40k-lore-chat

[storm jungle]

you'll never ever see a cadian regiment that isnt in green

[arctic talon]

And that extends to their Kasrkin

[storm jungle]

even tho their first colored codexes have an entire page showing non-green kasrkin

[arctic talon]

Yeah you only see them in rulebooks LOL

[storm jungle]

YEA lmao

[arctic talon]

And even then

[storm jungle]

like i get it people would be confused

but holyshit

[arctic talon]

Rare as shit

[storm jungle]

everyone is just Cadian 8th

[arctic talon]

My favorite cadian scheme is the uh

43rd?

The ones in city fight lol

[lament shoal]

https://youtube.com/shorts/v0RShhtwuUM?si=iTTWYCueruO5KpRl this is a really cool desert one I found

[arctic talon]

112nd

That’s the one

https://preview.redd.it/city-fight-cover-by-karl-kopinski-v0-lzfvekezxxd71.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=3408794d2ed83b7f74e5db789816073825325e3d

This may alarm you

But these are in fact cadians

[storm jungle]

yeah they got their first design

[arctic talon]

That’s fun

[storm jungle]

which was based on Alien Colonial Marines iirc

[arctic talon]

Yeah they’re based on the metal cadians

Which are colonial marines mashed up with Wehrmacht

While cadians have slowly drifted into colonial marines mixed with ww2 Americans starting with their plastics lol

[spare osprey]

Red and black, never missing babyyy--

[arctic talon]

They look cursed as the plastic cadians

[lament shoal]

Reminds me of the mordian guard

[arctic talon]

It’s the slate grey

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTippL1WkbMD4Sf55YHyzJwDiTdLIIzlkIyjZs4hT8eSQ&s=10

Like they feel cursed as the modern cadians

[vagrant fox]

GW is whitewashing the IG harder than nazi commanders washed their own images postwar smh

[winged jacinth]

i didnt notice before that the jungle mag bolter guy has a bandolier of what appears to be ammo for a different weapon, and also a sword lmao

[sacred ginkgo]

No the bandolier bullets are the same size as whats in his mag

[opaque coyote]

There's no kill

Quite like overkill

[solid horizon]

sword is sheathed like a katana for some reason

[arctic talon]

It’s for his stub pistol

[solid horizon]

dorktide mentionned

[opaque coyote]

Also here's a look at the Emperor from the 11th edition cinematic trailer

[opaque coyote]

Honestly I like it

I like how it's mummified rather than a skeleton

[hallow saddle]

catching up on a stream from sandman of terra talking about the new trailer
his fucking mic is muted for like the first 5 minutes

[opaque coyote]

Fits perfectly as an analogue for the Imperium itself

His "legacy" is barely preserved. Rotten and decaying visibly

But it is still recognizable

As a once great empire

Built upon corpses

Worshipping a corpse

[solid horizon]

I like how it's very clearly based on the classic art

[opaque coyote]

Through and through it is the empire of the dead

[opaque coyote]

Yeah

I like how it is based on it but decided to make the emps a mummy

Instead of a skeleton

Because I think a mummified corpse fits better

Since he's technically still

""Alive""

[hallow saddle]

yeah the idea is he is barely alive

not like totally dead & skeltal

[solid horizon]

he isn't completely skeletal there tho

[opaque coyote]

True

[hallow saddle]

the way john blanche always puts it btw, that image is what the pilgrims see, its not actually the emperor on the throne

[spare osprey]

He is pretty...
bare-boned.

[opaque coyote]

Wonder why the picture isn't like a mausoleum style the

[vagrant fox]

always let blanche cook

[opaque coyote]

Like a sarcophagus

[solid horizon]

this guy

doesnt look loyalist at all

[opaque coyote]

I do admittedly fucking love the face of the first picture

[vagrant fox]

he does

[opaque coyote]

It looks like he's eternally screaming

In agony

[vagrant fox]

also love this too much it's gonna live rent free in my head

That thing's alive

[opaque coyote]

"damn bruh when's my door dash"

"oh shit it's here"

"I asked for those 10k Psykers like an hour ago 0 stars"

[opaque coyote]

Also.

...it almost makes me feel sorry for him

almost

Because it means that on some level

He's still conscious

Enough to notice a presence

His soul is shattered into shards

His mind is broken

His broken has long since past decay

But he is still there.

[solid horizon]

im no blood angels fan

but this picture is so funny

TAKE MY GOBLET OF BLOOD !!!

IM NOT HOLDING IT FOR YOU LONGER

[opaque coyote]

Honestly for a second I thought it was like a toast

Actually it probably is

[solid horizon]

probably is

[opaque coyote]

"A toast to the meal ahead"

[opaque coyote]

But do you really want to know what it reminds me of

...

This

https://youtu.be/L4tmQYrWtWg?si=9c3oRU7lAIOne3Rh

[solid horizon]

guys rocked spikes without consequences

[opaque coyote]

...idea for a Khornate berserker

Actually

A noise marine

Would fit a noise marine better

[solid horizon]

speaking of which

dope khornate posessed

[opaque coyote]

10/10

Although isn't that like

The IW virus that turns you into living guns

[solid horizon]

no

that's clearled a possessed marine

[opaque coyote]

Fair enough

Either way the Daemon really needs to prune those claws

...teeth?

What the fuck is his bladed arm

I think those are claws?

I am now imagining his fellow berserkers being like

"JUMP HIM HE'S A SLAANESHI MF"

"NAH I'M JUST POSSESSED!"

[solid horizon]

does Khorne actually like machines

[misty vector]

i think he likes metal more than machines

like the juggernaut

[outer wave]

I dont think Khorne cares, so as long as it can be used for warfare

[ancient moth]

big e aint too well

[vagrant fox]

he's fine

[ancient moth]

does he move or smth

its like he's constantly shifting between forms

[storm jungle]

Its different views/looks of him

its apt with the book descriptions we get of his forms

[solid horizon]

francis bacon's pope on electric chair

[ancient moth]

this seems close to what he actually is rn

[solid horizon]

same vibe ngl

[ancient moth]

ngl i loved this trailer and how they finally decided to show us big E

[storm jungle]

notice how here which sides the wires are on and even his eye-bionic changes

[storm jungle]

tbh we always knew what he looked like lol

[sacred ginkgo]

We've had art of The Chair for a while

[storm jungle]

we just see it for real

yeah that

[sacred ginkgo]

Theres like 80 different versions of this specific shot

[languid meadow]

wait im a fucking idiot

[solid horizon]

why dont they keep big emp's brain in a jar

thallax style

[sacred ginkgo]

Cause that would be some kind of super sacrellidge

[languid meadow]

this is the fucking hive mind is it not? since slaanesh is earlier

[lofty mason]

Big-E just seems like a normal human.

[solid horizon]

another loyalist L

[sacred ginkgo]

And he would probably vaporize the operator as soon as they touched him

[sacred ginkgo]

He's just a wizard

[ancient moth]

damn yeah im just gonna pretend the one that looks the closest to john blances art is the actual real him

emperor be projecting his bionics too 🙏

[solid horizon]

is this supposed to be tzeench

[sacred ginkgo]

All of them are him

[rocky gale]

Dilara's favourite author

[sacred ginkgo]

He just absolutely coked on warp juice rn

[ancient moth]

holdon how does slaneesh look like i didnt notice

[languid meadow]

I think in order it's

[storm jungle]

"Dilara's"

Literally no one likes Reid lmao

her books are like universally disliked

[daring creek]

This marine looks fat

[languid meadow]

this is slaanesh

[rocky gale]

[solid horizon]

diablo

slaneesh looks a bit disappointing ngl

I expected something closer to keeper of secret since all of them seem to ressemble their greater daemon servants

[storm jungle]

It literally just looks like a Keeper lol

[ancient moth]

40k fanbase gon be disappointed it dont look like a sexy deamon

[storm jungle]

they always are

goontide never stops

[solid horizon]

where da horns

[languid meadow]

I like how they just threw in the hive mind and gork

finally a different take on these shots warhammer does

[storm jungle]

considering Gorkmork have their own realm it checks out

Nids was a surprise but still cool

[solid horizon]

where is everyone's favorite deity

James Workshop

[storm jungle]

[daring creek]

Yea

wheres john wick

[ancient moth]

gork n mork should just beat the chaos gods to death

[storm jungle]

Not enough clout

[rancid cove]

Orks watching Gork and Mork just fucking get beaten to death by the Chaos Gods if they tried o fight them: https://tenor.com/view/kirk-dexter-dexter-kirk-dexter-dexter-new-blood-dexter-meme-gif-14662927706732250106

[ancient moth]

[ancient moth]

that would be the most legendary ork fight ever

[flat nimbus]

BAH GAWD IS THAT TUSKA DAEMONKILLA WITH A STEEL CHAIR

[languid meadow]

https://x.com/i/status/2061127528396505215

RedWitch (@Feletida)

they animated old arts hey
#eldar

X · May 31, 2026, 4:47 PM

[storm jungle]

I leo pointed seing that

🗣️ 🗣️

[sharp pollen]

yeah yeah now back to mighty imperium 💪 💪 💪

[ancient moth]

they very clearly took inspiration from old art

is the golden throne embedded in warp energies or smth

[sharp pollen]

thats just tel aviv

[arctic talon]

Yes

[solid horizon]

everything in the trailer seems to be old art reference, except the space marines parts

[arctic talon]

the room is literally like

saturated to shit

with warp energy

Custodes literally leave the room scorched

[daring creek]

What is this berserk panel

[vagrant fox]

this is better than berserkslop

[daring creek]

shutup

[vagrant fox]

it's warhammerslop

[arctic talon]

normal humans don't go into the Throne room normally

Its only the SoS, custodes, household tech guild members and mechanicus maintenance workers 💀

[ancient moth]

i really love the golden throne depiction

[arctic talon]

all of who get like

geared up

to not get scorched up

[spare osprey]

I think I'm only interested in Reid books on a surface level just 'cause of the gore-bore.
Am I gonna feel an OR staffer's animosity in her writing as well?

[ancient moth]

man imagine an animated series with this shit

so much potential

[arctic talon]

aside from SoS and custodes

who are fine

[vagrant fox]

It's a really cool depiction

[arctic talon]

imagine needing to climb that shit

[daring creek]

So its artificial hell?

[arctic talon]

everytime you need to fix something

[arctic talon]

I mean yeah basically

[vagrant fox]

close enough

[ancient moth]

theres also people that get an audience

[daring creek]

Fitting.

[ancient moth]

like that one inquisitor

[arctic talon]

the sheer power in the room is so intense a lot of custodes can't get in

[vagrant fox]

I like her prose and her descriptions the stories are just a little meh with a little scrutiny

[arctic talon]

Yeah there's been a few normal people who have gone in there

which is fun

[storm jungle]

If only we had the budget

even this trailer probably took months to make lol

just from the scenery and custom assets alone

[arctic talon]

ngl

think about it like this

[solid horizon]

3D animation takes a lot

[spare osprey]

Paying animators? Creative peoples?
What kinda fantasy land talk is that?

[arctic talon]

shockingly

GW does do that

The more assets they create

[storm jungle]

I mean you can

[arctic talon]

the bigger the library they have

[storm jungle]

but bye bye budget lmao

[arctic talon]

Therfore in the future

[storm jungle]

CGI animation like this is a giant task

[sacred ginkgo]

They'll get fucking lynched if they don't

[solid horizon]

even then yo can see some asset reuse

[arctic talon]

it becomes "cheaper" to do so

lol

[solid horizon]

like the CSM for example

[ancient moth]

seems like it

[arctic talon]

Yeah the Guardsmen and CSM are reused

which is fine

Its good asset reuse

[vagrant fox]

GW, afaik, is good at paying their employees well

[solid horizon]

NO

[storm jungle]

Sodaz's shit for a 30m animation takes like an entire year

[arctic talon]

I'm pretty sure the sally they slimed out is also reused

lol

[solid horizon]

iT IS NOT FINE ON THE CSM

RAAAHHH

[storm jungle]

^

THEY ARE ALL THE SAME MODEL

GETOUUU-

[arctic talon]

okay

yea

Lol

[solid horizon]

me when the guys who are supposed to be all different, are all the same

[arctic talon]

The sally the nids slimed out is from the pariah nexus stuff lol

[ancient moth]

we should revert to early hammer and bolter animation quality whose budget was a half eaten hamburger and a 10% discount on play store

[daring creek]

gotta make a brand new spanking model per animation that takes a 100 years

[spare osprey]

I gotta watch the rest of his stuff.
-# I got Operation Sunburst stuck on my feed foreeever.

[solid horizon]

animated serie but it's DoW SFM

[vagrant fox]

I'd blood sacrifice to see Garden of Ghosts with a much higher animation budget

[arctic talon]

Tbh

[vagrant fox]

but I also have to find somewhere very legal to watch Aeronautica Imperialis

[arctic talon]

the hammer and bolter stuff

story wise

blows most of the Warhammer+ stuff out the water

lol

[ancient moth]

one thing though

[vagrant fox]

It has good story stuff yea

[ancient moth]

if this is about yknow, the faction's gods

where are the eldari ones? at least the surviving ones

[dapper gyro]

Power hammer and point bolter.

[ancient moth]

khaine, that one death god i forgor the name of

[storm jungle]

They are all dead

Isha is in the Garden of Nurgle

Khaine is shattered and has no presence

Cegorach is hiding in the webway not the Warp

[sacred ginkgo]

and keeps getting bent over

[storm jungle]

and Ynnead is still gestating

[ancient moth]

could've given us a glimpse of the laughing god

n ynnead gestating

even if they're not fully there

[storm jungle]

tbh people dont know

[arctic talon]

Isha is in the Garden of Nurgle as a prisoner
Khaine is shattered and spread across the craftworlds and other places
Cegorach is in the webway being a clown
Ynead is like a fetus

[storm jungle]

so its prob why they arent there

[arctic talon]

oh also Morai-heg still has enough power leftover somewhere to empower her worshipers

don't ask how the fuck that works

[vagrant fox]

Cegorach wouldn't show himself like that it'd be too easy and not funny

[arctic talon]

because she absolutely got eaten

[ancient moth]

we got the mf chaos gods and the emperor dont think it would matter to just see him

[vagrant fox]

nuh uh

[ancient moth]

yuh uh

[vagrant fox]

take his ass off, dilara

[ancient moth]

https://tenor.com/view/tts-bazinga-cegorach-clown-god-laughing-god-gif-19145031

[daring creek]

bazinga

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/catgrian-grian-as-cat

[ancient moth]

40k end times, all of the factions deities thug it out in the warp

[vagrant fox]

denied

WHFB End Times and Horus Heresy has made me put a total ban on any big setting things GW will ever do

[storm jungle]

LOL

[ancient moth]

whats bad about HH

[near wasp]

Space marine slop

[arctic talon]

most of the books are pretty poor lol

[solid horizon]

the models are kinda cool

except the marines

[vagrant fox]

Pretty poor execution and planning, there's some cool bits but it's mostly meh

[ancient moth]

eh i think its a very epic period

havent read ALL books but i liked the lore of what i read

[solid horizon]

feels like star wars prequels honestly

[arctic talon]

LOL

[ancient moth]

plus the primarchs were alive and all it is just a better period n stuff

like mythical

ive read the duel between horus and the emperor that was epic

[arctic talon]

better period 💀

who gona tell them how FW and Black Library wrote the Heresy Imperium

[ancient moth]

sanguinius though that was just gruesome

[solid horizon]

they still are

[arctic talon]

Its like the same

except atheist

Which was arguably a mistake

but whatever lmao

[solid horizon]

sanguinius died before the horus heresy series was created im pretty sure

[storm jungle]

the very first 30k book has imperials going people are stupid for resisting them and that they have every right to eradicate who they wish

[arctic talon]

well yeah

[arctic talon]

The Heresy stuff has not changed at all lmao

[solid horizon]

🙏 😔

[arctic talon]

The basic plot outline

[storm jungle]

its easy to tell its a great period before the Imperium is invading your planet to kill your entire civilization and wipe out your culture

[jade holly]

Damn who shot that seagull out of the sky.

[storm jungle]

this is how conquest has been IRL too

[arctic talon]

HORUS'S COMMAND BUNKER ON TERRA

[solid horizon]

horus, my favorite world eater

[arctic talon]

I'm shocked Abnett didn't try to shove that in

[storm jungle]

"romans were such a great civilization"

ignoring all the people they slaughtered that wanted nothing to do with them

[hollow lantern]

I think they should be forced to rewrite the entire heresy again but make it good this time.

[arctic talon]

If not us, then someone else, so why not us
-Imperium Great Crusade Era

[hollow lantern]

Call it primaris or something idk

[arctic talon]

Bad

[ancient moth]

seems about right for them

[arctic talon]

oh also who here was looking for Aeronautica episode 1

I can hook them up

[storm jungle]

[ancient moth]

anyway even if the writing mightve not been particulary the best i still love HH designs and such

[vagrant fox]

Meeee 👋

[ancient moth]

end of the death was a good read

[storm jungle]

i mean

it was good when it wasnt being a slog

thats for sure

lol

[hollow lantern]

I too prefer firstborn sm design overall

[ancient moth]

i skipped straight to the most interesting part

aka the final duel

on the vengeful spirit

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

[solid horizon]

ive not read the horus heresy but from what ive read from the wikis and from what I've heard

[storm jungle]

Yeah uh you didnt miss much ngl

[solid horizon]

it sounds immensely fractured, with a lot of coming back and forth

[arctic talon]

I'm ngl

[solid horizon]

and unecessary actions

[arctic talon]

the only part I dislike about primaris\

[storm jungle]

It was origianlyl suppose to be 13 books but got extended to 68.

[arctic talon]

are the stupid fucking like knee flares

[vagrant fox]

The designs are cool but I dunno, I'm from a period before expanding the HH into a whole thing, when it was just a foundational myth and having it be expanded and it's just morons doing stupid things in a mostly the same Imperium is kinda just lame to me

[ancient moth]

the way how horus n the emperor fought in alternative realities and such

but sanguinius, man that was just so sad

poor bastard got annilihated

[storm jungle]

I mean

Sanguinius was a fascist warlord

he got what was coming to him lol

[solid horizon]

I was told the horus heresy homer style by my brother who has read all the books and honestly Ithink it's all I need

[storm jungle]

i legit didnt feel anything, the scene was kinda goofy to me, not in a bad way though lol

[arctic talon]

Sanguinius was also a dickhead

in Heresy lore lol

[ancient moth]

you're telling me primarchs are fascist warlords?

[storm jungle]

....Yes?

[arctic talon]

bro was like "yeah thats why the emperor needed angels, alright time to go kill some civiliians"

[ancient moth]

man who couldve seen this coming

[solid horizon]

primarch adolf hitler

[hollow lantern]

People who like Sang have not read every single appearance of him that isn't the SoT

[storm jungle]

you say that like people know it tbh

[solid horizon]

primarch of germany

[storm jungle]

most people pose them as heroes lol

the lore doesnt help either

[outer wave]

Weirdest justice league lineup Ive seen

[ancient moth]

they did liberate planets from evil ass xenos in the great crusade and such

it depends per primarch

some were good

[arctic talon]

He's genuinely such an asshole lmao

[ancient moth]

guilliman built a decent empire

[arctic talon]

Guilliman is still a facist genocidal warlord

[solid horizon]

it's like the illiad but in the future

[ancient moth]

agron on the other hand was just angry

[hollow lantern]

He's Mortarion tier I'm ngl

[arctic talon]

Angron was also a bitch for not rebelling like he said he would

[ancient moth]

yes, just slightly above the rest

[arctic talon]

He's like above mortarion because he's less racist

[vagrant fox]

Sanguinius is really very dickish and he's so noble about it, I love it

[arctic talon]

^

[hollow lantern]

Slightly

[arctic talon]

I love how they wrote sanginius

he's so fucking holier then thou

lol

while being a paranoid mess

[ancient moth]

theres no good guys we all get that

[arctic talon]

mf'er literally had a secret police in his legion

[ancient moth]

just some less worse than others

[arctic talon]

to fucking murder anyone who stepped out of line or tried to spill the truth about the Thirst lmao

[vagrant fox]

what a chad

[outer wave]

Sounds like something Dark Angels would've done

Damnb

[sacred ginkgo]

"Do not grade evils kruber, if you name one as the greatest then you may find kinship with the least"

[arctic talon]

he based it on the Dark Angels model yes

[rose thorn]

first murder case went well in pathfinder, turns out making every npc obseenly stupid makes it fun!

[solid horizon]

Dark angels are silly goobers I love em, well not all of em

I dont like the lion

[near wasp]

Understandable if that got out they'd all be exterminated

[arctic talon]

the Ofanim were his terrifyingly draconic secret police lol

[outer wave]

For a quick moment, I thought you were talking about an actual murder case lmao

[arctic talon]

They had total authority to execute anyone in the Legion

and assume control lol

[vagrant fox]

You know I'm just gonna steal that for my chapter

[near wasp]

Does that still standed with the new lion from son of the forest

[arctic talon]

they ended up becoming the Blood Angels sanguinary priesthood and chaplaincy

after they became a chapter

which is why BA chaplains and apothocaries tend to be uh

[ancient moth]

anyway other than this i like 30k just as much as 40k

[arctic talon]

kind of fucking murderous lol

[near wasp]

Black rage they gotta be murdery

[arctic talon]

well even without the rage

The Chaplains of the blood angels are still pretty secretive and draconic lol

they have their own creepy ass cave

that no other blood angels are allowed in

except for whoever they drag away

very sane and reasonable folk they are

[solid horizon]

platonius's cave

[vagrant fox]

You can like it and it's popular, I just find myself increasingly disappointed with it

[arctic talon]

tbh I think the funniest example of assholes who had it coming in the heresy were the Araneus Continuity.

Like they were as bad as the Imperium so its very funny they got their teeth bashed in by the Imperium

[solid horizon]

horus heresy is better as flashback material

[arctic talon]

after telling them to "fuck off we don't want to join"

lol

[ancient moth]

some aspects are stupid sure, like how some primarchs fell

but some battles man theyre epic

like calth, the siege, beta garmon

[vagrant fox]

Kicking in the teeth of the Araneus Continuity was the right thing to do because it gave us Necromunda

[arctic talon]

truth nuke

do you think there's any Araneus Continuity diehards on Munda

[vagrant fox]

Probably some kinda like the equivalent of southeast asian nazis

and that one ghoul guy

[arctic talon]

he does look 10,000 years old

lol

[vagrant fox]

I wonder just how borged up he is

and he should keep his golden mask on

[arctic talon]

he really should tbh

[ancient moth]

looks like the emperor if he wanted to cosplay as an atzech warlord

[arctic talon]

Tbf

he thinks he's better then the emperor

[vagrant fox]

He's not stuck on a chair at least

Always interesting that they're allowed to say fuck in these warhammer animations

[sacred ginkgo]

Man turned into a cloud of paint

Not allowed to say fuck

[arctic talon]

tbh the implication that Helmawr fucked an ashwaste nomad remains stuck in my head forever

[vagrant fox]

I mean, I get it

[rose thorn]

LMAOOO

[sacred ginkgo]

any implication of a dude head to toe in gold fucking someone is complete fact

[arctic talon]

no

thats not Helmawr

Helmawr is a fat fuck lol

[vagrant fox]

I esp get it if she keeps the mask on

[arctic talon]

he has **a lot ** of children officially

and a lot more implied ones

like Gor Halfhorn

which brings up a lot of questions

[vagrant fox]

Isn't one of his daughters or nieces running around with gangers, I forget

[arctic talon]

yeah

[vagrant fox]

Weird family

[arctic talon]

Haera's running around with a bunch of gangers and enforcers rn

trying to empower herself as the new planetary govenor

its a big fucking list of siblings

and this isn't even all of them

[rocky gale]

and Haera being a dumbass slaughtered all the ones which were willing to support her as Governor

[arctic talon]

yeah Haera is not smart

she's completely insane and dumb

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-skull-kms-gif-1200559089239851574

[vagrant fox]

That's just standard Imperiumcore

[rocky gale]

Invites all of the siblings willing to support her to the throne, executes them all. Then gets overthrown because she doesn't have any support

https://klipy.com/gifs/hot-wings-2

[arctic talon]

look, she's regained control(for now)

she's got plenty of siblings plotting to take her head lol

[vagrant fox]

ouogh that's a good episode

[arctic talon]

also Asun'ghar as well

if she's actually a daughter of Helmawr

she says she is

she also speaks high gothic perfectly unlike every other ash waste nomad

so like

[vagrant fox]

I really like the low-tech admech solution of throwing rock debris at enemy fighters

[arctic talon]

mmmm

coal

the jokes write themselves

[vagrant fox]

I said nothing

is it that kind of jokes

[arctic talon]

more so the Imperium will destroy and pollute worlds

and the mechanicus mining operation literally launching coal dust in the air

lol

[heady rivet]

I am once again reminding everyone the entire Aranthian Succession is resolved. ||Haera just loses the throne to her dad again and malds on the floor at Kal Jerico||

[arctic talon]

I forgor

||that dad woke up||

[heady rivet]

She's so stupid <3

She's like Cersei if Cersei wasnt bark and more bite

[heady rivet]

Ash Waste Nomads, TRUST

Manifesting it

[arctic talon]

Lmao

[heady rivet]

LOCAL MAN WONT STOP FUCKING

[heady rivet]

Its the Ulanti blood in her

[arctic talon]

Ngl his new art doesn’t feel as ugly as he’s described

Then again it might be an in universe painting lol

[vagrant fox]

Makes much more sense than just rocks considering the cloud
I want to see more big brain defences like this

[storm jungle]

no reference to the Lasgun Wedding 😔

[arctic talon]

There’s an ork nob called stupid in dawn of war winter assault

He’s my new glup shitto

[solid horizon]

Dawn of War orks are great

Put 'eadz on pointy stikks because it would make no sense to put them on a foot

[vagrant fox]

I should replay those old games and find that old movie marines mod where 5 of them can take on the entire game

[heady rivet]

Sad!

[storm jungle]

🫵

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-horror-high-finger-weird-gif-4266646500597154595

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-kitty-6UD

[daring creek]

cool sticker

where'd you get it from

👁️

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/bdrOL.gif

[heady rivet]

Is it a sex pervert thing

[rancid cove]

look whos talking with all the meru emotes

[celest cedar]

cheetah core

[spare osprey]

Cheetohs.

[winged jacinth]

(serval)

[heady rivet]

No idea what you're talking about

Freak

[rancid cove]

I know what you are

[flat nimbus]

none of you is without sin and you will all be judged one day for your perversions

unlike me, of course, whose perversions are beyond judgement

[rancid cove]

I judge you stinky

Perish

[flat nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/stinky-peanuts-pigpen-certified-stinky-gif-26944661

[solid horizon]

Nurgle's Gift (Aura)

[vagrant fox]

Only I remain pure tbh

[sacred bluff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0hD3KBwoiA

DUDE THIS WAS SO NICE

[solid horizon]

You cannot run forever, Sigseven

[winged jacinth]

im not gonna be judged for my perversions, its not even gonna make it on the list after my crimes against the natural order

[hallow plover]

the eldar gets less than 2 seconds of screentime

[timid pasture]

What is Kitbash?

[solid horizon]

Bashing kits

[timid pasture]

Whats that?

[solid horizon]

See custom lego minifigs ? That's kitbash

[timid pasture]

Idk anything about minis

Ohhh i get it now

So its like

Non official figures?

IDK

[solid horizon]

Using parts from different kits to customise minis

[timid pasture]

Ahhh

[solid horizon]

Occasionally sculpted putty and 3D printed parts

[marsh bramble]

I would read a book about the moeban 6ths decent into madness and their battle against our rejects

[tough haven]

Fr

[timid pasture]

Bunch of cowards

[storm jungle]

Ill take any Darktide book bruh

[sharp pollen]

darktide novel....

[spare osprey]

Closest anyone might get to one of those are fanfics of people's special widdle Reject OCs licking ass and solo'ing hordes.
-# Which sounds fun as fuck, but that's besides the point.

[outer wave]

My OC, Viscous Coldsteel, cracks a half smile and smirks, "Emperor... Just this once. Let me go all out." He whispered to himself, his golden naginata (writer's note: naginata is Japanese sword) glowing a low hue of gold. His ashen hair suddenly went gold as he charges the horde of poxwalkers, killing them instantly and winning with no effort put in.

It was really epic

[rancid cove]

Should've made them say LET THE DEVIL OUT

https://tenor.com/cHU7PNA056T.gif

[outer wave]

True!

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-gritando-gato-cat-screaming-gif-408826021759086223

[outer wave]

Yeah hes pretty epic 😎

[solid horizon]

He is secretely a daemonhost

And uses daemonic powers

And has vampire astartes blood

[outer wave]

And hes been trained by a custodes and an eldar

He wields weapons made by dark eldar

[solid horizon]

Has necrodermis arm

[outer wave]

He has to fight between a C'tan shard, Avatar of Khaine shard, and a Daemon for control over his body

[solid horizon]

He once solo'd 3 defilers and a reaver titan

[outer wave]

He soloed all 4 greater daemons at once and won

He has a krieger GF

[storm jungle]

Lmao the amount of people getting mad at the "you will not be missed line"

why is this even a thing bruh

😭

[outer wave]

I had a feeling people would be uppity about that

[storm jungle]

tragic 😔

[forest orbit]

Speaking of

HAHAHA

God this guy's posts always makes me laugh

why is he so angry constantly

[storm jungle]

Bohecunt is very funny because he legit has everything live rent free in his head

i dunno how you live a life like that every day, genuinely sounds boring

[outer wave]

Guy is first to run if he was put into the frontlines

Gives me that vibe

[forest orbit]

Ikr

like the entire point of that trailer was their jumping meant nothing lol

[storm jungle]

Again, rent free

bro legit does nothing but tweet all day

[sharp pollen]

brave twitter warriors

[outer wave]

Its all fueled (or at least I think its mostly fueled by anyway) the whole "Ryan Gostling dying on the snowy stairs is so me" kinda male fantasy/fantasy of protecting your comrades/friends/family/lover from a horde of bad people with your self sacrifice shit

[rancid cove]

"listen here, tourist!"

leaves the hobby

[storm jungle]

I legit laugh whenever he says "tourist"

its such a goofy fucking cliche now

[storm jungle]

3 times btw

(no one wanted him)

[jade holly]

Outta my way, I gotta stall Angron for 0.2 milliseconds to let my homies fix their bayonets to charge him

[rancid cove]

how many times can he quit the same hobby

[outer wave]

"Its over--the Warhammer lore is over! It has women in it... I can't... I can't take this shit no more..."

[storm jungle]

Tbh

the man gets upset at a Warhammer Community post

its joever.... 😔

[outer wave]

He needs a real hobby

[scenic trout]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2061189422796755409 you know I would down if these become the new designs

🌺🕊️Robinkehlchen42🕊️🌺 (@TwinkLit42)

Newest look at chaos's greater demons in the warp

**💬 11 🔁 57 ❤️ 955 👁️ 15.1K **

FxTwitter · May 31, 2026, 8:53 PM

[jade holly]

Thought those were the Chaos Gods

[storm jungle]

they are yea

[outer wave]

I wouldnt want Tzeentch to just be bird

[storm jungle]

they use them as stand-ins

[outer wave]

I think Tzeentch just being bird is boring, much as I like the usage of ravens

[scenic trout]

Wasn't he already depicted as one before?

[storm jungle]

its just a "rough image"

[scenic trout]

The Slaneesh is a ominous one

Make it official instead of sexy humanoid demon

[jade holly]

The warp looks like a horrifying place to travel through ngl

[outer wave]

He's usually depicted as a mollusk-esque being and is known for having mouths on his body that word out whatever he says but with different enunications and implications. Sometimes he's depicted as silver fire IIRC

I think its forgotten actually that Tzeench does have a theme with fire

[sharp pollen]

warp looks edgy.............

[jade holly]

If I was told we gotta go through the warp and I was in 40K

I’d ask you to shoot me

I ain’t going through no spooky tunnel of horrors beyond my comprehension

I already gotta drive past an Arby’s

[scenic trout]

Looks demonic idk

[outer wave]

I couldnt find the more iconic image of the fellow sadge

[scenic trout]

There's the literal four chaos gods iconic arts

[outer wave]

There's this one as well

[sharp pollen]

bro is that a penits on 2nd pic

[outer wave]

Nah its his left knee

[scenic trout]

Penis knee

[outer wave]

Peni knees

[jade holly]

He’s just double barreled

[outer wave]

Half an echidna I see

[daring creek]

dudes rlly want their souls consumed

[dapper gyro]

Are you sure that it is penis knee?

It could also be the other one.

[outer wave]

Penis knees

[daring creek]

What if the Imperium pretended it didn't care and ignored chaos

😎

[outer wave]

https://youtu.be/YsBipoG22Nw @storm jungle

[daring creek]

MFs who make talking points like this have not watched all silent on the western front and it shows so much 😭

[sharp pollen]

bro thinking he'd be like Loose cannon from DT

[storm jungle]

LMAO good one tavi

[lavish bluff]

Dosent really only the verry top of the imperium know / send the grey knights to stop chaos ?

[storm jungle]

It depends

GK show up when shit is REALLY bad

like we are talking "seconds away from turning into daemon world"

[lavish bluff]

True I forget this

[daring creek]

that scene where that guy was literally ranover by a tank and still alive

[lavish bluff]

💀

[daring creek]

men were in TREES

Thats just real life, in fiction its 50x worse

especially considering full on soul corruption

[lavish bluff]

Is there recent lore in what tf happens to humans souls after death ?

[arctic talon]

No

its just the same lore as before

soul goes to warp

dissipates if your lucky

if you're unlucky you get torn apart by daemons

[lavish bluff]

Fuck

[arctic talon]

look

dissipiation is lucky

oh also

[lavish bluff]

Yeah

[arctic talon]

some souls rarely get dragged away by a golden light

for something

this has been lore since forever

[daring creek]

https://static.jojowiki.com/images/b/b3/latest/20220215064304/OsirisSoulChip.mp4

Chaos gods touch you like this most likely.

[lavish bluff]

💀

[storm jungle]

bro is COOKED

[lavish bluff]

Yeah I would rather be sacrificed to the space lighthouse and burnt out rather than be sent to the warp lol fuck that

[daring creek]

Be born a blank.

No soul is a plus

blanks get no afterlife

[lavish bluff]

Yeah that or be a psyker in the imperium worlds

[daring creek]

and often die young

I don't think you wanna be a psyker. I don't think thats bueno

[storm jungle]

^

[storm jungle]

Dying to the golden throne just has your soul also be tortured, now just by the emperor lol

its also about as horrific as you still get consumed

[daring creek]

Food for the Emperor

[arctic talon]

It’s like having your mind being torn apart every second

It’s “great”

[daring creek]

[arctic talon]

And it lasts forever

[daring creek]

[storm jungle]

^

[arctic talon]

Your perception of time seems to slow down

[storm jungle]

it isnt some quick and done thing

[arctic talon]

It’s very fast in actual time

[storm jungle]

imagine burning to death for literal death to years

[arctic talon]

But for your soul and mind

It’ll feel like years

[lavish bluff]

My life is already quite relatable to a psyker I think the ability to bend reality is a nice trade off for demons clawing at ur mind , I already kind of experience that anyways so it’s just like give me some powers pls

[arctic talon]

As you basically get wringed out like a towel

[storm jungle]

LOL

[daring creek]

neoh.

[arctic talon]

On the upside

[daring creek]

dont

[storm jungle]

Do NOT give pro powers

[daring creek]

be born

a blank

pls

[arctic talon]

Pre cremates you

So body disposal isn’t so bad

[outer wave]

Just be born outside of the milky way galaxy

[lavish bluff]

Yeah I know a decent bit of lore that’s why I said I’d rather be eaten by the space lighthouse man rather than the warp

[storm jungle]

Bro 💀

[daring creek]

The thing is.

At the very least your brain shit stays in your head.

However

being a psyker

[storm jungle]

"Id rather get eaten alive by a lion than be stabbed"

[daring creek]

brainshit is probably real

[arctic talon]

You forgot the non 0 chance you don’t actually die

When fed

And you “join” the emperor shard atrocity lol

[daring creek]

No matter how deluded I may get in a moment I am glad to know these demons aren't given any real or tangible form

[sacred ginkgo]

Steps to follow when you find yourself in the imperium:
1: Stay calm, don't panic
2: Assess your surroundings
3: Find the nearest railing
4: Jump

[lavish bluff]

Still better date than being torn apart on the warp slowly over god knows how long and time and perception of it are fucked at best so may aswell be forever

[daring creek]

3. kiss yourself

[outer wave]

How the fuck do I do that on the lips

[daring creek]

You can be born a necron

they got no souls

99% of them got no brains

And...they are cooked.

but

yeah

[lavish bluff]

Fuck that they aren’t truly “alive” as far as experiences go

[sacred ginkgo]

Being a necron would be pretty alright

[languid meadow]

saw backrooms... prettehhh good

[lavish bluff]

They have the conscience of a real being but not the body or experiences of one

[daring creek]

You don't wanna be alive as a necron most likely

[sacred ginkgo]

Like one of the low level actually sentient ones

[storm jungle]

Clark is such a piece of shit lmao

so refreshing to have a protag thats just an awful person

[outer wave]

Isnt that usually a staple in horror movies?

[storm jungle]

Not really no

its for side characters

[outer wave]

Ah huh

[lavish bluff]

To me it seems the more aware and upgraded they are the more miserable they are

[languid meadow]

my only gripe is ||the ending is abrupt|| but it fits the message of the movie

[storm jungle]

Agreed

[daring creek]

I don't get why any one would want to be alive in the Imperium when theres always the looming non zero chance you become a servitor or some other horrible fate

[storm jungle]

fantasy

[lavish bluff]

Pls stop talking about it I don’t want spoilers

[storm jungle]

its people not relaising literally any fate you get in it is awful

[storm jungle]

Its spoilered

dont click on it

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/sealyx-transformers-one-megatron-d-16-d16-gif-10054692361717371271

[storm jungle]

LOL

but yeah its what i posted earlier

people legit think they'll die some heroic death on the "frontlines"

[hollow lantern]

I really hope they do Transformers Two at some point

[storm jungle]

not instead you know

die shivering in a ditch

covered in mud

in a warzone no one will remember

[sacred ginkgo]

Domed by some 20 dollar tau drone from a mile off

[daring creek]

You are less than one zillionth of a grain of sand in the battlefield

[lavish bluff]

Because you start from the fucking dirt and there’s only one place to go from there and that’s up

[sacred ginkgo]

Oh no

[daring creek]

[sacred ginkgo]

you can always get worse

[outer wave]

Because, assuming you do NOT become a servitor or die a horrible death, you get to use the cool weapons that explode people into 40,000 different pieces

[storm jungle]

Theres nowhere to go

you will die and you will not be missed

[daring creek]

Mmmmm

[storm jungle]

the imperium isnt some ladder to "climb" lol

[daring creek]

are we really doing bootstraps in the context of the Imperium

[hollow lantern]

Yeah like ???

[daring creek]

No one reaches a rank, they're born into it bruh

[sacred ginkgo]

There is no such thing as vertical movement

[lavish bluff]

That’s true but I say that assuming I have psychic potential

[hollow lantern]

What upward social mobility do you think you have

[outer wave]

Has there ever been a guardsman thats actually climbed up to a legitimate position and managed to live a relaxing retirement?

[hollow lantern]

That's for chaos lmfao

[sacred ginkgo]

You get lynched

Or you get your head turned inside out by a daemon

[daring creek]

You're not going to like the Blackships.

[lavish bluff]

Risks and rewards

[daring creek]

[storm jungle]

Yeah but like the historical references the guard uses most officers and higherups are nobles, you can climb to those ranks but its like RARE

[lavish bluff]

No one does that’s the point

[daring creek]

I need more tea

[sacred ginkgo]

You get thrown into a woodchipper
BUT
If you make it out of the woodchipper alive
You get to be thrown back in but with hand lightning now

[outer wave]

And then I assume someone climbing to inquisitor status is even more rare and its more common to be born into that lifestyle

[lavish bluff]

This is exact I mean there’s only two options , death or success

IF ur a psyker

[sacred ginkgo]

I think you missed the acting bit here

[lavish bluff]

Regular human pppfffff

[sacred ginkgo]

Have you heard of a person survive being thrown into a wood chipper

[storm jungle]

Entirely depends tbh, Inquisitors come from all walks of life

[lavish bluff]

No I was just reiterating my point with what u said

[sacred ginkgo]

Like all the way through it

[lavish bluff]

Could ask the same of the psykers who come out of the black ships

[outer wave]

Interesting, it ironically sounds easier to become an inquisitor than it is to be a higher up in the military

[sacred ginkgo]

It is

You get grabbed off the streets for info and just stay alive in acolyte service to be useful

As opposed to suffer through military politics

[daring creek]

You will be detested and seen as a monster no matter what

Regardless of your achievements or your personality

there is no W

[outer wave]

Then after, I suppose it depends on how the inquisitor you're under treats you, whether they want your services or they cast you away or just kill you

[lavish bluff]

Dude I’m a white bald guy who lives in Fullerton California how do you think I get treated every day of my life when I walk outside my door?

Lmfao

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-oh-my-god-bruh-saleswoman-oh-my-god-bruh-gif-2398788864743270124

[dapper gyro]

Knowing too much = loose ends.

[daring creek]

https://youtu.be/_tEiguYmgxA

[daring creek]

is this the reality you live

day to day

[daring creek]

I W I S H

[lavish bluff]

Send that to the Mexican chics who judge me for just existing when I walk in there direction in the k mart across the street from my house ( I swear to god I’m not trying to be a divk or racist I genuinely mean it lmao)

[daring creek]

😭

Bullied by mexican women

You're living someones dream ok

[hollow lantern]

I am qualified for the black ships because latinas look at me funny, Sonic

[daring creek]

just know that

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[lavish bluff]

This dream may aswell be a nightmare, take it back whoever’s dream I am living 😭😭

[storm jungle]

To be fair America is literally going through an Imperium phase rn big dog

"Feed the people? Nah man i wanna do another monument"

[lavish bluff]

Ya think?????

[storm jungle]

🥀 🥀 🥀

[daring creek]

burn all white supremacist statues or whatever

[lavish bluff]

Anyways enough about irl lol

[daring creek]

blah

fair enough

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1088956908146282506/1153411048066519080/IMG_8335.gif

[storm jungle]

lets focus on dystopia fiction instead

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stand-balance-wise-cat-top-cat-gif-3520757

[dapper gyro]

Can I eat it?

[daring creek]

Waiting for Brave New World to be real

[lavish bluff]

Let’s focus on honing our innate power but not letting the voices overtake us shall we ?

[lavish bluff]

Yes

[dapper gyro]

Ah, you hear the voice, too?

[lavish bluff]

Every day sibling

They are loudest at the height of my power always

[dapper gyro]

My voice has abandon me.

[lavish bluff]

What voice is that ?

[rancid cove]

Where is that fleeing contekar fella anyways been a while last i saw him

[daring creek]

I wrote a lot today me thinks

[lavish bluff]

About ?

[daring creek]

Forced Dollification Cult.

HMMMMMMM

I should make a new word for that

and

[dapper gyro]

The voice in the skull.

[daring creek]

A cult name

Current material

[rancid cove]

Do they forcefem people

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-stare-serious-gif-16006707

[rancid cove]

White devil reaction gif

[daring creek]

You. You're.You're...Not. You're not supposed. You're. You don't know.

Non't.

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/arknights-dusk-nian-bean-gif-11284461232767828623

[hollow lantern]

I agree

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/white-osaka-blinking-gif-4989902974698939531

[rancid cove]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HIyVXCqbQAAlAcX.mp4

[daring creek]

Only Innocent things will happen in this story

[rancid cove]

Right...

[storm jungle]

I LOVE how much people use this fucking gif oh my god

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-all-so-tiresome-tiresome-nian-arknights-nian-arknights-gif-1297473812411213853

[storm jungle]

the acting on all 3 actors is fucking hilarious

"UGH"

[rancid cove]

The dude nobody invited:

[arctic talon]

Genuinely the facial expressions in The Boys is top tier lol

really good acting

[storm jungle]

the actors are so good

Oh Father especially but hes a theatre actor so already certified goat

[hollow lantern]

Anthony Starr is a really good actor in I think everything I've seen him in

[hollow lantern]

Have you ever seen Banshee actually?

[storm jungle]

Yea lmao

[timid pasture]

Ice cream and cookies when broccoli walks in the room

[hollow lantern]

Starr is like, the best part of that too

[storm jungle]

yea i cant wait for him to like uh

turn out to be a wifebeater in a few years

or something worse

lmfao

but im glad hes been immortalised as Homelander

[hollow lantern]

"she said she was 18"

[lavish bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-has-escaped-gif-3091658452491644159howni deal w the haters

[storm jungle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/omniman-1

[hollow lantern]

Tbh

I feel like Starr is probably decent?

[rancid cove]

The Boys has the best memeable scenes in any media as of recent and dear God its so fucking good

[hollow lantern]

Idk I don't get bad vibes from him

[arctic talon]

he's already assaulted someone while drunk

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/pose-fountain-stand-still-splash-chace-crawford-gif-15779188

[arctic talon]

Starr is bad lol

[daring creek]

For now I'm really unsure what they will do as Dollus.

I want them to do servitor-like things but I dont know how they would without all the extra bodily augmentation to specialize them for a specific task.

[arctic talon]

he's a violent drunk

[hollow lantern]

Is he?

[arctic talon]

Yes

[hollow lantern]

Fuck

[arctic talon]

anthony starr?

[storm jungle]

yeah he is

LMAO

[arctic talon]

homelanders actor

never any sexual stuff

but he's a violent drunk

he's assaulted people like three dif times while drunk

[hollow lantern]

Yk what

In this day and age

[rancid cove]

I sleep now gn chuds

[daring creek]

Varying intelligence based on the quality of the Doll

gn loser

[hollow lantern]

You gotta make concessions somewhere

[arctic talon]

LOL

Honestly as far as

horrific actory suff goes

him assaulting someone while drunk is far from the worst

[hollow lantern]

"was not on the flight logs"

Okay it's a start

[outer wave]

Nighty

[daring creek]

I mean

they literally had an IDF soldier

I think the standard is in the grave

[hollow lantern]

Gal Gadot?

[daring creek]

frenchies actor

[hollow lantern]

It's a show produced by Amazon

[storm jungle]

how did no one know he was IDF until 10 years later

lol

[hollow lantern]

I'm amazed they don't have Palestinian kids held at gunpoint as the film crew

[hollow lantern]

Tbh I've literally never seen the dude before this and I've watched 4 episodes of the boys

[storm jungle]

Lmao its just a bit funny to me

[hollow lantern]

I heard it's over now

So I might sit down and watch watch it

[arctic talon]

Frenchie appearing to Kimiko to tell her its okay to shoot a child

[storm jungle]

"heard"

WE LITERALLY TOLD YOU

[hollow lantern]

When?

[daring creek]

be nice hes hard of hearing!

[daring creek]

We spoke about it for a lil bit

no like

as season 5 dropped yeah

[storm jungle]

^

[daring creek]

man im glad the show is over

[hollow lantern]

Alright well, no one told me so

[storm jungle]

we did

you just forgot

catbrain 🫵

[daring creek]

Cats are smart >:(

[storm jungle]

[hollow lantern]

Cats have awful short term memory

And I do too tbh