#40k-lore-chat

1 messages · Page 1821 of 1

storm jungle
#

Theres always a reason sadly

crisp heath
#

people hate the ultramarines for everything 2 :^)

storm jungle
#

they're both blue

#

COINSIDENCE?

crisp heath
#

I think that's the true reason

atomic pelican
#

Tru but the ultramarines get minis

#

DHDHD

crisp heath
#

they're both blue

wide jewel
#

Same people who dislike the tau are the people who miss the point that the imperium isn't meant to be good

atomic pelican
#

Often yes

#

GW abt to galaxy brain "both sides" us and make the Tau blue imperium

crisp heath
#

the problem is that you have people invested in the imperium now and lore that shows the imperium as potentially reasonable and good

storm jungle
#

yeah the marketing for that is shit

#

especially that new artwork that makes abaddon and robot-g look like autobots vs decepticons lol

atomic pelican
#

GW very bad abt romancifying the imperium while saying its satire

crisp heath
#

I mean aside from that, why would people want to play the imperium anymore if the tau are just straight up better than them all the time

#

in every way

atomic pelican
#

Creates/attracts Those Fans

storm jungle
#

Thats the thing

atomic pelican
#

The Imperium are cool in their own ways aesthetically and in lore

crisp heath
#

the setting has moved beyond being a mere satire

storm jungle
#

you really cant satire the imperium anymore

#

people are incredibly touchy about it on both sides

#

Best you can do is just trickle in grimdank here and there

crisp heath
#

orks are the only regularly humorous types at this point, and they still apparently slaughter hospitals full of wounded civilians while laughing

storm jungle
#

"we purged an entire planet because some chaos marines passed it idk"

#

oh yeah that too

final spruce
#

hello

storm jungle
#

its the moth!

atomic pelican
#

Idk why they feel the need to include the edge in the Orkz memes. I mean it makes sense but it feels forced

#

Hello

#

Hewo

#

owo

storm jungle
#

Honestly does anyone force it

#

nobody cares about orks being monsters i think lol

atomic pelican
#

Yee tru

#

Fhdhd

storm jungle
#

they're still funny af

final spruce
crisp heath
#

the imperium also has alot of autonomy in certain parts and the loose grip of it's authoritarianism + it's an assortment of both incompetent and competent people running it, means some places are more nobledark than others

atomic pelican
#

Orkz could use children as footballs and itd still be better than most grimderp

final spruce
#

Because orkz are funny fungus with cockney accents

atomic pelican
#

Precisely

odd sparrow
#

uwu~

atomic pelican
#

Haha funny green man go WAAAGH

final spruce
#

The only thing they could do to make it more stereotypical is an Orkz boss that has found the way to brew mushroom tea and is on a quest to taste every tea in the world while making his brand well known

atomic pelican
#

Hero

#

A man of Kultur

storm jungle
#

i was afraid of giving an example like that but its true

atomic pelican
#

Unironically the orkz are STILL more ethical than half the factions

#

Just because they don't do it out of some twisted sadism

#

Just to have a scrap/fun

#

Pack it up boys, Ork kultur is the most well attuned culture in 40k

#

Dhdbdb

crisp heath
#

killing civilians 4 fun sounds sadistic if u ask me

storm jungle
#

Nah trust me dude

#

i played GTA

#

im an expert in that category

atomic pelican
#

Rhsbrhs

storm jungle
#

Im joking, of course its horrible but its the same as laughing at a dude falling down the stairs

#

the human mind loves someone elses unfortunate comedic misery

#

lol

atomic pelican
#

The orkz do it because hitting stuff is fun. Not because it hurts them. The Drukhari do it because it hurts them

#

Thsbdhd

#

At least In my head thats how I see the difference

storm jungle
#

Dark eldar are basically evil anyway so lmao

atomic pelican
#

Yeeep

#

We dont go to Commoragh anymore

#

ravenholm track

wide jewel
#

GW tried to get around the whole idolizing the fascists, by just making ultramar an imperium that isn't shit

atomic pelican
#

That seems to be the direction

#

With newer stuff

wide jewel
#

then idolizing the boys in blue

atomic pelican
#

Ultrasmurfs

odd sparrow
#

tbh whether the Imperium really is fascist is kinda a big debate in itself

#

an actually not one i should bring up nvm i said nothing

#

But yeah ultraboys always get the spotlight lol

wide jewel
#

it's pretty obvious that was the original intent, but they've tried to swerve away from that

atomic pelican
#

Uh oh stinky

storm jungle
#

I love how they try to stupidly make Ultramar shit in the comics now lol

#

"you die in your 30's"

#

piss off

wide jewel
#

it's so dumb

storm jungle
#

I love how everyone agreed with that statement in the community too, its stupid

cerulean wagon
#

i just dislike the marvel take on it

#

its very super hero comic esque

atomic pelican
#

Oh god yeah

storm jungle
#

the art color eurgh

atomic pelican
#

Marvel with the 40k license

#

Dangerous

wide jewel
#

tbf that life expectancy was grimderp for the whole imperium not just ultramar

#

30s was meant to be "high"

cerulean wagon
#

actualy

storm jungle
#

I think this reddit comment says it best:

cerulean wagon
#

people live stupid long in 40k

storm jungle
#

Theres shit places to live and people could die really young there sure, but as the redditor puts it if thats done a lot it makes the setting incredibly meh

cerulean wagon
#

^

atomic pelican
#

I always figured Imperium citizens who werent in the Underhive lived modernesque life spans

storm jungle
#

Yeah its why i got that reddit comment saved

cerulean wagon
#

yeah most people live a normal life span

storm jungle
#

not everything in 40k is just misery-porn

cerulean wagon
#

unless u have money

storm jungle
#

dfskjdfkljs

#

just like real life

atomic pelican
#

Big Money

cerulean wagon
#

if u have money you can live for several hundred years

#

although i still hate the idea of belarius cawl being literaly over 10k years old

storm jungle
#

Well to be fair

#

he does swap bodies doesnt he?

#

and just adds the metal shit he gathered after

atomic pelican
#

relevant

storm jungle
#

noOO

crisp heath
#

I actually wouldn't be surprised if the avg life span was mid-30s if that's meant to cover the whole imperium, with so many people living in dangerous underhives, or feral worlds, or death worlds, or working in probably toxic factories, ultramar sounds close to being a paradise world though

#

alot of feudal worlds too

wide jewel
#

I looked it up and medieval and roman life expectancy is pretty similar to that 30 number

#

just because of infant mortality

atomic pelican
#

Yeee historical life expectancy is funny

#

Because like, you could easily have people living up to 80 in Roman/Greek times

#

It's just that

#

infant mortality so high

wide jewel
#

yeah, I think the problem isn't the number it's what people take it to mean

#

it doesn't mean living to the age of 30 is old

storm jungle
#

Gonna refer to this comment:

atomic pelican
#

Yeeeah

#

Reminds me of the "There will be as many elves as the plot demands" plot hole from WHF suhndfhdusn

wide jewel
#

yeah, if you go too hard on grimdark it isn't nearly as impacting

atomic pelican
#

40k also fails to account for like, the absolute insane amount of rebellions and stuff that would cause

#

I mean, even moreso than what already plagues the Imperium

#

Fiction often fails to account for the fact that, most people when their lives are shitty, will just kill their leaders. They have to be placated to some degree

crisp heath
#

I dunno if that's necessarily true, pretty contextual

atomic pelican
#

Noble lords in medieval times hosted fairs and such weekly to do just that

#

They knew how to keep people placated

#

(Or monthly maybe, I forgot)

crisp heath
#

who's to say the imperium doesn't do the same?

#

it would be

atomic pelican
#

Oh yeah, I just mean in most grimderp portrayals of imperial life

final spruce
#

Tbh, I compare the Imperium to Brazil

atomic pelican
#

Come To Brazil

crisp heath
#

very fitting considering the theocratic theme they got goin, sanguinala is stated to be a thing

final spruce
#

You have the slums, the middle people and the really filthy rich

atomic pelican
#

Yeee

#

I imagine the middle life to be okay, I mean It would have to be realistically

final spruce
#

Dunno, when I look at people living in slums they live in miserable conditions compared to first wolrd countries

#

They fight to eat and sleep

atomic pelican
#

That's true, but even most "3rd world countries" have some kind of upper classes/middle class that aren't being seen

#

The general rule of thumb is that

#

In order to maintain power, a government must be able to either provide for its people, or silence dissent

#

Or some mixture of the two

final spruce
#

Or be in the case of Brazil where organized crime is holding both the people and gov by the balls

atomic pelican
#

The Imperium can't do either

#

Yess

final spruce
#

Aka Necromunda

atomic pelican
#

In that case, the organized crim serves as a surrogate sort of government

#

In which it likely provides for the people to some degree!

wide jewel
#

yeah it seems strange that the imperium can keep a grasp on it's empire when most worlds are so disconnected from the core imperium and the response times of fleets are so slow

final spruce
#

Its a very loose grasp

#

Like barely there

crisp heath
#

they lose bits and pieces of it all the time without noticing

atomic pelican
#

I did a case study awhile ago in my classes about how innercity gangs often provide for their members/territory. It's... interesting

#

In that way they become a pseudogovernment

#

Necromunda actually makes a lot of sense in that way fudshnfhusn

final spruce
#

Gang money makes the hive turn

#

They give jobs to people that then sue the money to feed their families

storm jungle
#

Its about FAMILY

atomic pelican
#

You come here, on the day of my daughter's wedding

#

sdfduhn

vagrant osprey
#

Even in DoW, the "Tau sterilizing humans thing" was in the context of a proposal to administer birth control until they could conduct a census and stabilize the area, not them going snip-happy with blades.

storm jungle
#

DoW though shouldnt ever be used as a comparison

#

its comedic and plays up the bad aspects of 40k to the max

vagrant osprey
#

Oh, definitely not.

storm jungle
#

I know because it was my intro into 40k and i was really confused lol

atomic pelican
#

Yee DoW endings aren't canon(Though Shas'o'Kais is playable on the TT!)

#

I think he also has a minor part in the 3rd sphere if I remember right, but I could be wrong abou tthat

#

He's like a footnote so sudhnfduhfn

storm jungle
#

a hoovenote

atomic pelican
#

Shadowsun HOOF PICS

#

PLEEEASE.

vagrant osprey
#

But even there the Tau were responding to food shortages and loss of infrastructure, which honestly means that in the batshit crazy land of DoW the grimderp ending had the Tau considering reasonable but unpleasant plan.

storm jungle
#

Yep!

#

The tau even there are portrayed as mostly "good" before you get the faction defeat page lol

#

"YEAH DUDE THEY EXECUTED EVERYONE"

atomic pelican
#

Are YOU MAD

#

god

#

Kais was such a megachad

storm jungle
#

ARE YOU WeAK

#

also man i know

#

"I AINT GONNA LET YOU DIE MAGIC MAN"

#

"YEAH BRO IM GONNA PLANT THIS BOMB AT SITE B REAL QUICK"

atomic pelican
#

There's a fan theory that the Shas'la from Fire Warrior is related to O'Kais which would explain how big his balls are

storm jungle
#

fllkddfls

atomic pelican
#

Apparently they share the same Kais title

#

name*

storm jungle
#

Makes sense

#

that mad lad killed chaos marines like it was going out of business

#

good thing he had health packs!

atomic pelican
#

I like to imagine he's still a shas'la afte rall that

#

like Longstrike

#

Man goes through everything yet is still 'recruit' rank

storm jungle
#

dfskdfskdfsljk

#

hes a dragonborn basically

#

controls and is the leader of nearly all the factions in skyrim

#

Guard: Who are you again

atomic pelican
#

IT'S QUIET

vagrant osprey
#

Shas'la has the biggest balls in the Tau empire, since he was perfectly willing to go into battle with critically damaged weapons.

#

Tau weapons are supposed to be weak but accurate. His weapons were weak and inaccurate.

final spruce
#

Aren't tau indoctrinated for that sort of thing ?

#

To the point of killing themselves when asked ?

atomic pelican
#

So invigored by the greater good he took on chaos warriors

vagrant osprey
#

People may say it's because Fire Warrior was an awful game, but we all know it's because he took the broken weapons because he figured he needed working weapons the least.

atomic pelican
#

They'd throw down their lives for Ethereals but I don't think there are any examples of them just saying "lol kill yourself" to any of the other castes Zher

storm jungle
#

Yeah its just what they'd themselves do due to propaganda

atomic pelican
#

Tho the idea of Aun'Va telling Farsight to kill himself is pretty funny ngl

storm jungle
#

but they arent dumb enough to be like an imperial japanese soldier and throw themselves under a tank with nades

vagrant osprey
#

Yeah, the way things have been presented the fire caste isn't any more indoctrinated than a US marine.

atomic pelican
#

Yee

#

Esp since they are known to defect now

#

Well not known to but

#

It Happens

#

Pretty sure the Ethereal hold trials and such for when things like that happen

#

Farsight almost got put on trial for repairing his suit iirc sdufhndhfn

vagrant osprey
#

Err... Yeah, that's because he wasn't qualified for that repair.

atomic pelican
#

Oh yeah, I know.

vagrant osprey
#

In modern day militaries you can be put on trial for attempting to repair something you're not qualified to repair.

atomic pelican
#

I've always imagined that the Castes are super protective of the things they do, and thus get pissy when other castes try to do it themself. Prompting the Ethereals to do something

#

There's no actual lore abt that It's just what I think abt it

storm jungle
#

Yeah thats a really human reaction

vagrant osprey
#

Well, we know that Tau colonies issue weaponry to people so that everybody can help if there's an attack.

#

So the Fire caste is ok with Water caste and Earth caste shooting at enemies.

atomic pelican
#

Yeee, I imagine that being the case in emergencies

storm jungle
#

fdfsdfsdgfgdf

#

imagine if they actually got mad lol

atomic pelican
#

Otherwise I've always imagined the Castes to be a lot like MegaUnions, wherein they protect their trade so they keep their importance. Ex) If any Caste gets pissy about their status, they can just shut down the entire empire because they are the only ones who are specialized to do their task

#

So the Ethereals have to keep everyone happy

vagrant osprey
#

TBH, it mostly seems like an expert seeing somebody completely unqualified attempting to do things.

atomic pelican
#

Like, any of the 4 castes could basically cripple the Tau empire if they weren't happy about their case

#

Yeee that too

#

It's why Farsight was such a big deal

#

He had a lot of supporters in the Fire Caste

#

He still does, even in loyalist Tau places

crisp heath
#

I swear I saw it explained that way somewhere, that the castes get unhappy about others taking their duty, lemme see if I can find it

atomic pelican
#

Very dangerous to the integrity

#

If I recall, Farsight actually tried to go into hiding so he didn't cause another Mont'au

#

Because he didn't want the Tau empire to completely shit itself

final spruce
#

So

#

Book Excerpt Farsight : Crsis of Faith

#

‘That is correct, you will not,’ said the ethereal, motioning to his shas’tral bodyguards to send away the attendant drones. They did so, the hovering discs gliding soundlessly from the room before the far door irised shut. ‘You are ta’lissera bonded to your team?’

‘I have that honour, master,’ replied Wellclaim. ‘Six kai’rotaa now. We are very happy.’ ‘Take out your bonding knife.’

‘Of... of course,’ said Wellclaim, reaching around to the ceremonial dagger she kept in a sheath at the base of her spine. She unclasped the lynx-skin sheath and unfurled the satin cummerbund that bound it around her waist, holding it forth for inspection. It was a truly beautiful example of its kind. She was always proud to show it off, and doubly so to an ethereal.

‘Now. Take the bonding knife out of its sheath.’

Wordlessly, she did so. The metal blade slid from its housing with a soft hiss. Something burned behind her eyes, in her throat, in her guts, making it hard to think.

‘Now kill yourself.’

Wellclaim reversed the knife in her hands and stabbed herself in the chest as hard as she could, burying the knife up to the hilt in her own heart. Eyes wide, she gasped out a welling glut of blood, toppled over, and spasmed her last.

A delta of crimson spread out from beneath her, rivulets tracing the hexagonal mosaic tiles of the Ethereals Bringing Calm to Fio’taun.

‘Clear this up,’ said Aun’Va to his shas’tral guards, ‘and find the other one.’

atomic pelican
#

YES HE LITERALLY DID

#

Oh my god

#

That's fucking hilarious

#

I mean It's awful but

crisp heath
#

leaning into that samoorai vibe

vagrant osprey
#

Took me a bit to find this, but have some amateur home construction.

atomic pelican
#

"Kill yourself" - Aun'Va, going to have this mounted on a wall because It's so goofy

odd sparrow
#

The farsight trilogy had the ethereals be moustache twirling cartoon villains lol

#

It was dire

atomic pelican
#

Yeeeeeep

#

The Ethereals have been making like, exclusively bad choices since that point sudfhndhnf

#

Other than maybe faking Aun'Va living, that was probably a good idea

vagrant osprey
#

I think everybody who looks at that picture either understands why the Earth caste would want unqualified people brought up on charges, or is an example of somebody who should be brought up on charges :V

atomic pelican
#

Yeee :p

#

It's a shame because I actually rlly like Farsight himself + the FSE are neat

#

I love his memeteam

final spruce
#

I think the other part of the issue is because maybe the Ethereals want the knowledge of engineering such items to be stricktly controlled

atomic pelican
#

That could be true. Since Fire Warriors have a higher chance of being captured

storm jungle
#

Bro that excerpt

atomic pelican
#

Er, fire caste*

storm jungle
#

im dying

#

LOL

#

sorry i just saw it

atomic pelican
#

It's really funny dfgunfg

storm jungle
#

ty!

odd sparrow
#

I read it in Christopher Ecclestons voice ngl

#

kill urself

final spruce
#

Its because I did remember a tau being order to kill himself and he did

#

And I just wanted to be sure

atomic pelican
#

I remember reading a meme about it but I didn't know if it was true suhdnfdsuhnf

#

Lemme find the meme in specific

final spruce
#

And seeing that the book isn't old

atomic pelican
#

FHJNFJN

storm jungle
#

LOL

atomic pelican
#

That reminds me like

#

The Earth Caste AI stuff is so wacky. One of Farsight's goons is just a AI recreation of a earth caste friend of his

#

And apparently it retained his personality and such I thinky

storm jungle
#

bruh

atomic pelican
#

But the Aun'Va AI lacks his charisma

storm jungle
#

this is going titanfall territory of fluff i love it

atomic pelican
#

It's great

#

I do love the AI parts of Tau stuff, It's neat

odd sparrow
#

Obl'otai!! I might be misplacing the ' but

#

I loved him so much

atomic pelican
#

That's him!

#

YES!

#

I really love the Eight

#

I'm considering painting FSE just so I can field them

#

I think Farsight and Shadowsun(some other Shas'O too I think) have a chip in their brain which contains the tactical prowess of Commander Puretide

#

Which is Neat

odd sparrow
#

There's been quite a few incarnations of his AI so far, one time his battlesuit was getting swamped by marines so he just transmitted his intelligence to another one

atomic pelican
#

Yessss

#

I love caste rep that isn't fire caste, It's a nice change of flavor

#

Since we barely hear about the non-combatant castes

#

(I love Fire Caste rep too tho) suhdfnduhnf

final spruce
#

I mean we have some good knowledge about the water caste

odd sparrow
#

Puretide is whole ass just blue Sun Tzu

atomic pelican
#

Yeee tru, they play a big part in books

#

I love the uhh

#

Kar'Tyr I think they're called

odd sparrow
#

Lowkey copying his quotes and sll

atomic pelican
#

Water caste detectives

#

Yess sdufhnsdhunf

#

FSE also just seems to be the Way to Go if you like OldTau and aren't interested in the ethereal council slowly succumbing to brainrot

#

Since they still follow the T'au'va

final spruce
#

Brainrot ?

atomic pelican
#

Making bad choices a lot

#

sdufhndhfn

vagrant osprey
#

You know, if the Tau found an intact STC that would be the end of the setting.

final spruce
#

Not really

atomic pelican
#

For example, the Slipstream engine was still a prototype but the Ethereal council was like "lul go go full fleet expedition" and then blew up 3/4ths of the fleet and created the startide nexus

final spruce
#

Taus are still very small

vagrant osprey
#

Yes. They have production bottlenecks.

final spruce
#

More than production, manpower

vagrant osprey
#

That's what Gue'Seva are for.

final spruce
#

I know they work with IAs but an IA cannot replace all the soldiers

#

Especially if they were to take on the Imperium

odd sparrow
#

tbh I really hope that the Tau get some like, actual significant victories under their belt. It would be a lot more engaging if they're tiny but they're also whole ass steamrolling all of nearby space that isn't necron or ultramar

#

there is already hella focus on the whole they're small now but they have immense potential thing

atomic pelican
#

Tru, tho the Tau do pretty well considering our size

vagrant osprey
#

The important thing is that the Tau wouldn't lobotomize an STC, and would have it produce more STCs

#

There would be a second Men of Iron.

odd sparrow
#

buuut by nature of how GW operates all battles/whatever it's kinda inevitable that every engagement kinda has to be a stalemate-ish

atomic pelican
#

Yee!

storm jungle
vagrant osprey
#

Either they would abide by the Greater Good, in which case the Tau win...

odd sparrow
#

Yeah the whole AI thing 100% should be addressed in a future plotline sometime

storm jungle
#

I know a sister fan that calls the tau mary sues 24/7

odd sparrow
#

yea, which is why GW never does that

atomic pelican
#

I think we're one of the few factions who has defeated a tyrannid tendril without losing a planet(?)

storm jungle
#

they do have some of it but its still needless salt

vagrant osprey
#

OR they would betray the Tau, in which case there is no force in the universe left that could stop them.

atomic pelican
#

FSE I guess technically but

odd sparrow
#

plus these are usually in books meant to sell models from either faction, doesn't help sales if in the book one faction is dominating the other

final spruce
#

Just have the Mechanicum hear that the Taus have STC

#

And they are done

vagrant osprey
#

Yes, Tau have fought off the nids before by being too costly to fight and the battles always being biomass negative.

odd sparrow
#

cuts to farsight lowkey eviscerating like 7 million ish skitarii at once

atomic pelican
#

Glorious Vior'la steel folded 10000 times

odd sparrow
#

nods

vagrant osprey
#

Zherlum, if the Mechanicum found out the Tau had STCs then you'd have the Mechanicum saying "Clearly, this Greater Good is another aspect of the Omnisiaah"

odd sparrow
#

no you uncultured swine it's not a katana, it's an honour blade

final spruce
#

You mean Farsight not giving a shit because the Mechanicus would actually help him in a way ?

atomic pelican
#

I don't think Farsight would let the Tau empire be destroyed, he jus thas beef with the ethereals, not the majority of folks

crisp heath
#

Heresy what's this here?

atomic pelican
#

Farsight has shown up to save Shadowsun's ass before, true ronin style

odd sparrow
#

oh yeah defo, the enclaves aren't like. anti tau empire or anti greater good, they just hate ethereals

atomic pelican
#

Yeee

odd sparrow
#

or at least think they are better off without them

final spruce
#

No pseudo, because the Mechanicum is as xenophobic as the Imperium at large

atomic pelican
#

The Tau Empire has claimed this chat, Moulder

#

sdfuhndfuhn

final spruce
#

Especially when msot of em do'nt even dare touch xeno tech

#

And those that do are branded heretics

odd sparrow
#

Not universally

#

malicious cawl sounds

final spruce
#

The only reason Cawl isn't one is because he is backed up by fucking Gulliman

wide jewel
#

pretty sure most of the mechanicus are doing some heretical shit

final spruce
#

Definitly

atomic pelican
#

I've mentioned this before, but I think that hereteks being assimilated into the Tau empire is pretty likely considering the hivecities captured and such

#

Not many of course but yee

final spruce
#

But Xeno tech is actually soemthing that they do not like

odd sparrow
#

idk isn't cawl meant to have been like, kinda an iconoclast like that for millennia

#

way way before robert girlyman showed up

atomic pelican
#

papa smurf

final spruce
#

One of his identities

#

Current Cawl is different from the one that worked with Big E

#

It's not the same eprsonnality that took hold

odd sparrow
#

yea cus personality is boned

#

10k years gonna do that

final spruce
#

Don't forget Cawl has within him 24 high tech-priests minds

atomic pelican
#

Big brain

vagrant osprey
#

The Mechanicus is responsible for researching xenotech. They have xenobiologists. They've also got a long history of their explorators ignoring xenos because it would distract from their archeology.

atomic pelican
#

He looks like that "I work out at the library" meme

odd sparrow
#

the mechanicus is just a bunch of massive nerds and we love them for it

atomic pelican
#

yess

final spruce
#

You mean, the xenotech researchers that get lobotomized ?

vagrant osprey
#

The Mechanicus is 'loyal' insofar as they rules lawyer their agreements.

final spruce
#

And get injected dissaproving drugs so they don't like it ?

crisp heath
#

U all need slaanesh in your life

atomic pelican
#

I agree

final spruce
#

I never said they were loyal

thick shadow
#

Same

odd sparrow
#

u mean the universe that is wildly inconsistent in every detail of its lore and u can't take one single source for absolutely granted in it

vagrant osprey
#

Remember the time the Mechanicus secretly made their own chapter of Astartes?

#

Well, the time they got caught?

atomic pelican
#

Painting space marines T'au sept colors and playing them as a lost legion to get bricks thrown at me @ my local GW store

final spruce
#

How is that linked to xenotech ?

#

You are mixing it up Pseudo

vagrant osprey
#

That's not xenotech, that's the Mechanicus being disloyal and heretical

storm jungle
#

THEY WHAT

storm jungle
#

sdfdfkljs

final spruce
#

But I never said they were lyoal in the first place

storm jungle
#

i hate how thats technically true

vagrant osprey
#

Steel Confessors

final spruce
#

I just said that they tend to be as xenophobic as the rest of the Imperium

storm jungle
#

YOU CANT JUST PUT PRIMARIS UNDER THE SURFACE OF MARS

final spruce
#

Puritens being a good example

atomic pelican
#

I just had an idea

#

yo uguys are going to hate this.

odd sparrow
#

New Objective: put primaris under the surface of mars

final spruce
#

I think that'd fit mroe into meme category

atomic pelican
#

u r correct

#

Battle royale: All the ridiculously op individual characters from any source of fluff

thick shadow
#

Wait, then what is the "dragon" that Emp put it into big pokemon ball thing?

final spruce
#

One of the Void Dragon C'tan shard

thick shadow
final spruce
#

Yeah and when Big E realized it gave big brain vibes, he prefered to make a apct with the Mechanicus

thick shadow
#

I guess the mars is bigger than I/e thought

final spruce
thick shadow
#

A planet kind

#

Is that thing taste good by the way?

final spruce
#

Delicious

#

Mars is very important for the Imperium yes

#

Its the heart of the Mechanicus

thick shadow
#

The only thing I care about the mars is "is it has water? Us there a local life?". But that's fir irl one.

#

※Not a war god kind

final spruce
#

By now there is nothing on Mars, no ressources in the 40k world, like Terra

thick shadow
crisp heath
#

Tbh there isn't really incredibly cruel daemons and daemon lords in 40k and fantasy

#

None exceed the likes of molag bal

#

A mere skyrim creation

final spruce
#

I'm sure there is, you jsut need to look for it

#

But it may be old lore

crisp heath
#

Not really

#

One of the darkest video game characters ever is molag baal

odd sparrow
#

it's a crazy vast universe with many many edgy writers, am sure u can find something

crisp heath
#

Is there a crazy murder-rape daemon?

atomic pelican
#

Sounds like Slaanesh

crisp heath
#

Meh slaanesh dudes are just Horne

final spruce
#

Slaneesh

crisp heath
#

Keeper of secrets rape

#

But are they that dark?

atomic pelican
#

most peopl euh

#

would consider

#

rape to be

#

pretty dark.

odd sparrow
#

I'd also consider it a pretty uncomfortable topic

atomic pelican
#

Yeeah

#

It's why, fortunately, GW is getting away from it in Slaanesh

final spruce
#

Slaneesh is all about corruption of people using their desires etc

atomic pelican
#

(There are more interesting Slaanesh topics anyways)

odd sparrow
#

but yeah molag bal is v much all about the whole domination and cruelty thing, way older than skyrim. P sure they were in daggerfall/arena

#

if not then defo morrowind, with all the nonsense with vivec

crisp heath
#

He's the king of rape

#

Not just pleasuee

#

Is there any chaos lord that's like that?

thick shadow
#

the furry legs!!

odd sparrow
#

it's a dumb discussion

crisp heath
#

Since I've been warned that warhammer is really really dark

final spruce
#

Its also marketable so having a god of rape is not recommended to sell

crisp heath
#

I've digged really deep and its pretty dark

#

Yeah lol

#

Weird that bethesda even allowed that to begin with

atomic pelican
#
  • A god of Excess has more interesting topics sduhfnudfn
final spruce
#

^

odd sparrow
#

Elder Scrolls got highkey toned down in terms of that stuff with Oblivion onwards

crisp heath
#

^

odd sparrow
#

Morrowind was kinda appealing to a niche audience of mostly adults, hence all the weird and probs drug fuelled fluff surrounding it

final spruce
#

But its not the Gods that are interesting in 40k its more like the effects they have on people and the fucked up ones that pray to them

crisp heath
#

Yeah

#

I Just replayed morrowind. Good Game. But the fighting Aged real bad

thick shadow
#

Just make Slaanesh thing more "pretty", just like what Japanese usually does. Then it will make A Lot of money

final spruce
#

Morrowind is also older

crisp heath
#

Slaanesh cultists that go too far are weird

#

They look like insectoids

final spruce
#

if you want Slaneeshy rape, ian Watson got you covered

crisp heath
#

wait what?

atomic pelican
#

I'm going to start spritzing this chat

crisp heath
#

Why would I want rape Wut

final spruce
#

I meant as in portrayed as

thick shadow
#

Smut for the Smut God!!

final spruce
#

You were the one asking for info about that earlier

crisp heath
#

Either way keeper of secrets are nutjobs

#

How?

#

What-

#

What even are they? Slaanesh must be mentally slow if this is the portrayal of "perfection"

#

It looks worse than a clan moulder abomination

atomic pelican
#

Slaaneshi perfection is more about perfection of appearance/vanity

crisp heath
#

Appearance my ass lol

final spruce
#

You sound biased

crisp heath
#

Some snake thing with fangs and boobs raping everyone in the battlefield

thick shadow
#

and that is why we need a touch of Japanese

final spruce
#

Also, slaneesh cultists are mostly humans

crisp heath
#

True

final spruce
#

What you must be referencing are Slaneesh daemons

crisp heath
#

Yea

final spruce
#

The crab ladies

thick shadow
#

Crustaceans

crisp heath
#

Slaanesh daemons are the crack heads of them

thick shadow
#

I wish they had more "soft" parts...

crisp heath
#

Bruh

final spruce
#

But yeah, if you want some fucked-up reading about 40k, Daemonculaba are a thing

crisp heath
#

Really what's that?

final spruce
#

Go read about it

#

I can't really make justice of it just like that

thick shadow
#

A thing that made with human female

final spruce
#

But I'm sure , if you're a big fan of Bal, you'll love it

atomic pelican
#

GW be like "How can we alienate women as much as possible"

#

sdfuhndfhn

thick shadow
#

A bootleg astartes making machine

#

Made by Honsou or whatever

odd sparrow
#

how can we alienate literally anyone uncomfortable with the topic you mean

atomic pelican
#

Yeeah

#

Which is.. most good people

#

sdfuhndfhn

odd sparrow
#

There's very good reason why stuff like what yall are discussing is avoided

final spruce
#

I don't think it's about alienating people

#

It's how to show that the Iron Warriors are horrible people

#

And how faith can come from anywhere

thick shadow
#

Trust me, there's far way more worse in hrntai world

atomic pelican
#

It's to be edgy to gain a audience

#

of uh

#

middle school boys

#

sduhnfduhn

odd sparrow
#

I don't mean with that, I meant the previous molag bal adjacent topic

final spruce
#

Ah

#

Definitly

#

Big neckbeard nerd energy flowing

thick shadow
#

You can see a "resl Slaanesh fuckery" at there

odd sparrow
#

i'm chill with the iron warriors thing tbh. So long as readers know what they're getting into so it isn't just sudden nasty imagery

atomic pelican
#

I think it was a BL horror piece wasn't it?

thick shadow
#

That's a soft kind

#

"Compared to" of course

#

The easy way too find those unthinkable stuffs are tagged as a "ryona". But, if you care your own mentsl health at least a bit at the very least. Do not search about it.

odd sparrow
#

yea horror books v often take body horror-ish cues, it's chill

#

dude if you don't want people searching about something don't bring it up

#

i stg

thick shadow
#

I'm just giving them a choice

#

That's how I got "one of" my mental disorder in age of 13

crisp heath
#

What the good god damn did I just read

#

So female cattle chaos marine station?

thick shadow
#

Still "way too" soft to compared to

final spruce
#

And thats only one aprt fo the whole thing

crisp heath
#

Compared to what?@thick shadow

thick shadow
#

Indeed

final spruce
#

Until you come around the failed experiments

#

Which i think, were a part that touched me a bit

#

I felt bad for the rejects

#

wrong name, don't beat me

thick shadow
odd sparrow
#

oh for fuck's sake yall need an adult

thick shadow
#

But "we" are adults...

crisp heath
#

Dude I just wanted to know about some edgelord daemon that rivals molag and now my eyes must be bleached

atomic pelican
#

This is why Nurgle is besto chaos god. no weird uncomfortable topics. just turboshitting. don't @ me

thick shadow
#

I just went through out "something", that's all. Well, "that" is the problem though

final spruce
#

Well yeah, in 40k Bal is a bitch compared to simple chaos marines

crisp heath
#

Nop

#

Horned one gives worshippers great gifts

#

Unlike other 4 scum

atomic pelican
#

oh in AoS yes but that's because rat meme

crisp heath
#

Now you maek me cri

thick shadow
#

Remember, the rule 34 "can" go somewhere it shouldn't, and there's "a lot"

#

What? I just answered a question. Don't blame me for that. What I need is a hug and pat

stone coral
#

I’m going to take that as a good thing I didn’t read through all this?

atomic pelican
#

yes

final spruce
#

Judging by your pfp I don't think you'd have been shocked

stone coral
#

Shrug

stone coral
#

Hey do anyone have more info on this tau warp entity?

vagrant osprey
#

Nope.

#

Honestly, I think the most likely origin of the Tau is a Necrontyr colony ship the Old Ones decided to hijack and cure.

#

The Ethereal cast being some kinda failsafe they put in would make sense.

#

And the Greater Good warp entity could just be another step the Old Ones took.

#

The Old Ones were tediously cautious.

atomic pelican
#

Old Ones were dead waaayy before the Tau even came into existence I thinky

#

We will probs get more info about the warp thingy of the 4th sphere when the next codex comes out

#

Other than that It was what pulled the 4th sphere Tau from the warp

#

uh, It's existence is denied and played down by the main Tau empire

#

Mostly because Tau teachings (despite being pseudoreligious) are secular in nature

#

+The Ethereal Council doesn't like the idea

#

I'm hoping that we do get more information on it next Tau codex tho since It's uh

#

weird

#

sdfuhndufn

rare torrent
#

yeah old ones died out way before

#

the only "modern" races around at that time were the orks and the eldar

#

well and the necrons obviously

#

I guess the nids probably were too

#

the tau are the newest race within all the playable races in the game

celest dome
#

There were info that pointed toward some Old One surviving and having left the galaxy

#

Though I don't know if it's still revelant/cannon

odd sparrow
#

Extragalactic stuff is all kinds of weird

storm jungle
#

Nah the old ones having remnants is still there im sure

#

its just never brought up for the sake of narrative but the 9th edition necron codex mentions them as you expect

#

But its the usual "they made all this shit happen and made the necrontyr mad"

vagrant osprey
#

The Old Ones died 'or something' back in the War in heaven.

#

But the theory goes like this: If they hijacked a Necrontyr colony ship and cured the genetic fuckery of the Necrontyr it held in stasis back before the War in Heaven got started, and then just left it adrift, it could arrive at a planet at any point. Spending 65 million years adrift would be the low-end for the ship winding up on a planet.

#

Also, if you look at where Necron/Necrontyr space was prior to the war in heaven, and look where the Tau empire started? The Tau empire is 65 million years of galactic rotation behind Necrontyr space.

#

Ship stayed still, galaxy kept spinning.

#

That would also explain how the Tau went from discovering fire to interstellar empire in only 5000 years, but haven't really changed technologically in the 250+ years since the Damocles Gulf Crusade - they had their colony ship to reverse engineer.

atomic pelican
#

P sure that would be remembered in Tau history

#

They advanced so fast in just 6k years because they were a united people, not warring nations

#

Tech probs hasnt changed much in 250 yrs because balance dusbdhd

#

But it has changed some

#

It's just that non-military tech basically never gets talked abt in wh fdshunfuhdsn

#

But the Supremacy battlesuit is very recent

#

The Riptide is recent too, but idk if within 250 years

barren tapir
atomic pelican
#

Yeah that's a fair critique. But I think It's more that Tau culture isn't war like, or at least wasn't on T'au when they were coming up

#

I mean, It'd be like if humanity rn dropped all its wars and stuff

#

We'd make progress SUPER fast

#

Like, pre-age of strife humanity was a lot more like the Tau now in terms of tech and their views on progression

#

It's pretty much the Ad.Mech's views that hold back humanity rn

barren tapir
#

They have a friendly culture, that is true, but also a quite absolute one, "with us, or extermination"... While the imperium is jus extermination... But that culture may very well change after being abused too many times... Like tau try to trust DE, or even CE...

atomic pelican
#

The T'au's cultural advantage in progress also has to do with the T'au'va itself, as the Tau themselves have no real goal beyond progress through unity

#

Yeee that's true, though at the very least the Tau try diplomacy first rather than extermination first but yess they are imperialists too sdufhndfuhn

#

Progress through unity means Unity through any means in the end tfdnfjnsdf

barren tapir
atomic pelican
#

Yeep

#

If the Ad.Mech somehow got rid of its traditionalists, and had a willingless to cut apart xenotech, they'd ez catch up to the Tau

#

Esp with the help of finding more STCs and actually putting them to use

#

Humanity has a pretty big potential tech advantage over the Tau in being able to use psyker tech

barren tapir
#

But Ad. Mech. hoarding techs is just one of the many problems of the imperium... Contraddiction is one of them too... Like, xeno tech is bad, but the deathwatch is full of xeno tech with skulls slapped on

atomic pelican
#

Like, the webway project for example

#

Yeees

#

The Tau tried to figure out how tf to figure out eldar webways but couldn't, because no warp connection

#

Humanity can do that

#

And almost did but well

#

magnus sdfhudnsfhn

barren tapir
atomic pelican
#

Yeeeeeeeppp

#

We're not sure the specifics about the slipstream but the assumption is that it functions the same as a Imperial warp engine

#

Just that the Tau have no astropaths and such

#

I believe right now the primary use of the Slipstream is just traversing the already open Startide Nexus, so I guess direction isn't as important

barren tapir
#

But i give them some more time and they will develop a connection strong enough to "discover" the warp... Humanity discovered the warp quite late in their development, like psyker being quite common... Only in the Age of Tech they discovered it, and Tau are still young in comparison

#

Info about those topics is sadly scarse yes

atomic pelican
#

Didn't humanity still have 'psykers' early on in development tho? They just weren't sure what that was

barren tapir
#

Officially psykers appeared during the Age of Tech, where they were proved to exist with scientific methods... It is extremely probable that someone developed psychich powers before, but they weren't common... Not as common as during the age of tech or the beginning of the age of strife... Navigators are also a product of the age of tech

atomic pelican
#

tbh I'm welcome to the idea of Tau getting some connection just for the ability to have more than 1 tabletop phas eFUHNDFUHND

#

In the form of a new connection or auxillaries but lfdghngj

#

Aytt

barren tapir
#

Tau have connection to the warp, they aren't all blanks... It is just that that connection is extremely weak

atomic pelican
#

Yeep

barren tapir
#

So i would give them just some time before that connection become stronger... And exposure to warp energies is know to accelerate that process

crisp heath
#

Is it forbidden for the khornate's use of guns as in high ranks? Do mortals ascend to khornate daemonhood?

final spruce
#

Nope they are allowed guns and some mortals do manage to become daemons

celest dome
atomic pelican
#

It's a point of historical debate, there's more that goes into it rather than just war comparisons really but sdfnsdfn

celest dome
#

Even magic/Psyker are not trully against Khorne, as long as you are not being a coward (Gore Mage in the Blood Cult)

storm jungle
#

or that psycho librarian from DoW2

#

one of the best chaos speeches

barren tapir
#

War can bring technological advancement, but not a constant war where you strive to hold your ground... Sure, weapon tech go on, but all other tech get ignored

barren tapir
storm jungle
#

#

and yeah i agree thats one morbid truth about technology in general

barren tapir
#

Oh come on, how can you defend him?

storm jungle
#

it can move stuff forward through morbid means but you can still invent OP stuff in a time of peace too

#

also im not, but that speech is still great

barren tapir
#

He wanted to ascend with khorne but always flee direct combat, and when he didn't he get defeated

storm jungle
#

To be fair

#

thats a video game thing

barren tapir
#

:|

storm jungle
#

it would be boring if you just fought with him instantly and spammed him to death

#

but i can get it would be weird from a in-game perpective lol

atomic pelican
#

If say, terra blew up/the emperor was detached. Would tyrannids stop invading the galaxy/be slowed? I remember seeing a blurb somewhere that his psychic beacon is whats attracting them

final spruce
atomic pelican
#

rip flashlight guy

final spruce
#

Conscript lines

#

Nevermind

#

Conscript lines are suppsoed to be on the helmet

rotund siren
#

I mean, one of em doesn't even have a helmet

#

maybe this unit just had it placed on the shoulders

final spruce
#

But !

#

Guy in the middle with the white line is actually very nervous and skitish during the trailer compared to his companions

#

So it would make sense for him to be scared if he is indeed a conscript

rotund siren
#

hey, maybe

#

I'd certainly be scared if my cohort was composed of mass murderers and the like

final spruce
#

The other one is too injured to be scared and is already coughing

#

So likely infected with some sickness

#

Also, it would make sense to give the melee weapon to the impulsive guy of the group

vagrant osprey
atomic pelican
#

Yee just under the fluff that Tyrannids are just driving in from outside the galaxy

vagrant osprey
#

To be clear: Once the nids decided to commit to attacking the milky way, they were going to attack the milky way.

#

It costs them biomass to travel between systems, and ostensibly more to travel between galaxies.

#

They can't afford to stop.

cerulean wagon
#

@final spruce just as a neat thing: conscript line placement is world specific

#

the helmet white line is cadias "white shield" regiments

#

so you could be right, not rhat it matters much now they are ded

final spruce
#

I mean, first mission could be the boys trying to find what happened to the scout teams and maybe find one survivor of the etaser squad

cerulean wagon
#

possibly

final spruce
#

But, its just a detail I found

#

Let me be proud

#

🗞️

cerulean wagon
#

given at this point they dont know how bad it is

#

lol

#

that why i messaged

#

thered a chance its true

final spruce
#

Would explain all the shakyness

#

But you can't compare them to plasma dude

#

You need a certain sense of nihilsm and experience to wield one

#

Wait nevermind

#

Plasma wielder also has the stripe

#

He's just confident cuz he has a weapon capable of blowing up a space marine

#

But

#

Conscripts aren't usually given special weapons

cerulean wagon
#

depends on the world

#

if they happen to have good supply and trust them enough (out of foolishness or good training) it can happen

prime tide
#

hey is this cannon

#

i dont follow the lore too closely but this looks great

storm jungle
#

Oh it absolutely is

#

the entire opening of battlefleet gothic 2 is canon

#

aka all the cadia stuff

prime tide
#

thats so fucking sick

#

cawl out here casually commiting technoheresy

#

i love it

storm jungle
#

he knows whats up my dude!

prime tide
#

so wait, is this an alliance between cawl and the necrons?

storm jungle
#

Oh no

#

this is just a momentary help

barren tapir
#

And it is not even between cawl and necrons but only between him and trazyn

prime tide
#

interesting

#

i really hope this goes somewhere

barren tapir
#

If Cawl manage to become the head of the Ad. Mech. it could mean more techs being shared with the imperium and maybe a return of the golden era of the Mechanicus

#

And if GW want to "modernize" imp factions then that is a way to do with lore

storm jungle
#

also lets not forget

#

him becoming a giant metal box of tech upgrades

#

being the fabricator general isnt easy

prime tide
#

so who's the leader of the admech rn?

storm jungle
#

Uhhh...

#

googles

#

Oud Oudia Raskian: Fabricator-General of Mars during the Thirteenth Black Crusade

#

Latest entry we have so far

prime tide
#

man, less interesting than i thought it was gonna be

storm jungle
#

yeah sadly

#

most higher-ups in the imperium rarely get mentioned

final spruce
#

Cawl becoming the Fabricator general would also be quite nice for the lore

#

Aka the Imperium is slowly moving from its stagnant rot

#

And it would also advance the story

prime tide
#

mhm

vagrant osprey
#

I'm pretty sure that Cawl isn't even organic at this point.

#

He's definitely not in his original body.

#

And he seems the type to upload his brain into an AI core.

storm jungle
#

Technically hes still organic

#

He just bodyswaps

vagrant osprey
#

I think that's just a slave he attached himself to.

#

I don't even think his ability to think would suffer at all if he was hit by a virus bomb and his 'body' were reduced to sludge.

vast frigate
#

cawl knows how to perform transferance yes

buoyant crypt
#

When was the last time 40k got new canon?

final spruce
#

If by that you mean big ass lore update, it might have been last year

#

With the creation if the Ynarii, the ressurection of Gulliman and Cawl and his Primaris

#

It pushed alot of things including the Tyranids and the mass awakening of the Necrons with the comeback of the Silent King

#

In short.

vagrant osprey
#

No, I think it's this year with the psychic awakening.

#

And the weird thing with Sisters of Battle using their warp powers inside a Necron null field?

storm jungle
#

Yeah the Necron Null Field is the latest one

#

The BIGGEST however is as Zherlum said was the entire Gathering Storm and Cadia stuff

cerulean wagon
#

ye

final spruce
#

I forgot to mention the fall of Cadia in that and the cicatrix, it still hurts

atomic pelican
#

Thought: The Imperium probably kills more innocent humans than Chaos through sheer population+Institutional violence

#

Chaos Based? Yes

#

Actually I guess that would be pre-cadia because of Cadia's ludicrous population fhdbdbd

storm jungle
#

Yeah im almost sure that was an in-universe joke lol

atomic pelican
#

Fhddhh

storm jungle
#

Kryptman PLS

barren tapir
#

I'm seeing some serius anti imperial heresy!!

#

But that observation may be quite true... But the difference is that chaos kill innocents in a direct way, the way imperium kills its citizens is indirect

atomic pelican
#

Yeee

cerulean wagon
#

actualy chaos has a stupid high death toll, and the average life of a citizen wasn't that horrific

cold parrot
#

Well, the Imperium kills a ton of citizens directly too doesn't it? Anyone who steps outside of any boundries won't live long

strange depot
#

that's an ecumenical matter

cold parrot
#

But I guess it'd be fair to say that the victim has lost the right to "citizenship" by that point, so no civilian casualties at all

cerulean wagon
#

on most worlds its not that common, peoples tendency to follow the rules or enforce them is about as efficient and consistent as it is in modern life

#

it still happens, and a fair bit, but not as bad as like

#

the 13 black crusades and the horus heresy + all manner of cults and other chaos shenanigans combined

#

its an interesting discussion though lol

#

imperiums weird

#

also it depends how technical we get

#

do we count all psykers as chaos? since it is warp energy

crisp heath
#

Inquisition has psykers

cerulean wagon
#

what faction do you play/prefer timmy?

#

While we (possibly) still have you here

cold parrot
#

I'm a Guard player at heart baby

#

But I love Orks too

final spruce
#

Some inquisitors use daemons swords

#

Def bad guys

cerulean wagon
#

some inquisitors keep pet lictors

#

it usualy goes about as well as you are thinking

final spruce
#

Didn't one use a genestealer cult scientist ?

cerulean wagon
#

probably

#

and fair timmy, good choices

#

glad to see someone else appreciating IG

final spruce
#

I guess this makes Darktide a passion project

cold parrot
#

100%, and not just for me ofc. we've got tons of huge fans here

vagrant osprey
#

Isn't the design precept of the Imperium that it is the worst possible state for humanity to be in?

storm jungle
#

Pretty much yeah

cold parrot
#

That's the way I've always read it

storm jungle
#

Even the beginning text says it as the most bloody regime imaginable

cold parrot
#

At least it ain't Chaos™

vagrant osprey
#

So, if the Imperium is maximized suffering, then people under the rule of chaos are suffering less. They're just contributing to the end times when chaos wipes away the materium.

storm jungle
#

Nah chaos is way worse

#

i dont really want to meld with a wall and suffer for an eternity

#

among other more morbid stuff

vagrant osprey
#

I think the Four just kinda kill everybody

cerulean wagon
#

the rogue trader campaign i was in we found an inquisitor being eaten alive from the inside and kept alive by a chaos ritual

storm jungle
#

Right now? Yeah chaos the gods pretty much are just cartoon villains currently

vagrant osprey
#

Chaos undivided basically works out to being a less awful Imperium.

storm jungle
#

the Iron Warriors say hello

atomic pelican
#

Just embrace grandfathers love and be happy in the warmth of filth

#

Its that easy

storm jungle
#

hmmm love me some Chaos AIDS and brain maggots

atomic pelican
#

We call those brain babies and they love you

storm jungle
#

AAAAAAAAAAAA

cold parrot
#

Chaos is freedom, with the side effect of reality disintegrating

#

And bad stuff happening to your soul

storm jungle
#

Chaos isnt freedom though

#

you damn yourself lol

atomic pelican
#

All things considered, worshipping chaos doesnt seem too bad comparatively

#

Unless its tzeentch and you get Just as Planned

storm jungle
#

Nurgle really might be the best bet

atomic pelican
#

Yeee

storm jungle
#

when the entire point of Chaos is that nothing good is suppse to be in it

atomic pelican
#

Thats why hes my favorits chaos god fhdbd

storm jungle
#

and the entire happiness you get out of it is just delusional

#

also yeee grandpa is a nice man

cerulean wagon
#

id rather not be a mouldy sack of tentacles thanks

cold parrot
#

In context I'd argue it represent freedom, or at least anti-establishment 😄 Biggest way of sticking it to the man (and you even get to choose your favorite god!), but it's a bad wager all things considered

#

Or rather, terrible wager

cerulean wagon
#

they represent freedom but also excess

#

even if slaanesh is the god of excess, the others are also forms of excess

#

wraith, gluttony, that kinda thing

storm jungle
#

Yeah the chaos gods are pretty much Moorcock ripoffs without their Order counterparts so they just get to run rampant

vagrant osprey
#

It's worse. They're their own Order counterparts

storm jungle
#

I mean they arent

#

not anymore at least lol

#

GW retconned that part hard

vagrant osprey
#

That got retconned? Huh

storm jungle
#

Yeah sadly

#

especially since its been around since Slaves to Darkness

#

Its why most people keep saying chaos is a "force of nature" when they're literally just evil assholes

cerulean wagon
#

and this is why i ignore that retcon when running campaigns

#

😛

storm jungle
final spruce
#

It's a campaign you can do whatever you want if it helps you

cerulean wagon
#

thats the fun of it

#

40k lore is very diverse and you can do some cool stuff with it

crisp heath
#

They are the opposite of nature

#

Everything they touch becomes unholy and twisted

#

The followers turn into beings that defy nature

#

And one of them is utterly dedicated to spreading his vile corruption and rotting nature to its core

#

Each one is dedicated to opposing forms of nature

#

But the vile one is the one completely hellbent on destroying it

storm jungle
#

oh god

#

is it that loser Malal

crisp heath
#

Why so you always bully the 5th god : (

#

It's not that loser malal

#

The best god is the 5th : (

#

Replacing slaanesh

storm jungle
#

Oh Ynnead?

crisp heath
#

I will stab-kill you

#

This dude ascended and replaced slaanesh when sigmar caught him

storm jungle
#

Oh god now i get it

#

its the Not-Great Horned Rat

verbal nest
#

Scweam swuffer swurface dwewers

storm jungle
#

GREEN FIRE

verbal nest
#

nworthwander knwight

crisp heath
#

I hope you burn in the hellish ethereal green fire spouted from the all-powerful lord

verbal nest
storm jungle
final spruce
#

I saw the weeb language used

#

Burn them in holy fire

primal tide
#

Scaven are just copying beastmen in their worship of horn-ness

#

and slaanesh

crisp heath
#

Die

barren tapir
primal tide
#

As long as the imperium relies heavily on lots of servitors, it'll always be a hellish place

#

Also dunno what the living conditions of nobles has to do with what life is like for the vast majority of people

storm jungle
#

I think its suppose to be ironic

barren tapir
#

Well, i was not ironic, sure there are very bad places in the imperium, but there are also decent one

storm jungle
#

Im pretty sure the implication in 40k is that anyone can be a servitor

#

even innocent people

#

the "they are made from criminals majorly" is still a shallow excuse the writers put for morbidity's sake

primal tide
#

Where is it stated that most servitors are vat grown?

atomic pelican
#

Also criminals could be anyone from loiterers to serial killers knowing the imperium fhdbd

barren tapir
atomic pelican
#

Yeee

primal tide
storm jungle
#

Yep!

atomic pelican
#

Space weed

barren tapir
storm jungle
#

Adepta Weedatus

barren tapir
#

@primal tide

barren tapir
storm jungle
#

No though?

#

thats the point

#

the Imperium is large af

#

you may go to a colony sure

#

but someone can easily say you should be lobotimized

#

The amount of things that can happen to you for punishment is what makes it so scary

barren tapir
#

The thing about criminals being transformed into servitors is mostly a meme, not like the one about IG being incompetent or the lasgun being weak but near their status as meme

#

It all depend on the world and how the crime is managed there

final spruce
#

Depends of where you are

storm jungle
#

No it actually isnt

#

in the Forges of Mars books

final spruce
#

Are you living on a forge world where they are in dire need of servitors and have the tools to make one ? Well

barren tapir
#

Of course on a forge world you will be made in servitor, but on a hive world it would be more probable that you will have to do forced labor

storm jungle
#

theres literally a scene where a priest is looking through memory banks of servitors

#

and he finds one where this servitor was just a mom not wanting to be seperated from her kids

#

he just tosses it away like its junk data

final spruce
#

Yeah

#

Tech--priests usually choose to have their feelings docked out

#

True chads don't

storm jungle
#

Like the guy from mechanicus

#

that Magos is a CHAD

barren tapir
#

IIRC Ad. Tech. made servitors out of refugees too after the fall of cadia... I don't remeber if those refugees volunteered so to save their families or not... Grim as f yes, but it is not all like that

atomic pelican
#

Yesss

#

Man takes care of Skitaari lives

#

In the Good Book

final spruce
#

"But, I have a automatic grenade launcher !"

odd sparrow
#

We're skitarii, we're expendable to most tech priests!
I am not most tech priests.

atomic pelican
#

The line that got me into the AdMech

#

That and the variety of opinions within it

#

The AdMechanicus seems way less homogenous than other Imperial factions in terms of beliefs which is Neat

lean hornet
storm jungle
#

Oh no

#

he doesnt spare it

#

his entire mood is

#

"The fuck is this about?"

#

tosses it away

atomic pelican
#

Different interpretation and practices of the Imperial relugion seem lacking, but cool when explored. One of the Only War books talks abt a rogue set of planets who still believe in the Imperial truth, just a altered form of it to support their rebellion

#

It was rlly cool. I think they were called the severan dominate or smthing?

storm jungle
#

Wait

#

thats what those roman guys are about?

#

Man I need to read more about them

atomic pelican
#

I dont remember alot bcuz I just skimmed past them in the pdf but as I recall they have a Duke and such too

storm jungle
#

Ayyy thats them

#

need to read their lexicanum page later

cerulean wagon
#

Ah yeah so

#

they are successionists

#

their lord is making deals with dark eldar and stuff, then needs imperial help after an ork waagh almost ruins his empire

#

iirc they eventualy reveal someone as a saint to the local sector

#

dont remember if its the lord himself

#

and thats what kicks off the confrontation, because the ecclesiarchy do not recognise the saint

storm jungle
#

👀

cerulean wagon
#

i was running that campaign

#

its fun if u expand it using the info they give you

barren tapir
#

The Severan Dominate don't follow the imperial truth... It is not a religius divergence too... It is just that an entire noble family resent the imperium because it wasn't given the sector to them, instead the first governor was drusus who in time would become a saint...

#

But they look cool and that fine...

#

Duke Severus XIII

rotund siren
#

Yeah. Wonder how they got different stuff

#

like, did they just tweak it to look different? because that lasgun looks kinda unusual

barren tapir
#

That is an hotshot lasgun

#

They are used by storm trooper aka tempestus scions

rotund siren
#

Oh. I didn't recognize it, used to it having the tubes

barren tapir
#

The guy in red i posted is a severan dominate shock trooper

rotund siren
#

I kinda figured from the gas mask and the little antenna

#

Thanks for clearing up my confusion

barren tapir
#

Np, when talking about IG or other human factions i can go full on

final spruce
#

Good ol IG

barren tapir
#

IG is my favourite faction so i may be overzealous when talking about them or correcting something

final spruce
#

I converted my old Kaskrin minis into Tempestus since I lacked some

#

I saw that

atomic pelican
#

It do be seeming like they do follow the Imperial cult

#

The PDF implies that their rebellion is more pointed towards the high lords of terra

barren tapir
#

They do, but it is a twisted (eh, like it isn't twisted in its nature) version of the imperial cult... One version where the duke severus is the true representative of the emperor's will instead of the normal clergy or even the sector governor

atomic pelican
#

yess

#

that is what we were talking about udfhndshunf

#

Variations on the imperial cult

#

It would be interesting to see more variation, considering there are lots of worlds that just got.. essentially abandoned

#

To have formed their own variations on the core beliefs would make a lot of sense after so much time

#

It's why the Dominate are pretty Cool in terms of fluff

barren tapir
#

Each world has its variation... The imperial cult isn't an homogeneous thing... When they tried to make it that way it didn't go very well

atomic pelican
#

err, I mean, in theory yes. But what examples do we actually have of different interpretation of the imperial cult having variety outside of some inquisitor stuff?

#

I know there's divisions within the ecclesiarchy/inquisition itself

barren tapir
#

For the ministrorum it is important that you accept that big E is a god, and it is not much concerned about how you worship him unless some cerimonies aren't really good...

atomic pelican
#

I moreso mean meaningful differences. Ex) The Dominate's vision of the Duke being a envoy of the emperor rather than the usual

barren tapir
#

Do you know about the plague of unbelief?

atomic pelican
#

Religion divisions seem rather likely, especially on fringe worlds. I just think It'd be neat to see more of it in the active fluff