they too have anxiety problems... But it is true that it is not because a a bloodthirster just murdered half his platoon with a simple swing... Ogryn are also capable to simply overturn chimeras, so doing the same with a taurox is possible
Taurox are lighter than Chimeras so you'd expect them to
Dedog was able to drag a chimera on multiple kilometers
Ogryns are pure
Are the thunder warriors loyal to anyone? I'm kinda confused how they exist if there's so few of them scattered around the galaxy
Also, do they still even exist in 41k if they were made so long ago
Thunder Warrior were loyal to the emperor and the Imperium
Basically precursor Space Marine that were culled
Because they were unstable
The Thunder Warriors will call them TW for now werent made for the long goal and as said above they are basically proto astartes
they had really gross mutations and were extremely violent
their entire goal was to conquer terra before Big E put them down for their own good
Their basic objective was to conquer Terra (and maybe the Sol system)
There were a few survivor
By the end of the Unification Big E was already underway making astartes
aka the First Legion whos actual objective was to be SPACE marines and conquer the sol system
as for the survivors theres a really rare case of them being like 2-3 in number, with one of them actually understanding why Big E did what he did
They are chonkier than Astartes, too
Were they loyal to the emperor tho?
Yeah, was quite sad story, they know they can still be usefull for the Emperor but that their state were to dangerou
Yea Loyal
Yeah if they werent why would they follow him
they were loyal in the case of like an attack dog though
Im not kidding when i say he literally unleashed the TW on technobarbarians across the earth
More Loyal than normal Space Marine afaic
Huh, I always thought the main reason he wanted them dead is coz they were less loyal
They knew the Emp, and were following him because they liked him
Nope, it was actually a mercykill in the long run
Ok so do they still exist?
Largely no
Yes/No
like i said
No
theres only like 2-3 survivors
They are not like custodes or marines where they can live unless killed in battle.
One of them become a head of criminal organization in terra, if I know rightly
Yes
Custodes and SM can still die from old age iirc
And TW had a really short life term compared to Astartes.
There's no real way to tell as the oldest living marine is still Dante, the rest have all died.
^
He IS showing signs of age but is still going strong
Is there a branch of guardsmen that most reflect modern humans?
Yeah, they are called Feral world
Elysian are based on the SAS
Yeah but like, there's the valhallans that are basically the Russians lol
Do you mean reflect us as in regular humans?
Harakoni is based on US Drop troop
I mean in their personality.
TW's life term was like... 50 years, I guess?
@verbal nest literaly any human
Stronger thsn Astartes tho.
Elysians sound cool if they're based off the SAS, I love the SAS
Bigger too
Yeah this
the guardsmen are memed but most of them are really human
They make jokes, comments, jabs etc
grumble about the shitty living and food
And 90% casuallity rate is mostly a joke
that too
One Luetin video said that generally being a human in 40k just have a better mental resilience than us modern humans
except when it's not.
Yeah thats true but thats pretty much talking about human adaptibility
That mortality rate in guard is pretty high
Depends on the front sezerix
^
The I.G arent idiots that charge into gunlines to die
unless they got a really stupid commissar
However, a basic guardsman is actually a pretty beastly guy.
Yeah pretty much
so higher than moden but like, not rediculously high
Which front, the eastern front, or the western front?
Western
Ah.
Only in rare cases does it get worse, its just that most lore is about those rare cases
because the mega box sets are about mega battles
Is nemeroth chaos undivided?
Yah
He looked like a slaaneshi marine to me
He doesnt though
An example of a shitty front to be on is uhhhh
And was a sorcerer
19 hours
hes wearing a big ass terminator armor purely of metal
the blue colour gives up abit
He is famous to having an ahegao face
Or that godawful book that started this entire mess of a meme
With "uwu you get to be a veteran 10 hours in"
Im just happy so many people say thats wrong to the newcomers most of the time
Ah that guy
why are his arms so long?
Lightning claws
ohhhh
And terminator armor is an exoskeleton
ok, thanks
Do the IG have aerial vehicles?
Uh
For... spewing warp power, idk
technically no but yes?
@verbal nest Basically all air vehicles are naval property, but are assigned to IG regiments
Imperial navy
^
so yes they have air assets, no they arent IG tho
It does
thats what the thunderbolt is for lol
and MARAUDER BOMBERS
KING OF THE SKIES
HEHEHE
Robot Gorilla separated them after the heresy
to prevent accumulation of power or something like that
Yeah back in the day the Imperial Army aka what it was called back then was single force
they were like the 60's space soldiers you see in sci-fi movies
And made the space book
@verbal nest the elysians we were talking about earlier are airbourne https://1d4chan.org/images/5/59/Elysian_Drop.jpg
with losing every battle?
Watch your filthy mouth
It's true tho
its not and i'll fight you
^
tell that to Armageddon
I hope Meelee is memeing
bro there's an IG detachment sent to your location rn, finna fite fuckboi








Elysians "falling" after all
we better get a valk hot extract for one of the missions
we get it, sharks are smooth
we can ❤️
Actually, shark skins are rasp
what, no way dude
sharks are smooth all the way around
I know a marine biologist, he confirms
Bloody hell, which marine smarty is right?
obviously the one that confirms that shark skin is smooth in every direction
I think it's different in every damn documentary
BBC, Discovery, National Geographic
Hmm
How do you know that?
I know many
so you agree? you're a heretic too?
@verbal nest basically imperial airpower is varied and does all the roles modern air power does, however unless the world has its own local atmospheric model you have to hope the guard have a Naval detachment in support
What's the most success a chaos lord has ever gotten
Abaddon tearing the galaxy in half
or horus making it to terra
Cadia...
Stands...
And if the Fantasy is counts. Archaon the Everchosen.
The rumour says he was a femboy when he was a young
GIVE ME THE ANSWER, SJAANESH!!

If it's a true. I will go back to that time, and never let him become a bulky high testosterone'd man
I'm trying to save the world!
Siblings... response

Custodes do not age. Astartes eventually wear out, but they don't have a normal age pattern.
Takes a long ass time to wear out an Astartes though
Don't their body start to fail ? Like they sometime leave the palace
Nah, Custodes are eternal guards
Custodes do not suffer age-related infirmity.
Damn, i was late to the party, but i will say this anyway:
Thunder warriors were the first experiments of Big E, they were made to conquer terra and for that they needed to be really strong and durable, which they were, that was accomplished by genetic modifications like everyone know, (i don't remember if i read this somewhere or if it was the result of my thinking on it) but they weren't midified when young, they were normal huamans modified, that had some side effects, one of them was that they were following the emperor because they wanted, not because of psyco indoctrination or genetic imposed loyalty... And a genetic degradation over time that would kill the in th elong term
They were considered unreliable by custodes, but they were blindly loyal to the emperor
The custodes executed most of the TWs
One of the first tasks of the Astartes was to hunt down and kill their replacements.
I mean, Thunder warriors were made from techno barbarians for the majority of them, and they were known to have psychotic moments
Although some SM chapters now suffer that issue aswell
Incidentally, having the Astartes kill people who outlived their usefulness directly caused the traitor legions to become traitors in the first place.
Not exactly.
What ?
It was the First Legion aka the ones that would go out to become the Dark Angels.
So you're half right
But that was basically a training exercise for them.
The first legion did most of the TW hunting, but most were involved at some point.
The only legion that we know that killed other Astartes was Russ that was sent by Big E to kill the 2 data expunged
The fact that the Emperor destroys tools when he no longer needs them was common knowledge.
In fact, it's one of the explicitly stated reasons for the legions turning traitor.
He put them down literally, since they were all suffering from mutations.
wwwwwwwwww
Not true
They were tools sure but he evne says he tried his best but their genetic makeup was basically fucked
The Emperor tried to hide the death of the TW as much as possible
Yeah its why he glorified them instead
Since it feared it might have painted him in a bad light enough for people not to trust him
He hid it from the public, but not the Astartes.
BTW it was the custodes who killed most of the thunder warriors, the first legion killed a rebellion in which there were some thnder warriors
Again not exactly.
I remember Valdor Birth of the Imperium very clearly
It was pretty much the entirety of the 1st legion that did the job
meanwhile Valdor was in the background as the only custode going into the fray to kill their main leader
That is the rebellion yes, but TW died at mout something
But hey i might be wrong with fluff outside of that
blank is right
Look, the point is that in the HH books Astartes - both those who would choose to be loyalists and traitors - talk about how the Great Crusade will eventually end, and mention the TW when discussing what that would mean for them and their Brothers.
This happens repeatedly
Considering they're the parody of the roman legions im not surprised
Mount ararat
aka getting a nice villa and some good wheatfields to attend
which would be nice...

Even the loyalist Astartes concede that the Emperor would kill them all, but decide their sacrifice would be worth it.
Yes, and wonder why they discuss that? Because they don't know what Big E do with useless tools
IG get to settle and claim land if they survive their tenure
also yeah i was meaning AFTER the purge

The stupid part? Thronebutt had a plan for them. He just didn't tell them what it was because he intended them to be incapable of that sort of thinking.
After the purge it was still custodes hunting them
Eh again i really dont want to pander to "Big E is evil" again.
Its just bad writing and restrictions.
This isn't evil, this is just incompetence.
Again
bad writing and restrictions lol
and its hard to write a really good omnipotent character
Ther eis one where IG colonist had to use again weapons because orks decided to land on their new home
Big E doesn't understand the thinking of things that are human or human-adjacent.
He does though
he just sees the bigger picture
also its the same as how he could clearly pull a random old technology out of his ass and save Angron's nails but the Heresy needs to happen and Big E needs to be a shit dad.
so its a lot of forced threads half the time
He understand most of the human being, it is just that he is/was tired of all the shits he saw in more than 30K years
Which is really well put
Almost any sane human in his position would be the same.
And as the classic saying goes, if you want peace you must prepare for war.
Its sad but true
Oh, and about TW, there is one still living in 41-2K... At least it is hinted that he still live... Arik Taranis
There's a surprising number of them still alive.
Mostly because time gets fucky in the Warp, and since (almost?) all the ones who survived the purges fled via warp travel there could potentially be even a few thousand showing up over the remainder of the time left in the universe.
I mean, there's 'loyalist' fallen legion guys popping out of the warp every so often who just get blown away.
Lost Legion, you mean?
The Fallen are entirely different
and arent to be discussed.
EVER
EDGY AF
and solely exist so Dark Angels get to call them "Fallen Angels" and be cool
OH SHIT, YOU RIGHT XD
YEEEE
The Fallen are legit loyalists, though.
fallen legion I meant by, like, loyalist world eaters or something coming out of the warp
youre talkin about the Legion of the Damned
the Fallen are a traitor group of Dark Angels
btw, Legion of the Damned are awesome
10/10 legion
always trying their hardest
goodest skull-boys
might drive some people mad, but that's ok
I do wonder how they, like, exist?
ya know?
In gatherig storm they helped the imperial fist in the phalanx during warp travel, and then helped on cadia...
they just teleport places, right?
but how? or why?
I guess that's part of the mystery
Warp... They materialize like demons
are they Malice-y, or just "Divine hammers of the Emperor's Might because REASONS"?
They have been called "emperor's demons" by some guys in the community, and those guys called the living saints "greater demons of the emperor" all because they behave really similar to chaos demons... A quote from an eldar clearly call them demons, even if they appear as the stalwart defender of mankind or something similar
Huh
That does make sense, to be fair
I mean, if the chaos gods get power from faith, so would the Emperor
Oh, i just discovered that they also helped in the terran crusade, and then on baal, armagedon and a lot of other places in the imperium nihilus it seems
badass
i mean best guess of the Inquisition is either Firehawks, or genuinely Emperor equivalent of Daemons
which is sick
i hope its the second
This is the eldar
Probably both possibility are correct
I mean, they used a star fort (IIRC) that was very similar to the raptorus rex, the fortress monastery of the fire hawks chapter
spikey
Look like afflicted
Afflicted?
oh no thats the nurgle horn
its basically one of his aesthetics
aka a single one sticking out of your head
Some of them have weird one way horns
Pilots don't get to use power weapons
actualy they do depending on their background
atm tho im thinking arbite or just a melee guardsman
Oh, interesting...
Ye, usualy naval officers on some ships will have swords
the whole idea of a naval man at arms thing
Well, officers aren't pilots
some are
when you have a ship with hundreds of fighters and thousands of staff
someone has to organize them
A valk pilot isn't a high rank officer that can take a power sword from the armoury
Your assuming this is just some standard pilot tho, inquisitors picked the convicts they have fore a reason
If we're still going off the banner art (which disappeared on the server cus not enough boosts lol) then there should rightfully only be one guardsmen character, assuming the cloaked figure to the right isn't also a guardsman and also assuming that the characters will even work the same way as Vermintide
at least as it pertains to playable characters
ratty that only works under the assumption there is only 4 characters
The assumption would be five
This is a good point, and indeed an memebr of a retinue that can work as valk pilot can indeed get a power sword
but yeah we don't know yet, we'll probs know by the 10th
hopefully
personally i think we'll see 6+ playables since they have mentioned how expanding a roster post launch is near impossible
Yeah, it would be around 11:30 PM london time
Give themselves a bit more flex
I'm not expecting stupid amounts ofc just 1 or 2 up from vt
We'll have to see. Personally I do hope the system they implement will make adding new characters/career-equivalents more convenient, that's something they've only recently started dabbling with in vermintide pretty late into its life cycle and it's seemingly been super successful
Yeeee
obvs outside of a class system Vermintide was never made to allow for new actual characters. It's the U5, you can't add any more to that with how the story and dialogue/whatever is set up
And idk if they're gonna go with the same class system we have now. But yeah we don't know at this point
They settled on carreers in 2 cause like you said its the U5
theres a preset dynamic that became hard to mix things into
Yeah
if they want they could (or, most probably, already have if they have taken this direction) set it up to allow for new characters. Would be very easy to justify too if we're meant to be expendable inquisitional guinea pigs
yup
especially with bardin engineer dlc adding dialogue that is set out as if he is a new person they are trying to learn about
I fully expect the Imperial Guard character "careers" to be based on existing regiments, like Catachan or the Death Korps (most likely the latter, self-sacrificial complex and all that).
I feel It'd be a waste if we didn't at the least get other Imperial rep outside of IG
I'm still onboard for a xeno in a ranger or smthing, but just having varieties of Imperial would be cool too
i recon regiments will be aesthetic stuff instead of classes @open summit
cosmetics and the like
They could totally just implement different regiments as skins for any guardsmen-ish character yeah
which would be a new thing for FS, previously skins have just been reskins
excepting hats
I'm honestly not expecting a career system. Like, it's v possible and it has worked pretty well for VT2 but idk
I'm expecting one just for the fact that the game is advertised as "VT2 but 40k flavor"
I'm thinking alot of things will be samey
Which isn't bad to me imo
Also careers add the chance for variations on a character's fluff which I love
I'm willing to argue that different regiments could change up your equipment and abilities somewhat. For instance Iron Guard gets bonuses when using Lasweapons, but can't carry grenades.
Otherwise you could have an Inquisitor with a few different careers, like Ordo Malleus and Ordo Hereticus, and a Mechanicus adept with different careers, like a Skitarii ranger or Tech Priest.
But i'm also very chill if it goes in a slightly different direction
Esp with the more out there possibilities for dlc
Samee
Regiments could be a talent thing for the IG character
Like, different talents representing slight variations and such
that and skins
Skins are probably what we're going to see, though.
I will absolutely admit that cosmetic skins are the most likely way we're getting IG regiments
imo itd be skins because if they did do a guardsmen with different classes
weapon specialist, brawler and seargent make sense imo, which you could assign to specific regiment but id rather just take the perks and choose a regimental cosmetic
otherwise ull have people complaining kreig isnt the melee class
thats all this server has been since day one aun
Not all of us, some of us.. we resist it..
we havent even figured out hoe stabdard kit works and its been "i want shovel, i want xenos, i want astartes"
That but on one of those "live, laugh, love" things and you've got a real seller
lol
NGL, I'd consider the Catachan Jungle Fighters the "brawlers," not the Death Korps. Shovel be damned.
yup
you would be right
that wont stop people
80% of people persieve 40k as the memes of 40k
which is why we had people complaining the trailer wasnt lore friendly because a guardsman had a plasmagun
lasguns are actually capable of shooting and hurting things?!?!?!



