40k-lore-chat

[flat nimbus]

Yeah, the fact that it was the plan the whole time to wipe them out then kinda explains how it happened that way

[opaque coyote]

Kinda wish we got a short explanation that it was some type of special Argall worshipping holiday or something

[flat nimbus]

Vegeta, Nappa and Raditz escaped entirely because they were away and just… refused to come back

[opaque coyote]

and that's why most of the viltrumites were there

since logically more should've survived due to being out in space

[flat nimbus]

should’ve just made it a psychic virus that spreads through their brain talk

[opaque coyote]

or even the simple excuse that more were called back to help

before they realized the full scale

of how fucking deadly the virus was

cause due to the viltrumites buying their own bs

it took them a while to understand how fucked they were

so it would make sense if they thought they could beat the virus, but they needed all the help they could get

so they called every viltrumite to come back and help

that type of shit

but this is me nitpicking obviously

[opaque coyote]

Also, in general, I do wish we got more details of the viltrumite empire before the fall

But then again, those glimpses are what make it interesting

and I'm also a prick that loves pointless details

[rancid cove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1481979240126615685/1487767056202862804/rapidsave.com_bszo652hma8c1.gif

[opaque coyote]

I will die if I can't understand what scrumblus crimbo did

[flat nimbus]

tbf, that’s clearly something Kirkman’s interested in doing with the show compared to comic, too

[sharp pollen]

THERE IS NO FLAVOR...

NO FLAVAH

[languid meadow]

Sexo

[storm jungle]

literal organ smuggler

time to get you committed....

🏥

[vagrant fox]

Dilara hates, despises even, independent entrepreneurs

[storm jungle]

always

[surreal nest]

people dont appreciate their organs enough at least he does

[storm jungle]

that money should be going TO ME

[magic niche]

Shrimple, you use the window

[queen laurel]

we don't have a crane

[magic niche]

We have gravity

[queen laurel]

And I'm taking the damage pay out of your payments

[magic niche]

😔

Now we look like we're hallucinating 😭

[rancid cove]

What the guardsman regiment be having to deal while the Dark Angels company sent to help them went to investigate some random fallen sighting (it was a dude with a hood)

[celest cedar]

https://youtu.be/c0TA7A5uLak

[magic niche]

Darktide rejects if they were in sm2

[jade holly]

Yeah idk why I deleted it lol

[urban spire]

sometimes the anxiety just hits and you have to scurry away from your own post

[flat nimbus]

I will never scurry away from my posting

[magic niche]

True and fair

[flat nimbus]

Rejects in Darktide: a bunch of expendable idiots who get by with luck and teamwork
the crossover Reject in Rogue Trader: KILL! MAIM! DESTROY!

[celest cedar]

https://bsky.app/profile/swilua.bsky.social/post/3mmxhyotquc2o

🌈Dr. Frizzle (@swilua.bsky.social)

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[unique bronze]

saw something similar lmao

[magic niche]

grrrrr type face

[storm jungle]

neo-nazi gathering

😭

[rancid cove]

youre gonna be made into paste just for a slightly pointed ear

[storm jungle]

Pointed ear?

Bro they are gonna kill you for BEING TALL

[rose thorn]

what was the big non legion chaos warbands again?

i feel like there was alot of htem

there was Red corsairs

and uh

https://tenor.com/view/biden-debate-president-presidential-debate-wtf-gif-4127151492472228747

[storm jungle]

theres just Red Corsairs

[lament shoal]

There’s The Purge

[rose thorn]

no no they had liek rules in previiosu ediiton

yeah the purge was one of them

[lament shoal]

They follow Nurgle but they aren’t part of the death guard

[rose thorn]

i remmeber the old red corsairs rules gave you a free command point

[daring creek]

There've ever been moments where commisars witnessed Astartes retreating?

[storm jungle]

not really no

[daring creek]

Aw what

[rose thorn]

i mean what are htey gonna do lol

[daring creek]

bruh

[lament shoal]

That dumbass doesn’t know its just jerma lol

[daring creek]

Go to therapy?

[rose thorn]

they.. htey sitll retreat

armageddon is different because its like a super importnat planet so retreating is basically damming the imperium

[storm jungle]

hes literally just a white guy

that poster is completely correct

[daring creek]

Idk I think it'd be a little world shattering for a commissar to see the Imperiums greatest warriors falter.

Since ya know their job is to wack ppl running off

[storm jungle]

I mean who gives a shit

what is he gonna do kill himself?

lmao

[daring creek]

Probably yes

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-stare-gif-25080910

[rose thorn]

commissars know about strategy and shit, they know space mairnes are allowed ot basically do what ever htey want lol

[celest cedar]

literally

[daring creek]

Not enough black people here.

[vagrant fox]

Warframes Oraxia is kinda...

I could fix her

[celest cedar]

she bad

[magic niche]

I was slow af on that

[near wasp]

I'd let her break me

[vagrant fox]

she makes you erupt into tiny spiders

[celest cedar]

thats a kink

[near wasp]

Worth it

[rose thorn]

Bugs!!!!

[solid horizon]

are spess murins radiation proof ?

[rancid cove]

they are resistant to radiation but not immune

[sacred ginkgo]

They've got funny skin that makes them really resistant to solar/cosmic radiation but nobody is immune to concentrated radiation

[rancid cove]

there is a certain point where it can fuck them up

[sacred ginkgo]

If you point a radiation gun at them or stick them in a reactor they will probably get cancer and die like the rest of us idiots

[flat nimbus]

plus there’s probably some way you could Warp-ify radiation

[sacred ginkgo]

It'll just take longer

[solid horizon]

I guess they are will equipped against strong pollution as well

[sacred ginkgo]

They have sealed armor

[rancid cove]

their armor is sealed, has oxygen yatta yatta

so as long as they have their armor on its gucci

moment helmet goes off its on a time limit

[sacred ginkgo]

Just punch a few holes in it

[flat nimbus]

unless they’re named, of course

[rancid cove]

off brand astral claws

[arctic talon]

Resistant, we’ve seen the effects of rad weapons on marines and it cooks them alive

[solid horizon]

good

[rancid cove]

I think custodes might just be immune to it or at least their armor are more durable to it cause uh
golden throne emmits a ton of radiation

[solid horizon]

bro im not gonna fight custodes 💀

[magic niche]

Why not?

[solid horizon]

because uhhh

[sacred ginkgo]

Just drop a grenade in the back of their collar

[solid horizon]

it is not part of my homebrew's plans to attack terra

[magic niche]

Good reason

I know you'd destroy one

[solid horizon]

im sure even a morbillion daemon engines isnt enough to even get even close to it

[sacred ginkgo]

Do this to some poor bastard

They are never reaching it in time

[solid horizon]

and my cult/warband doesnt really have advanced war spaceships

to be fair I am pretty sure in lore custodes are not tough enough to surive defiler claws or other type of daemonic hydraulics

[magic niche]

Custodes for me kinda go beyond the realm of believability

[sacred ginkgo]

And the space magic or marines doing literally anything doesn't?

[magic niche]

Maybe I've just been surrounded by too many custodes glazers

[magic niche]

They're somewhat believable ig

within the sci-fi setting

[solid horizon]

you mightve gotten a brief powerscaling of their idea through their tabletop skills, which are completely over the top and non accurate

[magic niche]

I've been told they could solo armies

which depends a lot on the army ig but

[solid horizon]

they are overly resistant and have completely insane armor save

[magic niche]

I mean in lore

[solid horizon]

shit's absolutely nuts

oh

well

[rose thorn]

Custodies? No lol

[solid horizon]

probably

but then they are not likely to do that

[arctic talon]

Custodes can die

[magic niche]

but yeah, I've heard insane things about them in game too

[arctic talon]

They’re just extremely hard to kill lol

[magic niche]

Doesn't Henry Caville play custodes?

[vagrant fox]

he hasn't done anything yet

[rose thorn]

You need power tools to crack open their harder shell to get to the gooey insides

[magic niche]

in tabletop

[sacred ginkgo]

Sounds like something someone without a railgun would say

[arctic talon]

Turns out a really good refractor field, really good power armor and insane amounts of genetic modification is good

[vagrant fox]

oh yes, in that case he does

[magic niche]

Scrambled custodes 🤤

[arctic talon]

Rocksaw vs custodes without refractor field

[rose thorn]

Custdoies are great defensive forces but weaknesses space maines have custodies have it 10 fold

[arctic talon]

Yeah

There’s not very many of them

At all

[arctic talon]

The railgun was blocked by the stupid chud refractor field smh

[magic niche]

Can they tank plasma/melta guns and stuff?

[flat nimbus]

needed more dakka

[sacred ginkgo]

Sounds like something someone with only 1 railgun would say

[flat nimbus]

crashes meteor into Custodes

[vagrant fox]

For better or worse 6 'stodes fought a tyranid swarm and won. That's lores

although only one survived

[arctic talon]

With a refractor field yes

Without probably not well

lol

[flat nimbus]

wow, worse attrition than Rejects

[arctic talon]

It was a splinter fleet

[solid horizon]

they win because they are golden boys

[arctic talon]

We dunno how big

lol

[flat nimbus]

dustodes cooked fr

[sacred ginkgo]

I love depictions of shields being really strong gravity or magnets

[vagrant fox]

I just said swarm because it's just never said

how many

[solid horizon]

their armor is made out of notch apple

[sacred ginkgo]

way cooler than "energy field that stops the bullets cause blue"

[magic niche]

HUH

we just gonna ignore this?? 😭

[sacred ginkgo]

Yeah

[magic niche]

oh okay

[celest cedar]

the elephant doesnt exist

[flat nimbus]

I don’t see anything, and neither did you

[magic niche]

What's your guys' favourite 40k weapon?

[solid horizon]

does the refractor field deflect laser

[arctic talon]

Yes

[flat nimbus]

the gun that deletes you

[solid horizon]

eradication ray and conversion beamer

[arctic talon]

Refractor fields block everything

[magic niche]

Which one?

[arctic talon]

Including rocks

[sacred ginkgo]

No, it refracts laser

[solid horizon]

sounds like plot armor to me

[flat nimbus]

whichever is the one that just ontologically erases its target

[solid horizon]

many weapons in warhammer

necron weapons notoriously

[magic niche]

Explosive lasers?

🔥

[solid horizon]

eradication rays disintegrate stuff Mars Attacks-style

[vagrant fox]

It's very basic but I love autocannons, it's those or phosphex anything

[arctic talon]

Neutron laser or harlequins kiss

[rancid cove]

custodes are uh

theres a novel that has a custodes fight a squad of Dark Angels

[arctic talon]

Harlequins kiss shoots a wire into you, winds up through your entire body then Pulls it out

Blending up all your organs and bones

[rancid cove]

he killed all of them before the head of the first one he killed even fucking touched the ground

[magic niche]

DAMN

[arctic talon]

The neutron laser is just a las cannon on meth

[solid horizon]

eradication beams/rays/arrays my beloved

[arctic talon]

And has a blast radius

[solid horizon]

firin ma dish laser at my foes

[magic niche]

This is the kind of thing I mean where I find it hard to believe

[solid horizon]

custodes are action anime logic

[magic niche]

I get that they have strong weapons, but also those are space marines

[solid horizon]

don't go looking for what's not there

[magic niche]

I've been told this before yeah

[arctic talon]

Custodes are fast as fuck

[flat nimbus]

I do love the Harlequin’s Kiss

[arctic talon]

Also yeah they run on plotanium

[vagrant fox]

'Stodes are the pinnacle of Big Es bioengineering, the SM are pseudofodder

makes sense to me

[arctic talon]

The harlequins kiss is for freaky harlequins

With the phase through anything glove

[flat nimbus]

similarly, I love the dEldar SHURIKEN GUNS

[arctic talon]

Those are craftworld eldar

Dark eldar don’t use shuriken guns

They use splinter weapons

[flat nimbus]

well they should, edgy bastards

[arctic talon]

Which fire out tiny shards of poison

That are so painful and debilitating it basically kills you

It doesn’t kill you

[rancid cove]

look 40k is overall just a dumb over the top action shit, custodes are just the peak of this example
They are insanely fast, strong and resistent
It takes a lot to kill a custodes

[arctic talon]

But you’d wish you were dead

lol

[rancid cove]

theyre not immortal

but to kill one

its just like

[arctic talon]

Harlequins caress is the freaks option though for harlequins

[magic niche]

Yeah fair ig

[rancid cove]

a lot of effort and careful planning

[arctic talon]

You just reach through stuff and pull their heart out

lol

[solid horizon]

this weapon is so goofy I love it

[arctic talon]

Or some other thing

[flat nimbus]

Adjacent to that, I also love the explanation that the needle gun doesn’t actually just shoot syrette darts, it’s firing a laser and then a dart through the microhole

[solid horizon]

the chaos one is extra slick

[flat nimbus]

brb, home brewing a Harlequin who has picked up the hobby of stealing Geneseeds

[vagrant fox]

Man Eldar vortex weapons also nut hard

[arctic talon]

Eldar D weapons

Are hilarious

Back in 7e they had strength D.

The D stands for death

It would instantly kill anything it wounded including vehicles

[vagrant fox]

as it should be

[arctic talon]

Except for titanic stuff

[vagrant fox]

Goes hard

I'm putting these next to auto cannons

[arctic talon]

Nowadays it just does so much damage it might as well instantly kill stuff

[solid horizon]

easter egg weapon

[arctic talon]

lol

Their name is def goofy tho

D cannon

lol

[solid horizon]

doesnt D stand for distortion

[arctic talon]

Yes

But not the d in strength d

A few other things had it

Like the volcano cannon

[solid horizon]

yeah

[arctic talon]

And the taunar railgun

Also the harlequins kiss works on vehicles

Which is funny

[solid horizon]

instakill guns might sound goofy, but today some weapons are still like that

[arctic talon]

The poor crew seeing a weird ass wire

[solid horizon]

it's just not written that obviously

[arctic talon]

Enter the thing

[arctic talon]

40k is very much a setting where armor didn’t keep up with offensive power lol

[solid horizon]

like man tf am I supposed to do against that

[arctic talon]

Though it’s less lopsided

[flat nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/will-it-blend-blendtec-blender-blend-blending-gif-14856253

[arctic talon]

Then some other things

[arctic talon]

“Will these chaos mon’keigh hiding in their metal shell blend? The answer may not surprise you”

[solid horizon]

hop in the helbrute brotato

[magic niche]

Gone wrong, 1018+

idk how old eldar are

[solid horizon]

antique

[flat nimbus]

as a people? As old as Orks and Necron

[arctic talon]

Eldar age wise vary wildly

[flat nimbus]

Individually, I think they’re in the Space Marine ‘lives for unspecified centuries’ range

[arctic talon]

They’re biologically immortal

As far as we know

[vagrant fox]

Until some crystallize

[flat nimbus]

love my perfect autistic space elves

[arctic talon]

That’s due to psyker stuff Tbf

Also fun fact

[magic niche]

Oh damn

[arctic talon]

Eldar share a ton with whfb dwarves

And chaos dwarves lol

Including all the rune magic stuff

And the turning to stone thing

Though for eldar its turning into crystal

lol

[flat nimbus]

every other faction dehumanizes their entire culture to fight the eternal war, Eldar just invented Literal Dissociative Masking

[vagrant fox]

Eldrad is over 11k years old or something

The weirdo

[sacred ginkgo]

Die

[solid horizon]

yeah well you'd be surprised it's not enough to kill units that revive

[arctic talon]

Eldrad is fucking old as shit

Not as old Urien Rakarth

But he’s up there

Urien is actually fucking prehistoric

He literally shits dust

[sacred ginkgo]

Whats a Quake cannon do stats wise

[vagrant fox]

It is funny how that works out, I was thinking the deldar share a good bit with the skaven

[sacred ginkgo]

Neat

[arctic talon]

He was considered during the eldar empire period

So only he knows how damn old he is

lol

[vagrant fox]

Urien is a weirdo

[arctic talon]

Urien is prehistoric

Actual dinosaur

[sacred ginkgo]

We sold it but

[magic niche]

Could the Eldar have theoretically wiped out the Imperium when they were still developing?

[arctic talon]

No

[solid horizon]

lemme check if the titan one has same stats

[sacred ginkgo]

Or did we

Idk

[solid horizon]

the one I sent is from the baneblade variant

[arctic talon]

Could they have wiped out humanity during their development? Yes

But they weren’t interested

Nor did they want to

By the time the imperium was rising the eldar empire had already been eaten by slaanesh

[solid horizon]

uh I dont think they still have access to it

nvm im blind

[sacred ginkgo]

Yeah I was about to say

[magic niche]

I see I see

[heady rivet]

@rocky gale Total Legion Victory, NCR routed from the Mojave and Hoover overrun

[sacred ginkgo]

What is the point of a 40 foot range

[solid horizon]

its the same thing except for some reason it fires 480 inches, which is catastrophically unnecessary

[arctic talon]

It’s funny

[solid horizon]

if you're playing on a 12m long table

which is not to exclude if you're playing one of those real scale legio titanicus games

[sacred ginkgo]

Playing the biggest Armageddon game you've seen then getting your command squad turned into a smoking crater turn 1

[arctic talon]

If you’re playing titanicus with full scale titans you’re insane lol

Which

They do every year but still lol

[solid horizon]

yeah it's crazy stuff

as someone who's not into titans I cant say i'd be into that lol

I guess it can be funny because you're coming with the whole john heraldry of your army

[sacred ginkgo]

Elite can you summarize the hyper radioactive psyker skit

[solid horizon]

when are we getting a proper scale lord of battles

[sacred ginkgo]

Or at least just throw me their name

[arctic talon]

Skitarii underwent psychic awakening, was so horrifically radioactive they’d fry electronics and anyone who got too close due to uncontrolled psychic powers.

Mechanicus told him to enter a lead lined box, this worked to contain his radiation because he thought it worked.

Now the mechanicus just keeps him in the box until they need to deploy him

lol

[solid horizon]

mechanicus ctan shard

[sacred ginkgo]

Tyyyyyy

[rose thorn]

is this like the uh,,, dunecrawler or is this a new thing lol

[arctic talon]

It’s from psychic awakening

[rancid cove]

over a space marine 2 mission is insane

[arctic talon]

Here’s the short story

[sacred ginkgo]

What

[arctic talon]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/s2ejIx5n/psychic-awakening-the-cleansing-light/

[rose thorn]

oh the nothing ever happens books lol

[arctic talon]

Nah

It was a warcom article

The skitarii is basically a walking cognitive and radiological hazard

[rose thorn]

did naything happen from any of hte psychic awakening stories and such

[solid horizon]

why'd you scribble over the fella's name

[rose thorn]

i really cant htink of naythign lol

[rose thorn]

this is fun lmao

[arctic talon]

Not really

The thousand sons psychic empire

And phoenix lord

[rose thorn]

psychic empire?

[flat nimbus]

but enough of that bollocks, where’s our Psyker Ogryn

we miss her

[rose thorn]

necromunda

[arctic talon]

Thousand sons are mass recruiting psykers to build a new empire

[rose thorn]

oh neat i never heard of that

[arctic talon]

Some of them are treated fine

Some of them are being sacrificed in rituals

Depends on the sorcerer LOL

But sotarius is full of psykers now

[rose thorn]

lmao

neat!

[flat nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/david-byrne-same-as-it-ever-was-once-in-a-lifetime-talking-heads-gif-11464942654281690639

how’s the golden throne doing these days?

(it is a joke, I do not need an update)

[solid horizon]

it's golden

[rose thorn]

its been invaded like 3 times, GSC has bene the closest to killing the emepror since like, cypher

[solid horizon]

great, we need GSC cyper now

2 goats

[rose thorn]

lmao

the unthinkable war is still epak

and going

[solid horizon]

would killing big emp ensure his powers don't work afterwards

or

[rose thorn]

no clue

[storm jungle]

Not really no he'd just ascend

[solid horizon]

would his retirement house gaming setup still work

[storm jungle]

also the entire sol system would get warp-vored

so by 40k terms not much

[rose thorn]

depends on the inquistior you ask

[solid horizon]

so all we got to do is kill big emp mr house style ?

[vagrant fox]

Nah
#keepthegalaxyshitty

[solid horizon]

true

[rose thorn]

gotta keep the galaxy yummy for teh star children

[solid horizon]

so it's just really a gourmet race is it

[daring creek]

Whats the equivalent of weed in the Imperium

[rose thorn]

on necromunda its some moss that makes yous ee the future

[solid horizon]

sometimes I forget green tube necrons and skitarii existed at the same time....

[rose thorn]

wait are the necrons we have not green tbe

tube

[daring creek]

I don't think I see the future when I'm high man 😭

[solid horizon]

they have closed tube now

tf is this dawn of war ass map layout

these guys are so silly and cute

apocalypse rulebook just be havin shit

[vagrant fox]

spook maybe something like that Necromunda drug that's sedative and euphoric

[rancid cove]

how would a group of astartes down a custodes in any way possible

[solid horizon]

melta bomb

idk

hardly anyone survives these

[solid horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/xfiles-david-duchovny-mulder-shrug-gif-5270907

if unsure, orbital strike

[rancid cove]

I did think of explosives, yes but it feels a cheap trick considering it would be a very hidden melta bomb so that the Custodes wouldn't see it coming and a trap to lead him there
Even then if his armor could resist it...

[solid horizon]

melta grenade

I was going to say something but I figured it might not be a good idea to mention it

[rancid cove]

Say it

[solid horizon]

you're gonna bash my skull, im not that idiotic

[tender pine]

So I've got a tinfoil hat theory.

[rancid cove]

Say. It.

I am curious

[solid horizon]

😖

||On tabletop, grenades are a pretty efficient way to get rid of anything quite bothering and solid that doesn't have Feel No Pain, such as custodes||

[solid horizon]

you were warned

grenades are cool

melta grenades are quite busted in dawn of war as well

I doubt a custodes would survive one even in lore

if correctly timed

[tender pine]

PIcture this: Lady Braums decides she's had enough sitting around and wants to get this done with as soon as she can so she can get her ship back. How do you do that, as a Rogue Trader? Simple. You call in backup. And because you're a rogue trader, you don't want to send your own staff into the grinder. That'd be wasteful. No. Better to get Someone else to do it.

Now, consider: We know her ancestor is being kept alive well past his expiration date. What if it isn't warp fuckery or pre-dark-age tech? What if he's using Soulstones To keep himself alive?

And what if Lady Braums decides to leverage access to their source of soulstones to hire on some...extra help to deal with this Admonition problem?

Enter the new class: Aeldari Corsair.

[solid horizon]

bro

skitarii class aint even out yet 😭

[flat nimbus]

Loose Cannon repacking their Loh-sticks like gas station pre-rolls

[storm jungle]

Numbers also armor piercing stuff

7-8 dark angels do it to a single custodes

otherwise uh sorry chief you're cooked

😭

[rancid cove]

He will go out like a G

[flat nimbus]

While I don’t think it’s gonna be Magali who brings the Eldar in, I’m personally very hot on “Grendyl’s life support involves soulstones and/or an infinity circuit”

[storm jungle]

they literally shoot rockets at him

its so fucking funny

god DA are so fucking stupid man i swear

[solid horizon]

what would you have used

[flat nimbus]

Dark Angels putting those Destiny raid boss tactics to use

[storm jungle]

dropping a safe on them duh

[solid horizon]

fair

[storm jungle]

tbh their entire mission in the Cypher book is like a Destiny raid

[solid horizon]

I was thinking of throwing barrels, donkey kong style

[storm jungle]

[rancid cove]

i mean what else could you do 😭

[storm jungle]

I meant like their entire reason for being in the book

THEY ARE INFILTRATING THE PALACE FROM A HINT THAT CYPHER MIGHT BE THERE

[flat nimbus]

“You’re standing on the wrong plate, brother!”

[storm jungle]

Mfer DO ANYTHING ELSE

[rancid cove]

do the kill team books have any lore on em

[solid horizon]

custodes ?

[rancid cove]

aint that their entire gimmick is being extremely paranoid

[storm jungle]

KT i dont think so no

[storm jungle]

yea to meme levels

lmao

[rancid cove]

wonderful

include to warband, schizophrenic and extreme paranoia

[solid horizon]

i mean you had a majority of iron warriors isn't htat right

arent they notoriously paranoid

[rancid cove]

yes but DA make it worse

[hollow lantern]

Was it uh

[solid horizon]

paranoia can be a burden

[hollow lantern]

The minotaurs who pinned one with termies and blew everyone up with plasma?

[solid horizon]

it kills morale and discipline

creates internal confilcts

[hollow lantern]

@storm jungle

[storm jungle]

also yea thats the entire series, love it

[hollow lantern]

Yk

He's from NJ so it makes sense

But it impressed me how much Mr. Gandolfini looks like he's from NJ

Like yeah

That's an Italian American right there

[languid meadow]

Real Italian not the larpers in Italy so real

[solid horizon]

it's well known fact italians are not real anyways

[hollow lantern]

Nah Italians are real

[solid horizon]

a bit of mythology I daresay

[celest cedar]

is paulie closeted

[hollow lantern]

There's an old Italian couple who owns and runs a pizza place 2 blocks from my house

[storm jungle]

Nah

Phil is tho

https://klipy.com/gifs/the-shah-1

quite literally

[solid horizon]

tell them they are as italian as I am aryan

[storm jungle]

tbh this is an entire episode in the series

so not far off lol

[celest cedar]

LMAO

I remember this

[storm jungle]

god Phil is such a piece of shit, i love him

[hollow lantern]

You're as Italian as you feel in your heart

[celest cedar]

Paulie larping as an Italian his whole life

[solid horizon]

I think that's called a heart attack but ok

[celest cedar]

goes to Italy and the larp is shattered

[hollow lantern]

I knew a guy like this lol

[crystal forum]

why would anyone want to be italian of all things too

[hollow lantern]

He really likes sopranos and romanticized Italian mob culture so he acted NJ Italian a lot but he was German Irish lol

[celest cedar]

bruh 💀

[storm jungle]

^ French

[crystal forum]

italian mobsters were the hustle bros of the 90's

[solid horizon]

it's a condition, you don't "want" to be, you are born with it
neurodivergence, capice ?

[hollow lantern]

Sorry can you explain that with more hand gestures

[storm jungle]

also thats Yuppies

[celest cedar]

thinking about Drinkwater's dead still gives me chuckles

it was Sean all the way..

😢

[storm jungle]

LMFAO fucking Matt

imagine dying drinking diet coke

[crystal forum]

im getting similar misogynistic vibes with mobsters and the andrew taint

[storm jungle]

"vibes"

literally gets whores as second wives

[solid horizon]

second is a bit of an understatement

[storm jungle]

yeah they literally got a slang/term for it lmfao

[crystal forum]

guy's a human trafficker

[storm jungle]

yeah and nothing happened to him

more at 12

[crystal forum]

yet

[storm jungle]

thanks justice system

[hollow lantern]

He got arrested in Romania right

Did what

A few months?

[solid horizon]

rich folk goes out of legal trouble

[storm jungle]

Are you fucking kidding me

[solid horizon]

uh oh

[hollow lantern]

I don't think I am

[crystal forum]

actual nonce

[celest cedar]

yes

nothing happens still

[hollow lantern]

Tbh I just couldn't remember

[celest cedar]

last I remember of him is the

[celest cedar]

incel avengers think

where he and buncha other alpha male types gather 😭

[hollow lantern]

Enlighten me as to what the incel avengers is please and thank you

[crystal forum]

yeah remember it was because greta thunberg made fun of him and tate replied to her with a pic of himself then cops tracked his location by checking the pizza boxes in the pic

another greta W

[flat nimbus]

‘Ey, watch your fuckin’ mouth about my goomah!

[hollow lantern]

Actually yeah now that you say that I do remember that's how that happened

[crystal forum]

i hope my generation gets remembered for the thunbergs our there instead of the tates

[celest cedar]

https://youtu.be/7ER1ks2FRTE its bad 💀

[flat nimbus]

I hope my generation gets forgot

[celest cedar]

so basically these losers got together to party or whatever

[solid horizon]

holy shit is that a real photo

[hollow lantern]

Who is the gremlin they allowed in there lmfao

[solid horizon]

I assume they break bed with some poppers

[celest cedar]

and they had the kanye song where kanye goes heil hitler playing in the stream

[hallow saddle]

necron warriors were still green tube up until 9th edition launch as well i think?

which is crazy

[solid horizon]

probably

[crystal forum]

half these guys will die of drug overdose in a few years so i dont bother remembering them

[solid horizon]

wasn't there

[hollow lantern]

I'm deeply amused by the one child in a suit there

[solid horizon]

left at the beginning of 7th ed and joined back at the end of 9th so theres a bit of a time leap

[crystal forum]

nick fuentes the closeted gay man who has a legion of 4channers

[flat nimbus]

it remains hilarious that looksmaxxing is just Peter Thiel astroturfing gay club culture into hetero spaces

[hollow lantern]

Is that who Nick Fuentes is

[celest cedar]

closeted gay mexican

[solid horizon]

yeah

[crystal forum]

i dont think he's actually that short but yeah that's the guy who wants all jews to die

[solid horizon]

evil gay

[celest cedar]

who was exposed to have slept with a femboy one time

[hollow lantern]

I see I see

[celest cedar]

its the hypocrisy dude..

[hollow lantern]

Congrats I think

Idk

Whatever it takes to be popular with the youth demographic yk

[crystal forum]

he's just popular with very weird people so it's alright

[hallow saddle]

how about myron gaines the black white supremacist lmaooooooo

[hollow lantern]

I do know a lot of people who like these people are uh

Socially maladjusted

[crystal forum]

the funny thing is he absolutely hates his moronic fanbase

[hollow lantern]

They're just a little after my time tbh

[solid horizon]

why are they all dressed like they're going at a funeral except the other tate brother who's dressed like it's his wedding

[celest cedar]

idk

[hollow lantern]

Aura or something

[crystal forum]

they think suits are the peak of fashion

[celest cedar]

like all the people in that screen hates women btw while denying theyre gay 💀

[hollow lantern]

How I feel when I don't shower for a day and my hair gets greasy

[crystal forum]

also clavicular clearly mogging for the camera

[solid horizon]

these guys would be absolute champions of slaneesh

[crystal forum]

guy's one bad overdose away from death

[solid horizon]

if they were in warhammer

[crystal forum]

and he still looks like an average guy

[solid horizon]

looxmaxxers

he looks like a corpse

[celest cedar]

I mean yeah

guy on the farthest right, if you look up his story. He is really just a textbook Slaanesh story 💀

[crystal forum]

he smokes meth to lose weight

[solid horizon]

woa woah what ?

[hollow lantern]

I'll concede he looks better than he used to but I don't think hammermaxxing helped him

[crystal forum]

yeah thats what im talking about by overdose

[celest cedar]

Jay isnt lying

he actually does that

and urges his fanbase to do the same

[crystal forum]

he literally nearly died recently from meth overdose

[hollow lantern]

He's a crazy person

He's been around for what

A decade+ now?

[celest cedar]

half a decade i think

[solid horizon]

you could have said 5 years

[hallow saddle]

still think the hammer thing is total bullshit

[crystal forum]

i hope that bigass forehead becomes a receding hairline

[hollow lantern]

I don't think

[crystal forum]

but who am i kidding. this guy will kill himself the day he sees a gray hair

[hollow lantern]

Yeah lol

Idk

[solid horizon]

too bad

[hollow lantern]

Go crazy man whatever makes you happy ig

[solid horizon]

grey hair is cool

[hollow lantern]

Do any of you know what they renamed trauma staff to btw

Voidblast?

[crystal forum]

these guys dont even realize how they're just emulating what's been a toxic womanhood problem for ages too

[sacred ginkgo]

yes

[crystal forum]

the whole obsessing over looks

[hollow lantern]

Thanks

[sacred ginkgo]

Giving the two staves that look identical identical names was a choice

[celest cedar]

because it is

bonesmashing is entirely placebo 💀

[hollow lantern]

This might be because they just aren't the names I learned the staves by but the new names feel super generic

[sacred ginkgo]

They are

The older ones were saucier

Purgatus is way better than Inferno

Fake latin makes everything better

[hollow lantern]

Purgatus is fine

The rest are worse

I'm gonna be honest I've levelled a few psykers atp

This is probably the 5th

They're the easiest class to level when yk what you're doing

[celest cedar]

Trauma staff had aura

[hallow saddle]

yer without actually peeling back the skin and muscle from your face like a cenobite ur not gonna be able to smash the bone hard enough to do anything imo

[celest cedar]

wtf is a voidblast 🗣️

[hollow lantern]

The only replacement name I'll take is ankle breaker

[solid horizon]

necron stratagem

idk

[sacred ginkgo]

"know what you're doing"
Assail

[celest cedar]

Warhammer Forty Thouson: Darktide 😭

[hollow lantern]

Love throwing rocks

[solid horizon]

Thousandson

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/thousand-sons-warhammer-40k-warhammer-thousand-sons-warhammer-40-thousand-sons-warhammer-40k-thousand-sons-gif-3911330265893084421

[winged jacinth]

i appreciate they clothed them more but it confused me why it looked like modern gymwear and not anything sisterly

[storm jungle]

I think the intention is its literally their lowest form of BDUs lol

[heady rivet]

Wringing that out into a pitcher

[storm jungle]

Catching? Not pitching?

[winged jacinth]

i kinda figured it'd be red and white at least

[heady rivet]

We're waterboarding you with it for that one

[winged jacinth]

i guess no purity seals because they're repentia

maybe a shawl

that'd probably get tangled in the eviscerator

[storm jungle]

eat it

[storm jungle]

this is my only criticism yea

[lament shoal]

Do you guys think they look better with camo on their packs or no? I can’t decide which one I wanna follow for painting my kasrkin

[storm jungle]

i wish they added some cloth/parchment onto the gymwear

[sharp pollen]

why russian army doesnt use repentia, would be cool

[storm jungle]

Too busy starving to death i think

[storm jungle]

Without imo, thats how its always been

[winged jacinth]

yeah im not saying they should be less clothed, if anything they should have more faction identifying clothes

[lament shoal]

Ty

[storm jungle]

also that book sucks cock, ignore its thumbnail too 👎

[heady rivet]

In Russia every soldier is a repentia

[sharp pollen]

not sexy but true

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-stars-chicken-drone-gif-1182185235201359796

[sharp pollen]

yah chaos forses use drones againsst our repentias

[storm jungle]

"chaos forces"

🥀

anyway to another year i guess

[sharp pollen]

chaos admech found drones

heretech

[storm jungle]

cant believe they'd do this

what gives them the right

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1462923844519067711.webp?size=96&animated=true

[sharp pollen]

trade with Tau and aeldari (Europe and USA)

[storm jungle]

So like everyone?

😭

we're cooked

[sharp pollen]

The Emperor protects. The Guard prevails.

btw yesterday ive seen a vid how 2 soldiers were doing bj and then a bomb fell down on them from a dron

truly 40k

[storm jungle]

Yeah thats years old

unless they keep doing that

[lament shoal]

Posted up

[storm jungle]

based

[heady rivet]

It is a little disturbing seeing the notable skill difference in the Hezbollah drone vids VS the ones from Ukraine and seeing that its an art to fly FPV drones into men running for their life

The Hezbollah ones are shaky and inaccurate

Meanwhile Ukraine videos got them doing fuckin post-stall maneuvers

[sharp pollen]

pilots also somehow manage to find their victims hiding in shelters in very good hiding spots

[storm jungle]

I mean at this point they know lol

its been 4 years

[heady rivet]

Hezbollah drones careen out of the sky and barely manage to hit a Merkava standing still meanwhile you got Magyar group flying FPV drones through basement windows to drop in someones lap

Genuinely astounding they are the only country in the world that didnt study drone warfare 25 hours a day and 8 days a week the last 4 years

You can post war footage of anyone from anywhere but if you post the IDF getting droned your account gets nuked

Curious!

Happened to one guy i follow on the blrrrr

He was posting a ton of stuff and was fine

One (1) IDF drone vid and his account is deleted

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/bigyahu-bigyahucalling-big-yahu-big-yahu-calling-bibi-gif-7107830166883974193

[storm jungle]

"Oh man they are getting hammered! They'll be toast in 2 weeks"

strait closed

rip bozo

[sacred ginkgo]

There is no such thing as toast in 2 weeks unless you use nukes

[sharp pollen]

apemortal

[lament shoal]

The problem with that is, knowing that would require maga conservatives to think for once in their lives

[heady rivet]

The flipside is that the only places you find Russian drone vids the comments and posters are talking 19th century phrenology about how Ukranians are the missing link

[storm jungle]

WHAT

[heady rivet]

Yeah Slavs racist who knew

[storm jungle]

I mean

💀

[opaque coyote]

"FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH, IT DISGUSTED ME."

[lament shoal]

Weren’t russian soldiers executing zip tied Ukrainian civilians or was that just fake propaganda

[daring creek]

I don't like that the White House twitter account is just rage bait now.

[storm jungle]

It was real

the wiki has a literal uncensored pic of it

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

[sharp pollen]

they execute their own

[storm jungle]

💀

[daring creek]

Gosh

[sharp pollen]

ahh classic

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/big-yahu-tel-aviv-impressed-netanyahu-israel-gif-13606388048953703900

[opaque coyote]

Why do y'all look at this shit

[daring creek]

How do you sleep at night

[opaque coyote]

[storm jungle]

Because its happening literally right next to us lol

[opaque coyote]

Fair enough

Real

[sharp pollen]

lmao go on, try it

with his system

[opaque coyote]

Too bad it's more likely that I'll get sent off of a 12 story building

Conveniently

[daring creek]

I certainly wouldn't. Atleast not without repeating my mantras I've sort of got into doing before I fall asleep. Its all mental though.

[opaque coyote]

Man Journalists in Russia are clumsy

They die a lot through accidents...

[daring creek]

Throw back to that protest in russia where they literally held up blank pieces of paper

[sharp pollen]

ragdoll shit is kinda funny

[daring creek]

That is how it is. Yep.

[storm jungle]

its so creepy too

[sharp pollen]

i saw a guy went up like 5 meters

gta physics suck

[storm jungle]

[daring creek]

Assuming you're talking video games

Either way. Yeah we do become inanimate

[opaque coyote]

Honestly, quite sad that when I die. I won't become a gmod ragdoll

Very unfortunate

[sharp pollen]

whats creepy is when they get hit by a drone, but dont get killed, and then decide to unload some ak47 into their head

[daring creek]

Oh

Did he get deleted

[storm jungle]

Uh covering tracks

i also dont want other folks to get reported lol

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I'm gonna do something else

[lament shoal]

Idk, with how the world is going there’s a chance that still might happen in the future

[rancid cove]

"all embracing civil administration" MY ASS

[lament shoal]

Good looking out

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

the black books are such fucking propaganda its crazy

[sharp pollen]

the black bible is suck fucking propaganda its crazy

[daring creek]

Is that fascist propaganda

[raven stone]

I mean, the HH black book lore bits are written as in-universe propaganda so…

[storm jungle]

My point is no one ever pays attention to that and takes them as fact

[lament shoal]

The masculine urge to drink the paint water

[daring creek]

It's lemonade

[lament shoal]

You’re so right

[heady rivet]

I know I'm late but shoutout to the Romanian drone incident

NATO member btw

[rancid cove]

d-da emperah is so kkkool.... he freed the human colonies of Jupitah.... wow he so based....

[lament shoal]

Reminder that there’s warhammer “fans” who unironically think this way

[rancid cove]

i know i once met one of them and he called me so many slurs i learned some new ones that day

[heady rivet]

Admittedly it is funny to read about the steamrollings sometimes tbh. Minor xeno existed for thousands of years and then Big E blows through their entire civilization in a month or something

Genuine skill issue

[rancid cove]

they were called minor xenos for a reason

[daring creek]

Its okay to think of them as lesser beings.

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/R5po.gif

[heady rivet]

I mean they got the Rangdan in the end

Despite

The Incident.

[opaque coyote]

@TheEmperorFR

"Listen, I never touched any minor Xenos. I just killed them."

[storm jungle]

Skill issue = Plot armor

for some reason no civilization minus the Rangdan i guess made giant empires or anything else

[rancid cove]

we know the true name of the Emperor now...
Jeffrey....

[storm jungle]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[rancid cove]

it was inevitable

[daring creek]

Not surprising.

lmao

[rancid cove]

Jesus Christ

[storm jungle]

Listen to some peak

[rancid cove]

if this is peak then i dont wanna hear coal

[daring creek]

Should I even..

nah.

[winged jacinth]

is kkkool in maoist standard english

[vagrant fox]

This is missing the part where he fucks their wives

[rancid cove]

genuinely one of my favorite pages of this shit is just this

[languid meadow]

I love their stupid chainsaw bayonets

Not even cool ones tho

[winged jacinth]

i love that the imperial seal gets labeled the same as other technical stuff

[rancid cove]

i like it because i think it looks stupidly look

is this still a thing? Is Cassia from Rogue Trader blind then?

[winged jacinth]

i believe so

her eyes are COMPLETELY red

shes a navigator though not an astropath

[rancid cove]

confused them two

[winged jacinth]

all the astropaths in your choir are also blind

[arctic talon]

Cassia isn’t an Astropath.

She is not blind as can be judged by her dialogue

[winged jacinth]

i figured she could see psychic like

but i guess navigators dont really psych besides third eye stuff

[arctic talon]

She can see stuff normally and with her third eye

So idk

[winged jacinth]

i dunno how she can see with those eyes

definitlely cant see the color red

[fallow wing]

She says she sees emotion through waves of color (recently replayed some early interactions with her)

[winged jacinth]

thats like aura viewing amber is the color of your energy shit

[fallow wing]

basically

[winged jacinth]

i think if you wrote on paper with a red crayon she shouldnt be able to see it

i guess as black

[rancid cove]

I corrected myself

chud

[arctic talon]

[rancid cove]

[tough haven]

Completely unrelated but I was gonna say “I’m surprised no one’s tried to make a soulless corpo-slop legend of Zelda movie” but realized since the protag is mute, that means they can’t shove a poorly cast popular celebrity as Link, so that removes a lot of the allure

[rose thorn]

The first thing you see her doing in the game is painting and talk about the importance of red paint-

[rancid cove]

I ALREADY CORRECTED MYSELF

[daring creek]

Did someone say fish ass

[heady rivet]

Btw she isnt an Astropath

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-eating-gif-25793804

What

What are you talking about

[arctic talon]

Cassia

I guess

[lament shoal]

Fuck outta my way!

[heady rivet]

@daring creek freak

[timid pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-gif-24903806

[vital ginkgo]

Are there any primarch level eldar?

[hollow zodiac]

Isn't that the phoenix lords?

[outer wave]

Im not too familiar with eldar lore, but that sounds about right

[opaque coyote]

So fun fact

In beta Minecraft there was a glitch that allowed you to uh

milk squids

Specifically version 1.2_01

Yeah that's it

The only reason why I'm saying shit like this is because I'm currently doing a vanilla MC hardcore playthrough

[scenic trout]

What an important piece of information

We thank you laati

[heady rivet]

I'll milk you, kiddo

[dapper gyro]

Pass it over here.

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/uXZeyhAcVMY?si=F0l2NEy3UCvQE7OS

"Like when I bukkaked peter venkmam"

💀

[urban spire]

oh so forcefem is okay when it's not you? double standard much?

[opaque coyote]

It ain't even innuendos

I did not expect hearing these type of lyrics in a mc parody song

2011 era level mc songs

10/10

[heady rivet]

Who said this is forcefem

[urban spire]

assigned sigma male at birth

[heady rivet]

This could be masculine bara

[urban spire]

do you think that's likely

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/lhKJp_s9AUI?si=EA3UDat2BE0WaBEC

Slap

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/gachimuchi-gif-20116037

[dapper gyro]

Well, we have the tech to make you milkable.

[sacred ginkgo]

(Its called estrogen)

[urban spire]

progesterone in fact

if you hit the prog too hard you can get galactorrhea

[solid horizon]

me when prog hits too hard

(I was simply listening to emerson lake and plamer)

[nocturne crest]

Do you think the imperium would use lasguns for gardening?

[urban spire]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Lascutter it's a bit overkill

landscaping though, sure

[nocturne crest]

I'm just thinking if it would be possible to make a KT based on gardeners.

Like, one holding a strimmer or garden sprayer.

[celest dome]

Necromunda could work

Have an Esher gang with Chain weapons, Tox sprayer and stuff

Or Ash Waste Nomads, build them around killing Insects that invade their gardens

[nocturne crest]

Tbh, I was thinking you could have a gardener carrying a shotgun or a bolter.

[urban spire]

shotgun's pretty gardener coded

or garden coded at any rate

[nocturne crest]

It's like how flamethrowers are technically a gardening tool in some countries.

[celest cedar]

aaah

minecraft parody was the shit back in early to mid 2010s

what the

[near wasp]

Crucify them

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-new-vegas-degenerates-degenerates-like-you-belong-on-a-cross-degenerate-gif-21451302

[tough haven]

Gotdamm varmints!

[nocturne crest]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yg69cG0yOMY&pp=ygUZcGF0cmljayBzdGV3YXJ0IGdhcmRlbmluZw%3D%3D

[vagrant fox]

The Mechanicus II OST is kind of a bop

kill whoever hates it

[rocky gale]

I wish Jurrasic Park was real so I could have a little Microceratus as a pet

Look at these little goobers

[viral halo]

locked in over the weekend and dumped like 20 hours into dragon age inquisition

what a fun game

[rocky gale]

Weird that they stopped making Dragon Age games after Inquisition

But suppose you end on peak

[viral halo]

It really is peak

"Beg that I succeed, for I have seen the throne of the gods, and it was empty."

[rigid dune]

Do a basic guardsman have any chance in winning against a "basic" ork in just a straight up fist fight?

[rancid cove]

No

Ork Boyz are very strong

[rigid dune]

What about a Tau?

I imagine fighting a ork is like fighting a gorilla

[rancid cove]

Pretty much

Overwhelming force with almost no technique behind it

[celest dome]

Vs orks boyz 3/7
Vs orks Nobs 1/9
Vs Tau Pathfinder, 6/4

[rancid cove]

Ork Nobz are just

[solid horizon]

heavy infantry

[rocky gale]

He ain't no punk

[celest cedar]

gotta admire the bravery (or stupidity idk)

[quiet orchid]

stupidity

[rocky gale]

Kinda unwinnable situation, he's not strong enough to face the situations he's in so he either has to run away or not try to fight and be called a coward, or he can try to fight it anyway and have people call him an idiot

[summer mural]

hes an idiot

[rocky gale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ura-coward-youre-a-coward

[summer mural]

I never liked him and everything hes done and has only justified my raw deeply personal hatred for that the greater good loving little menace

https://tenor.com/view/conquest-oliver-invincible-gif-2033769109307560228

[celest cedar]

sonion

[storm jungle]

If he engages hes a fraud
If he doesnt engage hes a fraud

i dunno what people want him to do

[quiet orchid]

yeah

he's a child

imature

[storm jungle]

We wouldnt know...

[summer mural]

i want everything that happens to him happen exactly the way it does in the comics , his arc is perfect and hes deserving

of continually being a fool

[rancid cove]

I wouldnt call him a fraud if he didnt try fighting either Conquest or Thragg
like bro

RUN

[storm jungle]

SAY WALLAHI

[rancid cove]

its the same when people were first reacting to Absolute Batman facing Bane

everyone was

"BRUCE WE UNDERSTAND IF YOU RUN"

"GET OUT OF THERE"

we get it bro

[quiet orchid]

He's a child, he doesn't think that way, for him, run its like, the end of the world, run is being called weak and we know, he has a big ego

[rancid cove]

smh fuck them kids

[storm jungle]

everything today has to be "aura"

[summer mural]

oliver has aura?

oh you mean he tries to have it

nah its a miracle he survives

[quiet orchid]

his aura is -1000000

[summer mural]

its actually pretty funny, the way mark is, im mostly rooting for him to go mark fight! because he can hold back sometimes

but with oliver im just like

go home bro

ik everyones dead at home

but just go there

leave the screentime to the others

[storm jungle]

^ dumbass

[quiet orchid]

[rancid cove]

https://tenor.com/njUSbCYKWCo.gif

[summer mural]

also is it unreasonable to ask that one of the skitarii personalities sound exactly like Machinehead