Unless we get minis for them
#40k-lore-chat
arctic talon
rocky gale
I mean technically the current Primaris Psyker model was a named character in Blackstone Fortress
flat nimbus
exactly
summer mural
well recurring isnt the right word per se, i just meant named character thats well known
like uh
cain
gaunt
sly
etc
arctic talon
I mean technically the current Primaris Psyker model was a named character in Bl...
You know what I mean lol
mossy peak
hollow zodiac
I got me some of the nastiest onions rings I've ever had
they're like, soft and juicy. It's a texture nightmare
solid horizon
I do not care who the Inquisition sends, I am NOT paying the tithe
hollow zodiac
I do not care who the Inquisition sends, I am NOT paying the tithe
now I want a picture of Dan as a planetary governor lmao
solid horizon
was referring to lufgt huron but that works too
vagrant fox
I got me some of the nastiest onions rings I've ever had
feller hates onions
rocky gale
they're like, soft and juicy. It's a texture nightmare
Is that not peak onion rings?
solid horizon
sonion rings
rocky gale
Crispy outside but soft and juicy inside
Or like are we talking limp and sloppy all the way through
dapper gyro
People have different tastes.
solid horizon
this art of huron is quite cool ngl
dapper gyro
Some are wrong still, but that's ok.
solid horizon
looks almost traditional asian which is unusual, but still cool
nocturne crest
So just had another thought, but would you need a member of the admech in order to start up a ride-on lawn mower?
flat nimbus
I do not care who the Inquisition sends, I am NOT paying the tithe
[sexy Maul opens the door]
dapper gyro
So just had another thought, but would you need a member of the admech in order ...
No
But you do need them to repair it under guarantee.
rocky gale
and while they repair it they will berate you for not performing the correct incantations of awakening before turning on the lawnmower and blame that for why it needs repaired
solid horizon
praise the omnissiah to mow the lawn with more efficiency
arctic talon
scenic trout
the watcher
vagrant fox
<:LiveEmperorReaction:1510681198781792398>
took them long enough smh
solid horizon
the watcher
the dude
vagrant fox
the evil is defeated
dapper gyro
Who's idea to make that a movie? Filoni or Disney?
dapper gyro
Making what essentially 2 episodes of the show with extra high budget was a weird move.
rancid cove
forest orbit
flat nimbus
Making what essentially 2 episodes of the show with extra high budget was a weir...
hey, it’s nearly three episodes!
summer mural
dave filoni is cool
arctic talon
Who's idea to make that a movie? Filoni or Disney?
Disney
storm jungle
^
summer mural
just make some new IP filoni
arctic talon
He is to blame for other stuff about it
timid pasture
the evil is defeated
Ouuu shi
summer mural
stop riding ahsoka
rancid cove
Filoni is a good SW writer but dear god he can fumble some times
rocky gale
Is he to blame for the last season being shit?
arctic talon
Filoni is a good SW writer but dear god he can fumble some times
He loves Ashoka too much
vagrant fox
I blame him for everything
arctic talon
lol
rancid cove
He loves Ashoka too much
Can't blame him
vagrant fox
He made the prequels
flat nimbus
He is to blame for everything he has has ever gone wrong
arctic talon
Can't blame him
She is his glup shitto
summer mural
hes made some great stuff, but hes just relying on the stuff he created way too much, he should just make something new, he can do it too
rocky gale
I mean if I ever got to put my OC's into canon I'd be super insufferable about it as well
summer mural
i get that
arctic talon
Not take stuff out from it to play with
summer mural
and boy did he put them into canon lol
ahsoka has now been retroactively present for like...all the most important events in the setting
rocky gale
No
summer mural
i dunno
rocky gale
But yes
summer mural
but idc tbh
dapper gyro
Yes and no
storm jungle
but idc tbh
go read the lexi
dapper gyro
To keep it short, a wish turned into a curse.
solid horizon
if Starstruck isnt in the movie im not watching (Im not watchin anyways)
summer mural
obsession is about 40k????????????
rocky gale
Guy buys a thing which gives wishes and he wishes that the girl he likes was obsessed with him.
solid horizon
yes
storm jungle
Guy buys a thing which gives wishes and he wishes that the girl he likes was obs...
oh fuck no 💀
summer mural
wow, i thought i was just joking about the 40k fan thing
rocky gale
Horror ensues
rancid cove
Guy buys a thing which gives wishes and he wishes that the girl he likes was obs...
Why are all movie characters so fucking dumb
solid horizon
because it's in their blood
rancid cove
Why not just use "fall in love"
storm jungle
lol
solid horizon
and yeah
rancid cove
why must you use that word
summer mural
hes too young
arctic talon
Some people are weird and he’s a teenager lol
storm jungle
^
solid horizon
I keep telling people that "dumb people in movies" are actually quite common irl
storm jungle
I keep telling people that "dumb people in movies" are actually quite common irl
Genuinely this
arctic talon
It’s deadass him being stupid
storm jungle
I forget republicans exist, it brings me great joy
LMAO
rocky gale
Haven't seen it but I hear it's a critique of young men and their perceptions of women
dapper gyro
Anyhow, go watch it.
solid horizon
Like no one is always super stoic and super smart
arctic talon
I mean yeah
storm jungle
Haven't seen it but I hear it's a critique of young men and their perceptions of...
Good, a movie for me finally 😃
arctic talon
That’s what it sounds like
summer mural
he should have just wished for eternal wealth or something
storm jungle
he should have just wished for eternal wealth or something
this the sort of guy to say this
solid horizon
and be turned into gold
storm jungle
then prob get killed because a gold bar crushed their skull
flat nimbus
he should have just wished for eternal wealth or something
see the movie, this might just come up!
summer mural
this the sort of guy to say this
of course, id love to join the hyper capitalist tyrants
vagrant fox
Don't wish for anything or the genie gets your ass in ironic ways
flat nimbus
then prob get killed because a gold bar crushed their skull
nah, this ain’t The Monkey
rancid cove
"I wish to be rich"
Genie: Okay now the government is investigating why 100 billion USD showed up in your bank account out of nowhere
solid horizon
if you're gonna wish something, write a whole contract and NDA like Fox Mulder does in X Files
storm jungle
"I wish to be rich"
Genie: Okay now the government is investigating why 100 bill...
You'll love this video lmao
"Why the fuck do you put a loophole in all my wishes?"
rocky gale
Anyway, Disney should give me millions of dollars so that I can make a tv show about my own personal version of Warlord era Eriadu
rocky gale
No it will be great
rancid cove
https://youtu.be/lM0teS7PFMo
You'll love this video lmao
I have already watched this, its why if I ever, ever find a working genie lamp I know to make a whole ass contract wish with almost no possible way of getting monkey paw'd (he will find someway to monkey paw my wish)
summer mural
are we even getting edgerunners 2
vagrant fox
Disney should put me in charge of Star Wars so I can mold it into my vision that no one will like
summer mural
Disney should put me in charge of Star Wars so I can mold it into my vision that...
same
id bring back midichlorian counts
storm jungle
I have already watched this, its why if I ever, ever find a working genie lamp I...
the genie is so fucking funny
"and your eyeballs pop off"
"STOP DOING THAT"
rocky gale
My first decision is casting Jonathan Aris and Sander Delvardus
summer mural
my sw movie would be about a midichlorian accountant who has OCD and goes on a journey across the galaxy to check the midichlorian count of every single person he meets and record it in his private journal no one will read
rancid cove
"STOP DOING THAT"
i love how he does this with actual non-harmful wishes
like yeah you get to see better but now your eyes are pressing against your skull
heady rivet
storm jungle
https://fixvx.com/DiscussingFilm/status/2061095622124396670 Its JOEVER
PEAK
THE BACKROOOOOMS
summer mural
my sw movie would be about a midichlorian accountant who has OCD and goes on a j...
also this might actually be quigon
rancid cove
i think i know which movie is dilaras favorite for the entire year now
storm jungle
🗣️ Can we get much higher-
spring cairn
heady rivet
🗣️ Can we get much higher-
storm jungle
https://fixvx.com/MountainGenera/status/2060678183104504038 🫵
🇹🇷
summer mural
that shit was funny af
rocky gale
But my Delvardus won't be an Admiral, he will be a former ISB Director, we will then have Sky Marshal Ranulf Tarkin (Nephew of Grand Moff Tarkin) played by Charles Dance but with Einstein hair
heady rivet
This is the exact specimen that truly believes Adolf Hitler could have won if he invested less into guns and more into Djinn
rocky gale
The relationship between these two characters will be the crux of the show
queen laurel
Hey wolf quick question, why are legio cybernetica robots allowed to function and work for the mechanicus after the whole you know robot destruction phase of the imperium
arctic talon
Hey wolf quick question, why are legio cybernetica robots allowed to function an...
They’re not true AI
queen laurel
i asked this question before but i don't remember
arctic talon
And they’re under heavy restriction
The cybernetica cortex is a mixture of biological and mechanical components
storm jungle
they're essentialy digitalyl lobotomized yeah
heady rivet
They’re not true AI
Its just a bunch of "If:Then" statements in the code
arctic talon
And also they’re dumb
summer mural
they have that robot disk slot they use to give them programs
arctic talon
They’re like
queen laurel
They’re not true AI
so they're more like robots from real steel where you control them?
arctic talon
Really fucking dumb
arctic talon
so they're more like robots from real steel where you control them?
No
They’re digitally restricted to work with a bunch of basic orders and functions
heady rivet
so they're more like robots from real steel where you control them?
No there's a human brain ripped out of someone to be used as a meat computer
arctic talon
You can “unchain” one
But I really don’t recommend it
For your long term survival lmao
queen laurel
They’re digitally restricted to work with a bunch of basic orders and functions
ah digital lobotomy programming then
summer mural
can kastelans even run
queen laurel
Made to be dumb to not rebel
rancid cove
heady rivet
They have this on Necromunda, it goes without saying
solid horizon
can kastelans even run
they can advan-
summer mural
the red robot rampage
solid horizon
im not continuing this sentence for my safety
rocky gale
Delvardus and Tarkin will have worked together to turn Eriadu into a new state, both attempting to "redeem" themselves for their actions under the Empire. A recurring thing is that although the two men aren't friends (it's complicated) both of them are essential to keeping the project alive.
summer mural
the winner gets an stc for an original dark age air fryer
rocky gale
and the premise of the show is that their new independent state is under review by the New Republic to make sure they aren't just an Imperial Remnant
daring creek
summer mural
10/10 plot twist
rocky gale
I'm not revealing the end crises
summer mural
I'm not revealing the end crises
they refuse to pay taxes?
rancid cove
Actual comment in the new 40k animation
rocky gale
they refuse to pay taxes?
I'm not falling for it Dave Filoni, you won't be stealing my show idea from me
You'll never make the Star Wars Toxic Old Man Yaoi show work without me
vagrant fox
I would just turn Star War into glup shitto warlords and abolish stormtroopers
A vote for me is a vote for a worse Star War
summer mural
the most disappointing one ive seen so far is the boba fett standalone season, and not only was it very mid, they killed off live action cad bane in his first appearance
solid horizon
Actual comment in the new 40k animation
GW keeps hopebai- [redacted] people
summer mural
you could have used him later
his live action portrayal was cool too
he looked the part
solid horizon
they got EC fans like that buy saying maybe sonic dread will be back
solid horizon
<:NazrinHappi:1187568639201775636>
yoo mini decimator
summer mural
why do the palanite enforcers have better gear and toys than half the regiments
flat nimbus
money
queen laurel
<:NazrinHappi:1187568639201775636>
Isn't this thing literally the villain from RoboCop 2 where you put a human brain in it
solid horizon
nah cain is literally a helbrute
summer mural
someone steal the money from the necromunda administration and send it to whomever has to fight the necrons and tyranids next
heady rivet
why do the palanite enforcers have better gear and toys than half the regiments
Helmawr is comically wealthy and comically power-hungry. The entire economy of this planet is bottlenecked through a single Hive and spaceport just to keep them wealthy
storm jungle
Isn't this thing literally the villain from RoboCop 2 where you put a human brai...
Wouldnt shock me if thats what inspired it
lmao
its like SUPER similiar
heady rivet
someone steal the money from the necromunda administration and send it to whomev...
The Enforcers have been deployed offworld before actually hang on
summer mural
palantine enforcer class in dt
solid horizon
corrupted enforcer boss in dt
queen laurel
Wouldnt shock me if thats what inspired it
Yeah it's literally 1 to 1 like
put the brain of a human and a giant robotic body
summer mural
im actually out of guesses now that weve got the ganger and admech types, those were my best guesses
solid horizon
put the brain of a human and a giant robotic body
tbh thats a common trope
solid horizon
cain reminds me of thallaxii ngl
queen laurel
tbh thats a common trope
I know but like put the brain up a guy in a giant robotic body that is supposed to be bringing peace and justice that's robocop
summer mural
put the brain of a human and a giant robotic body
solid horizon
true true
spare osprey
Love how them nimrods in Robocop gave their walking nightmares live ammo in their presentation videos.
solid horizon
but cain was never brought back for justice
that was a pretext to give the guy a super weaponised body
arctic talon
why do the palanite enforcers have better gear and toys than half the regiments
There’s less of them, they’re corrupt and they got money
Oh also they are only in flak Tbf
Not carapace
They do sometimes supplement their equipment
summer mural
would the admech be oppposed to creating arnie terminator conceptually, because hes kinda sentient
arctic talon
Rather then getting it through official sources
arctic talon
would the admech be oppposed to creating arnie terminator conceptually, because ...
Skynet is abominable intelligence
storm jungle
Which book is this from?
summer mural
well he gets kinda divorced from skynet but yes
heady rivet
They do sometimes *supplement* their equipment
There's an entire sub-gang and legal classification for Enforcers that need to do this in the Badzone
spare osprey
Would it be insanely expensive to supply a guard regiment with at least a carapace torso bit and helmet for every soldier?
heady rivet
Which book is this from?
Bastions of Law 🫡
storm jungle
Bastions of Law 🫡
ty ty
summer mural
Would it be insanely expensive to supply a guard regiment with *at least* a cara...
probably
heady rivet
Would it be insanely expensive to supply a guard regiment with *at least* a cara...
Yeah hence why only the fuck-off rich do it
solid horizon
wah wah abominable intelligence
and then said thing is used in a robot killer as program runner 
arctic talon
Would it be insanely expensive to supply a guard regiment with *at least* a cara...
Yes
spare osprey
Carapace cups for the whole squad it is, then.
arctic talon
The palanites aren’t in full carapace as well, I’m not sure where this misconception comes from
summer mural
also in terms of value in the setting carapace would become a lot less useful over time if it was more common than it is, since everyone wearing it would start dying eventually, because people gotta die
arctic talon
Only the officers and non officers who ahem ahem “source it”
solid horizon
good thing chrom continued his career building daemon engines instead
rocky gale
Please Disney, let me make my Toxic Old Man Yaoi!!!
heady rivet
The palanites aren’t in full carapace as well, I’m not sure where this misconcep...
Probably the general bulk
Tbh
arctic talon
I guess yeah
It’s got that vibe
I think I’d kill myself if all enforcers came standard with carapace lol
Actual torment nexus material
summer mural
do arbies wear cara
heady rivet
I think I’d kill myself if all enforcers came standard with carapace lol
Bolters as standard already make them scary in early campaigns 
arctic talon
Ngl you ever jump scare anyone as orlocks
Early campaign
With a bunch of bolters and shotguns
Bcs they’re way cheaper lol
heady rivet
With a bunch of bolters and shotguns
Saw an Orlock-Redemptionist template fight in this current campaign 
heady rivet
Whoever comes out with less 3rd degree burns wins
Every single Orlock on the field was Seriously Injured on the floor and then the last Redemptionist bottled
heady rivet
So corrupt its rare not to be. And they do the job anyway. Pure police brutality and Helmawrs justice for love of the game
arctic talon
So corrupt its rare *not* to be. And they do the job anyway. Pure police brutali...
The random barely corrupt enforcer who only extorts shop keepers
“You pay your enforcer stand tax?”
heady rivet
The random barely corrupt enforcer who only extorts shop keepers
"I only hold up Escher because I hate women" - Most moral Enforcer in Primus (Has a code of ethics)
arctic talon
lol
spare osprey
Yeah hence why only the fuck-off rich do it
Actually just gave me an idea...
vagrant fox
This is cool actually
heady rivet
This is cool actually
Bro thinks he's James Sunderland
summer mural
'
heady rivet
Bro thinks he's James Sunderland
Even though that got proven false
vagrant fox
i'm james sunderland
summer mural
does anyone actually dislike the raptors
apart from dislking space marines in general
vagrant fox
The chapter? I don't think so
hollow lantern
They're one of the more popular RG successors ime
celest dome
The Chaos Raptors ?
summer mural
no the raven guard raptors
arctic talon
The space marine chapter
summer mural
i didnt know there even was a chaos raptors
do the rg raptors have a chapter master
celest dome
Chaos Raptors are the Jump packs CSM
hollow lantern
Lias Issodon
vagrant fox
it's on lexi but I'm lazy
hollow lantern
If he hasn't died
summer mural
Lias Issodon The Grim
vagrant fox
what a weirdo
vagrant fox
I don't think there's much about him other than he exists
summer mural
so they call him the grim
vagrant fox
more than the Imperial Fists chapter master at least
summer mural
well hes got a special bolter called Malice
the imperial fists cm might as well not exist
lets face it we all know lysander is the real cm
hollow zodiac
Dude's the closest thing to a red shirt 40k has
summer mural
its funny, mostly because imperial fists is a popular chapter
and I think most of the popular chapters have like legend level chapter masters
hollow zodiac
And they go through cm's like cheap smokes!
summer mural
like grimnar and dante might as well be primarchs
actually they might be more strategically sound than some of the primarchs
but they dont have that ..tankiness I guess
thick cedar
https://x.com/SecretlyShiva/status/2061129153672343826
Give this guy some water
X
arctic talon
This is aura
summer mural
that mouth can probably whisper words on a good day
arctic talon
He looks a lot better then I thought yeah
summer mural
he looks like they arent feeding him enough
if they upped his diet to 2k souls a day hed probably bounce back in a decade to full health
honestly just donate vulkans body and soul to him
theres no way he wouldnt come back
its a reasonable sacrifice
vulkans even around, hes an active primarch, he just likes to wander around alone
its not like hes leading his legion
vagrant fox
Well if Emps eye can move and he looks like that he's just another few million sacrifices away from walking, right
thick cedar
People joke about the 2 seconds of screen time. But considering everything else we saw, the Eldar are the only ones seemingly having it better than everyone else lol
storm jungle
People joke about the 2 seconds of screen time. But considering everything else ...
Also yea its funny but the scene was still pretty good, loved the craftworld shot too
storm jungle
Based???
hallow saddle
The iron hands pfp too?
its Clan Garrsak too which is the coolest and most based on the clan companies
storm jungle
its Clan Garrsak too which is the coolest and most based on the clan companies
Clan Garglesack?
lemme google
hallow saddle
lmaoooo
(yes)
lexi is a bit sparse on them actually
they basically all go into the matrix together as squads/company
rancid cove
what does that even mean
hallow saddle
wheres that from?
garrsak are all about the collective
theyre the "nice" clan
hop into the simulus chamber with me brother
celest dome
what does that even mean
ascetism I guess ?
hallow saddle
basically Clan Garrsak are the iron hands who actually go to therapy
arctic talon
basically Clan Garrsak are the iron hands who actually go to therapy
Brother, we must hold hands and sit in the therapy chamber
storm jungle
Im gonna be real
i did not understand anything on the clan reading this
why are IH companeis so pretentious
summer mural
its because their daddy is a skull decorating a toilet somewhere
hallow saddle
yeah the lexi page isnt great
summer mural
it gives them insecurity
storm jungle
yeah the lexi page isnt great
vagrant fox
i did not understand anything on the clan reading this
ESL
timid pasture
I’m so happy They showed the chaos gods in the new trailer
hallow saddle
the voice of mars novel is basically based clan garrsak vs virgin incel clan raukaan
timid pasture
They all loook scary asf i love it
near wasp
+20 bonus if its behind an arbys
hollow lantern
why are IH companeis so pretentious
So eternal can pretend they have something going for them
Barotrauma group he joined died btw
storm jungle
So eternal can pretend they have something going for them
LMFAO
hollow lantern
I think borderline everyone did not enjoy his company to the point where they'd tell him vocally multiple times lmfao
heady rivet
Barotrauma group he joined died btw
I started a whole Necromunda game in CIA levels of secrecy to avoid one guy and he deleted his account
hollow lantern
Honestly
storm jungle
i really should grow past it
summer mural
do those custodes whose job it is to guard the emprahs jail ever see sunlight
arctic talon
Yes
storm jungle
I dont think id say i hate IH
its more just im not interested in them
but he absolutely has not helped with it
hollow lantern
I think the IH as a chapter have the same mentality I had as a 14 year old
storm jungle
LMAO
arctic talon
“We’re going to kill you”
hollow lantern
And while I understand they're child soldiers
sacred ginkgo
Insane transhumans
STILL have self repression problems
hollow lantern
"emotions bad" is such a boring, edgy trope to me
sacred ginkgo
Cmon guys
summer mural
my new fav chapter is the raptors, they just seem the most realistic soldiers
sacred ginkgo
Please
storm jungle
i think its more that the Chapter's tough guy wanna be persona is really boring
queen laurel
i really should grow past it
eternal reward rewarded us by eternally being on her heads rent free huh
jade holly
“We’re going to kill you”
My mom approaching a random guy that swindled me and my two friends out of $5
arctic talon
The iron hands are more obsessed with emotions bad then the mechanicus
jade holly
I see them as a Shockwave esque group. They run on pure cold logic
arctic talon
Aside from a few groups of them
jade holly
Well no one’s perfect
storm jungle
Anyway theres very much a reason they are essentially a footnote IRL
anyone that cares about them is for tanks on tabletop
jade holly
I mainly like em cause their color scheme and bionics are always cool
sacred ginkgo
The iron hands are more obsessed with emotions bad then the mechanicus
Hungry man thinks of food type thing
vagrant fox
classic, simple
jade holly
>all black
Can’t go wrong with a classic
storm jungle
Can’t go wrong with a classic
Always can
vagrant fox
IH are fine, my current dislike is for the guard because guardheads have been annoying
summer mural
emperors children are the best legion they have rock concerts
vagrant fox
who will I pick next I wonder
hollow lantern
If you're gonna do black color scheme deathwatch are right there and are basically about as cool as LSM get
languid meadow
I will say tho I really like how we got to see reclamation pools being used
dat was cool
vagrant fox
A lot of cool bits in the trailer
jade holly
In approach to how they fight I like Imperial Fists the most but
I just really hate the color yellow lmao
summer mural
i liked how someone actually used their shield to block a projectile
queen laurel
classic, simple
Oh yeah you're definitely the basic greatsword human armor fighter guy
outer wave
I think borderline everyone did not enjoy his company to the point where they'd ...
So he was insufferable even outside of here, damn
languid meadow
also I brought up how I couldn't find nurgle earlier
storm jungle
I mean
languid meadow
found the fat bastard
storm jungle
the guy spends most of his time arguing on reddit
vagrant fox
Oh yeah you're definitely the basic greatsword human armor fighter guy
I like those, I like dickass mages, I like almost everything
summer mural
oh nurgle is in the trailer
damn it is nothing sacred
MUST NURGLE BE IN EVERYTHING
hollow lantern
So he was insufferable even outside of here, damn
He's insufferable to play games with because he plays the most hardline meta build he can while also going "no it's not that op" while also demanding everyone else make concessions for him, he's done it in TTRPGs and Video Games I've played with him
I like, know Eternal
vagrant fox
the guy spends most of his time arguing on reddit
Jumpscare when I went to the Iron Hands subreddit and saw his name
sacred ginkgo
Oh yeah you're definitely the basic greatsword human armor fighter guy
You say that but if you put two seconds of thought into greatsword fighter, suddenly its a kickass unique character
queen laurel
I like, know Eternal
it's a genuine shame because i've had enjoyable talks with him
languid meadow
WHO ARE YOU
summer mural
queen laurel
Especially Lancer and stuff
storm jungle
eldar from the new animated series
jade holly
You say that but if you put two seconds of thought into greatsword fighter, sudd...
Mfw Guts from Berserk
summer mural
ITS MANFREDD
hollow lantern
You say that but if you put two seconds of thought into greatsword fighter, sudd...
Greatsword fighter has some of the highest average dpr in dnd 2024 iirc
languid meadow
eldar from the new animated series
Awww lmfao
queen laurel
You say that but if you put two seconds of thought into greatsword fighter, sudd...
I didn't say it was bad
vagrant fox
Eternal was fine as long as he wasn't irked by something irrelevant, there have been worse people here
languid meadow
Hey he does look like mannfred
hollow lantern
Especially Lancer and stuff
Lucky you
jade holly
eldar from the new animated series
It’s clearly Nosferatu smh
sacred ginkgo
Greatsword fighter has some of the highest average dpr in dnd 2024 iirc
Yeah I'm playing battle master pike great weapon master great weapon fighter piercer rn
queen laurel
i'm literally a basic strong armor equals big weapon equals fun type of guy
hollow lantern
Eternal isn't that awful until you spend extended time with them
hollow lantern
But I will say actually doing things with eternal sucks
jade holly
i'm literally a basic strong armor equals big weapon equals fun type of guy
Is it possible btw to do an army of mainly Lootas, Flash Gitz and Tankbustas?
storm jungle
It’s clearly Nosferatu smh
its clearly me cracking your skull
outer wave
Eternal isn't that awful until you spend extended time with them
Yeah, from what Bulgur had said about him, seemed okay until you got into an argument with him, in which case he gets pretty anal
queen laurel
Is it possible btw to do an army of mainly Lootas, Flash Gitz and Tankbustas?
well armored orks are plenty so
jade holly
its clearly me cracking your skull
Too dense
queen laurel
yeah
hollow lantern
Yeah, from what Bulgur had said about him, seemed okay until you got into an arg...
Uhh, yeah, that's realistic.
storm jungle
Eternal isn't that awful until you spend extended time with them
His argumentative thing is what got him banned at the end lol
sacred ginkgo
Yeah, from what Bulgur had said about him, seemed okay until you got into an arg...
If only he ever actually got anal, then maybe he'd lighten up
hollow lantern
The issue is that he loves to argue about things.
storm jungle
he legit just cannot shut the fuck up
storm jungle
The issue is that he loves to argue about things.
YEP
queen laurel
But I will say actually doing things with eternal sucks
Dude he still made the molehill out of an argument with me to just argue like literally this
I was saying on how I want storm cast instead of space marines to save me
storm jungle
Like every time
Who cares - he says
keeps arguing
outer wave
If only he ever actually got anal, then maybe he'd lighten up
Maybe that would've lightened his spirits!
queen laurel
you know because they aren't mind controlled war machines
And then he goes
Well you would be dead anyway
vagrant fox
I'd rather die than be saved by stormcast
hollow lantern
And then he argues this point for 4 hours
summer mural
what does he actually say about getting banned from here though
queen laurel
that's not the point of the argument dumbass
summer mural
like does he know why he got booted
vagrant fox
idk
hollow lantern
what does he actually say about getting banned from here though
I never asked because I try not to speak to him
summer mural
LOL
vagrant fox
Argued about the Minecraft movie for about 4 hours
queen laurel
i'm choosing to be saved by actually reliable people that won't turn me into paste
queen laurel
Argued about the Minecraft movie for about 4 hours
Oh yeah that's the one that got him banned
hollow lantern
It's such an eternal thing to do tbh
sacred ginkgo
Maybe that would've lightened his spirits!
Oh yeah I watched a 1 hr line 6 run
All I'm gonna say is this shit is FUCKED, eat the rich or die, and I do NOT have the teams for this
vagrant fox
Kaggen did the imperialism defending
sacred ginkgo
HOW IS YINGLONG A WAW-05
outer wave
Oh yeah I watched a 1 hr line 6 run
All I'm gonna say is this shit is FUCKED, ea...
Hahah yeah I dont even have anything for that shit, Im not bothering
hollow lantern
Im so pissed barotrauma died cause someone invited him
queen laurel
Kaggen did the imperialism defending
Kaggen glazes and sucks eternals dick like he's getting paid premium dollar for it
jade holly
Mmmm Calzone 
languid meadow
also this is prob the coolest shot of a chaos god in 40k (AoS has some better ones)
vagrant fox
Kaggen glazes and sucks eternals dick like he's getting paid premium dollar for ...
it was funny tbf
queen laurel
That guy is an idiot
vagrant fox
Kaggen also defended Musk like his life depended on it so
jade holly
Im so pissed barotrauma died cause someone invited him
What’s Barotrauma?
vagrant fox
he just gobbles that kind
summer mural
game
hollow lantern
What’s Barotrauma?
Sci fi submarine indie game type thing
vagrant fox
Barotrauma is an evil game
sharp pollen
also this is prob the coolest shot of a chaos god in 40k (AoS has some better on...
coolest shot (literally violet uncomprehandable mass of shit)
vagrant fox
languid meadow
yea
storm jungle
Kaggen also defended Musk like his life depended on it so
Lmao the teslas too
queen laurel
https://klipy.com/gifs/barotrauma-divers-dancing
Suddenly a big ass monster claps the submarine
outer wave
Kaggen also defended Musk like his life depended on it so
Im not sure how you defend Musk at this point of time, maybe way back before the Malaysia incident, but you gotta be a shill at this point to do so
summer mural
vagrant fox
I cannot play Barotrauma with my friends because one guy decides to get infested another chucks explosives and then I try to make the reactor blow up
queen laurel
And now everything is destroyed
hollow lantern
I wish my problems were that simple
languid meadow
one of the ladz
queen laurel
one of the ladz
Gork!
outer wave
HOW IS YINGLONG A WAW-05
I love it when the EGO clash wins and you still take 1000 damage because you didnt hit the inverse scale thing
languid meadow
I forget which one is orange
summer mural
how many tidbits are in that trailer
languid meadow
I assume gork because of bulgur
queen laurel
I forget which one is orange
Gork
sacred ginkgo
I love it when the EGO clash wins and you still take 1000 damage because you did...
Yeah I've seen the recommendation of just throw it the middle finger
queen laurel
I assume gork because of bulgur
languid meadow
yea sweet
sacred ginkgo
Cause you can drop 6 s3 counters into the part
sharp pollen
one of the ladz
guys... hear me out...
outer wave
Yeah I've seen the recommendation of just throw it the middle finger
Yeah, been seeing alot of Middle teams against Yinglong. Especially considering how strong Middle Outis is, yeah its relatively easier
sacred ginkgo
Also helps to fucking gank the Heishou cause they're weak to blunt on average
storm jungle
X
vagrant fox
is that the mcfucking heart of lorkhan?
vagrant fox
https://x.com/i/status/2061161919675822472
Those 4 seconds of Eldar were so good
outer wave
https://x.com/i/status/2061161919675822472
They couldve made the trailer longer to give more factions some screentime methinks
vagrant fox
looks like the dragonborn to me
perish, get boiled, get flensed, etc
storm jungle
Those 4 seconds of Eldar were so good
summer mural
They couldve made the trailer longer to give more factions some screentime methi...
should have cut some sm footage
sharp pollen
https://x.com/i/status/2061161919675822472
IMPERIUUUUMM 💪 💪 💪 💪
outer wave
should have cut some sm footage
They're never gonna cut that down, best to just extend it and see what you can get away with
hollow lantern
Does imperium mean anything that isn't SM or Guard?
hollow lantern
Like ambient people on ships or whatever
summer mural
assassins
sharp pollen
Does imperium mean anything that isn't SM or Guard?
BRO does NOT read novells
hollow lantern
Tavi look at the context of the question
languid meadow
pretty sure "imperium" is def the ambient ship shots and pilgrims
sharp pollen
you dont even read novels
i finished like 10 and then stopped
summer mural
whats a ship shot
hollow lantern
Regrettably I've read more 40k than you
Idk if the time spent was worth it at all
summer mural
who me? i dont read 40k, i dont like the setting
hollow lantern
Nah Tavi
sharp pollen
Idk if the time spent was worth it at all
well if you read about SM and HH that of course time was useless
eks dee
queen laurel
who me? i dont read 40k, i dont like the setting
then why the ever loving fuck are you in a warhammer server and commonly appear in Lore chat
languid meadow
the lighting makes him white as fuckkkkkkkkk
summer mural
then why the ever loving fuck are you in a warhammer server and commonly appear ...
oh i play dt , i like the game, then i take a break and come here to post nonsense
hollow lantern
You can like DT and not like 40k
sharp pollen
the lighting makes him white as fuckkkkkkkkk
white male
hollow lantern
I liked DT and vehemently hated 40k for awhile there
queen laurel
oh i play dt , i like the game, then i take a break and come here to post nonsen...
eh fair that's definitely you
summer mural
😇
also i like a lot of 40k games, theyve had good stuff, and its gotten better
so ik a bit
and I actually have read fantasy, which i prefer
except for that last bit
flat nimbus
I like knowing the lore so I can annoy fanboys
storm jungle
You can like DT and not like 40k
Wrong
storm jungle
I liked DT and vehemently hated 40k for awhile there
Banned btw
hollow zodiac
I feel like compared to vermentide, you get a lot less out of DT if you don't like the setting
summer mural
i liked vermintide, but dt i really enjoy tbh
the gameplay loop, the graphics and the gothic scale of it works for me
also the music
hollow zodiac
The music good
flat nimbus
DT doesn’t let me run ahead with a character who will explicitly talk shit about everyone else being slow
summer mural
vermintide is a little cute by comparison, its still a greaet game though
like most of the time, i just find the skaven likeable
dt on the other hand raises my heartrate sometimes
hollow zodiac
Skaven freak me out lol
summer mural
nah skaven probably my fav race across all 3 settings
summer mural
snikch being a master at ratfu is just the funniest shit
languid meadow
I feel like compared to vermentide, you get a lot less out of DT if you don't li...
I MIGHT be flayed for this but this is because WHF is just hella generic fantasy for the most part
at least what VT shows
vagrant fox
perish
summer mural
it is
vagrant fox
never talk again
summer mural
its like one of the most fundamental "generic" fantasy settings
but its got that scale
and the faction diversity
also you got cool characters here and there with interesting premises
its not like 40k's over the top scifi thing that it can do, but still interesting enough
languid meadow
also because VT doesn't like
hollow zodiac
It's over the top in it's own ways
languid meadow
lore bomb the fuck out of you every dialogue chance
hollow zodiac
I'm a big fantasy person in regards to genre so that Heavy Metal over the top vibe of WHF does a lot for me
languid meadow
while darktide is always has some exposition lines (although these are mostly from the early times of DT)
flat nimbus
lore bomb the fuck out of you every dialogue chance
POGGERS BRIDGE?!
summer mural
i like aos too, but ik less about than i do about 40k so
hollow zodiac
Everything I hear about AOS is SICK
hollow zodiac
I need to watch those videos dilara linked me
queen laurel
I *MIGHT* be flayed for this but this is because WHF is just hella generic fanta...
it might be so generic it might be literally the pioneer of green aggressive evil orcs
summer mural
one thing I find personally true so far, aos models go HARDD
languid meadow
AoS is really cool I only have some gripes with it
queen laurel
look i love warhammer fantasy but the orcs there are like the most stereotypical orc you can find
they are carried a good chunk by their characters
hollow zodiac
Oh yeah that's another thing, WHF has been around for so long that people have been scraping off it's top since the '80s
languid meadow
it might be so generic it might be literally the pioneer of green aggressive evi...
probably green orcs AND funny orcs but agressive as fuck orcs are def Tolkien
queen laurel
probably green orcs *AND* funny orcs but agressive as fuck orcs are def Tolkien
That I will agree on
summer mural
im also glad its over, i didnt like the ending and everything about it, but that setting had to go down, it was fully saturated
queen laurel
im also glad its over, i didnt like the ending and everything about it, but that...
It was a corpse being puppeteered by strings
summer mural
indeed
queen laurel
It was in a horrible ass state
But they could have definitely got a better way of putting down the setting I will say that
summer mural
plus old world is around now, so you can just get updated versions of like tomb kings
thorny girder
Thoughts on the emperors appearance in the latest cinematic?
magic niche
Oh nvm
vagrant fox
Very cool
summer mural
i think they got banned
magic niche
another mod showed up
languid meadow
dude is white as fuckkkkk
summer mural
Thoughts on the emperors appearance in the latest cinematic?
sick trailer
vagrant fox
I really like the eye moving and the alternating appearances
languid meadow
did anyone get screenshots of it....
thorny girder
Seeing him like that actually made my stomach twitch
languid meadow
I wanted to see the flames
hollow zodiac
Thoughts on the emperors appearance in the latest cinematic?
freaky lookin, I like em
thorny girder
did anyone get screenshots of it....
I do
summer mural
also we got animated valdor, malcador and the emprah, all thats left is to get sly marbo in a trailer
queen laurel
Seeing him like that actually made my stomach twitch
He's been like that for a long time now
thorny girder
He's been like that for a long time now
I know but we didn’t have anything as detailed like that before
queen laurel
a dying corpse of a once radiant man
thorny girder
Also, it’s his first official appearance like that in over 40 years I think
queen laurel
I know but we didn’t have anything as detailed like that before
oh definitely it's gross
jade holly
Even the once overwhelmingly illuminating light of his guidance shown on a book has faded to a mere match
queen laurel
my guy looks like he has been sitting on the gaming chair for 5 billion years
hollow zodiac
my guy looks like he has been sitting on the gaming chair for 5 billion years
a fate worse than death, eternal solo queue
jade holly
summer mural
people have been finding all kinds of stuff in the trailer, theres apparently a ton of cool stuff packed into it
hollow zodiac
Yeah that's like, the big analogy people use for it
thorny girder
I didn’t realize the Astronomicon was a literal fucking lighthouse
It’s been stated to be a literal light house multiple times lol
languid meadow
last we saw of him (non chaired) was 2 years ago so that's cool we saw it again
I can't think of what his newest chaired appearance was
summer mural
its literally a lighthouse for space, it serves the exact same purpose
thorny girder
last we saw of him (non chaired) was 2 years ago so that's cool we saw it again
I want an animated trailer of him so bad
languid meadow
if we would it would be a horus heresy trailer
hollow zodiac
I do kinda wish that they body double theory had more weight only because that first edition art of the headless corpse is so fucking cool
thorny girder
Just like we had for valdor and malkador
languid meadow
prob something for the siege of terra
thorny girder
prob something for the siege of terra
Or great crusade
languid meadow
well I mean I think we'll only really see him in two things
either
A: an animated short about Ra or another stodes
B: a horus heresy edition trailer
thorny girder
I don’t care where we see him I just want to see my big golden dude
summer mural
i just want to see sanguinius's death like its described in the books, when horus mashes him to a pulpy mess with his mace in video format
complete with slow motion hits
and massive gore
jade holly
I don’t care where we see him I just want to see my big golden dude
He was there for a few flashes
spare osprey
I know but we didn’t have anything as detailed like that before
Honestly ain't that bad.
Fallout 4 Ghoul-lookin' ass.
Still love it.
jade holly
It was showcasing how he’s mentally and spiritually fractured
summer mural
its also literal
summer mural
guilliman met the emprah and said hes constantly changing form on the throne
thorny girder
guilliman met the emprah and said hes constantly changing form on the throne
Poor guy
storm jungle
why would anyone feel bad for the Emperor lol
flat nimbus
absolutely un-hot take: who cares about the emperor
vagrant fox
Nah he deserves it for being a wasted character in the Horus Heresy
If he was simply written better this wouldn't have happened
summer mural
lol
hollow zodiac
There's a reason why my first plastic dudes are CSM
spare osprey
why would anyone feel bad for the Emperor lol
Well some of us LIKE the Imperial Kool-aid sometimes, Dilara.
flat nimbus
the single most interesting aspect of him is ‘lol, lmao, you get to sit and watch your entire project go to shit and know it’s all your fault you massive fuck up’
spare osprey
As a treat.
hollow zodiac
Bro lived to see the entirety of human history get fucking wrecked by fascism and he said "nah, I'd win"
I can't imagine a more fitting fate
flat nimbus
Bro lived to see the entirety of human history get fucking wrecked by fascism an...
“Clearly those men weren’t great enough”
languid meadow
holy shit
summer mural
i like malcador though
languid meadow
hollow zodiac
I don't see it
summer mural
even though malcador is pretty fucked up, hes always doing interesting shit
languid meadow
my brain is rotted it's his eyes
spare osprey
Ya' lost me.
hollow zodiac
I wanna read a book starring malcador, he sounds rad
summer mural
like that time he toured his new bestie through an admech facility then at the end told him "hey man, youve been my bestie for a while, they just cut you up and reincarnate you each time"
storm jungle
Well *some* of us LIKE the Imperial Kool-aid sometimes, Dilara.
I mean if you wanna die in a muddy trench be my guest
summer mural
"teeeheee"
spare osprey
I mean if you wanna die in a muddy trench be my guest
It's a sometimes desire.
hollow zodiac
ngl, for a half second I thought dude had bangs
summer mural
also the flag name reminds me
storm jungle
It's a *sometimes* desire.
hollow zodiac
I was going to tear him a new one cause holy shit
hollow lantern
I mean if you wanna die in a muddy trench be my guest
Do I get to have a homoerotic bromance with a member of my squad before I die in the muddy trench
summer mural
does rick flag count as an actual superhero
vagrant fox
I mean if you wanna die in a muddy trench be my guest
Nah I'd be different, I'd be an inquisitor or something
storm jungle
Do I get to have a homoerotic bromance with a member of my squad before I die in...
uh no
vagrant fox
trust
hollow lantern
Fuck
storm jungle
Nah I'd be different, I'd be an inquisitor or something
^ he'll get used as sandbangs
sharp pollen
id be Calgar
summer mural
in a trench?
spare osprey
does rick flag count as an actual superhero
Not really a Super, no.
flat nimbus
^ he'll get used as sandbangs
MORE BLAST WADDING REQUIRED ON DECK 12
flat nimbus
like does he have any kind of presence in stories
plenty, he’s a big part of the original Suicide Squad run
near wasp
I'd probably start killing people in an attempted to become a daemon prince. If I'm in 40k I'm probably screwed anyways. Might as well gain power myself
hollow zodiac
That's assuming you know what chaos is in the first place
summer mural
id be super chaotic lol, theres no way im converting to the bastion of zealous faith to keep out the naked ambitions of darkness
hollow zodiac
which puts you in danger cause it's a cognito hazard
summer mural
GIMME THAT COCAINE
near wasp
All you have to do to know chaos exists is fucking look up
flat nimbus
just be like Loose Cannon: “uh, yeah, for the emperor! now, where’s my cut”
hollow lantern
If they put me in 40k I'd be servitorized after having seditious thoughts
vagrant fox
id be super chaotic lol, theres no way im converting to the bastion of zealous f...
This is how you end up being in a chaos ritual where you suffer unimaginably
summer mural
whats the catch for imperial knight pilots, do they get super messed up because they have to mentally link with the mech
near wasp
This is how you end up being in a chaos ritual where you suffer unimaginably
What's the difference when it's hell living anyways
hollow lantern
The knight chair holds the psyche of every pilot it's ever had iirc
near wasp
Selling your soul to daemons is not that bad when all 40k sucks
summer mural
also you can just live a horrible existence as some kind of peasant farming waste somewhere
flat nimbus
I would simply not be born into 40k 
summer mural
also before I played sm 2 i didnt know the imperial had dedicated BURIAL worlds, like fucking why, a planet has to be useful for something else
vagrant fox
What's the difference when it's hell living anyways
I don't want to get folded 7 times and have every disease and feel it all entirely to be turned into a nurglephone
I'm dying of a heart attack chained to my workstation ok
flat nimbus
also before I played sm 2 i didnt know the imperial had dedicated *BURIAL* world...
yeah but once you’ve strip mined all that out of it…
summer mural
that too its not like they dump the corpses in a heap somewhere, they have gated cemeteries and maintained mausoleums all over the planet
hollow zodiac
Selling your soul to daemons is not that bad when all 40k sucks
eeeeehhhh agree to disagree
summer mural
as if imperial citizens on their free time are gonna take a pleasant walk there
hollow zodiac
there are many fates worse than death and I think letting a demon personally diddle your soul is one of them
near wasp
There's a small chance I might ascend and become immortal
flat nimbus
…and that’s better?
winged jacinth
https://tenor.com/view/steve-harvey-drinking-steve-harvey-head2seoker-drinking-p...
While im sure these pictures are AI i also believe this accurately represents steve harvey off the henney
near wasp
Better than being some pawn being worked to death
summer mural
I mean you really can only go wrong in 40k, doing any chaotic activity is like permanently life scarringly painful
hollow zodiac
I think realistically I'd just suck it up, enlist in the guard and pray that it's quick
summer mural
While im sure these pictures are AI i also believe this accurately represents st...
i dunno if its ai, but im inclined to doubt it is lol
near wasp
That's also an option
flat nimbus
Better than being some pawn being worked to death
pawn unable to ever be worked to death and free of your struggle > pawn who can just up and die
hollow zodiac
Without much better options I'm yelling "For The Emperor" with my whole ass body
summer mural
most of the time your probably just gonna die sooner rather than later, in one way or another, including massive friendly fire
winged jacinth
The burial worlds are just part of the ceremoniusness of the imperium i think
The servo skull in sm2 implies that after a certain amount of time you get disinterred and disposed of lol
hollow zodiac
most of the time your probably just gonna die sooner rather than later, in one w...
That would piss me off so bad lmao
flat nimbus
The burial worlds are just part of the ceremoniusness of the imperium i think
Th...
leasing my grave plot
hollow zodiac
40k is lucky ghosts aren't really a thing otherwise hauntings would be hella
summer mural
like if you have all your limbs and you walk into a room with 2 techpriests , they have a very high chance of just grabbing you and stripping you for parts
winged jacinth
i dunno if its ai, but im inclined to doubt it is lol
Why do you doubt it is every label on every bottle is fucked up its probably not even current gen lol
summer mural
Why do you doubt it is every label on every bottle is fucked up its probably not...
because its steve harvey
hes capable of it
storm jungle
40k is lucky ghosts aren't really a thing otherwise hauntings would be hella
They're real
hollow zodiac
like if you have all your limbs and you walk into a room with 2 techpriests , th...
"Oh hey, your leg is the same length as my servitor's. yoink"
flat nimbus
40k is lucky ghosts aren't really a thing otherwise hauntings would be hella
I got bad news for you!
storm jungle
ghosts exist in 40k
winged jacinth
leasing my grave plot <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
This is a real thing in certain mausoleums on earth too lmao
summer mural
yeah funerals are a real business
winged jacinth
Er whatever you call places that store collections of urns
summer mural
including caskets, coffins, morticians, mausoleum, the whole thing
near wasp
A crypt
hollow zodiac
I'm imagine an admech with a one of those metal tool cabinets just full of spare parts/limbs for his servitors
summer mural
Er whatever you call places that store collections of urns
The Great Library of Alexandria?
hollow zodiac
ghosts exist in 40k
Oh I can live with that
winged jacinth
Columbarium
scenic trout
hollow zodiac
If I can haunt my CO into sticking his bolter in his mouth I think I'd be ok with eternal damnation
flat nimbus
there’s a whole Dark Heresy adventure about dealing with a naughty ghost
summer mural
EMPRAH JUMPSCARE
hollow zodiac
summer mural
also wait I just saw the full image lmao
hollow zodiac
holy shit lmao
scenic trout
It fits lmao
winged jacinth
Certain famous columbariums, mostly old ones in europe, only let you lease the space for the urn for like 25 years or whatever
scenic trout
Literally cabled by copiun
winged jacinth
So they can have room for more urns lol
summer mural
how do the ephoroii even infilitrate anything
given that they are you know, custodes
summer mural
like they are bigger than space marines, do they just walk into a seedy bar with cap and sunglasses and be like " hey, im looking for work"
flat nimbus
summer mural
ork kommandos are like, covering themselves in mud and crawling through mud
flat nimbus
incognito
hollow zodiac
ork kommandos are like, covering themselves in mud and crawling through mud
Horrifying imagery tbh
winged jacinth
"im an uh... ogryn"
hollow zodiac
The idea of getting jumped by even a single ork is pantshitting
summer mural
ogryns can work as infiltrators
if the ogryn is smart enough to play the role
people will hire an ogryn
summer mural
and they have a reputation
but a massive human dude thats bigger than a space marine and clearly highly intelligent
winged jacinth
theres a good ass scene in Baneblade or Shadowsword where the guard detachment with the superheavy tank company and command leviathan get stuck in a sandstorm and then jumped by orks
summer mural
death.
winged jacinth
the way they're described coming in through the hatches is appropriately horrifying
they save the baneblade by blocking the hatch with an ork they fry by discharging a capacitor bank into
summer mural
like ork kommandos arent doing doings like the eyes of the emperor stuff
summer mural
they are soldiers, not counter intel agents
summer mural
a custodes sniped your co?
summer mural
at point blank range
it was clearly the alpha legion pretending to be orks, so you wouldnt know its alpha legion
flat nimbus
a custodes sniped your co?
nah, I’m just goofing about the old “ork kommandos keep fragging COs, and that’s definitely what’s happening” gag
winged jacinth
ironically orks are one of the few things alpha legion marines COULD disguise themselves as
they're big enough
a visual disguise
summer mural
alpha legions dont have the custodes problem actually
hollow zodiac
What's the custodes problem?
summer mural
alpha legion are like, crawling through vents and disappearing like batman the second someone turns away, in full power armor
winged jacinth
afaik alpha legion really does more string pulling than actual sneaking
hollow zodiac
I don't think I've ever heard that term before
storm jungle
afaik alpha legion really does more string pulling than actual sneaking
Depends on the warband
summer mural
alpha legion are like, crawling through vents and disappearing like batman the s...
alpha legion have like special powers beyond our comprehension
winged jacinth
custodians somehow blending in with the populace despite being gigantic
storm jungle
alpha legion have like special powers beyond our comprehension
they dont, kill this guy
hollow zodiac
afaik alpha legion really does more string pulling than actual sneaking
Yeah, they do the classic espionage of hiring spies to do a lot of the heavy lifting for them
Don't they also plant their own servitors and junk?
winged jacinth
they dont, kill this guy
technically that's all warp sorcery
summer mural
the custodes being spies is a lot harder to pull off, like ephroii guys, they are mere custodes, not alpha legionnaires
spare osprey
alpha legion have like special powers beyond our comprehension
It's very much within our comprehension.
They're annoying and pretentious.
winged jacinth
special power ✅
incomprehensible ✅
summer mural
wait till you learn why the emperor on the throne keeps changing form 
||its the alpha legion||
winged jacinth
i wonder if they're actually going to move forward on ascension before the 50 year anniversary
storm jungle
||its the alpha legion||
joke from 2012
summer mural
joke from 2012
2012 was a better time
storm jungle
2012 was a better time
it wasnt lol
winged jacinth
they'll probably save it for the bicentennial at minimum
summer mural
except for that movie with the namesake
sacred ginkgo
https://tenor.com/view/fire-elmo-whahahah-gif-17878947247523768071
This gif now only reminds me of that one guy who kept getting saying that Undivided were the true centrist winners of the setting
summer mural
lmao
hollow zodiac
2012 means I'd be in HS, so ick
summer mural
2012 had better pizza
winged jacinth
they changed enough stuff with the millenium turn and great rift they probably wont feel the need to shake up the setting for a good while
opaque coyote
hollow zodiac
You need to find new pizza places
sacred ginkgo
2012 would mean I was pre sapient (anywhere before like 16)
hollow zodiac
That's a bummer
winged jacinth
(he is dying of an endocrine disorder)
hollow zodiac
I hate the traffic where I live, but I'm glad I live near a bunch of good food
summer mural
i think i havent had good pizza in so long im not interested in it anymore
summer mural
nope
outer wave
(he is dying of an endocrine disorder)
Brain tumor
hollow zodiac
My partner is and is the exact same way about pizza lol
hollow zodiac
they're ultra snooty about pizza
summer mural
yeah
winged jacinth
NY just wanks their pizza
hollow zodiac
That's what I'm saying, they're really picky about where they get their pizza
winged jacinth
its just another regional variant
spare osprey
they're *ultra* snooty about pizza
Then they just serve you a dish of garfunkle.
hollow zodiac
I wanna try it for myself
I had it once when I was like 8 but idr that shit
I did get to try chicago pizza
It was ight
winged jacinth
honestly because of the rep NYC probably supports MORE shitty pizza joints than anywhere else in the world
hollow zodiac
Honestly yeah
summer mural
yeah thats probably true
hollow zodiac
I'm sure the good ones are really good but you also get literal slop
with cheese on top
summer mural
having an overblown reputation gets people to open business of worse quality to capitalize on the brand
hollow zodiac
gotta prey on those tourists
winged jacinth
new yorkers saying theres something special about the water that makes their pizza extra good like its not just regular ass treated reservoir water
hollow zodiac
I've never heard that
winged jacinth
we've invented the mass spectrometer we know everything thats in the water
its a weird bit of lore not all new yorkers subscribe to
i know some "authentic" places make a big deal of shipping water out
its literally just particularly low mineral content because its rainwater
like about 30-40% of all water supplies in the country
im looking at their water supply report
BRO TAKE ANOTHER SAMPLE
lament shoal
Is there any lore reason as to why the kasrkin don’t always have the brown camo pattern on their armor?
arctic talon
Is there any lore reason as to why the kasrkin don’t always have the brown camo ...
Different war zones and regiments
flat nimbus
yeah yeah, you’re still gonna get beaten by the deadbeat dad kangaroo, Yujiro
arctic talon
Cadian regiments shockingly are Not all green and tan
storm jungle
Yea tho in reality its just inconsistency